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Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas grumps on the return to the Lodge. He was somewhat happy with the ending of the mission, but can't help but feel he failed at the end. He wanted to identify and note that final 'thing', whatever it was...at least for his own records.

However, that his bosses were pleased was nice, but he didn't feel he done much good overall. Mostly, because f@*@ Aram Zey.

He does, however, offer a farewell to Quarr, Niko, Maximo, and Thorgrim.

"Uh...nice working with you all. I, uh, hope..."...that I never have to spend multiple days with you in a library ever again..."...that your next missions go, uh, 'better'."

Thanks for running, GM Endless!! I hope my a#$+#%! character wasn't too assholy, I swear he's usually like this...but this mod seemed like just the right mix of frustations (father figures, cooped up in libraray for days, concern over a guy who wasn't a good Pathfinder) for him. You did a great job.

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas wonders about the creature, finding it *much* more interesting and worthwhile to note than some a%!*+@# wizard who never bothered to share his spellbook.

Is there a knowledge check to help ID the 'thing'? What sort of knowledges might help a smart and able pathfinder like Latheas give a good report about it?

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas nods thanks to Maximo, indicating the end to his need of arrows from that quiver.

They were nice arrows.

He examines the dreamweaverspeaker, trying to figure out exactly what it is...and how best to approach it. He trusts others to do the talking, but he likes to know what's what.

1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28 Know (Arcana)
1d20 + 14 ⇒ (9) + 14 = 23 Know (Planes)

Is it a creature? A haunt? A ghost?

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Round 4, Init 20

Latheas grabs more white-fletched arrows from Maximo's quiver and fires at the big baddie.

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (5) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 20 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + (3, 6) = 25 ghost magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (8) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 23 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + (4, 1) = 21 ghost magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (14) + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 24 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + (2, 5) = 23 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

"I'll get this done soon...you guys are doing great at looking ugly. Didn't think you all needed help looking ugly, but y'all are making me look good."

Combat Crap:

HP: 46/51
AC: 23 (+7 dex, +5 armor +1 haste); FF15, Touch 17
F8,R10,F7

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 15 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 13 damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

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Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

+1 Maximo for holding out the quiver for Latheas...and staying there with it. Way to think things through. :)

Round 4, Init 20

Latheas draws white-fletched arrows from Maximo's quiver and fires at the big baddie.

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 31 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + (1, 5) = 16 ghost magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 31 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + (4, 3) = 18 ghost magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (6) + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 16 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 2d6 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + (1, 3) = 17 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

"Nicely done, Old Fart. With that kind of cooperation, we'll make a Pathfinder out of you yet."

Edited for holy.

Combat Crap:

HP: 46/51
AC: 23 (+7 dex, +5 armor +1 haste); FF15, Touch 17
F8,R10,F7

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 11 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 15 damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

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Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Round 3, Init 20

Latheas scoots up again, and fires his remaining two ghost touched arrows at the big bad, the last shot with only magic damage.

"There you go, Thorgrim, mosey your way out of my line of fire....there you go, speedbump..."

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 31 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 16 ghost magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (17) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 32 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 12 ghost magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 ⇒ (16) + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 = 26 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 15 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

Combat Crap:

HP: 46/51
AC: 23 (+7 dex, +5 armor +1 haste); FF15, Touch 17
F8,R10,F7

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 13 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 15 damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

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Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Round 2, Init 20

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13 Will vs. DC 13

Latheas moves up and still has Pathfinders in his way, as if they were just out of the Academy and didn't know to get out of the way. Gritting his teeth, he continues to fire ghost arrows at blue, then green.

1d20 + 14 + 1 - 2 + 2 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 14 + 1 - 2 + 2 - 2 - 4 = 10 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,-cover)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 13 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

1d20 + 14 + 1 - 2 + 2 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (2) + 14 + 1 - 2 + 2 - 2 - 4 = 11 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,-cover)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 16 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

1d20 + 9 + 1 - 2 + 2 - 2 - 4 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 1 - 2 + 2 - 2 - 4 = 5 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,-cover)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 12 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

Wow, totally Torgan'd those rolls.

