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237 posts. Organized Play character for James Martin (RPG Superstar 2010 Top 16, 2011 Top 32).


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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

This is the campaign that never ends...

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Also, against my better judgment, I have bought and scribed a scroll of emergency force sphere to save my pale butt in the future. I bow to the wisdom of the party - it will probably come in very, very handy.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

It's a gesture I very much appreciate! I could use the prestige, but it's very kind of Menas to offer his hard-won gold. It allows me to save my prestige for the next death! ;-)

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Boon?: 1d20 ⇒ 13

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

I have the prestige and can certainly pay. If anyone would like to chip in, that would be appreciated!

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Minmaximus actually smiles. It's not an action his face looks to perform often. "My compliments. Surely my brief example was more inspiring to you than even my usual presence would be. I look forward to seeing what use the Society puts these plates to, but if we are to face a risen Runelord, even one as mediocre as Krune, we shall need a great deal more preparation. It was not by accident that they ruled the world. But, and I say this rarely, well done, minions. I shall note your success in my report."

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

...Can I come back from the dead now?

Good job, guys! Nasty scenario there!

I will spend the 24 PP to get raised and restored, please!

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Just to pop in and say: Dead Minmaximus is still rooting for his minions. Go Minions!

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

I have prestige and ain't afraid to spend it.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Feel free to plunder my corpse. I have consumables you might find useful.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

No worries. I got prestige for this very reason.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Definitely going Mirror Image! Emergency Force Shield feels like a cheat from the obscure book that most players DON'T HAVE and abuse mightily. I refuse to support further abuse.

Min breathes again and casts MIRROR IMAGE defensively. DC 19: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (11) + 16 = 27 for 1d4 + 2 ⇒ (1) + 2 = 3 images!

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Ugh I hate that stupid spell. I never took it. Alas, I may just die. So there.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"They're not. They're gone. But likely not far. Be ready." He downs another CMW potion. CMW: 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (6, 3) + 3 = 12 healing.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"THE DARKNESS IS FULL OF TEETH!" The wizard screams as he suddenly reawakens from his brief death. He sees Deaglan and nods, looking paler than usual. He murmurs a word of arcana and casts toppling magic missile at the Hound he can see.

Magic Missiles!: 5d4 + 5 + 4 ⇒ (4, 3, 1, 3, 3) + 5 + 4 = 23 force damage and Trip attack: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (9) + 14 = 23

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"Better that you can't see the damned thing." Min mutters. He downs the potion as he described in his last post.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Min's eyes snap shut as he staggers as wounds appear from nowhere! "Gazes! Avert your eyes minions, their eyes will wound you!"

Knowledge Planes: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (20) + 14 = 34 Special attacks, special defenses, worst save, in that order!

Once I've identified as much about this thing as I can, I will shout it out, loudly. If no one heals Min, he will down a CMW potion for 2d8 + 3 ⇒ (8, 6) + 3 = 17 healing. If he gets healing, he will cast haste on the party!

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Minmaximus looks annoyed. "As much as it pains me to admit, conjuration is my weakest subject. My devotion to evocation required some sacrifices in my studies and conjuration and abjuration seemed antithetical to my chosen field. I know very little beyond the theory of the thing, but these appear one way. Hold on a moment." He casts see invisibility on himself. "Perhaps something lurks here that we cannot see?"

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Bummer. This scenario IS nasty! Of course, it's prep for Waking Rune, which is versus a RUNELORD, so it probably ought to be.

Marching order preference: Min tries to be toward the back, but not last. He prefers to surround himself with minions.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"Hmm. Thumper might be right here. Good job, minion. Your instinctual grasp of ancient riddle nonsense will be noted in my report. Shall we step inside?" Min steps up and walks through as soon as one of the beefier types does the same.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

I'm baffled. Riddles... either I get them immediately or I don't. Since Min is smarter than I, are there any skill checks I could make to help give us a hint?

Min studies the misty doorways and harumphs. "Conjuration. Silly travel and summoning spells. Really, if I wanted some tentacled monstrosity from beyond, I'd mutate my minions more often."

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Knowledge Planes: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (4) + 14 = 18

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"This writing, it's mostly paens to Krune, how wonderful Krune is, how grand Krune is. Load of nonsense, of course. But this is interesting." Min reads off the poem.

"I the lord of multiple
Obscure the one from primal sight
Hidden now by factors few
A century I wait in night
Product of the fewest steps
Rise again the runelord’s might
Twice I strode, the lord of sloth
Walk these doors to tower’s height"

"Hmmm. What do you minions make of this? A riddle? More nonsense from Krune? Takkit, examine that dwarf statue and see if it holds any traps."

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Arcana: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (12) + 17 = 29

"My comrades speak truth. We seek to prevent the rising of a Runelord, Dragon. Krune, if your know your history. We seek the Thousandth Column. Do you know it?"

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Min smiles. "Far be it from me to steal your glory, knight. I will lead from the rear, where it is safest to rain down fire upon our enemies. After you."

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Min nods at Deaglan. "Good memory, minion. Let us start at the western end and work our way eastward."

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Knowledge Arcana: 1d20 + 17 ⇒ (8) + 17 = 25
Knowledge History: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (8) + 16 = 24

"Beware, these columns hold stored conjuration effects. DO NOT TOUCH THEM if you can at all avoid it." Min spouts off before the teleportation takes them.

"It matches the description. I'd say we're in the vicinity. However, this Thousandth Column might require some searching. Let's begin in a reasoned fashion."

