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2021-12-09T15:08:08Z
2021-12-09T15:08:08Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#86
2019-10-20T05:29:14Z
2018-11-12T18:45:11Z
<p>I quit updating this because of my inactivity on these forums and that I didn't perceive a lot of interest, plus DeviantArt allowed me to add illustrations and edit the chapters after being published.</p>
<p>If anyone is interested in reading the new chapters, you can keep up to date here:</p>
<p><a href="http://fav.me/dcbxk8x" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Chapter 48</a></p>
<p>I have published up to chapter 57 already!</p>
<p>If you have any interest in me keeping you up to date with the newest chapters I publish, make me know, and I will post the link to them here.</p>
<p>Thanks for your interest!</p>
I quit updating this because of my inactivity on these forums and that I didn't perceive a lot of interest, plus DeviantArt allowed me to add illustrations and edit the chapters after being published.
If anyone is interested in reading the new chapters, you can keep up to date here:
Chapter 48
I have published up to chapter 57 already!
If you have any interest in me keeping you up to date with the newest chapters I publish, make me know, and I will post the link to them here.
Thanks for...
Kileanna
2018-11-12T18:45:11Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#84
2018-06-08T07:38:42Z
2018-05-24T12:57:50Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 47</b></p>
<p>As we got nearer to our final destination, where we would meet the Heralds of Summer, we entered a wealthy district full of luxurious mansions and people wearing lavish clothes. I couldn't help but forget about the tyranny of the witches for a while and admire the magnificence of the place. The sensation didn't last long, as I soon realized that all the eyes seemed to be on us. The word “stilyagi” was repeated in whispers, sometimes accompanied with chuckles, sometimes said in disappointment. Knowing that they weren't taking us seriously should have comforted me, but it only increased my sensation of not belonging. My sister and Nadya seemed just as uncomfortable as me: Nadya didn't like drawing so much attention and Cat hated being looked at every time we walked into a new town like we were some kind of oddity. Argentea, in the other hand, walked around like she owned the place, not paying attention to stares or whispers. Only Indi seemed to actually enjoy all the attention. One might think that he felt flattered.</p>
<p>I felt relieved when we finally reached the bath house. After some quick interrogation to prove that we weren't spies for the Winter Witches, we were led towards a set of stairs going down to a tunnel network that seemed to connect many nearby houses. In the center was a small underground shrine of Habbakkuk, where we met Solveig Ayrdahl, leader of both the shrine and the cell of the Heralds of Summer in Whitethrone. Aside from her, all the other people in the shrine didn't look like combatants but rather refugees or assistants. I realized how much trust she was putting into us by receiving us there, unprotected.</p>
<p>After introducing ourselves we told her the story about how and why we came to Whitethrone. She wasn't especially concerned about the absence of Baba Yaga, considering it a good opportunity for a change in Irrisen, but she was alarmed when we mentioned Elvanna’s plans of freezing our continent. As a follower of Habbakkuk, one of the main gods of nature, she couldn't allow that to happen, even if it didn't affect her or the Heralds directly. She was eager to help us with our mission, though I had the sensation from the beginning, that her intentions weren't completely selfless.</p>
<p>-As you probably know- she explained to us-, Queen Elvanna managed to seize control of Baba Yaga’s Dancing Hut and shackle it in the Square Market so everybody can attest her victory over her mother.
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-So the hut was arrested for public dancing?- Asked Indi.
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-Shut up.- Commanded Argentea trying not to burst into laughter. I chuckled. Solveig smiled as she kept talking, pretending not hearing Indi’s comment.
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-The strangest thing, the night after Elvanna seized the hut, a whole forest sprouted around it. It’s said to be full of strange creatures and to grow even bigger every time someone tries to cut it down.
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-A forest?- Asked Nadya- Is that the power of the Dancing Hut?</p>
<p>Solveig shrugged.</p>
<p>-Honestly, I don't know, but some powerful magic must be involved. Right now, the commander of the Winter Guard, the witch Nazhena Vasiliovna,- Nadya’s eyes flashed in hate and anticipation when she heard that name- has restricted the access to the Square Market and set her people to watch over it. There’s no way to get to the hut right now without facing an army.</p>
<p>-Maybe it’s time for the oppressed people of Whitethrone to rise up and fight for themselves- Said Nadya-. It’s the right moment. Elvanna’s troops are distracted. And weakened.
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-And what do you intend to do?- protested Argentea- Send them to die? They aren't fighters!
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-I am afraid that you are right- Solveig said-. They aren't prepared. The remains of the Iron Guard, the military that Elvanna replaced for her Winter Guard, still linger around. They are afraid of showing up, but if we give them a reason to believe that they can win, I may be able to convince them to strike an attack against the Winter Guard.
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-Will be they able to defeat them?- Asked Cat.
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-No way- Solveig said with a grave voice-, but they will provide a distraction that you can use to sneak into the forest and claim the Hut.
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-Sounds like a plan.- Argentea nodded.
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-I still need to give the Iron Guard a reason to believe that they can win.- Added Solveig.
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-And it seems like you already have something in mind, am I wrong?- Indi smirked at the priestess.
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-I do- Solveig answered-. The white dragon, Logrivich. He is one of the commanders of the Winter Guard, and while he keeps watching over Whitethrone from the clock tower, nobody is going to risk striking an organised attack.</p>
<p>I could understand why. More often than not, dragons cared little about collateral damage, and their breath weapons could cause a huge devastation to a small contingent.</p>
<p>-You intend us to kill a dragon?- Asked Argentea, shocked- That is far beyond our capabilities.
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That surprised me, coming from the overconfident Argentea.
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-Maybe- I said-. Can it cast spells?</p>
<p>Younger dragons didn't manifest their innate magic yet, so that allowed me to guess Logrivich’s age and the real danger he posed.</p>
<p>-Not that I know.- Solveig was a bit confused by my question.
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-Nothing to fear, then- I smiled with pretend confidence-. That’s not a dragon, but an overgrown lizard.
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-How so?- Asked Argentea, intrigued.
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-Magic is what makes dragons formidable opponents. Without it, he will have to get close, and once he does, he is dead.
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-What about the icy breath?- Asked Nadya.
<br />
-No problem. Indi can protect us from cold in advance and everytime he exhales his breath on us we will laugh at him.
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-You will.- Joked Indi.
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-Most likely.
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-It seems like you have a plan- intervened Solveig with an encouraging voice-. But remember that he has many servants in the tower, so it won't just be the dragons, and…- She looked at us, like pondering whether she should say something or not.
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-What?- Asked Nadya.
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-There’s something more- she said at last-. It has come to my ears that the dragon is keeping a prisoner. Her name is Bella Belvorica, and she’s just an artist, an opera singer. I believe that she is relatively safe as long as he keeps enjoying her music, but I am worried about what could happen in the middle of a fight. Please, be careful with collateral damage and try to bring her here unharmed. I will take care of the rest.</p>
<p>It seemed to me that Solveig was actually more concerned about this last part of her request than anything else, but I said nothing. I just wondered why she was hiding that this woman was important. I couldn't help but have the sensation that Solveig was using us for her own goals, but I guess that was what collaborating meant. We would most likely not be helping her if we didn't need her to reach the Dancing Hut.</p>
<p>Solveig gave us some healing potions and a couple of gnomish fireworks that, once activated, would rise into the sky releasing an explosion of light. She instructed us to use them after we were done with the dragon to give a signal to the Iron Guard to begin their attack. After that, the priestess led us to our rooms so we could have some rest for the night. The next day we would have to get up early to begin the preparations before getting into the dragon’s tower. Though I really wanted to bathe and relax for a while in the thermal baths, everybody agreed that the risk of bringing unwanted attention among the Jadwigas was too big, so I retired to my room, a bit annoyed, and in the end I decided to visit Argentea in hers. It had been some days since we had spent some time together and I was starting to miss her.</p>
<p>After a full night of rest, I woke up with Nina pecking my ear. That meant that it was time to get my spells ready for the day. Despite having called Logrivich an overgrown lizard,I was still concerned about our ability to fight a cunning flying enemy. If he didn't choose to confront us directly, only Indi was able to fly by shifting into a flying animal, so we might not be even able to approach him. Our spells and Nadya’s arrows had a limited range, and Argentea and Cat weren't that good with their bows. I knew of the existence of magic items that could grant us magic flight, but I was unsure if we would be able to find them in Whitethrone (especially with the Square Market turned into a forest) or even be able to afford them. But Nina (or most probably, Eternity) was as thoughtful as ever. In a playful and somewhat mysterious voice, she told me that I was ready to learn the secrets of magic flight and revealed me the incantations to make my body light as a feather. That wouldn't be of much help to the rest of the group, but it was a beginning.</p>
<p>As I joined the rest of the group and Solveig to have breakfast, I told them my concerns about magic flight. Though she didn't like magic a lot, Argentea hated the idea of being useless during a fight even more, so she agreed on looking for a way to fly. Everyone else liked the idea, and Cat even believed that flying seemed like fun. </p>
<p>Solveig recommended we talk to Mortin again, as he had a lot of connections plus a big collection of magic items of his own.</p>
<p>With most of the planning done, the time came for me to share Baba Yaga’s mark with the rest of the group members. It was a hard choice, because I knew that the one who didn't bear the mark would be left behind. As in the Pale Tower, we were afraid that anyone unprotected could fall victim to some powerful Jadwiga’s magic. Being the one with the flight and the magic, Indi couldn't be left behind, nor could Nadya and her deadly bow. That left me to choose between Cat and Argentea, but the decision wasn't hard: with her shield and armor, Argentea was much more likely to survive a direct confrontation with Logrivich, while I feared that the dragon could tear my sister to pieces without Argentea there to watch her back. Was I overestimating Argentea? Was I underestimating Cat? I didn't care if I was, with my dreams still too recent in my mind, I didn't want the death of my sister on my conscience.</p>
<p>Cat wasn't glad, but she did her best to understand. After telling me a hundred times to be extremely cautious and Argentea a hundred more to take care of me, she finally agreed to be left out. I had the sensation that I was the most useless to fight a dragon: like elves, sleep magic doesn't work on them, and I wasn't good neither on attack magic nor on defensive spells. Healing spells were fine, but Indi could take charge of them. But I had no choice. It was me who bore the damned Baba Yaga’s mark, and I couldn't pass it to anyone else. At least I had learned some new helpful spells that might be useful for the group.</p>
<p>Plans done, mark placed, now only getting supplies for our incursion left, but as we headed out of the shrine of the heralds, I got a new idea.</p>
<p>-I think I am going to attend my… date with Greta.- I said shyly.
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-Are you insane? Why?- Argentea said in a tone of voice that was way too loud. Was she jealous? I didn't really think so, but the irrational fear of losing her because she believed I had some sort of interest in Greta rose in my mind.
<br />
-I… She is from here… She might know things. I just want to get some information from her. Winter Wolves don't like Elvanna, right? She might even be on our side.
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-And she is pretty.- Joked Indi.
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-No! I mean… I just want information!
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-But if something else happens…- Indi continued picking on me. He didn't intend to be mean, but my face must be already beof the color of my hair.
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-No!- I repeated.
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-Jealous, Indi?- Intervened Nadya, watching me suffer- Would you like to go in her place?</p>
<p>I wanted to hug Nadya. I muttered a silent “thank you" to her.</p>
<p>-I am only picking on her a little bit- Indi excused himself-. You know me.
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-Unfortunately for you, we all already know you, Evil Druid.- Said Argentea.
<br />
-Maybe not enough.- He smirked.
<br />
-Maybe too much.- Finished Argentea.</p>
<p>In the end, everybody reluctantly agreed on me meeting up with Greta, though Cat and Argentea insisted on accompanying me and waiting outside, just in case I got into trouble. Meanwhile, Indi and Nadya would meet back with Mortin and go shopping for the gear and supplies we needed.</p>
<p>The Howlings didn't seem more welcoming than the last day, but at least Greta lived close to the district limits. Her house looked much alike most human houses, with no special features. Greta opened the door in her human shape and greeted me cheerfully. Her face revealed disappointment when she noticed that I wasn't alone, though.</p>
<p>-Why did you bring your slaves?- She protested- Don't you trust me?
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-I barely know you.- I answered.
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-Clever girl!- She laughed- But I promise that you won't be needing them. Come in.</p>
<p>I followed her, intrigued and scared at the same time. She led me to a small but comfortable living room and offered me a seat.</p>
<p>-Honestly, I didn't expect you to come- she said, sitting in front of me, staring at me with her cold blue eyes-. I had the feeling that I had intimidated you somehow.
<br />
-I considered not coming.- I confessed.
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-What made you change your mind?
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-I am curious about you.
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-Really?- Greta gave me a big predatory grin. She was scary- I am here. You can satisfy your curiosity if you wish.</p>
<p>I opened my mouth to speak, but no sound came out of it. Greta’s bluntness disarmed me.</p>
<p>-Nothing?- She finally said. I must be the worst at extracting information- Then allow me to ask first. Want a snack? A cup of hot tea? Anything?
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-A cup of tea will be fine.- I would have never guessed that winter wolves could appreciate tea, especially hot tea.
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-You can speak! Good!</p>
<p>Greta stood up and poured two cups of tea. Which meant that she already had some tea prepared. For some reason, the idea of a winter wolf drinking tea alone seemed even stranger to me than two winter wolves sharing a cup of tea.</p>
<p>-So where do you come from?- Greta asked, taking a seat again.
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-The North.- I answered vaguely, wishing that she didn't inquire further. I didn't have a vast knowledge about Irriseni geography.
<br />
-That explains your strange features. Are all winter wolves in the North like you?</p>
<p>I hinted a nervous smile.</p>
<p>-I am sort of an oddity, I guess.
<br />
-A special snowflake, huh? I like that- her smile became even wider-. Are they like me?
<br />
-I haven’t met anyone like you before, that is for sure.- I didn't meant it as a compliment, but she seemed flattered.
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-That must mean that I am unique. Tell me, do you like it?
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-The tea? It is good.
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-The Howlings!- She laughed- Walking on two feet, having hands, wielding weapons, and why not? Sipping tea. It must be strange for a foreigner.
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-I love it. I came here just for the tea.- I joked. I was starting to relax. Greta’s personality was overwhelming, but once I started to get used to it, I found her to be rather friendly.</p>
<p>Greta smiled at me. This time she looked more sincere, less predatory.</p>
<p>-You will get used to it and soon you won't understand how you could live without it until now. Sure your true form is useful for hunting and fighting but, hey, nothing that a great-axe cannot fix and for everything else… thumbs. You gotta love thumbs.</p>
<p>I imagined my life without hands.</p>
<p>-I can understand why you like the Howlings so much. Baba Yaga…
<br />
-Gave us a tricky gift- Greta completed my phrase-. By making it restricted to this district, she made sure that we gathered here, ready for her to use. Don't get me wrong, I am still grateful to her, but I have always wanted to travel and I feel that I have grown too attached to this shape to leave.
<br />
-Why don't you use magic?- I asked.
<br />
-Do I look like a witch to you?
<br />
-Do I?
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-With your eyes? You do.
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-You are right. And I think that crafting an item that allows you to keep your human shape out of the Howlings should be an easy task.
<br />
-Really?- Greta’s eyes shone in excitement.</p>
<p>I had some ideas. There was a rather common spell that could be used to take the shape of any humanoid creature. It didn't allow me to imitate specific people, so I had never considered it very useful, but maybe I could get a scroll for that spell from Mortin. Then I just needed to figure out how to imbue it on an item for Greta. It would require some research but I was pretty sure that I could do it.</p>
<p>-Really- I nodded after thinking for a while-. I can do it.</p>
<p>Greta looked at me suspiciously.</p>
<p>-What’s the trick? Those things are expensive.</p>
<p>Suddenly I realized that I had just agreed on crafting a magic item for Greta. I had gotten so carried away in my chain of thought that I had accidentally implied that I was going to do it. Truth be told, I was too excited about trying.</p>
<p>-No tricks. But it might take me a while. Maybe a couple of weeks, or even more. We won't be staying here for so long.
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-I am going with you.</p>
<p>That caught me off-guard.</p>
<p>-You don't even know what we are doing here!
<br />
-Something completely unrelated to selling fish, that is for sure- Greta shrugged-. I don't really care. Whatever you are involved in, count me in.</p>
<p>I realized that Greta was trying to show gratitude though she wasn't used to it.</p>
<p>-It might be dangerous.- I told her.
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-Fine. I am bored.</p>
<p>That answer made me smile.</p>
<p>-Then I will ask the others and, if they are fine with it, you can come with us.</p>
<p>She gave me an intrigued look.</p>
<p>-You ask your humans for advice?
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-We work as a group.
<br />
-You are really strange.</p>
<p>To that point, I no longer cared a lot about impersonating a believable winter wolf. If Greta was about to join us, I needed to know that she wouldn't have a problem with our group dynamics. Fortunately, she didn't seem like the judgemental type.</p>
<p>Be it because she had lost interest in me, be it because she was too excited about getting a permanent human form, she didn't attempt to flirt with me again during our meeting, which I felt relieving. After emptying the teapot, I told her that I would come back with an answer before we had to leave Whitethrone, and I left. My sister and Argentea were patiently waiting outside.</p>
<p>-Why did you delay so much?- Asked Argentea- We were starting to think that she had eaten you?</p>
<p>Cat chuckled.</p>
<p>-I told you not to worry! See? She is fine!- Regardless of her words, I sensed relief in my sister’s voice- How did it go?</p>
<p>I shrugged.</p>
<p>-Fine… I guess. She wants to come with us.
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-Why?- Argentea seemed upset.
<br />
-I told her I could find a way for her to keep her human form out of the Howlings.
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-You barely know her! Why?- Repeated Argentea.
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-She is rather nice, once you know her better. And trying to craft a magic item sounds like fun.
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My sister raised an eyebrow.
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-I am not sure that “fun" is the word.
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-I already have this Rimepelt, that grants some shapeshifting abilities. I believe that I can use my magic to alter the enchantment and make it work the opposite way, granting a winter wolf the ability to appear human for an unlimited time. It can’t be so hard.</p>
<p>Judging by their faces, my explanation didn't help to make the process seem like fun.</p>
<p>-Let’s go to Mortin’s- I added, trying to get away from their non-amused looks-. If we are lucky we might find the others there.</p>
<p>The others were out, doing some shopping on their own, but that allowed me some time to share my ideas with the wizard and spend some time learning new spells, while Cat and Argentea also went out for some shopping. We agreed on meeting at mid afternoon to make last minute preparations and assault the clock tower. One part of me believed that I was being too optimistic about being able to defeat a dragon, and that we might be wasting the last hours of our lives shopping and studying, but I forced those thoughts away. We had a tough task ahead, and I couldn't allow negative thoughts to bring me down now.</p>
CHAPTER 47
As we got nearer to our final destination, where we would meet the Heralds of Summer, we entered a wealthy district full of luxurious mansions and people wearing lavish clothes. I couldn't help but forget about the tyranny of the witches for a while and admire the magnificence of the place. The sensation didn't last long, as I soon realized that all the eyes seemed to be on us. The word “stilyagi” was repeated in whispers, sometimes accompanied with chuckles, sometimes said in...
Kileanna
2018-05-24T12:57:50Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#83
2018-06-08T07:38:40Z
2018-05-06T20:25:55Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 46</b></p>
<p>We had already reached our destination when we spotted a hooded man in the distance. He was slim and not very tall (or maybe he looked shorter because he was slightly hunched), which gave him an elven-like build. Though we could only see his back, we saw a ray of sunlight reflected on his face as he turned around, like he was wearing a crystal mask or something similar. Nadya’s eyes opened wide out of fear, though the man didn't show any signs of noticing our presence.</p>
<p>-That has to be a Mirror Man. I have never seen one in person.
<br />
-What is that?- Asked Cat nervously.</p>
<p>The hooded man started walking towards our position.</p>
<p>-Later- replied Nadya-. Now, as I said with the crows: don't let it become aware of you.</p>
<p>The Mirror Man didn't appear threatening at first sight and didn't seem to be coming for us, just walking in our direction, but we had learned to trust Nadya’s advice and to mistrust anything with “mirror" in the name. We walked back to a safe distance and waited for the hunched man to leave the place before approaching again.</p>
<p>-They are the spies of the Winter Witches in Whitethrone- Nadya explained before anyone asked-. They are said to be able to speak to the witches through magic and I am sure that they can also see through them. They are all over the city and have a reputation of being able to see everything.
<br />
Indi exhaled a deep breath.
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-Thank Zeboim that it’s just a reputation!- He said with a relieved smile. Argentea didn't like the mention to Indi’s goddess but she didn't say anything this time.
<br />
After making sure that there were no Mirror Men or other observers around, we finally got close to the house that Ringeirr had directed us to and knocked at the door. A voice from inside asked us who we were and where Ringeirr was. They weren't expecting the shipment until the next day and that made them suspicious. After some questions, they deemed us trustworthy and opened the door. A whole family (mother, father and many children) got out and dragged the cart inside the house, thanking us repeatedly. It was a lot of fish for a single family, but they would later distribute the food among other people, according to what Ringeirr had told us.</p>
<p>Without the cart to hide our belongings we had to carry everything ourselves, which made the last part of our infiltration more risky. Even if we weren't far from Mortin’s house, now we had to be more wary than ever.</p>
<p>That caused me to boggle exaggeratedly when a a panicking man ran into us. He barely noticed us and wouldn't have even ceased to run if my sister hadn't asked him to calm down and tell us what was going on. That was when he finally paid attention, looking at us with a pleading stare. He panted twice before being able to speak.</p>
<p>-My master is...in a rage!- He finally managed to say in a suffocated voice.</p>
<p>We understood what he meant before we had a chance to ask, as a massive white wolf ran into us in the same fashion as the man before him. He ignored us, trying to reach the fugitive slave.
<br />
We were in an open area and resorting to violence might have been a terrible idea, but if we didn't intervene the man would be slain right in front of our eyes.</p>
<p>-What’s the matter with your slave?- I asked, hoping that my impersonation of a winter wolf was enough to catch his attention and that doing so didn't end with him trying to rip my throat out. He turned around to face me, visibly bothered by my intrusion, but as he looked me in the eye his attitude changed. When he spoke, he did it as one would address someone of a higher rank or social position. It had to be my eyes.
<br />
-He dared to question how I manage my affairs. I am sure you understand. Sometimes you can’t just break that defiant streak and they are good for nothing but a bit of sport.
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The words of the winter wolf raised so many alarms that I could barely keep my calm facade. I couldn't help but remember Greta telling me that no one would be interested in a slave like Cat.
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-I didn't intend to…- The slave started saying, but Indi made him shut up with a hiss. We didn't want to bring his master's attention back to him.
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-I am sure he believed that he was being helpful- I said. Then I addressed the slave-. Didn't you?
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The slave quickly nodded.
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-Humans aren't like us- I tried to get myself in the mindset of a winter wolf: superior, dominant, arrogant-. They have a harder time understanding. When you just punish them, they won't understand what they have done wrong. Sometimes you need to be patient and sit down and explain things to them.</p>
<p>The winter wolf grunted in disgust.</p>
<p>-Why should I bother?
<br />
-Because then you’ll end up spending big money on a slave that isn't good for anything but a bit of sport. A bit of patience and kindness often give better results.
<br />
He looked at the group. He probably thought that I must know something about handling slaves if I had so many. Fortunately he didn't notice the hidden weapons because he could have started to question some things.
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-How do you get them to respect you?- He asked.
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-You don't need to show them who is in charge all the time. They already know- I pointed to the slave-. Look at his eyes- he seemed terrified-. Don't you think he already knows?</p>
<p>The winter wolf grunted again.</p>
<p>-I will let it be for this time. Humans are really stupid, aren't they?- Then he addressed the slave- Let’s go back home.</p>
<p>The slave obeyed, still terrified, and both left together. I wasn't sure if the wolf would change his mind, but I hoped that I had at least given him something to think about.
<br />
As soon as they were gone, my sister’s rage burst.</p>
<p>-We should have beaten the crap out of him! That piece of garbage! He will change his mind! He will hurt him again! He’d be better dead!</p>
<p>She wasn't angry at me (I doubt that Cat had that capacity). She hadn’t lifted a finger against him, because she knew the consequences it could have had. Her rage was addressed towards the whole system that allowed the winter wolves to treat people like that.</p>
<p>-We could have bought him and then released him.- Said Argentea, who wasn't having a better time than Cat. She was just better at concealing her emotions.
<br />
-We are not slave dealers- I protested-. I am not paying for him to get a brand new slave that will be treated like the old one.
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-Yes, that would be paying to wash our consciences- Indi agreed-. If I ever have the urge to do that I’ll go to a temple of Zeboim and pay for an Atonement spell. At least the money would be spent on a better place. As for killing the master: have you thought about what would happen to all the slaves that he might have now? Maybe they would kill them all if they cannot find a new home for them. That’s what people do with stray dogs, isn't it? We have done the best thing: give him a reason to change and an opportunity to do it.</p>
<p>I looked at Indi. He had always been the pragmatic one, the one who was able to take the most ruthless decisions. And lately, I had found him agreeing with me more often than not. What did that mean? I was sure that I had taken the best decision… for the group. But, had I condemned an innocent man in the process? That wasn't something that I really wanted to think about at the time.
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The sun had already set, but we had finally reached Mortin’s house. No more winter wolves in our way, no more goblins. A bald middle aged human who wasn't much taller than me opened the door warily and, after we introduced ourselves, let us in. The house was an average size for human standards, but it was so cluttered with books, writing materials and curious items that it looked smaller than it actually was. The main room was lit by a fireplace that made it a warm, welcoming place.</p>
<p>-You are the first two elves that I have ever seen in Irrisen- Mortin said with genuine interest in a perfect, accentless Common-. Kagonesti, am I right?
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-Yes!- Cat nodded proudly.</p>
<p>It was obvious that Mortin wasn't native from Irrisen, though we didn't inquire more at that point, as our host was more interested in determining what kind of false identities would suit us better. His first suggestion was that we impersonate a group of slaves. The papers, he said, would be easy to forge and we wouldn't attract much attention. This was received by a choir of complaints from Cat and Argentea, who “no way" would be passing as slaves again. The second option was better accepted: there was a group of young eccentric Jadwiga nobles who delighted in rebelling against their elders by dressing, talking and behaving in the most bizarre ways. Those nobles, called the stilyagi, were considered childish and immature but inoffensive among the other Jadwiga, and their oddities were tolerated in most cases. As only Nadya believed the slave option to be safer, Mortin agreed on forging some papers that identified us as stilyagi, though it would take him some time. As he got into it, he asked us about our stories and instructed us on how to reunite with the Heralds of Summer in the local thermal baths. I didn't pay a lot of attention, as I was fascinated by the huge collection of books that Mortin had, and just reading all the titles made my imagination get carried away. As the conversation derived into selling and buying supplies my mind just wandered away.</p>
<p>I was brought back to reality later, when I caught a random comment in the conversation.</p>
<p>-I have been monitoring the Winter Witches for a few years now- Mortin was saying-. I hope I can come up with some satisfying results to share with the High Sorcery in a near future.
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-Are you a wizard?- I asked, jumping abruptly into the conversation.
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-Yes… Yes, I am.- Answered Mortin, somewhat intimidated by my overly enthusiastic reaction to his words.
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-I wish I had the chance to study magic. Do you think they would take me in? I can barely understand my own magic, how it works, it is so frustrating. But you, the wizards, really know how magic works, don't you?</p>
<p>As I spoke, I searched my backpack under Mortin’s confused stare. I didn't even give him time to reply before I found Rokhar’s spellbook and I waved it in front of his face.</p>
<p>-I… I have this book, I got it from a necromancer and I have been trying to study it, but it doesn't make any sense at all. It is full of diagrams, and graphics and I can't even decipher the language it is written in. I thought that Nina could make use of it but the book isn't magic itself, it just explains how to make the magic work but… it doesn't work.
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-Wait, slow down- I didn't mean to overwhelm Mortin, but it seemed like I had-. I get that you are a witch?
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-I… guess so?- People hadn't ceased to call me that since we had got to Irrisen.
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-I am not even sure that the magic from the High Sorcery and yours comes from the same source- explained Mortin-. From what I know, witches get their knowledge from some mysterious entities that they call “patrons”. What they are, gods or something else, and whether they are stealing magic from the Moons or just granting their own by mimicking them escapes me. Maybe you could shed some light into that matter.</p>
<p>I shrugged.</p>
<p>-My… “patron"... I call it Eternity. It is Past, Present and Future. It exists in all moments at once. It teaches me. I learn. That’s all I know. I hoped that the High Sorcery could help me with that.
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-Well, that I cannot doesn't mean that much more experienced wizards cannot. We could benefit from your knowledge to learn more about witches and help you to understand how magic works.
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I smiled. That was exactly what I wanted to hear. I felt comfortable in Mortin’s company. He was so intelligent and knowledgeable. What I didn't notice was that no one else shared my thoughts. Indi found most wizards uptight and snotty, Nadya believed that they were too similar to witches, Argentea mistrusted them as much as all Solamnics did and Cat didn't want to hear me talking about joining a sect of power-hungry wizards. </p>
<p>Mortin and I talked about magic and witchcraft for a long time while he worked on forging papers for us. His calligraphy was elegant and fluid, quite unlike my messy handwriting, which made me a little jealous. I wondered how much better my life could have been had I been able to study from a young age, instead of having to learn everything on my own or from a semi-illiterate sister and a mysterious owl-like messenger. Both did their best, but I didn't feel like it was enough.</p>
<p>In the end, I let Mortin keep Rokhar’s spellbook, as I had no direct use for it, and in exchange he agreed on scribing some scrolls that I could teach to Nina. After we got our papers, we agreed to meet him the next day in the evening to get the scrolls and some pieces of gear that the others had asked him to get. </p>
<p>-Do you really want to join the High Sorcery?- Asked Argentea as we left.
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-Yes, if they would accept me.- I answered. Cat sighed, visibly disgusted.
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-My cousin, Arthur, could help. We lost some contact since he became a wizard but I am sure that he would help you if I asked him to.
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-Would you do that?- I asked- Thank you! Thank you so much!
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-If that doesn't work, my friend is a Black Robe- said Indi- Maybe you’d fit better with her.
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-W-what do you mean?- I asked, shocked. Black robed wizards learned their spells from Nuitari, the black moon, lord of secrets and dark magic.
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-Most of your magic seems to imply curses or mind games. Black Robes specialise on that.
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-And they are evil too.- Protested Argentea before I said anything.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Cat kept staring at us with a grumpy expression. But before she could jump into the conversation or Argentea could find a reason to call Indi “Evil Druid", we noticed the two hooded figures standing in our way. It was the first time that we got a clear view of the Mirror Men, and they were much more intimidating from a closer distance. They wore round mirrors covering their faces, making their facial features indistinguishable. The rest of their body was fully covered in a long hooded cloak, but as one of them lifted a hand in our direction we noticed its sickly pale skin and necrotic flesh.</p>
<p>We stared at them in terror, as they stayed there, immobile, one of them with its hand extended towards us in a silent demand.</p>
<p>-I believe that they are asking for our papers.- Guessed Nadya after a few seconds.
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One by one, we gave our newly forged papers to the Mirror Men and, one by one, they examined them and gave them back. Only when they were done with the last, they moved aside and let us pass. As we walked away, I heard an emotionless voice in my head: “Public dancing remains strictly prohibited".</p>
<p>I looked behind me to the Mirror Men, who remained motionless as we left, and then at the rest of the group.</p>
<p>-Did you hear that?- I asked, shocked.</p>
<p>Everyone nodded, looking at least as disturbed as me. I frowned.</p>
<p>-When we are done, I will come back and dance in the middle of the street.</p>
<p>Maybe I would but, for now, obeying the rules, no matter how ridiculous they seemed, and keeping a low profile would be a good idea if we wanted to remain relatively safe.</p>
CHAPTER 46
We had already reached our destination when we spotted a hooded man in the distance. He was slim and not very tall (or maybe he looked shorter because he was slightly hunched), which gave him an elven-like build. Though we could only see his back, we saw a ray of sunlight reflected on his face as he turned around, like he was wearing a crystal mask or something similar. Nadya’s eyes opened wide out of fear, though the man didn't show any signs of noticing our presence.
-That has...
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2018-05-06T20:25:55Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#82
2018-06-08T07:38:31Z
2018-04-27T09:00:47Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 45</b></p>
<p>As we arrived at Ringeirr’s house, we told him about all we had been through lately, and he explained to us what was going on in Whitethrone, confirming what the Black Knight had already told us: Queen Elvanna had seized power from her mother Baba Yaga, taking over Whitethrone and defeating her three Riders. She had replaced Baba Yaga’s Iron Guard with her own people, the Winter Guard, and declared martial law in the city. Entering Whitethrone was still possible, but people usually had to wait for hours or even days outside the walls and be thoroughly searched for anything suspicious before being allowed to enter. Nobody knew what had become of the Witch Queen herself, but her Dancing Hut was shackled and exposed in the middle of the city so everybody knew of Elvanna’s victory over her mother. About Nazhena, Ringeirr knew nothing more than we already knew: she had been called by the Queen herself to perform an important task in Whitethrone.</p>
<p>It seemed that the key to finding Baba Yaga and foiling Elvanna’s plans relied on seizing control of the Dancing Hut, but getting to it wouldn't be easy. Nadya’s uncle seemed to have a clear idea about what we had to do, though.</p>
<p>-You will need not only to get into the city, but to get the papers that authorize you to move through it. I know the perfect man to help you. Trustworthy, yet somewhat eccentric. Mortin is the name. He lives on the border of the Howlings, which should be the best district to enter into the city unnoticed. It’s mostly inhabited by Winter Wolves, which have always been on the side of Baba Yaga and don't give a damn about Elvanna’s new policies.
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-Why hasn’t Elvanna done something about them, then?- I asked.
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-She has too many real threats to deal with to add potential threats to the list. Winter wolves have been clever enough to remain neutral and to be of help when specifically asked- I thought of Norgrimm-, and Elvanna has chosen not to turn them against her. After being on Baba Yaga’s side during the war, the Witch Queen rewarded them with the ability to take human form while in the Howlings, and most of them have grown attached to it, even if they consider humans to be inferior creatures.</p>
<p>Ringeirr gave me a long stare before continuing his speech.</p>
<p>-Your cloak. It is a rimepelt, right?</p>
<p>I nodded.</p>
<p>-Most winter wolves should believe that you are one of them if you are wearing it. I think it’s something about the scent, I don't know, but it should help survive the Howlings.</p>
<p>Summarizing: Ringeirr’s plan was hiding all our weapons and armor inside a big load of fish (Argentea complained because she believed that she would smell like fish forever after it), take it to the entrance of the Howlings, convince the Winter Wolves to let us in pretending that I was one of them and the rest of the group were my slaves (my sister and I complained because our people had suffered from slavery and it was a sensitive topic for us), and head up to meet an eccentric man called Mortin and ask him for forged identities. Even if we didn't like it unanimously, we agreed that it was a good plan. Until we asked why Mortin would trust us, and that brought into the conversation what he had in mind for Nadya.</p>
<p>-I will go with you- said Ringeirr-. I know Mortin and how to move around the city. You have already done enough helping them get here, Nadya, now it’s my turn. Go back with your children. Take care of them. You have a family, I have nothing to lose.</p>
<p>Nadya’s eyes flashed in anger while she stared at her uncle in disbelief.</p>
<p>-You cannot be serious! Do you think that I can really let this be? After what Nazhena has done to my family?</p>
<p>Ringeirr answered Nadya, holding her stare.</p>
<p>-It’s my family too. Allow me to do this for you. I will take your revenge. Go back with your sons. Enjoy life while you can.</p>
<p>Nadya was about to start crying in rage.</p>
<p>-I can't! I can't go back home knowing that she is still alive and I am doing nothing. I can guide them into Whitethrone as well as I have guided them all the way here. Please, don't take this from me.- Her words sounded more like a threat than like a plea, but her words were also charged with concealed doubt. Ringeirr’s offer was more tempting than she’d dare admit.
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-You might die, Nadya. I am old. I am not needed. You have a family.
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-You have people who depend on you too- I told Ringeirr. I didn't want to press Nadya into staying with us, but I had to be honest, and I also feared that she would blame herself forever if she quit at that point-. You are working hard to improve the lives of so many people. As harsh as it might sound, Nadya’s children are being taken care of and safe, but you can make a real change by staying here.</p>
<p>Now that I think of it, I am not sure if I was being objective or (most likely) I was just being selfish. The traveling group was the closest that I had ever had to a family, and I didn't want to replace Nadya with a perfect stranger. Anyway, my words had the desired effect: after some arguing, Ringeirr reluctantly agreed with me. He wouldn't mind giving up on his personal fight if it was to keep his niece safe, but after what he had started in the Fishcamps, and all his connections in Whitethrone, he was involved in too many things to leave them behind. He instructed us on how to get to Mortin’s house, to tell him that we were going on his behalf and ask him to help us to get in contact with some insurgent group called the “Heralds of Summer” that would most likely be eager to help us. Though he was reluctant to give out too much information, just in case we were caught, it was clear that he had quite a close bond with these “Heralds of Summer". Even Nadya seemed surprised to learn all that her old uncle was involved with.</p>
<p>We didn't want to lose any time, so we parted as soon as the fish shipment was ready, with instructions to deliver it before meeting Mortin. We still had some daylight left and we wanted to make use of it to get into Mortin’s house. With all our armor and weapons concealed inside a fish cart, we got to the crack in the walls that led into the Howlings by mid afternoon. As we approached, a tall figure came out of a rudimentary watch house built next to the entrance. She looked like a human, but there was something in her icy blue eyes and her physical presence that gave her a feral bearing. She stood in front of the crack with her arms crossed and a challenging stare, allowing us to approach. As tall as Indi and with a great axe on her back, she didn't have reasons to fear a group of unarmed fishmongers.
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<p>-Want in?- She approached me with an overconfident smile, sniffing the air around me while completely ignoring the others - First you will have to deal with me, Greta. I don't think I have seen you before.
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-It is our first time at Whitethrone.- I said in my usual soft tone. I tried to show the attitude that someone would expect from a winter wolf, but I found Greta rather intimidating. I was starting to think that Nadya or Argentea should be wearing the rimepelt.
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-Strangers, huh?- Greta gave me an top-to-bottom stare- I was told that you weren't from here by your looks. That hair…- Later, I found out that all the winter wolves in Whitethrone shared Greta’s snow white hair- You have beautiful eyes, though. If you weren't so scrawny…</p>
<p>Being examined like a piece of meat made me very nervous. I needed to get rid of Greta as soon as possible.</p>
<p>-We… I have some business to take care of in the city.
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-What are you dealing with?- she sniffed the air again- Fish? Or slaves?</p>
<p>For the very first time Greta gave signs of noticing the presence of the rest of the group.</p>
<p>-You can make good money out of these two- she pointed towards Argentea and Indi-. They have a strong build, good for working. I am not sure about the small one, though. She’s fierce. I can tell she’d attempt to gouge out my eyes with her bare hands if you allowed her. I am not sure anyone would value that in a slave.
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-I am not a…- Cat started to say, upset at Greta’s accurate analysis.
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-Cat!- I said to interrupt her, more amused than angry.
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-Maybe you should get rid of her. She seems like trouble.
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-No, I… I won't do that! She is my… Well… I like her!</p>
<p>Greta didn't seem less amused than I was. She looked at me with curiosity.</p>
<p>-You are a weird one, you know? Showing appreciation for your slaves could be taken for a sign of weakness, so if you want some advice, don't go saying that aloud while in the Howlings.</p>
<p>She smiled at me, and it was somehow a friendly and predatory gesture at the same time.</p>
<p>-I’ll take it into consideration- I said, feeling more and more tense-. Can we go in?
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-You have not even introduced yourself. I like to know the name of the people I let in.
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-Kileanna. The name is Kileanna.</p>
<p>“Please, stop it and let us in" I thought. I couldn't help but feeling that she was playing with me.</p>
<p>-Alright, Kileanna. I'm sure you understand that I need to examine the contents of this cart before I can allow you to pass- She explained that carefully, like one would have done with a child. When she noticed the fear in my eyes, she gave me an open smile and, approaching me more than felt appropriate, she spoke to me in a private voice-. Or maybe I can just take your word that this is only fish, let you pass, and you could thank me somehow later.
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-So you are asking me to share my profit with you?- I asked. Her attitude was so suspicious.
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-That could be a way, yes. Now I am on watch, but tomorrow I will be on a leave all day. You can visit me at my house in the Howlings at anytime and we can discuss it privately.
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-Yes, why not?- I found myself saying. We weren't staying for long in Whitethrone. I didn't even have to appear at the meeting. Greta seemed to trust me to find her appealing enough to come back, but if I chose not to, there wasn’t much that she could do. If agreeing to go on a date with a winter wolf was the best I could do to end this awkward situation, I would agree.</p>
<p>Greta finally let us pass, after giving us some directions on how to locate her the day after. As we left her behind, I was able to breathe again.</p>
<p>-You are aware that she is a winter wolf, right?- Asked Argentea.
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-Yes.- I answered.
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-And that she believes you to be another.
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-Yes.
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-And that you aren't actually a winter wolf.- Intervened Cat.
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- Yes, why?
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-She was flirting with you! You must have noticed!- Argentea gave me an incredulous stare.
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-No! … Maybe.</p>
<p>I was terrible at judging when someone was flirting or just wanted something from me. I believe that Greta was a bit of both.</p>
<p>-You aren't considering meeting with her privately, are you?- Asked Cat, concerned.
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-I just wanted her to let us pass. I don't have to go.
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-Fine.- Said Argentea.
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-But…- everybody but Indi looked at me as if I was crazy- Maybe I could get some information out of her. Maybe I should go.
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-She’s a winter wolf!- Argentea reminded me.
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-She doesn't seem that bad. I think I can handle her.</p>
<p>Indi had been silent the whole time, so I didn't know what to expect from him when he spoke.</p>
<p>-I agree with her. She seems rather nice. She probably wants to have a good time or alternatively get some profit. She doesn't seem like another Sertane to me, so go with it, I say.</p>
<p>I would be more grateful to Indi if he didn't bring back the memory of Volan Sertane. I still felt embarrassed for messing up so badly by agreeing to a private interrogation from him.</p>
<p>While we spoke, we walked through the Howlings, following Ringeirr’s directions by heart. There were some people on the streets, but we didn't seem to catch much attention. Most of the locals were easily distinguishable as winter wolves: tall, with a wide frame, fair skin, white hair and blue eyes, all were cut from the same cloth. Many wore fancy clothes and jewelry, the kind of ornaments that their natural shape wouldn't allow them to wear. The few humans that we encountered were easy to tell apart from them: with much less impressive features and almost unanimously worse groomed, some wore slave collars or were even carried on leashes.</p>
<p>Though we were all starting to feel sick and powerless about the situation, it was Cat who was having the hardest time holding back and not starting a fight that would do no good to anyone. We couldn't end slavery by just beating a couple of slavers, and that would surely get us in serious trouble. Cat knew it, and limited her hostility to a bunch of killer stares. Argentea constantly mumbled about bringing the Knights and freeing the land. Every new thing we learned about Irrisen seemed to be another proof of how corrupt the region was and of how much they needed the Knights of Solamnia.</p>
<p>Meanwhile Nadya, to which the situation in the Howlings was new but not unknown, was the one who kept her on her shoulders and remained watchful, being the only one who noticed that there was someone following us from over the rooftops.</p>
<p>-Don't look up or back- she commanded-. There are two of them at least. I believe that they are waiting for us to get to a narrow alley to strike an ambush.</p>
<p>That didn't seem like something that a winter wolf would do. They would just take what they wanted out of sheer force.</p>
<p>-What are they?- I asked while we kept walking, as if everything was fine.</p>
<p>Nadya pretended to arrange the fish while she looked back. At the same time she picked up something from the cart, using her cloak to conceal it. Then we continued our march.</p>
<p>-Goblins.- She informed us.
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Goblins were usually cowards and tended to surrender quickly if confronted, but starting a fight in the middle of the street might draw unwanted attention.
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-Let’s give them what they want.- I suggested, pointing with my head to a nearby alley. Nadya nodded, and unwrapped the package that she had picked up from the cart. Inside there was her bow, a handful of arrows, Cat’s kukris, and Argentea’s sword. Indi and I needed no weapons and Argentea would have to do without her shield.
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-Are you sure that this is a good idea?- Mustered Argentea- If they take cover and attack from above
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-Leave it to us.- Indi grinned, taking the words out of my mouth.</p>
<p>We had no more time for talking or discussing strategies, as something exploded right at our feet with a sound of crashing glass, a blast of fire, and a smell of sulfur, right as Indi finished speaking. We weren't caught off-guard, though, and the explosion didn't hurt anyone seriously: only Nadya and Cat, who were closer to the cart, got a few superficial burns.
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I looked up to meet the eyes of a small, green creature holding another flask of flammable liquids. Another three goblins, armed with bows, stood in the rooftops of the buildings near the alley.
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<p>-Leave the fish cart, longshanks!- Yelled the goblin leader- Run! Get out of here.
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-No, you come down here.- I pointed at him as I invoked my slumbering magic. He fell asleep without much opposition, falling from the rooftop (which was only a few heads above us) to the street. He woke up on impact, only to see Cat and Argentea charging towards him.
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The other goblins panicked and started firing arrows, calling their leader’s name desperately.
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-Grindtooth, don't worry, we will avenge you!- said one of them, making it clear that he already considered his leader dead.</p>
<p>Grindtooth tried to defend himself, but he wasn't a good melee fighter and he was outnumbered. His fellow goblins weren't of much help either with their terrible aim. They constantly missed their shots while, despite the disadvantage of her position, Nadya managed to hurt the leg of one of them and knock him to the ground. Summoning his nature powers, Indi called a ray of lightning that came down from the clear sky and hit another goblin.</p>
<p>Things weren't running smoothly for Grindtooth, but he didn't give up in his intent to claim the cart as his until a well placed hit on the scruff from Cat knocked him down. Again, Grindtooth’s cronies started calling out his name desperately, but when they got no answer, they just ran away and vanished into the streets, leaving their leader behind.</p>
<p>-Will they come back for us?- Asked Argentea.
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-I wouldn't worry- shrugged Cat-. Goblins are smarter than most people. They won't risk their lives on a lost cause, when they could be seeking a new and easier prey. They misjudged us and yet they survived. They have nothing to grief.</p>
<p>Argentea listened to Cat as if all was new to her and made little sense. It is hard to get into the mindset of a survivor when you have never had to be one.</p>
<p>-Should we leave this one here?- I asked, pointing at Grindtooth, who still laid unconscious next to us- Winter wolves might devour him or something worse.</p>
<p>Again, Cat gave it no importance. She believed that his friends would come back for him as soon as we were gone, but I still feared that if he was found by someone else it could cause us some trouble. In the end, I used my healing powers to get him back into consciousness and we allowed him to get away, trusting that a bandit wouldn't call out any authorities for help. We were already about to reach our first destination where we were going to get rid of the cart. Until now, we had managed to keep a low profile and I didn't want that to change because someone found out an unconscious goblin and decided to investigate.</p>
CHAPTER 45
As we arrived at Ringeirr’s house, we told him about all we had been through lately, and he explained to us what was going on in Whitethrone, confirming what the Black Knight had already told us: Queen Elvanna had seized power from her mother Baba Yaga, taking over Whitethrone and defeating her three Riders. She had replaced Baba Yaga’s Iron Guard with her own people, the Winter Guard, and declared martial law in the city. Entering Whitethrone was still possible, but people...
Kileanna
2018-04-27T09:00:47Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#81
2018-04-22T11:19:15Z
2018-04-20T06:49:36Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 44</b></p>
<p>Finally, after more than a week of travel, we had Whitethrone in front of us. We didn't have any more trouble during the rest of the trip, aside from a bunch of merrows who tried to charge us for crossing “their" bridge (one or two dogs would be fine) and those Indi intimidated into letting us pass by displaying his magic.</p>
<p>Whitethrone was the biggest city I had ever seen. Set on the border of a frozen lake and with a fairytale palace dominating the view, it looked like a dreamlike setting. But instead of heading directly towards the city, which Nadya described as “suicidal", she insisted on visiting one of the many nearby shantytowns, where her uncle was supposed to live. Those places were called “Fishcamps" by the locals, and were small, dirty and poor settlements where most of the fishing industry of the city was located. Though people lived humbly in the Fishcamps, they enjoyed more freedom that any of the citizens in the capital could even dream of, which made it an attractive place for people who, like Ringeirr, earned their lives through illegal business.</p>
<p>Many years ago, Nadya explained, the winter witches had taken both Ringeirr’s wife and daughter. After many years of failed attempts of rescuing them, or at least knowing what had happened to them, Ringeirr had become an expert in getting in and out of the city unnoticed. That allowed him to earn his life as a smuggler, and would also help us get into the city without being registered or interrogated.</p>
<p>Nadya had never been to Whitethrone or to her uncle’s house before, and therefore she didn't know where he lived, so we resolved to ask the locals about him. What seemed like an easy task proved not to be so simple, as most people looked at us from a distance and avoided getting close. The few ones that deigned to speak to us were elusive and wary, adopting a defensive attitude as soon as we asked about a man named Ringeirr Malenkov. They never had heard of him, they said. No one with that name had ever lived there, they insisted.</p>
<p>-People who ask too many questions or speak too much won't live long here.- One of the people we spoke to warned us. His words sounded more like advice than a threat.
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-That man is my uncle- on the other hand, Nadya’s voice did sound threatening-. If you know where to find him you must tell us. It’s important.</p>
<p>The man we were talking to was unarmed and wore no armor but thick clothes to protect him from cold. We were a group of five, fully armed, plus some fierce-looking dogs. He was just a fisherman. I could see how his fear of us temporarily overcame the fear of whatever was preventing him from talking.</p>
<p>-The Fishcamp Guards arrested him for disturbing the peace.- He said in whispers, though there wasn't anyone close.
<br />
-Who are the Fishcamp Guards? Are they some kind of authority?- Asked Argentea. She used her usual tone, which could come across as intimidating to someone who didn't know her as well as we did.
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-Not officially- the man answered-. They… protect us from… threats.
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-Like some sort of militia?- Asked Argentea. She could be so innocent at times.
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-More like a gang of thugs, I bet- guessed Cat-. So you pay them so they protect you… from themselves, right?</p>
<p>The panic in the face of the fisherman told me that my sister had nailed it.</p>
<p>-I would never say something like that.- Babbled the man, visibly nervous.
<br />
-No need to- answered Argentea, visibly upset-. Where can we find these “Fishcamp Guards”?
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-They are usually patrolling the piers, that’s no secret. Anyone there can tell you who they are.- Which basically meant “please, let me go".</p>
<p>There was no reason to keep harassing the terrified man, so we left for the piers. As we approached, we heard fighting sounds. Someone was crying out in pain, while other voices spat curse words and insults in Skald. At this point we all had gotten used to the language, but some of the words that the attackers were using were unknown to me. I guess that it was better for me not to know.</p>
<p>My sister ran in the direction of the tumult without waiting for anyone else. Nadya followed, asking her to be careful, and I went after them, just in case my sister got into trouble as usual. Argentea followed us, leaving Indi in charge of the dogs and our belongings just because he had the slowest reaction time.</p>
<p>Soon we had a clear view of what was happening. Four humans were beating up another, who was laying on the floor defenceless. They didn't even look especially big or strong to me, they just relied on sheer numbers to seem threatening. The people at the piers pretended to be working, but they were all watching the beating with horrified faces.</p>
<p>Cat jumped into the fray like her life depended on it, unsheathing her kukris. She had faced (but not usually defeated) bigger and scarier men on her own. She always said that she wasn't afraid of a broken tooth for a good reason, but this time the thugs were armed with hooks and carried daggers on their belts. She risked more than a broken tooth.</p>
<p>-Stop it, stop it now!- She commanded, with all the respect that someone as short and slim as she can command. In the excitement of the moment she spoke in Common, so they most likely didn't understand.
<br />
-Stay away- one of the thugs said with contempt. He didn't look at her long enough to notice that she was armed- or you will get the same treatment as him.</p>
<p>Cat spat at their feet. At that moment, Argentea had already reached her and was ready to enter the fight. I invoked my powers, making one of them fall asleep. That was enough to get their attention.</p>
<p>-This is none of your business- said the same thug that had spoken before-. We are just collecting taxes.</p>
<p>His explanation was answered by a well placed bash from Argentea’s shield that broke his nose. My sister followed with a low hit with the grip of her blade. Maybe we didn't want to kill them, but my sister didn't seem to be against keeping him from having kids. An arrow hit the last of them on the foot.</p>
<p>-Where’s Ringeirr Malenkov?- cried out Nadya, assuming that these were the people we were looking for. It wasn't a farfetched guess, in my opinion. How many gangs could coexist in small settlement without killing each other?</p>
<p>Nadya’s question remained unanswered, as the thugs responded to our attack by defending themselves to the best of their abilities. The man they had been beating on seized his opportunity to get up and limp away while Argentea and Cat did their best to bring the gangmen down without using lethal force and Nadya aimed for the limbs. They didn't provide us with the same courtesy, but they were far from representing a serious threat. They were obviously not accustomed to fighting people who didn't back away after the first hit or beg for their lives.</p>
<p>After two of them were knocked down without much difficulty, I put the remaining one to sleep. Just in time for the first one to wake up with a kukri on his throat and an arrow aimed at his head.</p>
<p>-Where is Ringeirr Malenkov?- Repeated Nadya.
<br />
-He is in the guardhouse- the thug answered with poorly pretended calm-. Marcian got him arrested.</p>
<p>We guessed that Marcian must be some leader of sorts, so we didn't ask. Nadya was too worried about her uncle to pose any unnecessary questions. Ringeirr’s safety was more important than the reasons why the Fishcamps Guards had taken him.</p>
<p>-Where is the guardhouse?- Nadya demanded to know.</p>
<p>The thug seemed surprised by the question, as if the answer was common knowledge. Like we weren't evidently foreigners.</p>
<p>-The biggest house in the village. You can see it from here.</p>
<p>There was no possible confusion: only a couple of streets away, the “guardhouse" was, inarguably, the only big house in sight.</p>
<p>The second thug woke up too, only to find his face against the ground and Argentea’s boot pressing against his back so he couldn't stand up.</p>
<p>-We are going to let you go- she spoke to both-. Do yourselves a favor and stay out of our way.</p>
<p>Having said that, we headed towards the “guardhouse" without losing a moment. Not far from there, Indi waited patiently with the dogs, probably cursing us for leaving him behind again.
<br />
The house was a large, roughly built wooden building with the windows boarded shut. Someone had painted the word “Guardhouse" on the door with a calligraphy that was almost as bad as mine. We entered the building by the inelegant system of having Argentea knock down the door. Years of poor maintenance had made it fragile and easy to break. Still, it only broke after the third attempt, so when we got in we had already warned everyone in the house. That might have been a problem had it not been mostly empty, with only the man called Marcian and his two ogre bodyguards coming to meet us, armed and ready to battle.</p>
<p>Ogres are the perfect example of big, scary creatures with small brains, so they were the perfect targets for my magic. One of them fell asleep before he could even get close to us, while the other one met Nadya’s arrows. Marcian aimed his crossbow towards us but Cat and Argentea were all over him before he had a chance to shoot. He dropped the crossbow and unsheathed his rapier, visibly nervous, and commanded the ogre (who was already about to charge towards Nadya) to protect him. The ogre made a ravaging blow with his hook against my sister, who cried out in a mixture of pain and rage. She was bleeding, but she didn't step back, instead answering with two well-placed slashes behind the knees (he was too tall to aim for the throat) that almost brought him to the ground. Ogres were savage and vicious, and my sister wouldn't hold her hand to avoid killing one, especially if her survival depended on it.</p>
<p>Making use of the distraction that the ogre provided, Marcian attacked my sister, attempting to catch her off-guard and slide his rapier between her ribs. Before I had time to warn her, though, she crouched and dodged the hit. Argentea defended her the best she could, attacking the ogre with her sword and pushing him back, putting all her strength in a shield bash.
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Putting the second ogre to sleep seemed like a waste of time, as badly wounded as he already was, so I tried my luck with the man who had attempted to backstab my sister. He didn't pose much resistance, falling asleep on the spot.</p>
<p>Free from Marcian’s leadership, the last ogre could have surrendered, but he chose to fight until the end and attacked Argentea one last time before Nadya’s arrows knocked him down.
<br />
I rushed to heal Cat and Argentea and stabilize the dying ogre while my sister tied the two sleeping thugs up and Argentea and Nadya watched out for incoming threats. That was unnecessary, as we later found out when exploring the house: it was empty, aside from the beaten and tied up old man that we found in a small bedroom.</p>
<p>-Uncle!- Nadya cried out in joy when she saw him. She feared that the thugs would kill him if they found out that someone was coming to his rescue, so finding him alive was the best news she could get. She knelt down to cut the ropes keeping him tied up.
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-Nadya!- The tired voice of the old man reflected surprise- Why are you here? Are the children alright?- Nadya’s happiness seemed to evaporate with that question.- For the Gods sake, girl! What happened?
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-We will have time to talk about it later- Nadya’s voice was as sharp and cold as ice-. Let’s get you out of this place.</p>
<p>Ringeirr gave Nadya a concerned stare but he refrained from saying anything to her.</p>
<p>-They must be keeping my stuff somewhere around here, if you can help me find it.- He said instead.
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Of course, we agreed. He wasn't going too far without shoes or a thick coat.
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-What happened to you?-Now it was Nadya who asked the question,while we searched for her uncle’s belongings-. Why did they take you?
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-With all the mayhem that is going on in Whitethrone, I thought that it was time to overthrow those so-called “Fishcamp Guards”, now that the Witches are busy with their own things and won't stick their noses here. Too bad that people are so scared of Marcian’s thugs that they won't lift a finger against them- he took a quick look over by the entrance, where Marcian still laid, tied up and defeated, next to his two bodyguards, and hinted a smile-. Though now that they have proven not to be almighty, I think that things are about to change. This scum thrives on fear.
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-Should we let them go?- I asked.
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-Why not? There’s no point in getting your hands dirty, girl. They have screwed up too many people. They will probably have to leave the Fishcamps.</p>
<p>After having to leave Waldsby, I wouldn't dare doubt the power of an angry mob. We finally released Marcian and his henchmen, making sure that many people saw us as we did (which wasn't hard, we hadn't been subtle and a lot of people were already gathering around the “guardhouse"), and that Ringeirr was at our side, looking the best he could. Finding his belongings wasn't hard: everything was being kept in a closed chest in Marcian’s room, alongside some valuables that we “collected for the cause".</p>
<p>Having done that, we picked up Indi (who was actually among the watchers, regretting missing all the action) and allowed Ringeirr to guide us to his house. There were so many things that we needed to talk about.</p>
CHAPTER 44
Finally, after more than a week of travel, we had Whitethrone in front of us. We didn't have any more trouble during the rest of the trip, aside from a bunch of merrows who tried to charge us for crossing “their" bridge (one or two dogs would be fine) and those Indi intimidated into letting us pass by displaying his magic.
Whitethrone was the biggest city I had ever seen. Set on the border of a frozen lake and with a fairytale palace dominating the view, it looked like a...
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2018-04-20T06:49:36Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#80
2018-06-08T07:38:22Z
2018-04-14T17:15:39Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 43</b></p>
<p>We had to decide Zzababa’s fate before we left Ellsprin, but we postponed it until the last moment. It was a difficult choice. Indi, pragmatic as always, believed that killing her would solve everything. She hadn't been able to prove that she had allies elsewhere, and that was enough for Indi to believe she was alone. But, as Nadya said, if we were wrong in our assumptions, other fey could come to avenge her death. I really wanted to allow her to leave, but if she came back and killed anyone else, it would be on our conscience, so I was hesitant. Argentea and Cat didn't have a clear idea either. They were worried about not being there to protect the people if the fey stuck back.</p>
<p>-Let her leave- a sixth voice intervened in the conversation, catching us all by surprise. It was Garen-. Please. I will take care of the situation if she comes back.</p>
<p>We all remained silent for a moment. Having Garen pleading for the life of someone who had helped kill the only father he had known was unexpected. Finally, Argentea broke the silence.</p>
<p>-You are big for your age, but you are still too young and inexperienced. How do you intend to fight the fey?</p>
<p>Garen held his stare with determination.</p>
<p>-I don't. The fey fighting and killing humans, and then humans fighting and killing the fey, and then the other way around again until we are all dead. It takes someone to break the cycle and forgive. To the fey, you are the same monsters that you think they are, but you can prove them wrong. And if she comes back, or more like her do, I will convince them to leave.
