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7 posts. Alias of Jeremy Corff.


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Star Captain Killjoy wrote:
Kobold Defense League wrote:
DMMWolf wrote:
Bloodrealm wrote:
Also Space Kobolds

THIS!!!! Screw it I'm Going to Stat them if Paizo Doesn't!!!

Beware the Dread Space Pirate Meepo!

At last! The stars shall be ours, my draconic brothers and sisters!

NUH-UH! The Imperial Goblin Space Navy was here first*!

* According to this totally valid text which I am assured was not just invented five seconds ago by someone less afraid of writing than the rest of us.

Imposter!!! Goblins don't read text!


DMMWolf wrote:
Bloodrealm wrote:
Also Space Kobolds

THIS!!!! Screw it I'm Going to Stat them if Paizo Doesn't!!!

Beware the Dread Space Pirate Meepo!

At last! The stars shall be ours, my draconic brothers and sisters!


John Compton wrote:
Kobold Defense League wrote:
Best adventure. Kobolds Rule, goblins drool. 5/5 stars.
You should consider writing a review.

Good idea. I declare you an honorary Kobold.


Best adventure. Kobolds Rule, goblins drool. 5/5 stars.


Great Read. Could have had more Dragons in it. 4/5 stars.


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Generic Villain wrote:
Kobold Defense League wrote:
What's so bad about having a kobold in your family tree?

Nothing, as long as you're cool being related to a yappy, dirt-digging coward who used to be worth 7 experience points back in 2nd Edition. And who even probably knew how to read.

This message brought to you by the Golarion Association of Goblin Growth and Burning Stuff, Also Hating Horses, Books, and Smelly Kobolds.

You seem awfully literate for a kobold hating goblin, friend.

That's ok though. We in the Kobold Defense League believe in turning the other check. In fact, I'd like to invite you and your goblin friends horde associates to visit our offices. We are always open to new faces to test tour our Dragon Temple and Trap Extravaganzorium tm


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What's so bad about having a kobold in your family tree?