Combat Crap:

HP: 46/51
AC: 23 (+7 dex, +5 armor +1 haste); FF15, Touch 17
F8,R10,F7

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 14 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 12 damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

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Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Round 1, Init 15

1d20 + 14 ⇒ (17) + 14 = 31 Know (Planes)
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (13) + 9 = 22 Know (Religion)

"Huh." Latheas grunts knowingly as he realizes several things about the creatures that he petulantly keeps to himself for a moment. His eyes glimmer with unshared knowledge.

1d20 + 7 + 4 ⇒ (18) + 7 + 4 = 29 Will vs. DC 20

The old fart may smell like old man, but his presence is steadying...he's finally being useful. Not that I'll tell him that.

Latheas shakes off the queasiness that he knows the big'un causes.

Starting with blue box, Latheas fires some of his few remaining ghost touch arrows.

1d20 + 14 + 2 - 4 - 2 ⇒ (7) + 14 + 2 - 4 - 2 = 17 to hit; (+PBS,+AP,-cover-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 1 + 2 = 11 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

1d20 + 14 + 2 - 4 - 2 ⇒ (6) + 14 + 2 - 4 - 2 = 16 to hit; (+PBS,+AP,-cover-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 + 2 = 6 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

1d20 + 9 + 2 - 4 - 2 ⇒ (18) + 9 + 2 - 4 - 2 = 23 to hit; (+PBS,+AP,-cover-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 1 + 2 = 12 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

5 GT arrows remaining.

Combat Crap:

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2-2+1[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 16 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2-2+1[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 16 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2-2+1[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 15 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

HP: 51/51
AC: 23 (+7 dex, +5 armor +1 haste); FF15, Touch 17
F8,R10,F7

1d20 + 14 + 2 - 4 - 2 ⇒ (4) + 14 + 2 - 4 - 2 = 14 to hit; (+PBS,+AP,-cover-rapid)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 1 + 1 + 2 = 10 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

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Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas is slow to regain his composure...but he eventually does, mostly.

"Sure, if you're done *exploring* how big of dicks you can be," Latheas draws his bow and readies to follow Niko, "Then we can *report* on how far your heads are up your asses."

Latheas is ready to follow.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
Maximo Interresante wrote:
"Oh, pipe down boy!" Maximo commands, standing tall and looking at Latheas like a wrathful parent. "You may not want to be here. You may not believe in the tenants of the Society. But you have have made the vows required of all Pathfinders. And you are here of your own free will. Now cease your whining, accept some responsibility for your own life, and for Shelyn's sake, make yourself useful!"

Latheas' sore jaw drops at Maximo.

"Listen you old fart, I've done my job. I've done more than anyone else...you want yell at someone, yell at the piddlespotter who hit me. How f$%%ing cooperative is that s~#@?!" Latheas points at Niko, his face contorted with adolescent rage.

"Tell you what, why don't you also follow the gnome around? See where you end up? If you think I'm not being useful, I'll just watch you try to do what I've done."

You yahoos keep pushing Latheas' buttons, don't you? It's a button that says 'don't push', but you keep pushing! ;)

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
Nikomedes Diogenes wrote:
"As long as your lack of loyalty does not affect the mission or put anyone in danger, I have noting to say on the matter. And.....I...apologize. For hitting you. I was mistaken and let my anger guide my actions. That is behavior unbecoming of a gentleman, and I regret it."

Latheas still burns got after the fisticuffs, his jaw raw.

"Let's be clear here, you mangy unkempt piddlespotters," Latheas begins. "You guys wouldn't be here if not for me. I'm the guy who got us here! Without me, who knows where you'd be with that gnome leading things!!" Latheas points at Quarr.

"No offense, Quart," Latheas continues unhelpfully. "But you probably has us going to the fey realm to dance for Satyrs."

"Any you...." Latheas rounds on Niko. "I told you you'd be sorry. I told you you'd regret it. I was right!"

Latheas walks around, trying to calm down after his outburst.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
Quarr wrote:
WHY DID YOU EVEN JOIN THE PATHFINDERS IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN US?