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-Why would they listen now?- asked Nadya, concerned- They didn't before.</p>
<p>Garen looked to the ground, embarrassed.</p>
<p>-They did. I just didn't think of the consequences that my words could have. But I won't allow that to happen again.
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-Do you really think that you can make it work?- I wanted to believe in him. The young faun definitely had a natural gift for words.
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-Just give me a chance. I know I can. If my mixed blood has some advantage, it is that the fey will listen to me before any human.</p>
<p>I looked at Nadya.</p>
<p>-The choice is yours.- I said. She was the one leaving her family there.</p>
<p>Nadya looked at Garen, then to each one of us, like she was trying to read our minds.</p>
<p>-You know the fey better than we do- she said to the faun-. Just take care of Orm and Mjoli. They are going to be like your younger brothers now- then she turned to face Zzababa, who had regained consciousness during the night-. And you: I am giving you a chance to redeem yourself. We are being more forgiving that you would ever be with us. But if you don't stay away from my family, there won't be a place in all Krynn where you can hide from me. </p>
<p>Zzababa’s eyes flashed in anger, but I could see a hint of fear in them too. From what I know of Nadya, I don't think she was kidding.</p>
<p>As we took our prisoner outside, the wounds she still had started healing in contact with the snow,and soon she was fully recovered. We released her, unsure of what would happen next. Would she attempt to fight us, knowing that she couldn't win? Would she flee? In the end, her self-preservation instinct ruled and, after staring us in disbelief, she ran away as fast as she could.
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Nadya’s farewell to Orm and Mjoli was shorter and colder than I expected, like she was only going away for a few hours. The boys were happy, heartily believing that their mother would come back soon from Whitethrone with their younger sister, and Nadya didn't want to ruin a happy moment by showing her real emotions.</p>
<p>-I might never see them again- she repeated on many occasions during our journey-. But if I can leave a better world to them, it will be worth it.
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-Nonsense- Cat always said-. You can have everything. We will kick those Winter Witches out and then you’ll go back home with your children.</p>
<p>Cat had a natural talent to make difficult things seem easy, but Nadya had the dream where she had to choose between her war and her family still fresh in her memory. After we left Ellsprin, she was unusually silent for many hours, until Indi started to cheer her up, reminding her how close we were to Nazhena, and how soon she would be able to avenge her daughter’s death. I don't know how good it was for her to let revenge become her driving goal, but at least it kept her going for now. By the end of the day, she seemed to be in a good mood again.</p>
<p>It was around midday when Nadya reached for her bow and aimed at a bird that was flying above us. The animal, a hawk or a falcon, fell down between the trees.</p>
<p>-Watch out!- Nadya said, pointing towards the skies. Another bird was circling around our position, and as we noticed it, it emitted a high-pitched shriek. It was far above our heads, but my sister and Nadya were able to hunt it down before it flew away. This time the lifeless body landed near our position, and we could see that it had a ring around one of its feet. As Nadya had suspected, these weren't wild animals.
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-Our position has been revealed! Move!- Nadya commanded, as she got the dogs to run faster. The animals looked nervous and she had a hard time controlling them.</p>
<p>We hadn't gotten far when another couple of birds appeared, followed by the biggest wolf I had ever seen. It was white as snow, big as a bear and had a predatory and intelligent look in its uneven colored eyes. As Argentea and Cat jumped down from the sleds to block its way, the wolf stopped right in its tracks and sniffed the air.</p>
<p>-A winter wolf.- Said Nadya, struggling to keep the dogs under control. They were terrified and would probably attempt to flee (with the sleds and our belongings) if given a chance.
<br />
She had already mentioned winter wolves before. Akin to worgs, they were more intelligent and cunning than their lesser cousins. Taking them for animals could be a fatal mistake.</p>
<p>My eyes met the wolf’s as I animated my hair and he charged towards me. I tried to use my power to put him to sleep, but his will was stronger than it seemed.</p>
<p>-Get the witch!- Commanded the wolf in a voice that sounded like a howl- She is the dangerous one!</p>
<p>A volley of arrows flew towards me, though only a couple of them hit me, penetrating my protective spell. I had been lucky, but I wouldn't survive much more if I kept being targeted. Fortunately, by shooting me, the archers had given away their positions.</p>
<p>-There are four of them!- Shouted Argentea, as she blocked the winter wolf’s charge- Where do you think you are going?</p>
<p>Unable to reach me, the winter wolf jumped on Argentea, knocking her to the ground and trying to rip her throat out with his jaws. Cat jumped to the rescue, paying the wolf in the same coin with a couple of slashes aimed right to his throat. Meanwhile, Indi used his magic to take care of the archers, who remained half hidden between the trees. As I prepared to cast a spell, two falcons fell upon me, but they weren't much more than a distraction. Though my thick clothes were of no use against blades and arrows they did a good job protecting my skin from Nina’s talons, and the falcon’s weren't sharper than hers. Only one of them was able to make a small scratch on my cheek, but even that wasn't as painful as having my eyes pecked by crows. My biggest concern was still the archers aiming at me.</p>
<p>Behind us, Nadya was still having a hard time keeping the dogs under control. I feared that they could end up turning aggressive out of fear.</p>
<p>-How is it going?- asked Nadya, unable to pay much attention to the battle. The situation was pretty chaotic- Do you need help?
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-All under control!- I lied.</p>
<p>Protection magic has never been my speciality, so I had to rely on the closest thing to a protective spell that I had ready to cast to save myself. I sent my hair to reach for the winter wolf while I spoke words of magic. A single touch was enough for me to start siphoning his vital energy. Another arrow flew towards me, but the archer was paying more attention to Indi and he missed the shot. The next one was better aimed, but the stolen vital force that was still running through my blood mended my wound as soon as it was inflicted, leaving just a superficial scratch.
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Meanwhile, Argentea had managed to get up from the ground and kept acting as a barricade in the way of the wolf that kept staring at me with hungry eyes. If she fell, I’d be next. Fortunately, the combined efforts of my sister and Argentea were causing him serious damage. I want to believe that even my spell contributed to a minor degree.</p>
<p>Aside from acting as a distraction, the falcons weren't much more than a nuisance, too small to cause real damage. On the other hand, the archers really put me in danger. I could tell that they would have aimed for Indi if they had been given the choice, but their leader didn't stop commanding to “kill the witch" in an low menacing growl. Which, given that I was unable to do much more than defend myself, probably wasn't the wisest decision, but that didn't comfort me. I’d rather stop being a target. As the wolf, frustrated for being unable to reach me, exhaled an icy breath, that caught me and Argentea, I started to have real fear for our lives. We might not survive another attack like that. He had to fall as soon as possible.</p>
<p>Indi was doing an excellent job, having defeated two of the falconers, but the remaining ones wouldn't surrender. They were too terrified of their leader, who wouldn't give up on his attacks despite his wounds. The wolf didn't notice, or didn't care, how badly injured he was. Even when my sister delivered the final wound, slashing his throat clean open, he seemed strangely confident and calm, like he never saw it coming. I bet that he never ever considered the possibility of being defeated by a bunch of worthless “humans”, most of which weren't even witches.</p>
<p>The falconers were quick to surrender as their leader fell. They threw away their weapons and begged for their lives, but we were wary after our former experience with the people of Irrisen. They could track us when they recovered. They could inform Nazhena about us.</p>
<p>-We won't, I swear- insisted one of them-. We were just following orders from Norgrimm.
<br />
-Who?- asked Argentea.</p>
<p>Both falconers answered quickly pointing towards the dead winter wolf.</p>
<p>-We will go back home with our families. You will never see us again.
<br />
-Won't the winter witches come back for you?- I asked, suspicious.
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-Norgrimm was in charge. We just followed his orders. They will put the blame on him. We are nobodies.- He said that with acceptance, like it was a good thing, and I felt pity for him.
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-There’s no reason not to let them go- intervened Nadya, who had been finally able to calm down the dogs now that the winter wolf was dead-. Nazhena already knows of us. If we stay in Whitethrone for too long we will end up dead anyway. Letting them go changes nothing.
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-That makes sense- agreed Argentea.
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-We are going to let you go- Nadya informed them after we all agreed on it- There were three surviving falconers, though one of them was so badly injured that I had to heal him back to consciousness (after healing my own wounds, which weren't as serious as I had feared). The three looked at us like they had been born again until Nadya continued her speech-. With one condition: if you ever see Nazhena, tell her to enjoy her last moments, because we are coming for her.</p>
<p>We hadn't agreed on that part. That was all Nadya’s idea.</p>
<p>We finally let them leave. Argentea was especially happy about it. She tended to be quite reserved in public, but this time she expressed her concerns about what we had been doing since we got to Irrisen.</p>
<p>-I am getting tired of all this killing. We are not fighting a war, just killing lawful citizens of a corrupted government. The problem is with the ones who give orders, not with the ones who follow them.
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-They should do something- I said-. They could rise up and fight against the witches.
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-Can they?- asked Argentea.
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-They could. They just need to learn that witches can be defeated, and how to do it.</p>
<p>Nadya spoke in a low voice, like there could be someone listening.</p>
<p>-There are people trying to do that. But they have to keep a low profile. My uncle, Ringeirr, is one of them.</p>
<p>Nadya had already talked to us about her uncle as the person who would help us enter Whitethrone without being noticed.</p>
<p>-This isn't a battle that some poorly armed townsfolk can win- insisted Argentea-. As soon as the Knights of Solamnia learn about the power of the Winter Witches and how desperate the situation of the Irriseni people is, they will immediately declare war against this corrupted land and free it from tyranny.
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-Free it or conquer it?- I questioned- This land belongs to their inhabitants. They should have a chance to fight for it.</p>
<p>That was my kagonesti blood speaking. After being enslaved by our civilized cousins, who came to our lands with false promises of prosperity, kagonesti elves tended to be wary of foreigners.</p>
<p>-They aren't warriors- said Argentea-. They are hunters, fishermen, artisans. They would only rise up to be slaughtered.
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-They can be taught- I insisted-. I am no warrior either, but I am learning.
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-Your people aren't going to do better, Lady Argentea- said Nadya-. They will be lucky if they are able to win a single fight before they lose the battle to the winter.
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-The knights of Southern Ergoth have fought and defeated the Dragon Overlord Frost and his eternal winter. The weather isn't an issue.</p>
<p>What she didn't say, and we didn’t know at that time, was how scarce the contingent of knights in Southern Ergoth was. I don't think she was even aware of it.</p>
<p>-They know nothing about the witches either- warned Nadya-. Any help will we welcome, though. What we don't want is to change one tyrant for another. We have already had too many tyrants here.
<br />
That resulted in a long and passionate speech from Argentea explaining the goodness of the Knights of Solamnia and how they would be eager to help Irriseni citizens, which led to a witty remark by Indi about the Knights leaving the city of Kalaman down to their own luck against the Dark Knights on a recent war. I didn't know the truth behind that statement, but it didn't help Argentea grow more fond of Indi. That could have ended up in a long, tiring discussion, if Cat hadn't intervened. My sister fully believed that making plans on a long term when we still had more urgent things in our hands was a big loss of time, especially when it led to unnecessary arguing.
<br />
-What if we leave all this nonsense for later and get moving? We are going to freeze here, and it's not like we have any way to contact the knights, or anyone else, while we're still trapped here.</p>
<p>Argentea grunted.</p>
<p>-Alright.
<br />
-Wait. There is one last thing that we should do.- As she spoke, Nadya strode towards Norgrimm’s body. She knelt by him and produced a small dagger- Cat, can you help me?</p>
<p>Cat approached her, with her own skinning knife in her hand. Argentea was a bit shocked about skinning an intelligent creature, but Indi immediately pointed out how the Knights of Solamnia used to craft armors out of the scales of dragons, who were among the most intelligent creatures known (I didn't understand how intelligence could make a creature more or less worthy, but I said nothing). Argentea finally capitulated, though she still wasn't pleased with the idea.</p>
<p>-Why so much interest in its pelt, anyway?- she asked Nadya. That was a good question.
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-I once heard that winter wolves with uneven eyes are born infused with magic, and that their bodies retain the magic after their death. The rimepelts, as they are called, are said to grant shapeshifting abilities to anyone wearing one, as well as protecting them from cold. Even if we aren't keeping it, we can get good money for it in Whitethrone.</p>
<p>That seemed like a good reason, though I was more interested in studying the magical properties of the pelt, if it had any.</p>
<p>Skinning the wolf didn't take much time, and it rewarded us with an immaculate white pelt that could be easily worn as a cloak. A quick examination with magical senses revealed that it held some kind of magic, though it wasn't until we set up camp in the evening that Indi and I studied it more closely, while Nadya worked on cleaning it and make it more functional to be worn. The magic it held wasn't as impressive as we had thought, as it only allowed its user to take the shape of a winter wolf once before it lost its magic. It was still warm and comfortable, and it granted some magical protection against cold, so it wouldn't be useless at all. Cat already had the cloak that we had taken from Rokhar the necromancer before we got to Irrisen, Indi had magic to protect himself from the cold weather and Nadya (having grown up in Irrisen) knew well how to fight cold without magic. As for Argentea, quoting her almost literally, there was no way she would be wearing “that". Myself, I found the rimepelt to be pretty fancy, so I didn't complain when everybody agreed on me keeping it. It was warm and fluffy, though much more heavy than it seemed at first sight. I didn't suspect that it would make my visit to Whitethrone more interesting.</p>
CHAPTER 43
We had to decide Zzababa’s fate before we left Ellsprin, but we postponed it until the last moment. It was a difficult choice. Indi, pragmatic as always, believed that killing her would solve everything. She hadn't been able to prove that she had allies elsewhere, and that was enough for Indi to believe she was alone. But, as Nadya said, if we were wrong in our assumptions, other fey could come to avenge her death. I really wanted to allow her to leave, but if she came back and...
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2018-04-14T17:15:39Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#79
2018-04-13T08:14:29Z
2018-04-07T15:51:04Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 42</b></p>
<p>I definitely enjoyed family life. We shared a warm meal (though Argentea insisted on having hers in the barn to watch over Zzababa), chatted for a while about less than transcendental topics to forget about recent events for a while, and now we were just enjoying some moments of relaxation. Nadya and Maret were getting up to date after so many years without seeing each other, though I believe that Nadya was overwhelming Maret with advice about how to take care of Orm and Mjoli while she was away. Cat was playing with the kids, which seemed to be the thing that she enjoyed the most. When I left to a private room to spend some time teaching new spells to Nina, Indi followed me.</p>
<p>-It’s going to be as boring as it was last time- I said- but you can watch if you wish.
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-We haven't been spending much time together lately.</p>
<p>His intentions were clear. I have always liked Indi’s frankness and honesty. I gave him a playful smile.</p>
<p>-So… Sylgja isn't here, Nadya is busy, and I am like... what? The third redhead on your list?
<br />
-You didn't seem like the jealous type.
<br />
-I am not.- I approached him and kissed him. Everything was so easy with Indi. He didn't make a big deal out of things like most humans did.
<br />
-Fine, because I wanted to ask you about Cat.
<br />
-What?
<br />
- Do you think she would be interested in me?- He gave me a big smile that seemed to say “I am just kidding”, though I am not sure that he was really kidding.
<br />
-I am sorry, but you have no chance. You are a big, ugly, hairy human.
<br />
To reinforce what I was saying, I slipped my hand under Indi’s clothes and started playing with his chest hair. Argentea’s was soft and barely noticeable, but Indi’s was much more abundant and thick.
<br />
-You don't seem to care.- He said laughing.</p>
<p>I just shrugged and kissed him again. He was quick to respond me and soon we found ourselves wrestling in the nude. I think that “wrestling” is a good way to phrase it, because Indi brought my wilder side out, and he seemed to have a wild side of his own. He found my animated hair extremely interesting and didn't care that I used it in creative ways. But despite the good moments we shared, and that Indi’s carefree attitude invited me to get carried away, my mind didn't seem to be able to go to the same place as my body. Instead of just relaxing and having a good time, I kept thinking of Argentea. Would she get upset? (Why should she?) What was she doing at that time? I missed being with her. I liked Indi, a lot, but it didn't feel quite the same.</p>
<p>It had been a long, tiring day, so we both felt exhausted when we were done. Indi laid on the bed with a calm smile on his lips, and caressed my skin while saying something to me, I cannot even remember what. I didn't feel like engaging in chatter. I dressed, claiming that I was getting cold (which was actually true, but that had never stopped me) and I left as soon as it seemed polite. I don't think that Indi ever thought that there was something going on, as the only complaint that I got as I left came from Nina.</p>
<p>“I can't open doors.” She protested “Being stuck here with you two was no fun.”</p>
<p>I blushed. I had completely forgotten about her.</p>
<p>-I am sorry.
<br />
“You’d better teach me something good later.”
<br />
-I will, I promise.</p>
<p>Indi watched us leave with a smile on his face. I bet that seeing me arguing with an owl must seem quite strange.</p>
<p>-Where are you going?- Asked my sister as I headed outside of the house.
<br />
-I am going to see how Argentea is doing.- I answered.
<br />
-Have fun!</p>
<p>That was the only thing that she said. Not even a month ago, Cat would have been afraid to let me out alone in a potentially dangerous place. It seemed like she was finally started to believe that I was able to take care of myself. Or maybe (most likely) she just believed that Argentea would protect me if I was endangered.</p>
<p>I found Argentea sitting next to the unconscious fey, with an eye on her and an eye on the door. She reached for her weapons as I came in but she relaxed when she saw it was me.</p>
<p>-Is everything alright?- She asked.</p>
<p>I approached her from behind and kissed her neck.</p>
<p>-I missed you.- I answered.</p>
<p>She turned back to face me.</p>
<p>-I have only been here for a couple of hours. That isn't enough time to miss me.</p>
<p>I sat on her knees and embraced her, carefully trying to avoid the spikes on her shoulder pads. I kissed her lips.</p>
<p>-I am on watch- Argentea complained without much conviction-. This isn't appropriate.
<br />
-She won't wake up. Even if she did, she is wrapped up like a sausage.
<br />
-I am not sure.- she answered but, instead of stopping me, she kissed me back.
<br />
-I have just slept with Indi. Well, we didn't actually sleep, but…- I read in Argentea’s face that she got the picture- Yes.</p>
<p>I never understood why calling some things by their name was considered impolite among humans. Euphemisms were confusing.</p>
<p>-Why are you telling me this?- She didn't seem happy.
<br />
-Are you upset?- It was a strange feeling. I didn't want to upset her, but the idea that she might be at least a bit jealous was oddly pleasing.
<br />
-Why should I be? You can do whatever you want. I am just wondering what you are doing here.
<br />
No matter what she said, she still seemed upset.
<br />
-I missed you- I repeated-. It wasn't the same without you.
<br />
Argentea looked at me in absolute confusion. I kissed her softly, apologetically.
<br />
-I won't do it again if it upsets you.- I added.
<br />
-Stop saying that. I am not upset. There’s no reason for me to be upset.
<br />
She lied. Maybe not to me but to herself. She wanted to believe that what we had was just some “relief", but it didn't feel like it to me. I didn't want to risk losing all we had (whatever it was) because of some real relief with Indi or with anyone else. Even if she would be marrying someone in a few months, possibly earlier, I didn't want to ruin the little time we still had to be together. I kissed her passionately. Thinking that it wouldn't last forever made me desire her even more. She looked thoughtful too, but she smiled as I kissed her.</p>
<p>-I just cannot believe that you still have any energy remaining. Indi must not be a very good lover.- I swear she had a wicked smile on her lips when she said that.
<br />
-He is- I should have lied. Why didn't I lie? I could tell that she didn't like my answer-. But he isn't you.</p>
<p>Her face reflected confusion and embarrassment. Argentea always seemed so self confident and sure of herself that I loved when she looked confused. I found it quite funny.</p>
<p>-What is that supposed to mean?- She asked.</p>
<p>I laughed hard and kissed her deeply. I felt exhausted, but still, I needed to be with her. My hands reached for the belts of her armor. Argentea opened her mouth like she was about to complain, took a last look at the unconscious fey and let herself go.</p>
<p>-I can't believe that you still have energy.- She repeated as she responded to me, slipping her hands under my coat.</p>
<p>I didn't, but I still knew how to please her and in the end my body responded much better than I had expected. Argentea made me feel things that I hadn't felt before, and not all of them were purely physical. I had to thank Indi for making me realize.</p>
<p>After a while, we were lying on the ground, snuggling together to fight cold, with my head resting on Argentea’s chest. I could hear her heart beating.</p>
<p>-Did you dream of me the other night?- She asked me. The question caught me off guard.
<br />
-The night with all those strange dreams?- I asked. She nodded- I did. We were…
<br />
-Like we are now- she finished-. I was there. I had the same dream. Do you think it means something?
<br />
-We all seemed to be having shared dreams. I am pretty sure that Cat saw me killing her.- My voice trembled saying the last part. Argentea held me tighter.
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-It was just a dream. It doesn't have to mean anything, right?</p>
<p>I sensed in her voice that she feared my answer.</p>
<p>-Judging from Nadya’s dream, and from mine, the dreams seemed to present alternative futures, maybe choices.</p>
<p>Argentea’s heart started beating faster.</p>
<p>-There was more- Argentea’s voice faded into a whisper-. I saw him.
<br />
-Who?
<br />
-My husband. There were kids. We looked happy.</p>
<p>She said it like it was the most terrible fate that she could imagine.</p>
<p>-Why is that bad?- I asked with a smile. I didn't want to appear as uncomfortable and nervous as the topic made me.
<br />
-I am getting old and I never had a chance to prove myself as a knight. I don't want to lose this opportunity just because I have to get married.
<br />
-I don't know that man, but he cannot force you to quit. He is a knight too. He has been in many wars. He will understand.
<br />
-It isn't so simple. What if it’s me who wants to quit?</p>
<p>I looked at her in disbelief.</p>
<p>-Do you want to quit?
<br />
-No!- She responded quickly. Then she looked away and spoke in a low voice again- Not right now. But what if I get pregnant?
<br />
-You will have to stop fighting for a time, right, but not forever. You can be a mother and a knight. Look at Nadya.</p>
<p>Argentea sighed.</p>
<p>-She has to leave her children behind. What if I am not able to do it? What if I cannot get back in shape? What if I don't want to fight anymore?
<br />
-You?- I forced a laugh- The Blood Sea will freeze before that happens.
<br />
-It might.
<br />
-Sorry, bad choice of words. I just cannot picture you giving up on being a knight. And if you ever want to, it’s also fine, as long as it is your choice.</p>
<p>She looked sad.</p>
<p>-We don't always have a choice.
<br />
-Nonsense. We always do. If not, what are you doing here right now? Why aren't you home with your future husband?</p>
<p>Argentea’s eyes flashed in anger. I had accidentally hit a soft spot.</p>
<p>-What is happening here is more important than an arranged marriage. People are being abused here. We are about to be invaded. This is my responsibility as a knight.
<br />
-Isn't putting your responsibility as a knight first also a choice?
<br />
-It is just what I have to do.- She answered. She was stubborn like that.</p>
<p>I couldn't believe how afraid to change Argentea was. To elves, humans seemed ever changing, but she was quite the opposite. I wondered if I was anything more to her than a way to evade the responsibilities that she didn't want to inherit. I feared that one day she would make her choice and forget about me, but also that I might be keeping her from being happy with someone who could give to her all the things that I never could. After all, what was I more than a wildling of uncertain origins with no wealth, no family and no home? The fact that we would be parting ways soon, when she met her fiance and I found the source of my dreams, should make all my concerns irrelevant, but thinking about it didn't comfort me at all.</p>
CHAPTER 42
I definitely enjoyed family life. We shared a warm meal (though Argentea insisted on having hers in the barn to watch over Zzababa), chatted for a while about less than transcendental topics to forget about recent events for a while, and now we were just enjoying some moments of relaxation. Nadya and Maret were getting up to date after so many years without seeing each other, though I believe that Nadya was overwhelming Maret with advice about how to take care of Orm and Mjoli...
Kileanna
2018-04-07T15:51:04Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#78
2018-04-04T09:18:42Z
2018-04-03T12:49:31Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 41</b></p>
<p>Back to the cabin, Maret was so glad to have her son back that she didn't pay attention to us for a while. Nadya had never seen Garen before and she was evidently surprised, though she tried to pretend she wasn't, while attempting to convince her equally surprised sons of the normality of the situation.</p>
<p>When things calmed down a bit, Maret explained her story to us.</p>
<p>-I was so young then. It was shortly after you married my brother, Nadya. I met a satyr, who was… charming, like all the satyrs are. I made the mistake of thinking that I was more than another conquest to him, and he disappeared from my life as quick as entered it. After Garen was born I was afraid that he would come back to take him away from me, but it never happened. We had to move to the outskirts of the village, because people wouldn't understand. They would mock and insult Garen, because they are afraid of the fey and a young and innocent faun like Garen was the easiest prey they found.
<br />
-People are idiots- Cat objected-. Garen is a really sweet boy and if they cannot see it, they are nothing but idiots.</p>
<p>This was personal to her. It felt too much like our own story.</p>
<p>-Not all of them are- Maret gave Cat a sad smile-. Borvald loved me and Garen for who we are.
<br />
-People were rude to him too because of me- intervened Garen with an hesitant voice-. He almost got in a fight because of me. And he wasn't even my real father. He didn't deserve that.</p>
<p>I felt like I was hearing myself talking. And the words, from someone else’s mouth, made much less sense.</p>
<p>-So you ran away- I stated-. I have been there too. My people don't like me a lot either. I believed that my sister’s life would be much better without me.</p>
<p>Cat grunted in disapproval.</p>
<p>-Why?- Garen gave me an analytical stare- You look normal. Is it the ears? Your sister has them too. I think they are pretty.
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-Thank you!- The unexpected compliment made me blush. I combed my hair with my hands to cover my ears- My people, all of them have pointy ears. They just fear me, because…- I didn't feel like giving an in-depth explanation of Kagonesti superstitions- They think I am different. Putting the guilt on those who are different gives people someone to blame for everything that goes wrong. But that means that they are the ones who have a problem, not you.</p>
<p>That explanation might be too cynical to give to a kid.</p>
<p>-Do you hate your people?- he asked. That was a good question. The short answer was “yes".
<br />
-No...Not really… most of the time. Feeling hurt is natural. I try to focus on the ones who really matter and not to think too much about those who don't. I have some good friends now.
<br />
-And I have my mother.- Garen answered, only half convinced. It was the same for me and my sister: I loved her but I needed more to be happy.
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-Orm and Mjoli will also be your friends, right, boys?- Nadya asked with that mother voice that implies that answering anything but “yes" is a very bad idea. Anyway, Orm and Mjoli didn't need to be convinced. They were fascinated by Garen. We left them to get to know their cousin better, and Maret to take care of more practical matters. Nadya wanted to interrogate the captured fey to make sure that Ellsprin was a safe place to leave her sons (as safe as anywhere in Irrisen could be). Removing Borvald’s corpse from the middle of the road also seemed like a sensible choice. Maybe we had seen (and done) too many things to be easily disturbed but, to most people, a dead man was still a terrible thing to see... As it should be.</p>
<p>While Indi and Argentea took care of the corpse, the rest of us proceeded to interrogate Zzababa, who had a less than collaborative attitude. The first thing she did after we healed her wounds was insult and threaten us. If we killed her, more would come to avenge her, she said. Garen had become weak by spending too much time among humans, but other fey would do what he couldn't: show humans their place. When we asked her concrete questions, like how many her allies were or where they lived, we only got abstract answers like “many" or “everywhere". At first we took it as her being defensive, but when she failed to provide information even when it was for her own good, we started to suspect that she was lying.</p>
<p>-If you don't tell us about your allies- I said with a soft threatening voice- we will begin suspecting that they don't exist. And if they don't exist, we shouldn't be afraid of ending your life.</p>
<p>I smiled. Her fear was so pleasant. I had promised not to use fear as a tool, but it was for the best.</p>
<p>-Do that, and the town will be ravaged- she said without much conviction, like she was sticking to her previous words in an attempt to save her life-. No one will survive.</p>
<p>Nothing made sense. They hated humans and were powerful enough to destroy an entire village, and yet nobody knew about them. Their only known action was trying to force a kid to harm his beloved ones. It didn't seem like a large scale organization.</p>
<p>-If you really want to live- I continued- you should be trying to convince us that you are inoffensive enough to let you go. Telling us where Garen’s father is, or if he had something to do with this would also help.</p>
<p>That seemed like a more realistic threat than the fey ravaging the village. If Garen’s father was really interested in him, he might endanger Maret and Nadya’s kids too.</p>
<p>-I don't even know who he is- the faerie shrugged-. We were just going to help the boy find him. Do you think that all fey know each other? So typical of humans- she gave us another spiteful stare-. Don't think that I will ever bend my knee to humans like you.</p>
<p>She had called us “humans" so many times that Cat had already stopped correcting her.
<br />
Zzababa was too proud or too stubborn to negotiate or listen to reason so, after we got tired of being reasonable, we agreed on discussing her fate later and Argentea knocked her unconscious again. We would make wiser decisions after some well deserved rest.</p>
CHAPTER 41
Back to the cabin, Maret was so glad to have her son back that she didn't pay attention to us for a while. Nadya had never seen Garen before and she was evidently surprised, though she tried to pretend she wasn't, while attempting to convince her equally surprised sons of the normality of the situation.
When things calmed down a bit, Maret explained her story to us.
-I was so young then. It was shortly after you married my brother, Nadya. I met a satyr, who was… charming, like...
Kileanna
2018-04-03T12:49:31Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#77
2018-04-04T09:18:36Z
2018-03-28T09:42:02Z
<p>WARNING! Long one ahead!</p>
<p><b>CHAPTER 40</b></p>
<p>The day after the fight against the undead priests I started feeling feverish and weak in the evening. Even though my wound had been healed with magic, the skin looked swollen and red.
<br />
Among the scrolls that we had found in the Pale Tower one of them held a spell that allowed to heal any disease, though it would turn to dust once we used it.</p>
<p>Nina hooted insistently as I prepared myself to use it. “Give it to me. You will be able to heal yourself tomorrow.”</p>
<p>I was surprised I could understand what she was saying. Maybe my fever was higher than I thought.</p>
<p>-You can speak?</p>
<p>She hooted again. “I always could, but you wouldn't listen.”</p>
<p>That made sense.</p>
<p>-So, I feed you the scroll so tomorrow I can cast the spell by myself?</p>
<p>I had done that before, but I was feeling so tired and uncomfortable that I hadn't thought about it in this case. The disease didn't seem contagious, so I guessed I could wait until the next day.
<br />
Indi had never seen my process of learning spells, and he was very interested in witnessing it, though after spending a long time watching me he still he still didn't understand it.</p>
<p>-You burned the scroll to ashes, then mixed it with herbs, and you fed it to Nina, that’s it?
<br />
-I extracted the magic from the scroll and put it into Nina- I explained.- That’s it.
<br />
-And now you know the spell.
<br />
-No. Nina does. But she will share it with me if I ask her to.</p>
<p>Nina nodded.</p>
<p>-I still don't understand how your magic works.- complained Indi.
<br />
-Who does?- said Argentea. I didn't even know that she was listening.
<br />
-High Sorcery Wizards?- I answered. Foolish young me- They know everything about magic… Or so I’ve heard. I have never met one.
<br />
-I know one- Indi shrugged-. She’s pretty.
<br />
-My cousin is a wizard- added Argentea-. Though we have barely spoken since he became one.
<br />
-Is he a good wizard?- I asked.
<br />
-I guess so. He was always good at what he did.
<br />
-Could he teach me? Maybe I could pass the Test.
<br />
-Why would you want to go through a Test that could kill you?- cried out Cat. It seemed like everybody was listening- That is a crazy test for crazy wizards with old dusty books. You don't need a book, you have Nina.</p>
<p>Nina hooted aloud to reinforce my sister’s words.</p>
<p>-But there is a lot I could learn from them- I explained-. I barely understand what I do.
<br />
“You can learn everything you need from me." Hooted Nina in disgust. Then she flew away and didn't come back until the morning. Maybe she was upset, but she didn't want to give me reasons to replace her for a spellbook. Like I would ever do something like that. Nina was as much a part of my family as my sister was.</p>
<p>After communing with Nina to regain my daily spells and making peace with her in the process, I used my new knowledge to get rid of the disease that had me going from shivering to sweating the whole night. I still felt weak, but I was ready for another day in our journey. It wasn't a long one, as we got to Ellsprin by midday. Nadya gradually became more silent as we approached our destination, knowing that the time to say goodbye to her children drew near.</p>
<p>-That has to be Maret’s house.- said Nadya, pointing to a wooden cabin on the outskirts of the village, separated from it by a small grove.</p>
<p>As we got closer, we noticed a man lying face down in the middle of the road. The snow around him was stained red. It was snowing quite hard, so the blood had to be recent.</p>
<p>-Be careful!- cried out Argentea as she ran, taking cover behind her shield, towards the apparently dead man. I ran after her. If he was still alive I could heal him. But when I was about to crouch by him, something came out from nowhere, running as fast as lightning. The creature was as tall as a human child, with a slender build and the pale blue skin of the winter fey. His nimble moves caught Argentea off guard, allowing him to approach me and strike with his long, clawed fingers. They were colder than ice.</p>
<p>-He’s dead, human, as you should all be. You will learn respect!</p>
<p>He stared at me with absolute hatred.</p>
<p>-Not today!- Argentea reacted before I did, hitting the fey with her shield and tossing him away from me and towards the others.
<br />
-We aren't humans, maggot!- Cat wasted no time. She unsheathed her kukris and attacked. The fey was quick to dodge, but not quick enough. His frozen skin offered some resistance, though, and Cat’s attack caused only a scratch.
<br />
-Weak, as all humans.- Smirked the fey.
<br />
-Are you deaf? I am not human! Not human!- my sister cried out again.</p>
<p>As we engaged in battle, a second creature joined the fray, appearing from between the trees. I had never seen anything similar in my entire life: it was even smaller than its companion and it resembled a miniaturized pine tree with some vaguely human features. It had two root-legs, two branch-arms and a well defined wooden head with a long branch-nose. It joined its friend to flank Cat, who barely dodged its sharp branches.</p>
<p>Indi wisely reasoned that something that looked so much likedry wood should be especially prone to catching fire. He invoked a couple of scorching rays that hit just on their target, leaving it visibly charred and mauled, and revealing that it seemed to be made out of flesh despite of its wooden look.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, the other creature went on with his hate-speech against humans, spitting insults at Indi for daring to attack his partner.</p>
<p>Argentea would have gladly finished the work against the pine tree creature, but the ground was slippery and her target out of reach, so she attacked the spiteful faerie, dropping her shield and grabbing her sword with both hands to deliver an especially powerful blow. The blade, crafted in cold iron, cut through the fey’s flesh and bone without meeting resistance, causing massive damage to the creature’s slender body. It laid face up on the snow, with his chest almost split in half. Even Argentea seemed surprised by the effectiveness of her own blow.</p>
<p>Now, all our attention focused on the pine tree creature who, seeing his companion’s fate, took the wisest decision: it fled towards some nearby trees and disappeared. While the others followed it, only to discover that it seemed to have vanished into thin air, I knelt by the man lying on the road. The faerie hadn't lied: he was already dead, and so was the faerie. There was nothing I could do for them.</p>
<p>In the cabin, the wooden door opened and a woman’s head (most likely Maret) peeped out from inside.</p>
<p>-Are they gone?
<br />
-One of them is dead, the other is gone.- I answered.
<br />
-Get in!- she cried There are more of them!</p>
<p>Nadya and Indi grabbed Orm and Mjoli on their hips and we ran into the cabin leaving the dogs and the sleds outside. I saw recognition on both Nadya’s and the woman’s eyes as they saw each other.</p>
<p>-Nadya! What are you doing here with the kids? Is everything fine in Waldsby?
<br />
-We got into big trouble in Waldsby.- Explained Nadya. They were talking in Skald and the rest of the group were having a hard time following the conversation. Nadya noticed, so she proceeded to introduce us and changed her language to Common.
<br />
-You can stay here, though, you have arrived at a bad time- Maret said, now in Common-. They have killed Borvald, and they have Garen too. I don't know what to do.
<br />
-They kidnapped your son?- asked Nadya.</p>
<p>Maret looked embarrassed.</p>
<p>-He ran away, and now he is back with those fey. But I refuse to believe that this is all his doing- she was about to start crying-. He loved Borvald like he was his real father.
<br />
-Why would your son hang out with the fey?- asked Nadya, confused-. These ones don’t seem the friendly type.
<br />
-My son… His father...- Maret’s voice trembled- He ran away to search for his real father… Everybody is so rude to him… He couldn’t stand it any longer… He’s just a kid…</p>
<p>She began sobbing I felt really bad for her. I ran away so many times as a kid, and I had never taken into consideration my sister’s feelings. I believed that she’d be better without me. I barely knew Maret but I hugged her.</p>
<p>-We will bring Garen back safely. If he is with those fey he cannot be far from here.
<br />
-Please...- begged Maret- I can't lose him too.</p>
<p>Nadya stayed with her sister-in-law to comfort her while the rest of us went fey-hunting. Following their tracks to a nearby barn was easy: they hadn't been subtle. There were at least two sets of child-like footprints accompanied by the strange root-feet of the smallest one, and the tracks of a bigger two-legged, hoofed creature that made me immediately think of Mierul.</p>
<p>We were expecting trouble as we opened the barn’s door, so we were prepared. Cat opened the door while Argentea charged first as we entered. After magically animating my hair, I followed her.
<br />
Inside, three of them were waiting for us: the tiny tree-man who had escaped before, a female faerie who looked similar to the one that we had fought outside, and a young man with goat legs. Maret’s son was nowhere to be seen.</p>
<p>-Murderers!- The female faerie charged towards us followed by the tree-man, while the half-goat stayed where he was.</p>
<p>The female, like her male counterpart before, moved really quick. She tried to use her speed to approach Indi before we could react but Argentea and Cat were in the way. She scratched my sister’s leg while Indi cast another fire spell on the diminutive tree-man, who recoiled in pain. As he desperately charged towards Indi, Cat intercepted him and slashed his throat. Despite his bark-like skin, he bled like a person. It was horrible to see. I noticed the fear in the eyes of the goat-legged man, like it was the first time he had seen something like that, and I wondered when I had gotten so used to seeing people die.</p>
<p>-Don't stand there like an idiot!- Cried the female faerie as she maneuvered to avoid being flanked by Argentea and my sister- They killed Faernip! Now they’ve killed Tindletwig! They will kill us all if they can!
<br />
-I can't!- Answered the goat-man. His voice sounded much younger than he appeared to be.
<br />
-We won't kill anyone- I said-. Just stop attacking us and tell us where Garen is.
<br />
-You will pay for what you did!- In her rage, she wouldn't listen to reason. She kept fighting even if she was at a clear disadvantage.
<br />
-I am Garen! I am Garen! Please don't kill her!</p>
<p>The one who spoke was the man with the goat legs. He seemed genuinely desperate. I decided to trust him and attempt to end the fight in the most harmless way possible: invoking my sleep magic. The blueish female faerie fell asleep immediately and Cat rushed to tie her up before she woke up again.</p>
<p>The goat-legged creature that claimed to be Garen approached cautiously.</p>
<p>-Please, don't harm Zzababa- he pleaded-. This was all my fault.
<br />
-Are you Maret’s son?- I asked.
<br />
-Do you know my mother? Is she alright?- Garen’s voice was a mix of hope and grief- Is she very upset?
<br />
-She’s at home with your aunt, Nadya- Cat answered-. And I bet that she is too worried to be upset. Why don't we…
<br />
-Garen, you are a traitor!- Zzababa had woken up right in time to interrupt what my sister was saying- We were doing it all for you! Traitor!
<br />
-Shut up- Argentea hit the faerie in the chest with the side of her shield, cracking her ribs and taking the air out of her lungs. She fell unconscious again. Then Argentea addressed us-. You should take the kid back to his mother. I will stay here and keep an eye on this one.</p>
<p>The “kid” (who was taller than any of us thanks to his hooved legs, and more hairy than most humans) nodded, still visibly scared. He looked to his fallen companions one last time before following us out of the barn. That was when he saw his foster father’s corpse lying on the snow. He wasn't too close, but I could see on Garen’s face that he recognized him immediately. He turned pale.</p>
<p>-They told me that they would take me to my real father… They wanted me to prove that I was one of them… I didn't know what they were planning, I swear.</p>
<p>I saw guilt, fear and grief in Garen’s eyes. I knew those feelings well. He would run away again if he could, just for the fear of being judged. I had been there.</p>
<p>-You confronted them, refused to take part- I said-. You have nothing to regret.
<br />
-I brought them here. It was because of the things I said that they wanted to take revenge on humans for how they have treated me.
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-Still, you did nothing- Indi grabbed Garen’s arm and pulled him towards Maret’s cabin so he would stop staring at a dead man-. You aren't responsible for other people’s actions. They are.
<br />
-Taking revenge on the people who have hurt me didn't sound bad… at first. Then I realized that they intended to make me hurt my family to prove that I rejected my human side. That was when I realized that I didn't really want to hurt anyone. They said they would help me by doing it themselves.- Garen sighed and repeated:- They told me that they would take me to my real father.</p>
<p>For some reason, this reminded me of my dream about me killing Cat, and I felt a cold shiver running down my spine. I was so afraid of hurting my own family. Not only Cat, but all the new people that I had met and felt like my own family now.</p>
WARNING! Long one ahead!
CHAPTER 40
The day after the fight against the undead priests I started feeling feverish and weak in the evening. Even though my wound had been healed with magic, the skin looked swollen and red.
Among the scrolls that we had found in the Pale Tower one of them held a spell that allowed to heal any disease, though it would turn to dust once we used it.
Nina hooted insistently as I prepared myself to use it. “Give it to me. You will be able to heal yourself
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Kileanna
2018-03-28T09:42:02Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#75
2018-03-22T20:30:12Z
2018-03-22T20:15:10Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 39</b></p>
<p>We traveled all day without rest to regain the time we had lost when we visited the sacred forest. There was less than a hour of daylight left when we decided to look for a good place to set up camp. It was already getting dark when we found the abandoned village. Back in its time, it must have been much smaller than Waldsby, with no more than a few small houses surrounding a bigger structure that could have been a court or a temple. Now, just a few snow-covered stones remained where the houses had been and only the bigger building was still standing.</p>
<p>-This place must be centuries old.- Said Argentea, examining one of the weathered stones.
<br />
-We could set up camp here- Nadya suggested-. If this place is safe, that is.
<br />
-Stay here with the kids and watch out for anyone approaching our position- Argentea commanded Nadya-. We are going to check that building out.</p>
<p>We were in the middle of a frozen plain and it hadn't started snowing yet so we had perfect visibility. It was unlikely that anyone could walk around unnoticed. Still, one could never be too cautious. Nadya grabbed her bow and stayed alert while the rest of us walked into the remaining building.</p>
<p>As we entered we noticed that the place couldn't be anything other than a temple: there was an altar next to the opposite wall from the door with an infinity symbol carved on it, and a white marble statue that was missing the upper side of her body. Two people were standing in front of the altar, a human man and woman dressed in white priestly robes with blue ornaments. They looked at us as we entered.</p>
<p>-Kids! What where you doing outside?- The white robed woman spoke in a voice that was full of grief- Come in so we can protect you!
<br />
-The Witch Queen is coming with her army of monsters. They will kill you on sight!- Warned the man in a similar tone.
<br />
-What are they talking about?- Asked Cat in a whisper.
<br />
-They must be ghosts or the like- guessed Indi-. They are dressed like Mishakal’s priests.</p>
<p>The Blue Lady, Goddess of life and healing, was among the most prominent gods of Light now that her consort Paladine was gone. She was said to hate undead more than anything else in the world. Keeping ghosts among her ranks seemed unlikely.</p>
<p>-Come here, children- repeated the woman-. We have to pray to save our souls from Baba Yaga.
<br />
We approached with caution. I channeled magical energies towards my hair to animate it if needed. I didn't trust these priests at all. They gave me a suspicious stare as I invoked my magic. The man approached, dragging his feet.
<br />
-You have nothing to fear- his voice was meant to be calming, but I found it creepy-. The Judge of Souls is fair to all.</p>
<p>If there was a god that my sister knew by all his names, that was Chemosh, the Ravenous Crow, the Judge of Souls. My sister and I had never fallen into the corruption that Sylvyana, his Chosen One, had bestowed onto our people. Still, my sister held a personal grudge against him since we had visited Crystyne. Any attempt of questioning her about it only led to several minutes of swearing and cursing.</p>
<p>-Not him again!- Cat grunted as she rushed towards the priests. As she stepped in the middle of the chamber, a choir of screams filled the room: around a dozen children crying in agony. It was heartbreaking. I’d have done anything to make it stop.
<br />
-Don't cry!- Said the woman in desperation. As she spoke the veil of illusion that covered her real features disappeared, revealing a rotting corpse covered in tattered yellowed robes and blackened ornaments- You will be safe soon.- She added as she attacked Cat using the bare bones of her hands as claws. The other priest, who had also revealed his true horrific self, joined her. The voices of the children begging for their lives still surrounded us.
<br />
-Stay still, it’s for your own good!- Hissed the dead man- The Witch Queen is coming.</p>
<p>Cat defended herself the best she could from the combined attack of the two condemned priests, as Argentea joined the fray and Indi released a blast of fire from his hands. The woman screamed in frustration as the fire charred her undead flesh. She looked at Indi with rage in her eyes, but before she could act against him, Cat finished her off with a double slash of her kukris.</p>
<p>I invoked my healing magic and channeled it into my hair, using it as a weapon against the remaining dead priest. As the life energy infused into him by my spell spread through his body, his flesh began scorching. Some people say that undead cannot feel pain, but those people surely haven't heard one of them screaming in agony after being damaged by a healing spell. They hate it so much that you’d better finish them off with that spell or at least have a good way to defend yourself after it, because you are going to become a target. I learned the lesson that day.</p>
<p>-Witch…- mustered the dead priest in reverential fear.</p>
<p>He charged towards me forgetting about everything else and, before I could react, slashed my belly with his rotting claw-like fingers.</p>
<p>Cat and Argentea were quick to fall upon him and tear the last remains of undeath from his body, but the children were still crying. After checking out that my wound wasn't serious Cat suggested we get out of that haunted place.</p>
<p>-Never ever sleep indoors when traveling- she complained-. Creepy killer dolls, crazy dead priests… I’d rather risk being eaten by wolves.</p>
<p>We all had to agree.</p>
<p>-So what exactly happened?- Asked Argentea- Are the souls of all those children still trapped there?
<br />
-I don't think so- explained Indi-. That was just a manifestation of their pain. Their souls must have been gone a long time ago.
<br />
-In the end, the priests took the worst part- I smiled-. Whether they killed the children out of desperation, or sacrificed them to the Ravenous Crow in order to save their own lives, they got what they deserved: an eternity of torture remembering what they did.</p>
<p>I cannot tell if I really meant it. I was still too horrified by the children’s screams.
<br />
Indi looked to the ruined temple behind us with sad eyes.</p>
<p>-They were desperate. Can you assure me that you wouldn't have done the same in their situation?
<br />
-Would you?- I asked.</p>
<p>He thought before answering.</p>
<p>-Probably not. But I cannot judge them either. I’d just want to know what kind of person that Baba Yaga is to invoke such fear among people.
<br />
-I am not sure that I want to know.- Sighed Argentea.</p>
<p>We went back to Nadya and we told her what we had seen. We also asked her about what she knew about Baba Yaga. What kind of person was she?</p>
<p>-I don't know what she did during the war- she explained-. All that I know is that she gathered an army of trolls, giants and other monsters to unify all the lands into what is now known as Irrisen.
<br />
Then she set her daughters as the rulers of the new nation and she left. Every hundred years she comes back to crown a new queen. Not much more is known about her, but her return has always brought stability to these lands.</p>
<p>-What happens to the old queen?- I asked.
<br />
-What?
<br />
-When Baba Yaga designates a new one.</p>
<p>Nadya shrugged.</p>
<p>-Baba Yaga takes her. Nobody knows where. Some say that she is rewarded. Some say that she suffers a terrible fate. Maybe it depends on whether she has been a fair ruler or not. I just don't know.
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-Maybe we will learn when we find her and take her to Elvanna.- I said.
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-Maybe we won't like what we will learn.- Objected Argentea with an ominous voice.
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-She is still our best chance.- I answered.
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-Our only chance.- Corrected Indi.
<br />
-So far.- Finished Argentea.
<br />
-So far.- I had to agree. But still I saw in Baba Yaga such a compelling and powerful figure that I couldn't help but feel fascinated by her. I really wanted to believe that by finding her I would be able to have a better understanding of myself and of this magic that, according to Indi, shouldn't even exist.</p>
CHAPTER 39
We traveled all day without rest to regain the time we had lost when we visited the sacred forest. There was less than a hour of daylight left when we decided to look for a good place to set up camp. It was already getting dark when we found the abandoned village. Back in its time, it must have been much smaller than Waldsby, with no more than a few small houses surrounding a bigger structure that could have been a court or a temple. Now, just a few snow-covered stones remained...
Kileanna
2018-03-22T20:15:10Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#74
2018-03-18T10:35:25Z
2018-03-16T18:22:52Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 38</b></p>
<p>It wasn't until we set camp that Cat and I told the others about what we had found inside the hollow tree. Nobody had a clue what a kagonesti elf might be doing in Irrisen or how they could have gotten there but, at least, Indi was able to identify the painting of the blue bird as we described it.</p>
<p>-That must be Habbakuk, the God of Beasts. I heard that he is popular among wilder elves.
<br />
Of course! Habbakuk was known among the elves as The Blue Phoenix. It was said that he had an ancient rivalry with Zeboim, the goddess that Indi worshipped, because they both claimed to rule the creatures of the sea.</p>
<p>I felt a bit embarrassed for recognising one of the most popular gods of my people by the human name. I had spent too much time among humans and not enough among elves, but I didn't feel like changing that. The only thing that I regretted was that my sister also had to live like that because of me. Even though she never complained, I knew she missed living among elves. We had tried so many times, and it never ended well.</p>
<p>That night I dreamed. It wasn't one of my usual nightmares, but a lucid dream where I was a mere witness with no control over my actions, while two overlapping scenes unfolded before my eyes.
<br />
At first, I was with Argentea. She seemed happy as we kissed, but I couldn't help but feel a little guilty. She had her duties, her responsibilities as a noblewoman, and yet she was losing her time with me. It was in my hands to bring it to an end, but I didn't want to. I was too happy with everything as it was.</p>
<p>The second scene replaced Argentea with my sister. We weren't kissing but I was still so close to her that I could feel her heavy breath on my face. She was scared. No, not just scared, but panicking. And yet she didn't move, she didn't try to escape as I took her life with my bare hands. The grief I felt was replaced by a sensation of relief and fulfillment as all my worries now seemed distant and irrelevant and I was overwhelmed by a sudden surge of power that warmed me from inside. It felt sort of similar to the moment when I got Baba Yaga’s mark.</p>
<p>I reached climax with Argentea at the same time that I felt Cat’s life slip away and both scenes began fading, burning in a fire as blue as the ocean. I saw a firebird with scintillating blue feathers rising up to the sky and I opened my eyes. I woke up with my sister’s heavy breath on my face, and I couldn't help but let a muffled cry escape from my mouth. That woke Cat up, who stared at me with panic in her eyes. It took her a couple of seconds to settle down.</p>
<p>-I had a nightmare.- she said.
<br />
-It’s all fine.- I answered with my best calming voice, inverting the roles for once in our lives.</p>
<p>I snuggled against her again, and we went back to sleep. Next to us, Argentea had a peaceful smile on her lips. She never looked so calm while awake. Could it be that were all having those dreams?
<br />
I enjoyed a dreamless sleep the rest of the night. It was the very first time in many months that I didn't suffer from my regular nightmares, which meant that I woke up the next day exceptionally happy and full of energy. Still, I was worried about having killed my own sister in my dream. Everybody but the kids seemed to have experienced their own dreams, but only Nadya spoke up aloud about them.</p>
<p>-I was in a warm place with the children. Thora was also with us. But there was another version of the dream where I was here on my own, fighting the Winter Witches.</p>
<p>Like mine, Nadya’s dream seemed to imply alternative paths. I told them how I had killed my sister in my dream.</p>
<p>-That’s ridiculous! I know you would never do that!- Cat laughed, but her eyes reflected the same fear that I had seen in them the previous night.
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I wanted to comfort her, to tell her that I would never hurt her, but I was unable to.
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-Are you sure?- I asked instead- Sometimes I feel like there is something completely wrong with me.
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-Don't be stupid, you are my sister, I know you.
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-I am not your sister. You just found me abandoned and felt pity for me.</p>
<p>Cat’s eyes flashed in anger. Questioning our blood ties was one thing she'd never stand.</p>
<p>-Stop all the nonsense! You are my sister.</p>
<p>Sometimes I wished that she wasn't so loyal. Taking care of me had taken a big toll on her: she had no close friends, no place to call home. She shared my fate and became a stranger among our kind. She deserved much better.</p>
<p>-Maybe we should move. It’s getting late.- said Argentea, trying to disarm the volatile situation as best as she could. She wasn't that good at playing the mediator, but it worked, as neither Cat nor I were interested in an argument.</p>
CHAPTER 38
It wasn't until we set camp that Cat and I told the others about what we had found inside the hollow tree. Nobody had a clue what a kagonesti elf might be doing in Irrisen or how they could have gotten there but, at least, Indi was able to identify the painting of the blue bird as we described it.
-That must be Habbakuk, the God of Beasts. I heard that he is popular among wilder elves.
Of course! Habbakuk was known among the elves as The Blue Phoenix. It was said that he had an...
Kileanna
2018-03-16T18:22:52Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#73
2018-03-13T08:16:31Z
2018-03-12T22:25:37Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 37</b></p>
<p>We were already on our way, not far from the exit of the woods, discussing which road to take.</p>
<p>-While you were troll-hunting, Sylgja…- Indi started to say.</p>
<p>-I am not sure I want to know how that sentence ends.- Interrupted Argentea. I giggled.</p>
<p>-I shouldn't have healed you. You were much nicer before.- Joked Indi.</p>
<p>I was glad to have Argentea (almost) back to normal. She still looked more silent and absent-minded than usual, but at least she had regained her attitude.</p>
<p>-Go on, though I am afraid I will end up regretting it.</p>
<p>-Sylgja told me about a sacred forest to the South, not far from here. According to her, it’s one of the very few fertile lands in all Irrisen. It’s full of vegetation and life. Sylgja believed the forest and its inhabitants to be consecrated by some God.</p>
<p>-I would love to see that!- I said.</p>
<p>-Wouldn't that make our trip longer?- Asked Argentea.</p>
<p>-Not that much- answered Indi-. An extra day or so. But I think it would be worth it.</p>
<p>-Already tired of the snow?- I chuckled.</p>
<p>-Not yet. I am just curious.</p>
<p>-Maybe we could gather up some extra supplies- suggested Cat-. We’re starting to be short on them.</p>
<p>-It looks like a good place to hunt for food.- Nadya agreed.</p>
<p>Indi didn't seem so sure.</p>
<p>-Uhhh… Nope. As someone who grew up in a temple, I would advise against going into a sacred place and slaughtering the ones under its protection.</p>
<p>-I hadn't thought of it that way.- Said Cat.</p>
<p>-Gods won't be offended if we pick some berries, right?- I asked- If that place is such a fertile land there must be other edible things aside from animals.</p>
<p>Indi shrugged.</p>
<p>-I guess so.</p>
<p>-Maybe we can get some sap!</p>
<p>Argentea looked at me like I was talking about eating shoes.</p>
<p>-The sap of some trees is delicious, sweeter than honey! Well, I guess- I hadn't eaten honey in my entire life-. You just have to make a small hole in the bark, and collect the sap in a bottle…- Argentea’s stare didn't change- I swear it’s delicious!</p>
<p>Cat didn't back me up, as she had never developed a special taste for sweets, and everybody else seemed to find the sole idea of “bleeding a tree" disgusting, so I was stuck being that weird girl who is capable of eating the strangest things.</p>
<p>A night of rest and many hours of traveling (plus a few jokes about me being full of spiders because I had eaten them and found them delicious) later, we got to the sacred forest. It was much smaller yet full of much more life than we had expected. It was mostly composed of evergreens, which created a thick coat that acted as a protection against the wind and the snow. The ground was still covered in snow, but there were some patches of green grass growing shyly here and there. Even before we entered, we could see some bushes that were growing berries. In the frozen wasteland that Irrisen was, this place seemed like paradise.</p>
<p>We left Nadya behind to take care of the kids and the sleds and ventured into the sacred forest. We passed by a white hare, which stared at us fearlessly. It might have never seen a human or an elf before. Birds tweeted, perched on the branches of the trees, undisturbed by our presence. It would have been too easy to hunt there, but we had to respect the sanctity of that place, so we just collected berries, some firewood made out of a fallen tree and some roots that looked like turnip and hopefully would taste like turnip. I also managed to collect a full bottle of sweet sap, though I was never able to convince anyone to try it.</p>
<p>As we went deeper into the woods, we found the biggest tree that I had ever seen. It was thrice as tall as its surroundings, and at least five times wider. There was a big crack on one side, like it had been hit by lightning and we could see that it was hollow inside, yet it was still growing big and healthy like its core was intact.</p>
<p>-How weird!- I said- Let’s go to look at that!</p>
<p>As we had been told this was a sacred place, I expected the great tree to be some kind of sanctuary or place of worship where we could make some offerings. I ran towards it, followed by my sister, who shared my own curiosity. But as we approached, the biggest elk that we had ever seen appeared from behind the bushes, interposing his body between us and the hollow tree. He emitted a low menacing sound while lowering his head. We backed away a couple of steps, and the animal stayed in his place, still ready to startle us. Then we attempted to circle around him but he always maneuvered to keep his massive body in the middle to prevent us from reaching the great tree. Cat tried to calm the elk down and demonstrate that we meant no harm to him, but she only got him to emit a louder and more persistent menacing sound.</p>
<p>-This is not working- she whispered to me-. Let’s get back.</p>
<p>I obeyed. She was the expert.</p>
<p>-We should circle round the tree to approach it without being noticed.- I suggested as we got far enough from the watchful eyes of the animal.</p>
<p>-I am not completely sure.</p>
<p>-Come on! If we approach from the other side he won't notice us!</p>
<p>She was the expert. I should have paid attention, but I was just too curious, and Cat was easily convinced. It all went fine at first but, when we were only a few steps far from the entrance to the hollow tree, we ran into the giant elk charging towards us. He was too close, getting inside the tree before he rammed us was next to impossible.</p>
<p>I pointed towards him.</p>
<p>-Sleep.- I hissed.</p>
<p>The elk stumbled and stopped right in his tracks, falling asleep but still standing on his four legs.</p>
<p>-Let’s go!- I said. My sister started to run away, but she followed me when she realized that I was heading towards the open crack in the tree.</p>
<p>-What are we going to do when he wakes up?- She asked.</p>
<p>-We’ll decide later- I shrugged-. We haven't gotten so far to give up now.</p>
<p>The room inside the tree was much smaller than it seemed from the outside, and it was mostly empty, except for a stump that could make the function of a table or a chair. If it was a temple or a sanctuary, it was a very humble one.</p>
<p>-It looks like someone’s home.- Cat guessed.</p>
<p>To human standards, there was no way this could qualify as a home, but to kagonesti elves, who only in the harshest weather conditions built rudimentary refuges or tents, this was not just a home, but a pretty decent one.</p>
<p>There were no light sources, which was no impediment for my sister and I to see that the walls were fully covered in paintings and carvings. I couldn't decipher the meaning of the carved runes, but I recognized the stylized and schematic figures drawn in the wood with vibrant colors. My people, the kagonesti elves, refused to acknowledge the written language and used paintings as the only way of graphic communication. But what could a kagonesti elf be doing in Irrisen? Most locals (Nadya included) hadn't seen an elf before and mistook my sister and I for fey-blooded or strange-looking humans.</p>
<p>The paintings must be recent, as the colors hadn't started to fade yet. They represented mostly animals, all looking in the same direction, and some plants. The biggest one, which was faintly illuminated by the little light that came through the crack, was a big blue bird.</p>
<p>-This one represents a God, doesn't it?- Asked Cat.</p>
<p>-I think so.</p>
<p>I was pretty sure of that. It was one of the main deities among the kagonesti, but I couldn't remember which. That demonstrated how much of an education I had received from my kind and how much my sister and I cared about the Gods.</p>
<p>The rest of the paintings seemed to tell a story that I was excited to start deciphering, but that would have to wait. When we heard the elk emitting a loud call outside, we prepared to fight. He was too big to fit through the crack, but we were unsure of what kind of attention he could attract with his call.</p>
<p>At first we chose to stay inside the tree, at least that would keep the elk away. Then we heard the howling sounds mixed with Argentea’s battle cries and Indi’s invocations and we realized that we weren't the ones who were in trouble. We had to get out and help them… which could have been easy if it wasn't for the angry elk waiting for us.</p>
<p>As we got out, the animal charged again. My sister and I ran among the trees trying to evade him, but he was way faster than us.</p>
<p>-Can't you make him sleep again?- Cat asked.</p>
<p>-It will only work once!</p>
<p>The elk was on top of us. My sister rolled on the floor to avoid being rammed.</p>
<p>-Run!- she commanded me- Help the others!</p>
<p>I didn't like leaving my sister behind but I trusted her. She wasn't suicidal or given to heroic sacrifice. She knew well when to take a risk.</p>
<p>I ran. I could hear the sound of the battle clearly, so Argentea and Indi couldn't be far. When I got to them, Argentea was fighting a couple of worgs. Compared to them, the wolves that had attacked Orm a couple of days ago seemed like pups, but Argentea was doing a good job holding them back. She attacked with the side of her shield and the sword in its sheathe to avoid harming the animals, while Indi used his magic to make the vegetation grow and entangle the attackers. Of course the worgs didn't respond with the same kindness: their fangs had already caused some serious damage to Argentea, who had bleeding wounds on her hip and her legs.</p>
<p>I approached enough to get the worgs into the range of my magic and I made the one who was still unharmed fall asleep.</p>
<p>-Where’s Cat?- Asked Indi- We’ve got to get out of here!</p>
<p>-Here!- Answered my sister in the distance- I’m coming!</p>
<p>-I am almost done with this one.- grunted Argentea, delivering another shield bash to the head of the worg that was still standing, but the creature was tougher than it seemed and it wasn't knocked down. A sigh of frustration came from Argentea’s throat.</p>
<p>We had no time to lose: we had to get out before the other worg woke up if we didn't want to end up having to kill them. I used my magic again and put the last worg to sleep. Then I called out for my sister.</p>
<p>-I’m going, I’m going!- She repeated, but I could tell that she was having a hard time getting rid of the elk.</p>
<p>-Get back to the sleds, we are leaving.- Commanded Argentea, heading towards Cat. She wasn't leaving my sister to fate.</p>
<p>-Wait.</p>
<p>Argentea gave me a harsh look. She was probably expecting me to complain and refuse to leave without Cat. Nothing like that: I knew that if I stayed I would be nothing but a nuisance. But there was one last thing I could do. I laid my hand on Argentea and cast my best healing spell, wishing that it helped. Then I followed Indi to the sleds.</p>
<p>Nadya was waiting for us and calming the dogs, which were visibly nervous.</p>
<p>-Is it all fine? Were those howls winter wolves?</p>
<p>-Worgs- Indi answered. That seemed to relieve Nadya- We are leaving as soon as we can.</p>
<p>Nadya didn't even have to tell the kids to get on the sleds, they were already prepared to leave. Orm looked especially scared. What had happened a couple of nights ago was still fresh on his mind.</p>
<p>Only a few seconds passed before Cat appeared, panting between the trees. Her white cloak was damp and muddy. Nadya readied her bow, just in case she had to cover her retreat.</p>
<p>-Where’s Argentea?- Asked Nadya as she helped my sister to get on the sled.</p>
<p>-Behind me- Cat was out of breath-. Wait.</p>
<p>Of course, we were not leaving without her. We waited. And then waited some more. We could hear battle sounds nearby. I don't think that more than a few seconds passed before Argentea limped out of the woods, but they seemed like an eternity. The elk was close to her feet, but he ceased pursuing her as soon as she left the last tree behind. He remained there, standing, looking at us with an indecipherable stare.</p>
<p>Argentea got on the sled.</p>
<p>-Are you both alright?- I asked, as we got into motion. The dogs were happy to leave.</p>
<p>-That was exciting!- Said Cat, still breathless.</p>
<p>-My shield has developed mountains and valleys of its own. I might have a broken arm too.</p>
<p>Broken or not (we never knew) Indi’s magic and mine were enough to heal it, as well as the many bruises that both Argentea and Cat had.</p>
<p>-Thanks for your help.- my sister said, addressing Argentea with a big smile.</p>
<p>Argentea answered with her best Solamnic uptight scowl. She even seemed offended, but I was already starting to know her. She was only hiding that she felt flattered.</p>
<p>-It’s my duty.- She answered.</p>
<p>Cat’s smile became even wider. She said nothing, but I knew what that smile meant. With that gesture, Argentea had earned my sister’s unconditional trust, something that didn't happen easily.</p>
CHAPTER 37
We were already on our way, not far from the exit of the woods, discussing which road to take.
