Toy Story was released before I was born. I don't remember a time before the Bush presidency.
Papa Smurf/Kurtulmak/Queen Chrysalis
About Kobold Cleaver
This insufferably smug rat of a kobold serves as Head Witch of a large, highly hostile kobold clan called the Polikobaldly Kobrrect Tribe. She is often found menacing the Boards, however, picking fights with her many, many enemies. She counts Favorites like you would count gold. They're all hers, and hersalone! Give them to her! Buy her favor with + signs.
Kobold Cleaver comes from a long line of Cleavers, but she alone wields the actual Cleaver that holds her considerable martial might. Unfortunately, she has a tendency to cleave fellow kobolds, but that's all accident. All accident. You can't prove anything.
Kobold Cleaver used to be a lich, but she got over it. She used to be a member of the sinister cult known as the Misty Realms Agents, who sought to spread their nebulous, poorly-thought-out plans across the world. She got over that, too. She used to be a brony, but then she got kind of bored and realized she was surrounded by jackasses. She now quests alone to master the fabled Paints of Animation, though it is clear to all she is in way over her head.
Kobold Cleaver's favorite haunts include the political forums, the rules discussion forums, and her own countless terrible threads, all festering bogs of idiocy and timewasting to the last. Stop by some time!
Gargamel and his damn cat — Smurfold Cleaver was created by Gargamel Teter to infiltrate the smurfs. Or to annoy her. Either way, Kobold Cleaver caught on to the scheme and turned against her creator.