Latheas scoffs. Then sputters. Then laughs.

"Of course piddlespotting not!" Latheas begins to laugh out loud.

"I'm only here to keep my dad off my back and until I want to figure out what I want to do with my life."

Latheas can't believe this is a secret with the way he's acted with this mission, but he explains further.

"The Society is just a means to an end. They train me, they pay me, but that's where it ends. The Society doesn't stand for anything anyways, the VCs are all dicks...I'm really surprised you even care about the Society. It doesn't have a reason to exist: what we do isn't for the betterment of Golarion, it's masturbatory exploration at best."

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Of course. We also can't cast 9th level spells. Meh. You and your rules can't constrain me when I'm PvPing.

Latheas, still shocked from his de-jawing, says nothing yet. He continues to process why his attempts to incinerate Niko failed.

Grand Lodge

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Nikomedes Diogenes wrote:
"You've been reading my mind, you whining, scheming, smug skull f+%!er! How dare you use your magic on me, you...you...!"

Latheas takes the blow on the chin, reeling in the Dreamrealm.

Muthaf#@+er!

"YOU JUST HIT ME!?!" Latheas recovers himself, eyes blazing. "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT I CAN DO TO YOU HERE?!!"

1d20 - 2 ⇒ (11) - 2 = 9 vs. DC10+9 - Cast Transmute Blood to Acid

Latheas blinks as nothing happens. He angrily focuses again.

1d20 - 2 ⇒ (7) - 2 = 5 vs. DC10+8 - Scintillating Pattern

"Oh yeah...stay right there!!" Latheas focuses again.

1d20 - 2 ⇒ (7) - 2 = 5 vs. DC10+7 - Resonating Word

"You shouldn't have hit me! I'll show you!"

1d20 - 2 ⇒ (8) - 2 = 6 vs. DC10+6 - Disintigrate

"Damnit! You'll get yours!"

1d20 - 2 ⇒ (10) - 2 = 8 vs. DC10+5 - Symbol of Pain

"You'll see!"

1d20 - 2 ⇒ (3) - 2 = 1 vs. DC10+4 - Envervation

When nothing happens again, Latheas stalks away, rubbing his jaw.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas looks into the mirror, then glances at Niko.

"Not sure what I really expect to see here in these mirrors. It is truth or illusion? Dreams or nightmares? Only one way to find out, I supose..."

"Let me tell you what I see, Niko...and you tell me the truth of it."

Latheas quirks a knowing, s%+@-eating-grin at Niko.

"Do you have a child, Niko? A bastard that you left to be crippled for life, abandoned by his father? Are you a derelict parent, Niko?" Latheas asks, not imagining the vision to be truth.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
Quarr wrote:
See! I had it right. You messed up the ritual! Could have killed the whole lot of us.....

"Yeah, gnome. Your scribblings seemed to have us intended for the realm of pretty ponies...we were supposed to be here."

Latheas looks at Quarr, then at the dreamrealm, trying to decide if the gnome is real or just a figment of nightmare. He decides that it is the former, but does second guess himself once or twice on the matter.

"Why am I so tired? Oh yeah...I was the one doing all the work," Latheas affirms. "We shouldn't be tired though, that's just a bad dream."

Latheas takes a few weary steps.

"This is stupid, we should be able to fix this here..."

Latheas tries to cure himself of fatigue...Your description above doesn't seem to have constraints on class or whatever.

1d20 - 2 ⇒ (16) - 2 = 14 vs. DC 10+2 - Cast Lesser Restoration.

* * *

Latheas examines himself in the mirror, then the mirror itself.

1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21 Perception
1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17 Perception
1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26 Perception

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas' eyes go wide at Nikomedes outburst...feeling a bit of heat on his own cheeks.

His butt cheeks clench with a bit of fear and he tries to stand a bit taller lest he be next to suffer that wrath. He doesn't move for a few moments...then slowly and carefully goes to take the ritual book out of Quarr's hands.

He gives Nikomedes a few tentative glances before he carefully begins the ritual. He uses Quarr's outline to do a better version of it, using the mistakes Quarr might have made as reasons to be more careful.