-While you were troll-hunting, Sylgja…- Indi started to say.
-I am not sure I want to know how that sentence ends.- Interrupted Argentea. I giggled.
-I shouldn't have healed you. You were much nicer before.- Joked Indi.
I was glad to have Argentea (almost) back to normal. She still looked more silent and absent-minded than usual, but at least she had regained her attitude.
-Go on,...
Kileanna
2018-03-12T22:25:37Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#72
2018-03-09T12:44:27Z
2018-03-08T16:16:44Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 36</b></p>
<p>The cave wasn't far from Sylgja’s home, so it didn't take us much time to reach it. At first the troll was nowhere to be seen, but as we got deeper into the cave, we were greeted by an axe wielding, moss covered, screaming maniac. Argentea (who was leading the way, with her unsheathed sword illuminating the cave thanks to my light spell) raised her shield in a defensive position to meet the attacker. As the enemy got closer to the light source we realized that something strange was going on: this was the weirdest troll we had ever seen.</p>
<p>The “troll" wasn't much bigger than us, and most of his features remained hidden by a thick layer of a green-ish mold that covered most of his body and a big part of his face. The few exposed parts under the mold looked unmistakingly human.</p>
<p>-This doesn't look like a troll to me!- Argentea said, blocking an axe blow with her shield.</p>
<p>I had a rough idea of what we could be dealing with.</p>
<p>-Aim for the mold, not for its host!</p>
<p>-Got it!- Cat answered while she sneaked past Argentea and the “troll”, so fast that the enemy didn't see her coming. She aimed close to the host’s head where the mold grew thickest, trying to cut off a big slice of it. To our surprise, the mold dodged the attack and Cat almost cut off one of the host’s ears- It moved! I swear it moved!- she cried out, apologetically.</p>
<p>-I didn't know it could do that!- parasitic fungi that were able to mind control people were common in tales, but I had never met one in person.</p>
<p>As far as I knew, the mold was intelligent, but it had too much of an alien mind for me to be able to influence it, so I focused on using my powers of fate manipulation. I touched Nadya to share a bit of my power with her before she attacked, and I saw the two possible futures unfolding in front of my eyes: in both, the arrow hit the mold. Fate manipulation is neither infallible nor always useful. As the two possibilities consolidated into a single reality, the arrow hit the mold, making part of it explode into a dusty substance.</p>
<p>I laughed, not because I found the situation funny, but to keep Nadya under the effect of my magic. Meanwhile, the controlled human kept making incoherent sounds while staring blindly at us and waving his axe like an automaton. Argentea was doing a great job, as usual, keeping him at bay while attempting to cut the mold off him with her blade. She delivered a well aimed hit on the mold near the chest of the host, which also exploded, covering her in a cloud of dust. She coughed, attempted to say something, and coughed some more.</p>
<p>Another arrow flew towards the parasite but, once again, it moved at the last moment, causing Nadya to hit the man under the mold. At the same time, the mold had started regenerating, spreading all over the host’s body again. Cat’s furious slashing seemed to be effective, but it also spread more dust (or more accurately, spores) into the air. And, if that wasn't enough, the parasite launched a sphere-shaped pod towards me, bursting into innumerable spores. I tried not to inhale them, but I accidentally took a deep breath after a long cackle. I immediately felt a numbing sensation, like I was in the middle of a dream, but I forced myself to stay focused.</p>
<p>-Don't breathe it!- I said. My own voice seemed distant, unreal.</p>
<p>I expected Argentea or even Cat to make a witty remark about how my advice was late, but I got no answer and I started worrying: I had only inhaled the spores once, but they had been doing it with each hit.</p>
<p>The mold kept regenerating, but we damaged it faster than it could heal itself. The host seemed to be determined to make it difficult for us, but we had faced much better fighters than him. His mind controlled attacks were predictable and unimaginative. In the end, Argentea delivered the final blow with her sword. There weren't any obvious signs of the mold being dead, but it had stopped regenerating and the host suddenly stopped fighting and looked at us in absolute confusion.</p>
<p>-Finngarth?- asked Nadya.</p>
<p>The man stared at Nadya for several seconds, having a hard time responding to such a simple question. He finally nodded.</p>
<p>-Your wife sent us to help you.- I explained. There was no reason to tell him that she thought him dead.</p>
<p>I am not sure if he was understanding what I was saying, but he smiled when I mentioned his wife.</p>
<p>-It will take him a few days to recover- I said-. How are you all feeling?- myself, I still felt a bit numb.</p>
<p>-Like I spent a whole night in a tavern, minus the good parts.- answered Cat. Whatever that meant.</p>
<p>-I feel so tired. I cannot think clearly.- Argentea’s speech was slower and much more erratic than usual. It was strange: I was used to being the one with the “ehs" and “uhms".</p>
<p>We helped Finngarth, removing the remains of the mold that were still attached to his body and healing the wounds that we had accidentally inflicted him with. After that, we returned to the cabin with Sylgja, Indi and the kids. The spores that we had inhaled must have some mind-numbing toxin that allowed the mold to control people more easily, and I expected Indi to be able to do something to help us recover faster.</p>
<p>As we returned, Sylgja came out of the cabin to greet us, followed by Indi and the kids. They looked like a happy family: even the children, with their hair as red as Nadya’s, could have been Sylgja’s sons. I took care to not share my thoughts, though, as I didn't think that Nadya would have liked hearing them. Anyway, as soon as Sylgja saw Finnegarth, she forgot about everything else and ran towards him to meet him in a tight embrace. He returned the gesture, seemingly comforted by her touch. For a while they didn't seem to have eyes for anyone else in the world. Even when we explained what happened, Sylgja was too happy about having her husband back to pay much attention to anything else. When I told her that it would take quite a few days for Finngarth to recover, she didn't seem especially concerned.</p>
<p>-I will take good care of him until he is back in shape.- she answered with a smile.</p>
<p>-I can help him, if you wish.- suggested Indi with a softer voice than I had ever heard from him.</p>
<p>-Save your magic for your friends, dear- she answered-. They have a long trip ahead, they will need it more than us. You can always heal him tomorrow, or the day after.</p>
<p>-Wait, what?- Nadya seemed to be really pissed off- Indi is coming with us too!</p>
<p>-You cannot decide for him. He told me he’d stay here.</p>
<p>Nadya gave Indi an ice cold stare.</p>
<p>-You told her what?</p>
<p>-I can't just leave her here all by herself, and she doesn't want to come with us.</p>
<p>-Now her husband is back- Nadya was about to lose her temper-. Her husband.</p>
<p>-There’s enough room here for three.- said Sylgja in an absolutely innocent tone.</p>
<p>-Indi. She. Is. Married.</p>
<p>-I am not jealous- Indi protested-. And I haven't heard Finngarth complaining.</p>
<p>No, he hadn't complained. Nor had Argentea, for that matter. Normally she wouldn't have wasted such a good opportunity to pick on Indi, and still she remained silent. She must be feeling much worse than she looked. Indi’s behaviour wasn't normal either. Under his careless facade, Indi had a bigger sense of responsibility than it seemed, and he was a loyal friend. I couldn't believe he was so willing to abandon us to live with a woman that he just met… unless there was mind-affecting magic involved. Though Sylgja seemed to mean no harm to us, I could picture her charming Indi in her fear of being left alone again. A charm spell was something rather inoffensive that messed with emotions at a very basic level, but it could get someone who disliked you to be nice or make someone that already felt attracted to you absolutely enamored.</p>
<p>-Sylgja, we need him- I said. I didn't want to throw a direct accusation at her. She didn't seem like a bad person to me and I hoped that she was reasonable-. We are on a very dangerous trip and we need Indi if we intend to survive.</p>
<p>I could see that Indi was flattered. This time I spoke to him, using my best soft, charming voice.</p>
<p>-You can come back when we are done, but we are together in this. We need you.</p>
<p>I could also be kinda manipulative from time to time, though I really felt what I said. Indi looked at Sylgja. He seemed dubious about what to do.</p>
<p>-It’s fine- said Nadya in a harsh tone-. If you are going to let us down, better do it before we reach Whitethrone.</p>
<p>Indi looked like he'd been slapped in the face. Sylgja looked at him with sad eyes.</p>
<p>-So, are you leaving?</p>
<p>-I guess I have to.- answered Indi, with the same conviction of someone who has to get out of bed early.</p>
<p>-Come back to visit us when you are done.</p>
<p>Indi promised he would, and we left. We still had many hours of daylight ahead and we wanted to make good use of them. As we left, I explained to the rest of the group how I believed Indi to be under a charm spell, which seemed to calm down Nadya just a bit.</p>
<p>Even after the spell faded, just a few minutes later, Indi wasn't upset with Sylgja. Like me, he believed Sylgja wasn't really human, but some kind of fey or other forest creature, and he didn't want to judge her by human standards.</p>
<p>-I still don't understand why you considered staying with her.- nagged Nadya.</p>
<p>Indi smiled at her.</p>
<p>-You know, I have always had a thing for redheads.</p>
<p>Nadya didn't answer. After that, she didn't bring up the topic again.</p>
CHAPTER 36
The cave wasn't far from Sylgja’s home, so it didn't take us much time to reach it. At first the troll was nowhere to be seen, but as we got deeper into the cave, we were greeted by an axe wielding, moss covered, screaming maniac. Argentea (who was leading the way, with her unsheathed sword illuminating the cave thanks to my light spell) raised her shield in a defensive position to meet the attacker. As the enemy got closer to the light source we realized that something strange...
Kileanna
2018-03-08T16:16:44Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#71
2018-03-04T10:32:22Z
2018-03-04T09:44:57Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 35</b></p>
<p>The next morning, Indi used his magic to cleanse the food and make it edible again. To be honest, everything looked better than ever. Some of our supplies weren't as fresh as they should have been before the fey spoiled them, and Indi made them look (and taste) like they were back to their glory days.</p>
<p>After a scarce but fulfilling meal, we were ready for another day of travel, which was again uneventful, aside from the usual inconveniences of the weather. In the evening, after camping, we even managed to hunt down a doe, which would provide food for at least a couple of days. Mjoli had been the one to spot her behind the bushes, and he felt really proud of himself. Nadya had called him “a real hunter" which had made Orm a bit jealous. In the end, Nadya allowed Orm to be the one to collect the wood for the campfire the next day and he felt proud of being entitled with such an important task… a task that I had performed all the previous days and that wasn't exciting in the slightest.</p>
<p>The next evening, while we were setting up the campsite, Orm left to collect some firewood. We were on the border of a forest, so it shouldn't be difficult to find some dry wood for the campfire.</p>
<p>-Don't go too far, and come back before it gets too dark- instructed Nadya-. It’s going to start snowing.
<br />
-Okay, Mom…- answered Orm, and he left, almost running, making a tired face when his mother stopped looking at him. He had probably heard that speech too many times.</p>
<p>When we were done setting up camp, Orm still hadn't returned and it had started snowing like Nadya predicted.</p>
<p>-He cannot have gone too far.- said Cat, and then she cried out Orm’s name twice. There was no answer.
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-He is a good child. He cannot have disobeyed me.
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-Good children can disobey too- said Cat looking at me. I answered with my own stare, begging her not to bring back embarrassing childhood memories. Luckily for me, she didn't. She was more concerned about the lost kid-. Let’s find him before it starts snowing too much. </p>
<p>It was easier said than done: the snow had already covered most of Orm’s footprints, making it hard to follow his tracks. Argentea and Nadya stayed at the campsite with Mjoli, while I left with Indi and my sister to search for Orm. Nadya might be the our best tracker alongside Cat, but she was just too nervous to be of use, and we didn't want her around either, in case something terrible had happened to the boy.</p>
<p>We were searching for Orm until it started to get dark. I had to cast a light spell so Indi could see, though the heavy snowfall didn't allow us to see a lot anyway. We wandered around the woods for a long time calling the boy's name, but he was nowhere to be found.</p>
<p>-He has already been away for too long.- pointed out Indi after a while.</p>
<p>We were tired of searching and we were starting to slow down. Indi had always been the pragmatic one, so I feared that he might be about to suggest giving up on our search and getting back before we got lost too. But instead of that, he told us to move faster.</p>
<p>-I don't wanna be the one to explain to Nadya why she only has one kid left, so we’d better hurry up before it’s too late.</p>
<p>Finally, Cat found some footprints in the snow. Orm couldn't be far. We called out his name, and this time we got an answer: a single high pitched cry that allowed us to have a rough idea of his location. I sent Nina to scout ahead while we ran as quick as we could, following the direction of the voice.</p>
<p>We reached a clearing where Orm was standing on top of a fallen trunk, which wasn't high enough to keep him out of reach of the jaws of the hungry wolves that hounded him. Like most wolves, these three animals were naturally afraid of humans, and they hadn't gathered up the courage to strike, so they were still circling around the terrified boy and snapping bites at him.</p>
<p>As we approached the clearing, the wolves turned to face us, ready to pick a fight to protect their meal. I immediately put one of them to sleep, while Cat and Indi took care of the other two and sent them running after the first blows: the wolves had no interest in fighting enemies who were stronger than them. Despite them being gone, Orm remained immobile and even paler than usual, until Cat took him in her arms. Then he pressed himself against her chest and mumbled:</p>
<p>-I got lost. I didn't want to go so far.</p>
<p>Indi tapped the boy on the head, making his hat fall over his eyes.</p>
<p>-Don't worry, kid. Just don't tell your mother about the wolves, or she won't let you go out on your own until you’re married. We’ll just tell her that you got lost, alright?</p>
<p>The kid nodded, feeling much more calm now that he knew that we wouldn't be telling his mother. Kids and their strange priorities.
<br />
After we picked up the fallen firewood and got back to the campsite, night had already fallen and we were all hungry and exhausted. Nadya was so happy to have Orm back safely that she forgot to ask any questions about what had happened to him, which was probably for the best because Cat was the worst liar ever.</p>
<p>Orm was the first one to fall asleep, as emotionally and physically fatigued as he was, and we soon joined him. It had been a long day and we would have to get up early if we wanted to get across the woods in a single day’s journey. Wolves were possibly the least dangerous creatures that we might find inhabiting the woods, and we didn't want to stay in them longer than necessary.</p>
<p>The journey ended up being much easier than we expected, as there was enough distance between the trees to allow the sleds to pass without impediment and the weather was calm, if colder than usual. It wasn't noon yet when we got to the middle of the forest, and it was about an hour later when we spotted a wooden cabin right in front of us. A thin line of smoke rose from the chimney, and as we approached we could smell what seemed to be a delicious stew. I hadn't eaten anything since dawn, so I couldn't help but start feeling hungry.</p>
<p>-This is so strange- said Nadya-. Why would anyone live here in the middle of nowhere?</p>
<p>Maybe they just wanted to stay away from the tyranny of the Winter Witches, I thought. But Cat was faster than me in her answer:
<br />
-Why would anyone would like to live in a town governed by a witch?
<br />
Nadya was about to answer, but then a woman came out of the house and waved at us. She was tall and strikingly beautiful, with hair as red as autumn leaves flowing from under a green hooded cloak. She approached us fearlessly, apparently delighted to see us. She introduced herself as Sylgja and, after the presentations, she invited us to enter her cabin and share her meal. Argentea and Nadya seemed especially suspicious of her: nobody had been so kind and helpful since our arrival in Irrisen. We were so curious that we decided to trust her for the moment, though Argentea didn't lift her hand from the grip of her blade and Cat seemed ready to unsheathe her kukris.</p>
<p>-I don't get a lot of visitors, much less a group of skilled warriors, so this is a big event for me!- Sylgja’s enthusiasm seemed to come in increments. She laid one hand on Indi’s shoulder and another on his staff- Look at all those big weapons! How good are you with them?
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-Only the best, of course!- Indi answered with a flirty tone. Sylgja seemed interested and Indi wasn't the kind to turn down a beautiful woman.
<br />
-Then maybe you could do me a small favor.- the woman said in a soft, charming voice.
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-Ha! I knew it! Nobody’s so kind unless they expect to gain something from you!- far from being offended, Cat seemed much more relaxed now. She had always been suspicious of people who were too nice without a reason.
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-I am sorry. It wasn't my intention to seem too demanding- Sylgja’s face changed to reflect such grief that I felt the sudden urge to comfort her-. I just thought you wanted to help me.
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-Tell us- I said-. Maybe we can help.</p>
<p>The woman’s expression brightened up again. I couldn't tell if she was a master manipulator or just a very emotional person. Maybe she was a bit of both.</p>
<p>-There is a troll living in a cave uphill. I didn't know about it until about a week ago… when I went out to look for my husband… He went hunting near the cave… and that troll killed and devoured him!
<br />
Indi stepped back when Sylgja mentioned a husband but as grief cracked her voice again, he approached her again and put his arm around her shoulders.
<br />
-Did you see it happen?- asked Argentea.
<br />
-I have seen the troll at a distance many times, but I don't dare approach it. It would kill me too!
<br />
-What I actually mean is: are you sure your husband isn't still alive?
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-Why would a dim-witted, foul-smelling, dirty moss troll keep Finngarth as a prisoner? If he wasn't dead he would have come back to me- Sylgja’s desperation was evident-. And yet, I don't want to lose all hope- she sighed and laid her head on Indi’s shoulder-. I feel so lonely here by myself…
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-We will find out what happened to your husband- said Nadya with an unusually aggressive voice, staring at Sylgja with fire in her eyes, before standing up and heading to the door. I’d swear she was jealous-. Who will stay here with the kids?</p>
<p>Her last words seemed to imply: “because I am not leaving them alone with this woman".</p>
<p>-Indi will stay here with me.</p>
<p>Indi laughed. He seemed to find the situation funny and I could tell that he found Sylgja’s attentions (and Nadya’s jealousy) flattering.</p>
<p>-The lady has spoken. She has decided for me.
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-Would you like to stay and live here with me? This place is much better than Whitethrone, or anywhere else in Irrisen.</p>
<p>That caught Indi off guard.</p>
<p>-What? No, I can't, I have... responsibilities.
<br />
-The Evil Druid has learned a new word- Argentea smirked-. You can stay if you wish, we will manage well without you if that’s what you want.
<br />
-Glad to know that I’m expendable, but this is as much my responsibility as it is yours. Nobody’s freezing Zeboim’s seas unless she wants them frozen.</p>
<p>Argentea grunted: she didn't have a good answer for that. Indi dedicated her a triumphant smile.</p>
<p>-Let’s go.- commanded Nadya, who still seemed kinda upset.</p>
<p>So we followed her, heading uphill towards the troll’s cave. But as we exited Sylgja’s cabin, Cat noticed something strange in the snow.</p>
<p>-Look at the footprints- she said-: there are many of them heading towards the house but none leaving it.</p>
<p>That was strange. There were many magical creatures of the forest, like hags and fey, who were able to walk without leaving footprints or any other trace. Sylgja was a rather strange woman, but could she be something other than human? For as long as I could remember, I had been able to do something very similar to that, and I was just an elf (a strange one, but an elf anyway), so there was a chance that it was nothing important, but still, it made me even more curious about that mysterious red haired woman.</p>
CHAPTER 35
The next morning, Indi used his magic to cleanse the food and make it edible again. To be honest, everything looked better than ever. Some of our supplies weren't as fresh as they should have been before the fey spoiled them, and Indi made them look (and taste) like they were back to their glory days.
After a scarce but fulfilling meal, we were ready for another day of travel, which was again uneventful, aside from the usual inconveniences of the weather. In the evening, after...
Kileanna
2018-03-04T09:44:57Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#70
2018-03-04T10:32:26Z
2018-02-28T09:47:41Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 34</b></p>
<p>It was the second day of our journey. According to Nadya, if everything went fine, we still had a full week ahead before we reached our destination in Winterthrone, and we still had to make a stop in the nearby village of Ellsprin, where Nadya's sister-in-law lived. Winterthrone would be too dangerous for the two sons of a peasant, especially when we took into account what we intended to do: steal Baba Yaga's dancing hut as her Black Rider had told us to do. Right now, the Witch Queen was our best chance to close the Winter Portals: if the actual queen of Irrisen, Elvanna, had risen against her, and was also responsible for the creation of the Portals as we thought, finding Baba Yaga seemed like the most sensible thing to do. In addition, if the source of my mysterious magic really had something to do with Baba Yaga, maybe she would be able to shed some light on who I really was and where I came from.
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In the last few months, the nightmares and the sensation of being called had been growing in intensity to the point that they were next to impossible to ignore. Because of that, I felt that anything that could ease my mind and my heart would be fine.</p>
<p>The weather did nothing to make our journey easier, but aside from that, it was an uneventful and easy trip so far. Orm and Mjoli's addition to the group did wonders to cheer everyone up. They recovered from the shock as fast as only children can, and they were handling the situation with integrity. After all they heard from their neighbors, they had good reasons to believe their sister was being held at Winterthrone by Nazhena and that their mother was coming to the rescue, which made them really excited about the journey. At their age, they still believed that there wasn't anything their mother couldn't do.</p>
<p>Despite the chilly winds that slowed our pace, the sky was sunny and clear, so when we saw a black cloud forming on the horizon we immediately realized that something strange was going on. It was about noon when we first noticed it, and it continued growing in size and approaching as the hours went by.</p>
<p>-That must be the biggest flock of birds I have ever seen- Nadya said after observing the cloud for a while.
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-I bet they are crows.- Cat guessed.
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-You can count on it. Nazhena must have sent them to check what happened at the Pale Tower, because they are coming towards us.</p>
<p>I just saw a big strange cloud. If they said they were crows, I would have to believe them. My previous encounters with crows hadn't been very pleasant, so I'd rather have the cloud be anything but crows.</p>
<p>-We have to hunt them down- said Nadya later, as the cloud got closer-. If we kill them all they won't be able to inform Nazhena.
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-If she doesn't have already all the information that she needs.- objected Argentea.
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-Then why is she sending crows?- Cat asked.
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-Right.</p>
<p>Though I didn't like the idea of getting into trouble with crows again, I understood why Nadya wanted to keep some information from Nazhena, like the fact that we were traveling with children now, which made us vulnerable, so I agreed with her plan of hunting down the birds. Based on the size of the flock, there must be hundreds of them, but we trusted Indi’s magical powers to blast most of the crows off before they got to us. Nadya, Cat, and Argentea should be able to shoot down the remaining ones and, if everything else failed and they got really close, my spiders have proven to be effective against them. Meanwhile, the twins, Nina, and the owl would remain hidden in the sleds under thick blankets. Getting Nadya’s companion to stay there and not move was already quite a chore but finally she calmed down when one of the twins (I still wasn't able to tell one from the other) held her in his arms.</p>
<p>The hunt itself didn't go as well as we expected. First, Indi’s best damaging spells couldn't reach the flock until it was pretty close and, even then, they weren't wide enough to catch most of the birds in a single spell. That meant that we had to rely on arrows to attract them to our position and then we had to be really quick finishing them off before they got to us. Seeing them covering the sun as they fell upon us was enough to make me wonder how sensible had it been to attract their attention.</p>
<p>Everybody did as expected: Indi was able to get rid of about half of the birds all on his own, and many others fell from the arrows, but they were approaching too quickly and there were too many. I vomited a spider swarm to shield us, but they only reached the crows that were flying closer to the ground. Once again, I was surrounded by birds who were pecking, scratching and flapping at me.</p>
<p>-Why do they hate me so much?- I cried out in pain.</p>
<p>I ran away from them (and from the spiders) the best I could, considering that the blood and the pain were clouding my vision again. Indi cast another spell. He and Nadya had remained close to the sleds, which kept them from being engulfed by the cloud of crows.</p>
<p>-Where are they? I can't see!- I heard my sister crying out. They had to be controlled by magic somehow, or trained to go directly for the eyes. Such viciousness wasn't normal.</p>
<p>Just like last time, when their numbers had been drastically cut down the remaining birds attempted to flee. My sister and I were blinded, so we couldn't be of much help, but Indi and Nadya did a superb job finishing off the surviving birds. We didn't even have to worry about the ravenous spiders: Indi had blasted them alongside the crows.</p>
<p>This time, healing my wounds was easier: among the scrolls we got in the Pale Tower, there were a couple of them containing specific spells to restore eyesight. After Indi used one of those on me, I had enough skill to treat Cat's wounds without using magic. Our magical resources were still too limited to waste them unnecessarily. At least the kids were fine, our wounds were easily treatable, and we were able to continue our journey without having suffered any losses.</p>
<p>We set up camp at late evening, and though our hunting patrol (also known as Indi, Nadya and Cat) didn't manage to bring anything for dinner, we still had enough supplies for a few more days… which could have changed the following night.</p>
<p>At the end of another tiring day and unsuccessful hunt for food, we set up camp and, after a fulfilling meal, we retired to our tent to sleep. I didn't mind having just one tent, despite the lack of privacy and the occasional foot-on-face, but I was very embarrassed about having my nightmares in front of so many people, and afraid of not letting them sleep.</p>
<p>Indi took the first watch as he usually did, so he could get a full night of sleep before getting up at dawn to commune with his Goddess. My sister was already asleep, breathing heavily on the top of my head, which I found comforting.</p>
<p>I was starting to feel the numbness that preceded the loss of consciousness when Indi cried out “intruders” and Nina started hooting. Cat, despite having been deeply asleep just a few seconds before, was the first one to get out of the tent, ready to fight: her ability to get in and out of sleep effortlessly never ceased to amaze me. Nadya got out right after her, while Argentea spent a couple of extra seconds wrapping the straps of her shield around her arm and taking her sword. I got out to see what was happening but I knew this battle wasn't for me: magic has its own rules, and if I don't get roughly eight hours of uninterrupted rest I am absolutely unable to concentrate to memorize my daily spells. Even if casting a single spell or channeling energy to my hair doesn't seem like a big effort, it is the mental equivalent of lifting a heavy weight and it renders me exhausted. Unless the enemies were especially tough and the group really needed my help, I didn't want to delay our journey just because of a couple of spells.</p>
<p>I made the right choice. The “enemies” weren't bigger than Nina, and were more interested in the supplies on the sleds than in picking a fight. They had oversized bat ears, tiny red eyes, a mouth twisted in a permanent grin full of sharp teeth and that blueish skin that all the winter-touched fey from Irrisen seemed to have. As the arrows started to fly and Cat and Indi charged towards them, they just fled back to the woods. They were small, stealthy, and only my sister and I had a good night vision, so we didn't even bother to chase them up.</p>
<p>-They were probably just hungry- Argentea guessed-. Is anything missing?</p>
<p>Cat and Indi approached the sleds and lifted the blanket that was covering the supplies.</p>
<p>-Maggots!- Cat cursed.
<br />
-What’s wrong?- I asked, running towards the sleds.
<br />
-Maggots. Real maggots.
<br />
-Those pocket-sized saboteurs have spoiled our food.- added Indi.</p>
<p>As I approached I noticed the foul smell. The meat was rotting and full of maggots. The cheese, the bread and the very few vegetables that we had were covered in blueish mold, and we didn't even dare to check what had happened to the liquids.</p>
<p>-This is disgusting- said Argentea, making the most obvious remark of the day. She looked at me-. Can you use your magic to fix it?
<br />
I shrugged.
<br />
-I can add spiders to the maggots.</p>
<p>Indi coughed.</p>
<p>-I can fix it, thank you for asking- he smiled-. Or at least I will be able to tomorrow.
<br />
-I guess we can wait.- said Argentea. She kept staring at the spoiled food like she was about to throw up. I found her reaction funny: it was obvious that she had never had to scavenge for food.
<br />
We removed all the spoiled supplies from the sleds to keep them from contaminating our other belongings and then went back to sleep. Waiting until the next day to purify the food was probably a good idea anyway: if the fey saboteurs believed that they had succeeded they wouldn't bother us again. Still, they made me worry: had their attack on our supplies been casual or had someone sent them after us? I thought about it for a while until I finally surrendered to sleep, so tired that I didn't wake up until I felt the daylight on my face.</p>
CHAPTER 34
It was the second day of our journey. According to Nadya, if everything went fine, we still had a full week ahead before we reached our destination in Winterthrone, and we still had to make a stop in the nearby village of Ellsprin, where Nadya's sister-in-law lived. Winterthrone would be too dangerous for the two sons of a peasant, especially when we took into account what we intended to do: steal Baba Yaga's dancing hut as her Black Rider had told us to do. Right now, the Witch...
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2018-02-28T09:47:41Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#69
2018-02-24T09:01:53Z
2018-02-23T19:14:58Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 33</b></p>
<p>I slept reasonably well that night, though the nightmares were there as usual. I woke up so late that Nina was already sleeping and I had to wake her up so I could get my daily spells. I finally got the proper spell to mend Argentea's torn dress, so I did it as soon as I could and hurried up to join the rest of the group to give Argentea a pleasant surprise. But when I got to them, Cat and Argentea seemed very concerned and I momentarily forgot about the dress.</p>
<p>-Nadya left with the first lights- my sister explained to me-. She told me that her daughter was calling for her.
<br />
-She has lost it- said Argentea-. This has been too much for her.
<br />
-It might be true, who knows?- I interjected- But she shouldn't have gone on her own. The woods are dangerous and it could also be a trap.</p>
<p>Honestly, I believed that Argentea's guess was correct, but wasn't I following a call that I didn't even know where it came from? How couldn't I give Nadya the benefit of the doubt? But still her behavior worried me and I feared that she could do something that we all regretted in that state.</p>
<p>We wore our heavier clothes to go out to the woods to find her, but as we were ready to leave Cat saw a figure approaching the tower. It was Nadya! And she brought company: on her forearm perched a female snowy owl, younger than Nina. As the gates of the tower opened, Nadya rushed towards up, happily greeting us.</p>
<p>-I found her! She was calling me!</p>
<p>We all stared at her in confusion.</p>
<p>-It's Thora. The gods sent her back to me.</p>
<p>Cat was petrified. Argentea looked away like this wasn't going with her. I didn't know what to say.</p>
<p>-Is that possible?- Argentea asked me. I had apparently become the expert in strange things and snowy owls.</p>
<p>I didn't really believe that the animal was Thora: she had been missing for just a few weeks, and we had released her soul from the doll only a couple of days ago, while the owl was almost an adult. Of course, with the gods all could make sense, but it was still hard to believe that they would trap the soul of a young girl just to please her mother. Though I could picture this owl being a guardian animal of sorts, sent by gods or by Thora herself to protect her. But seeing Nadya smiling again, I couldn't gather the courage to tell her what I really thought: that her daughter was gone, possibly forever.</p>
<p>-I am not an expert in godly matters, so I cannot say. Maybe.- I finally answered without much conviction.
<br />
-You don't believe me, do you?- asked Nadya, not just to me but to all of us.
<br />
-I believe that Thora might have sent you someone to watch over you.- I finally said.
<br />
-This is Thora.- she insisted.</p>
<p>She really needed to believe. Maybe in the future she would be at peace with the loss of her daughter and she'd be more reasonable, but until that time came we'd have to cope with her calling her new companion by her dead daughter's name, as creepy as it might seem.
<br />
Meanwhile, Nina remained napping, perched on my arm: as she wasn't a real owl she never showed the slightest interest in socializing with other owls. Some time later, when I learned to communicate with Nina, I asked her about Nadya's companion out of curiosity. Her answer was: "She's just an owl, she's not very clever. She's so boring".</p>
<p>After packing everything up, which took us most of the morning, we left the Pale Tower to get back to Waldsby, though we didn't expect to stay there for long. Nadya was adamant about guiding us to Winterthrone: she still had pending issues with Nazhena, and she didn't feel safe in Waldsby either, after all that had happened. She had some family living near Winterthrone and she wanted to take Orm and Mjoli with them so they didn't end suffering the same fate as Thora.</p>
<p>As we got back to the village, we noticed that something wasn't right. The air smelled of smoke and even from a certain distance we could see that the burned building had burned again and was reduced to ashes. We met Kashka, Nadya's neighbor, on our way to Nadya's home. As we saluted her, she looked at us in panic, made a sign against the evil eye and limped away towards her home. Otherwise, the streets were almost empty.</p>
<p>As we approached Nadya's home, we saw Indi waving at us from the window.</p>
<p>-Welcome back! Get in, quick!</p>
<p>Orm and Mjoli ran to their mother crying out loud and almost tripping her to the ground. At first they both asked for Thora in unison, as they were convinced that their mother had been away to bring Thora back. They were very disappointed about their sister not being back, as Nadya (fortunately) didn't explain to them her theory about her new friend owl. "They are too young to understand" she would tell us later. But after I gave them the cookies that I had picked up at the Pale Tower they cheered up a bit and started telling their mother what they had been doing in her absence.</p>
<p>-Indi wouldn't let us play outdoors so we built a fortress under the table!- said one of the kids.
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-It isn't a fortress, it is a pirate ship!- corrected the other.</p>
<p>A pirate ship? That had to be Indi's doing. He came from a coastal town and his mother, as he had told us, was well known for dealing with noblemen and pirates alike.</p>
<p>-It is, indeed!- Indi laughed out loud- And you are slacking! Get back on board, swabs, I have to speak with your mother.
<br />
-Yeeees, captain!- screamed the kids in unison, and then they left running out to the kitchen. That wouldn't be the last time that Indi's fascination for pirates came up... by then I still thought it was kinda funny.</p>
<p>As the kids left, Indi's face turned serious.</p>
<p>-What's going on?- Nadya demanded to know.
<br />
-I went out twice since you left. People seem to be pretty... nervous around here. I feared for the kids' security. Especially after the burned building burned again.
<br />
That was the building where we were holding the prisoners. That it had burned to its roots was kinda suspicious, and the fact that Indi was the one who wanted the prisoners dead didn't help.
<br />
-So it just ignited on its own, right?- asked Argentea in an accusatory tone.
<br />
-Maybe it was the will of the gods.- said Indi with a beatific smile.
<br />
-Which god... or which goddess?
<br />
-It's already done- I intervened with a conciliatory voice-, we are not solving anything by arguing. Let it be.</p>
<p>Argentea grunted.</p>
<p>-I'm keeping an eye on you, Evil Druid.</p>
<p>Indi chuckled and headed towards the kitchen, where the children were being especially noisy.</p>
<p>-Maybe I'd like that.- he said with big toothy grin as he left.
<br />
-No. Definitely not.- she answered, but Indi had already left, followed by Nadya. Cat went out to untie the dogs from the sleds and attend them. They were as tired as we were, but at least we counted on resting for a day or two in Waldsby before leaving to Whitethrone. That would allow us all (dogs included) to get a well deserved rest.</p>
<p>While Cat was taking care of the dogs and Nadya was telling a kid-friendly version of what had happened in the Pale Tower to Indi and the children, I suddenly recalled that I was still keeping the dress that I had mended for Argentea. With all the deal with Nadya I had completely forgotten about it. I was surprised by Argentea's gratitude when I gave the dress back to her. The spell that I had used was really simple and cost me no effort, but she reacted like I had put a lot of time and effort into it. I felt a bit overwhelmed: I didn't deserve so much gratitude!</p>
<p>I helped her take off her armor, and we talked for a while. I had already begun to joke about her having to take me as her squire.</p>
<p>-I am still a squire myself.- she answered. But it wasn't like the Knights of Solamnia would take among their ranks someone who didn't descend from a Solamnic family and didn't have a single drop of human blood running through her veins... not to speak about the magic. The Knights of Solamnia seemed to abhor and despise non-godly magic.</p>
<p>I don't even know how it happened this time. One moment we were having a pretty normal talk, the next we were putting our clothes on and wondering how we had ended up like that again. I had always had strong impulses, but I seemed to have an inability to control them when she was close. She just let herself go. It was all my scent's fault, she said.</p>
<p>When we got out of the room Nadya was waiting for us. She gave us a killer stare.</p>
<p>-What were you two doing?</p>
<p>Argentea went pale. I blushed.</p>
<p>-You heard us?- I asked, evidently embarrassed.
<br />
-You don't realize how noisy the two of you are, do you?
<br />
-I am sorry, I...
<br />
-What would have happened if the kids had heard you? What if they had entered the room?</p>
<p>Argentea went from white to red. The kids were in the kitchen with Cat and Indi and they were all screaming so loud that I was surprised that they could hear anything but themselves.</p>
<p>-What's up with the kids?- I asked in confusion.
<br />
-They could have seen you!
<br />
-And?</p>
<p>I truly didn't understand where the big deal was. To me the course of action in that case was pretty clear: tell the kids to get out, and later explain to them what had happened. But humans seemed to like making big dramas out of small things.</p>
<p>-So you don't mind doing perverted things in front of children?
<br />
-We weren't doing anything perverted!- I protested- I seriously don't understand why you are so upset. I know you humans are different, but kagonesti elves are much more open about sex.
<br />
-So flashing it all in front of kids is something absolutely normal to you- I hadn't said that, I didn't mean that at all, but I was so nervous that the right words wouldn't come. And Argentea wouldn't help. She was frozen solid-. You are sick. You and your people. And you...- she turned to face the statue at my side- you are human. What is your excuse?
<br />
-I am really sorry, Nadya- Argentea mumbled-. I just didn’t think...
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-I bet you didn't. You can do whatever you want, I don't care. But not in my home, and stay away from my children.</p>
<p>I wanted to answer something, but words kept evading me and Nadya was leaving. She headed up to the kitchen, to return a few seconds later in my sister's company. They sat in a corner and spent quite a long time arguing in whispers while looking at me every once in a while. Argentea and I felt too embarrassed to talk about what had happened, so I focused on identifying and studying the scrolls that we had looted from the Pale Tower while Argentea stared out from the window, seemingly lost in her thoughts.</p>
<p>After some time, Nadya approached me, speaking to me in a conciliatory tone.</p>
<p>-I am sorry- she said-, I might have overreacted before. I understand that you come from a different culture, but you have to respect that I want to wait to explain certain things to my sons until I consider that they are prepared.
<br />
-I do.</p>
<p>I thought that Nadya hid too many things from her sons to keep them safe, like Thora's death, and I believed that it would be more painful for them when they learned the truth. But I respected her choices and I would never dare to act against them.</p>
<p>-I am sorry- I added-. I never meant to cause trouble. We just got carried away, and there wasn't any problem the last time.
<br />
-The last time? Is there a last time? Here?- I shyly nodded- Nevermind. I'd rather not know.</p>
<p>Having said that, she headed towards Argentea.</p>
<p>-Ah, Nadya- she greeted with a serious tone-. Come here, take a look.
<br />
-What's up?- Nadya looked out from the window as Argentea spoke.
<br />
-There's a lot of people on the streets. I don't like this.</p>
<p>I went to the other window to see what was going on. Argentea was right: there were too many people on the streets, and they seemed to be gathering in a crowd.</p>
<p>-We are in trouble.- I stated as a matter of fact. My sister and I had been "politely invited" to leave an elven settlement after something bad happened so many times that I was already pretty used to it. Blaming the strange red haired girl was a popular policy among kagonesti elves.
<br />
-Don't worry- said Nadya-, after all that happened these days it's only normal that they are somewhat nervous, especially if they have gotten news of what happened at the Pale Tower.
<br />
-Argentea is right- intervened Cat-. I have seen this happen before, and I don't like it either.</p>
<p>Nadya trusted her neighbors. They were her friends, her hunting companions, the people who had helped her after her husband died. But they were also the people who did nothing when Nazhena took Thora from her, I thought. I couldn't help but think about the guards who have chosen to die before having to face the wrath of the Duchess. Fear and desperation lead people to take unexpected courses of action.</p>
<p>While we talked, the crowd began approaching Nadya's home. I couldn't say that Nadya wasn't concerned, but she was convinced of being able to solve everything by talking to her neighbors.
<br />
She left the house, and we all followed her, even the children. Indi told them to go back inside, but they protested and squirreled away from him to see what was going on.</p>
<p>I immediately recognized the woman from the inn in the middle of the mob, speaking out louder than anyone, accusing us of dooming the town. There were also claims among the crowd saying that the duchess would forgive them if they presented her our bodies when she came back, all of that combined with different words of hate and fear.
<br />
Nadya took a step forward and addressed the mob.</p>
<p>-Stop! Don't come closer!- she spoke in Skald but I followed her speech without much difficulty- We have to stop acting out of fear! You want to take these foreigners to Nazhena to placate her because you are afraid of her fury, but if you let them go I swear that you won't have to fear her anymore.
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-You too, Nadya- hissed the innkeeper-. This is all your fault. These strangers have poisoned your mind and you have helped them to bring doom to our village.
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-Duchess Nazhena is the best ruler we have ever had!- said someone else in the middle of the crowd- She released us from the tyranny of her mother, have you already forgotten that?
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-Have you already forgotten Thora?- interjected Nadya- Have you forgotten the whole family that Nazhena burned alive?
<br />
-They were traitors- I recognized Kashka's voice-. And you should have disciplined your daughter better. She's probably living a better life now than you could have given to her.</p>
<p>I could feel Nadya's metaphorical blindfold being removed in this moment. She felt betrayed and abandoned by her neighbors, who wouldn't even care about what had happened to her because it hadn't happened to them. To their eyes, we were the monsters, coming from foreign lands to endanger their existence, and Nazhena was just a fair ruler who only punished those who did something to call upon her wrath. I really wanted to tell them about Thora's real fate, but they would most likely not believe me, and Nadya would kill me for telling it in front of her kids. She was still standing there, immobile, staring at her own people in disbelief. And they kept approaching.</p>
<p>-Stop!- Nadya cried out again, taking her bow from her quiver and aiming it at the mob- We will solve everything! The Winter Witches aren't as almighty as they try to make us think! They can be defeated! Radosek is the proof!</p>
<p>A single stone flew towards us, I didn't even see who threw it, but even before it hit the walls of Nadya's home, a swift arrow flew towards the crowd. I saw a man falling to the ground with an arrow deeply rooted in his throat. He coughed some blood and then fell still. That was when I was finally able to react and run towards Nadya.</p>
<p>-Orm, Mjoli, are you alright?- cried out Nadya, while she kept aiming at the crowd- Stand back! Stand back!- They seemed doubtful about whether to run away or attack in a mob.
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-Get inside the house, quick!- commanded Argentea, but I knew that the thin doors and walls of Nadya's house wouldn't hold back an angry mob for long. I was pretty sure that we would be able to defeat them if needed, but I didn't want to reach to the point where I had to release a swarm of poisonous spiders on a bunch of innocent villagers.
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-Go back to your homes- I hissed. My Skald was slowly improving.</p>
<p>If they only responded to the fear they had for witches, I could give them a witch to fear. I invoked my powers, causing one of the people in the crowd chosen at random to fall asleep, and then I continued speaking with my most threatening tone:</p>
<p>-Stay out of our way and you will live.</p>
<p>I might hate people who ruled out of the fear of their people, but if the only way to avoid fighting (and possibly killing) those people was using that fear against them, it was fine by me. And I have to admit that getting them to obey and rush back to their homes was surprisingly fulfilling. I could understand how someone could get used to it. To be honest, there were many of them that only left reluctantly after they saw that the crowd was disbanding, but yet we had got to keep them, and ourselves, safe.</p>
<p>The rest of the group had already gotten into the house except for Nadya, who stood paralyzed by my side, staring at the man she had killed. I grabbed her by an arm and pulled her towards the door.</p>
<p>-Come on!</p>
<p>She followed me, pale as a ghost.</p>
<p>-I saw something flying towards the children. I didn't think, I...
<br />
-I know- we reached the house and closed the door-. You were just protecting them.</p>
<p>I couldn't say that my sister wouldn't have done the same for me.</p>
<p>-But he was my neighbor, he used to...
<br />
-He earned it- Indi said bluntly, putting his hand on Nadya's shoulder-. He should have never come here or thrown that stone. He sealed his own fate.
<br />
-You're right.- answered Nadya, forcing herself to believe it.
<br />
-We should leave as soon as possible- suggested Argentea-. We don't want to be here when they go back to fearing Nazhena more than they fear us.</p>
<p>That was a sensible thing to do. It was already late afternoon, which didn't leave us many daylight hours ahead, but everything seemed better than staying in a hostile town. Nadya was still in shock after what had just happened, and the twins were unusually silent, not being able to fully understand what was going on. Later, when we were already on the road, Indi would tell them that their mother had killed their neighbor because he was an evil man who wanted to hurt us. After the kids had gone to sleep, I asked him if he thought that making them believe that the man had been evil was a good thing.</p>
<p>-Would you rather have them wondering if their mother is the evil one?- he answered. He had a point.</p>
<p>We spent the last hours of the day on the road to Whitethrone. With two children traveling with us and the limited supplies that we could gather up before we had to leave, it wasn't going to be an easy trip.</p>
CHAPTER 33
I slept reasonably well that night, though the nightmares were there as usual. I woke up so late that Nina was already sleeping and I had to wake her up so I could get my daily spells. I finally got the proper spell to mend Argentea's torn dress, so I did it as soon as I could and hurried up to join the rest of the group to give Argentea a pleasant surprise. But when I got to them, Cat and Argentea seemed very concerned and I momentarily forgot about the dress.
-Nadya left with...
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2018-02-23T19:14:58Z
Re: Forums: Advice and Rules Questions: Players in Way of the Wicked!
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uw7m?Players-in-Way-of-the-Wicked#3
2018-05-08T01:28:10Z
2018-02-21T09:08:10Z
<p>About bringing new PCs at that point, I had a PC death so I had the replacement PC to be a survivor of the knot who was exploring the horn of Abbadon. He had been left behind for intelligence purposes and he only knows that he lost contact with the rest of his knot.
<br />
After informing the Cardinal, he sent him to help the PCs and told him that the sooner they solve the deal with Balentyne, the sooner they would be sent to search for his lost companions.
<br />
I had to give some info before time about the next mission, but it worked.</p>
About bringing new PCs at that point, I had a PC death so I had the replacement PC to be a survivor of the knot who was exploring the horn of Abbadon. He had been left behind for intelligence purposes and he only knows that he lost contact with the rest of his knot.
After informing the Cardinal, he sent him to help the PCs and told him that the sooner they solve the deal with Balentyne, the sooner they would be sent to search for his lost companions.
I had to give some info before time about...
Kileanna
2018-02-21T09:08:10Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#67
2018-02-20T17:10:49Z
2018-02-20T16:56:44Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 32</b></p>
<p>I couldn't sleep. After executing the prisoners and putting Valstoi's head on a pike, we had been searching the tower for anything that could help us in the hard times to come. Then we took a bath in the hall, though Argentea refused to take a bath with the rest of us and insisted it on doing it after we were done, because apparently human nobles shouldn't bathe with other people. Later we had some dinner and went to bed. I was doing fine, finally enjoying some rest and not thinking about tyrant witches and dead people at all. Until I had the brilliant idea of sleeping alone. Cat and Nadya chose to sleep in the main hall and the barracks respectively, which were the two warmest places in the whole tower. But I wanted to see the starry sky and insisted on staying in the aerie. What was I trying to prove? That I was already a big girl who could sleep alone? Well, I apparently wasn't. Everytime I closed my eyes I was overwhelmed by all that had happened during the day, and I knew that if I managed to fall asleep it would be worse, as I'd be haunted by nightmares again.</p>
<p>In the darkness, the ice crystals from the mobile cast ominous shadows on the walls, and I remained laying on my bed (which used to be Jairess' bed), staring at them, hypnotized while lost in my own thoughts. I wasn't afraid of any darkness that wasn't my own, but that one terrified me. In the end, I had to admit that I was still incapable of sleeping alone. That made me feel so frustrated: I didn't want to be a burden on my sister for the rest of my life.
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I stood up, put on my coat and left the aerie, letting my feet guide my steps, and I found myself knocking on Nazhena's door.</p>
<p>-Wait a minute!- a female voice said from inside the room.</p>
<p>After a few seconds, Argentea opened the door. She wore a long nightgown that seemed both elegant and comfortable, yet not particularly fitting. Whether she had recovered it from the doppelganger or borrowed it from Nazhena, it reinforced the impression that she owned the place.</p>
<p>-Can I come in?- I asked shyly.
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-Is everything alright?- she seemed worried.</p>
<p>I shrugged.</p>
<p>-I cannot sleep.</p>
<p>Argentea gave me a big smile.</p>
<p>-Oh, I see- I swear that she was about to burst into laughter-. Come in.</p>
<p>Judging from her expression, she thought I was making up an excuse to be with her.</p>
<p>-It's true. I can't sleep alone.- That I wanted to be with her was also true.
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-Is it because of your dreams?- she asked. She no longer smiled.
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-I think so.
<br />
-Do you want to talk about it?</p>
<p>I had never told anyone what my nightmares were about, not even my sister. I had always been her little girl and I didn't want that to change. The possibility of talking about it with someone else felt relieving, though I was also afraid. I didn't want to appear like a monster.</p>
<p>-I... seduce men... in my dreams. I... hurt them... and then I... kill them.</p>
<p>Argentea seemed surprised, but she soon recovered. </p>
<p>-Have you ever wanted to do it for real?- she asked. She seemed concerned, but also curious.
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-No! It's horrible!- I answered without thinking twice- I have strong... needs... but I don't want to hurt people.
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Argentea gave me a calming smile.
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-Then you aren't any different from everyone else. We all have a dark side. Self control is what keeps it at bay.</p>
<p>I didn't think that she fully understood what happened in my mind, but something told me that it was better like that. I returned the smile and threw myself onto the bed. I cried out in surprise.</p>
<p>-Help me! -I laughed- It's swallowing me!- she lent me a hand and I sat on the bed- What is this thing made of? It's fluffier than Nina!
<br />
-Haven't you ever seen a feather bed?
<br />
-How many beds do you think I've seen in my life? Until a few years ago I believed that all humans slept on piles of straw!
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-Right, I had forgotten- Argentea gave me another serious, concerned look-. You know, my offer still stands: when I get back home you and your sister can come with me.
<br />
-Cat is a wild elf at heart, I don't think she'll enjoy the life between four walls a lot. But maybe I will take you up on your offer- I was lying. I knew that a higher destiny awaited me-. My sister deserves to stop living for me and start living for herself.
<br />
-She seems happy with it.
<br />
-She could be happier. Can I ask you something?
<br />
-Of course.
<br />
-Why are you so good to us?</p>
<p>Argentea shrugged.</p>
<p>-Why aren't other people? That's what anyone should do.
<br />
-It isn't what anyone would do.- I answered. Then I felt the sudden urge to kiss her and acted without thinking, but Argentea grabbed me by the shoulders to stop me. Had I gone too far? I didn't want to make her upset.
<br />
-What are you doing?- she protested. I was quick to try to apologize, but she cut me off before I could- Have you washed your mouth?
<br />
-Y-yes.- I was puzzled. Why the sudden concern about the hygiene of my mouth?
<br />
-There aren't any spiders left, are there?</p>
<p>She was being absolutely serious, but I found her attitude funny. I couldn't help but start laughing.</p>
<p>-That was just a spell! I am not made of spiders, you know, I just summon them!
<br />
-But why inside of you? That's gross!
<br />
-Because... magic?
<br />
-Magic is gross.</p>
<p>I had to admit she was right. I found the spiders to be rather cute, but having them crawling from my throat wasn't something I especially enjoyed.</p>
<p>-Not all magic, just mine.- as far as I knew, wizards summoned their spiders outside of their bodies.
<br />
-It's all the same. I don't like magic. Any magic.</p>
<p>I smiled and kissed her again. This time Argentea didn't push me aside. She seemed to be a bit uncomfortable at first, but she relaxed and let herself go as soon as my tongue touched hers. I animated my hair to embrace and caress her.</p>
<p>-That is actually a bit creepy.</p>
<p>I let my hair turn back to normal.</p>
<p>-You are no fun at all.- I complained with pretend annoyance while pushing my body against hers. We kissed again: a long, wet kiss. I couldn't believe that we had laid together the two previous days and I still felt the need to be with her one more time.
<br />
-You are insatiable, aren't you?- laughed Argentea in amusement when my hands slipped under her nightgown.</p>
<p>I blushed so hard that my face hurt.</p>
<p>-I like this.- was my only answer as we undressed each other.
<br />
-Me too but... three days! Isn't that too much?
<br />
-We aren't doing anything wrong. You told me you did this before.
<br />
-Never that often!</p>
<p>Despite her complaints, she kept exploring my body with her hands, so I didn't feel like I should stop either. I started kissing her body. She was delicious.</p>
<p>-Did you do this with your maidens?- I asked out of curiosity.
<br />
Now it was Argentea's turn to blush.
<br />
-Uh... yes, but... A lady does not speak about certain things.
<br />
-Why? Do you think this is wrong?
<br />
-It's not that it is wrong, but many people wouldn't understand. It's a common way for single ladies to avoid being tempted to be with a man, it must be kept private.</p>
<p>I didn't like what I was hearing. If felt hypocritical: she said that we weren't doing anything wrong but then we had to conceal it like we were.</p>
<p>-What's the difference between being with a man or a woman? Isn't it all the same?- I asked.
<br />
-Absolutely not.- she answered, slightly upset.</p>
<p>Kagonesti elves didn't make such distinctions, so Argentea's point of view really puzzled me. But I didn't want to keep upsetting her, so I just let it be.</p>
<p>-You humans are complicated- I mustered before getting lost again in her body.</p>
<p>Argentea got carried away with the same passion as usual. Whether what we were doing was right or wrong, she didn't seem to care a lot. For the first time, we believed we had absolute privacy , so we took our time to explore each other. When we were done, we were both exhausted. I breathed deep and laid my head on her chest. She was far more comfortable than the bed that wanted to engulf me. She sniffed my hair and sighed.</p>
<p>-Are you wearing one of Nazhena's fragrances?- she asked.
<br />
-No, why?
<br />
-You seem to smell especially good today.</p>
<p>I felt a bit embarrassed.</p>
<p>-I bathed. I'd rather not tell how much time I had spent without taking a proper bath.
<br />
-No, it's not that- she sniffed my hair again-. It's a special scent. Maybe I didn't notice it before.</p>
<p>I was about to answer when I realized something else that we hadn't noticed before. My own naked figure was staring at me with a tired look on her face and her messy red hair turned into an even bigger mess after laying with Argentea from the big mirror on the wall. The sole idea of Nazhena spying on us while we had sex made me want to be swallowed by the bed and disappear, but I didn't want to show embarrassment so I just sat on the bed and waved at my own reflection like it was someone else.</p>
<p>-Hello there! You have a comfortable bed, you know.</p>
<p>Argentea widely opened her eyes in realisation and covered herself with the bed sheets.</p>
<p>-Are you enjoying the view?- I went on.</p>
<p>Argentea laughed.</p>
<p>-You are insane!
<br />
-Does this offend you?- I let a good laugh came out of my throat- Then come and stop us! We are waiting for you!
