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Chris Mortika wrote:
In one of the playtester reports for Wolfgang Baur's Open Design "Empire of the Ghouls", there was a paladin whose name was pronounced "Tee-AT-eh-mee." Spelled just like it sounds, Teatime.

Probably stolen from Terry Pratchett's book _Hogfather_

= Thats where I took it from for my Warforged Artificer, Mr. Teatime


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Dances With Worgs wrote:
Yes, there's definitely a whopping great KAMB vibe going on here, and good on ye for it. Keep it up!

The tune to this is the same as the original gablin raiding song.

Which, for me, is from the old Rankin and Bass _Hobbit_ animated feature, when the dwarves are dining in Bilbo Baggins home
Chanted quietly to cause paranoia and panic
– Usually by twenty or more unseen goblins chanting in unison
The Goblin Terror Song

You will cry and you will moan
Goblins come into your home
Goblins hide where you can’t hear
Goblins pounce and bite your ear

Goblins hide when longshanks come
Goblins smart and you be dumb
Goblins hide where you can’t see
You can’t run and you can’t flee

You will scream and you will run
Goblins chase you down for fun
Goblins hide where you can’t spy
Goblins snatch and gouge your eye

Goblins creep and Goblins crawl
Goblins come when baby bawls
Goblins hide where you can’t find
Upon you flesh we goblins dine

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Sung to the tune of ‘Hush Little Baby’
http://www.kididdles.com/lyrics/h012.html

A traditional song for the warden of the goblin nurseries, Goblins have discovered this has an unnerving effect on other races, although they aren’t sure why.
Goblin Lullaby

Stifle the baby wrap it in togs
Feed it flesh of the longshank dogs

When it cries and wants to eat
Let it fight for a tasty treat

If the thing should fail and die
Let the next one have a try

If it wants to eat again
Throw a rat into its pen

Soaked with blood in its cage
Poke and pinch it to enrage

Then give it a blade or sharp razor
And let it play with the prisoners

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~fin