1d20 + 15 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 15 + 2 = 21 Know (Arcana) - aid from Quarr
1d20 + 15 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 15 + 2 = 32 Know (Arcana) - aid from Quarr
1d20 + 15 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 15 + 2 = 20 Know (Arcana) - aid from Quarr

and:

1d20 + 15 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 15 + 2 = 37 Know (Planes) -no aid
1d20 + 15 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 15 + 2 = 33 Know (Planes) - aid from Quarr
last check: Autocheck via. Aliyas

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
EndlessForms wrote:
Performing the ritual takes 50 minutes and requires the PCs succeed at three Knowledge (arcana) or Perform (sing) checks and three Knowledge (planes) checks. The ritual’s primary caster must perform five of these checks, each of which takes 10 minutes. Any number of secondary participants can perform the sixth check or use the aid another action to assist the primary caster.

Latheas watchs Quarr set up and perform the near hour-long ritual in mere minutes. He watches, looks at Niko, then at Thorgrim wondering if it was better to let him complete it incorrectly or stop him.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas finally agrees, but thinks they would be better off getting a real arcanist to run the ritual.

"Just so we're clear: I don't know what the f+%$ I'm doing, really. I know enough that I probably won't kill us, but I wanted to give you all fair warning that this might be a bad idea," Latheas explains.

"So if you have loved ones, be they people or yaks or catpeople, we have time to say your final goodbyes, just in case. We can wait."

Latheas waits to see if anyone wants to flee or leave before he continues on explaining things.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas grumbles, picking up the book on the dreamrealm again to better understand the dangers involved. He takes his time in re-reading it, occassionally reading cogent passages aloud so that all might hear and understand.

He's trying to explain the stuff two post above.

"We could probably get there...and get back easily enough. And so," Latheas summarizes, "we could get there and back with only some very relative difficulties inversely proportioned entirely on your intelligences...which means this party might get interesting."

Latheas offers the book to whomever wants to read it.

"By what ol' VC Dickface said we were supposed to do, I think we're done here. But if we want to continue, we know what to do."

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas listens to what the others say, but still thinks about the problems at hand, and how to get back.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas looks around.

"Seems this here is about where we need to report back to the VC," Latheas opines. "We've done what he asked, have we not?"

When Quarr speaks and Latheas turns an eye to the gnome.

"Wait. You want to follow? What makes you think we can get back? We don't know much about the Dreamrealm, do we?"

1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26 Know (Arcana) - Travel to and fro the Dreamrealm? How to get there and back? Potential dangers?

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas looks around.

"How did she even find this place? We had to research in conjunction for days to find mention of this part of the library. And why is this section so hidden?" Latheas asks, letting others ask the more probing questions.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

"Who does #2 work for?" Latheas asks the obvious question. "Why was she here?"

Latheas makes his way around the room, keeping an eye on the apparition.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

1d20 + 15 ⇒ (4) + 15 = 19 Know (Arcana)

Seeing as no one else has any useful arcane skills (save maybe the gnome, but Quarr was probably distracted by a shiny beetle's shiny poop), Latheas dickishly explains the above spoiler to everyone.

"...and so yeah...it's going to take someone else a long time to study this. I ain't doing it."

Latheas even deigns to examine and identify the magic items for others, something he actually enjoys doing.

1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31 Spellcraft - cloak
1d20 + 15 ⇒ (8) + 15 = 23 Spellcraft - dust of darkness

With Read Magic, he hands off the scroll to whomever wants it.

"Great, so we're here. Now what?"

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
Maximo Interresante wrote:
"If you expect Baron Maximo Interresante to behave with such dishonor, then prepare to be disappointed!"

Latheas rolls his eyes from the back, thinking of another title for his mission.

Giant Pride.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
Thorgrim the Bold Strider wrote:
"I believe that is when you get so drunk on the beach that you could die as the tide comes in and you are passed out in the sand. The Silent Tide'll take you out real slow, never to wake you..."

Latheas ahhs in assent, a hazy memory stirring.

"You know, now that you mention it, I thought it was the mission with mute wife-to-be...you know, Silent Bride."