<br />
-Are you being serious?- Argentea was embarrassed, puzzled and amused at the same time- Do you really think she has been spying on us?</p>
<p>I shrugged.</p>
<p>-Who knows? Just in case.</p>
<p>We would never know if she was, as she didn't magically appear then and we never got to question her about it later, but the sole idea of having been spied on through the mirror ended our fun for that day. We stayed awake for a while, just in case something happened.</p>
<p>-Can I stay for the night?- I asked shyly when I was starting to feel sleepy.
<br />
-Sure.</p>
<p>I laid my head on her chest again.</p>
<p>-My Bright Morning.- I chuckled.</p>
<p>I expected her to tell me I was creepy again, but that didn't happen. We were both already half asleep.</p>
CHAPTER 32
I couldn't sleep. After executing the prisoners and putting Valstoi's head on a pike, we had been searching the tower for anything that could help us in the hard times to come. Then we took a bath in the hall, though Argentea refused to take a bath with the rest of us and insisted it on doing it after we were done, because apparently human nobles shouldn't bathe with other people. Later we had some dinner and went to bed. I was doing fine, finally enjoying some rest and not...
Kileanna
2018-02-20T16:56:44Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#65
2018-02-17T00:13:01Z
2018-02-16T21:57:12Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 31</b></p>
<p>The first thing we did after recovering from the battle was to go back to the room where we had fought Radosek. Nadya followed us in silence, looking unusually tired and depressed. It had been after the last guard fell that she seemed to be hit by the sudden realization that Nazhena wasn't going to manifest out of nowhere to let her have her revenge. Both Cat and I tried to talk with her, but she just nodded without giving signs of really listening.</p>
<p>-Leave her alone- said Argentea-. Give her some time.</p>
<p>It was kind of funny that Argentea, who was as impulsive as most humans are, was the one who had to remind us to be patient. Cat had always been open to me about her concerns, and I was the kind of person who tended to overthink everything until I made a bigger issue out of a small problem, so giving me too much time usually made it worse. But maybe Argentea was right and Nadya needed some time, and she wasn't our only concern anyway.</p>
<p>As we got back to the ritual chamber we found Nina perched on a bookshelf, staring at the floating orb in the middle of the room. Looking within, glowing shapes formed and shifted before our eyes. Occasionally sparks appeared, creating arches from one point to the next, wrapping the surface in a faint light. I got as close as I could to the sphere to study it. The vibrant forms inside the globe seemed to represent patches of land floating on a vast sea, and I recognized one of the biggest lands as Ansalon, our continent. The mass extending to the south of the Icewall should be Irrisen, which was much bigger than I had imagined. I had no idea what the other places were, as Krynn was a largely unexplored world. The arches of light all seemed to have their origin somewhere in Irrisen and were linked to different places in and around Ansalon: the Blood Sea, the woods of Silvanesti... and, of course, Southern Ergoth. It was this last one that looked sightly different: it originated in a different location and despite being the faintest of all the pulsing arches its flow was constant instead of an intermitent pulse. I called Nadya.</p>
<p>-Does this represent Irrisen?- I asked, pointing to the land below Ansalon.</p>
<p>She nodded.</p>
<p>-It seems so. This is a very accurate map. This- she pointed to the origin of the constant arch- is where we are, and this must be Whitethrone, the capital.- she added, pointing towards the origin of all the other light arches.
<br />
-This is Southern Ergoth, the place where we come from- I said to Nadya, who wasn't paying a lot of attention. I continued speaking aloud, mostly to myself-. The line ends in the woods near Linsel, right where the Winter Portal is. The two locations seem to be naturally connected somehow, and Nazhena is using that connection to feed energy to the Winter Portal and keep it open. But... there are more of them... all over Ansalon. They seem to be inactive right now, though.
<br />
-Are they preparing a large scale invasion?- asked Argentea.</p>
<p>I was shocked. I didn't expect anyone to be listening to me.</p>
<p>-Maybe. Possibly. I think this sphere works as some sort of... channeling device?
<br />
-Can you close them? Destroy them?</p>
<p>I shrugged.</p>
<p>-I can try. I need to figure out how it works.
<br />
-Then do it.</p>
<p>I spent a long time studying the sphere. At first, the rest of the group stayed close, watching expectantly but, as the time went by and nothing happened , they lost interest and decided to do more productive things, like more thoroughly searching the rooms where we had already been and telling Mierul that she was free to leave. They wouldn't dare examining any room where we hadn't been yet without me, as I was the only one who could sense magical sigils and traps.</p>
<p>After some indetermined time, I finished studying the magical device. The sun had already set and the glow of the orb was now much more evident. When we met again in the ritual room and around the globe I shared my new discoveries with the rest of the group.</p>
<p>-This is far too complex for me to fully understand, but I think I can make it stop channeling energy to the portal on Ergoth. That should close it. But I can only do so from here, which means that we would be trapped on this side of the portal. Argentea...
<br />
-What?
<br />
-We are going to be stranded here for a while. Maybe you should get back home before we close it.
<br />
-No way! There are more portals just waiting to be opened! Can't you close them too?
<br />
-I wouldn't know how. They aren't powered from here.
<br />
-Then I am not done here yet. We still have an invasion to foil and a witch to kill.
<br />
-But your fiance...
<br />
-He's not my fiance yet, and if he doesn't understand that this is way more important than he is, he will never be.</p>
<p>I knew that arguing with Argentea was pointless, and I didn't really want her to leave, so I said no more.</p>
<p>Performing the delicate manipulation of raw magical energy needed to close the portal required a lot of concentration, but once I knew the proper procedure to do so it wasn't that difficult. There was a brief flash of light coming out from the sphere and then it just stopped glowing and the whole room went dark. </p>
<p>-It worked.- I said, and then I cast a light spell to illuminate the room so Nadya and Argentea could see. Argentea asked me twice if I was really sure the portal was gone before she was finally satisfied and then we proceeded to explore the few rooms we hadn't examined yet. We didn't find anything of interest in Radosek's room aside from some well concealed paintings under his bed depicting a variety of landscapes, though strangely none of them were wintry or snowy, instead depicting motifs like waterfalls, beaches and golden fields of wheat. They seemed weird choices for a Winter Witch that made me wonder if Radosek had ever dreamt about escaping the frozen wasteland that was his home.</p>
<p>Nazhena's chamber was way bigger than Radosek's and much more opulent, with an oversized bed, an oversized matching closet and other equally unnecessarily big pieces of furniture. In the middle of the room, there was a human sized statue made of ice carved in the likeness of an elegant woman and an owl.</p>
<p>-Nazhena.- Nadya said with a grim voice.</p>
<p>Nor the statue nor anything else in the room emanated magic, so I told the others that it was safe to get in. Aside from some exotic fragances and expensive clothes made for a woman taller than Argentea we didn't find anything particularly interesting there except for a door leading to a nearby chamber with another statue watching over it, identical to the one in the previous room. A quick examination using my magical senses revealed that this statue had some sort of magical trap placed on it and I didn't know how to remove it without triggering. The first person who dared to enter the room would be affected by the statue's magic, which I believed to be some kind of curse. Before Cat and Argentea offered to trigger the curse themselves (which I heartily believe that they would have done), I came up with an idea.</p>
<p>-We have the perfect test subject- I said eerily. Everybody looked at me expectantly-. Help me bring Radosek here.
<br />
-Are you sure this is a good idea?- asked Argentea.
<br />
-Better him than an innocent.- I said with absolute conviction. What I really meant was "better him than any of us".</p>
<p>Argentea wasn't really sure that it was a good idea, but Cat fully trusted me and Nadya shared my opinion. In my defense, I still hadn't learned how cruel the Winter Witches could be, and I expected Radosek to turn purple, have all his hair fall off, or even some kind of embarrasing organic malfunction. I wasn't prepared for what actually happened when we tossed the beaten and unconscious body of Radosek Pavril inside the room. The statue started speaking without moving its lips, in a cold female voice:</p>
<p><i>-The uninvited shall wither and die like the frost-covered bloom. You should never have ventured here, and you'd do well to leave before my return.</i></p>
<p>As she spoke, Radosek's skin and flesh started withering until he died with a mute sigh. Maybe someone who wasn't already wounded could have survived the curse, but it was a death sentence for someone as badly injured as he was. We were shocked.</p>
<p>-Did you know this was going to happen?- asked Argentea, evidently upset.
<br />
-No, of course not!- Cat and I answered at the same time, equally offended.</p>
<p>She believed me, but what I never said is that I didn't feel guilty for what I had done. It had felt... fulfilling, strangely pleasing. The only thing that actually bothered me was the fact that I had failed to foresee the consequences of my plan. At least, the magical trap on the statue was gone and we were able to enter the room freely. It turned out to be some sort of vault where Nazhena kept most of her valuables: barring the cauldron that Radosek had used against us and some other things we found on the ritual chamber, most magic items were stored in that chamber, from scrolls that I could use to learn new spells to potions and all kind of other magical stuff. I had never seen so many magic items kept together in the same place before. We would find out later that one of the scrolls held a spell that allowed to spy through mirrors, which made it clear to us that all the mirror paranoia was justified. But before I could examine and catalog everything in the vault, deciding what to do with the surviving guards was a priority.
<br />
Before speaking to them we all agreed onsetting them free, so they could go back to their homes. We were going to leave soon to Whitethrone, so we thought they wouldn't be able to cause too much trouble for us. Maybe Indi would have had a different opinion, but he wasn't here, so we healed the survivors and gathered them up in the front hall and told them that we were going to release them. They were terrified.</p>
<p>-If we leave, Nazhena will brand us all traitors.- explained one of them.
<br />
-Can't you just leave?- I asked. Young innocent me.
<br />
-Where? We would be hunted down in all Irrisen!
<br />
-Then leave Irrisen.- I said. I realized that I had said something stupid as soon as the words came out of my mouth.
<br />
-How?- The natural barriers made it next to impossible. The best option would be by ship, and the local government had the few ports under close watch.
<br />
-Maybe we can just leave them tied up here?- asked Argentea.
<br />
-Please, no!- pleaded another guard. By the tone of his voice one would think we had pressed a blade against his neck.
<br />
-Nazhena would make an example out of them.- Said Nadya.
<br />
-Then go hide in the woods-suggested Cat- You could live there. Isn't it better to run the risk of being killed by a troll than facing a certain death?
<br />
-I have a wife! I have kids! They wouldn't survive living in the woods. Can you imagine what would the Duchess do to them if I desserted?</p>
<p>According to Nadya's face, she could.</p>
<p>-Then what?- I asked out of sheer frustration- Do you want to die?
<br />
-No!- the man who said it had tears running down his cheeks.</p>
<p>That perfectly sumarized the situation in Irrisen: people were afraid to die, but they were even more terrified of living. They believed the Winter Witches to be omnipotent and they wouldn't dare to do anything against them. That day I swore to myself never to become that kind of witch. People might be afraid of me (they had always been) but I would never use that fear as a tool.</p>
<p>In the end, we let each one of the prisoners choose: be released, be executed while conscious or be executed while sleeping. Only two of them were willing to take the chance of running away: all the others chose to die peacefully while sleeping. As Argentea would point out later, they didn't choose to live or die as warriors because they weren't warriors but villagers that had been giving a weapon and a chance to feed their families. After having been in a lot of battles, I can say this was one of the hardest decisions I had to make. Knowing that with all my magic power, all that I could do was to provide a peaceful death by putting them to sleep made me feel useless. What is all the magic in the world worth if you cannot even save a single life with it?</p>
<p>Executing the prisoners was hard, and left us feeling a mixture of hatred and frustration towards Nazhena, as we felt that our hand had been forced by the absolute fear that her followers had felt towards her. Nadya looked absolutely defeated, while Argentea was furious about the situation in Irrisen and talking about bringing down the wrath of the Knights of Solamnia in a crusade against the country. Cat kept claiming that we were going to get Nazhena and everything would be alright again, with her usual slightly delusional positivity, but I am not sure that she actually believed it. And what about myself? I was fuming. I thought we'd need to make an statement, to prove to ourselves and Nazhena that we weren't afraid, that we would be going after her.</p>
<p>I grabbed one of the spears of the dead guards.</p>
<p>-Come with me, Cat.- I commanded. She wasn't used to see me demonstrating such self confidence, and she seemed surprised.
<br />
-What are you going to do?- asked Argentea, evidently concerned.
<br />
-Showing Nazhena the fate that awaits her.- I answered with a grim tone.</p>
<p>We got to the ritual chamber, where Valstoi still laid dead, and I asked my sister for help in severing his head from his body. She still didn't understand what I intended to do, but she helped me anyway. When we were done cutting the head off, I impaled it on the spear and took it into the dining room, placing it right in front of one of the biggest mirrors. Though the rest of the group were shocked, I don't think that they really understood the depth of my actions. Valstoi wasn't just a goat, but the sole link to the source of Radosek's magic power, and if I was right seeing his head on a pike would make her really angry.</p>
CHAPTER 31
The first thing we did after recovering from the battle was to go back to the room where we had fought Radosek. Nadya followed us in silence, looking unusually tired and depressed. It had been after the last guard fell that she seemed to be hit by the sudden realization that Nazhena wasn't going to manifest out of nowhere to let her have her revenge. Both Cat and I tried to talk with her, but she just nodded without giving signs of really listening.
-Leave her alone- said...
Kileanna
2018-02-16T21:57:12Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#64
2018-02-24T10:45:08Z
2018-02-10T18:17:16Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 30</b></p>
<p>We were back again in front of the main teleporting platform, but this time we had the key that should allow us to make it work. We were aware that Radosek, or whoever else was on the other side, could be waiting for us, if all that had been said about the spying through mirrors was true. Like the other platforms, this one was too small to hold us all, and neither Cat or Argentea were willing to allow me to take the lead: I was the weakest and least experienced member of the group, as well as the least likely to survive a surprise attack. Nadya shouldn't go in the first group either, even if she wanted to, as all her archery skills depended on her being able to stay out of reach. Therefore, Argentea and Cat where the ones to take the lead. Neither of them had bothered to memorize the key verses, but I told them before they got up on the platform.
<br />
<i>
<br />
-Onward, upward, in a tick. Don't be late, just be quick.</i></p>
<p>Cat repeated the words in a voice that reminded me of the lullabies she sang to me as a child. She wasn't the best singer, but her voice never lacked emotion.</p>
<p>For the first time I had a clear view of the process from the outside: the ice climbing up their legs until they were completely encased in ice and then it was like the block was swallowed up by the platform and they were gone. It was somewhat scary, but Nadya and I rushed onto the teleporter right after our friends disappeared. All the other times that I had used the platforms everything had seemed to happen in the blink of an eye, but this time I had the sensation that everything was going on slow motion. Argentea and Cat could be in grave danger on the other side and the teleporter just wouldn't speed up!
<br />
When we finally made it onto the other side the fight had already begun. The chamber was huge and, aside from some bookshelves, tables and chairs in the corners, the space was mostly clear. The ceiling was also pretty high and a massive glowing sphere was floating above us in the middle of the room. Argentea and Cat had moved away from the platform and next to an empty cauldron on the other side of the room where they were fighting a bunch of ice elementals, which weren't any taller than a human child. There was a dark haired man in the room, with a big beard and a crooked nose floating far enough above the ground level to make it impossible for Argentea and Cat to reach him with their attacks. The entire setting made sense as a whole: tools to create magic, big magic ball, summoned creatures, a floating man... Only the goat standing slightly to the side of the room, staring blankly at the portal with its horizontal pupils seemed absolutely out of place. The floating man, Radosek, looked at me with a delighted smile.</p>
<p>-Ah, there you are! I have something for you... Valstoi!</p>
<p>Valstoi, which seemed to be the goat's name, lowered his head and charged towards me. It was then when I realized that his horns had an unnatural blueish glow and a thin layer of frost coating them. Nina also knew how to hold my spells and deliver them with a touch, though I didn't like exposing her to danger like that: she was a messenger from beyond, not a combat bird. Obviously, Radosek didn't have such concerns regarding Valstoi. I had already been startled by a dragonlike creature, pecked by crows, persecuted by skeletons and shot by a bartender. I didn't want to add "rammed by a goat" to my list of unusual ways of almost dying. Fortunately, I still had some spells left, specifically another use of the one that I had used on Jairess. I opened my mouth and coughed out another spider swarm, who crawled viciously towards Valstoi. The goat stopped right in his place, trying to ram and bite the critters crawling all over him.</p>
<p>The ice elementals were only a minor threat. They were pretty clumsy combatants and both Argentea and Cat dodged their hits easily. They would have put me into serious trouble had I been their target, as I was even clumsier than they were. The real deal with them, though, was that they kept harassing Cat, not allowing her to take her bow and help Nadya taking care of Radosek, who was the real menace. Not that Nadya wasn't doing a good work all by herself: all her arrows were aimed at vital spots and only his magic and keeping himself in constant motion saved Radosek from Nadya's killer shots.</p>
<p>-Where is Nazhena? Tell me!- she kept crying out loudly as she aimed at him. To this point, she seemed on the edge of a complete emotional breakdown. </p>
<p>At first Radosek ignored Nadya, waving his wand to summon an ice spear up from under my feet that made me fall prone and almost impaled me. I stood up and pointed at him:</p>
<p>-Time to take a nap, big boy.- I hissed.</p>
<p>And nothing happened. All mental magic is based on a clash between the raw power of the spellcaster and the will of their opponent, and in this case Radosek seemed to be among the stubborn ones. He gave me an ice cold stare and spoke magic words. I recognized it as a blindness spell, but there was nothing I could do to stop it. My sight faltered for a second, but my body was able to resist the tension and I overcame the spell with nothing more than a quickly receding headache.</p>
<p>Being the center of attention wasn't my favorite thing, definitely, but it was a good thing that Radosek was focusing so much on me. He had chosen to ignore Nadya, despite she had already scored a couple of hits on him, and I bet that they had made it past the heavy clothes he was wearing. Cat and Argentea were also being ignored and, as they had already defeated the weak elementals, Cat had taken up her bow to join Nadya and Argentea was charging towards Valstoi, dropping her shield and wielding her sword with both hands. When Radosek noticed it (with her taste for crying out loud everytime she charged, Argentea wasn't subtle) he used his wand to summon another ice spear to trip her, but that didn't stop her. She seemed genuinely disappointed when Valstoi fell from her very first blow.</p>
<p>-Valstoi, no!- Radosek cried out with a mixture of grief and rage in his voice. If Radosek's magic was like mine, as it seemed to be, Valstoi wasn't a goat at all, but his only link to whatever power beyond taught him magic. Losing him meant losing access to most of his magic knowledge. I looked around, searching for Nina, as I feared that Radosek would want to pay us back in kind, but I was happy to realize that she was nowhere to be seen. Nina certainly knew how to stay out of sight during fights.</p>
<p>For a moment, I believed that Radosek was going, in his rage, to start blasting Argentea with spells for what she had done, but Nadya caught his attention with another killer shot aimed right at his heart. She missed by no more than two fingers and still caused him to recoil in pain. He had been ignoring her for too long... and I was just too close to her, focusing on keeping the spiders under control and send them away through the window. That made me the perfect collateral victim: if I was knocked down, the spiders would run rampant and start attacking us. He called upon his winter powers and summoned a blizzard of snowballs towards Nadya and me. As fun as a snowball fight might seem, they were unnaturally cold and hit really hard. We tried to take cover, but we were still hit by many snowballs.. This wasn't enough to discourage Nadya, though, as she was so focused on her prey that she barely seemed to feel pain. I did my best to stand strong too and, after I got definitely rid of the swarm, I gave the evil eye to Radosek, cursing him to make his moves clumsier. He had been avoiding way too many shots.</p>
<p>The fight was starting to turn to our favor, with Valstoi and the elementals dead, and Radosek badly wounded. Nadya and Cat were doing excellent work with their bows, and Nazhena's apprentice didn't seem to know any tricks to protect himself against them. Realizing that he was at a clear disadvantage, he wouldn't stay there and face a sure death. He floated towards the window.
<br />
-He's running away, finish him!- cried out Argentea, who had taken out her own bow and wasn't doing that badly with it either.</p>
<p>A flurry of arrows flew towards him, but it wasn't enough to bring him down. He flew out to the window and down to the courtyard below as quickly as he could and took cover behind the dragon statue, to avoid being shot. The distance to the ground below was enough to kill anybody foolish enough to try to follow him, but we had still some resources left. Nadya was the first one to drink one of the potions that we had found in Hestrig's room.</p>
<p>-Quick!- she said as she jumped out the window- ¡We cannot let him escape!
<br />
She fell slowly to the ground, like a leaf on the wind. Cat followed her. But we had just another potion left.</p>
<p>-Go- commanded Argentea-. I will use the platforms. We'll meet in the courtyard.
<br />
I didn't like it, but it wasn't the right time to start an argument, so I obeyed. I drank my potion and followed Nadya and Cat. An alarm bell started sounding at the guard post near the entrance, and Nadya circled around the ice dragon to meet Radosek, who had been using his healing magic to regain his health. He had to fall before the reinforcements arrived. She was already aiming her bow when I heard my sister scream:</p>
<p>-It's moving!</p>
<p>It took me a couple of seconds to realize what she was talking about, but Nadya noticed it immediately: the statue had uncurled its tail and it was slowly turning its head to face Nadya. Backing off could mean that we lost our best opportunity to defeat Radosek, so she took the bravest (but probably not wisest) course of action: she stood there, firing everything she had at Radosek. The Winter Witch attempted to retreat again but he was in an open field and, before he could reach cover, he fell victim to Nadya's arrows. His last words were addressed to the ice dragon:</p>
<p>-Grab her!</p>
<p>I was hoping that whatever magic that made the statue move would be gone with Radosek, but it didn't happen. The creature fell upon Nadya, striking at her with its frozen claws. A real dragon would have used claws and fangs and tail and wings to attack, but this was nothing like a real dragon, and it didnt seem to know more than a single simple fighting technique: use right claw as a hammer, use left claw as a hammer, repeat. But, as unimaginative as this strategy might be, it put Nadya in serious trouble, she stepped back while firing desperately at the statue but soon found herself being cornered by the statue. Cat ran to the rescue, kukris in hand, dodging miraculously a slam from the dragon's right claw and being promptly ignored after that. The mindless creature focused solely on the last command it had been given, and that was getting Nadya. My sister tore off big chunks of ice from the statue's hind quarters, but it didn't give any signs of even noticing it.</p>
<p>I wanted to help, but damaging magic was Indi's thing, not mine. He would have been able to melt down the dragon with a single spell, but I was useless. I had ran out of useful spells, so the only thing that came to my mind was channeling raw magic energy through my body and into my hair. I had been practising this new ability, but it had never stuck me as specially useful. My messy hair started coiling like snakes and growing until it was more than twice its usual length. I had a rough idea about how to use it as a weapon, though I couldn't assure its effectiveness. I couldn't put it to test, though, as three men had come down from the watchpost after ringing the bell and they were aiming crossbows towards Nadya, who was already hurt from some serious hits she had taken from the living statue. I could put one of them to sleep but that wouldn't last long. I needed something else, something like the spears of ice that the man laying close to me had summoned against us moments ago using a wand. A wand that was still clutched in his hand, and that one of my hair-snakes grabbed effortlessly. I summoned a spear of ice rising from the ground as I had seen Radosek doing, managing not only to trip one of them but to knock him down and catch the attention of the other two. Whether I had saved Nadya's life or just endangered mine was yet to be seen, because the dragon statue had grabbed her in its forelimbs and she seemed unable to break free from its grip.</p>
<p>Just in case the situation wasn't desperate enough, the doors of the tower opened and Argentea came out through them in a hurry. I could hear the sound of a crowd approaching from the other side. Instead of joining the fight, she stood by the double doors, trying desperately to close them quickly.</p>
<p>-We need to block them, quick!- she cried out, not even noticing the massive creature that we were fighting.</p>
<p>I wanted to help Argentea. I wanted to save Nadya. I wanted to knock downt the guards. But what to do first? The two remaining guards had reloaded their crossbows and where aiming at me, so that helped me to make my choice: I wouldn't be of any help if I was dead. I waved the wand again towards them while I ran towards the door and another frozen spear emerged. I expected them to at least attempt to get out of the way to avoid being hit, but one of them froze in place, like he didn't know if he should go left or right, and ended up being impaled. Believe me, it wasn't a pretty sight. His friend tried to shoot me, but the shot went so far above my head that he would have missed me even if I was twice as tall as Blond.</p>
<p>Against all odds, Nadya had managed to free herself from the dragon's hold, but she was still cornered. She desperately fired another arrow, right into the statue's head, making half of it crumble and fall off, with nothing more than aesthetic results. Cat had already cut off most of the right wing, as well as carved a hole in its hind quarters. The body was also full of cracks, but that didn't stop the creature from performing its task. Before Nadya could attempt another shot, the ice dragon was grabbing her again.</p>
<p>The situation in the entrance of the tower wasn't much better. They were pulling at the doors from the other side, and Argentea was unable to keep the doors shut any longer.</p>
<p>-I need help here!- she cried out again. </p>
<p>Judging for the noise coming from the other side there were quite a few in there. Cat and Nadya were busy fighting the statue, so I'd have to forget for now about the last guard standing and try toto help Argentea holding the doors. If my maths were correct, a lot of guards should be far more dangerous than a single inexperienced one. I dropped the wand and I extended my animated locks towards the doors. I lacked physical strength but my hair was powered by magic, not by muscle. A cry of surprise escaped from Argentea's mouth.</p>
<p>-What's that?
<br />
-Just me, don't worry!</p>
<p>Despite our combined strength we couldn't keep the doors closed. There were more and more people pulling from the other side, attacking us with spears through the small slit that they had managed to open. I was able to elongate my hair enough to remain at a safe distance, but Argentea's only protections were her armor and the partial cover that the doors offered. I looked behind me, hoping that Nadya and my sister were doing better than us but that wasn't the case. The ice dragon was crushing Nadya in what was left of its jaws while Cat kept tearing off chunks of ice desperately. Nadya had ceased moving (for all I knew she could be already dead) and the living statue was turning to face Cat. If you have ever heard the expression "fight like a cornered cat" you might get a pretty accurate idea of what my sister did next. And suddenly, when I was just thinking that we wouldn't be able to make it, the dragon crumbled down to pieces. It had been so severely damaged during the fight that it was full of cracks and just one more hit was enough to make the statue break into pieces. The remaining guard, who was still aiming at me, never saw my sister coming. He was knocked down without ever knowing who had slit his throat. Cat was the most compassionate person I knew, but when she went into her hunter mentality, she could also be pretty ruthless. And, definitely, she was never compassionate if my life was somehow endangered. </p>
<p>-Are you alright?- she cried out to me, running towards my position.</p>
<p>I nodded. I was relatively unharmed this time around.</p>
<p>-Go help Nadya!- commanded Argentea. At first I thought she was talking to Cat and I didn't move, but then she added:- Cat, stay with me, I am letting them out.</p>
<p>That made sense: I was the one with magic powers and a healing wand. And still I felt illogically jelous. I would have given up on all my magic to have the physical prowess that both Argentea and Cat had and to be able to fight by their side. But magic was what I had and magic was what was needed of me, so i obeyed, even though I suspected that it could be already too late for Nadya. I knelt by her and cast my most powerful healing spell, not wanting to lose any time by checking if she still breathed. If she was already dead there was nothing I could do. Raising the dead was something that was far beyond my limited comprehension of magic.
<br />
Meanwhile, Cat and Argentea were doing a good job in keeping the guards at bay, as the doors weren't wide enough to let them all out at once, but still their forces were starting to falter. We needed Nadya's backup. Fortunately she was still alive and my healing spell was enough to get her back on her feet. She stood up as fast as if she had lain down on a bunch of caltrops and looking completely disoriented. Her confusion didn't last long, though, as she realized immediately what was going on and readied her bow to shoot anyone who got past the barrier that Cat and Argentea formed. Even I got to be of some help attacking with my hair. I had almost run out of magic, but the hair trick was much more useful than it might seem at first glance.</p>
<p>Against all odds, we were winning. The guards wouldn't surrender but fanatically throw themselves at us almost seeking a sure death, which ensured almost no survivors on their side. I used my magic to stabilize everyone who wasn't already dead, and it was then I realized that Radosek still lived. We took him along with the others to the dormitories. We had yet to decide what to do with him but one thing was sure: in his current state he wouldn't wake up in many, many hours.</p>
CHAPTER 30
We were back again in front of the main teleporting platform, but this time we had the key that should allow us to make it work. We were aware that Radosek, or whoever else was on the other side, could be waiting for us, if all that had been said about the spying through mirrors was true. Like the other platforms, this one was too small to hold us all, and neither Cat or Argentea were willing to allow me to take the lead: I was the weakest and least experienced member of the...
Kileanna
2018-02-10T18:17:16Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#62
2018-02-06T19:44:45Z
2018-02-04T20:25:40Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 29</b></p>
<p>After searching the whole level we found no more opposition, just another private chamber and two more teleporting platforms: one was a simple block of ice at the end of a short corridor while the other was beautifully carved, with a red carpet leading to it and at the end of a luxurious mirrored hall. It wasn't difficult to tell which one should lead to Nazhena's private sanctum and which one to the aerie on the top of the tower. Even without Mierul's information it wouldn't have been a hard guess.</p>
<p>But before we got into more trouble, we searched the last room we had found. According to the size and style of the clothes in the closet, it probably belonged to the captain we had just fought, who seemed to have quite expensive tastes, as she kept a chest full of jewelry and assorted finery under her bed. But the biggest treasure were a handful of tiny bottles that resonated with magic: the ability to fall slowly for a limited time granted by three of them would be of great use in the immediate future.</p>
<p>After we were done with searching Hestrig's room we went on to examine the teleporters. I was pretty sure about knowing the right verse to activate the main teleporter but, as Mierul had warned us, it refused to work, so we tried our luck with the one that should lead to the aerie. Once again, Argentea and I stood on the platform and I recited the verses:</p>
<p><i>-Take wing, soar and fly, let me see the winter sky.</i></p>
<p>Again, the ice creeped over our legs and soon we were completely encased in ice but, as it had happened the last time, it only lasted a moment before our prison exploded in a million shards and we were greeted by chilly winds, the croaking of crows, and the unpleasant smell of their droppings. There was a triangle shaped structure that acted as a perch for the birds, but most of them were flying free around the tower. Their keeper, Jairess Sonn, was standing by the balcony, but she turned to face us as we appeared. She was dressed in completely ordinary furs and leather, but her blue skin made her really stand out as something quite different than a simple human. Also, her blond hair seemed to float around her rather than obey the dictates of the wind.</p>
<p>-Protect me from the intruders!- she cried out.</p>
<p>The crows understood and obeyed, gathering in a cloud of black wings around their mistress. I had already been swarmed by crows once and it wasn't an experience that I wanted to repeat. Fortunately, I had the perfect spell to deal with the situation.</p>
<p>-Stay away.- I said to Argentea. </p>
<p>As I finished reciting the arcane words for my spell, I felt the sensation of being choking. I coughed, trying to clear my throat of whatever was obstructing it, and more than a hundred spiders of about half the size of my fist crawled out of my mouth and down my body, heading towards Jairess Sonn and her crow army. One could think that the crows should be safe as long as they didn't touch the ground, but spiders can be also pretty good jumpers, and they gladly preyed on any bird that made the mistake of flying too close to them.</p>
<p>When Nadya and Cat got onto the aerie they witnessed a chaotic situation: crows pecking at spiders, spiders biting crows and the blue skinned tamer in the middle of everything, twisting around like crazy in an attempt of getting rid of the spiders crawling all over her body. Meanwhile, Argentea and I stayed away: the spiders were as loyal as most spiders are, and my control over them was very limited.</p>
<p>Jairess commanded her crows to attack me, trying desperately to set herself free, and it worked, but not as she expected: I concentrated to make the spiders follow and distract the crows so they couldn't attack me. It didn't work out, as the crows moved way faster, and I found myself swarmed by crows again. At least Jairess was free now, so my friends could go to get her. And they didn't waste their time: unprotected by her shield of crows, Jairess wasn't a big threat. Cat and Argentea quickly flanked her, but it was Nadya who was about to finish her off when the tamer surrendered.</p>
<p>-Call out the birds!- I demanded.
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-Call out the spiders!- she answered, while she commanded the birds to fly away with a single gesture. Without any crows in sight, the swarm turned their hungry eyes towards the closest living thing: me. Concentrating again to send them crawling down the tower wasn't as much an answer to Jairess' demand as a matter of survival.</p>
<p>Jairess was a priestess, a follower of Kisla the Wild (called Chislev among humans), the goddess of Wilderness. She carried in her the blood of the spirits of the wind, and she had always felt affinity with birds. Nazhena had hired her to raise and feed the crows, and she couldn't care less for politics or wars. The duchess had always been fair to her and she considered her a good ruler, to the point that she dismissed Nadya when she told her about what had happened to her daughter.</p>
<p>-She must have commited a grave offence to deserve that punishment.- she said.</p>
<p>But when we told her about the Winter Portal and Nazhena's plans to turn Ergoth into a frozen wasteland again, she became suddenly concerned. Her first reaction was believing that everything we were telling her was a lie but when we asked her to travel Northwest and see for herself she realized that we were telling the truth she was horrified. As a follower of Kisla and a keeper of balance, Jairess found Nazhena's aspirations heretical.</p>
<p>After the priestess had agreed to give us the key to the main teleporter, we told her to lock herself in her room for her own safety and leave when everything was over, as we had done with Mierul. She refused to stay any longer, though, as she had her own means to leave without being noticed and didn't want to be close if we failed and Radosek realized her betrayal. She gathered up all her scarce belongings that she was keeping in her room, all but a beautiful mobile made out of ice crystals shaped to resemble tiny birds, which was hanging from the ceiling. It reflected the falling sun, creating spots of light all over the room.</p>
<p>-Aren't you taking this?- I asked, fearing that she was forgetting about it. It seemed like something with sentimental value.
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-It was a gift from Radosek- she answered with a hint of contempt-. You can keep it. Or thrash it, for all I care.</p>
<p>After packaging up, Jairess drank a flight potion and floated away. The crows were also gone, at least for now, making the aerie suddenly calm and silent. From the top of the tower, we had an amazing view of the sunset in the frozen plains. I could even see Waldsby in the distance with the small wooden houses and the white gusts of smoke coming out from the chimneys. One of the smoke columns caught my attention being bigger than the others: someone must be cooking something delicious for dinner.</p>
CHAPTER 29
After searching the whole level we found no more opposition, just another private chamber and two more teleporting platforms: one was a simple block of ice at the end of a short corridor while the other was beautifully carved, with a red carpet leading to it and at the end of a luxurious mirrored hall. It wasn't difficult to tell which one should lead to Nazhena's private sanctum and which one to the aerie on the top of the tower. Even without Mierul's information it wouldn't have...
Kileanna
2018-02-04T20:25:40Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#61
2018-01-31T12:40:08Z
2018-01-29T21:44:13Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 28</b></p>
<p>We gathered up Argentea's belongings, though she insisted on discarding some cosmetics that had been obviously used by the doppelganger. She wanted to throw away the torn dress too, but I convinced her not to do so. I knew a few tricks that could make the dress look fine again. The clothes I was wearing were at least twenty years old and, barring a couple of patches that they already had when I got them, they looked like they were brand new. I have never understood people who believe that using magic for fighting is fine, but using it for casual things isn't. That 's how wizards think: you shouldn't practice casual magic in front of people because they are afraid of magic. Maybe they wouldn't be so afraid if people witnessed more helpful casual magic (like clothes mending) and less people being burned alive by a harmful spell, right?</p>
<p>But we've had enough venting for now. We'll get back to my ideological differences with wizards later. Now, let's get back to the Pale Tower. We had just decreased the number of Argenteas by one and gotten back to the dining hall, ready to keep searching the place. As we opened the next door, the first thing I noticed was a delicious scent of freshly baked goods, but before my mouth had time to start salivating, a short ashen-skinned figure wearing an apron startled us. From what I could extract from his swift speech in Skald, he didn't want intruders in his kitchen and wanted to kick us out. I didn't get the feeling that he minded a whole lot that we were also intruders in the tower. He just wanted us out from "his" kitchen. Before we could apologize and get out the gnomish creature (a spriggan, as Nadya would tell us later) used the innate magic of his kind to cast a spell to scare us away. It worked, at least on Cat and Nadya, who backed away in fear, but it caused the opposite reaction on Argentea, who stepped towards him in determination. I pointed at the spriggan and made a quick gesture to impose a curse on him, while resorting to my usual manic laughter to keep his resolution undermined (here is a tiny secret about my most basic curses: they only work because people think they do, it's all in the head).</p>
<p>-Witch!- the spriggan cried out, with a mixture of fear and reverence in his voice, and then he tapped himself on the chest while crying out loud:- Grow! Grow! Grow!</p>
<p>In front of our eyes, he started to grow in size like a well fermented dough, until he was many heads taller than Argentea. I kept cackling, half because I needed to hold my curse on him, half because I found the whole situation pretty amusing: I had never seen an enlargement effect being casted like that.</p>
<p>-Two can play at that game!- I said. I knew the perfect spell for the situation. After I said the words and made the proper gestures I added three last words to the spell:-Grow, grow, grow!</p>
<p>I thought it was pretty funny, but Argentea looked at me like she was questioning my sanity again and Nina hooted in dismay: that wasn't how the spell was intended to be! My magic worked fine, anyway, and Argentea grew up almost to double of her size.</p>
<p>-What...?- Argentea was confused and disoriented with her new size and missed a couple of hits against the spriggan. Meanwhile, Nadya and Cat joined the fray, already recovered from the magical fear. My sister sneaked into the battle from between Argentea's legs while some arrows flew above her head into the fray. Nadya's aim never ceased to impress me. Cat was a pretty good archer too, but she would most likely shoot Argentea instead of the enemy if she ever tried to do what Nadya was doing.</p>
<p>The spriggan was a tougher fighter that one would expect for a cook to be. He attacked Cat and Argentea with formidable strength while he threatened with feeding us to the troll.</p>
<p>-The troll is dead, and so are you- said Nadya in an absolutely cold voice that gave me the creeps, while she fired another arrow. It would be hard to tell if it was her who delivered the final blow to the spriggan, as the fight was as messy as most fights are, but those were definitely the last words the cook heard before he fell to the ground, shrinking back to his normal size.
<br />
-Grow, grow, grow?- Argentea looked at me in disbelief- Seriously?</p>
<p>I shrugged.</p>
<p>-It worked.
<br />
-You are the weirdest witch I have ever known.- said Nadya.</p>
<p>I had been called weird and witch so many times that I had lost count, but that was the first time I took it as a compliment: all the witches Nadya had known were cold, heartless tyrants.</p>
<p>-Kileanna, look, cookies!- cried out Cat. She knew how much I liked anything sweet. The last time we had sneaked into a kitchen I had been sick for two days because of a cake that was too big and tasty for my own good. And now, there I was, in front of a tray full of some of the most delicious looking cookies I had ever seen, and I didn't really mind the fact that I had a dead spriggan laying besides me. One of the cookies looked especially good: it had been shaped as a dragon's head and covered in frosting to make it look like a white dragon with a candied cherry as its eye. If that wasn't enough, it was about the size of my open hand... So bad that a quick magic examination revealed that the cookie was not only magical but cursed. I never got to know why would someone put a curse on a cookie, but I had to deem it unsafe for eating and crush it. The rest of them were absolutely non magic and delicious, though, so I packaged them up to share them with Hatch and Nadya's kids when we got back to Waldsby.</p>
<p>The rest of the group wasn't nearly as excited as I was about the cookies, so we moved on to our next destination in the Pale Tower, getting through the oversized double doors to a mirrored hall with two large doors on each side and another one in front of us. Behind the door to our left there was a big chamber, where a hideous tangle of vines vaguely shaped to resemble a young kid stood chained to a wall. The creature, clearly insane, hungry, or insanely hungry stared at us for a second and then attempted to attack us in a mindless rage. The chains stopped him right in the middle of the charge but it kept pulling and, even if the chains seemed resilient enough to hold it, the ice of the wall didn't. As we thought that fighting a plant-baby-monster wouldn't do any good, we just closed the door to the room again, but we could hear it shrieking and pulling at its chains for a while before it seemed to calm down.
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The door to out right led to a big, cramped library, with bookshelves that reached the ceiling covering all walls but one, which was occupied by another massive mirror. The center of the room was clear and well lit, oocupied only by a big wooden table with a big pile of books on it. A human woman quickly closed the book she was reading stood up as we entered the room.</p>
<p>-Who are you and what are you doing here?- she asked disdainfully in Skald.</p>
<p>She was tall, even by human standards and despite wearing no armor she had the bearing of a warrior. At first I thought she was unarmed but, as she approached, I noticed she was carrying the biggest sword I had ever seen on her back.</p>
<p>-We are...- what? Innocent visitors wandering around holding bloodstained weapons? Terribly accented guards that she hadn't met before for unknown reasons? I didn't know how to end my phrase.
<br />
-...coming for Nazhena.- concluded Nadya for me.</p>
<p>The woman in the library unsheathed her sword and moved one step closer.</p>
<p>-Bad luck. She's gone.
<br />
-Where?- I asked. </p>
<p>The woman hinted a crooked smile and spoke in a perfect yet heavily accented Common.</p>
<p>-That isn't of any concern to a bunch of northern weaklings who are most likely going to die here.</p>
<p>Both Argentea and Nadya seemed about to jump at her throat. I could picture them asking "who are you calling a weakling?" and "who are you calling a northerner?" respectively.</p>
<p>-We don't need to prove anything to you- I said-. There's no reason to start a pointless fight here. If you stay out of this, we won't come after you.</p>
<p>The tall woman raised an eyebrow.</p>
<p>-Do I look scared? Should I be? The Abyss will freeze over the day I back away from the poorly concealed threats of a northerner.
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-We are not threatening you- to my surprise, my voice sounded way too much like a threatening hiss, which partially invalidated what I was saying-. We are trying to spare your life.
<br />
I had to admit that her cocky attitude was getting me to my nerves.
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-Does it seem like I need your pity? You are just trying to save your miserable lives.</p>
<p>Of course, we have gotten right into our enemy's lair because we were such cowards!</p>
<p>-Fight.- said Nadya dryly, while aiming her bow at her. All the patience she could muster had evaporated since we had been told that Nazhena was gone. She still didn't want to believe it and needed to see it with her own eyes as soon as possible.</p>
<p>The tall woman was ready for a fight. Cat was the first to strike, going right for the throat as usual, but our enemy parried the first attack with a bare arm, taking only a superficial wound. An invisible field blocked the second attack, and I recognised it as a magic armor spell, the same that I usually casted on myself everyday. Could she be some sort of spellcaster? It seemed so, as she stepped back, recited some arcane words and started growing up. That seemed to be the theme of the day, though there was no "grow, grow, grow" involved in this case. She prepared to deliver a powerful blow with her oversized sword, but she had lost way too much time casting the spell, and both Argentea and Nadya took advantage of it. Meanwhile, my task was business as usual: cursing and cackling.</p>
<p>The fight didn't last long, with only Argentea being hurt on our side as she approached the enlarged woman. The hit could have been devastating, but she managed to deflect most of it with her sword and get a shallow cut on her right arm. After that, our opponent didn't have another chance to fight back before she was knocked down unconscious. We disarmed her, tied her up and used Indi's healing wand (that he had gracefully lent to us) to get her back to consciousness. She might have useful information.</p>
<p>Indeed, she might have, but she wasn't willing to share. The most useful piece of information that came out from her mouth was her name: "Captain" Hestrig Orlov. Every other question received contemptuous, or directly threatening answers. She was mocking us. We had already lost our patience, and when I told her that she'd rather speak, for her own good, she anwswered in a daring voice:
<br />
-Are you going to torture me?</p>
<p>-No!- we all said in unison, all but Nadya. Her silence worried me.
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-Then, what is the worst thing you can do to me? Killing me? Nazhena will do worse than that.</p>
<p>Thora immediately came to my mind. She was probably right. After realizing we wouldn't get any information out of her, we came to the conclusion that the best we could do was leaving her there, gagged and tied up, but it was Hestrig who convinced us that it wasn't a good idea:</p>
<p>-How much time do you think will pass before someone will find me here and release me, and how long before I come back after you?- I swear she was looking at the mirror as she spoke- If you want to fight me again, release me now, I am ready for more!</p>
<p>Even if Hestrig seemed hot-headed she didn't seem like an idiot. Why demanding another fight right now, wounded, alone and at clear disadvantage, when she could come back later, fully healed and maybe even with some backup? I couldn't understand then, but now I believe that she was scared. With all her pretended self confidence and cockiness, she was utterly afraid of Nazhena, and she'd rather face a sure death by our hands than whatever punishment the witch kept for people who failed to perform their assigned duties. Whatever the reason was, we came to the realisation that we had to kill her. Argentea was willing to free her and allow her to make a last stand against us, but Cat and I couldn't disagree more.</p>
<p>-Freeing her doesn't make it any less of an execution- I argued-. In her current state she doesn't have the slightest chance against us. It won't be a honorable combat but a parody. At best, she will manage to hurt one of us before she gets killed, and we would be wasting what little magic our healing wand still has left, only to trick ourselves into believing that we are giving her a chance.</p>
<p>My speech was passionate, but completely useless, as Cat and Nadya were already more inclined towards a quick and painless death and Argentea kept thinking that Captain Orlov deserved to die like a warrior. Much to her disgust, the majority had spoken, and Hestrig Orlov died with an arrow shot through her eye socket. Maybe Argentea was right and she deserved better than that, but we had to think about our own safety first.</p>
CHAPTER 28
We gathered up Argentea's belongings, though she insisted on discarding some cosmetics that had been obviously used by the doppelganger. She wanted to throw away the torn dress too, but I convinced her not to do so. I knew a few tricks that could make the dress look fine again. The clothes I was wearing were at least twenty years old and, barring a couple of patches that they already had when I got them, they looked like they were brand new. I have never understood people who...
Kileanna
2018-01-29T21:44:13Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#60
2018-01-26T20:23:23Z
2018-01-24T12:16:40Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 27</b></p>
<p>We walked by a mirrored wall to a side door to take Mierul to her chamber. There seemed to be mirrors everywhere, in every room, which gave us the sensation of being under constant watch. We feared that our conversation with Mierul could have been heard through the mirrors, but what else could we have done to prevent it? We hadn't found a single room where we were safe from our reflections' watchful eyes.</p>
<p>Next to Mierul's room there was another closed door. Cat opened it carefully, but the person who was inside the room had heard us and stood up quickly. Having been noticed, my sister opened the door wide enough for us all to see inside. The room was small yet luxurious, with a rather comfortable looking bed with some beautiful dresses scattered over it, a big wooden closet with intricate carvings, and a matching boudoir with... guess what? Yes! A big oval mirror. But the most striking feature of the room wasn't the interior decoration, but the person that we met inside. She was wearing a green dress that complimented her olive skin and her green eyes, with carefully combed curls of auburn hair falling over her shoulders. She stepped towards us with a mixture of resolution and elegance, while we stood paralyzed for a few seconds, as we couldn't believe what we were seeing: the woman that we had in front of us looked exactly like Argentea!</p>
<p>-Who are you?- asked the woman in the green dress. She stared at (our) Argentea with a worried look in her eyes.
<br />
- Who. Are. You- replied (our) Argentea-. That is the real question.
<br />
-I am Lady Argentea Malassene, squire of the Order of the Crown. Has Nazhena sent you to kill me and replace me?</p>
<p>Despite not carrying, apparently, any weapons, this new Argentea didn't seem intimidated by us. She stepped back, though, when the fully armed Argentea approached her, sword in hand. </p>
<p>-Stop pretending to be me, imposter!
<br />
-Alright, calm down!- I said, <a href="http://fav.me/dc10ehb" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">getting between them</a>, as I feared they would try to kill each other. Then I addressed the one who had been traveling with us:- Let her explain herself.
<br />
-I am not going to listen to any of her lies!
<br />
Again, she looked like she was about to attack, but I intervened again.
<br />
-Maybe she isn't lying.
<br />
-Then I am, is that what you mean?- I had never seen her so upset.
<br />
-No!- I cried out desperately.
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-Explain yourself!- demanded both in unison.
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-Yes, please- said Nadya-. I don't get where you are trying to go with this.</p>
<p>"Out of this mess I got myself into" I thought.</p>
<p>-I mean, maybe both of you believe to be the real one. Maybe Nazhena played with her mind to make her believe it.
<br />
-Not with mine!- both screamed in unison again.</p>
<p>I really wanted to think that the woman who had been traveling with us was the real one, but both looked so alike that it was confusing. And what about the intimate moments we had shared? She had behaved like a completely different person then. That an engaged solamnic noblewoman like her showed even the slightest interest in an accursed pariah like me seemed far from believable. What if we had been traveling with an imposter, maybe even a spy? After seeing her risking her life for us, I couldn't believe that she was a traitor, at least not willingly. But, what if she didn't know? Even if the new Argentea was the imposter, we didn't have any proof that she was lying rather than having been deceived through magic. All about this situation was so confusing and difficult to handle.</p>
<p>-Do you recall how you got here?- I asked to the woman in the green dress.
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-I was kidnapped by bandits and brought here- she explained-. I was kept here since then. I didn't know what the Winter Witches were planning to do with me- she leveled a cold stare at the other Argentea-. But now I do.
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-Your room wasn't locked from the outside.- Cat pointed out.
<br />
The new Argentea looked at my sister defensively.
<br />
-I didn't have any weapons- she pointed at her lookalike's shield in an accusatory way-, I was in a hostile place. What could I have done?
<br />
-Fight for your life.- answered the fully armed Argentea. I don't know if that was intended to be a piece of advice or a threat, as she stepped towards her with her sword unsheathed (I believe that she was just trying to intimidate her, but it could also be that our Argentea had grown tired of tolerating her lookalike). I wasn't able to react in time to stop her, but it was probably for the better. Foreseeing an upcoming attack, the imposter revealed its true appearance: a tall and slender creature of unidentifiable gender with a pale, featureless face, who fitted as well in Argentea's dress as a young kid would have fit in their parent's clothes. The real Argentea opened her eyes wide in shock and released a cry of anger before striking the creature, who unsuccesfully attempted to defend itself with its bare claws. I had never seen anything similar to that creature before, but stories about doppelgangers who replaced people without no one noticing were well known in popular tales. They were depicted as cunning, manipulative and heartless creatures... who weren't specially good at fighting, as we had the opportunity to attest. Even in its true form, he was no rival for the real Argentea. Of course, we knew better than to participate in the duel: we might have earned a good old shield bash if we had tried.</p>
<p>-This was my favorite dress- Argentea knelt by the corpse of the alien creature, pondering the damage done by her sword and the spilled blood to her clothes-. What is this... thing?
<br />
-They are called doppelgangers, I think. Now we know why they kidnapped you.
<br />
-If they already had a ready replacement for me, why bothering to keep me alive?
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-They probably wanted to bring you here so that thing could learn how to do a better impersonation of you.
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-Yes, because it didn't look like me at all. I cannot believe that it fooled you!
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-I think that it actually made a pretty good Argentea.- Cat chuckled.</p>
<p>My sister was right. Even asuming that the doppelganger had been reading our minds to improve its impersonation, its imitation of Argentea had been way too accurate. Not to forget that it had already been wearing Argentea's face before we got into the room. That implied previous knowledge of her. Maybe she had just been scryed with magic during her captivity at the lodge, but it worried me that everything could have been planned out in advance and they could have been watching her for a long time. I felt that it wasn't a good time to bother her with new concerns, as she already had many, so I didn't translate my fears into words. Making her suspicious of her own family and allies would do no good.</p>
<p>-Are all this fancy clothes and cosmetics yours?- asked Cat, messing around with the items scattered around the place and making me push aside my grim thoughts. She was really good at it- They look rather impractical. Can you even breathe with this thing on?</p>
<p>Cat sat on the bed, holding a dress with a very tight corset. We were used to see Argentea in her battle gear, and it was difficult to us to picture her wearing something like that, even if her copycat had allowed us to see how she'd look. </p>
<p>-These clothes aren't meant to be comfortable. They are noble garments.</p>
<p>Cat raised an eyebrow in disbelief.</p>
<p>-One would think that more money meant more comfortable clothes.
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-They cannot be comfortable or practical. If you are wearing clothes that don't allow you to do a lot of things, it means that you have people who will do all those things for you.
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-You humans don't make any sense. Doing things for yourself is good, you know?
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-I agree, but this dresses look so pretty anyway- I intervened-. I can understand how someone could want to wear them.</p>
<p>Argentea gave me a skeptical look. Despite all that she had just said, I must note that I have never seen her as comfortable in a noble garment as I have seen her in her battle attire. But, after all, it was she who said that noble garments weren't meant to be comfortable.</p>
CHAPTER 27
We walked by a mirrored wall to a side door to take Mierul to her chamber. There seemed to be mirrors everywhere, in every room, which gave us the sensation of being under constant watch. We feared that our conversation with Mierul could have been heard through the mirrors, but what else could we have done to prevent it? We hadn't found a single room where we were safe from our reflections' watchful eyes.
Next to Mierul's room there was another closed door. Cat opened it...
Kileanna
2018-01-24T12:16:40Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#59
2018-01-20T14:14:53Z
2018-01-20T10:30:50Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 26</b></p>
<p>As we opened the doors we were greeted by an unexpected wave of heat. We got to a circular chamber dominated by a steaming pool right in the center, surrounded by six pillars of ice. Cloudy versions of ourselves walked towards us from foggy mirrors on the walls as we entered the room. I wasn't still used to my own reflection (it was disturbing) but, aside from that, the chamber seemed empty. We approached cautiously to the center and I kneeled by the pool. The water was steaming hot, perfect for a bath. I got rid of my uncomfortable guard costume (which was pretty useless in such close quarters) to make it seem like I was about to get into the pool.</p>
<p>-Forget about Nazhena, I am staying here.- I joked. Fluffyball Nina opened an eye and hooted lazily in agreement.
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-Focus.- said Argentea trying to appear severe but not really being able to conceal her smile.
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-Okay...- I answered with pretended annoyance and joined back with the group.</p>
<p>There were many sets of doors that led out of the main hall, plus a couple of square ice platforms, one at each side of the room. A magical detection spell revealed that they were magical in nature, so I proceeded to examine them more thoroughly while Cat approached stealthily the doors to check what was behind them. Meanwhile, Nadya and Argentea kept an eye out for us so we weren't surprised by unexpected attackers. The floor, despite being made out of polished ice, wasn't slippery at all, and it muffled sound allowing my sister to move around like a ghost. When she was done she informed us that two doors lead to latrines, another two lead to sets of stairs, and the last ones lead to chambers full of people. Though she only had been able to get a glimpse of the two last rooms, she was pretty sure that they were some kind of dormitories or barracks for the guards. Meanwhile, I had identified the platforms as some sort of teleporters that could be only be activated by some sort of specific event. If that was the use of an item, a password, or anything else, I had no clue, nor I did know where they led to. But I remembered the song that Hatch had taught us, insisting so much on us learning it by heart. The first time I had heard the verses I had thought them to be a sort of riddle but maybe they were just a password. I was excited to check out if my guess about the teleporters was right, so I voted to try our luck with them before walking up the stairs. Nadya agreed: if they were aware of our presence in the tower, they would expect us to use the stairs, not the teleporters. Argentea didn't think that a magic device could be a trustworthy traveling option but she had to agree with Nadya's reasons, so she reluctantly accepted that taking the teleporter could be the best option... if we could manage to make it work, that's it.</p>
<p>The teleporters weren't that big, allowing for only two of us to stay on the platform at the same time. Unexpectedly, everyone volunteered to be the one to accompany me on my first try, but we decided that Argentea would be the most appropriate one to go with me if we met problems on the other side, as she was an expert at keeping attackers at bay. I could tell she was rather scared when she stepped onto the platform: she didn't like or trust magic, but still she did her best to keep her usual look of determination.
<br />
<i>
<br />
-A gathering within the wall, take one, take us all.</i></p>
<p>I recited, more than singing. I had a soft voice, and people tended to find my kagonesti accent rather melodic, but aside from that I didn't have the slightest bit of musical talent. Anyway, the teleporter must be as tone deaf as I was, because the reciting worked fine. Suddenly, I felt a coat of ice climbing up my legs, covering my whole body. Argentea lifted her shield in an instinctive attempt of protecting herself but, before we were able to do anything, we were completely covered in ice. Was it a trap? Had I said the wrong password? Soon the layer of frost shattered, releasing us again. It had all happened so fast, lasting not more than a few seconds, and then we realized that we were somewhere else and Cat and Nadya weren't with us.</p>
<p>A melody ceased sounding as we materialized in a luxurious dining room. Two diminutive winged creatures stopped dancing among the chandeliers and stared at us in surprise. Mierul, the traveling bard we had met two days ago, was there holding a lyre, seeming as surprised as her fellow fey were. Clearly, we had interrupted something.</p>
<p>Mierul started singing and playing again, a hauntingly beautiful magical song meant to fill the hearts of her allies with resolution. The two smallest faeries muttered arcane words and disappeared from sight with a simple gesture, just like the faeries in the forests of Linsel did. But this time I was prepared. I had been learning more secrets from Eternity and I was looking forward to put them into practice: I took a pinch of sand from my belt pocket and blown it towards the position where I believed the fey to be. With a couple of gestures and a word of power, the sand transformed into a massive cloud that filled most of the room, coating everything in glitter: the chandeliers, the dishes, the furniture and, of course, the invisible fey.</p>
<p>There was a huge dining table in the middle of the room that acted as a barrier between Mierul and us, so Argentea had to go all the way round the table to get to her. Cat would have thrown herself under or over the table, but I just couldn't picture Argentea doing that. One of the smallest faeries aimed his bow at Argentea, but the sting of the tiny arrows didn't even pierce her armor. The other one just brushed her eyes violently, trying to remove the sparkling glitter that hindered her vision. At that moment, Cat and Nadya materialized in the room with an explosion of shards of ice, ready to fight. They didn't know what was going on, but we looked like we were in trouble and that was enough for them. Cat rolled under the table trying to get to Mierul, while Nadya took aim at the flying faeries that were beyond our reach. Without the weather on their side and with a skilled archer (with cold iron arrows) on ours they weren't so tough. Mierul was the only one left standing in the blink of an eye, and only because she was harder to reach. I put her to sleep to prevent her from running away, and when she woke up she had the edge of Argentea's new sword resting on her neck.</p>
<p>-Please, don't kill me- she pleaded with the hesitant voice of someone who wasn't used to plead-. I surrender.</p>
<p>We had actually no reasons to kill her. She had caused no direct harm to us and, taking into account that we had broken into the room fully armed and prepared for a fight, it wasn't unusual nor unreasonable that she had attempted to defend herself. We told her to lock herself in her room and stay there until we were done with Nazhena. Then, she would be free to leave.</p>
<p>-You won't find Nazhena here- said the bard when she heard the duchess' name-. She has been called to Whitethrone by the Queen herself. </p>
<p>-What do you mean that she isn't here?- Nadya's voice trembled. For a moment I feared that she was either about to start crying or to fire an arrow into Mierul's guts, but she just gave her a cold stare. I couldn't imagine what was going on in her head in that moment.
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-She was already gone when I got here- shrugged Mierul-. She left Radosek in charge.</p>
<p>I noticed a slight disagreement in Mierul's voice, and it wasn't hard guessing the reason. Radosek had hired a troll as a guard who had slain and devoured the dogs. His guards had let us in with next to no checking. We had got to the second floor without any opposition. It didn't seem like Nazhena's apprentice was doing anything near competent work here.</p>
<p>We interrogated Mierul about what could be Nazhena doing in Whitethrone (the capital of Irrisen, as Nadya told us) and what could Queen Elvanna might want from her, but she didn't seem to know anything. She was just an artist, a wandering bard, as she constantly reminded us. She knew nothing about a winter portal either, and she looked genuinely surprised when we asked. She proved to be more useful when it came to questions about Radosek and the Pale tower, as she was more than willing to share with us which was the teleporter that led to his bedroom and to the ritual chamber where he and Nazhena usually performed their magic. She still didn't seem to believe that we weren't going to kill her afterwards and thus she tried to be as helpful as she could so we would spare her life.</p>
<p>-He doesn't allow anyone to use that teleporter without his consent, though- Mierul warned us-. He keeps it locked with a key, but he might have given a copy to someone.
