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Male Human Junior Sysadmin/1

How far away are they, roughy?


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Is there a "gag" check I need to make for this? Survival, maybe?


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Sitcom moment of everyone turning and shouting "Gerome!" to the thunderous applause of the audience...


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Hilarity (or not) may ensue depending on that roll made for Salt a while ago...


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Ah, OK. That makes more sense. And no-one can read the book at all? This is a sad thing...


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CHOO CHOO! Shouts Theff as he tries to move the party into the same room


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Presuming the Nat.20 means she can do that?


Male Human Junior Sysadmin/1

For some rason, I read SAV D BISTERDS in the voice of Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons


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Trying to bring my dudes together to the ship now, I want to explore :)


Male Human Junior Sysadmin/1

YAY!


Male Human Junior Sysadmin/1

Because my head is currently crushing all creativity, I'm not sure I can type out BZZT's entire explanation of the caravan, Markus, the girls, and the resources available. But he explains them in great detail, hoping to reassure Gaia that this is possible. I also fear BZZT will end up with an army of minions by the end of this...


Male Human Junior Sysadmin/1

Balls.


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What roll would Salt make to try and ID the gun?


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Gerome's should hatch a dire chinchilla


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Can BZZT use that marvellous save to his advantage, or are Acrobatics involved?


Male Human Junior Sysadmin/1

Doing a test


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As everyone's inside, everyone can see the spoiler for the Claw.


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Loving that it doesn't censor "wankmuffins"


Male Human Junior Sysadmin/1

Not assuming anything about how Sash will react to being engulfed in fur, cloak and mask, I'll leave that up to the GM!


Male Human Junior Sysadmin/1

Yeah, yours is better


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Hoping that was a good enough roll to do this:


Male Human Junior Sysadmin/1

Red started watching from the roof of the pub, already dressed as his alter-ego, the (ahem) dreaded Obsidian Claw. His dagger is drawn, and using the crowd for cover, he moves to intercept the antagonist. In his mind this man is a threat to the peace and must be apprehended for what he’s done.


Male Human Junior Sysadmin/1

This is Theff testing the units for posting. Yes.