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
Maximo Interresante wrote:
"The Pathfinder Society may not always bring good to bear, but when they do, they make a difference."

Latheas pshaws as he rises to his feet, following the group.

"Silent Tide? Never heard of it," Latheas quips, but seriously, he's never heard of it.

He follows, bow drawn and having left his drinks on the table.

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
Thorgrim the Bold Strider wrote:
"Torch would've never put me in a library..."

Latheas looks up at Thorgrim.

"Torch? I've heard rumors about him. But he was gone before I really got into things. Tell me...tell me about him...what do you know? I heard that he actually cared about what the Society stood for...he wanted it to have purpose."

* * *
Latheas is really struggling with motivation right now. Not sure anyone can provide any reason why Zey is worthwhile or likable enough to waste this much time and energy on...let alone the chances of some apparently *extremely* esoteric/arcane research is likely to help. Let alone...all this research just to find another, even more secret part of the library!?

Latheas kicks back, drinking and thinking. He begins to doodle in one of the books.

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas tries to study and do research, but he quickly tires and bores of it. Let's face it...it is boring and Latheas isn't the kind to like being coup'd up.

Today: 1d20 + 15 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 15 + 4 = 23 Know (Arcana) -leaves early to go whoring
Next day: 1d20 + 15 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 15 + 4 = 36 Know (Arcana)
Next next day: 1d20 + 15 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 15 + 4 = 26 Know (Arcana) -bring drinks in, 'studies with alcohol'
Next next next day: 1d20 + 15 + 4 ⇒ (17) + 15 + 4 = 36 Know (Arcana)

"Piddlepot this. Piddlespot that. Who f@%~in' cares anymore. Zey is gone. It's over." Latheas grumps. "There is nothing of any use in these books. We need to stop wasting time over Zey and move freakin' on. Pathfinders die. We all die. He's dead."

"Zey was a dick anyway...just like the rest of the VCs. Pricks the lot ot them. Think any of them would spend a week studying in this dump to save of us? Yeah...yeah...that's what I thought."

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

1d20 + 10 ⇒ (7) + 10 = 17 Reflex vs. DC14 5 damage.
1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21 Perception

Latheas uses his hasted flight to flit about, looking for more danger and anything else of overt interest.

"An arm there," Latheas points out the arm that Quarr confirms. "What else we got going on here. And does anyone have an explanation how the fog and spiderbeast came to be here? A strange and deadly combination against lesser Pathfinders..."

Only when Latheas is certain that the danger is past (as well as the zippity-zip power of his haste/flight combo have worn off) does Latheas settle down to examine the arm and body. He will lift the table off the arm, examining the arm/body with a magic eye. Cast Detect Magic. He looks for the rest of the body as well.

After that excitement is done, and after Latheas boasts a bit about his kill, he does deign to flip a few pages in efforts to learn more about the lantern.

1d20 + 15 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 15 + 4 = 30 Know (Arcana) - taking lead or going solo

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Meh. Happy to have Latheas' attacks go to the fog, -1 to hit/dam from loss of PBS.

Latheas grins as the spider explodes.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Round 2, Init 20

Latheas 5' flaps to get a clear shot at the deathweb.

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (15) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 31 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+haste)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 12 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 28 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+haste)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 12 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 17 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+haste)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 11 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

Haste:
1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 21 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+haste)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 12 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

Haste, you chumps. Round 2/8.

Combat Crap:

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2-2+1[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 17 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2-2+1[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 10 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2-2+1[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 11 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

HP: 51/51
AC: 23 (+7 dex, +5 armor +1 haste); FF15, Touch 17
F8,R10,F7

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 14 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 15 damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

Smite:
Grit:
Rage:
Arcane Pool:
Hex:
Talent:

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas would have begun to fly as the doors were being bashed open.

Round 1, Init 20

Latheas flies up 20', trying to stay out of reach of the creepy crawlies.

1d20 + 11 ⇒ (12) + 11 = 23 Know (dungeoneering) -Question: DRs on spider thing?
1d20 + 9 ⇒ (12) + 9 = 21 Know (religion)

Latheas confirms what Niko suggests.