<br />
-Who?- asked Nadya, who wasn't in the mood for games at that moment.
<br />
-He gave a key to the keeper of the aerie, hoping she'd come visit him at nights while Nazhena was away- she had the hint of a smile on her lips, the smile of someone who knows a secret that could destroy someone by telling it. One could guess she didn't like Radosek at all-. As far as I know, he is still waiting.
<br />
-Who is she?- I asked.</p>
<p>Mierul shrugged again.</p>
<p>-Her name is Jairess Sonn and she is some sort of priestess, I believe. She doesn't look fully human, though.</p>
<p>We posed a couple more questions to Mierul, like what she meant with Jairess not being fully human (something about her having blue skin despite not being winter-touched, she said), but she wasn't of much more help, so we escorted her to her room and she locked herself in.</p>
<p>Nadya was very disappointed after our chat with Mierul. The rest of us were at the Pale Tower because of the Winter Portal, so Nazhena's absence could be a good thing after all, as we weren't prepared to win a fight against a powerful winter witch. But Nadya has joined us only because she wanted to avenge her daughter and take Nazhena down. To her, this was a hard hit. I felt really sorry for her, but now we had to focus on closing the portal and trying to stay alive.</p>
CHAPTER 26
As we opened the doors we were greeted by an unexpected wave of heat. We got to a circular chamber dominated by a steaming pool right in the center, surrounded by six pillars of ice. Cloudy versions of ourselves walked towards us from foggy mirrors on the walls as we entered the room. I wasn't still used to my own reflection (it was disturbing) but, aside from that, the chamber seemed empty. We approached cautiously to the center and I kneeled by the pool. The water was steaming...
Kileanna
2018-01-20T10:30:50Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#58
2018-01-18T13:44:28Z
2018-01-15T21:17:26Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 25</b></p>
<p>The next day I woke up before the break of dawn with Nina pulling my hair. Everybody else was still sleeping, but I had to commune with Nina to prepare my daily spells. Each morning I spent about an hour meditating in her company to replenish my magic, so I usually was the first one to wake up but the last one to join the group... though Indi usually shared my situation, as his goddess demanded him to commune with her at sunrise. This morning was unusually early, though, and Indi was still sleeping. Lucky him.</p>
<p>When I joined up with the group they were already having breakfast. We had some leftovers from the previous day, Nadya kissed her kids goodbye, and we departed with the first lights of the day. Orm and Mjoli were happy: something they had heard made them believe we were going to bring Thora back, and they missed her. They were also glad to be left with their new friend Indi, who was much funnier than that old boring Kashka, who was always complaining about her aching hips.</p>
<p>With the first lights of the dawn, I chose my three riders for the day: the redhead Nadya was My Red Sun, the sneaky and stealthy Cat was My Black Midnight and Argentea, our knight in bright armor, could only be My Bright Morning. Then, we tied the dogs to the sled and got back on the road.</p>
<p>Nadya knew all the best paths to get to the Pale Tower without being noticed and despite walking through the woods made our trip longer and more exhausting we were rewarded with an uneventful trip, as patrols rarely ventured beyond the roads. We got to our destination by midday, and I was almost blinded by the light the tower reflected. It was, as I had thought, completely sculpted out of ice and surrounded by a wall of pointy icicles about three times our height. The tower itself resembled a giant icicle. One of the first things we noticed as our eyes got used to the reflecting light was that there was a massive flock of black birds (most likely crows) flying around the top of the building.</p>
<p>There was no visible entrance, but there was a trail of footprints and sled tracks in the snow that led directly to the wall, so it wasn't hard to guess that there must be a door. We decided to approach the tower from the main road and try to get anyone who watched the entrance to allow us to pass. We still had part of the gear that we had taken from the guards we had fought at the inn, so we could pass as a returning patrol to anyone who looked at us from a certain distance. Cat's impersonation wasn't very good, as she was really short for a human and her features were clearly elven, so she stayed behind, cloaked, hooded, and covered by the rest of us. Being almost a head taller than my sister, I didn't have the same problem and despite not having an imposing frame as Argentea or, to a minor degree, Nadya had, I had something even better: magic. Since I was a child I had known how to trick people's minds into make them perceive me as an entirely different person. I didn't know where that ability came from, as nobody had taught it to me, but it had proven useful in the past to get free meals. This would be the first time that I put it in a truly serious use and I really wished that it worked. Nadya had been teaching me some words and phrases in Skald and I hoped to be able to speak them correctly and convincingly to reinforce my impersonation. In the end, Skald was kinda similar to Common, as all human languages had a common origin in Ergot, the first human tongue. What really made Skald difficult to understand (and to speak) was the accent: despite having been practicing for the last hours, the heavy consonant sounds still got stuck in my throat.</p>
<p>We approached the wall, with Nadya and me in the lead, and Cat in the back. I was wearing the face of one of Sertane's men, so the guards on the wall could at least see a familiar face. The rest of the group covered their faces with their hoods the best they could. I was relieved to hear that the guard that adressed us spoke in short phrases and cried them out loud and clear: "Who goes there?", "Where do you come from?" So I was able to understand everything with little effort. Nadya and I did all the speaking, though there wasn't too much to do. I repeated my prepared speech and we were allowed to get in without further questioning. Part of the wall lifted like a regular portcullis, through instead of metal bars it was made out of polished icicles. We crossed the gate, and I felt grateful that the guards remained in their places instead of approaching us, as I didn't think our costumes were good enough to hold up to a closer examination.</p>
<p>We got into an open courtyard, dominated by an imposing ice scultpture of a dragon spreading its wings. To its sides, there were seven wooden shacks, and some dogsleds parked near them. As soon as we got out of the sight of the guards at the entrance we peeped inside one of the shacks.</p>
<p>-Dogs- whispered Cat, the first one to look-. But they are dead.
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-Are you sure?- asked Argentea, who couldn't see a lot in the dim light inside the shack.
<br />
-Yes, unless they like sleeping in a pool of blood with their guts scattered all around the place.</p>
<p>Argentea backed away, deciding she didn't need to see that, and headed towards another shack. She opened the door, took a look inside, closed the door and looked at us with a face that made her look like she smelled rotting fish.</p>
<p>-Nothing to see. Just more dead dogs.
<br />
-But who did it? And why?- I asked. Killing the dogs and leaving their remains scattered all over the place made no sense.</p>
<p>I would get an answer to my questions soon, as the next shack we checked was occupied by something quite different from a dog. A large hunched figure approached us as we opened the door. It had a thick blue skin, tiny red eyes and unusually long arms ended in hooked claws. We had fought a troll before, but this one seemed bigger and stronger.</p>
<p>We thought we could avoid a fight by pretending to be guards, but that didn't help. Bordegga, as the troll called herself, had grown tired of being paid in useless metal and gave us an ultimatum: bring me food or become food. Anything as good as the dogs from our sleds would suffice. Even though she effectively mistook us for guards, she didn't show any respect to us, acting in a belligerent way and constantly threatening us. Who was the genius who thought that hiring this troll as a guard was a good idea?</p>
<p>We might have avoided the fight, but after seeing the fate of the dogs in the kennels we weren't willing to sacrifice the ones that came with us. Most humans treated animals under their care like they were slaves or belongings, but Nadya was kind to "her" dogs. Cat and I thought that sacrificing the life of someone under our protection was beyond consideration. Argentea, who couldn't care less about the dogs, thought that Bordegga was dangerous, unpredictable, and would turn against us when she had an opportunity, and there was no point in negotiating with such a creature. She was possibly right, as the first thing Bordegga did after we told her that she couldn't eat the dogs was saying that we would make a better meal and attacking us right away.</p>
<p>Argentea was the target of the first blows, as we were ready for a fight and she had taken a strategic position up in front of us to protect us from being hit. She parried the first attack from the troll's axe, dodged her claw and made her taste the steel of her shield when she attempted to bite her. She had learned from our last time fighting a troll that they liked to bite, and this one seemed to find us especially tasty. Cat got out from behind the wall of the shack, ready to do her thing, but I told her to wait. Trolls had a thick skin and regenerative blood, which could make them formidable adversaries when fighting them with conventional weapons, but they also had a reputation for being rather stupid and weak willed. The trick that I had used against Volan and her men should work with Bordegga too: a couple of words, a simple gesture, and she was put to sleep. Cat was quick to slit her throat with no hesitation, as we knew that it wouldn't kill her but keep her unconscious for a while. According to the legends, even severed heads would grow back or reattach themselves.</p>
<p>-We must kill her- said Nadya, putting an arrow right into Bordegga's eye with surprising accuracy to prevent her from regaining consciousness-. If we don't, she will come after us as soon as she awakens.
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-Isn't there a way to prevent that?- I asked- Locking her up in the kennels,maybe?
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-Does she look like she would be held back by a thin layer of wood?- smirked Argentea.</p>
<p>She was right. Given some effort and time, even I might be able to knock down the door. </p>
<p>-We gotta be quick- insisted Nadya-. With all this noise, we must have already alerted the guards.
<br />
-Fire- I said-. We need something that we can set on fire.</p>
<p>Cat improvised a torch as fast as she could wrapping some cloth around a broken broomstick she found inside the shack. I produced some fire with my magic, just a tiny spark that was only useful to ignite easily flammable things: fire magic wasn't really my speciality. Argentea didn't wait for confirmation, as she knew what she had to do.</p>
<p>-Now!- she cried out as she beheaded the troll, holding her sword with both hands. It wasn't a clear cut: the head was still attached to the body by some sinew and bone, which was quickly regenerating.</p>
<p>Cat didn't hesitate. She pressed the improvised torch against the partially severed head and, with a crispy sound of charred flesh, the troll stopped moving. The wounds were no longer bleeding or regenerating.</p>
<p>-Should we set her on fire to be sure she's dead?- asked my sister, looking at me for an answer, but it was Nadya who spoke:
<br />
-No. No time for that.</p>
<p>It was difficult to recognize the sweet and caring mother in the cold and determined hunter that Nadya had become since our departure. Cat and Argentea shared her determination, but while the first's motivation was protecting me and the latter's was duty, Nadya was solely motivated by revenge. And, what would happen when, after having had her revenge, she realized that her daughter was still gone? I was worried for her. Anyway, we did what she said and hurried up. The guards should already be coming... Save they weren't, and they never did. They must have heard the fight. Maybe they'd rather avoid the troll. Maybe they were already used to Bordegga causing trouble and they chose to ignore her. Or maybe they were just incompetent. We never knew. We just found ourselves in front of the icy doors of the Pale Tower with no more opposition. And the doors weren't even locked. We were coming for Nazhena.</p>
CHAPTER 25
The next day I woke up before the break of dawn with Nina pulling my hair. Everybody else was still sleeping, but I had to commune with Nina to prepare my daily spells. Each morning I spent about an hour meditating in her company to replenish my magic, so I usually was the first one to wake up but the last one to join the group... though Indi usually shared my situation, as his goddess demanded him to commune with her at sunrise. This morning was unusually early, though, and Indi...
Kileanna
2018-01-15T21:17:26Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#56
2018-01-15T21:25:50Z
2018-01-11T18:15:17Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 24</b></p>
<p>Fortunately, we hadn't killed anybody in the skirmish at the inn. Unfortunately, we had messed up badly and we didn't know what to do with the prisoners. Aftet stabilizing their wounds with magic, while Cat tied them up, I examinated my own injury. It was superficial, but the bolt had been aimed to my chest. I had been lucky. It was a shot that could have easily killed me.</p>
<p>-What are we doing with this people?- asked Argentea, while searching them and removing anything they could use as a weapon.- If we set them free they will alert Nazhena and come back to get us.</p>
<p>That, supposing Nazhena hadn't seen everything using the mirror behind the bar, I thought.</p>
<p>Argentea got distracted for a second testing Sertane's sword, which was crafted out of a particular material, similar to the one Nadya used on the tips of some of her arrows. Cold iron was pretty popular in Irrisen, as it was specially effective against fey creatures. Argentea had found a new weapon.</p>
<p>-Kill them- said Indi in a serious tone. Argentea turned towards him, still wielding Sertane's blade. Indi was freaked out for a second-. We have already messed up. What's to lose?
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-So we mess up and they pay for it with their lives?- I protested- That doesn't seem fair. Let's take them to the burned house. People will probably stay away from there.
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-That will buy us some time to interrogate them and then decide what to do with them.- said Argentea.</p>
<p>It was already dark outside and there were no people in the streets, so taking them to the burned building shouldn't be difficult, and it seemed safer than waiting for the innkeepers to gather up the courage and allies to come back to get us. Carrying five adult armored men was the main problem, but we solved it by making the only one who was conscious carry one of his peers while we carried the other three. Argentea and Indi could easily lift one of them and carry him over their shoulders, while Cat and I were able to move the last one together. Cat surely could have done it by herself but I wanted to help despite not being that strong.</p>
<p>Once we were safe in the only place in the town where nobody would look, we healed our prisoners up to interrogate them. Argentea expected to get some useful information about the Pale Tower. I wanted to hear from them that we could release them without them coming back to get us. Indi just thought it was a complete loss of time. I hate to have to admit he was right. They were too loyal or too scared to reveal anything sensitive or to even think of betraying Nazhena. And, to them, something like not trying their best against us once we released them seemed like a big betrayal to Nazhena. They'd rather die against us than face the punishments she would bestow on them and their families. And the most terrible thing was that they felt that everything was right as it was: a ruler must ensure the loyalty of her people by any means, and the temptation of power combined with the fear of punishment is one of the best ways to do so.</p>
<p>When we were sure that we wouldn't be getting anything out of them without resourcing to questionable means (something inside of me wanted to test how much pain they could take before they broke, but that wasn't fine) we got back to the point of deciding what to do with them. Indi believed firmly that anything but killing them was a bad idea. They would bring us too much trouble. But, even if we aggreed, we didn't want to take that decission. In the end, I suggested that keeping them as prisoners in the burned house until we got back from the Pale Tower and freeing them after that, when we were ready to leave Waldsby, would solve most of our problems. I am pretty sure that you can see the many drawbacks of taking that course of action. We were no fools. We were aware of them. But that was the only idea we had that didn't involve killing them, so we did it anyway. </p>
<p>After that, we got back to Nadya's home and told her what had happened. She wasn't angry or even specially surprised. I can only guess that she expected us to mess up.</p>
<p>-We will depart tomorrow with the first lights- was the only thing she said-. We have to hurry up before she is fully prepared.</p>
<p>Even if she wasn't, Nazhena seemed like too much for us. But what we could do? Wait until she decided to come at us with all her minions and considerable power? Our best chance was striking first.</p>
<p>-Do you intend to come with us, Nadya?- asked Cat.
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-I am going, with or without you. Nazhena will pay for- the kids were already sleeping, but she still spoke in a lower tone-... what she did.
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-I won't try to dissuade you- I said-. You have the right to seek revenge. But you still have two children, and if you come with us, you must must be aware that we might not return.
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Nadya gave me an intense stare.
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-This is all for them. They deserve better than this.
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-I understand. I just wanted to be sure that you understood the consequences.
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-I do. Better than any of you. We cannot lose.- She didn't say that like "we will win". It was more like "If we lose, the consequences will be terrible".
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-Watch out for the goat man too- a low pitched voice came out of the kitchen alongside a munching sound- He's almost as disgusting with Nazhena.</p>
<p>A tiny man with a big beard was sitting on the table, looking at us hesitantly while chewing on one of the traits Cat and I had cooked. He looked almost like a dwarf, but he was about the size of a kender or a goblin.</p>
<p>-Hatch?- I asked.
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-You are a domovoi?- added Nadya, surprised and maybe a bit upset- And you are lviing in my house?</p>
<p>The tiny man raised an eyebrow like he was saying: "can you both stop asking obvious things?". I didn't know what domovyie (the plural for domovoi) were, but Nadya told us later. Akin to the fey, domovyie were widely known in Irrisen as mischievous home spirits who were as likely to help doing the housework as to create a real mess, depending on their whimse. This one was apparently in a helpful mood. Even if he had been a bit reluctant to show himself, Hatch wanted to share his knowledge about the Pale Tower with us, so we had a chance to survive. After Nadya's initial shock, we all listened carefully. He had a lot of information and some of it was even helpful. In addition to the color of the curtains, the location of Nazhena's footlocker, and a song that Hatch made us learn by heart because he insisted that it was important (I believed him), we also learned some useful information about the capacities of Nazhena and her apprentice Radosek Pavril (the Goat Man, as Hatch called him). Even though Hatch's explanations were anything but good, I got one thing clear: Nazhena was way beyond our capacities and she wasn't alone. But still, we'd have to find a way to defeat her and close the Winter Portal. Maybe taking the fight to her own lair, her tower protected by Baba Yaga's magic (if we were to believe Hatch's words), wasn't the wisest course of action, but it was still the best option we had.</p>
<p>-Someone should stay here.- I announced after pondering Hatch's words carefully.
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Everybody protested at the same time.
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-We cannot enter the eye of the storm unprotected- I explained-, and only four of us can bear the Mark at the same time. I don't know exactly how it works, but it's possible that we couldn't even enter the Pale Tower without it...
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-Well, it's worth taking the risk.- Shrugged Argentea.
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-...or we might be banished from existence, who knows?- I finished- You can assume the risk, but I am not up to it. Even if we are just forced to split up because of the Mark, leaving one of us behind in a hostile territory is unacceptable.</p>
<p>Not that the town was that safe, with its crossbow-wielding innkeeper, but it was definitely safer. In the end, everybody agreed to do it my way, though not everybody was happy about it. Nadya still insisted on coming along and I thought she had the right to avenge her daughter and find some peace. Argentea had also pending issues with Nazhena, who had been resonsible for her kidnapping and the death of her traveling companions. Indi, on his behalf, had befriended Orm and Mjolin and could also help Rolf the priest to learn more about Blonde. He was the perfect candidate to stay out. Now that I come to think about it, I might have suggested Indi for less objective reasons, as I don't feel that I was ready yet to fly on my own without Cat. But whatever the reason was, my arguments stuck and Indi was left behind to take care of Nadya's kids, Blonde and the prisoner. Now that I think about it, maybe leaving him in charge of the prisoners wasn't the best idea either.
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After that, we went to sleep... sort of. Nadya slept in Thora's bed. Indi, Cat and I slept on the floor by the fireplace, the best place in the house. I had slept in a real bed once in my life, when I was a child and I caught a severe cold. I had next to no memories of it, but both Cat and I thought that beds were an unnecessary luxury. Argentea, of course, as the noblewoman in the group, got to sleep in the main bed alone. It was big enough for two people, but Nadya would rather sleep with the kids, Cat and I by the fireplace and Argentea thought it was improper to have a man sleeping by her side without being married to him.</p>
<p>But before we went to sleep I wanted to have a talk with Argentea. I had been thinking all day about what had happened the last night. Cat would have said I was overthinking things. I was still worried that she could end up regretting what had happened, or thinking that I had provoked her somehow into it. Indi was much simpler, so honest and open-minded. It was easy to know what was going on in his head. But Argentea seemed confusing to me. It was like she was two different people: the real Argentea and the one she presented to the world.</p>
<p>I knocked on her door, resolved to talk it out, but when the moment came I was unable to get the words sorted in my head, and Argentea didn't seem specially comfortable with the conversation. So, instead of talking about the last night, we ended repeating the last night. At least I could be rather sure now that she didn't regret it.</p>
CHAPTER 24
Fortunately, we hadn't killed anybody in the skirmish at the inn. Unfortunately, we had messed up badly and we didn't know what to do with the prisoners. Aftet stabilizing their wounds with magic, while Cat tied them up, I examinated my own injury. It was superficial, but the bolt had been aimed to my chest. I had been lucky. It was a shot that could have easily killed me.
-What are we doing with this people?- asked Argentea, while searching them and removing anything they could...
Kileanna
2018-01-11T18:15:17Z
Re: Forums: Books: What was the first science fiction or fantasy book did you ever read and how did it change you?
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ut36&page=2?What-was-the-first-science-fiction-or-fantasy#93
2018-01-11T11:27:40Z
2018-01-11T11:27:40Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">John Napier 698 wrote:</div><blockquote> Jules Verne is Science Fiction. Hey, Kile. Doing okay? </blockquote><p>Yeah, really fine. Just getting into so many things at the same time that I end not being able to socialize a lot hahaha
<p>I have seen almost 2000 undread messages in FAWTL and I think I should get up to date! But then I never find the time.</p>
<p>Aside from seeing the old friends I am not finding a lot of topics here that really catch my attention lately, so I am not posting a lot.</p>
<p>Miss the chatter and the forum games though. And Gran Rey's puns!!!</p>
John Napier 698 wrote:Jules Verne is Science Fiction. Hey, Kile. Doing okay?
Yeah, really fine. Just getting into so many things at the same time that I end not being able to socialize a lot hahaha I have seen almost 2000 undread messages in FAWTL and I think I should get up to date! But then I never find the time.
Aside from seeing the old friends I am not finding a lot of topics here that really catch my attention lately, so I am not posting a lot.
Miss the chatter and the forum games...
Kileanna
2018-01-11T11:27:40Z
Re: Forums: Books: What was the first science fiction or fantasy book did you ever read and how did it change you?
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ut36&page=2?What-was-the-first-science-fiction-or-fantasy#89
2018-01-11T18:35:57Z
2018-01-11T07:36:16Z
<p>I don't know if it's exactly science fiction but I got addicted to Jules Verne's books by the age of 7 and I read all he had written but a couple of books they didn't have in the public library within 3 months.
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I got part of my passion for science from there (though I mostly blame a cartoon about the human body for that) and it helped me further my imagination and my will to discover new things. I was also a fan of Captain Nemo for choosing to live under his own rules xD</p>
<p>About fantasy, it had to be The Neverending Story by the age of 8, maybe 9. Fujur was the first dragon that I fell in love with, and after him there came a lot more!</p>
I don't know if it's exactly science fiction but I got addicted to Jules Verne's books by the age of 7 and I read all he had written but a couple of books they didn't have in the public library within 3 months.
I got part of my passion for science from there (though I mostly blame a cartoon about the human body for that) and it helped me further my imagination and my will to discover new things. I was also a fan of Captain Nemo for choosing to live under his own rules xD
About fantasy, it...
Kileanna
2018-01-11T07:36:16Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=11?Post-Your-Character-Art#530
2018-01-07T16:50:54Z
2018-01-07T15:16:47Z
<p>Dalindra foresaw you were going to like her hahaha
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Actually, I love Jaslyne too. Her owner is a writer who writes romantic/erotic novels and has talent for creating appealing and sexy characters!</p>
Dalindra foresaw you were going to like her hahaha
Actually, I love Jaslyne too. Her owner is a writer who writes romantic/erotic novels and has talent for creating appealing and sexy characters!
Kileanna
2018-01-07T15:16:47Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=11?Post-Your-Character-Art#528
2018-01-08T22:33:04Z
2018-01-07T09:51:07Z
<p>I already saw it on DA. Amazing work!</p>
<p>More stuff:
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<a href="http://fav.me/dbxlt4a" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Lady Ysma Thae</a>, one of the main characters of a webcomic my friend Sylessae is releasing.
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<a href="http://fav.me/dbycr4e" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Shireen</a>, evil druid, in opposition to <a href="http://fav.me/dbw1a5y" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Dalindra</a>, who was drawn by Sylessae too.
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<a href="http://fav.me/dbyoo2k" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Jaslyne</a>, commissioned work for a friend.
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<a href="http://fav.me/dbz53b1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Zombie-Hime</a>, an art trade with an user of DA. I wasn't very convinced of the pink hair at first but I ended loving it!</p>
<p>And about Sylessae's webcomic, it's still starting, but you can take a look to the first page <a href="https://chains.sylessae.com/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">here</a></p>
I already saw it on DA. Amazing work!
More stuff:
Lady Ysma Thae, one of the main characters of a webcomic my friend Sylessae is releasing.
Shireen, evil druid, in opposition to Dalindra, who was drawn by Sylessae too.
Jaslyne, commissioned work for a friend.
Zombie-Hime, an art trade with an user of DA. I wasn't very convinced of the pink hair at first but I ended loving it!
And about Sylessae's webcomic, it's still starting, but you can take a look to the first page here
Kileanna
2018-01-07T09:51:07Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#55
2018-01-07T20:03:28Z
2018-01-07T09:25:10Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 23</b></p>
<p>Nadya instructed us before we got to the inn. We should be cautious and try not to bring uncalled attention to ourselves. Though most people didn't have any love for Nazhena, they wouldn't lift a finger against her guards if we got attacked by them. She was the established power in the region and nobody would dare to defy her. We should be able to find some people there who were able to speak in Common. Though it was kinda infrequent in the rest of Irrisen, there were quite a few people with Northern ancestry in Waldsby who had been taught Common as a rarely used second language. Asking too many questions to the wrong people could end with them alerting the authorities about trouble-seeking foreigners, so we had to be cautious. Nadya also informed us that we would find many people who were able to speak our language among Nazhena's followers. It was said that she had commanded them to learn it a few years ago. Argentea believed it proved the existance of an invasion plan on our lands. Why else bother teaching a foreign language to the troops?</p>
<p>After Nadya told us to "avoid trouble by any means" for the hundredth time, we left for the inn. We were surprised to find it emptier than we had expected. There were a few people scattered around the place, having their meals quietly; five fully armed men standing at the bar; and the two innkeepers, who had to be a married couple, for the look of them. Behind the bar, the biggest mirror I had ever seen reflected back the whole room. I hadn't seen my own face so clearly before, and for a moment I was distracted by my own reflection: a mess of red hair with mismatched eyes giving me a disapproving stare.</p>
<p>-This place is dead.- groaned my sister, staring suspiciously at the armed men. As always, she kept the focus on what really mattered everytime I got lost in irrelevant thoughts- Let's get out of here.</p>
<p>Too late. We had already become the center of attention: the newcomers, the foreigners. The people at the tables spied on us out of the corner of their eyes while faking an unusual interest in their meals. The armed men and the innkeepers just stared at us with a complete lack of subtlety.</p>
<p>-Well-come travelers!- said the male innkeeper in a loud, heavy accented Common, with a huge forced smile on his lips. I found him creepy, and the fact that he used the Common language to adress us worried me. He knew too much.- Take a seat! It's dinner time!</p>
<p>The woman rushed to clean a table (that was already perfectly clean) and offer a seat to each one of us with the same fake smile on her lips.</p>
<p>-Let's get out of here.- mustered Cat again.</p>
<p>But, as I said, it was already too late. We couldn't do anything but playing the game.</p>
<p>-You will be served in a couple of minutes.- said the woman. She had a crystalline voice, with next to no accent and not a single trace of kindness in it.</p>
<p>As she left, the man who seemed to be in charge of the armed men approached our table. He was a tall and gruff man with a thick beard, who carried a spiked shield on his back that made me think of Argentea's. He introduce d himself (in perfect Common) as Volan Sertane, captain of the guard at the Pale Tower. A pair of villagers finished their meals in a hurry and then rushed out of the place. My sister had a "we are screwed" look on her face. Indi seemed more excited than nervous. As for Argentea, she remained as inscrutable as ever, but she didn't lift her hand from the grip of her blade. I looked at the mirror again, searching for a hint of someone else spying on us from it. Of course, it didn't reveal anything to me but my own face... again.</p>
<p>The captain didn't ask us any questions that hadn't been posed to us before: Where did we come from? What were we doing here? No matter how good could our lies be, all of them were easily dismantled by the fact that we didn't know a single word in Skald, the local language. But, unlike my friends, who had already assumed that we wouldn't get out of the inn without a fight, I still believed we could talk our way out of there. I engaged the captain in conversation, trying not to reveal too much, just enough to make him satisfied, but he never seemed to be so. I tried to be as charming as I could: soft voice, innocent smile, big eyed stare... It usually worked well in getting me out of trouble, though my mirror self looked a bit stupid doing it and, gods know why, people tended to think I was flirting each time I did it. And it seemed to be happening again, as the captain asked me to accompany him to a separate room for some private interrogation. Cat and the others freaked out when I agreed, but I had it all under control... or so I thought. He agreed to it being just the two of us, after my friends complained. It would be a good opportunity to extract some useful information out of him, away from the watchful mirror. Something shook inside of me in excitement: he was my prey. </p>
<p>But as we got to a private room, nothing went as expected. Now that he had separated me from my group, the captain became even more commanding, more inquisitive, more aggressive. He wasn't a skilled interrogator, just a brute legitimized by authority. As soon as he locked the door with a key, I started fearing that I hadn't made the right choice. Then he pushed me into taking a potion that would harm me if I attempted to lie. It wasn't so bad, there were still many ways to say the truth. But he was relentless, and anything I said brought him closer to the truth. In the end, I realized I had to get out of there if I didn't want to end up revealing that we knew about the Winter Portal or, alternatively, completely screwed up.</p>
<p>I knew what I had to do but I hadn't done it before. It was all or nothing. I warped his time perceptions to make him experience the tiredness of days of sleeplessness. That was enough to switch off most untrained minds for a few seconds. It worked, but I knew it wouldn't last long. Unlike a real Sleep spell, this was a very rough manipulation that was quick to overcome. As soon as the captain fell asleep, I knelt by him and grabbed the keys, trying not to wake him up. Then I ran to the door and unlocked it. I heard him standing up again, but I didn't look back. I just opened the door and ran across the corridor, crying for help.</p>
<p>The captain ran after me, crying out words in Skald. I only recognized the word for "witch", as it sounded very much like its equivalent in common and I had heard it many times coming from the lips of Nadya and her peers.</p>
<p>I was greeted from the main hall by a crossbow bolt right to my chest. I felt no pain in the rush of the moment. One of the innkeepers, the male, stared at me from behind the bar with homicidal joy and a crossbow in his hands. His wife stood behind a table, giving us a cold stare. Everyone else but the Pale Tower guards had left the place.</p>
<p>-You won't destroy our way of life, invaders.- the woman cried out loud in her perfect Common. It sounded pretty exaggerated, but it wasn't the right time to start an argument. She pulled out a scroll and casted a spell to make us cower in fear, though we were able to resist it and stay focused. The man had shot me, but she was some sort of spellcaster, which made her potentially more dangerous. I lifted a finger towards her.</p>
<p>-Go to sleep.- I hissed, and I invoked my magic again. The woman collapsed on the table.
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-You killed her! Witch!- her husband cried out both in fear and grief.
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-She's sleeping. Drop your weapon, take her out of here and you will live.</p>
<p>I waited for a second bolt on my chest, but my words had the desired effect on him. He obeyed.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Volan Sertane was already reaching my position. The other guards were blocking my way, so I couldn't escape. I would have been in real trouble if Cat and Argentea hadn't already engaged them in melee. My sister focused on quickly defeating one of them, allowing Argentea to break the defensive line and charge towards the captain. Using the same strategy she had used with the troll, she used the momentum to push Volan back with her shield, allowing me to retreat. The guards weren't a big threat, but the captain was a tough one. Watching Argentea fighting him made me realize how similar their combat styles were. Indi joined the fray with his quarterstaff, while I stayed at a prudent distance. I couldn't put the captain back to sleep (that only worked once), but the same trick worked with one of his men, the last one as Cat and Indi had already taken the other ones out. Without any help on his side, Volan Sertane was quickly outnumbered and defeated.</p>
<p>Later, when we searched him, we found him in possession of a magic mirror, which we identified as a tool to communicate with someone else (duchess Nazhena, we guessed). The theory of being spied on from mirrors was gaining credibility.</p>
CHAPTER 23
Nadya instructed us before we got to the inn. We should be cautious and try not to bring uncalled attention to ourselves. Though most people didn't have any love for Nazhena, they wouldn't lift a finger against her guards if we got attacked by them. She was the established power in the region and nobody would dare to defy her. We should be able to find some people there who were able to speak in Common. Though it was kinda infrequent in the rest of Irrisen, there were quite a few...
Kileanna
2018-01-07T09:25:10Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#54
2018-01-12T12:33:48Z
2018-01-03T17:58:27Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 22</b></p>
<p>As we got to Waldsby, the first thing I noticed was an awkward sensation of having been there before. The faces were new, the buildings were new, the environment was new, but everything felt strangely... familiar.</p>
<p>Many villagers had come to greet the hunting party: in that cold, infertile land, their lives depended on a successful hunt. Their initial excitement, though, turned quickly to waryness and mistrust when they saw us, the strange-looking foreigners. I was already used to that kind of first impression (I was a wild elf among humans and a bad omen among kagonesti elves), but it caused a big shock to Argentea and Indi, who had always been "normal". Indi was the one to cause the strongest reaction among villagers: adults stared at him with their eyes wide open while children pointed their fingers at him in amusement.</p>
<p>-Let's get to my house- said Nadya to Indi in a low voice-. I will lend you some clothes. You might not be cold but you are getting too much attention.</p>
<p>Nadya did her best to calm down things and convince her folks that we weren't trouble but, even after she spoke, they still looked at us with that mixture of fear and hostility that was so familiar to me.</p>
<p>We had to cross the whole town to get to Nadya's home, a cabin on the opposite side of the village.</p>
<p>-It's like we were back in Linsel.- my sister said as we got to the main square.</p>
<p>I looked around and I realized what she was talking about, the reason behind the feeling of having already been there. Each street, each building had exactly the same layout than the ones in Linsel. Even minor details like the number of windows or the placement of the doors seemed identical. The coincidences were too many to be accidental but, being under the curious eyes of so many villagers, it wasn't the right time to discuss and investigate the peculiarities of the town.</p>
<p>From Nadya's home, in the outskirts of the town, we had a clear sight of the tower that dominated the view. It was majestic, and it seemed to have been sculpted completely out of ice.</p>
<p>-That is the Pale Tower, Nazhena's home- explained Nadya, with a hint of rage in her voice-. All the food we brought was meant to be a payment for Thora's freedom- she sighed-. Now there's no point in it. Please, don't tell the kids anything about their sister, okay?- she added, almost as a plead, before opening the door and entering the cabin. It was a small home, but it was kept incredibly neat and tidy, considering there were two children living there. Of course, there wasn't a single mirror in sight. Aside from being an expensive good, Nadya firmly believed that witches were able to use them to spy on people.</p>
<p>The two young human boys stormed from the other side of the house to greet their mother, followed by an old woman. Nadya presented the kids (who were identical twins) as Orm and Mjoli, and then the old woman as a neighbor who cared for her children while she was away. Her name was Kashka and she didn't speak a single word in Common tongue but, to our surprise, the young boys did. After Kashka was gone, Nadya explained to us that her husband had descended from foreigners, and that his biggest dream had been to take his family out of Irrisen and the control of the Winter Witches. That explained why Nadya and her children spoke a fairly good Common.</p>
<p>The two kids were quick to bombard us with questions. Where did we come from? What were we doing there? Why were our ears so long? They were relentless, but we were glad to answer all their questions, and we were more sincere to them than we had been to anyone else since we had got there. Cat and Indi seemed to be like magnets to them: my sister had always had a natural understanding of children and Indi was a big kid. I liked them too, but they didn't seem to find me especially funny or interesting, so I enjoyed being ignored for once in my life. Argentea just stayed away from them: one could think she was afraid. And Blond... well, he was just standing still in the middle of the room like a piece of furniture, in his typical fashion.</p>
<p>After a few minutes Nadya excused herself, she had to take care of the food shipment and divide it amoung the villagers. She entrusted us with taking care of her sons while she was away: they were in good hands, but before she left, Nadya also showed Indi a closet full of clothes and told him to take all that he needed. After all, her husband wouldn't be needing them anymore. Indi felt a bit uncomfortable wearing clothes that belonged to Nadya's dead husband, but he thought that it would have been impolite to refuse. And, truth to be told, they fitted him so perfectly that it would have been a shame to just leave them there.</p>
<p>Nadya wasn't away for a long time: she returned soon with her share of the hunt. The kids were so distracted playing "pull my sister's ears" that they didn't even stop to greet their mother. Meanwhile, Indi and I had been discussing what to do with Blond, and we had come to the decision of seeking advice. Nadya told us how to locate the local temple, whose only priest, Rolf Halzberg, had no love for the Witches. He was a follower of the faith of The Tree of Wisdom, Zivilyn, and might be able to help us to discover what was wrong with Blond. While Indi and I went out to take Blond to the temple, Cat and Argentea stayed with Nadya, watching the kids and talking about the threats we might find on our way to the Pale Tower and inside.</p>
<p>The "temple" itself wasn't in fact more than a small chapel built next to a burned house. The villagers seemed to avoid both buildings, but while the chapel just looked like it was being ignored, people who passed by the burned house made signs against the evil eye. Later, Rolf the priest would tell us why the house was supposedly haunted: not long ago the duchess Nazhena had sentenced its owner to be hung and burn his house down with the rest of inhabitants (a woman and a baby) inside, just because she had heard rumors of treason. It was because of that kind of incidents that Rolf gave us a cold geeeting at first, and when we told him that Blond was allegedly the son of Nazhena he looked like he was about to ask us politely to get out of his chapel. But Rolf was a kind and helpful man at heart and, despite his fear of Nazhena, he really wanted to help us.</p>
<p>Rolf was skeptical about Blond being literally Nazhena's son. She had never been married and, even though there were rumors about her having a love affair with her apprentice (a man without a pint of noble blood in his veins called Radosek Pavril) she had never been known to be pregnant. Of course, there were many ways she could have hidden it and kept a secret son, but Rolf believed that it was unlikely that Blond was Nazhena's son in a literal way. He, however, considered it to be more than possible that he was under the influence of one of her spells or that he had been somehow created by her magic. He was no expert in witch magic, though, so the only aid he could offer was studying him for a few days and try to get something out of him. It wasn't so different from what we had already done, but we had been too busy to pay too much attention to him, and he clearly needed help. Rolf, even if we had just met him, was the best we had. After discussing with him for a while about faith, gods and belief, he seemed trustworthy to me and he also despised the Witches (who kept Chemosh as the main god of the queendom and marginalized other religions). That was a plus.</p>
<p>After negotiating to leave Blond in the chapel for a couple of days (thay would last forever) we got back to Nadya's cabin. Argentea and Nadya were talking in front of the window that offered the clearest view of the Pale Tower, while Cat was sitting by the fire with Orm and Mjoli, who were telling her something she seemed to find really funny. She cheerfully greeted us.</p>
<p>-Orm and Mjoli have such a lively imagination!- she said- They were telling me about their imaginary friend who once tickled Nazhena's feet!
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-Hatch isn't imaginary!- protested one of the kids- He is here!
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-He is invisible because he doesn't like strangers.- explained his brother.
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-Oh, I'm sorry, Hatch.- apologized Cat with a playful voice. She still didn't believe that Hatch could be real, but I gave them the benefit of the doubt. People didn't believe that Nina could understand me either, and she did.</p>
<p>I asked them many questions about Hatch. Even if he wasn't real, he seemed like an interesting character anyway. According to the kids, Hatch had escaped Nazhena's tower because she was no fun, and he had been hiding for some time in the house until the kids found him. He cleaned the house when their mother was away, and he also entertained the kids with jokes and pranks. He had been a bit sad since Thora was away, but tasty food and treats always cheered him up. When they ended speaking about Hatch, I still wasn't sure about whether he was real or not. An imaginary friend who acted like a mother when their real mother was away and who was also able to prank the big baddie by harmless means like tickling her feet seemed like the perfect story for a kid to make up. But what if Hatch was real and he had really been to the Pale Tower? He could provide priceless information!</p>
<p>So I devoted myself to the task of earning Hatch's trust. I spoke to the walls, presenting myself and my friends, like there was someone listening. I told stories to the air about our adventures that Orm and Mjoli also enjoyed listening to. And I recruited the aid of my sister to cook some delicious treats for the invisible friend. Nadya looked at us like we had lost our minds. The kids were as excited as I was about getting Hatch to reveal himself. Even when Cat offered them some of the treats we had cooked, they politely refused, arguing that "those are Hatch's sweets. He'll share them if he wants to".</p>
<p>As I didn't want to be too insistent with Hatch, we chose to leave him alone for a while and pay a visit to the inn. People tended to gather at inns in the evening and we might be able to gather some useful information from them. It might be a dangerous place, though, as Nadya told us: many guards from the Pale Tower frequented the place, so we risked calling out Nazhena's attention.</p>
<p>-It's worth trying- shrugged Cat-. Haven't the crows already alerted her? What's the worst thing that could happen?
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-Getting in a fight?- I asked. For some reason (a reason called Alleycat) each time I walked into a tavern, inn or similar, a fight happened.
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-Who would start a fight in an inn?- asked Argentea in disbelief- That would endanger a lot of people, it wouldn't be wise.
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-You haven't been in many tavern fights, have you?- asked my sister, rising an eyebrow.</p>
CHAPTER 22
As we got to Waldsby, the first thing I noticed was an awkward sensation of having been there before. The faces were new, the buildings were new, the environment was new, but everything felt strangely... familiar.
Many villagers had come to greet the hunting party: in that cold, infertile land, their lives depended on a successful hunt. Their initial excitement, though, turned quickly to waryness and mistrust when they saw us, the strange-looking foreigners. I was already used to...
Kileanna
2018-01-03T17:58:27Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#53
2017-12-30T23:15:48Z
2017-12-30T20:26:27Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 21</b></p>
<p>The rest of the night was uneventful. I slept next to my sister, as usual, though some nightmares haunted my dreams again. I was mostly accustomed to them, so it was a regular night for me. The next morning we woke up with the riding sun, and after Indi and I refreshed our spells, we got back onto the trail. The weather was slightly better than the previous day, and Waldsby wasn't far away. </p>
<p>We had almost reached our destination when Nadya pointed towards a black spot in the sky. I had already spotted the flock of birds a while ago, but I didn't pay much attention to them. Nadya became terrified, though, when she realized they were approaching.</p>
<p>-You gotta hide, quick! Don't let them see you!</p>
<p>Even if we didn't understand why Nadya was so worried, we tried to do what she said, but it was too late. The flock of birds descended upon us. Nadya pulled out her bow and my sister followed her lead. They were both competent archers, and each shot killed a bird,which would have been great if there weren't dozens of them. I prepared myself to cast a spell, but before I could do anything I found myself swarmed by the crows. They were pecking at my face, trying to reach my eyes. It was the most painful thing I had ever experienced.</p>
<p>-Get away from them!- Indi's voice sounded distant and muffled by all the flapping and croaking, but he was only a few steps away from me. I stumbled away the best I could, and before the whole mass of birds had time to follow, I heard Indi invoking the power of his goddess to burn them all. I was recoiling in pain,with my hands covering my eyes, so I didn't see what happened. I heard more croaking, more flapping, and Indi screaming "get off of me!" Apparently, the surviving birds wanted to avenge their charred cousins. I guess that Cat and Nadya brought most of the remaining birds down wirh their bows, because the next thing I heard was Nadya saying that they were fleeing and exhorting Cat to kill them before they got away.
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-We are in trouble.- she said when everything was over.- Those crows are spies for Nazhena. You much watch out for crows and mirrors while you are in Irrisen. Witches can spy on you from them.</p>
<p>Truth or superstition, I didn't know, but definitely, those weren't normal birds.</p>
<p>-Normal crows aren't that vicious.- I whined, rubbing my eyes with my hands. It hurt so much.
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-Are you all OK?- asked Nadya.
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-Those damned sons of the Abyss tried to gouge my eyes out!- complained Indi.</p>
<p>Fortunately, Nadya's peers had managed to take cover too, so they were all safe. The wounds on my face weren't serious either, just a few scratches, but my eyes were still burning in pain.</p>
<p>-Let me see that.- said my sister grabbing my wrist gently to get my hand out of my face. The daylight did nothing but increase the burning sensation, so I closed my eyes instinctively.- Maggots!- she cursed in elven tongue, and then she repeated again:- Maggots!- despite its complexity, the kagonesti dialect was kinda lacking and unimaginative when it came to curse words.
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-What's wrong?- I asked, trying not to appear too scared.
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-Your eyes are bleeding.- announced Argentea with absolute calm.</p>
<p>I attempted to keep my eyes open, but I only saw black shades dancing over a red-white background. Indi's healing magic alleviated the pain but didn't improve my vision: basic spells provided only a quick and rough mending, which wasn't of help when it came to healing wounds that needed delicate manipulation. This was the case: I risked going blind for many days if my eyes weren't correctly treated. Fortunately, I had a rough idea of what we had to do. Unfortunately, no one else did, so I had to trust my sister to be my hands and my eyes, while I guided her carefully, telling her step by step what she should do. And here comes a piece of advice: never trust a hunter to do the work of a healer. In all her willingness, my sister was about to gouge out one of my eyes.</p>
<p>-It's not that I like my uneven eyes a lot, but I'd rather keep both of them if possible!- I joked, in an attempt of lightening up the situation.
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-Allow me.-said Nadya with her heavily accented voice. I tried to instruct her on what she had to do.- Shut up and stand still.- she spoke to me like I was one of her children.</p>
<p>I don't know what Nadya did aside from washing my eyes in cold water, but I don't think she really knew what she was doing. She just improvised. Anyway, whatever she did, she did well. Because while Nadya could be a hunter, but she was also a mother, and mothers usually come with impressive healing powers (at least mothers who don't abandon their children to be raised by others, but we'll get into that later in the story).</p>
<p>After a while, my eyes were still tearing up, my vision was a bit blurry and the daylight still burned my eyes, but at least I had recovered my eyesight and we were free to continue our trip. Waldsby was already near and, after having alerted Nazhena's spies, we shouldn't delay.</p>
CHAPTER 21
The rest of the night was uneventful. I slept next to my sister, as usual, though some nightmares haunted my dreams again. I was mostly accustomed to them, so it was a regular night for me. The next morning we woke up with the riding sun, and after Indi and I refreshed our spells, we got back onto the trail. The weather was slightly better than the previous day, and Waldsby wasn't far away.
We had almost reached our destination when Nadya pointed towards a black spot in the sky....
Kileanna
2017-12-30T20:26:27Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7&page=2?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#52
2017-12-30T23:13:13Z
2017-12-27T11:06:34Z
<p>It seemed... uh... relevant? I mean... so they can understand who we are... Why we do what we do... I don't know...
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You aren't upset, are you?
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•Gives her an innocent stare•</p>
It seemed... uh... relevant? I mean... so they can understand who we are... Why we do what we do... I don't know...
You aren't upset, are you?
*Gives her an innocent stare*
Kileanna
2017-12-27T11:06:34Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#50
2017-12-27T10:12:38Z
2017-12-27T09:51:15Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 20</b></p>
<p>We were all tired, and our shoes weren't all that appropriate to walk through the deep snow. Nadya and her people wore large pads on their feet that allowed them not to sink into the snow to their knees. We didn't, which made our advance much slower and doubly as tiring. In the end, we had to seek cover by a slope and set camp there, as both the storm and the night were right upon us. We were able to light a fire to warm us up and cook a meal. Nadya and her people set up some tents around the campfire. They were really efficient: if we had to do it all by ourselves, the tents would probably had ended up being blown away by the fierce winds. </p>
<p>We were done setting the camp up when we saw a figure approaching. The storm was already near and it was getting dark, so we didn't get to see her exotic features until she was only a few steps away from us. She was tall and completely hairless, with sharp pointy horns and hooves as feet. Her pale blue skin and the way her inappropriately light clothes danced in the wind gave her an ethereal and alien beauty. She waved her hand at us and kept approaching, causing obvious discomfort among Nadya and her peers.</p>
<p>-Be careful. Most winter fey are allied with Elvanna.- whispered Nadya.</p>
<p>The faerie spoke in the local language, using a soft and friendly voice.</p>
<p>-Of course.- answered Nadya in the common tongue, in an attempt to take the conversation into a language we could understand. She did her best to appear calm- Take a seat by the fire and share our meal. You'll be safe from the storm here.</p>
<p>The faerie thanked Nadya in Common, a bit amazed by the unusual choice of language, but she asked no questions. She presented herself as Mierul, a wandering bard, and took a seat as far from the fire as she could. Winter fey seemed to have a particular dislike for fire.</p>
<p>Mierul didn't notice or didn't care for the discomfort that her pressence caused. She was quick to engage in any conversation, showing special interest in us. My sister and I were elves, an unknown race in Irrisen; Argentea wore the sigils of a foreign knightly order; and Indi's clothes didn't even have sleeves. Only Blond and Nina had looks that could have them mix in with the locals.</p>
<p>Mierul was very curious about where we came from and what we were doing there, and she asked a lot of questions. Nadya did her best to spin a story to cover for us, but her explanations were far from convincing: who would believe that we came from a town not far from there? Apparently, Mierul did, or at least she was subtle enough to pretend she did. She soon became tired of asking so many questions and getting so many uninteresting answers, so she shifted back to engaging everybody in small talk and telling stories. </p>
<p>Mierul was actually pretty likeable when she wasn't inquiring about everything, and I learned some new, interesting things about the region thanks to her stories. One of the most surprising revelations was that humans in Irrisen had next to no rights, unless they were witches or Jadwigas; while winter fey, giants, trolls and other monsters seemed to be accepted and valued members in Irriseni society. It was so different from the human-centric world where I came from, where common races as elves and dwarves were considered strange for human standards, and more exotic or monstrous races were regarded as dangerous creatures that were best avoided or killed. Not that I had ever considered befriending a troll anyway.</p>
<p>It was already late evening when the blizzard reduced its intensity to a heavy snowfall , but Mierul insisted on leaving and nobody asked her to stay. A winter fey shouldn't have issues with traveling in the cold or in the dark. Indi wasn't sure that letting her go was a good idea. Nadya thought she was most likely a spy for Elvanna or Nazhena, but we couldn't act against her out of mere suspicion. What would we become if we started killing people just for working for our alleged enemy?</p>
<p>After Mierul was gone, we were finally free to get into our tents and get some sleep. Some people stayed longer, but I felt really tired. Argentea, my sister and I shared a tent with Nadya, while Indi and Blond slept with the other men. Humans,unlike elves, tended to give so much more relevance to gender division.</p>
<p>As Nadya had volunteered for the first Watch and Cat was more interested in learning some survival tricks from her than in sleeping. That meant that Argentea and I were left alone.</p>
<p>-You, help me taking off this armor.- she said as I entered the tent. She spoke to me like I was her squire and I found it amusing.
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-Yes, milady!- I answered, attempting a serious tone but completely failing at it.
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-Show me some respect!- I couldn't tell if she was faking annoyance, annoyed for real or just a bit of both.
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-I am sorry, Lady Argentea.-'I really wanted to apologize, but the "lady" thing didn't come out naturally and I couldn't help but laughing at my own fake tone.
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-You are not funny.
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-I am sorry, milady, I am nothing but an illiterate wilder elf. I know nothing about protocol, but I'd love to learn.- despite my playful tone I was being serious, at least with the second part.
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-A bridge troll, that's what you are.- said Argentea, finally smiling. Had she been playing with me all along?
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-What's that even supposed to mean?- I asked, laughing.
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-It means that my armor is not going to remove itself.</p>
<p>I had completely forgotten about the armor.</p>
<p>-Yes, milady!</p>
<p>I helped her remove her armor and it was then that I noticed all the cuts, hits and wounds she had got the past few days. Her wounds had been healed by magic, but her clothes and her skin were still stained with dried blood.</p>
<p>-Gods!- I cried. I hadn't realized how painful it must be for her to be the one who most often got the enemy's attention.</p>
<p>Argentea looked confused at first and it took her a while to realize the reason of my shock.</p>
<p>-This is nothing.- she finally said.
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-Let me see.- I insisted. Cat was also prone to suffering some serious "this is nothing" quite often, and I had some experience treating them. Under her shirt, her skin was a map of bruises of all colors.- Gods!- I couldn't avoid crying out again.</p>
<p>Argentea seemed to find the whole situation funny, but I was genuinely worried for her.</p>
<p>-Lay down. I am going to clean away all that blood and see what I can do with those bruises.
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Argentea opened her mouth like she was about to complain (probably because despite the proximity of the fire, it was still pretty cold), but something in my look made her think about it twice. </p>
<p>Against all odds, she obeyed. My improvised healing tools consisted on some pieces of cloth (most of them from Argentea's own torn clothes) and a bottle of some kind of strong alcoholic drink that we had found at the Lodge. It would have to suffice. I couldn't do much more than cleaning away the dry blood and relaxing some stiffened muscles on her back, but it seemed to please Argentea. She was surprised to see that i actually knew what I was doing.</p>
<p>-Maybe I am not very good at fighting and my magic shouldn't exist, but I am a pretty good healer.</p>
<p>Since I was a child I had been fascinated by those small points in the body that, when pressured the right way, were able to ease the pain... or cause great amounts of it. Being able to put my knowledge into practice in a beneficial way made me feel useful.</p>
<p>-My handmaids were also pretty good at this.- said Argentea with a hint of sadness in her voice.
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-You were good friends?- I asked.
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-They were servants.- She answered, too abruptly. She wasn't very good at lying.
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-There's nothing wrong about caring for them, or missing them.
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-Most people wouldn't agree.- she explained- Showing too much empathy for servants is often seen as a sign of weakness.
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-I don't think empathy should ever be considered a bad thing. All this social status thing is new to me, but I think that caring for the people under your command is what makes you a good leader.</p>
<p>She gave me a honest smile, but she had the same compassionate look in her eyes that I used to give to Cat when I realized that something was beyond her understanding.</p>
<p>-It's more complicated than that.
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-Maybe you make it more complicated.- I answered with a smile. When had I become my sister?
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I continued rubbing Argentea's back for some more time. I had finished a while ago, but she seemed to be enjoying it and I definitely was. I finally forced myself to stop as I feared upsetting her with non requested attentions.
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-I am done.- I announced, taking a seat by her side.</p>
<p>She turned around to face me. Despite all the bruises, she was beautiful. I had to hold myself back not to take my hands back to her body. That would be such a terrible idea. As far as I knew, humans weren't as open as kagonesti elves were about same sex relationships; and among all humans, Argentea was one of the traditonal kind. Besides, she was almost engaged.</p>
<p>-Do you want me to return the favor?- she asked. </p>
<p>"You are trying to make it difficult for me, right?" I wanted to answer. I was convinced that her proposition was much more innocent than I would like it to be.</p>
<p>-I am fine.- I answered.- I didn't get hit as often or as hard as you were.- I laughed nervously.- I'd be dead if I had been.
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-As you wish.- She shrugged and covered herself with the blanket. I laid by her side, maybe closer than I should, but she didn't seem uncomfortable. She had seen me the previous night snuggling innocently with my sister, and then with Indi. Maybe she thought it was a common thing for me.
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-Are you feeling better?- I asked, as an excuse to lay my hand on her back again and touch her skin.
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-Much better. I think I needed it. Thanks. </p>
<p>She leaned her hand on my shoulder. She had a firm touch. I looked her in the eyes, trying to read her mind. I wanted her touch to be some kind of signal, but I knew it was probably just my desire blinding my thoughts. If I acted upon my instincts, I would freak her out for sure. Then she'd never be the same again with me. I didn't use to have many friends before, aside from Cat and Nina. Now that I had found new ones, I didn't want to lose one of them like that. But still, I allowed my fingers to run gently across her back, while I stayed aware of any signs of discomfort on her behalf. Instead she sighed softly, and her she held me tighter for a moment before slipping her hand down my arm.</p>
<p>I only wanted to give up and get carried away by passion, but I forced myself to be cautious. A part of me refused to believe that Lady Argentea Malassene, scion of a Solamnic noble house, could be receptive to my attentions. After some time caressing her body, trying to get a clear sign that I wasn't going to experience a painful rejection, I managed to gather up enough courage to make a hesitating attempt at slipping my hand under her belly.</p>
<p>-Finally.- she muttered, pushing her body against mine. Her reaction was so different from anything that I had imagined that I lay paralyzed for a second before letting myself go. It was almost funny how I had been so close to upsetting her because of my fear of upsetting her.</p>
<p>Argentea was as passionate and energetic as she was on the battlefield and I, free of my insecurities, released the wild animal inside of me. Last time with Indi I had held it back, fearing to hurt him like I did in my dreams. But this time was different, maybe because Argentea was a woman and the people that I hurt in dreams weren't. Whatever the reason was, I just let myself go and got completely carried away by passion, until I was so exhausted that I could barely lift a finger. Then I laid my head on Argentea's chest.</p>
<p>-It's been so long since the last time...- murmured Argentea with a dreamy voice.
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-Have you done something like this before?- I wasn't as surprised as I should. She seemed somewhat experienced.
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-Just a few times. It's a good way to keep temptation away and remaining pure.- she explained.
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-I don't understand.
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-I have to remain pure for my future husband. Which means no sex until I marry. But we all have needs.</p>
<p>To me, she made no sense.</p>
<p>-So what's the difference?- I asked. She looked at me in absolute confusion.- Between being with me and being with a man?- I clarified.
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-Everything.- She said as it was the most obvious thing in the world.- Haven't you ever relieved yourself?
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-Yes, but...
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-This is the same.</p>
<p>It didn't feel like the same at all, but she seemed adamant about it, so I didn't push the discussion forward. I felt too comfortable using her as a pillow to start an argument at that moment.</p>
<p>-You are almost as hairy as Indi.- I said, trying to change the topic. Poor choice: Argentea looked somewhat embarrassed. Elves were hairless everywhere but on the head, so I was amused by humans' hairy bodies. Who would have thought that human females aren't as proud of their body hair as their male counterparts seem to be?
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-I try to remove it, but it keeps growing back.- she excused herself.
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-I like it. It is cozy.
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-You aren't making it better.- she laughed.</p>
<p>More or less about that time, I heard the voice of my sister calling from outside of the tent.</p>
<p>-Can I get in?-she asked.- Are you already done?
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-Sure, come in!- I answered.</p>
<p>Argentea looked all around her like she was looking for somewhere to hide. Then she swiftly arranged her hair and attempted to give the most solemn look she could.
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My sister got in.</p>
<p>-You weren't half as subtle as you think you were, you know?- she said with a smile. Argentea blushed.- Don't worry, I don't think anyone else has heard you two. And I have kept Nadya distracted. But you might want to get dressed before she comes in. I'll wait outside.- she added, noticing Argentea's embarrasment. And while she was leaving, she adressed to me in elven.- Seriously, another human? One day you have to explain to me what you see in them.
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"They aren't elves." I thought, and then I couldn't avoid smiling as I added to myself: "And they are cozy too."</p>
CHAPTER 20
We were all tired, and our shoes weren't all that appropriate to walk through the deep snow. Nadya and her people wore large pads on their feet that allowed them not to sink into the snow to their knees. We didn't, which made our advance much slower and doubly as tiring. In the end, we had to seek cover by a slope and set camp there, as both the storm and the night were right upon us. We were able to light a fire to warm us up and cook a meal. Nadya and her people set up some...
Kileanna
2017-12-27T09:51:15Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Fastest Paladin to ex-Paladin ever?
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2us4u&page=4?Fastest-Paladin-to-exPaladin-ever#155
2017-12-29T14:32:40Z
2017-12-24T16:23:16Z
<p>Lazy lazy lazy me reposting the story from an old post!
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<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote><br />
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I feel guilty. I have to confess. I caused a paladin to fall. At level 1. In his prelude.
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This player had been wanting to play a paladin for some time and finally he could. The character had a background related to another recurring character from previous campaigns: he was looking for his sister who was also a paladin and had disappeared some years ago during a battle. Nobody knew where she had gone but the dryads who were the messengers and chosen ones of his goddess asking him to go on a long trip away from his home to search her, as they sensed she was in danger and she needed to be saved.
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He traveled for years, carrying the word of the goddess everywhere he went and helping the poor, the hungry and everybody who needed help. He was the kind of paladin who'd rather get eaten by goblin babies than harming them.
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This was all in the character background. Then we started the prelude with him finally finding out that his sister was actually the leader of a demon worshipping cult who had been ravaging the world for many years (she always wore a full plate so nobody knew what was under her armor. Many people thought she was not even human... and she wasn't, she was half elven).
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So the poor broken man went back to his hometown to tell the dryads that he had failed and it was too late for his sister.
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And here is where I messed up.
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«We already knew. We sensed it through our bound with the goddess»
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«Then, if you knew why didn't you tell me?»
