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Well now I have a player asking me to have his goblin rogue character carry a sack of tied up puppies around so he can hide under tables, bite the puppies for the morale buff and then sneak attack bite people. I'd be less amused if that didn't sound exactly like a plan a goblin would come up with if you told him biting puppies made him better at biting other stuff.

Planning a Human Inquisitor of Asmodeus, eventually aspiring to be a hellknight signifier.
Absolute dedication to LAW AND ORDER. Half Judge Dread, Half Inspector Javert. You break the law, you get broken.

As a player, this was the first time I ever actually had a character get killed.
Name: Eshanya
Race:Catfolk
Class/Level: Ranger 11
Adventure: Vaults of Madness
Location: Vault of Silence
Catalyst:Trio of Zombie Dire Tigers aka the Blender Bengals
Gory Details: The rest of the party being slightly roughed up, Eshanya decided to be the first one into the next room, taking it a few steps ahead so she could warn anyone before anything happened. Never got the chance. Had just enough time to see them leaping at her before rolling poorly for initiative. Three Tigers, Three Pounces, Three Crits, one absolutely pureed catfolk. She got raised eventually by the cleric, but she opted to retire from adventuring after that little misadventure. It wasn't quite so fun anymore. Playing an Investigator now, which has been fun.