"Fire is good," Latheas says, noting the books and pages flying around. He debates burning the entire place to the ground, but instead releases the arcane energy that boost speed and movement to all.

Haste, you chumps. Round 1/8.

Combat Crap:

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2-2+1[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 12 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2-2+1[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 11 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2-2+1[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 14 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

HP: 51/51
AC: 23 (+7 dex, +5 armor +1 haste); FF15, Touch 17
F8,R10,F7

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 14 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 14 damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

Smite:
Grit:
Rage:
Arcane Pool:
Hex:
Talent:

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

"Woah! WOAH! WOAH!!" Latheas tries to stop Sandaril before the wards are broken, then quickly draws his bow when it is too late.

"Ah Piddlespot!" Latheas yells again in the library. "Tell us again about the nature of the threat within? From Geb you say? Maybe a gebbering mouther? The undead thing that sucks...a lot? Or was it a band of roving gebbons?"

Latheas begins to armor and magic up.

"Remember, we don't want the books alive. No disintegrations," Latheas wags his finger at Quart.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
EndlessForms wrote:
I wasn't suggesting that you forge anything. Perhaps that's also an answer to Maximo's question too.

Ninja'd. By over 70 minutes. But I was going to get to this.

"Writs? We don't need no stinking writs," Latheas finally speaks up. "Oh wait, maybe we do. That's a real writ, right Quart? Let's us that. Finally get to toss some Society weight around."

Latheas kicks back to enjoy the expected writ wrangling.

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas, bored already, tries to maintain a respectable air about himself. Soon, however, he will take matters into his own hands...as a Pathfinder might.

He waits...'patiently'.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas, annoyed at the prospect of more library time, keeps his trap shut.

Piddlespotting libraries. If I wanted to go the library, I would have become a freakin' librarian.

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
Quarr wrote:
That is all there is to it. It really is quite simple.

Latheas looks down at the papers and sighs. He was hoping for a thoughtful discussion of the diabolic and the constraints on bending time and space, but rather he gets meatheads and gobbledygook.

He puts half the Quarr's stack into the shortest book he can find: Dwarven War Heroes and the Yaks They Love, and the other half he saves for his next trip to the loo.

Picking at another stack of books, he continues his research.

1d20 + 12 + 3 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 12 + 3 + 2 = 21 Know (Arcana)

"Boring. Boring. BORING!" Latheas begins to moan after the third day of research. "If we don't find anything soon, I'm going to have Nigel send out for some beer and entertainment. This is lame and we need a break."

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

"How are you not dead, then?" Latheas asks. "How have you lived so long and not died to the numerous horrors within this place?"

Latheas finally lets down his arrow, turning away from Nigel. Grousing, Latheas goes to look at the magic items, taking none of them. "Maybe you should sell these hire a decent priest to ward up this museum. I'm sure it would be money well spent to prevent outsiders from traipsing in whenever they have the urge."

Latheas stops to think a moment.

1d20 + 14 ⇒ (9) + 14 = 23 Know (Planes)

"Say...not sure any of you heard the lecture on this, but does it seem strange to you that those devils were able to gate in another of their kind? That means that they themselves were here. They were not summoned themselves, which, as you know is temporary, right? Something's weird about that..." Latheas looks at the Society meatheads who are part of his team.

"Quart? You know anything about that?"
"Maximo? You're not completely useless...what do you know about that?"

"You two," Latheas points at Nikomedes and Thorgrim, "...while we think good, maybe you should take a good look around this room to make sure nothing else is coming to get us. Look for an open rift, or a star gate, or fire with blue flame and no heat. Or pentagrams. Something."

* * *Next day's Arcane research

1d20 + 12 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 12 + 3 = 33 Know (Arcana)

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas turns his bow on Nigel.

"What the hell are stalkers and devils doing here, Nigel!?" Latheas yells at the curator. "I have had it with these motherpiddling jerks on this motherpiddling museum!"

Latheas doesn't accept the items...he want answers.

"Is there any reason they would attack us? Is there anything else you wish to tell us, NIGEL!?"

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
Thorgrim the Bold Strider wrote:
Two critical misses in one battle? For shame!