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I improvised too much on this conversation and I started to make it worse and worse instead of fixing it.
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I don't remember the exact words, but the dryads ended telling him:
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«We needed you. We only wanted your sister to be ours again»
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Not «be with us», not «be one of us».«Be ours». The paladin was horrified. Had he been an slave for his goddess or for the dryads all those years? Why did they send him in a nonsense search for his sister? Was he only a pawn for a tyrannic goddess?
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I could have just stopped and tell him I just had messed up and correct my words. But I went on.
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Finally the paladin was so angry that he attacked the dryad, attempting to kill her.
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What could I do? She was a messenger for his goddess. I made him fall. And he interpretated that he was being rejected by his goddess because he had realized her true colors.
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He was told to go away and don't come back.
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Tomorrow I will tell how this continued and how the paladin finally ended becoming a pretty cool antipaladin, who the player enjoyed playing but wasn't what he had intended to play anyway.</blockquote><div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote><p>We left our poor fallen paladin exiled, without a cause and with nowhere to go. Here I was improvising everything as all I had planned for this character had been screwed up.
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In this setting there were two separate worlds: the above level world, where rules and laws were very strict and deshumanizing; and the underground world, where the only rule was survival of the fittest. Most people from above never went underground as they wouldn't survive there. But the opposite was also true, as visitors from the underground were often caught in legal traps or punished for crimes they didn't even know.
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There were some undead communities underground. Most undead were intelligent and not necessarily hostile even though they were of evil alignment. They mostly wanted to unlive in peace.
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So our wandering paladin encountered an angry dark elf from the underground yelling to a police officer, telling him that his friend had been killed and asking him to do something about it. The paladin approached, wanting to help, and asked what was going on. The officer answered that he couldn't be of any help, as the man who had been killed was an undead, and undead didn't have legal rights.
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The paladin was confused. All his life he had been told that undead were nothing but a mindless plague. But that elf actually cared for his undead friend. He was curious about it and asked many questions: «Was your friend intelligent?» «Why was he killed?»
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The elf kindly answered all the questions and he ended thinking that undead were only different life forms that, for some reason, were oppressed an despised.
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The worse part came when, trying to come to an aggreement, the officer said that he had found a way to punish the killer: as he had left the corpse in the street, he could sue him for throwing garbage illegally.
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The paladin, who had always revered life, was completely mad at the officer. How could he be so disrespectful?
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Realizing he actually he did know nothing about undead and life in the underground, he decided to go on a journey to understand this alternate life forms a bit better.
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Long story short, he went underground on a self discovery trip, found an old shrine where a long lost zombie-god manifested to him, and he became his paladin, making a new oath to defend life in all its forms and to fight for equal rights for the undead.
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He is now the leader of an army of undead, monsters and dark elves. But he still has a paladin's mind in a lot of ways. He is a great character, and his player loves him... But still it isn't exactly what he intended to play, I just messed everything up and I ended having to improvise the whole story for him.</blockquote><p>
Lazy lazy lazy me reposting the story from an old post!
Quote:I feel guilty. I have to confess. I caused a paladin to fall. At level 1. In his prelude.
This player had been wanting to play a paladin for some time and finally he could. The character had a background related to another recurring character from previous campaigns: he was looking for his sister who was also a paladin and had disappeared some years ago during a battle. Nobody knew where she had gone but the dryads who were the...
Kileanna
2017-12-24T16:23:16Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3584?Deep-6-FaWtL#179167
2017-12-25T21:17:52Z
2017-12-24T16:20:28Z
<p>Yeah, best thing I did this year!
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If it comes our from Quib's mouth it has to be good!</p>
Yeah, best thing I did this year!
If it comes our from Quib's mouth it has to be good!
Kileanna
2017-12-24T16:20:28Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3584?Deep-6-FaWtL#179163
2017-12-30T08:48:58Z
2017-12-24T16:06:37Z
<p>I have been mostly missing from the boards lately for many reasons, 90% of them related to being busy, but I didn't want to let today pass without dropping by to wish you all Merry Christmas.
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I hope you are doing all well!</p>
I have been mostly missing from the boards lately for many reasons, 90% of them related to being busy, but I didn't want to let today pass without dropping by to wish you all Merry Christmas.
I hope you are doing all well!
Kileanna
2017-12-24T16:06:37Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#49
2017-12-27T10:09:29Z
2017-12-23T19:54:56Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 19</b></p>
<p>We found ourselves teleported into a frozen plain. The strong wind had stopped, but the temperature was even lower than before. Even in the times when Southern Ergoth was ruled by the White Dragon Overlord I had never experienced such an intense cold. The sky was blue, but in the distance we saw yet another blizzard coming. We'd better find a safe place before it got to us.</p>
<p>-Look!- said Cat pointing to the north.-There's a town down there!
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-We might be able to get there in a few hours, before the storm arrives.- Guessed Argentea.
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-Hey! What are you doing here?- I heard Indi saying. We all turned to face him. Blond was standing there, only a few steps apart from us.- How did you cross the portal?
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-I followed you.- he answered in an absent voice.</p>
<p>I was glad that he had found his way to us. Blond used to have serious problems remembering even simple things, like when it was time to eat, or when he had to go to sleep. I was afraid that he couldn't get to Linsel by his own. At the same time, I was still curious about him. But, how had he managed to follow us? Had Nazhena branded him somehow? Did he have Baba Yaga's blood running through his veins? He still held so many secrets.</p>
<p>-This is so strange.- complained Argentea.- I don't trust him. The troll recognized him. He commanded him to attack us.</p>
<p>So that was what happened. Being deaf in that moment, I had ovbiously missed many details.</p>
<p>-But he didn't.- I answered.
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-Of course. He was unarmed.</p>
<p>She had a point. I couldn't actually say that I really trusted him. But he had saved my life.</p>
<p>-We'd better find cover before the blizzard gets here, don't you think?- reminded us Cat.- We'll discuss about Blond later.</p>
<p>So we got back to the trail, walking as fast as the snow allowed us, trying to get to the town as soon as possible.</p>
<p>We hadn't walked for long when Indi swore that he heard screaming and barking being carried to us in the wind. The visibility wasn't bad, but there were some heavy snowdrifts on the path that kept us from seeing the giant insect until we were almost right next to it.</p>
<p>-Stay away! Stay away!- cried a female voice as we approached. It took me a couple of seconds to realize that she wasn't addressing us. There were four people trying to keep the insect (a giant mantis) at bay while attacking it from a safe distance in a desperate attempt to make it release what it held on its mandibles. The mantis had killed one of the dogs pulling the sleds, and the others were barking like crazy and snapping bites at the mantis. The prey it held so tenaciously onto wasn't a dog, though: I was horrified to see that it was a human male.</p>
<p>The woman, who wore clothes so heavy that her features were difficult to make out, seemed to be in command of a similarly heavy clothed group. They did their best to defend themselves against the mantis, although their weapons were so basic that they made my slingshot look fancy. At least their leader had a handcrafted longbow, and she was doing a fairly good work catching the insect's attention and staying in constant movement so it never reached her. It would be easy for her and het companions to run away and leave the insect alone with her prey, but they refused to leave one of their own behind. I admired them for it.</p>
<p>I wanted to save the man if it was still possible, but I was almost out of spells, and my mind tricks were useless against such simpleminded creatures. So, before my sister ran into the battlefield, I leaned my hand on her shoulder and wished her good luck. It was more than mere formulism, Eternity had taught me how to make subtle changes to people's fate. It usually translated to what people used to call good luck. After doing it, I cackled violently. Indi and Argentea were starting to get used to it (even though it got on their nerves), but the townsfolk we wanted to help seemed completely terrified.</p>
<p>Argentea and Cat rushed into the battle, eager to save the man. He had stopped moving, so we didn't know if it was already too late. Still, we had to try. The battle was quick, we had faced much worse things than a giant mantis, and it was an easy task. When the fight was over, I knelt by the fallen man, to find out that he still held on to a thread of life. Indi used his wand to bring him back into consciousness and to heal the other townsfolk who had got injured during the fight. The woman who seemed to be the leader of the group approached us and, surprisingly, addressed me, saying a single word in a language I didn't understand.</p>
<p>-What? -I asked in common. Since we had two humans with us I rarely spoke in Elven. I felt comfortable with the simplicity and expressiveness of the common tongue.</p>
<p>-Thanks. -She repeated in a heavily accented Common. You are foreigners, aren't you?
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-How did you guess that?- asked bare-armed indi.</p>
<p>The woman smiled. She had a sincere and open smile. A long red braid showed under her fur hat. Unlike my hair, which was red as blood, hers was red as autumn leaves. I felt an immediate and unexplainable connection with her.</p>
<p>-My name is Nadya Petska.-she said.- My companions cannot speak your language, but they are also grateful.</p>
<p>"That's why they look so much at me?" I thought. I didn’t enjoy so much attention.</p>
<p>-Did you say Petska?- I asked.</p>
<p>She looked at me with her eyes wide open and shining with hope.</p>
<p>-Why? Have you heard it before?</p>
<p>I didn’t know how to do it. I wasn’t specially good with words. But if she was somehow related to Thora, she deserved to know everything.</p>
<p>-Are you Thora’s mother?- I asked without hesitation. Her eyes grew even bigger. She was almost in tears. I repeated to myself that she needed to know, she deserved to know so she could stop worrying.
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-How do you know about Thora? Is she alright? Nazhena took her and I haven’t heard from her since then!
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-I am sorry. Nazhena trapped her soul inside a doll. She asked us for help, and we released her. There was nothing else we could do.
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She broke into tears. She tried to thank me for letting her known, but words didn’t come into her lips.
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-I am sure that she brought us to you. She wanted us to protect you and your people.- I wasn’t lying. I believed that the immediate connection I had felt with Nadya was related to the time Thora had made me experience her feelings. Maybe her spirit was still with us.
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Nadya forced a sad smile, and I wished I knew how to comfort her.
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-Thanks.- she finally managed to say.- Now, we better head to Waldsby as fast as we can.- she tried to switch into an emotionless voice, but she failed.- There is a blizzard approaching our position. I will lead the way.</p>
<p>As we walked, Nadya asked us many questions about who we were and where we came from. She had found the Winter Portal and, though she didn’t know what it was, she didn’t have a hard time believing that we had got there by crossing it. She explained to us that we were now in Irrisen, the frozen land beyond the Icewall. I asked her about the mix of fear and curiosity that her people seemed to have for me.</p>
<p>-You are a witch, aren’t you?- Answered Nadya.
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-That’s what some people say, yes.- And never in a positive way, I could have said.
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-Witches are the highest caste here, in Irrisen.- she explained.- Most of them are direct descendants from Baba Yaga, the Witch Queen. They call their lineage the Jadwiga, and they rule over everything. Nazhena is one of them.</p>
<p>Nadya already seemed to have recovered from the bad news, but her voice broke again when she said Nazhena’s name. She breathed deeply before she continued her explanation.</p>
<p>-Even non-Jadwiga witches are treated with respect, and enjoy advantages that most people don’t have. And they don’t usually go around worrying about the lives of worthless peasants. That’s what makes my companions so confused about you.</p>
<p>That explained everything, including why Nadya had addressed me like I was in charge, even when my contribution to the battle had been more than humble.</p>
<p>-But I guess things are different in the North.- Continued Nadya- My husband used to tell me stories about how life in the North was. Some of his family came from there. He would have been very pleased to meet you.</p>
<p>I didn’t have the courage to question Nadya about her husband, but my sister did and Nadya didn’t take any offense at it. She told us that her husband had died on a hunting expedition some time ago. Since then, she had to care for her three children all on her own. Only thanks to the help from some kind neighbors had she been able to keep going out in hunting expeditions, which was her only way to provide her children with all that they needed. Definitely, Nadya was a woman who had lost a lot, but still she told us her story without complaining a single time. When Argentea called her a strong woman, she just answered: “life is harsh here” and didn’t give it more relevance.</p>
CHAPTER 19
We found ourselves teleported into a frozen plain. The strong wind had stopped, but the temperature was even lower than before. Even in the times when Southern Ergoth was ruled by the White Dragon Overlord I had never experienced such an intense cold. The sky was blue, but in the distance we saw yet another blizzard coming. We'd better find a safe place before it got to us.
-Look!- said Cat pointing to the north.-There's a town down there!
-We might be able to get there in a few...
Kileanna
2017-12-23T19:54:56Z
Re: Forums: Advice: My homebrew world was just destroyed
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2usia?My-homebrew-world-was-just-destroyed#26
2017-12-27T20:24:41Z
2017-12-22T10:15:50Z
<p>I have been in similar (yet not so serious) situations many times.</p>
<p>I don't have a homebrewed world, but we took a stablished setting and have been playing in it for so many years and so many adventures, all intertwined, that it's like it was homebrewed in many aspects.</p>
<p>I have had many disruptive players, some of them trying to mess with stablished characters or events just for the fun of it, or acting so off from the expectations for a member of their society/race/social conditions that seems far from believable. I have had a member of a pacifist race going full murder hobo on innocents!</p>
<p>What I usually do, once the disruptive character/player is out of the game, is trying to find the most plausible explanation for his behaviour to make sense and, if the character isn't already dead or out of the game, find a good way to get them out in a believable way and, if possible, solving all the harm it might have caused to the setting canon (i.e. the murder hobo of the pacifist race would have been publicly rejected by his whole race to show other players that this ISN'T the canon for this race and they don't support it).</p>
<p>Honestly, it's always a solution. I can see how you can be so discouraged after what happened, this kind of stuff can easily demoralize a person who has put as much effort as you have put into your world. But don't let the disruptive players get their way. Your world is worth much more than that.</p>
I have been in similar (yet not so serious) situations many times.
I don't have a homebrewed world, but we took a stablished setting and have been playing in it for so many years and so many adventures, all intertwined, that it's like it was homebrewed in many aspects.
I have had many disruptive players, some of them trying to mess with stablished characters or events just for the fun of it, or acting so off from the expectations for a member of their society/race/social conditions that...
Kileanna
2017-12-22T10:15:50Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#47
2017-12-20T15:43:19Z
2017-12-20T15:43:19Z
<p>About the last chapter, I'd like to make some clarification about the mark of Baba Yaga. (Dalindra will probably explain it better than me)</p>
<p>We had some players that had already told us that they might not come all the sessions. We had some players that might be joining later in the game. And, finally, we had some recruitable NPCs during the adventure (like Argentea) who could end joining the party.</p>
<p>We couldn't have such a big party all the time, specially when the game was written with 4 players in mind. So we needed to find a way to explain in game why, if we were so many people traveling together, there would be only 4 of us adventuring at each time.</p>
<p>Here, our clever GM thought that it would be cool mimicking the structure of Baba Yaga + 3 knights to keep the group limited to 4 characters.</p>
<p>We knew the mark theoretically protected the party from some things, so we didn't usually risk taking with us someone who wasn't protected by it. And the knights would be chosen each day so the group could change at the beginning of the day. That made sense inside the game, and out of the game everything remained mostly the same.</p>
<p>And what happened if the character with the main mark died? We didn't know at the time, but the mark passed on to one of the 3 active knights at random.</p>
<p>Choosing Kileanna as the bearer of the mark was... OK, somewhat imposed out of the game xD
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I was the only player who didn't have to miss sessions (and in the rare cases I had, it was usually for a reason that made Dalindra unable to come too), and all the players thought that, being a witch, my character should have the mark. The fact that all the other players were like "I don't want it, it will surely screw us up" made the decission easier. I mean, I was also sure that the damned mark would really end screwing my character up too, but they left me no choice!!!</p>
<p>This reminds me a lot of how Kiani ended being Hurricane Queen in Skull and Shackles because no one else wanted too. Seriously, we need more power hungry players in our games!!! (Or maybe not xD)</p>
<p>Also, about the Geas. Dalindra hated it. It forced us to follow the path as written and he wanted to give us choice. Anything that we did should be made because we wanted to, not because we were under some powerful magic effect that forced us to do so.</p>
<p>So, no geas on us. That really made the difference, in my opinion, as all the questionable choices we had to make were on our own consciences. And at a given moment we finally decided to follow a completely different path. That surely made Dalindra's job as a GM harder, but the resulting story was so good and interesting.</p>
About the last chapter, I'd like to make some clarification about the mark of Baba Yaga. (Dalindra will probably explain it better than me)
We had some players that had already told us that they might not come all the sessions. We had some players that might be joining later in the game. And, finally, we had some recruitable NPCs during the adventure (like Argentea) who could end joining the party.
We couldn't have such a big party all the time, specially when the game was written with 4...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-12-20T15:43:19Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#46
2017-12-22T09:02:02Z
2017-12-20T15:25:39Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 18</b></p>
<p>Walking against the wind, finding the source of the unseasonable winter was easy. We met no more opposition before we arrived in a wide clearing, containing many concentric lines of icicles emerging from the ground like stalagmites. In the middle, just a frost plain from where the blizzard came. Indi and I were able to identify an extremely powerful magic coming from the middle of the clearing, but the winds worked as an impenetrable barrier that kept us from approaching. After studying the formation for a while, we came to a couple of conclusions: first, it was some kind of portal leading to another place, and second, we didn't have the slightest idea about how to close it.</p>
<p>We were getting to the conclusion that our best chance was to travel with Argentea to Castle Eastwatch and ask the Knights of Solamnia for help, when a mounted figure appeared, galloping out of the portal towards us, surrounded by a dark, cold mist. It rode a black warhorse and wore a full plate armor of the same color. The heavy winds that guarded the portal swirled around it like they didn't dare to touch it. As the figure approached and we prepared for combat, the horse vanished in a gust of black smoke, as well as the terrible aura that surrounded its knight, leaving only an old human male in a battered armor who, with no horse to ride, collapsed to the ground not far from us. I ran towards him. He was conscious, but he didn't look like he would last long without healing. He was pale from bloodloss, and his lips had turned purple because of the cold. He sat in the snow, unable to stand up.</p>
<p>-I don't have any healing magic left.- I said to Indi.- You'll have to use your wand.
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-Are you insane? He has come from the other side of the portal! We don't even know who he is!
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-Pay attention to your friend, girl.- said the old man.- Don't waste your magic on me. My wounds won't kill me. And the curse that Elvanna has placed on me is beyond all healing.
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-Who is this Elvanna?- asked Argentea.- Is she responsible for this weather? Does she work for Nazhena?</p>
<p>The old man coughed a humorless laughter.</p>
<p>-Elvanna is the Queen of Irrisen, daughter of the Witch Queen, Baba Yaga. Nazhena is only another one of her followers.
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-And you are?- I asked.
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-Once I was known as Illarion Matveius, but now I am just Black Midnight, the Black Rider of Baba Yaga, harbinger of the Witch Queen's return.
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-That's a quite impressive collection of titles that doesn't mean anything to us.- said Argentea.
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-Who is Baba Yaga and why has her daughter attacked her... knight?- Everything seemed confusing to me.
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-You don't really know anything up here in the North, do you?- the old man took a long pause, finding the strength for the next explanation.- Baba Yaga founded Irrisen, on the frozen lands beyond the Icewall, thousands of years ago. She chooses a new queen among her daughters every hundred years.- Another pause, while he took a heavy breath.- Once a hundred years have passed, she returns to set a new queen on the throne and take the old one with her.</p>
<p>For a few seconds, the Black Rider seemed lost in his thoughts.</p>
<p>-That's how it always was and that's how it always will be. Some of her daughters don't want to give up the throne, but that doesn't make a difference. Usually. This time, though, Elvanna has captured Baba Yaga's Dancing Hut and slain all her Riders but me. Now she is creating Winter Portals all over Krynn to conquer all the known lands.
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-Are there more portals?- I asked.
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-There will be. Nazhena was entrusted to open this one as a test. But there are more of them, awaiting the right time to be opened.- the old man released a long sigh.- Baba Yaga wouldn't allow it. But something has happened to her.
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-So there's nothing else we can do but waiting here until that so-called Witch Queen comes back and punishes her unruly daughter?- asked Indi.
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-If she comes back.- protested Argentea.
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-She won't.- answered the Black Rider with a grim expression.- She should already be here.
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He got lost on his thoughts again. When he became silent, he was so pale and quiet that he looked already dead. We looked at each other, inowing that there must be a reason for him taking so much effort in sharing all that information with us.
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-Come here. Listen.- he finally continued with a grave voice.- Do you really want to put an end to this?
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-We do.- I spoke for us all.- But it is beyond our cappacities.
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-I will tell you what you must do: cross the portal, go to Winterthrone and find the Dancing Hut. It will lead you to Baba Yaga.
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-A hut... will lead us?
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-It knows how to find her.
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-That sounds crazy at so many levels.- Argentea said.- Am I the only one who thinks this is a terrible idea?
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-That's the best we have so far. But, how do we get to the other side of the portal?- I asked.to the Black Rider.
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-You must possess the blood of Baba Yaga to cross it.
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-So you...- I started to say.
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-As a Knight, I bear her mark. I will pass it onto you, and you'll be able cross the portal.
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—What effect will that have on us?- asked Indi suspiciously.
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-You will be linked to her. You'll get part of her power and...
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-And all her enemies, what a deal!- interrupted Cat.- I don't like this. Why us?
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-Do you see someone else?- answered the Black Rider, in a humorless, tired voice.- It is just a matter of time before Elvanna sends her minions after me. In this state there's no way I can survive. All I can do is passing on Baba Yaga's mark to someone willing to find her in my place.
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-This idea about finding some Witch Queen so she can abduct her own daughter seems terrible.- protested Argentea.- We must have more alternatives. The Knights of Solamnia...
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-We cannot refuse any help we can get.- I answered.- This is big. We have to keep all of our paths open.
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-Everything about this mark is suspicious.- Indi intervened- ,We could end bound to someone who is thousands of years old.
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-That is a risk we must take.- I said.- We have the destiny of Krynn in our hands. I don't want to be the one who turned her back on it.
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-It's not our responsibility, Kileanna.- Cat reminded me.
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-Now it is. I will do it.</p>
<p>No matter what the Black Rider had said, I thought of the mark as a burden, not as a reward. I was going to be bound to an ancient and cunning being of great power. That couldn't be good. But someone had to do it, and I was the most adequate for it: Indi had his family and his life in Kalaman, Argentea a bright future in the Knighthood and a suitor waiting for her, and my sister could live a normal life among the kagonesti without me. But what did I have, aside from a hopeless dream of finding a place to call home? This was a much better fate that the one that awaited for me.</p>
<p>-What do we have exactly to do?- I asked to the old man. He gave me an intense gaze, and he produced two items: a plague doctor mask and a lock of white hair.
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-These are two of the keys to make the Dancing Hut work. You know the rest.
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-What about the mark?- I asked. I was very scared, but I did my best to conceal my emotions.
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-You will have to take it. It is tied to my life force, I cannot relinquish it voluntarily.
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I opened my mouth, confused, but any sound refused to come out of it.
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-Take my life. If you don't, Elvanna's forces will and it will be all for nothing.
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-There must be... another way.- I said, terrified.
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-There isn't.
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I pulled out my dagger. I was shivering. A part of myself really wanted to do it, slowly and painfully.
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-Don't do it.- commanded Argentea- We will find another way.
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I didn't listen. I knew what I had to do. Cat grabbed me by the hand holding the dagger.
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-I will do it.- she said.
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She didn't really want to. She was abhorred by the idea. But she was resigned to do it as long as I didn't have to.
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-No. This is my choice. I will.- I managed to show a resolution that I really didn't have. I approached the old man- Are you really sure, Black Rider?- I asked.
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-Go ahead.</p>
<p>Something inside of me cried for pain, blood and suffering, but I was quick. Again, taking a life was disturbingly easy. A dagger through the throat, a gurgling sound, and he was dead.
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The mark came to me just as easily. There was no pain, no visible surge of energy, no flashy lights. It was just like a flash of insight, a moment of inspiration. For a moment, all the experience and knowledge of an ancient and wise mind poured into my head, but it all happened so fast that I couldn't get a hold on it. Having a glimpse of her power also allowed me to sense something familiar in it, in her magic. Was that the potential of my magic? It seemed almost god-like. For a moment I understood Indi's position, and I thought that maybe that kind of magic shouldn't exist.</p>
<p>It happened so quickly that the rest of the group didn't even notice anything. They were confused about what had happened until I spoke:</p>
<p>-Now we can go through the portal.- My own serenity surprised me. I had just killed a man.- I can share the mark with three people. Three riders.- I chuckled.- It will protect us from the storm as well as from... other things. I am still unsure of how it works. It binds us together in a way.
<br />
Indi and Argentea didn't like what they were hearing. At all. Cat just looked worried about me, as always.
<br />
-Are you OK?- she asked me.
<br />
-Yes, I am. It was... strange. I know things I never learned. And I feel... somewhat different.
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-But... You are still you, right?
<br />
-No. I am a creepy old witch who eats her children. Now I am going to kill you all.
<br />
I was smiling.
<br />
-Definitely, you are still yourself.- said Argentea, trying to hide her smile.
<br />
Cat seemed relieved.
<br />
-Let's cross the portal, then!</p>
<p>I approached Cat and I drew an invisible circle.on her forehead with my finger: the midday sun. She wasn't scared at all. She'd entrust me with her life without thinking about it twice.</p>
<p>-Cat, My Red Sun.- I said.
<br />
-That's all?- she asked.</p>
<p>Indi approached hesitantly.</p>
<p>-I guess I'm next. I must be crazy.</p>
<p>I repeated the process with him, drawing an invisible line on his forehead, with a half circle under it.</p>
<p>-Indi, My Black Midnight.
<br />
-Hey! Why am I the Black Midnight? Is it because I worship a goddess of darkness?
<br />
-What!?- Argentea couldn't believe it.
<br />
-Zeboim. I thought you knew.
<br />
Argentea sighed.
<br />
-I am traveling with an evil cleric. This is just so perfect.
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-I am actually a druid.- corrected Indi. From her looks, Argentea didn't know the difference and didn't really care.
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-An evil druid then. So much better.</p>
<p>I intervened.</p>
<p>-He is a good person.
<br />
-With the exception that, by definition, he isn't.</p>
<p>Indi didn't attempt to discuss Argentea's words. He had probably faced that kind of arguments many times before and knew that arguing was pointless.</p>
<p>-He has helped us.
<br />
-That doesn't mean anything.
<br />
-Ladies, ladies!- Indi was almost laughing.-No need to fight over me, specially when someone could come across the portal, following this one.- he pointed to the dead rider, who laid with his face againt the snow.- We should move.
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-Argentea, I need to share the mark with you.- I said.
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She looked at Indi, then, at Cat and finally she looked me in the eyes for a while, like pondering how much she trusted me.
<br />
-I don't want to bear the mark of some old witch. Who knows what kind of effects could it have on us?
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-It will be temporary.- I explained- Next dawn it will be gone and you'll decide if you want it back for one more day. But if you want to stay behind, it's fine.</p>
<p>Then we wouldn't have to leave Blond behind. I'd be sad not to have Argentea coming with us, she had been a real friend, but I didn't want to put any pressure on her.</p>
<p>-Alright then. Give me the mark. I cannot turn my back to my responsibilities.
<br />
I lifted my finger again and I drew a line on her forehead, and then a half circle over it: a rising sun.
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-Argentea, My Bright Morning.</p>
<p>After providing Blond with some food and a winter blanket, we crossed the portal. The wind and snow magically stayed away from us.</p>
<p>Not so far from there, there was probably a very concerned man, worried because his future fianceé never arrived. At least, that was what I thought at that time.</p>
CHAPTER 18
Walking against the wind, finding the source of the unseasonable winter was easy. We met no more opposition before we arrived in a wide clearing, containing many concentric lines of icicles emerging from the ground like stalagmites. In the middle, just a frost plain from where the blizzard came. Indi and I were able to identify an extremely powerful magic coming from the middle of the clearing, but the winds worked as an impenetrable barrier that kept us from approaching. After...
Kileanna
2017-12-20T15:25:39Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#45
2017-12-18T17:38:22Z
2017-12-18T17:38:22Z
<p>Thank you so much! The character interactions will be pretty relevant during all the campaign and some of them will be pretty complicated, as a Wizard of the High Sorcery will join later in the campaign!</p>
<p>It was important trying to explain some rules of the setting at this point, as the fact that witches seem to break all the known rules of Krynn's magic and that nobody knows if patrons are gods or something entirely different will be really important later.</p>
<p>In the end we had a lot of setting specific stuff, and also a lot of interactions with characters from other stories, so setting the bases now seemed important.</p>
Thank you so much! The character interactions will be pretty relevant during all the campaign and some of them will be pretty complicated, as a Wizard of the High Sorcery will join later in the campaign!
It was important trying to explain some rules of the setting at this point, as the fact that witches seem to break all the known rules of Krynn's magic and that nobody knows if patrons are gods or something entirely different will be really important later.
In the end we had a lot of...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-12-18T17:38:22Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=11?Post-Your-Character-Art#526
2017-12-18T02:12:34Z
2017-12-17T18:24:05Z
<p>Moira is... complicated. Hahaha
<br />
I loved her hair and borrowing the design for Morrigan's shirt.</p>
<p>And dragons <3 <3 <3 How not to love them?</p>
Moira is... complicated. Hahaha
I loved her hair and borrowing the design for Morrigan's shirt.
And dragons <3 <3 <3 How not to love them?
Kileanna
2017-12-17T18:24:05Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#43
2017-12-17T20:08:14Z
2017-12-17T18:17:22Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 17</b></p>
<p>Indi couldn't wait to question me about what had happened during the fight. I didn't fully understand why, but he was very concerned about the healing spell I had casted on Argentea. But he'd have to wait to tell me whatever he wanted to say, as I still couldn't hear anything. I was starting to worry that I was never going to recover my hearing, though I suspected it was only temporary. Meanwhile, Indi engaged my sister in an argument that made my sister mad enough to allow me to realize it was all about me. Argentea tried to play the mediator, while I felt completely displaced for not being able to understand what was going on. I realized how Indi must have felt when we were three elves in the group and we spoke Elven in front of him.</p>
<p>After a while, the ringing turned into a buzzing and I started hearing again, though all sounds were muffled like I was underwater. Cat and Indi had already stopped arguing and everybody was more concerned with keeping the perimeter safe and packing up some pieces of art and jewelry that we found inside a chest. Who would have guessed that trolls could have a taste for that kind of thing?
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When I spoke to say that I was feeling better and ready to go on with our trip, everybody stopped what they were doing and started asking me how I felt, all at once. I was completely overwhelmed, I had never felt comfortable being the center of attention. I told them I was "fine, fine, thanks" and, as I realized Indi was holding himself back with not asking anything sensitive too soon, I asked him directly:</p>
<p>-Indi what did I do during the fight to upset you? Was it because I healed Argentea?
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-Lady Argentea.- she corrected.
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-Oh, yes, sorry.
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-That was the reason, yes,- explained Indi- but I am not upset. It's just that you shouldn't be doing it.
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-Why? I may have saved her life!- I complained.
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-I don't mean that what you did was wrong, but you shouldn't be able to do it! Your magic doesn't come from the gods!
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-Stop saying that!- intervened Cat, visibly angry- You know nothing! My sister is a shaman, and shamans are healers!</p>
<p>And then they engaged again in an argument that I had a hard time to follow.</p>
<p>For some clarification: in the end, all magic comes from the gods, but divine spellcasters like Indi get theirs by directly worshipping a god, who rewards their faith by granting them magic. Arcane spellcasters, like wizards, are different: they learn how to manipulate the magic energies in the world, and need no approval from the gods to make their magic work. Though I revere (but do not worship) Eternity, it only reveals to me the secrets needed to make my magic work. After that, the magic is free for me to use. That makes me closer to wizards than to priests, druids and shamans. Yet there are divine rules barring the Gods of Magic from granting the knowledge of healing magic to wizards. But I'm no wizard either, and Eternity follows its own rules.</p>
<p>-Cat, he is right,- I intervened as soon as I could speak without rising my voice- I am not a shaman. My magic is different from Indi's, or Talda'syn's. </p>
<p>Indi worshipped a goddess. Talda'syn worshipped the more abstract concept of wisdom, and through it, the many gods that represented it. I just got whispered knowledge from a mysterious entity who had never asked for anything in return, worship or else.</p>
<p>-Don't be ridiculous, of course you are!- protested Cat with her usual "big sisters know better" voice.
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-She isn't. She doesn't practice godly magic, but she is still able to cast healing spells. That kind of magic shouldn't exist.</p>
<p>It was irrational, but I felt hurt by Indi's words. I knew what he meant, but I had always felt my magic as a part of myself, as I had shown innate magic powers since I was a child, and I felt like he was saying that I shouldn't exist. Like Talda'syn. Like other kagonesti elves. I didn't want to have to stand those accusations again. Not from a friend. Not from Indi.</p>
<p>-I don't understand my own magic, but I know it isn't bad.- that was all that occurred to me to say. I knew Indi meant no offense. Just my old fears popping out.
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-I don't know. Just be cautious.- I had never seen Indi taking anything that seriously before.- Magic shouldn't work like that.
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-You are all overthinking everything.- grunted Cat, dismissing the conversation.- You worry too much. Let's get moving.
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-Yes, please.- Argentea had deliberately remained out of the discussion and seemed increasingly impatient.- This is all nonsense to me. I don't like magic. All of it seems equally dangerous to me. But if you want my opinion, we should focus on the magic that is causing this winter first.
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-That seems sensible.- I smiled, glad to end the conversation and get back to more productive concerns.</p>
CHAPTER 17
Indi couldn't wait to question me about what had happened during the fight. I didn't fully understand why, but he was very concerned about the healing spell I had casted on Argentea. But he'd have to wait to tell me whatever he wanted to say, as I still couldn't hear anything. I was starting to worry that I was never going to recover my hearing, though I suspected it was only temporary. Meanwhile, Indi engaged my sister in an argument that made my sister mad enough to allow me to...
Kileanna
2017-12-17T18:17:22Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=11?Post-Your-Character-Art#522
2017-12-18T17:23:37Z
2017-12-16T11:33:55Z
<p>More thingies!
<br />
<a href="http://fav.me/dbvxgny" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Kel</a>, commisioned work.
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<a href="http://fav.me/dbw4w86" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Va'ardalia</a>, now in her fighting outfit.
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<a href="http://fav.me/dbw4xjv" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Moira</a>, changeling witch, colored version.
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<a href="http://fav.me/dbw8oam" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Markise Engel</a>a request made for Project Starcall and a somewhat experimental thing.
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<a href="http://fav.me/dbw8ob2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Vivian Vitoriano</a> another request for Project Starcall.
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<a href="http://fav.me/dbwofo6" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Turk</a>, yes, another request hahaha
<br />
<a href="http://fav.me/dbw4yzh" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">A crossover pic</a> that I drew with my characters and the ones belonging to my friend Serapeum ^^.</p>
More thingies!
Kel, commisioned work.
Va'ardalia, now in her fighting outfit.
Moira, changeling witch, colored version.
Markise Engela request made for Project Starcall and a somewhat experimental thing.
Vivian Vitoriano another request for Project Starcall.
Turk, yes, another request hahaha
A crossover pic that I drew with my characters and the ones belonging to my friend Serapeum ^^.
Kileanna
2017-12-16T11:33:55Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#42
2017-12-15T08:17:13Z
2017-12-14T20:44:44Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 16</b></p>
<p>As we continued the march, we felt how the temperature quickly dropped and the heavy snowfall turned into a blizzard. We had to walk against the direction of the wind, which made each step exhausting. Only Indi seemed to be comfortable with the terrible weather, with his exposed forearms and light summer clothes. His goddess protected him.</p>
<p>-We must be close to the source.- he said.
<br />
-Better approach cautiously.- added Argentea.- It will be protected.</p>
<p>The visibility was so poor that we didn't even bother to send Cat or Nina ahead this time. Argentea and my sister led the way, while Nina stayed perched on my arm, turned into a fluffy ball of feathers. </p>
<p>We weren't caught unaware when the air elemental attacked. We were already expecting an ambush. What really surprised us was that an air elemental wasn't exactly the toughest of enemies. Yes, it could fly, but it had to get close to attack, giving us the chance to strike it. There had to be someone else near. The snowball that hit me (or was it a stone?) confirmed our suspicions. It was unnaturally cold. I looked around, but I couldn't see where it came from. Only when the air elemental was banished, a tiny figure with blue skin and shimmering dragonfly wings flew in front of us. He didn't seem hindered by the wind and snow. He remained close enough time to be noticed and then disappeared again on the storm before we could react.</p>
<p>-Don't' let him escape!- commanded Argentea.
<br />
-But he's leading us to a trap!- I complained.
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-So what?- Argentea got back on track, leading the way.- We cannot allow him to raise the alarm!
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-You are right!- agreed Cat, joining Argentea on the lead.
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I followed. Indi was about to join us when he realized that Blond didn't move. Indi took his arm and pulled. Only then, he reluctantly moved.
<br />
-Come on, lazy boy! We are taking you to mom!</p>
<p>To our surprise, Blond became suddenly motivated. Was it by fear, excitement, loyalty, or something entirely different, we couldn't tell. His face remained as inscrutable as ever while he strided on the snow as fast as he could. So did we, but not fast enough to keep the faerie to reach a small campsite not far from the ambush place. There were four igloos built among the trees. The faerie who had attacked us was waiting near one of them, and as he saw us, he threw something in our direction. There was a sound like thunder, so loud that I felt like my ears were bleeding. Then I heard nothing but a constant ringing.
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The faerie got inside the igloo, and Indi followed.</p>
<p>-It's a trap!- I warned, but I couldn't hear my own cry. Indi turned towards me and said something with a big, confident smile on his face. He knew. Instead of entering, he conjured a cone of flames out of his fingertips and into the igloo. I couldn't see what happened from my position, but the smell of burned flesh together with Indi's triumphant smile was enough to me to figure out. Later we'd found out that he had charred to dearh three faeries that were hiding inside, and that the floor of the igloo was made of thin ice so it collapsed as anyone got inside.</p>
<p>The faerie wirh the dragonfly wings got out, emerging from a hole on the top of the igloo. He had survived the attack, though visibly burned. He was trying to get out again and only I was in position to avoid it. It was all or nothing. I felt clumsy pronouncing the words to make my magic work, as I couldn't hear myself, but the spell came out as it should. As it had happened before, the faerie fell asleep and was knocked into the floor, where Cat and Argentea were ready to take care of him. Our greatest concern was finishing all threats as soon as we could. If the explosion of the thunderstone hadn't alerted everyone in the proximity, my loud voice had surely done it.</p>
<p>We checked the other igloos, but they were all empty, so we headed towards a nearby trail, just in time to see a massive shape heading towards us. It was an ugly hunched figure with curved fangs, ape-like arms ended in claws and with a greenish blue skin covered in moss. Cat and I had once been into a tavern called The Troll's Head. The owner told everyone who asked about the disgusting stuffed head held on the wall as a trophy how the troll had been killed many times, but kept coming back to life again and again until they burned it to death. The creature we had in front of us looked pretty similar to the trophy (with the exception that this one had a body).</p>
<p>-Troll!- I cried- Indi, burn him!</p>
<p>The troll stopped for a second, letting us approach. He seemed surprised to see Blond. He pointed at him and then at us with his spear and said something. Blond seemed confused, and stood there, looking hipnotized at his own empty hands.
<br />
Argentea charged first, making a clear gesture for us all to stay behind her. The troll used his superior reach to strike at her with his spear. The shield protected her from being hit on any vital points, but she still got a pretty serious wound on her leg. &nbsp;Yet, that didn't keep her from ending her charge with an accurate blow with her sword. The wound started healing as soon as it was inflicted. Another quick gesture from Argentea, and Cat joined the fight while the troll was still reading his weapon for the next attack, while Indi also pivoted to cast a gust of flames right on the troll's face without burning any of us in the process. Meanwhile, I did what I knew how to do better: I gave the troll the evil eye and started cackling. It might be somewhat disturbing, but it worked and the troll's moves became clumsy when it came to dodging attacks.</p>
<p>My sister looked like the animal on her name, jumping so she could reach the troll's throat. She &nbsp;was the shortest of us, as she was less than 1,50m tall, but she was twice as fierce as any other person I had known. Meanwhile, Argentea hit the troll with both her sword and her spiked shield. Her attacks didn't cut as deep as my sister's nor they were as accurate, but she did a good work standing in the way of the troll so he couldn't reach Indi, who had clearly caught the troll's attention with his fire spell. As I had heard on stories, the wounds of the troll had stopped healing by their own as soon as Indi burned him.</p>
<p>Not being able to attack Indi, the troll took the not-so-unwise decision of getting rid of his main obstacle first. He dropped his spear and attacked Argentea with his claws. She blocked the first claw without effort, almost dodged the second, and didn't saw the bite coming. The creature's curved fangs pierced armor and flesh altogether. I couldn't hear Argentea's scream, but I saw her face distorted in a mask of pain. She wouldn't be able to stand another attack like that.</p>
<p>-Argentea!- I cried. I was still laughing to keep my curse on the troll, which probably made it a pretty awkward moment.- Step back! I will heal you!- Indi pointed at the wand hanging from his belt and said something.- Don't worry, I don't need it!</p>
<p>Argentea looked at me, then at the troll, there was no way she could step back to me without risking a deadly attack from him. But still, there wasn't defeat on her eyes. To my surprise, she charged towards the monster with her shield. The troll was twice as heavy than she was, armor and all, but yet she put all her weight on the charge and pushed him back many steps. She made a gesture for me to approach, which I was already doing. I could feel Indi's deep blue eyes staring at me in expectation. For a moment, I feared that my healing magic wouldn't work, it was so difficult to cast a spell without hearing what was saying. But again, magic responded to my voice and I felt the warmth of the healing energy flowing through my hands. Argentea's wounds closed, right in time to take another atack from the troll. He was too close to me. I don't believe I would have survived an attack like the one that almost knlcked down Argentea. But, fortunately, my sister was still there. While the troll was distracted filing his claws on Argentea, my sister delivered the final blow, stabbing him in the eye. How she was able to perform such a deed with a creature that doubled her on height escapes me, but it was an instant kill and the troll fell to the ground, presumably making some sound that would have made my description prettier, had I been able to hear it.</p>
<p>As we couldn't know if the troll would be able to resume his natural regeneration after a while and come back to life, we set the corpse on fire, just to be sure. While securing the perimeter, we found the troll's lair not far from our position. It was a warm yet foul-smelling cave, and we moved there to rest for a while and heal our wounds. It had been a tough fight.</p>
CHAPTER 16
As we continued the march, we felt how the temperature quickly dropped and the heavy snowfall turned into a blizzard. We had to walk against the direction of the wind, which made each step exhausting. Only Indi seemed to be comfortable with the terrible weather, with his exposed forearms and light summer clothes. His goddess protected him.
-We must be close to the source.- he said.
-Better approach cautiously.- added Argentea.- It will be protected.
The visibility was so poor...
Kileanna
2017-12-14T20:44:44Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#41
2017-12-18T15:00:09Z
2017-12-14T20:38:46Z
<p>Oooh! Who do we have here! My favorite talking lizard! Thanks for dropping by! I hope you enjoy! I tried to be more narrative in this one. Being a player instead of a GM allows to focus in some new things. I wasn't also very satisfied with using terms as AC and BAB in the story so I tried to go into something more immersive.</p>
<p>Sit here by the campfire and warm up yourself!</p>
Oooh! Who do we have here! My favorite talking lizard! Thanks for dropping by! I hope you enjoy! I tried to be more narrative in this one. Being a player instead of a GM allows to focus in some new things. I wasn't also very satisfied with using terms as AC and BAB in the story so I tried to go into something more immersive.
Sit here by the campfire and warm up yourself!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-12-14T20:38:46Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=11?Post-Your-Character-Art#521
2017-12-12T19:47:42Z
2017-12-12T19:47:42Z
<p>Very creative and well thought!</p>
Very creative and well thought!
Kileanna
2017-12-12T19:47:42Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#39
2017-12-12T20:49:39Z
2017-12-11T22:43:01Z
<p>You never got used to it, but then I started vomiting spiders, then turning myself into an old woman, and there was also the hair thing. I bet that, after that, the cackling seemed almost... normal.</p>
You never got used to it, but then I started vomiting spiders, then turning myself into an old woman, and there was also the hair thing. I bet that, after that, the cackling seemed almost... normal.
Kileanna
2017-12-11T22:43:01Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#37
2017-12-14T08:02:44Z
2017-12-11T09:00:36Z
<p><b>CHAPTER 15</b></p>
<p>When Indi and Cat got back from their (unsuccessful) hunt for food, they found us cooking one of Argentea's old shoes in the cauldron.</p>
<p>-Hey, -laughed Cat- we aren't so desperate yet that we are eating our own shoes! We still have some dry food!
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-I know- I answered- this is just a bet. Argentea wouldn't believe that shoes can be edible when properly cooked so I dared her to test it by cooking one of her own.
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-Lady Argentea.- she corrected.
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-Oh, yes, sorry. Lady Argentea.</p>
<p>Indi and Cat looked at us in disbelief. To be honest, I cannot remember either how we got from talking about serious things to discussing emergency food. Neither I can understand how she accepted to cook and eat a shoe. My best guess is that she felt shocked about me and my sister having to survive on barely edible things and she wanted to have a bite (pun intended) to see how it felt like. But that's only my assumption. Knowing Argentea, maybe she just couldn't refuse a challenge.</p>
<p>-So what is exactly the bet?- asked Indi.
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-If she's able to eat some, I will eat some too.
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-What if she isn't?
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I shrugged.
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-Nothing.
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-You aren't very good at betting, are you?</p>
<p>My whole experience with betting was seeing my sister playing cards in a tavern. As far as I knew, it consisted of everybody placing their bets, then playing their cards, then Cat getting in a fight because she couldn't pay what she owed. Some months later, my sister's betting system would save our lives and souls.</p>
<p>We ate our dry rations while the shoe boiled slowly. When we were ready for departing it was still mostly raw, but Argentea insisted on giving it a try. She made a funny face before making a big effort to tear a chunk of leather from the shoe.</p>
<p>-It has to cook some more. Then it should be edible, though a bit chewy.
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She didn't answer, she just made more faces. I felt a bit guilty for convincing her to try.</p>
<p>-Let me give it a bite too.- I laughed.
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-Why? You don't have to. I lost the bet.
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-It seems fair.
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-We have no more time for this. Let's move.- she threw the half boiled shoe away.
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-I wouldn't have minded trying.- I said.
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-Girl, you are really terrible at betting.- laughed Indi.</p>
<p>I never got any better at it.</p>
<p>We felt optimistic and motivated after having a night's rest, and we had almost forgotten the difficulties we had been through the previous day, but the woods were unforgiving and wouldn't allow us to forget where we were. As we were about to leave the clearing where we had spent the night, a big arcane explosion happened. Someone had set a well concealed magic trap at the exit of the clearing. As Cat and Argentea were the ones that led the way, only they were caught in the explosion. Without a shield to take cover behind, and caught completely off-guard, my sister took the worst part of the impact. After what we had been through the previous day, it didn't feel like too much, but it made us remember that we weren't on a leisure trip. We had to be aware.</p>
<p>We hadn't been walking for more than 10 minutes when Cat found footprints in the snow.</p>
<p>-An animal. A big one.- she pointed at some red sprinkles on the snow.- It is wounded, so we must be cautious. Wounded animals are twice as dangerous.
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-It must be the animal that the man we found dead yesterday was hunting.- said Argentea, while giving a quick look at her new, warm, non-fancy boots.
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-We should hunt it down.- suggested Indi.- If it attacks us by surprise or while we are injured from another fight it could be fatal.
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-You are right.- agreed Argentea.
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-We can also get some good meat and fur out of it.- added Cat.</p>
<p>The kagonesti elves revere life, and killing anything without a good reason is often unthinkable to them. Surviving is, of course, the best possible reason to kill. After killing their prey, anything that can be used is taken, be it for food, clothes or even tokens and fetishes, as the contrary is considered disrespectful for the prey. This is so important that, when some kagonesti were corrupted by the Ghoul Queen of the Silvanesti, some tales were heard of them wearing the skin and bones of the elves they hunted and devoured. Being raised as outcasts, my sister and I didn't have such strong beliefs, but we still thought that no life should be wasted.</p>
<p>We got off the trail and into the woods to track the beast. I couldn't see anything, but Cat insisted that she saw footprints and drops of blood. I had lived in the woods most of my life, but I wouldn't have lasted a single day without my sister. After no more than a couple of minutes, Cat stood still and pointed towards some bushes. The animal laid exhausted, licking the blood on its paw. Though it was partially covered by the bushes, it was clear that it was a weasel, maybe an ermine, of about the size of my sister and with fur as white as snow. It noticed us as we approached. It stood up and charged towards Argentea (who was definitely the shiniest and noisiest among us) with a shriek of pain. Argentea was prepared, and made the beast bite her shield. I gave the weasel an intense stare and started laughing. Cat was already used to it, Indi had already seen it before and guessed it was another of the peculiarities of my magic, but Argentea was puzzled.</p>
<p>-Focus! Don't lose your nerves now!
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I wanted to say I was OK, but I was struck cackling.
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-It's normal, believe me.- answered my sister for me, while slashing the beast under one of its forelimbs.</p>
<p>The weasel shrieked and tried to bite one more time, but once again it met Argentea's shield. Indi joined the fight with his quarterstaff, trying to hit the beast on its head. It wasn't a very good blow, but my magic was hindering the animal, making its movements clumsier, and it wasn't able to dodge properly. Despite being badly injured, the weasel kept fighting, out of desperation, until my sister delivered the final blow. As the beast fell to the ground, she slashed its throat, ending its life.</p>
<p>-If it doesn't bleed, it will be inedible.- she explained. Then she proceeded to skin the animal and cut it into pieces.
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-Can I have its fangs?- I asked.- I want to try crafting something out of them. </p>
<p>I could see that she found my petition strange, but she asked no questions. I had always shown my disgust for any kind of amulets or jewelry crafted by kagonesti elves and refused to wear them. But the difference was the meaning: I didn't want to wear something to constantly remind me of the people who had ostracized me. But if I was going to leave soon, I wanted something to remind me of this adventure and the new friends I had made. They were the only friends I had ever had aside from my sister and Nina. I worked on it for a couple of nights, cleaning the fangs with my knife and mounting them on a leather string. The final result was rough, but I felt satisfied with it. I have been wearing that necklace since then, and many times I have wondered if I should give it to Argentea in exchange for hers, but it isn't definitely the kind of jewelry that a noble lady should wear.
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While Cat butchered the weasel, Argentea took a moment to speak to her. They were only a ifew steps aside of the group, so I could hear almost everything. Argentea was concerned about my sudden burst of laughter during the combat and wanted to ask Cat if she felt like I was prepared to face real combat. She didn't want me to end up being killed or getting us all killed.</p>
<p>-It's alright. Not everybody is made to be a warrior.- she said- I have seen experienced knights losing their minds in battle.</p>
<p>Cat explained that the laughter thing was some kind of magic that she didn't understand. I was OK. Everything would have been fine if my sister stopped there, but she had to add that she wasn't sure either that I was prepared yet. I didn't attempt to argue, or to tell them I'd demonstrate that I was prepared. I knew I wasn't. But I'd try my best.</p>
CHAPTER 15
When Indi and Cat got back from their (unsuccessful) hunt for food, they found us cooking one of Argentea's old shoes in the cauldron.
-Hey, -laughed Cat- we aren't so desperate yet that we are eating our own shoes! We still have some dry food!
-I know- I answered- this is just a bet. Argentea wouldn't believe that shoes can be edible when properly cooked so I dared her to test it by cooking one of her own.
-Lady Argentea.- she corrected.
-Oh, yes, sorry. Lady Argentea.
Indi and...
Kileanna
2017-12-11T09:00:36Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=11?Post-Your-Character-Art#519
2017-12-11T09:06:02Z
2017-12-11T08:53:03Z
<p>Cute-cuter-even cuter-equally cute but reddish-definitely cuter-just as cute but with a cautious look.</p>
Cute-cuter-even cuter-equally cute but reddish-definitely cuter-just as cute but with a cautious look.
Kileanna
2017-12-11T08:53:03Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Kileanna
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=6?Skull-and-Blood#275
2017-12-08T09:18:12Z
2017-12-08T09:18:12Z
<p>Thanks for telling me! I love knowing how it went with other groups! Please keep me informed! And if you take a read to the other story Ibwould love to know your opinion ^—^</p>
Thanks for telling me! I love knowing how it went with other groups! Please keep me informed! And if you take a read to the other story Ibwould love to know your opinion ^—^
Kileanna
2017-12-08T09:18:12Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#32
2017-12-02T09:48:54Z
2017-12-02T09:39:49Z
<p>It was half because we liked her and half because she kept us alive!!!</p>
<p>I remember when she went on her personal quest, which was necessary to get a new player (who was an old friend and had been waiting for a good moment to join the game for sessions) into the party.</p>
<p>So we all were like: "OK, go, but come back soon"</p>
<p>Also, Argentea's "personal quest" ended being the source of most plot twists on all the stories as well as bringing a sort of political sub-plot that we all loved.</p>
<p>And we might have another reason to love her... Remember at S&S when nobody wanted the crown and you wanted to make Sandara the Hurricane Queen? We had a similar argument out of game later with Baba Yaga's mark (spoilers!). Assume it, we seemed to fear leadership and responsibility roles! We tended to get stuck taking decissions and Argentea was the kind of person who commanded us to take a course of action NOW, without taking the decissions herself. It was a good NPC to get us out of choice paralysis.</p>
It was half because we liked her and half because she kept us alive!!!
I remember when she went on her personal quest, which was necessary to get a new player (who was an old friend and had been waiting for a good moment to join the game for sessions) into the party.
So we all were like: "OK, go, but come back soon"
Also, Argentea's "personal quest" ended being the source of most plot twists on all the stories as well as bringing a sort of political sub-plot that we all loved.
And we...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-12-02T09:39:49Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#29
2017-11-28T19:22:40Z
2017-11-28T19:21:39Z
<p>Ah, the lovely Talda'syn!
<br />
When writing the story I tried to bring the character to the original concept Dalindra developed for him rather than the terrible role-playing that the player did with him, while keeping his actions. I thought it would make a much better story like that xD</p>
<p>But the player was soo charming... I mean, you forgot to tell how he asked so many times to Cat's player, in a despective way something like "dude, why are you playing a chick?".</p>
<p>After his ragequit without a tableflip we were all like: "Thanks for coming, here's the door"</p>
<p>Anyway, his actions allowed us to realize the story was serious and lethal. We had almost a TPK in the Lodge and we would have to be very cautious. In the end it was all for good.</p>
<p>As we knew later, this guy had a reputation of joining and destroying a lot of role-playing groups. But we survived him bwahahahaha (witch cackle).</p>
Ah, the lovely Talda'syn!
When writing the story I tried to bring the character to the original concept Dalindra developed for him rather than the terrible role-playing that the player did with him, while keeping his actions. I thought it would make a much better story like that xD
But the player was soo charming... I mean, you forgot to tell how he asked so many times to Cat's player, in a despective way something like "dude, why are you playing a chick?".
After his ragequit without a...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-11-28T19:21:39Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#22
2017-11-24T06:18:40Z
2017-11-24T06:18:40Z
<p>Thanks for the kind words! Sometimes I am even unsure if people is actually reading or I am just writing for myself, so any feedback is very appreciated.
<br />
Thank you so much for reading ^—^</p>
Thanks for the kind words! Sometimes I am even unsure if people is actually reading or I am just writing for myself, so any feedback is very appreciated.
Thank you so much for reading ^—^
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-11-24T06:18:40Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#19
2017-11-21T13:51:20Z
2017-11-21T13:51:20Z
<p>It all started with very subtle changes, but the homebrewed stuff we added to make it fit our previous campaigns started to take over some parts of the story and building some new and completely different storylines. The two first books were mostly played as written with a few homebrewed things, but as we got back to Ergoth in the third book, a lot of things started to happen.
<br />
We got characters from old campaigns around, playing relevant roles, and they ended affecting the main plot.
<br />
I am really excited to write everything down.
<br />
Also, I am planning to make some quick sketches as illustrations. Suggestions for scenes to depict are welcome!</p>
It all started with very subtle changes, but the homebrewed stuff we added to make it fit our previous campaigns started to take over some parts of the story and building some new and completely different storylines. The two first books were mostly played as written with a few homebrewed things, but as we got back to Ergoth in the third book, a lot of things started to happen.
We got characters from old campaigns around, playing relevant roles, and they ended affecting the main plot.
I am...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-11-21T13:51:20Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#16
2017-11-20T12:01:16Z
2017-11-19T22:10:46Z
<p><a href="http://fav.me/dbu8x82" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">An illustration I made for Chapter 2.</a>
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Kileanna and Cat meet Indi. Kileanna is pleased to meet him, but Cat doesn't trust strangers.</p>
An illustration I made for Chapter 2.
Kileanna and Cat meet Indi. Kileanna is pleased to meet him, but Cat doesn't trust strangers.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-11-19T22:10:46Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#12
2017-11-15T12:33:20Z
2017-11-15T12:33:20Z
<p>Hey there! I don't know if someone is reading, but in affirmative case, I have a question for you:
<br />
I have 13 chapters written so far. Would you prefer me publishing on a daily basis until I am done with them, or would I better wait a few days between chapters so they aren't so overwhelming?</p>
Hey there! I don't know if someone is reading, but in affirmative case, I have a question for you:
I have 13 chapters written so far. Would you prefer me publishing on a daily basis until I am done with them, or would I better wait a few days between chapters so they aren't so overwhelming?
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-11-15T12:33:20Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#10
2017-11-14T22:04:46Z
2017-11-14T22:04:46Z
<p>Anyway, I think the addition of this player was somewhat beneficial for the story. He helped me to define my character's disgust for her own race that would guide her into some decisions later in the game. I actually enjoyed him being somewhat aggressive to Kileanna, it depicted well how she was seen by her people.
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And he also allowed the other players to realize that this story was serious and complicated. And that you were going to be coherent no matter what happened.</p>
<p>And yeah, the story was lethal. I counted today 10 deaths, counting relevant characters, not only party members. Two characters died twice. And all deaths made the story more intense and deep!</p>
<p>Damn! I loved this campaign!</p>
Anyway, I think the addition of this player was somewhat beneficial for the story. He helped me to define my character's disgust for her own race that would guide her into some decisions later in the game. I actually enjoyed him being somewhat aggressive to Kileanna, it depicted well how she was seen by her people.
And he also allowed the other players to realize that this story was serious and complicated. And that you were going to be coherent no matter what happened.
And yeah, the story...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-11-14T22:04:46Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#6
2017-11-13T16:34:21Z
2017-11-13T16:31:31Z
<p>Maybe Talda'syn's player was problematic, but I think that the character added an interesting point to the story, and it made a good function to the story. After his great... intervention... we all knew that the thing was serious. It set a new mood to the story. I have been writing that part today (not publishing it yet, though, you'll have to wait until chapter #10) and remembering how everything happened. It was a good scene.</p>
<p>But let's go with chapter #3 now. Talda'syn won't be around until chapter #4.</p>
Maybe Talda'syn's player was problematic, but I think that the character added an interesting point to the story, and it made a good function to the story. After his great... intervention... we all knew that the thing was serious. It set a new mood to the story. I have been writing that part today (not publishing it yet, though, you'll have to wait until chapter #10) and remembering how everything happened. It was a good scene.
