Born back when people thought we might survive capitalism.
Kurtulmak's exiled brother, Kropotnak
About Kobold Cleaver
This insufferably smug rat of a kobold serves as Head Witch of a large, highly hostile kobold tribe that may or may not just be three kobolds hiding behind a curtain and doing a bunch of silly voices. She is often found menacing the Boards, however, picking fights with her many, many enemies. She counts Favorites like you would count gold. They're all hers, and hers alone! Give them to her! Buy her favor with + signs!
Kobold Cleaver comes from a long line of Cleavers, but she alone wields the actual Cleaver that holds her considerable martial might. Her favorite haunts include the political forums, the rules discussion forums, and her own countless terrible threads, all festering bogs of idiocy and timewasting to the last. Stop by some time!
She claims credit for single-handedly shaming the plague Caster/Martial Disparity argument threads into the void with her Index. You are welcome.
KC's also running the longest-running Age of Worms PbP on the forums (and possibly ever?), and the second-longest true Pathfinder PbP that's still active. She made Dragotha and Tiamat lesbians and nobody knew to stop her until it was too late.
Gargamel and his damn cat — Smurfold Cleaver was created by Gargamel Teter to infiltrate the smurfs. Or to annoy her. Either way, Kobold Cleaver caught on to the scheme and turned against her creator.