Snark Response #1:
Dude, no worries. We don't expect much out of you anyway.

Snark Response #2:
Dude, I do that in one round. See above. When you're as 'good' as me, you can talk.

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Round 5, Init 22

Latheas 5' steps up again to shoot at the remaining devil. Attacks will be silver arrows.

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 34 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 14 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 17 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 11 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 12 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 15 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

Oooh...nice snake eyes.

Combat Crap:

HP: 51/51
AC: 22 (+7 dex, +5 armor); FF15, Touch 17
F8,R10,F7

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 13 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 16 damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

Smite:
Grit:
Rage:
Arcane Pool:
Hex:
Talent:

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15
EndlessForms wrote:
I'm starting to see a trend in your characters, Pain.... lol.

*sigh* Yes. I didn't want to play this yahoo in this game for that exact reason. My other yahoo in this tier is very very different, but also much more annoying so I couldn't bring myself to play him with Crispy. I swear I have different, even likable, yahoos.

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16 Will vs. DC 15

Latheas continues to be annoyed, rage, and generally make an a!!**!! out of himself.

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Round 4, Init 22

Latheas 5' steps up again to shoot at the red stalker, then the devils. Attacks vs. devil will be at -4 for cover and will be silver arrows.

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 23 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 11 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 32 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 14 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 28 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 17 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

Combat Crap:

HP: 51/51
AC: 22 (+7 dex, +5 armor); FF15, Touch 17
F8,R10,F7

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 14 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 12 damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

Smite:
Grit:
Rage:
Arcane Pool:
Hex:
Talent:

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

I think Thorgrim missed confirming his crit. To think he might have done real damage rather than pinprick piddly-ass lollipop damage he done did.

Round 3, Init 22

Latheas 5' steps up again to shoot at the red stalker, then the barbed devil if it still stands. Attacks vs. devil will be at -4 for cover and will be silver arrows.

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 26 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 13 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (11) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 27 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 14 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 21 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 12 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP,+bard)

Latheas grins as he looses another fletched stick at the orcs foes. "I figured you'd really stick them with another insult. Something to the point."

Combat Crap:

HP: 51/51
AC: 22 (+7 dex, +5 armor); FF15, Touch 17
F8,R10,F7

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 15 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 13 damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

Smite:
Grit:
Rage:
Arcane Pool:
Hex:
Talent:

Edit: I was informed that you can't crit on a sunder. Meh! My trashmouth and insult stands, keep your rules, reality, and RP away from my sassmouth.

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Round 2, Init 22

Latheas grouses over things he cannot see. He moves closer to get a clear shot at the uninvisible dudes stalkers. His bow glows with arcane power.

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 26 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 13 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP<+bard)

1d20 + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (17) + 14 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 33 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 14 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP<+bard)

1d20 + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 ⇒ (13) + 9 + 1 + 2 - 2 + 1 = 24 to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP,-rapid,+bard)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 + 1 = 10 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP<+bard)

"I got these! Go get them others!" Latheas claims to have them, he does.

Combat Crap:

HP: 51/51
AC: 22 (+7 dex, +5 armor); FF15, Touch 17
F8,R10,F7

[ dice]1d20+14+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 11 magic damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

[ dice]1d20+9+1+2[/dice] to hit; (+PBS,-DA,+AP)
1d8 + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 + 4 + 2 = 10 damage (+PBS,+DA,+AP)

Smite:
Grit:
Rage:
Arcane Pool:
Hex:
Talent:

Grand Lodge

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Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

"Did you guys hear the one about the conversation between the Nagaji and the librarian?"

"Ssss."
"Shhh."
"Ssss."
"Shhh."
"Ssss."
"Shhh."

Latheas grins and readies his bow.

Grand Lodge

Stats:
Init +9;AC 22/17Tch/15FF;HP 51/51, F8/R10/W7. Acr15/Fly12/Arc12/Dun11/Nat12/Pl14/Rel9/Per12/Spll15

Latheas snorks.

"Or some sort of cube...made of gelatin?" Latheas adds, wishing that others would stay out of his firing lane.

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