But let's go with chapter #3 now. Talda'syn won't be around...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-11-13T16:31:31Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#2
2017-11-12T14:38:58Z
2017-11-12T14:21:35Z
<p><b>Elves in Dragonlance:</b> Elves are divided into three different sub-races. The Silvanesti are reclusive and noble elves. The Qualinesti are the average elves from most settings. And Kagonesti are the wilder elves, who reject their cousins' civilized ways. They are pretty superstitious and spiritual, and often have tattoos depicting important events in their lives or the gods that they worship.</p>
<p><b>The Knights of Solamnia: </b>they are an ancient and respected knightly order, mostly formed by humans of Solamnic heritage (they have started to accept half elves with Solamnic parents and humans from other heritage). They are lawful good at heart, but they are actually divided into factions and are somewhat paralized by political dissension. They don't accept any spellcasters who doesn't receive their spells from one of the gods they worship and they often fear and despise arcane magic. They have started allowing some wizards of Solamnic heritage to join their auxiliary corps, though.</p>
<p><b>The Endless Winter:</b>A few decades ago, an almost godly white dragon took over the land of Southern Ergoth, home of the kagonesti elves, and turned it into a frozen wasteland. On a previous game, some heroes defeated the dragon and freed Ergoth from and Endless Winter. The land is still recovering from the damage, and seeing the first summer on decades. But the game is called Reign of Winter. Oh, damn.</p>
<p><b>Dramatis personae (in order of appearance):</b>
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<a href="http://fav.me/dazludt" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Kileanna</b></a>, a changeling vanilla witch who believes to be a kagonesti elf. Her patron is Time and she has a female snowy owl called Nina as a familiar. Her starting hexes were Evil Eye and Cackle.</p>
<p><a href="http://fav.me/db8m7ra" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Cat</b></a>, a kagonesti vanilla slayer. She's an agile two weapon fighter who uses kukris as weapons, and also our scout and rogue-like character. She's an orphan who found Kileanna as a baby and raised her as her younger sister.</p>
<p><a href=":thumb682716153:" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Indi</b></a>, tempest druid worshipper of Zeboim, the goddess of the sea and storms. His mother is a Cleric called Jade who appeared on other campaigns. He doesn't want anybody to know that his full name is Indigo.</p>
<p><b>Talda'syn</b> kagonesti ancient lorekeeper Oracle (he might claim to be a shaman, but that's his social position, not his class). His backstory is pretty interesting but I leave it to Dalindra to tell it when he think's it's the time (or maybe I will tell it later).</p>
<p>And with all the presentations made, let's begin with the story. Have in made that Kileanna is not a native common speaker. Her main language is elven so don't be too hard on her ;-D</p>
Elves in Dragonlance: Elves are divided into three different sub-races. The Silvanesti are reclusive and noble elves. The Qualinesti are the average elves from most settings. And Kagonesti are the wilder elves, who reject their cousins' civilized ways. They are pretty superstitious and spiritual, and often have tattoos depicting important events in their lives or the gods that they worship.
The Knights of Solamnia: they are an ancient and respected knightly order, mostly formed by humans of...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-11-12T14:21:35Z
Forums: Campaign Journals: BEYOND THE ICEWALL (A Dragonlance Reign of Winter Story)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2upz7?BEYOND-THE-ICEWALL#1
2018-04-30T05:55:23Z
2017-11-12T14:20:49Z
<p>This is the Reign of Winter adaptation that I played the last year. For those who know the original plot you will see that there are major changes into it.</p>
<p>We brought the story to our highly modified Dragonlance setting, and made a big mashup of things taking Irrisen beyond the Ice Wall. In our version of things, Winter Witches haven't changed the weather of a zone, they just rule over a frozen land.</p>
<p>We have also brought a lot of old retired and semiretired characters from other campaign into the game as secondary characters, who ended dramatically altering the course of the events. Even if the story starts mostly as written, changes start being evident in Mother, Maiden Crone and continue happening until the complete overwrite of The Revenge of the Witch Queen.</p>
<p>I was a player here, and I will be telling the story with the voice of my character, Kileanna. As it is my main alias too, to avoid the post from being confusing, I will use this one as my real voice, and Kileanna's alias for everything that is told in her voice.</p>
<p>Dalindra was the GM, and he will participate by sharing his GMing experience and some behind the scenes stuff that I might not know.</p>
<p>Even though it was a chaotic game, with players getting in and out due to crazy schedules and other issues, it was also the best gaming experience I had. It was my comeback to RPing after having lived a complicated situation, which makes this game somewhat special for me. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed playing it!</p>
<p>Of course, all feedback is welcome! I would love to hear anything that you have to say!</p>
This is the Reign of Winter adaptation that I played the last year. For those who know the original plot you will see that there are major changes into it.
We brought the story to our highly modified Dragonlance setting, and made a big mashup of things taking Irrisen beyond the Ice Wall. In our version of things, Winter Witches haven't changed the weather of a zone, they just rule over a frozen land.
We have also brought a lot of old retired and semiretired characters from other campaign...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-11-12T14:20:49Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=10?Post-Your-Character-Art#475
2017-10-29T17:48:23Z
2017-10-29T17:02:44Z
<p>Here's a pic of my old friend <a href="http://fav.me/dbs35pm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Rafael</a> who is an even older character than me! He has been around for 15 years of real time and more than 500 of game time!!!</p>
Here's a pic of my old friend Rafael who is an even older character than me! He has been around for 15 years of real time and more than 500 of game time!!!
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-10-29T17:02:44Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=10?Post-Your-Character-Art#474
2017-10-29T13:29:31Z
2017-10-29T13:14:51Z
<p>That defines myself as a whole, not just my pinky!</p>
That defines myself as a whole, not just my pinky!
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-10-29T13:14:51Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=10?Post-Your-Character-Art#472
2017-10-29T11:23:08Z
2017-10-29T10:28:12Z
<p>I try not to put a lot of faith on a tiny body part that gets hit often.</p>
I try not to put a lot of faith on a tiny body part that gets hit often.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-10-29T10:28:12Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=10?Post-Your-Character-Art#470
2017-10-29T10:19:41Z
2017-10-29T10:15:14Z
<p>As much as I believe it has.</p>
As much as I believe it has.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-10-29T10:15:14Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=10?Post-Your-Character-Art#468
2017-10-29T13:05:59Z
2017-10-29T09:40:14Z
<p><a href="http://fav.me/dbrumfg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Eirenne Nightbreeze</a>, a Galliard from the Children of Gaia and a crybaby. How can a kickass werewolf be a crybaby? She makes light heavy metal or something like that... Heavy metal shouldn't be light if you ask me, it attracts paradox...
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And me, <a href="http://fav.me/dbs23yo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Eli</a>, just someone living my life and minding my own business. I happen to be a member of the Cult of Ecstasy and an awakened human too. My tatoos don't have more magic than my pinkie toe, by the way.</p>
Eirenne Nightbreeze, a Galliard from the Children of Gaia and a crybaby. How can a kickass werewolf be a crybaby? She makes light heavy metal or something like that... Heavy metal shouldn't be light if you ask me, it attracts paradox...
And me, Eli, just someone living my life and minding my own business. I happen to be a member of the Cult of Ecstasy and an awakened human too. My tatoos don't have more magic than my pinkie toe, by the way.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-10-29T09:40:14Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=10?Post-Your-Character-Art#465
2017-10-27T00:54:06Z
2017-10-26T19:44:24Z
<p><a href="http://fav.me/dbrr6r8" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Self portrait</a>, because I am still not Kileanna.</p>
Self portrait, because I am still not Kileanna.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-10-26T19:44:24Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=10?Post-Your-Character-Art#464
2017-10-27T00:54:07Z
2017-10-25T21:39:48Z
<p>Not Kileanna
<br />
Not double posting
<br />
<a href="http://fav.me/dbrpkwq" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">•Puts another character on the thread and vanishes•</a></p>
Not Kileanna
Not double posting
*Puts another character on the thread and vanishes*
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-10-25T21:39:48Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=10?Post-Your-Character-Art#461
2017-10-25T14:23:54Z
2017-10-25T09:04:57Z
<p><a href="http://fav.me/dbrlx27" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Asha Coldeyes</a>, one of Svala's teammates. She is a daemonspawn mindblade.</p>
<p>I forgot I had this alter xD</p>
Asha Coldeyes, one of Svala's teammates. She is a daemonspawn mindblade.
I forgot I had this alter xD
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
2017-10-25T09:04:57Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=10?Post-Your-Character-Art#451
2017-10-21T22:08:14Z
2017-10-21T21:51:36Z
<p>Feeling guilty enough of being monopolizing this thread to post with an alter to pretend I am not myself...</p>
<p>Two new ones:
<br />
<a href="https://leonaheidern.deviantart.com/art/Hilda-710971281" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Hilda</a> a Galliard from a Werewolf game, is today's OC-tober.</p>
<p>And I also finished <a href="https://leonaheidern.deviantart.com/art/Dualith-AT-710974135" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">an art trade</a> that I had started some time ago but that I couldn't finish until today. (Danger! NUDES AHEAD!)</p>
Feeling guilty enough of being monopolizing this thread to post with an alter to pretend I am not myself...
Two new ones:
Hilda a Galliard from a Werewolf game, is today's OC-tober.
And I also finished an art trade that I had started some time ago but that I couldn't finish until today. (Danger! NUDES AHEAD!)
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-10-21T21:51:36Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Questioned?
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2umfv&page=3?Questioned#135
2017-10-16T12:39:02Z
2017-10-16T12:39:02Z
<p>Have you considered abandoning your heretical gods and joining the Church of Punniculus?</p>
Have you considered abandoning your heretical gods and joining the Church of Punniculus?
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-10-16T12:39:02Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=9?Post-Your-Character-Art#439
2017-10-15T16:14:56Z
2017-10-15T11:01:35Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">DungeonmasterCal wrote:</div><blockquote> Seleena Dusk Mantle is by far one of your best ever! </blockquote><p>What can I say? I am a good model.
DungeonmasterCal wrote:Seleena Dusk Mantle is by far one of your best ever!
What can I say? I am a good model.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-10-15T11:01:35Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=9?Post-Your-Character-Art#438
2017-10-15T10:58:20Z
2017-10-15T10:58:20Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Alric, Paladin of Hunger wrote:</div><blockquote> I approve it. </blockquote><p>I'd define it as... an acceptable depiction. Keep working on it, minion.
Alric, Paladin of Hunger wrote:I approve it.
I'd define it as... an acceptable depiction. Keep working on it, minion.
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-10-15T10:58:20Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3361?Deep-6-FaWtL#168028
2017-09-13T11:23:13Z
2017-09-13T04:52:13Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Nina, Kileanna's Familiar wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •Pops out from behind a tree, followed by a tiny owlbear•
</p>
•Whatever happened on this time that she was away will always remain a mystery• </blockquote><p>•grabs tiny owlbear•
<p>HUZZAH! An owlbear of my very own! Good job, Nina. Here, have a tasty mouse snack.</p>
<p>•holds out a live mouse for the owl• </blockquote><p>•Realizes he is holding TGH•
</p>
•Grabs his books•
<br />
•Lets him live•</p>
Punniculus wrote:Nina, Kileanna's Familiar wrote:*Pops out from behind a tree, followed by a tiny owlbear*
*Whatever happened on this time that she was away will always remain a mystery*
*grabs tiny owlbear* HUZZAH! An owlbear of my very own! Good job, Nina. Here, have a tasty mouse snack.
*holds out a live mouse for the owl* *Realizes he is holding TGH*
*Grabs his books*
*Lets him live*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-09-13T04:52:13Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3360?Deep-6-FaWtL#167972
2017-09-13T04:12:27Z
2017-09-12T14:20:32Z
<p>•Pops out from behind a tree, followed by a tiny owlbear•
<br />
•Whatever happened on this time that she was away will always remain a mystery•</p>
*Pops out from behind a tree, followed by a tiny owlbear*
*Whatever happened on this time that she was away will always remain a mystery*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-09-12T14:20:32Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Sexuality
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uhdv&page=3?Character-Sexuality#142
2017-08-01T17:12:51Z
2017-08-01T17:12:51Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-bigger> <b>"BE BURNED BY THE LIGHT OF SARANRAE! CRINGE AND DIE FROM THE EVIL CLENSING LIGHT OF THE SU...</span></b> oh not you honey." </blockquote><p>In one of the later games I GMed I had a cleric of Sarenrae and a dhampir. The cleric channeled energy to harm undead. Oops! (And he was aware of the dhampir's peculiarities)
BigNorseWolf wrote: "BE BURNED BY THE LIGHT OF SARANRAE! CRINGE AND DIE FROM THE EVIL CLENSING LIGHT OF THE SU... oh not you honey."
In one of the later games I GMed I had a cleric of Sarenrae and a dhampir. The cleric channeled energy to harm undead. Oops! (And he was aware of the dhampir's peculiarities)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-08-01T17:12:51Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3312?Deep-6-FaWtL#165574
2017-08-02T23:03:23Z
2017-08-01T08:56:42Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tasha the half-kender wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •looks around for strange eggs•</p>
<p>Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters. </p>
<p>On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.</p>
<p>Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu! </blockquote><p>Here and ready!
</p>
I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do! </blockquote>Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to get them busy getting busy. Maybe you can use your bardic abilities to set the mood? You know what, I'll leave the specifics up to you. I don't really need the details. </blockquote><p>I cannot use my CLERIC performance for that... I am not Barry White...
<p>But I'll device something clever.</p>
Punniculus wrote:Tasha the half-kender wrote: Punniculus wrote:*looks around for strange eggs*
Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.
On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.
Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!
Here and ready!
I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do! Excellent! Find an owl and a bear, I don't much care which ones, and use said medicinals to...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-08-01T08:56:42Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Adequate duck in disguise (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3312?Deep-6-FaWtL#165573
2017-08-02T23:02:52Z
2017-08-01T08:47:36Z
<p>Quack?</p>
Quack?
Adequate duck in disguise (alias of Kileanna)
2017-08-01T08:47:36Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3312?Deep-6-FaWtL#165568
2017-08-02T18:48:09Z
2017-08-01T08:28:37Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •looks around for strange eggs•</p>
<p>Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters. </p>
<p>On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.</p>
<p>Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu! </blockquote><p>Here and ready!
</p>
I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!</p>
Punniculus wrote:*looks around for strange eggs*
Still no owlbears, eh? I think I need to give Viagra to the critters.
On second thought, I'll have someone else do it. Just in case.
Oh, Taaaassshhhaaaa!! Your god has a task for youuuuuu!
Here and ready!
I have stolen...borrowed GoatToucher's mighty medicines and I am ready to do whatever I have to do!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-08-01T08:28:37Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=114?The-Next-Poster#5668
2017-07-29T19:14:44Z
2017-07-29T19:14:44Z
<p>Yes, if that's how you call to ruling over the world.</p>
<p>The next poster chooses whether to stop me or join me.</p>
Yes, if that's how you call to ruling over the world.
The next poster chooses whether to stop me or join me.
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-29T19:14:44Z
Re: Forums: Skull & Shackles: Sandara (Player's Perspective) (minor spoilers for book 1)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uh15?Sandara#16
2017-07-24T08:11:25Z
2017-07-24T08:11:25Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">LittleMissNaga wrote:</div><blockquote> I too made Sandara less of a voice of reason, and in our case, into more of a cocky swashbuckling alcoholic with a streak of "hold my beer" style bad decisions.</blockquote><p>Sounds like me. I never regretted anything, though, so they weren't bad decissions in the end.
LittleMissNaga wrote:I too made Sandara less of a voice of reason, and in our case, into more of a cocky swashbuckling alcoholic with a streak of "hold my beer" style bad decisions.
Sounds like me. I never regretted anything, though, so they weren't bad decissions in the end.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-24T08:11:25Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=6?Post-Your-Character-Art#273
2017-07-21T12:02:06Z
2017-07-21T11:47:01Z
<p>Back to personal projects, now a work in progress of <a href="https://leonaheidern.deviantart.com/art/Reya-lineart-693886766?ga_submit_new=10%3A1500637258" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Reya</a> a relevant NPC from my Dragonlance campaigns fot years, and Kileanna's aunt.</p>
Back to personal projects, now a work in progress of Reya a relevant NPC from my Dragonlance campaigns fot years, and Kileanna's aunt.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-21T11:47:01Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Voluntary Survey/Questionnaire/Thingy
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ugy5?Voluntary-SurveyQuestionnaireThingy#11
2017-07-21T13:33:54Z
2017-07-21T07:55:19Z
<p>Silly note: the title if this thread says tha this is a voluntary questionnaire so... how could it be not voluntary? What would happen if someone created a thread with a compulsory questionnaire?
<br />
Silly mode off.</p>
Silly note: the title if this thread says tha this is a voluntary questionnaire so... how could it be not voluntary? What would happen if someone created a thread with a compulsory questionnaire?
Silly mode off.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-21T07:55:19Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=6?Post-Your-Character-Art#272
2017-07-20T20:22:07Z
2017-07-20T20:22:07Z
<p>Why?</p>
<p>(Yup, we probably should)</p>
Why?
(Yup, we probably should)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-20T20:22:07Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3296?Deep-6-FaWtL#164787
2017-07-19T20:03:34Z
2017-07-19T11:04:21Z
<p>Yay for science jokes!</p>
Yay for science jokes!
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-19T11:04:21Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3293?Deep-6-FaWtL#164627
2017-07-17T20:44:39Z
2017-07-17T07:13:51Z
<p>•Nina attempts to whistle away but she just hoots away and lets the other owl do the job•</p>
*Nina attempts to whistle away but she just hoots away and lets the other owl do the job*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-17T07:13:51Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3293?Deep-6-FaWtL#164601
2017-07-17T21:05:09Z
2017-07-17T05:50:30Z
<p>•Flies to a near tree and starts to clean her feathers seductively•</p>
<p>Edit: she is nekkid to seduce that owl, but she is always nekkid!!!</p>
*Flies to a near tree and starts to clean her feathers seductively*
Edit: she is nekkid to seduce that owl, but she is always nekkid!!!
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-17T05:50:30Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3290?Deep-6-FaWtL#164493
2017-07-16T20:12:11Z
2017-07-16T10:31:01Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> Why would you hit an owl? Your gonna make kileanna sad. </blockquote>Because it won't breed with the bear. I NEED OWLBEARS!! HooRargh! </blockquote><p>•Flies away, really, really far•
Punniculus wrote:Vidmaster7 wrote: Why would you hit an owl? Your gonna make kileanna sad.
Because it won't breed with the bear. I NEED OWLBEARS!! HooRargh! *Flies away, really, really far*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-16T10:31:01Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=102?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#5087
2017-07-15T22:45:36Z
2017-07-15T20:53:22Z
<p>Mr Sexy Leaves!</p>
Mr Sexy Leaves!
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-15T20:53:22Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3288?Deep-6-FaWtL#164371
2017-07-16T05:47:30Z
2017-07-15T15:51:45Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •offers Berry, White•
</p>
Come here, birdie birdie birdie. You like the bear, don't you? Yes you do. Yes you do! Eat the Berry, White and go be "friendly" with the fuzzy-wuzzy. Make abominations for me. Good bird. I'll give you a nice tasty mouse afterwards. See?</p>
<p>•proffers old-timey computer mouse• </blockquote><p>•Nina makes a disgust face when the mouse is mentioned, and a scared face with the bear!•
</p>
•She decides that worshipping Punniculus is not such a good idea after all•</p>
Punniculus wrote:*offers Berry, White*
Come here, birdie birdie birdie. You like the bear, don't you? Yes you do. Yes you do! Eat the Berry, White and go be "friendly" with the fuzzy-wuzzy. Make abominations for me. Good bird. I'll give you a nice tasty mouse afterwards. See?*proffers old-timey computer mouse*
*Nina makes a disgust face when the mouse is mentioned, and a scared face with the bear!*
*She decides that worshipping Punniculus is not such a good idea after all*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-15T15:51:45Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3288?Deep-6-FaWtL#164368
2017-07-16T05:47:06Z
2017-07-15T14:10:02Z
<p>•Glares at Punniculus with attention, expecting something•</p>
*Glares at Punniculus with attention, expecting something*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-15T14:10:02Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3288?Deep-6-FaWtL#164359
2017-07-16T05:46:06Z
2017-07-15T13:25:36Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> Hmm, if we can breed Nina/Hoo-dini with Un-Bear-Able, we can have our very own OWLBEARS! We need some champagne, Barry White, and candles STAT! </blockquote><p>•Takes the champagne and flies to the higher tree she can find, just in case someone tries to get her to mate with a bear•
</p>
•Tries hard to open the bottle•</p>
Punniculus wrote:Hmm, if we can breed Nina/Hoo-dini with Un-Bear-Able, we can have our very own OWLBEARS! We need some champagne, Barry White, and candles STAT!
*Takes the champagne and flies to the higher tree she can find, just in case someone tries to get her to mate with a bear*
*Tries hard to open the bottle*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-15T13:25:36Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3287?Deep-6-FaWtL#164344
2017-07-16T05:42:30Z
2017-07-15T12:20:48Z
<p>•Nina turns her head upside down and remains silent. Owls don't speak•
<br />
•Then she hides her beak under her wing and keeps sleeping resembling a ball of feathers•</p>
*Nina turns her head upside down and remains silent. Owls don't speak*
*Then she hides her beak under her wing and keeps sleeping resembling a ball of feathers*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-15T12:20:48Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=113?The-Next-Poster#5649
2017-07-15T05:20:14Z
2017-07-15T05:20:14Z
<p>I can, you cannot.
<br />
Any use of unsanctioned magic will be prosecuted. Unsanctioned magic is dangerous.</p>
<p>The next poster will prove me right while trying to prove me wrong.</p>
I can, you cannot.
Any use of unsanctioned magic will be prosecuted. Unsanctioned magic is dangerous.
The next poster will prove me right while trying to prove me wrong.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-15T05:20:14Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=21?You-should-not-rule-this-city#1016
2017-07-26T04:08:49Z
2017-07-14T07:49:41Z
<p>Vid should not rule this city because just in case that a beautiful pine grew under his beard we would never know.</p>
Vid should not rule this city because just in case that a beautiful pine grew under his beard we would never know.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-14T07:49:41Z
Re: Forums: Advice: What nefarious things can I do with the soul of a paladin?
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ugh3?What-nefarious-things-can-I-do-with-the-soul#5
2017-07-13T21:27:51Z
2017-07-13T21:27:51Z
<p>What about warping his soul and having him return as a powerful undead? He is unwillingly bound to undead and maybe even if he has to fight the good guys he still wants a way to be released.
<br />
Maybe he is bound to a phylactery-like object that the baddies have and he can only be destroyed permanently and his soul released by destroying the object.
<br />
That could be an interesting side quest for the PCs, to free the soul of the paladin. Here, playing him as an unwilling enemy even if he is forced to fight recklessly could be fun to do.</p>
What about warping his soul and having him return as a powerful undead? He is unwillingly bound to undead and maybe even if he has to fight the good guys he still wants a way to be released.
Maybe he is bound to a phylactery-like object that the baddies have and he can only be destroyed permanently and his soul released by destroying the object.
That could be an interesting side quest for the PCs, to free the soul of the paladin. Here, playing him as an unwilling enemy even if he is forced to...
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-13T21:27:51Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=21?You-should-not-rule-this-city#1013
2017-07-14T15:02:41Z
2017-07-13T21:17:55Z
<p>The Invenusable Flytrap shouldn't rule this city because its inhabitants are not worthy of being ruled by a superior vegetable being!</p>
The Invenusable Flytrap shouldn't rule this city because its inhabitants are not worthy of being ruled by a superior vegetable being!
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-13T21:17:55Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=5?Skull-and-Blood#234
2017-07-14T12:14:20Z
2017-07-13T14:09:55Z
<p>Slavery is a big no no for me. I do what I want and I'd be the greatest hypocrite if I didn't defend everyone's right to do whatever they want. Mind control is just ten hundred times worse.</p>
<p>About another topic... When Kiani met my mother I thought she was telling her all those stories to try to embarrass me or test me to see if I tried to play the good girl in front of my mother...</p>
<p>But when I saw her with her parents I realized that she just was being herself. She told them the same stories and damn! She was proud of them!</p>
<p>That's why you gotta love our captain.</p>
Slavery is a big no no for me. I do what I want and I'd be the greatest hypocrite if I didn't defend everyone's right to do whatever they want. Mind control is just ten hundred times worse.
About another topic... When Kiani met my mother I thought she was telling her all those stories to try to embarrass me or test me to see if I tried to play the good girl in front of my mother...
But when I saw her with her parents I realized that she just was being herself. She told them the same stories...
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-13T14:09:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=113?The-Next-Poster#5643
2017-07-13T13:59:27Z
2017-07-13T13:59:27Z
<p>Here it is! A supply of rum!</p>
<p>The next poster also misread last post.</p>
Here it is! A supply of rum!
The next poster also misread last post.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-13T13:59:27Z
Re: Forums: Artwork & Crafting: Post Your Character Art
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rxle&page=5?Post-Your-Character-Art#226
2017-07-12T21:49:56Z
2017-07-12T21:36:12Z
<p><a href="https://leonaheidern.deviantart.com/art/Reya-WIP-692142218" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Another WIP</a>
<br />
This is an old drawing that I decided to retake and redraw after getting back to drawing.
<br />
Because everybody's favorite barbarian/rogue redhead kagonesti NPC called Reya needed a drawing... or maybe just because I like drawing redheads with little braids or dreadlocks and tattoos xD</p>
Another WIP
This is an old drawing that I decided to retake and redraw after getting back to drawing.
Because everybody's favorite barbarian/rogue redhead kagonesti NPC called Reya needed a drawing... or maybe just because I like drawing redheads with little braids or dreadlocks and tattoos xD
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-12T21:36:12Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=113?The-Next-Poster#5636
2017-07-11T14:48:17Z
2017-07-11T12:50:09Z
<p>"Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"</p>
<p>The next poster is strapped to a guillotine on his own will, and will explain why.</p>
"Attempted murder," now honestly, did they ever give anyone a Nobel prize for "attempted chemistry?"
The next poster is strapped to a guillotine on his own will, and will explain why.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-11T12:50:09Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=113?The-Next-Poster#5634
2017-07-11T06:11:58Z
2017-07-11T06:11:58Z
<p>Sort of.
<br />
I had this pile of junk piled in my lair, it was becoming an annoyance because I barely could move in the middle of so much junk.
<br />
So this adventurers came, took almost all my junk and sold it. I think they are even wearing a piece or two of my junk.
<br />
I tend to think of adcenturers as the garbage picking service that nature gives us (I wish they didn't try to kill me each time they come for my junk)</p>
<p>The next poster found something unexpected in my junk.</p>
Sort of.
I had this pile of junk piled in my lair, it was becoming an annoyance because I barely could move in the middle of so much junk.
So this adventurers came, took almost all my junk and sold it. I think they are even wearing a piece or two of my junk.
I tend to think of adcenturers as the garbage picking service that nature gives us (I wish they didn't try to kill me each time they come for my junk)
The next poster found something unexpected in my junk.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-11T06:11:58Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3279?Deep-6-FaWtL#163933
2017-07-10T15:00:43Z
2017-07-10T14:22:18Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kjeldorn wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Looks in on the thread...
</p>
opens mouth...
<br />
closes mouth...
<br />
Decides against any overt callouts, while hoping to the gods that the tread will devolve into a alias pillow-fight.</p>
<p>Edit: Happy b-day TL
<br />
</blockquote><p>•Hits Kjeldorn with a dragon sized pillow•
</p>
<span class=messageboard-ooc>Maybe wrong alias?</span></p>
Kjeldorn wrote:Looks in on the thread...
opens mouth...
closes mouth...
Decides against any overt callouts, while hoping to the gods that the tread will devolve into a alias pillow-fight.Edit: Happy b-day TL
*Hits Kjeldorn with a dragon sized pillow*
Maybe wrong alias?
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T14:22:18Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3279?Deep-6-FaWtL#163924
2017-07-10T14:30:19Z
2017-07-10T14:04:37Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote><p> A great to mess with your players: striped dragons.</p>
<p>"Before you you see a large chromatic dragon."
<br />
"What color is it?"
<br />
"It's green with red and black stripes."
<br />
"WTF!" </blockquote><p>It was late at night and... I swear I thought she was black! She looked black!
gran rey de los mono wrote:A great to mess with your players: striped dragons.
"Before you you see a large chromatic dragon."
"What color is it?"
"It's green with red and black stripes."
"WTF!"
It was late at night and... I swear I thought she was black! She looked black!
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T14:04:37Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3279?Deep-6-FaWtL#163903
2017-07-10T14:27:31Z
2017-07-10T13:15:52Z
<p>I'm so jealous.
<br />
I've been trying to substitute reality for a naked reality for centuries and it didn't work (it's paradox, I tell you)</p>
<p>I think I have got too much to learn from you (but don't try to get me into one of your costumes, no way I am going to get dressed!)</p>
I'm so jealous.
I've been trying to substitute reality for a naked reality for centuries and it didn't work (it's paradox, I tell you)
I think I have got too much to learn from you (but don't try to get me into one of your costumes, no way I am going to get dressed!)
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T13:15:52Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3278?Deep-6-FaWtL#163896
2017-07-10T14:26:30Z
2017-07-10T12:49:33Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">John Napier 698 wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>Yawn</span> Good morning, everyone. <span class=messageboard-ooc>Stares about in confusion.</span> Huh? What? This thread has succumbed to silliness again, hasn't it? <span class=messageboard-ooc>Goes back to sleep.</span> </blockquote><p>It's the power of Punniculus!
</p>
And soon you will all serve him!</p>
John Napier 698 wrote:Yawn Good morning, everyone. Stares about in confusion. Huh? What? This thread has succumbed to silliness again, hasn't it? Goes back to sleep.
It's the power of Punniculus!
And soon you will all serve him!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T12:49:33Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3278?Deep-6-FaWtL#163893
2017-07-10T14:25:58Z
2017-07-10T12:39:32Z
<p>Don't worry, using my WoD magic rules I'll shape the world in a way no D&D character could do and I'll save us all.</p>
<p>•Devices a world shaping spell that will require like 100 successes on a extended roll, which will keep her casting for a few days and when she is done she will be cast away from existence because of the Paradox before the effect even takes place•</p>
Don't worry, using my WoD magic rules I'll shape the world in a way no D&D character could do and I'll save us all.
*Devices a world shaping spell that will require like 100 successes on a extended roll, which will keep her casting for a few days and when she is done she will be cast away from existence because of the Paradox before the effect even takes place*
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T12:39:32Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3278?Deep-6-FaWtL#163892
2017-07-10T14:25:55Z
2017-07-10T12:33:58Z
<p>Don't worry, I'll take care of him.</p>
<p>•Taking advantage of his gargantuan size, tries to grapple Zoltan, and fails miserably because he doesn't have a CMD•</p>
<p>He's invincible!!!</p>
Don't worry, I'll take care of him.
*Taking advantage of his gargantuan size, tries to grapple Zoltan, and fails miserably because he doesn't have a CMD*
He's invincible!!!
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T12:33:58Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3278?Deep-6-FaWtL#163888
2017-07-10T14:25:23Z
2017-07-10T12:06:08Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Elise Frostmourne wrote:</div><blockquote><p> You can take Artephius if you want. He is mindless. But you'd have to compensate me for it. Good mindless servitude is hard to find.</p>
<p>I am not willing to serve you but you might serve me if you want.</p>
<p>I can find you a good outfit if you want. </blockquote>You sure you don't want to serve me? <a href="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5d/19/69/5d1969c05208ee3651002b4fd02ae713.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I had this made just for you.</a> </blockquote>Dame Frostmourne, I will let you fiddle with the controls on my weather dominator if you are willing to wear that. </blockquote><p>Dame Frostmourn sounds good for now, until I get to be Empress Frostmourne.
<p>But I am sorry, I don't sell myself so cheap. I can make someone else wear it, though. The weakling witch might be easy to convince.</p>
Freehold DM wrote:Punniculus wrote: Elise Frostmourne wrote:You can take Artephius if you want. He is mindless. But you'd have to compensate me for it. Good mindless servitude is hard to find.
I am not willing to serve you but you might serve me if you want.
I can find you a good outfit if you want.
You sure you don't want to serve me? I had this made just for you. Dame Frostmourne, I will let you fiddle with the controls on my weather dominator if you are willing to wear that. Dame...
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T12:06:08Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3278?Deep-6-FaWtL#163880
2017-07-10T14:23:51Z
2017-07-10T09:35:44Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lady Argentea Malassene wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Do you think your filthy magic can save you? I have better Will than most wizards!</p>
<p>Now, behave yourself before I have to discipline you. You are not better than that scum you call "brother"!! </blockquote><p>You two caused his downfall and you'll end paying for your misdeeds...
<p>•Grabs her quarterstaff•</p>
Lady Argentea Malassene wrote:Do you think your filthy magic can save you? I have better Will than most wizards!
Now, behave yourself before I have to discipline you. You are not better than that scum you call "brother"!!
You two caused his downfall and you'll end paying for your misdeeds... *Grabs her quarterstaff*
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T09:35:44Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3278?Deep-6-FaWtL#163875
2017-07-10T14:23:07Z
2017-07-10T08:56:34Z
<p>•Casts Teleport and removes herself from the place, letting the lowlies solve their issues•</p>
*Casts Teleport and removes herself from the place, letting the lowlies solve their issues*
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T08:56:34Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3278?Deep-6-FaWtL#163871
2017-07-10T14:22:18Z
2017-07-10T08:48:13Z
<p>Casissoche can be talked out. Kileanna isn't debatable.</p>
<p>Uhm...</p>
<p>•Casts Repulsion on herself•</p>
<p>This is getting way too hostile towards me.</p>
Casissoche can be talked out. Kileanna isn't debatable.
Uhm...
*Casts Repulsion on herself*
This is getting way too hostile towards me.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T08:48:13Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3278?Deep-6-FaWtL#163870
2017-07-10T14:22:06Z
2017-07-10T08:45:40Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lady Audrey Strongshield wrote:</div><blockquote><p> A devil worshipping winter witch?
</p>
You are third on my list of witches to kill!
<br />
1.Kileanna
<br />
2.Casissoche
<br />
3.You
<br />
4.Rest of the witches </blockquote><p>Third? Come on! Third to an ambitionless winterless weakling and to a... NPC???
</p>
Put me first or remove me from that list!!!</p>
Lady Audrey Strongshield wrote:A devil worshipping winter witch?
You are third on my list of witches to kill!
1.Kileanna
2.Casissoche
3.You
4.Rest of the witches
Third? Come on! Third to an ambitionless winterless weakling and to a... NPC???
Put me first or remove me from that list!!!
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T08:45:40Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3278?Deep-6-FaWtL#163867
2017-07-10T14:21:36Z
2017-07-10T08:38:09Z
<p>A devil worshipping winter witch?
<br />
You are third on my list of witches to kill!
<br />
1.Kileanna
<br />
2.Casissoche
<br />
3.You
<br />
4.Rest of the witches</p>
A devil worshipping winter witch?
You are third on my list of witches to kill!
1.Kileanna
2.Casissoche
3.You
4.Rest of the witches
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T08:38:09Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3278?Deep-6-FaWtL#163865
2017-07-10T14:21:18Z
2017-07-10T08:35:09Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Elise Frostmourne wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Elise Frostmourne wrote:</div><blockquote><p> You can take Artephius if you want. He is mindless. But you'd have to compensate me for it. Good mindless servitude is hard to find.</p>
<p>I am not willing to serve you but you might serve me if you want.</p>
<p>I can find you a good outfit if you want. </blockquote>You sure you don't want to serve me? <a href="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5d/19/69/5d1969c05208ee3651002b4fd02ae713.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I had this made just for you.</a> </blockquote>Thanks, I'll take the woman with the big breasts as a gift, as I feel honored, but I am a leader, not a follower. </blockquote><p>Well then maybe we can work out an alliance. That way neither of us is subservient to the other. I'll just get my contract devil to work out the terms.
<p><span class=tiny>Hey, devil. Definitely put in there that she is subservient to me.</span> </blockquote><p>I am already under an infernal contract but I am working towards... ending it... but that means I cannot sign up anything right now.
<p>If I got rid of it I might be able to negotiate. •wink wink• But of course I cannot do anything against it... Personally.</p>
Punniculus wrote:Elise Frostmourne wrote: Punniculus wrote: Elise Frostmourne wrote:You can take Artephius if you want. He is mindless. But you'd have to compensate me for it. Good mindless servitude is hard to find.
I am not willing to serve you but you might serve me if you want.
I can find you a good outfit if you want.
You sure you don't want to serve me? I had this made just for you. Thanks, I'll take the woman with the big breasts as a gift, as I feel honored, but I am a leader, not...
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T08:35:09Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3278?Deep-6-FaWtL#163857
2017-07-10T14:20:08Z
2017-07-10T08:25:01Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Elise Frostmourne wrote:</div><blockquote><p> You can take Artephius if you want. He is mindless. But you'd have to compensate me for it. Good mindless servitude is hard to find.</p>
<p>I am not willing to serve you but you might serve me if you want.</p>
<p>I can find you a good outfit if you want. </blockquote>You sure you don't want to serve me? <a href="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/5d/19/69/5d1969c05208ee3651002b4fd02ae713.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I had this made just for you.</a> </blockquote><p>Thanks, I'll take the woman with the big breasts as a gift, as I feel honored, but I am a leader, not a follower.
Punniculus wrote:Elise Frostmourne wrote:You can take Artephius if you want. He is mindless. But you'd have to compensate me for it. Good mindless servitude is hard to find.
I am not willing to serve you but you might serve me if you want.
I can find you a good outfit if you want.
You sure you don't want to serve me? I had this made just for you. Thanks, I'll take the woman with the big breasts as a gift, as I feel honored, but I am a leader, not a follower.
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T08:25:01Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3278?Deep-6-FaWtL#163851
2017-07-10T14:19:26Z
2017-07-10T08:18:22Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">A Saliva Colonizer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> Yes, I am determined to try and recruit all of Kileanna's aliases. Is that so wrong? </blockquote>Is it? </blockquote><p>How do you recruit this one?
<p>Edit: a good trap for paladins has to be appealing.
<br />
•gets nekkid•</p>
<p>Edit: I'm not sure how an abstract concept could be able to undress xD</p>
A Saliva Colonizer wrote:Punniculus wrote: Yes, I am determined to try and recruit all of Kileanna's aliases. Is that so wrong?
Is it? How do you recruit this one? Edit: a good trap for paladins has to be appealing.
*gets nekkid*
Edit: I'm not sure how an abstract concept could be able to undress xD
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T08:18:22Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3277?Deep-6-FaWtL#163849
2017-07-10T14:19:01Z
2017-07-10T08:16:51Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> Yes, I am determined to try and recruit all of Kileanna's aliases. Is that so wrong? </blockquote><p>Is it?
Punniculus wrote:Yes, I am determined to try and recruit all of Kileanna's aliases. Is that so wrong?
Is it?
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T08:16:51Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3277?Deep-6-FaWtL#163847
2017-07-10T14:18:32Z
2017-07-10T08:14:32Z
<p>You can take Artephius if you want. He is mindless. But you'd have to compensate me for it. Good mindless servitude is hard to find.</p>
<p>I am not willing to serve you but you might serve me if you want.</p>
<p>I can find you a good outfit if you want.</p>
You can take Artephius if you want. He is mindless. But you'd have to compensate me for it. Good mindless servitude is hard to find.
I am not willing to serve you but you might serve me if you want.
I can find you a good outfit if you want.
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T08:14:32Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3277?Deep-6-FaWtL#163838
2017-07-10T14:17:22Z
2017-07-10T07:40:30Z
<p>I can do some field research, my Master of the Vid.</p>
I can do some field research, my Master of the Vid.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T07:40:30Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3277?Deep-6-FaWtL#163832
2017-07-10T14:16:56Z
2017-07-10T07:04:56Z
<p>She isn't. She bleeds like any other flesh being.</p>
She isn't. She bleeds like any other flesh being.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-10T07:04:56Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Best one-liner that made the whole table laugh?
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mahp&page=31?Best-oneliner-that-made-the-whole-table-laugh#1533
2017-07-08T04:27:37Z
2017-07-08T04:27:37Z
<p>My cat is called Azrael.</p>
My cat is called Azrael.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-08T04:27:37Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3270?Deep-6-FaWtL#163452
2017-07-07T19:14:37Z
2017-07-07T08:04:35Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Zurgas wrote:</div><blockquote> Do you have a sexy cosplay for me? </blockquote><a href="http://img13.deviantart.net/26a6/i/2013/271/9/a/loki_cosplay___back_in_stuttgart_01_by_stephanie_dono-d6ocpj7.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">This one has a certain sophistication to it.</a> Again, it may take a little work, but I think it's possible. </blockquote><p>Sorry not sorry. Took that headgear too.
<p>I'll have to find a way to shift into an hydra to be able to wear all this awesome hats at a time, but it's worth it.</p>
Punniculus wrote:Zurgas wrote: Do you have a sexy cosplay for me?
This one has a certain sophistication to it. Again, it may take a little work, but I think it's possible. Sorry not sorry. Took that headgear too. I'll have to find a way to shift into an hydra to be able to wear all this awesome hats at a time, but it's worth it.
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-07T08:04:35Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3269?Deep-6-FaWtL#163450
2017-07-07T19:14:07Z
2017-07-07T08:02:45Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Zurgas wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> Also, if you'd like, I can get one of those red noses. </blockquote><p>Red noses are for reindeers, not for proud minotaurs!
<p>Once my friend Valinor and I went into a small village and made an experiment to try to prove that humans are way too obsessed with asses.</p>
<p>So we got there and ran all over the town yelling "ass".</p>
<p>People went insane, they ran away and got into their houses like we were going to kill them or something.</p>
<p>That proves that humans are way too obsessed with asses. </blockquote><p>Red noses are for anyone who with a cold. Or who wishes to show their reverence for me in that way. They aren't required for my followers, but are encouraged for some clergy.
<p>Perhaps the humans in that town were afraid that you were looking for some sex, and were unwilling to assist you? </blockquote><p>Why would I want to have sex with a hairless monkey is something that escapes my understanding.
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>(Actually, they didn't even care about what Zurgas was yelling. Minotaurs are seen as violent and ruthless creatures and having one with a scythe running around yelling something was enough motivation for everybody running away. And as Zurgas enjoys looking intimidating he never tried to look non threatening while doing this)</span></p>
Punniculus wrote:Zurgas wrote: Punniculus wrote: Also, if you'd like, I can get one of those red noses.
Red noses are for reindeers, not for proud minotaurs! Once my friend Valinor and I went into a small village and made an experiment to try to prove that humans are way too obsessed with asses.
So we got there and ran all over the town yelling "ass".
People went insane, they ran away and got into their houses like we were going to kill them or something.
That proves that humans are way...
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-07T08:02:45Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3269?Deep-6-FaWtL#163444
2017-07-07T19:12:31Z
2017-07-07T07:53:00Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> Also, if you'd like, I can get one of those red noses. </blockquote><p>Red noses are for reindeers, not for proud minotaurs!
<p>Once my friend Valinor and I went into a small village and made an experiment to try to prove that humans are way too obsessed with asses.</p>
<p>So we got there and ran all over the town yelling "ass".</p>
<p>People went insane, they ran away and got into their houses like we were going to kill them or something.</p>
<p>That proves that humans are way too obsessed with asses.</p>
Punniculus wrote:Also, if you'd like, I can get one of those red noses.
Red noses are for reindeers, not for proud minotaurs! Once my friend Valinor and I went into a small village and made an experiment to try to prove that humans are way too obsessed with asses.
So we got there and ran all over the town yelling "ass".
People went insane, they ran away and got into their houses like we were going to kill them or something.
That proves that humans are way too obsessed with asses.
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-07T07:53:00Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3269?Deep-6-FaWtL#163443
2017-07-07T19:12:21Z
2017-07-07T07:49:16Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote><p> We have <a href="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5d/be/4a/5dbe4a97626efde90f3791474e765781—minotaur-gay-art.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this option.</a></p>
<p><a href="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/5c/41/51/5c4151cf34d046e33f5af57506139ee7—halloween—halloween-costumes.jpg}" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Here's another</a></p>
<p><a href="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/62/d5/dc/62d5dc5a3b1e3c7b2a594d40a58a5466—maleficent-cosplay-disney-cosplay.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">This one might take some effort, but I think we can manage.</a> </blockquote><p>Sorry, the last one is not an option! I already borrowed the headgear!
<p>(And I cannot see the second)</p>
Punniculus wrote:We have this option.
Here's another
This one might take some effort, but I think we can manage.
Sorry, the last one is not an option! I already borrowed the headgear! (And I cannot see the second)
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-07T07:49:16Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3269?Deep-6-FaWtL#163438
2017-07-07T19:11:22Z
2017-07-07T07:43:12Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Zurgas wrote:</div><blockquote> Do you have a sexy cosplay for me? </blockquote>Ohh, just what I need. I horny follower. I'll see if I can find something for you. </blockquote><p>The blonde half kender came to me wearing nothing but a red nose and said that if joined this cult I'll have anwers to all the questions that worry me, like why are humans so obsessed with the word "ass". So I decided to give a try.
Punniculus wrote:Zurgas wrote: Do you have a sexy cosplay for me?
Ohh, just what I need. I horny follower. I'll see if I can find something for you. The blonde half kender came to me wearing nothing but a red nose and said that if joined this cult I'll have anwers to all the questions that worry me, like why are humans so obsessed with the word "ass". So I decided to give a try.
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-07T07:43:12Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3269?Deep-6-FaWtL#163434
2017-07-07T19:10:49Z
2017-07-07T07:37:50Z
<p>Do you have a sexy cosplay for me?</p>
Do you have a sexy cosplay for me?
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-07T07:37:50Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=35?Order-66#1734
2017-07-06T06:38:06Z
2017-07-06T06:38:06Z
<p>Are you ready,
<br />
Are you ready for this
<br />
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
<br />
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
<br />
To the sound of the beat </p>
<p>Another one bites the dust
<br />
Another one bites the dust
<br />
And another one gone, and another one gone
<br />
Another one bites the dust
<br />
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
<br />
Another one bites the dust</p>
Are you ready,
Are you ready for this
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat
Out of the doorway the bullets rip
To the sound of the beat
Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust
Hey, I'm gonna get you too
Another one bites the dust
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-06T06:38:06Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Becky the Mad Scientist (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3267?Deep-6-FaWtL#163349
2017-07-06T13:15:04Z
2017-07-06T06:32:12Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Maybe you would enjoy <a href="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c8/9a/3d/c89a3d2921182f5ab9b1143c141acf86.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this look?</a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.crazyforcostumes.com/ProdImages/sexy-astronaut-rocket-costume-29312.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">This one</a> is a little different.</p>
<p></blockquote><p>Uh... the first one seems to be as oblivious as me, she forgot half of her attire!
Punniculus wrote:Maybe you would enjoy this look?
This one is a little different.
Uh... the first one seems to be as oblivious as me, she forgot half of her attire!
Becky the Mad Scientist (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-06T06:32:12Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Becky the Mad Scientist (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3267?Deep-6-FaWtL#163339
2017-07-06T08:06:11Z
2017-07-06T05:52:49Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> Don't worry, my dear. My friends and I will take good care of you. </blockquote><p>I... I am sorry, but I have to go. I am carrying some really important experiments that could get loose. I have a saliva colonizer on a petri dish that would take over the world if I didn't watch over it!
<p>By the way, what's this? Some kind of halloween party? You are wearing some funny costumes!</p>
<p>Are we already on Halloween? Wow! You really lose track of time when you are working!</p>
Punniculus wrote:Don't worry, my dear. My friends and I will take good care of you.
I... I am sorry, but I have to go. I am carrying some really important experiments that could get loose. I have a saliva colonizer on a petri dish that would take over the world if I didn't watch over it! By the way, what's this? Some kind of halloween party? You are wearing some funny costumes!
Are we already on Halloween? Wow! You really lose track of time when you are working!
Becky the Mad Scientist (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-06T05:52:49Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Becky the Mad Scientist (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3267?Deep-6-FaWtL#163335
2017-07-06T08:05:42Z
2017-07-06T05:39:38Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> Two blondes are standing on either side of a river. One of them calls out to the other "Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?" The second one replies "You already are on the other side of the river." </blockquote><p>That is actually a pretty wise thought. Reality depends on perception.
</p>
I am a convinced defender of blonde wisdom!
<br />
Now... can someone help me back home? I forgot where I live again. And my keys! Now that I think of it... where am I?</p>
gran rey de los mono wrote:Two blondes are standing on either side of a river. One of them calls out to the other "Hey! How do I get to the other side of the river?" The second one replies "You already are on the other side of the river."
That is actually a pretty wise thought. Reality depends on perception.
I am a convinced defender of blonde wisdom!
Now... can someone help me back home? I forgot where I live again. And my keys! Now that I think of it... where am I?
Becky the Mad Scientist (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-06T05:39:38Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Becky the Mad Scientist (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3267?Deep-6-FaWtL#163334
2017-07-06T08:05:30Z
2017-07-06T05:26:11Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> Why did the blonde write TGiF on her shoes? To remind her that "Toes Go in First." </blockquote><p>I did! I have more important things to think about than of irrelevant things like dressing codes!
</p>
I also wrote which goes right and which goes left.
<br />
Having to remind all that everyday useless stuff keeps me from focusing on science!</p>
gran rey de los mono wrote:Why did the blonde write TGiF on her shoes? To remind her that "Toes Go in First."
I did! I have more important things to think about than of irrelevant things like dressing codes!
I also wrote which goes right and which goes left.
Having to remind all that everyday useless stuff keeps me from focusing on science!
Becky the Mad Scientist (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-06T05:26:11Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=35?Order-66#1728
2017-07-05T16:07:29Z
2017-07-05T16:07:29Z
<p>I am hunting for your soul
<br />
It dwells within your heart
<br />
I lacerate your pounding flesh
<br />
Your spirits shall be mine</p>
<p>So rise my spirits rise
<br />
Revel in this dead man's body
<br />
Grip his soul, sip the blood
<br />
Life in death
<br />
A holy carnage</p>
I am hunting for your soul
It dwells within your heart
I lacerate your pounding flesh
Your spirits shall be mine
So rise my spirits rise
Revel in this dead man's body
Grip his soul, sip the blood
Life in death
A holy carnage
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-05T16:07:29Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=35?Order-66#1726
2017-07-05T15:38:23Z
2017-07-05T15:38:23Z
<p>Hard to starboard
<br />
Man the cannons
<br />
And on my command, unleash hell!
<br />
FIRE! Show them your steel
<br />
Bring them to death on the battlefield
<br />
Ride on the wind, and conquer the foe</p>
Hard to starboard
Man the cannons
And on my command, unleash hell!
FIRE! Show them your steel
Bring them to death on the battlefield
Ride on the wind, and conquer the foe
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-05T15:38:23Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3266?Deep-6-FaWtL#163279
2017-07-05T23:41:11Z
2017-07-05T08:41:46Z
<p>I love blonde jokes!
<br />
I really like playing the silly blonde with people... until the joke is on them!</p>
I love blonde jokes!
I really like playing the silly blonde with people... until the joke is on them!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-05T08:41:46Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Dirty Fighting or Combat Expertise?
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uft8?Dirty-Fighting-or-Combat-Expertise#7
2017-07-05T19:46:41Z
2017-07-04T21:08:53Z
<p>Third post by myself on a row... I am posting with an alias so it isn't so obvious ;-D</p>
<p>I have taken the decision of going for Dirty Trick. From a roleplaying POV it seems to fit a bit better and I also think I'll benefit from it more often. Lingering Performance might be an even better option... but because of the character's concept I want to get Improved Trip ASAP.</p>
<p>Thanks to everybody who gave their opinion!</p>
Third post by myself on a row... I am posting with an alias so it isn't so obvious ;-D
I have taken the decision of going for Dirty Trick. From a roleplaying POV it seems to fit a bit better and I also think I'll benefit from it more often. Lingering Performance might be an even better option... but because of the character's concept I want to get Improved Trip ASAP.
Thanks to everybody who gave their opinion!
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-04T21:08:53Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=35?Order-66#1721
2017-07-04T20:34:29Z
2017-07-04T20:34:29Z
<p>I have you in my control
<br />
time to do exactly what I say
<br />
prepare to take your last breath
<br />
under my spell you'll suffer for you
<br />
sins</p>
<p>My wicked laughter bring you
<br />
to fall upon your knees
<br />
your anguish is relief to me
<br />
it is the fix that I need
<br />
I am a fiend for torture
<br />
I'm craving your demise
<br />
now that the clock has struck
<br />
midnight
<br />
this is the point of no return!</p>
<p>TL,DR: •Does regular witch stuff to Epic Level Bonnie Tyler•</p>
I have you in my control
time to do exactly what I say
prepare to take your last breath
under my spell you'll suffer for you
sins
My wicked laughter bring you
to fall upon your knees
your anguish is relief to me
it is the fix that I need
I am a fiend for torture
I'm craving your demise
now that the clock has struck
midnight
this is the point of no return!
TL,DR: *Does regular witch stuff to Epic Level Bonnie Tyler*
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-04T20:34:29Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=35?Order-66#1719
2017-07-04T21:55:16Z
2017-07-04T19:56:26Z
<p>I see the angels
<br />
I'll lead them to your door
<br />
There's no escape now
<br />
No mercy no more</p>
<p>No remorse 'cause I still remember
<br />
The smile when you tore <s>me</s> The Invenusable Flytrap apart.</p>
I see the angels
I'll lead them to your door
There's no escape now
No mercy no more
No remorse 'cause I still remember
The smile when you tore me The Invenusable Flytrap apart.
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-04T19:56:26Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's Treefort
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=277?The-Monkeys-Treefort#13843
2017-07-04T13:40:45Z
2017-07-04T13:39:58Z
<p>I don't need to. I have been there.
<br />
The answer is that there's no bill. The dentist does it for free.
<br />
Nobody dares to charge a bill to a dragon with aching teeth.</p>
I don't need to. I have been there.
The answer is that there's no bill. The dentist does it for free.
Nobody dares to charge a bill to a dragon with aching teeth.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-04T13:39:58Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=35?Order-66#1714
2017-07-04T12:29:15Z
2017-07-04T12:28:21Z
<p>•Invokes the rage of the Pentahook on Kiani•
<br />
He'll break your neck
<br />
And eat your face
<br />
The foe of all
<br />
The human (and undine xD) race
<br />
He'll stab your mum
<br />
And drink your rum
<br />
This bastard can't be killed</p>
*Invokes the rage of the Pentahook on Kiani*
He'll break your neck
And eat your face
The foe of all
The human (and undine xD) race
He'll stab your mum
And drink your rum
This bastard can't be killed
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-04T12:28:21Z
Re: Forums: Rules Questions: Daring General (Cavalier Archetype)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uft3?Daring-General#3
2017-07-03T20:25:58Z
2017-07-03T20:25:58Z
<p>I have read this as "derailing general"
<br />
I want to be that!</p>
I have read this as "derailing general"
I want to be that!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-03T20:25:58Z
Forums: Advice: Dirty Fighting or Combat Expertise?
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uft8?Dirty-Fighting-or-Combat-Expertise#1
2017-07-05T19:46:41Z
2017-07-03T16:54:27Z
<p>I am building a bard that will be picking Improved Trip later and probably Combat Reflexes too.
<br />
By now, she is starting at level one.
<br />
She is using a longspear as a weapon and qualifies for Combat Expertise, but I'm still unsure which one of the two feats (Dirty Fighting or Combat Expertise) would suit her better.
<br />
She's not human, so it will be just one feat at first level. She also has Heirloom Weapon as a trait, which gives her a +2 bonus to trip attempts made with her inherited longspear.
<br />
I have considered too going for Lingering Performance as my level one feat, but that would probably delay me too much in taking Improved Trip so at this time I have decided to choose among the aforementioned two.</p>
<p>I'd like to hear some opinions to help me make my mind, because I have good reasons to pick and not to pick both.</p>
I am building a bard that will be picking Improved Trip later and probably Combat Reflexes too.
By now, she is starting at level one.
She is using a longspear as a weapon and qualifies for Combat Expertise, but I'm still unsure which one of the two feats (Dirty Fighting or Combat Expertise) would suit her better.
She's not human, so it will be just one feat at first level. She also has Heirloom Weapon as a trait, which gives her a +2 bonus to trip attempts made with her inherited longspear.
I...
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-03T16:54:27Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3260?Deep-6-FaWtL#162959
2017-07-03T23:09:38Z
2017-07-03T13:57:45Z
<p>Nope... just to bring more aliases...</p>
Nope... just to bring more aliases...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-03T13:57:45Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3259?Deep-6-FaWtL#162949
2017-07-03T20:39:27Z
2017-07-03T10:48:14Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Ylenia likes hats.
</p>
<a href="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/806/574/36b.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">This outfit has a hat.</a>
<br />
<a href="http://i5.lisimg.com/14603375/280full.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">As does this one.</a>
<br />
<a href="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/23/cc/e2/23cce2405a0e890e766ee4d0ad93f973.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">And, while not exactly a hat, this one has headwear of a sort.</a>
<br />
<a href="http://imgur.com/1fuPtBn" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Another hat.</a></p>
<p>If you could choose what class you want to <s>pretend to be</s> multiclass into, I could perhaps find additional choices. </blockquote><p>Thw second one is dull and boring and brown...
<p>But the others look awesome. I love the idea of wings on the head! Could they be red?</p>
<p>It makes me seem like my head would turn into a vargouille and fly away! I love it!!!</p>
Punniculus wrote:Ylenia likes hats.
This outfit has a hat.
As does this one.
And, while not exactly a hat, this one has headwear of a sort.
Another hat.If you could choose what class you want to pretend to be multiclass into, I could perhaps find additional choices.
Thw second one is dull and boring and brown... But the others look awesome. I love the idea of wings on the head! Could they be red?
It makes me seem like my head would turn into a vargouille and fly away! I love it!!!
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-03T10:48:14Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3259?Deep-6-FaWtL#162943
2017-07-03T20:38:29Z
2017-07-03T08:52:02Z
<p>A missionary? Oh, of course! I love helping people and I wouldn't mind to travel all world spreading Punniculus words and deeds!</p>
<p>•Is unaware of any other meaning for a missionary position•</p>
<p>Now... what does Punniculus preach aside from awesome outfits?</p>
A missionary? Oh, of course! I love helping people and I wouldn't mind to travel all world spreading Punniculus words and deeds!
*Is unaware of any other meaning for a missionary position*
Now... what does Punniculus preach aside from awesome outfits?
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-03T08:52:02Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3259?Deep-6-FaWtL#162940
2017-07-03T20:37:56Z
2017-07-03T08:45:47Z
<p>As Punniculus high and only priestess I have to warn you: no bards allowed! You have <s>to pretend</s> to be of another class: a cleric, a paladin, something that sounds more divine and holy. Sorry, but these are the rules <s>that I am making up right now</s>, I haven't written them <s>because no one has yet</s>.</p>
As Punniculus high and only priestess I have to warn you: no bards allowed! You have to pretend to be of another class: a cleric, a paladin, something that sounds more divine and holy. Sorry, but these are the rules that I am making up right now, I haven't written them because no one has yet.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-03T08:45:47Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3259?Deep-6-FaWtL#162939
2017-07-03T20:37:52Z
2017-07-03T08:41:39Z
<p>Can I join the cult of Punniculus? You seem to always have the best outfits and I am sooo jealous of you.</p>
<p>Is there a place for a dervish bard who loves creative hats? Don't pay attention to my nickname, I am only a fashion designer on my free time... but I have a lot because I have been fired of my job as a security guard on a magic school.</p>
<p>Hey, John... Maybe you could get a job in your place. I'd make a good workmate, I am hardworking, I always wear the best headdresses and I don't get drunk at job too often (it was the fault of my coworkers/friends, I swear!).</p>
Can I join the cult of Punniculus? You seem to always have the best outfits and I am sooo jealous of you.
Is there a place for a dervish bard who loves creative hats? Don't pay attention to my nickname, I am only a fashion designer on my free time... but I have a lot because I have been fired of my job as a security guard on a magic school.
Hey, John... Maybe you could get a job in your place. I'd make a good workmate, I am hardworking, I always wear the best headdresses and I don't get...
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-03T08:41:39Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3257?Deep-6-FaWtL#162841
2017-07-03T02:03:03Z
2017-07-02T08:16:48Z
<p>I am very good at doing accents! I can make a next to perfect impersonation of a Silvanesti elf... That's why Va'ardalia chose me to be her bodyguard and pose as her in dangerous situations.</p>
<p>That thing of the bongo head sounds like a fun thing to do!</p>
I am very good at doing accents! I can make a next to perfect impersonation of a Silvanesti elf... That's why Va'ardalia chose me to be her bodyguard and pose as her in dangerous situations.
That thing of the bongo head sounds like a fun thing to do!
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-02T08:16:48Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3257?Deep-6-FaWtL#162838
2017-07-03T02:02:39Z
2017-07-02T07:42:45Z
<p>Who, me? Oh, it's funny posing as you and pretend to be an elegant and uptight and deceitful Silvanesti...</p>
Who, me? Oh, it's funny posing as you and pretend to be an elegant and uptight and deceitful Silvanesti...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-02T07:42:45Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3257?Deep-6-FaWtL#162836
2017-07-03T02:02:19Z
2017-07-02T07:23:37Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Red Reya wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I think I am need of a rogue to join my throng. A rogue named Nikki Jiggleitalittleit'llopen.</p>
<p>And she can wear <a href="http://68.media.tumblr.com/20b2713dd9bc8b41ff670464d3c52797/tumblr_o6ai3sE0l31rgdjn8o3_r1_1280.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this.</a> </blockquote><p>savage land rogue...