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"Conjuration... Filthy summoners. Seems about right that they'd bring back the worst possible Runelord. Useless git. As for demonstrations, save them for combat, minion. You'll get no extra credit for showing off. Venture Captain, we will bring you back these plates. You may of course count on it." Min ignores the yammerings of his minions, because it never does to encourage such prattle. "Teleport away."

GM, did you see my question on the extend metamagic rod?

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

GM, could I have purchased a lesser extend metamagic rod (3000 gp) before we begin?

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Min is not actually evil. I mean, he wants to be evil when he grows up, but for now he is embracing the Chaotic Neutral lifestyle. It comes with breezy short shorts!

Also Min may think he's the incarnation of a certain Runelord of Wrath for... reasons.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"Ah yes, more minions. Excellent, minions Loxx and Deaglan. You will perform adequately, I trust. I want you to know, just to reassure you, that I have an 88% success rate of returning at least most of my minions' corporeal forms back in working order. Well, of the adequate ones, anyway. Let's not speak of the inadequate ones. But I am confident that you will survive in a very real approximation of your current states." Min nods, his face grim and set as if the matter was closed.

He nods to the new fellow, adding, "Yes, well, more human shields are always welcome, minion. Do you have a name or shall I call you, hmm, let's see, I shall call you Thumper. You look like a Thumper."

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"Very well, minion Takkit. I will note whether or not you can fulfill your promises on my report of this mission. And yes, I am master of the arcane arts. I expect you'll be familiar with my exploits. If you are not, no matter; you'll soon be quite familiar with them." He shakes the kitsune's hand lightly. His hand is way too moist for a long handshake. His grip is, well, not reassuring.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

The pale thin man would look more like an accountant than a Pathfinder, if it were not for the arrogant sneer on his face. THAT is all Pathfinder.

He wears embroidered robes bedecked with Sihedron sigils and arcane signs. His lip just naturally seems to curl into a sneer.

"You there. Furry fellow. I suppose you're one of those insufferably bard fellows that always strums a mandolin or plays drums during negotiations, are you? No, I don't want to know your name. Names are for those who complete missions. I shall call you minion. Tell me, minion, what use are you to be put to?"

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Name: James Martin
Character: Minmaximus!
PFS# 1904-19
Slow or Normal Track: Normal
Day Job: Craft Books: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (10) + 13 = 23
Character notes: Thassilonian Specialist Wizard (evocation!). I make many big booms and anything I say in character is not meant to be taken seriously. Honestly Min is a big ol' jerk and I play him as such. I apologize in advance.

I am familiar with the Runelords and Krune and all sorts of fun stuff like that!

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I could offer this fine fellow, who will undoubtedly offend, bother and bewitch you.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Thanks for running!

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Knowledge Arcana DC 19: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20 Min weaves tales of books upon books upon books, all hot and dusty and waiting for Zefiro!

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

HA! Yep, I'm as subtle as an explosion in a church.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Min sniffs dismissively. "Definitely a lower profile. Or perhaps a better line of work, more suited for your skills. Something not requiring stealth. How would you like to work in the Dark Archives of the Society? Hidden knowledge, lost histories. You would be appreciated there." Min says in an almost diplomatic tone.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

R5: Min streaks forward, his blood pumping and his chest hurting. He spots the fighting pit and sends a toppling magic missile at the nearest assailant! Magic Missile: 3d4 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (4, 4, 4) + 3 + 2 = 17 and Trip!: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13 vs CMD!

R6: Spotting the harbor, Min feels his chest really tighten! He draws forth a scroll of touch of the sea and casts it upon himself, diving into the water and thankful for his waterproof bag! He can take 10 due to the spell to net a 17 on my swim check!

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Min scowls at the priests, then at the celebration. So much wasted faith in what? Religion. Faith that could be used properly to worship him. Wasted.

He sees the elf wizard cast his charm and nods. Touching his ring, he casts the same spell, this time on another acolyte. "That fellow!" he points at the charmed one Amar spoke to, "Is trying to disrupt this procession! Stop him!"

Moving along to the band, he sees a crowd and smiles a dark little smile. Murmuring, he casts forth a spray of mind altering colors! Color spray on the crowd! He revels in the chaos he has unleashed!

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Min sends a magic missile arcing at the decorations! MM: 3d4 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (3, 2, 1) + 3 + 2 = 11 damage!

He attempts to help throw the supplies! Strength: 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (9) - 1 = 8

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Running!

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"Cornelia has some documents, but I have not reviewed them. Time is of the essence, after all."

Have we checked the office in the NW part of the complex?

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"Bellflowers. Needless risks in a country that wants you dead, Ballinger. Let's get these fools out of here before anyone else comes looking. Do we have all the information we need?" Min grumbles.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"Dammit all! If the fool is dead he'll be of no use to us! Shut down the trap and get Zefiro!" Min helpfully shouts.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Min's eyes go wider as the chains begin to flail. "Dash it all! I though you were disabling the trap!" He curses loudly and steps into the room, sending a scorching ray at the nearest undisabled statue.

Ranged Touch: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21 for 4d6 + 2 ⇒ (2, 3, 2, 1) + 2 = 10 fire damage!

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"What do you want me to do? I am a master of Evocation, a bringer of wrath! Shall I angry the traps? Would you like me to scowl fiercely at them? Work faster and talk less!" Min gripes, once again proving why he wins the Most Likely to Be Murdered By His Teammates award every Society holiday party.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

Min stands in the doorway, unwilling to enter. He watches the disabling with an impatient air. "Work quickly! Our time is limited." he hisses, not being even the least helpful.

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HP 55/55; AC 14, T 14, FF 10; CMD 16; Init +4, Perc +1; F +6, R+9, W+8

"How do we get inside?"

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