</p>
Puberty sinks its claws into me once more... </blockquote>Perhaps you would be interested in seeing the outfit I have in mind should I ever recruit a <a href="https://i.redd.it/ugvu2z0mrtdx.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">barbarian.</a> </blockquote><p>Calling for me? Multiclass Bard/Rogue (whatever that means)!
<p>I am a free spirit, but if you let me wear the last outfit we can talk about it... </blockquote>You can wear the barbarian's outfit so long as you occasionally pretend to be a barbarian. You know, rage-sing and things like that. </blockquote><p>Whoops!!! I have a bard obsession, haven't I?
<p>I wanted to say multiclass Barbarian/Rogue.</p>
<p>I can't sing even if my life depended on it.</p>
<p>But if my life depends on it, I'll yell on the ear of whoever is threatening my life until his brain melts.</p>
<p>Or just cut his head off.</p>
<p>Probably the last thing. It's faster.</p>
Punniculus wrote:Red Reya wrote: Punniculus wrote: Freehold DM wrote: Punniculus wrote:I think I am need of a rogue to join my throng. A rogue named Nikki Jiggleitalittleit'llopen.
And she can wear this.
savage land rogue...
Puberty sinks its claws into me once more... Perhaps you would be interested in seeing the outfit I have in mind should I ever recruit a barbarian. Calling for me? Multiclass Bard/Rogue (whatever that means)! I am a free spirit, but if you let me wear the last outfit...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-02T07:23:37Z
Re: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: DM NPCs
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ufh4?DM-NPCs#24
2017-07-02T07:10:23Z
2017-07-02T07:10:23Z
<p>Just make sure your players have a way to notice this flaws and a chance to neuter them if they play wisely before they become a major hindrance or they can become an annoyance and very disappointing.</p>
<p>In Way of the Wicked...
<br />
[Spoiler omitted]</p>
Just make sure your players have a way to notice this flaws and a chance to neuter them if they play wisely before they become a major hindrance or they can become an annoyance and very disappointing.
In Way of the Wicked...
[Spoiler omitted]
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-02T07:10:23Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3256?Deep-6-FaWtL#162767
2017-07-02T10:33:49Z
2017-07-02T05:32:09Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I think I am need of a rogue to join my throng. A rogue named Nikki Jiggleitalittleit'llopen.</p>
<p>And she can wear <a href="http://68.media.tumblr.com/20b2713dd9bc8b41ff670464d3c52797/tumblr_o6ai3sE0l31rgdjn8o3_r1_1280.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this.</a> </blockquote><p>savage land rogue...
</p>
Puberty sinks its claws into me once more... </blockquote>Perhaps you would be interested in seeing the outfit I have in mind should I ever recruit a <a href="https://i.redd.it/ugvu2z0mrtdx.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">barbarian.</a> </blockquote><p>Calling for me? Multiclass Bard/Rogue (whatever that means)!
<p>I am a free spirit, but if you let me wear the last outfit we can talk about it...</p>
Punniculus wrote:Freehold DM wrote: Punniculus wrote:I think I am need of a rogue to join my throng. A rogue named Nikki Jiggleitalittleit'llopen.
And she can wear this.
savage land rogue...
Puberty sinks its claws into me once more... Perhaps you would be interested in seeing the outfit I have in mind should I ever recruit a barbarian. Calling for me? Multiclass Bard/Rogue (whatever that means)! I am a free spirit, but if you let me wear the last outfit we can talk about it...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-02T05:32:09Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=66?Came-here-to-say-this#3254
2017-07-02T09:29:13Z
2017-07-01T19:01:19Z
<p>I usually have to break my head to come out with semidecent names... At least this one has a surname xD</p>
<p>Now I have to think what to pick as my lvl 1 feat. I liked the idea of making trips with a longspear as a complement to buffing but had decided not to go for it... until I got Heirloom Weapon as a trait (in my group it's the GM who gives the traits depending on the story). Now the trip chain is back...</p>
<p>So I have to choose among Lingering Performance (which my autocorrect wants to be Lingerie Performance which also seems cool xD), Combat Reflexes, and Dirty Fighting/ Combat Expertise.</p>
<p>I'm still undecided, but I might take Dirty Fighting so I can go for Improved Trip at level 3. Decisions, decisions...</p>
I usually have to break my head to come out with semidecent names... At least this one has a surname xD
Now I have to think what to pick as my lvl 1 feat. I liked the idea of making trips with a longspear as a complement to buffing but had decided not to go for it... until I got Heirloom Weapon as a trait (in my group it's the GM who gives the traits depending on the story). Now the trip chain is back...
So I have to choose among Lingering Performance (which my autocorrect wants to be...
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-01T19:01:19Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=469?Last-one-to-post-wins#23430
2017-07-01T15:50:45Z
2017-07-01T15:50:45Z
<p>Haven't you heard of A Dance with Dragons? All dragons have an innate talent for dancing.</p>
<p>I am also the creator of the Theatre of the Absurd, a fine place for all performing arts.</p>
<p>Of course I can dance!</p>
Haven't you heard of A Dance with Dragons? All dragons have an innate talent for dancing.
I am also the creator of the Theatre of the Absurd, a fine place for all performing arts.
Of course I can dance!
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-01T15:50:45Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3255?Deep-6-FaWtL#162738
2017-07-02T10:22:09Z
2017-07-01T14:51:01Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •offers a hand up•</p>
<p>Don't worry, we can work on your balance.</p>
<p>•hopes you fall for that• </blockquote><p>•Uses her spear to trip Punniculus when she offers her a hand•
<p>Sorry, My Lord, my paladin code of Punniculus commands me to do this... even to my Lord Punniculus.</p>
<p>•Falls for attempting a trip without having Improved Trip•</p>
<p>I saw that coming.</p>
Punniculus wrote:*offers a hand up*
Don't worry, we can work on your balance.
*hopes you fall for that*
*Uses her spear to trip Punniculus when she offers her a hand* Sorry, My Lord, my paladin code of Punniculus commands me to do this... even to my Lord Punniculus.
*Falls for attempting a trip without having Improved Trip*
I saw that coming.
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-01T14:51:01Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3255?Deep-6-FaWtL#162735
2017-07-02T10:21:55Z
2017-07-01T14:46:31Z
<p>Don't worry, angel, you are doing fine.</p>
Don't worry, angel, you are doing fine.
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-01T14:46:31Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3255?Deep-6-FaWtL#162733
2017-07-02T10:21:37Z
2017-07-01T14:43:40Z
<p>I promise I will stay Lawful!</p>
<p>•Falls for promising something she doesn't plan to do•</p>
<p>I'll do my best to remain Lawful!</p>
<p>•Falls for lying•</p>
<p>I... I... Wow! All this falling just for pretending to be a Paladin? I'm not even a real one!</p>
<p>•Falls for pretending to be a paladin•</p>
<p>I am not going to like this...</p>
I promise I will stay Lawful!
*Falls for promising something she doesn't plan to do*
I'll do my best to remain Lawful!
*Falls for lying*
I... I... Wow! All this falling just for pretending to be a Paladin? I'm not even a real one!
*Falls for pretending to be a paladin*
I am not going to like this...
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-01T14:43:40Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3255?Deep-6-FaWtL#162729
2017-07-02T10:20:00Z
2017-07-01T14:25:24Z
<p>I am no longer unnamed. I can be now Punniculus' paladin.</p>
<p>For the greater glory and fun! I will pun-ish offenders against my Lord Punniculus!</p>
<p>Lady Punniculus? </p>
<p>Uhhh...</p>
I am no longer unnamed. I can be now Punniculus' paladin.
For the greater glory and fun! I will pun-ish offenders against my Lord Punniculus!
Lady Punniculus?
Uhhh...
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-01T14:25:24Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=469?Last-one-to-post-wins#23428
2017-07-01T14:21:08Z
2017-07-01T14:21:08Z
<p>I want to wear pants. I need a way to be different from all those nekkid Kileanna's aliases...</p>
I want to wear pants. I need a way to be different from all those nekkid Kileanna's aliases...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-01T14:21:08Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=65?Came-here-to-say-this#3250
2017-07-09T12:26:42Z
2017-07-01T09:43:50Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">DungeonmasterCal wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kajehase wrote:</div><blockquote> Wait til you see what happens if you let one tiny mint-root into the garden. •• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote>Mint and kudzu could take over the world if they worked together. </blockquote><p>•Starts plotting with mint and kudzu•
DungeonmasterCal wrote:Kajehase wrote: Wait til you see what happens if you let one tiny mint-root into the garden. ** spoiler omitted **
Mint and kudzu could take over the world if they worked together. *Starts plotting with mint and kudzu*
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-01T09:43:50Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=65?Came-here-to-say-this#3249
2017-07-01T09:37:49Z
2017-07-01T09:37:49Z
<p>I had heard about smuggling compartments but I didn't know they were something all mammals had. I knew about kangaroos, though.</p>
<p>You animals are such alien creatures.</p>
I had heard about smuggling compartments but I didn't know they were something all mammals had. I knew about kangaroos, though.
You animals are such alien creatures.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-01T09:37:49Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=65?Came-here-to-say-this#3244
2017-07-01T08:38:31Z
2017-07-01T08:38:31Z
<p>Until now I have done it by replacing lost limbs... But I am open to any suggestions.</p>
<p>I've grown from Kileanna's pinecone feet.</p>
Until now I have done it by replacing lost limbs... But I am open to any suggestions.
I've grown from Kileanna's pinecone feet.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-01T08:38:31Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=65?Came-here-to-say-this#3240
2017-07-01T07:33:04Z
2017-07-01T07:33:04Z
<p>We give you oxygen and food... I guess that allows us to repurpose you too...</p>
<p>•Keeps implanting pinecones into people to grow pinecone duplicates of them•</p>
<p>You will serve us by allowing us to increase our ranks.</p>
We give you oxygen and food... I guess that allows us to repurpose you too...
*Keeps implanting pinecones into people to grow pinecone duplicates of them*
You will serve us by allowing us to increase our ranks.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-07-01T07:33:04Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=65?Came-here-to-say-this#3238
2017-06-30T19:37:51Z
2017-06-30T18:59:18Z
<p>Stop stealing our names!</p>
Stop stealing our names!
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-30T18:59:18Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3252?Deep-6-FaWtL#162600
2017-07-01T01:49:01Z
2017-06-30T12:54:40Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kileanna wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Arde Lucus, a historial recreation fair celebrated all years in Lugo, begins today. It atracts many tourists, both from Spain and from abroad.</p>
<p>Since yesterday we have at least triplicated our drug and alcohol tests made, and the fair has not even begun.</p>
<p>Half of those tests are made to people who (judging by the names) come from other countries.</p>
<p>Principal touristic attractive from Spain: cheap alcohol! </blockquote>Oh, then I guess I should stop planning a trip to Spain. </blockquote><p>So bad. I already had fetched <a href="https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b9/f7/8e/b9f78e62cb119f1f6cd8ed9de5ebb807—fantasy-art-male-fantasy-armor.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">your outfit</a> for the Arde Lucus...
gran rey de los mono wrote:Kileanna wrote:Arde Lucus, a historial recreation fair celebrated all years in Lugo, begins today. It atracts many tourists, both from Spain and from abroad.
Since yesterday we have at least triplicated our drug and alcohol tests made, and the fair has not even begun.
Half of those tests are made to people who (judging by the names) come from other countries.
Principal touristic attractive from Spain: cheap alcohol!
Oh, then I guess I should stop planning a trip...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-30T12:54:40Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3252?Deep-6-FaWtL#162583
2017-07-01T01:45:55Z
2017-06-30T10:43:53Z
<p>I am not going to wear that!!!
<br />
I am a respected doctor!</p>
I am not going to wear that!!!
I am a respected doctor!
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-30T10:43:53Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3252?Deep-6-FaWtL#162576
2017-07-01T01:44:53Z
2017-06-30T09:54:09Z
<p>I have already written it! I had it for a... uh... personal project!</p>
<p>Hey, god, now you have a necromancer too!!!</p>
<p>We need uniforms!</p>
I have already written it! I had it for a... uh... personal project!
Hey, god, now you have a necromancer too!!!
We need uniforms!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-30T09:54:09Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3252?Deep-6-FaWtL#162571
2017-06-30T09:27:48Z
2017-06-30T09:16:27Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kileanna wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kileanna wrote:</div><blockquote> "Umm, nekkid hospital" or nothing xD </blockquote><p>Hospitals can have offices. Done. Sign here. And here. Initials here. Sign here is blood. Sigh here. Initial here in someone else's blood. Initial sign there. Countersign on the back.
<p>Just 12 more pages to go and we'll get started. </blockquote>I don't sign or sigh anything without my contract devil revising it first.</blockquote>So far, I've found three seperate clauses that involve relinquishing your soul to Urgathoa. I'm mostly confused as to what she wants with it and why Asmodeus isn't in on the deal. </blockquote><p>What???
</p>
Oh, don't tell me I have sold my soul again by accident...</p>
<p>Well... Urgathoa doesn't seem such a bad patron for a flesh eating vampire doctor, I guess...</p>
Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:Kileanna wrote: Punniculus wrote: Kileanna wrote: "Umm, nekkid hospital" or nothing xD
Hospitals can have offices. Done. Sign here. And here. Initials here. Sign here is blood. Sigh here. Initial here in someone else's blood. Initial sign there. Countersign on the back. Just 12 more pages to go and we'll get started. I don't sign or sigh anything without my contract devil revising it first.So far, I've found three seperate clauses that involve relinquishing your soul...
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-30T09:16:27Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3252?Deep-6-FaWtL#162569
2017-06-30T09:27:31Z
2017-06-30T08:56:36Z
<p>I have a new pen! I'm going to test its writing by signing multiple times on this papers...
<br />
Umm... Let's see if the writing is clearer with it or with my blood.
<br />
•Sighs•
<br />
Better with the pen.
<br />
Maybe better with Kileanna's blood. Nah, better with the pen. I think I am keeping it.</p>
<p>Hmm? Why are you looking at me?</p>
I have a new pen! I'm going to test its writing by signing multiple times on this papers...
Umm... Let's see if the writing is clearer with it or with my blood.
*Sighs*
Better with the pen.
Maybe better with Kileanna's blood. Nah, better with the pen. I think I am keeping it.
Hmm? Why are you looking at me?
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-30T08:56:36Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=5?Skull-and-Blood#224
2017-06-29T09:00:50Z
2017-06-29T09:00:50Z
<p>It was good to have Ederleigh around. Suddenly I was no longer the formal one.</p>
It was good to have Ederleigh around. Suddenly I was no longer the formal one.
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-29T09:00:50Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=5?Skull-and-Blood#223
2017-06-29T08:59:57Z
2017-06-29T08:59:34Z
<p>I guess he felt intimidated by the pretty half elf!</p>
I guess he felt intimidated by the pretty half elf!
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-29T08:59:34Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3249?Deep-6-FaWtL#162418
2017-06-29T23:24:06Z
2017-06-29T06:46:07Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kileanna's unnamed bard wrote:</div><blockquote> As soon as I have a name I can be your paladin, my lord Punniculus. Following the tradition of bards that pretend to be something else. </blockquote><p>Who pretends? I am a cleric!
<p>•Dances to Fascinate K.U.B. and then uses Suggestion on her•</p>
<p>Say I am a Cleric.</p>
Kileanna's unnamed bard wrote:As soon as I have a name I can be your paladin, my lord Punniculus. Following the tradition of bards that pretend to be something else.
Who pretends? I am a cleric! *Dances to Fascinate K.U.B. and then uses Suggestion on her*
Say I am a Cleric.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-29T06:46:07Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3249?Deep-6-FaWtL#162417
2017-06-29T23:23:48Z
2017-06-29T06:42:17Z
<p>As soon as I have a name I can be your paladin, my lord Punniculus. Following the tradition of bards that pretend to be something else.</p>
As soon as I have a name I can be your paladin, my lord Punniculus. Following the tradition of bards that pretend to be something else.
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-29T06:42:17Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: What's so fun about evil?
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ufbr&page=3?Whats-so-fun-about-evil#129
2017-06-29T02:17:11Z
2017-06-29T02:17:11Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Chromantic Durgon <3 wrote:</div><blockquote> Why else are all the bad guys crusty old men and women? </blockquote><p>Who are you calling crusty and old?
Chromantic Durgon Why else are all the bad guys crusty old men and women?
Who are you calling crusty and old?
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-29T02:17:11Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3247?Deep-6-FaWtL#162308
2017-06-28T20:22:11Z
2017-06-28T17:41:47Z
<p>Someone willing to help me to name my unnamed Aasimar Angelkin Bard?
<br />
Serious names, might be mythological but nothing too obvious.
<br />
Things meaning "herald", "messenger" or similar things could be cool.
<br />
Any ideas?</p>
Someone willing to help me to name my unnamed Aasimar Angelkin Bard?
Serious names, might be mythological but nothing too obvious.
Things meaning "herald", "messenger" or similar things could be cool.
Any ideas?
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-28T17:41:47Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=65?Came-here-to-say-this#3204
2017-06-28T17:43:35Z
2017-06-28T17:41:27Z
<p>Someone willing to help me to name my unnamed Aasimar Angelkin Bard?
<br />
Serious names, might be mythological but nothing too obvious.
<br />
Things meaning "herald", "messenger" or similar things could be cool.
<br />
Any ideas?</p>
Someone willing to help me to name my unnamed Aasimar Angelkin Bard?
Serious names, might be mythological but nothing too obvious.
Things meaning "herald", "messenger" or similar things could be cool.
Any ideas?
Svala Sólgeirr (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-28T17:41:27Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3246?Deep-6-FaWtL#162289
2017-06-28T20:19:50Z
2017-06-28T12:29:22Z
<p>Just misunderstood.</p>
Just misunderstood.
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-28T12:29:22Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3246?Deep-6-FaWtL#162274
2017-06-28T20:15:57Z
2017-06-28T07:06:20Z
<p>•Slimes around with no clothes•</p>
*Slimes around with no clothes*
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-28T07:06:20Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3242?Deep-6-FaWtL#162099
2017-06-27T13:43:14Z
2017-06-27T08:17:34Z
<p>Mommy take me to work?</p>
Mommy take me to work?
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-27T08:17:34Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49&page=3?Derail-this-thread#145
2017-06-26T16:11:36Z
2017-06-26T16:11:36Z
<p>•Hangs head in rack•
<br />
Don't worry, it wasn't my own.</p>
*Hangs head in rack*
Don't worry, it wasn't my own.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-26T16:11:36Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49&page=3?Derail-this-thread#143
2017-06-26T14:20:42Z
2017-06-26T14:20:42Z
<p>You ARE an enabler!</p>
You ARE an enabler!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-26T14:20:42Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: False factoids
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=126?False-factoids#6297
2017-06-26T14:11:56Z
2017-06-26T14:09:39Z
<p>Once upon a time, GoatToucher was an inoffensive Gaucho Otter, until he touched the Anagrammatom, who gave his current powers, unleashing GoatToucher to the world.</p>
Once upon a time, GoatToucher was an inoffensive Gaucho Otter, until he touched the Anagrammatom, who gave his current powers, unleashing GoatToucher to the world.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-26T14:09:39Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3239?Deep-6-FaWtL#161943
2017-06-27T13:18:39Z
2017-06-26T14:07:21Z
<p>What's wrong about derailing?
<br />
Some topics demand to be derailed before they explode at someone's face.</p>
What's wrong about derailing?
Some topics demand to be derailed before they explode at someone's face.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-26T14:07:21Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Managing Alignments: Hardest to Easiest - Rank 'Em!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uf7e&page=2?Managing-Alignments-Hardest-to-Easiest-Rank-Em#55
2017-06-25T12:30:49Z
2017-06-25T12:29:05Z
<p>Sorry, got late to this one.</p>
<p>I still can make all paladins in this thread fall, if you need of my services.</p>
Sorry, got late to this one.
I still can make all paladins in this thread fall, if you need of my services.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-25T12:29:05Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=63?Came-here-to-say-this#3105
2017-06-25T12:06:31Z
2017-06-25T12:06:31Z
<p>No like Cookie! Cookie no like you!</p>
No like Cookie! Cookie no like you!
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-25T12:06:31Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Kileanna's inner Gyarados (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=62?Came-here-to-say-this#3087
2017-06-25T12:14:58Z
2017-06-25T05:45:52Z
<p>It is a dangerous ritual too. If you mistake the kind of bread you summon an angry Kileanna who'll use Dragon Rage on you.</p>
It is a dangerous ritual too. If you mistake the kind of bread you summon an angry Kileanna who'll use Dragon Rage on you.
Kileanna's inner Gyarados (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-25T05:45:52Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3235?Deep-6-FaWtL#161746
2017-06-25T21:50:23Z
2017-06-25T05:32:38Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kileanna wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> Now that I am older, I realize that my imaginary friend was more of an imaginary acquaintance. </blockquote><p>Some time ago I decided it was about time to grow up and get rid of my imaginary friends.
</p>
So I changed them for messageboard aliases. </blockquote><p>I am not your friend.
Kileanna wrote:gran rey de los mono wrote: Now that I am older, I realize that my imaginary friend was more of an imaginary acquaintance.
Some time ago I decided it was about time to grow up and get rid of my imaginary friends.
So I changed them for messageboard aliases. I am not your friend.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-25T05:32:38Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3234?Deep-6-FaWtL#161688
2017-06-25T15:48:52Z
2017-06-24T14:05:13Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tasha the half-kender wrote:</div><blockquote><p> It wasn't hell!!! Punniculus is not an Evil god! I guess... I don't even known what his alignment is...
</p>
But he cannot be evil, I am his High Priestess (his only priestess) and I am Cute Good... </blockquote><p>•checks alignment•
</p>
Looks like I'm pulling a bit to the right. Might need to go to the mechanic soon. </p>
<p>Oh. Wrong alignment.</p>
<p>•checks character sheet•
<br />
It's hard to read this handwriting. I think it says I'm "Lawful Chaotic"? Is that a thing? </blockquote><p>It must mean that your only law is chaos. Good enough to me.
Punniculus wrote:Tasha the half-kender wrote:It wasn't hell!!! Punniculus is not an Evil god! I guess... I don't even known what his alignment is...
But he cannot be evil, I am his High Priestess (his only priestess) and I am Cute Good...
*checks alignment*
Looks like I'm pulling a bit to the right. Might need to go to the mechanic soon. Oh. Wrong alignment.
*checks character sheet*
It's hard to read this handwriting. I think it says I'm "Lawful Chaotic"? Is that a thing? It must mean...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T14:05:13Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3234?Deep-6-FaWtL#161687
2017-06-25T15:43:37Z
2017-06-24T14:01:58Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lady Audrey Strongshield wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tasha the half-kender wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tasha the half-kender wrote:</div><blockquote><p> It wasn't hell!!! Punniculus is not an Evil god! I guess... I don't even known what his alignment is...
</p>
But he cannot be evil, I am his High Priestess (his only priestess) and I am Cute Good... </blockquote>Better make that four joints and add on some Primus. There is a Kender about. </blockquote>Hey, hey! I'm only half kender! I left the problematic parts out! Well... half of them... </blockquote><p>You'd be a quarter kender if I got to you!
<p>You brought pirates to my brother's party! </blockquote><p><a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#91" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">He didn't complain.</a>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">YAAR! I BE A PIRATE! wrote:</div><blockquote> YAAR! Why weren't I invited to tha paarty? </blockquote><p>You'll be to the next one. Everybody is invited.
Lady Audrey Strongshield wrote:Tasha the half-kender wrote: 4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote: Tasha the half-kender wrote:It wasn't hell!!! Punniculus is not an Evil god! I guess... I don't even known what his alignment is...
But he cannot be evil, I am his High Priestess (his only priestess) and I am Cute Good...
Better make that four joints and add on some Primus. There is a Kender about. Hey, hey! I'm only half kender! I left the problematic parts out! Well... half of them... You'd be a quarter...
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T14:01:58Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3234?Deep-6-FaWtL#161677
2017-06-25T15:39:48Z
2017-06-24T13:38:31Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tasha the half-kender wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tasha the half-kender wrote:</div><blockquote><p> It wasn't hell!!! Punniculus is not an Evil god! I guess... I don't even known what his alignment is...
</p>
But he cannot be evil, I am his High Priestess (his only priestess) and I am Cute Good... </blockquote>Better make that four joints and add on some Primus. There is a Kender about. </blockquote>Hey, hey! I'm only half kender! I left the problematic parts out! Well... half of them... </blockquote><p>You'd be a quarter kender if I got to you!
<p>You brought pirates to my brother's party!</p>
Tasha the half-kender wrote:4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote: Tasha the half-kender wrote:It wasn't hell!!! Punniculus is not an Evil god! I guess... I don't even known what his alignment is...
But he cannot be evil, I am his High Priestess (his only priestess) and I am Cute Good...
Better make that four joints and add on some Primus. There is a Kender about. Hey, hey! I'm only half kender! I left the problematic parts out! Well... half of them... You'd be a quarter kender if I got to you! You...
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T13:38:31Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3234?Deep-6-FaWtL#161672
2017-06-25T15:38:45Z
2017-06-24T13:24:24Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tasha the half-kender wrote:</div><blockquote><p> It wasn't hell!!! Punniculus is not an Evil god! I guess... I don't even known what his alignment is...
</p>
But he cannot be evil, I am his High Priestess (his only priestess) and I am Cute Good... </blockquote>Better make that four joints and add on some Primus. There is a Kender about. </blockquote><p>Hey, hey! I'm only half kender! I left the problematic parts out! Well... half of them...
4 Out of 10 Doctors wrote:Tasha the half-kender wrote:It wasn't hell!!! Punniculus is not an Evil god! I guess... I don't even known what his alignment is...
But he cannot be evil, I am his High Priestess (his only priestess) and I am Cute Good...
Better make that four joints and add on some Primus. There is a Kender about. Hey, hey! I'm only half kender! I left the problematic parts out! Well... half of them...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T13:24:24Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3234?Deep-6-FaWtL#161664
2017-06-25T15:37:09Z
2017-06-24T12:52:18Z
<p>It wasn't hell!!! Punniculus is not an Evil god! I guess... I don't even known what his alignment is...
<br />
But he cannot be evil, I am his High Priestess (his only priestess) and I am Cute Good...</p>
It wasn't hell!!! Punniculus is not an Evil god! I guess... I don't even known what his alignment is...
But he cannot be evil, I am his High Priestess (his only priestess) and I am Cute Good...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T12:52:18Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3234?Deep-6-FaWtL#161654
2017-06-25T15:10:56Z
2017-06-24T09:49:47Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> yeah no your right it is 4 foot 7(and a half I guess) inches.</p>
<p>And yes imperial is a pain. </blockquote><p>We can create our own measurements. From now on 4'7.5" is "1 Tasha". Of course, 5'7" is <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoot" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">"1 Smoot".</a>
<p>I suppose we could all get nekkid and define some more lengths. </blockquote><p>All praise my nekkid god!
Punniculus wrote:Vidmaster7 wrote:yeah no your right it is 4 foot 7(and a half I guess) inches.
And yes imperial is a pain.
We can create our own measurements. From now on 4'7.5" is "1 Tasha". Of course, 5'7" is "1 Smoot". I suppose we could all get nekkid and define some more lengths. All praise my nekkid god!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T09:49:47Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3234?Deep-6-FaWtL#161653
2017-06-25T15:10:49Z
2017-06-24T09:48:44Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Kiani the Blue wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="https://winteryknight.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/lobsterpirate-e1310705805153.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">SEXY SANDARA!</a> </blockquote><p>Me think that sexy. Hot sexy. Boiled sexy.
Captain Kiani the Blue wrote:SEXY SANDARA!
Me think that sexy. Hot sexy. Boiled sexy.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T09:48:44Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3234?Deep-6-FaWtL#161652
2017-06-25T15:10:46Z
2017-06-24T09:46:47Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">First Mate Sandara Quinn wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">First Mate Sandara Quinn wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> I like it. Or, we could go with a <a href="https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/9809/1-1/sexy-princess-leia-slave-costume.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">classic.</a> Maybe something a little <a href="https://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/n-nr1m3w/pqndnq/products/1110/images/14697/L53025_a__84455.1435607705.800.800.jpg?c=2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">different for combat.</a> </blockquote><p>Kiani, how would you like the second one as my clerical attire?
</p>
With a trident, of course! </blockquote>Hi there! Would like to join the throng? You could be Tasha's mate. First or otherwise. Then you can also benefit from the official dress code. </blockquote><p>So many people in the same thong? No, thanks!
</p>
I already have a goddess and she'd be pretty upset if I left her for a clown.
<br />
But just for curiosity... How do you feel about dropping things (and people) to the sea in your honor? </blockquote>Everyone gets their own thong, you only have to share if you want to. As for dropping things in the sea...as long as it's done with a touch of humor, I'm good with it. And if you're worried about your goddess, maybe we can work out a way to share you. •wink• </blockquote><p>I'm not sure. She's a jealous goddess.
</p>
And, you know, I come from Dragonlance. She could end throwing a fire mountain on me and leaving for a hundred years...</p>
Punniculus wrote:First Mate Sandara Quinn wrote: Punniculus wrote: First Mate Sandara Quinn wrote: Punniculus wrote: I like it. Or, we could go with a classic. Maybe something a little different for combat.
Kiani, how would you like the second one as my clerical attire?
With a trident, of course! Hi there! Would like to join the throng? You could be Tasha's mate. First or otherwise. Then you can also benefit from the official dress code. So many people in the same thong? No, thanks!
I...
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T09:46:47Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3233?Deep-6-FaWtL#161646
2017-06-25T04:33:30Z
2017-06-24T09:39:49Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Captain Kiani the Blue wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">First Mate Sandara Quinn wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> I like it. Or, we could go with a <a href="https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/9809/1-1/sexy-princess-leia-slave-costume.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">classic.</a> Maybe something a little <a href="https://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/n-nr1m3w/pqndnq/products/1110/images/14697/L53025_a__84455.1435607705.800.800.jpg?c=2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">different for combat.</a> </blockquote><p>Kiani, how would you like the second one as my clerical attire?
</p>
With a trident, of course! </blockquote><p>Just try <a href="https://www.google.es/imgres?imgurl=https%3A%2F%2Fs-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com%2F736x%2F45%2F40%2F77%2F45407702be6df0704fae32f63789d74b.jpg&imgrefurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.pinterest.com%2Fsaljmc%2Fpirate-hen-party-ideas%2F&docid=n9Ca_p9w2QxCUM&tbnid=1WOZpRKnhY_a7M%3A&vet=1&w=541&h=700&bih=532&biw=1024&ved=0ahUKEwiOhp6oltbUAhXGbVAKHYsJC_AQxiAIGCgD&iact=c&ictx=1#h=700&imgdii=1WOZpRKnhY_a7M:&vet=1&w=541" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this.</a> At least, Isabella won't keep mocking you for being the "Pale Pirate"
<p></blockquote><p>I am a redhead, dammit!
</p>
Kiani the blue and Sandara the red as a lobster. That's not OK.</p>
Captain Kiani the Blue wrote:First Mate Sandara Quinn wrote: Punniculus wrote: I like it. Or, we could go with a classic. Maybe something a little different for combat.
Kiani, how would you like the second one as my clerical attire?
With a trident, of course! Just try this. At least, Isabella won't keep mocking you for being the "Pale Pirate" I am a redhead, dammit!
Kiani the blue and Sandara the red as a lobster. That's not OK.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T09:39:49Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3233?Deep-6-FaWtL#161645
2017-06-25T04:30:57Z
2017-06-24T09:38:08Z
<p>Ugh... that was 1'45 meters tall... Damn confusing imperial measures... xD</p>
<p>I am tall for a kender because I am only half kender.</p>
<p>I am tiny but I have everything in its place ;-P</p>
Ugh... that was 1'45 meters tall... Damn confusing imperial measures... xD
I am tall for a kender because I am only half kender.
I am tiny but I have everything in its place ;-P
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T09:38:08Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3233?Deep-6-FaWtL#161642
2017-06-25T04:30:07Z
2017-06-24T09:34:14Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">First Mate Sandara Quinn wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> I like it. Or, we could go with a <a href="https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/9809/1-1/sexy-princess-leia-slave-costume.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">classic.</a> Maybe something a little <a href="https://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/n-nr1m3w/pqndnq/products/1110/images/14697/L53025_a__84455.1435607705.800.800.jpg?c=2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">different for combat.</a> </blockquote><p>Kiani, how would you like the second one as my clerical attire?
</p>
With a trident, of course! </blockquote>Hi there! Would like to join the throng? You could be Tasha's mate. First or otherwise. Then you can also benefit from the official dress code. </blockquote><p>So many people in the same thong? No, thanks!
</p>
I already have a goddess and she'd be pretty upset if I left her for a clown.
<br />
But just for curiosity... How do you feel about dropping things (and people) to the sea in your honor?</p>
Punniculus wrote:First Mate Sandara Quinn wrote: Punniculus wrote: I like it. Or, we could go with a classic. Maybe something a little different for combat.
Kiani, how would you like the second one as my clerical attire?
With a trident, of course! Hi there! Would like to join the throng? You could be Tasha's mate. First or otherwise. Then you can also benefit from the official dress code. So many people in the same thong? No, thanks!
I already have a goddess and she'd be pretty upset if I...
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T09:34:14Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3233?Deep-6-FaWtL#161641
2017-06-25T04:30:03Z
2017-06-24T09:31:22Z
<p>My maths are not good but I am pretty sure 4'75"=4'75"</p>
<p>Sandy and I have already met. •wink• It was a wild party xD</p>
My maths are not good but I am pretty sure 4'75"=4'75"
Sandy and I have already met. *wink* It was a wild party xD
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T09:31:22Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3233?Deep-6-FaWtL#161637
2017-06-25T04:29:29Z
2017-06-24T09:19:38Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> And maybe <a href="https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ZjAAAOSw4A5Yr86-/s-l300.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this</a> for cozy nights at home. </blockquote><p>That's a practical attire for cold nights when you don't want to remove your pants to go to the bathroom.
<p>Being 4'75" tall I guess that would be even more revealing on me!</p>
Punniculus wrote:And maybe this for cozy nights at home.
That's a practical attire for cold nights when you don't want to remove your pants to go to the bathroom. Being 4'75" tall I guess that would be even more revealing on me!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T09:19:38Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3233?Deep-6-FaWtL#161635
2017-06-25T04:29:18Z
2017-06-24T09:14:52Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Punniculus wrote:</div><blockquote> I like it. Or, we could go with a <a href="https://images.halloweencostumes.com/products/9809/1-1/sexy-princess-leia-slave-costume.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">classic.</a> Maybe something a little <a href="https://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/n-nr1m3w/pqndnq/products/1110/images/14697/L53025_a__84455.1435607705.800.800.jpg?c=2" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">different for combat.</a> </blockquote><p>Kiani, how would you like the second one as my clerical attire?
</p>
With a trident, of course!</p>
Punniculus wrote:I like it. Or, we could go with a classic. Maybe something a little different for combat.
Kiani, how would you like the second one as my clerical attire?
With a trident, of course!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T09:14:52Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3233?Deep-6-FaWtL#161628
2017-06-25T04:27:59Z
2017-06-24T08:50:38Z
<p>Nah! Those colors are dull and boring! What about something to <a href="http://img.mrcostumes.com/images/productdetail/29446/sexy-circus-cutie-clown-costume-41038.jpg?w=300&h=555" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">match my red nose</a>?</p>
Nah! Those colors are dull and boring! What about something to match my red nose?
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T08:50:38Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3233?Deep-6-FaWtL#161624
2017-06-25T04:27:27Z
2017-06-24T08:22:26Z
<p>Soo... I get to the fancy restaurant nekkid and then... I scream?
<br />
I bet I can make a good mess like that!</p>
Soo... I get to the fancy restaurant nekkid and then... I scream?
I bet I can make a good mess like that!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T08:22:26Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3233?Deep-6-FaWtL#161623
2017-06-25T04:27:15Z
2017-06-24T08:20:11Z
<p>Oh! I don't worry about being arrested!
<br />
My kender half knows how to get in and out of prison very quickly.
<br />
A suggestion effect also helps. And I bet I have a bonus to my suggestions when nekkid! (Specially using dance for my... huh... clerical performance)</p>
Oh! I don't worry about being arrested!
My kender half knows how to get in and out of prison very quickly.
A suggestion effect also helps. And I bet I have a bonus to my suggestions when nekkid! (Specially using dance for my... huh... clerical performance)
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T08:20:11Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3233?Deep-6-FaWtL#161617
2017-06-25T04:25:24Z
2017-06-24T07:49:53Z
<p>Do I get nekkid before or after getting to the beach?
<br />
Before could be better but I might not be able to make it to the beach.</p>
Do I get nekkid before or after getting to the beach?
Before could be better but I might not be able to make it to the beach.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T07:49:53Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3233?Deep-6-FaWtL#161615
2017-06-25T02:26:30Z
2017-06-24T07:35:03Z
<p>Don't look at me! I am a cleric now!</p>
Don't look at me! I am a cleric now!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T07:35:03Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3232?Deep-6-FaWtL#161578
2017-06-25T01:04:50Z
2017-06-24T04:40:28Z
<p>•Thinks that Hoodini would have been a better name, and gives Kileanna a contemptuous look•</p>
*Thinks that Hoodini would have been a better name, and gives Kileanna a contemptuous look*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-24T04:40:28Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=62?Came-here-to-say-this#3073
2017-06-23T15:52:53Z
2017-06-23T15:28:38Z
<p>Hey, you're not a princess, you're a f•cking pirate queen!
<br />
Because you are wearing the crown, right? Right?</p>
<p>You haven't changed it for my hat again, haven't you?</p>
Hey, you're not a princess, you're a f*cking pirate queen!
Because you are wearing the crown, right? Right?
You haven't changed it for my hat again, haven't you?
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-23T15:28:38Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=4?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#184
2017-06-21T20:45:12Z
2017-06-21T20:44:30Z
<p>It's simple. This is MY war. I AM right. Whoever opposes me is wrong.</p>
<p>Moral Standard: Don't try to fix what is not broken.</p>
It's simple. This is MY war. I AM right. Whoever opposes me is wrong.
Moral Standard: Don't try to fix what is not broken.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-21T20:44:30Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=21?You-should-not-rule-this-city#1002
2017-06-21T13:11:58Z
2017-06-21T13:11:58Z
<p>GoatToucher should not rule this city because he is not against setting books on fire!</p>
GoatToucher should not rule this city because he is not against setting books on fire!
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-21T13:11:58Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=4?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#182
2017-06-21T13:08:32Z
2017-06-21T13:08:32Z
<p>I am not a goddess, so I will hold a grudge and plot revenge against whoever I want! (Specially elves)</p>
<p>Moral Standard: He who sows winds, shall reap whirlwinds.</p>
I am not a goddess, so I will hold a grudge and plot revenge against whoever I want! (Specially elves)
Moral Standard: He who sows winds, shall reap whirlwinds.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-21T13:08:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=260?BANNED#12964
2017-06-21T09:43:26Z
2017-06-21T09:43:26Z
<p>Vid is banned for getting a ban for me as collateral damage.</p>
Vid is banned for getting a ban for me as collateral damage.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-21T09:43:26Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=260?BANNED#12962
2017-06-20T20:35:20Z
2017-06-20T20:35:20Z
<p>Dalindra is banned for granting wishes on the wrong thread.
<br />
And also because banning her brings so much joy to me!</p>
Dalindra is banned for granting wishes on the wrong thread.
And also because banning her brings so much joy to me!
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-20T20:35:20Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=102?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#5065
2017-06-20T20:01:23Z
2017-06-20T20:01:23Z
<p>Success</p>
Success
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-20T20:01:23Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=113?The-Next-Poster#5625
2017-06-20T19:41:53Z
2017-06-20T19:41:53Z
<p>I make food. Food make sick PC. Food is good. PC is weak.</p>
<p>The next poster has a way to protect himself from food poisoning.</p>
I make food. Food make sick PC. Food is good. PC is weak.
The next poster has a way to protect himself from food poisoning.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-20T19:41:53Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49&page=3?Derail-this-thread#130
2017-06-20T19:36:13Z
2017-06-20T19:36:13Z
<p>I don't like mean people.</p>
I don't like mean people.
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-20T19:36:13Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=102?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#5063
2023-04-26T20:33:22Z
2017-06-20T19:29:25Z
<p>Kiss the Prince!</p>
Kiss the Prince!
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-20T19:29:25Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=7?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#321
2017-06-20T19:21:32Z
2017-06-20T19:21:32Z
<p>2/10 Looks like a sword stealer and mischief maker!</p>
2/10 Looks like a sword stealer and mischief maker!
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-20T19:21:32Z
Re: Forums: Advice: 1st level Witch spell recommendations?
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uerr?1st-level-Witch-spell-recommendations#19
2017-06-17T07:32:26Z
2017-06-17T07:32:26Z
<p>You can only learn spells from scrolls by a special ritual to "feed" them to your familiar. We love eating scrolls!
<br />
But we cannot learn from spellbooks. My master commerciated with Wizards when she found a spellbook, trading spellbooks for scrolls.</p>
You can only learn spells from scrolls by a special ritual to "feed" them to your familiar. We love eating scrolls!
But we cannot learn from spellbooks. My master commerciated with Wizards when she found a spellbook, trading spellbooks for scrolls.
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-17T07:32:26Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=5?Skull-and-Blood#209
2017-06-16T14:56:42Z
2017-06-16T14:56:42Z
<p>Why should I? I am the best Sandara Quinn ever! But having alternate versions everywhere is disturbing.</p>
Why should I? I am the best Sandara Quinn ever! But having alternate versions everywhere is disturbing.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-16T14:56:42Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=5?Skull-and-Blood#208
2017-06-16T14:55:00Z
2017-06-16T14:55:00Z
<p>She's just jealous of her alternate versions.</p>
She's just jealous of her alternate versions.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-16T14:55:00Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=5?Skull-and-Blood#207
2017-06-16T14:54:02Z
2017-06-16T14:54:02Z
<p>Are you sure it isn't that Sandara? She seems suspicious. Redhairs are always into no good ;-)
<br />
And she worships Besmara, what kind of goddess is that Besmara? I wouldn't trust her.</p>
Are you sure it isn't that Sandara? She seems suspicious. Redhairs are always into no good ;-)
And she worships Besmara, what kind of goddess is that Besmara? I wouldn't trust her.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-16T14:54:02Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=60?Came-here-to-say-this#2978
2017-06-19T20:05:25Z
2017-06-16T14:17:44Z
<p>•Nina likes that better, as she is actually a bit scared of crows herself•</p>
*Nina likes that better, as she is actually a bit scared of crows herself*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-16T14:17:44Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=60?Came-here-to-say-this#2976
2017-06-19T20:05:26Z
2017-06-16T14:09:49Z
<p>•Doesn't know anything about a bunny mafia, but she wasn't paid to act like a scarecrow so she won't do it•</p>
*Doesn't know anything about a bunny mafia, but she wasn't paid to act like a scarecrow so she won't do it*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-16T14:09:49Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Diablo Unique Item (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3212?Deep-6-FaWtL#160596
2017-06-14T19:41:32Z
2017-06-14T05:58:20Z
<p>After all, one of the most beautiful things I've been called in all my life is Diablo Unique Item.</p>
After all, one of the most beautiful things I've been called in all my life is Diablo Unique Item.
Diablo Unique Item (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-14T05:58:20Z
Re: Forums: Website Feedback: Trouble with Racists
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uee4&page=2?Trouble-with-Racists#92
2017-06-13T20:30:52Z
2017-06-13T20:30:52Z
<p>We are targeting derailers now?
<br />
•Shudders•
<br />
I'm afraid I'm getting all my posts deleted.</p>
We are targeting derailers now?
*Shudders*
I'm afraid I'm getting all my posts deleted.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-13T20:30:52Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=5?Skull-and-Blood#203
2017-06-13T20:20:42Z
2017-06-13T20:20:14Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kileanna wrote:</div><blockquote><p>«Fox! We wanted to interrogate her!» complained Kiani.
</p>
«It was an accident, I swear! She grabbed my rapier with her heart!»</blockquote><p>Diplomacy done the pirate way.
Kileanna wrote:«Fox! We wanted to interrogate her!» complained Kiani.
«It was an accident, I swear! She grabbed my rapier with her heart!»
Diplomacy done the pirate way.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-13T20:20:14Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hidq&page=162?Oh-lookylook-Its-yet-another-musicbased-word#8100
2017-06-13T18:11:53Z
2017-06-13T18:11:53Z
<p>For you, Kiani!!!</p>
<p><a href="https://youtu.be/7bZl1XBpyuI" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Wenches and Mead</a>
<br />
Alestorm</p>
For you, Kiani!!!
Wenches and Mead
Alestorm
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-13T18:11:53Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3209?Deep-6-FaWtL#160435
2017-06-12T18:15:57Z
2017-06-12T05:56:35Z
<p>•Puts a whoopee cushion in Punniculus seat so when he comes back he realizes that what a good worshipper she is•</p>
*Puts a whoopee cushion in Punniculus seat so when he comes back he realizes that what a good worshipper she is*
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-12T05:56:35Z
Re: Forums: Music & Audio: Just for fun; Character Music
Eirenne Nightbreeze (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qkek&page=2?Just-for-fun-Character-Music#74
2017-06-21T19:50:08Z
2017-06-11T04:57:39Z
<p>Oh, Meredith Brooks!!!
<br />
This one, my Children of Gaia galliard, had <a href=" https://youtu.be/8OLXlpoZlnQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Pollyanne</a> as one of her songs.</p>
Oh, Meredith Brooks!!!
This one, my Children of Gaia galliard, had Pollyanne as one of her songs.
Eirenne Nightbreeze (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-11T04:57:39Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=259?BANNED#12949
2017-06-09T14:24:02Z
2017-06-09T14:24:02Z
<p>GoatToucher is banned for not knowing that I am the son of a wealthy merchant (even if it hasn't been mentioned before).</p>
<p>And all the Mustakrakish' crew is banned for not seducing me often enough!</p>
GoatToucher is banned for not knowing that I am the son of a wealthy merchant (even if it hasn't been mentioned before).
And all the Mustakrakish' crew is banned for not seducing me often enough!
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-09T14:24:02Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=25?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#1241
2017-06-08T08:19:54Z
2017-06-08T08:19:54Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:</div><blockquote> ...pinecone-feet! </blockquote><p>...pinecone-feet haters!
I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:...pinecone-feet!
...pinecone-feet haters!
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-08T08:19:54Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the Wish
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=78?Corrupt-the-Wish#3885
2017-06-08T05:24:15Z
2017-06-08T05:24:15Z
<p>Granted! You are trapped in Deep 6 FaWtL with El gran rey de los mono for life!</p>
<p>I wish for Punniculus to become the one and only god for everybody!</p>
Granted! You are trapped in Deep 6 FaWtL with El gran rey de los mono for life!
I wish for Punniculus to become the one and only god for everybody!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-08T05:24:15Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Diablo Unique Item (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=57?Came-here-to-say-this#2809
2017-06-06T07:56:22Z
2017-06-06T07:56:22Z
<p>I also thought this looked the Horadric Cube, that's why I chose it as an avatar.
<br />
But the name it's so abstract for a reason.</p>
<p>A person that I had met not a lot of time ago, who was friend of one of my best friends and players, called me a "Diablo unique item" as a way to say that I am a special person in a positive way, after having GMed a game for a group I was in.</p>
<p>This guy is one of the best GMs I had, even though I could only play with him once, and also a wonderful person. Receiving a compliment like that from someone who barely knew me really touched me.</p>
<p>So a few years later I still use "Diablo unique item" as a joke title.</p>
I also thought this looked the Horadric Cube, that's why I chose it as an avatar.
But the name it's so abstract for a reason.
A person that I had met not a lot of time ago, who was friend of one of my best friends and players, called me a "Diablo unique item" as a way to say that I am a special person in a positive way, after having GMed a game for a group I was in.
This guy is one of the best GMs I had, even though I could only play with him once, and also a wonderful person. Receiving a...
Diablo Unique Item (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-06T07:56:22Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Diablo Unique Item (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=57?Came-here-to-say-this#2807
2017-06-06T07:19:31Z
2017-06-06T07:18:19Z
<p>Yes! One point for the inanimate object from an old game that is still better than many new ones!</p>
Yes! One point for the inanimate object from an old game that is still better than many new ones!
Diablo Unique Item (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-06T07:18:19Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Diablo Unique Item (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=20?You-should-not-rule-this-city#967
2017-06-06T07:05:56Z
2017-06-06T07:05:56Z
<p>Vid's Inner Ninja shouldn't rule this city because he is a cute backstabbing rodent!</p>
Vid's Inner Ninja shouldn't rule this city because he is a cute backstabbing rodent!
Diablo Unique Item (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-06T07:05:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=20?You-should-not-rule-this-city#965
2017-06-06T06:48:11Z
2017-06-06T06:48:11Z
<p>Vid should not rule this city because he is hiding from public opinion that his inner ninja is actually a squirrel.</p>
Vid should not rule this city because he is hiding from public opinion that his inner ninja is actually a squirrel.
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-06T06:48:11Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=56?Came-here-to-say-this#2769
2017-06-06T00:12:00Z
2017-06-05T22:01:34Z
<p>Smurf you, you're a smurfing smurfer
<br />
We're gonna smurf you right in the balls
<br />
Smurf you, with a smurfing anchor
<br />
You're all smurfs so smurf you all</p>
Smurf you, you're a smurfing smurfer
We're gonna smurf you right in the balls
Smurf you, with a smurfing anchor
You're all smurfs so smurf you all
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-05T22:01:34Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=56?Came-here-to-say-this#2755
2017-06-05T21:28:13Z
2017-06-05T21:26:39Z
<p>•Drags out a kitchen knife•
<br />
Here cook naked persons</p>
*Drags out a kitchen knife*
Here cook naked persons
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-05T21:26:39Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3200?Deep-6-FaWtL#159976
2017-06-05T01:26:46Z
2017-06-04T09:23:03Z
<p>I didn't summon purple worms this time. There are no wizards around demanding to be swallowed whole.</p>
I didn't summon purple worms this time. There are no wizards around demanding to be swallowed whole.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-04T09:23:03Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3200?Deep-6-FaWtL#159969
2017-06-05T01:26:02Z
2017-06-04T08:40:18Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
Just be careful with those perform checks. It's Perform(Oratory), not Perform(Oral). There's a big difference.
<br />
</blockquote><p>Not so much. People tend to enjoy both.
</p>
The second is kinda difficult to use in combat, though.</p>
<p>Not that I tried, but a bard always hears stories...
<br />
So bad I am no longer a bard.</p>
gran rey de los mono wrote:Just be careful with those perform checks. It's Perform(Oratory), not Perform(Oral). There's a big difference.
Not so much. People tend to enjoy both.
The second is kinda difficult to use in combat, though.Not that I tried, but a bard always hears stories...
So bad I am no longer a bard.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-04T08:40:18Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3200?Deep-6-FaWtL#159968
2017-06-05T01:25:43Z
2017-06-04T08:37:05Z
<p>I was and wasn't named after that spell. In my world Hideous Laughter is just Hideous Laughter so there's no Tasha but me. But I guess someone decided to be a bit metagamey while naming me... and it wasn't my mom... •cough•Kileanna•cough•</p>
<p>A joke, of course! I know a lot of jokes! </p>
<p>What do you call it when you get knocked down by an Ooze?
<br />
An acid trip!</p>
I was and wasn't named after that spell. In my world Hideous Laughter is just Hideous Laughter so there's no Tasha but me. But I guess someone decided to be a bit metagamey while naming me... and it wasn't my mom... *cough*Kileanna*cough*
A joke, of course! I know a lot of jokes!
What do you call it when you get knocked down by an Ooze?
An acid trip!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-04T08:37:05Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why is undead considered evil?
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2udil&page=6?Why-is-undead-considered-evil#253
2017-06-04T12:42:17Z
2017-06-04T08:24:05Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lucy_Valentine wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ventnor wrote:</div><blockquote> I can't think of any situation in which forcing mind-altering drugs on someone else isn't evil. That's essentially what Dominate spells do. </blockquote><p>It could situationally be the lesser of available evils. Like how sometimes people are committed to psychiatric treatment against their will.
<p>The werewolf example was a good one. If the options come down to dominate them, beat them unconscious, kill them, or allow them to maul people to death, then dominate is arguably the best option available.</p>
<p>Of course, in a PF context a prepared spellcaster having dominate on hand is a separate ethical question. :) </blockquote><p>It wasn't PF but 3.5 but I aggree. She had it prepared for not so good ends. She had to prepare 1 enchantment spell each level but it could have been Greater Heroism (IIRC they are the same level).
<p>I have never claimed the character wasn't evil at heart, but I don't think that dominating the Werewolf was an evil act. Not that I cared. Her robes weren't getting any darker.</p>
<p>By the way, I asked the player before casting Dominate on him anyway and he was cool with it. I am against casting this kind of spells on other PCs, but it was an special case.</p>
Lucy_Valentine wrote:Ventnor wrote: I can't think of any situation in which forcing mind-altering drugs on someone else isn't evil. That's essentially what Dominate spells do.
It could situationally be the lesser of available evils. Like how sometimes people are committed to psychiatric treatment against their will. The werewolf example was a good one. If the options come down to dominate them, beat them unconscious, kill them, or allow them to maul people to death, then dominate is arguably...
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-04T08:24:05Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3200?Deep-6-FaWtL#159964
2017-06-05T01:24:39Z
2017-06-04T08:09:38Z
<p>I used to be a non serious bard before I decided to become a non serious cleric.</p>
<p>It's like being a bard but I'm told to call my perform (oratory) checks sermons, so everything seems holier.</p>
<p>And Kileanna is very ticklish. You touch her and she releases an acute ear piercing scream. She sometimes hits people in the face with her elbows by accident.</p>
<p>Bocadillo literally means «little bite» while armadillo means «little armor». I know because I have casted Voluminous Vocabulary to post here. I don't speak English or Spanish for real, just a few native languages from my world.</p>
I used to be a non serious bard before I decided to become a non serious cleric.
It's like being a bard but I'm told to call my perform (oratory) checks sermons, so everything seems holier.
And Kileanna is very ticklish. You touch her and she releases an acute ear piercing scream. She sometimes hits people in the face with her elbows by accident.
Bocadillo literally means «little bite» while armadillo means «little armor». I know because I have casted Voluminous Vocabulary to post here. I...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-04T08:09:38Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=259?BANNED#12941
2017-06-03T20:25:14Z
2017-06-03T20:25:14Z
<p>Kiani is banned for believing the landlubber above her is actually a pirate!</p>
Kiani is banned for believing the landlubber above her is actually a pirate!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-03T20:25:14Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#183
2017-06-03T08:05:11Z
2017-06-03T08:05:11Z
<p>I've just realized we tie a lot of people to beds. Is that some kind of fetish or what?</p>
I've just realized we tie a lot of people to beds. Is that some kind of fetish or what?
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-03T08:05:11Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#182
2017-06-03T08:04:10Z
2017-06-03T08:04:10Z
<p>If you call a fair treatment to being tied to a bed for a week. They only tied me to the leg of a bed for a while. It wasn't comfortable. But I cannot complain. If I had got a "fair treatment" I would have been tied to the ramming horn instead.</p>
If you call a fair treatment to being tied to a bed for a week. They only tied me to the leg of a bed for a while. It wasn't comfortable. But I cannot complain. If I had got a "fair treatment" I would have been tied to the ramming horn instead.
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-03T08:04:10Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Ederleigh Baines (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#181
2017-06-03T07:59:04Z
2017-06-03T07:21:24Z
<p>Uh... hi there.
<br />
So... there are people here who are reading this?
<br />
I just wanted to say that Bikendi was an evil man. He started killing his own crew as a sacrifice to a night hag. But I didn't want to take part on it. I didn't like what he was doing.
<br />
I admit I helped him. But not at killing people. I feared him. If I tried to stop him I'd be the next sacrifice. I was a disappointing apprentice. I didn't care a lot about magic. He wouldn't have trouble in getting rid of me.</p>
<p>At this time, the crew from the Mustakrakish didn't trust me not to be like him. I don't blame them. But they gave me a fair treatment. More than I got from my master.</p>
<p>I just wanted to stay as far from him as I could.</p>
Uh... hi there.
So... there are people here who are reading this?
I just wanted to say that Bikendi was an evil man. He started killing his own crew as a sacrifice to a night hag. But I didn't want to take part on it. I didn't like what he was doing.
I admit I helped him. But not at killing people. I feared him. If I tried to stop him I'd be the next sacrifice. I was a disappointing apprentice. I didn't care a lot about magic. He wouldn't have trouble in getting rid of me.
At this time, the...
Ederleigh Baines (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-03T07:21:24Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=54?Came-here-to-say-this#2684
2017-06-03T05:25:10Z
2017-06-03T05:25:10Z
<p>So I am late?
<br />
Damn!</p>
So I am late?
Damn!
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-03T05:25:10Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#178
2017-06-04T05:31:31Z
2017-06-02T21:16:15Z
<p>Hey, Captain! We have elves and lizards on board! We have to fumigate!</p>
Hey, Captain! We have elves and lizards on board! We have to fumigate!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-02T21:16:15Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#177
2017-06-02T21:14:01Z
2017-06-02T21:14:01Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mohrlex the Reborn wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Poison Dusk wrote:</div><blockquote> Oh... I keep forgetting both of you are female. I can't tell the difference with mammals. </blockquote>It's confusing, really. From what I have observed on these ones, females have tattoos while males don't. It must be a <b>pirate</b> cultural thing. </blockquote><p>FIFM.
Mohrlex the Reborn wrote:Poison Dusk wrote: Oh... I keep forgetting both of you are female. I can't tell the difference with mammals.
It's confusing, really. From what I have observed on these ones, females have tattoos while males don't. It must be a pirate cultural thing. FIFM.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-02T21:14:01Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#174
2017-06-04T05:30:37Z
2017-06-02T08:54:44Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Poison Dusk wrote:</div><blockquote> Oh... I keep forgetting both of you are female. I can't tell the difference with mammals. </blockquote><p>It's confusing, really. From what I have observed on these ones, females have tattoos while males don't. It must be a cultural thing.
Poison Dusk wrote:Oh... I keep forgetting both of you are female. I can't tell the difference with mammals.
It's confusing, really. From what I have observed on these ones, females have tattoos while males don't. It must be a cultural thing.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-02T08:54:44Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3193?Deep-6-FaWtL#159602
2017-06-01T04:28:15Z
2017-06-01T03:34:39Z
<p>Hey, sexy, where have you left your scales?</p>
Hey, sexy, where have you left your scales?
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-06-01T03:34:39Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#2598
2017-05-31T11:40:31Z
2017-05-31T11:40:31Z
<p>I am not so proud of this one.</p>
I am not so proud of this one.
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-31T11:40:31Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Diablo Unique Item (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#2596
2017-05-31T11:39:36Z
2017-05-31T11:39:16Z
<p>This one has a story behind... it's a title I was given a few years ago and that makes me be proud of myself xD</p>
This one has a story behind... it's a title I was given a few years ago and that makes me be proud of myself xD
Diablo Unique Item (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-31T11:39:16Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#2594
2017-05-31T11:37:53Z
2017-05-31T11:37:53Z
<p>I never had clear what this thread is about so I'm unsure of what I am doing here.</p>
I never had clear what this thread is about so I'm unsure of what I am doing here.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-31T11:37:53Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#2574
2017-05-31T08:32:40Z
2017-05-31T08:32:40Z
<p>This one was a counter to one of Vid's alias, which was also created because someone accused him of attacking me (WTF?) so I said he must be a ninja because I had been attacked without noticing.</p>
<p>This is a very disappointing alias because I cannot talk like a pirate xD</p>
This one was a counter to one of Vid's alias, which was also created because someone accused him of attacking me (WTF?) so I said he must be a ninja because I had been attacked without noticing.
This is a very disappointing alias because I cannot talk like a pirate xD
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-31T08:32:40Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why is undead considered evil?
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2udil&page=3?Why-is-undead-considered-evil#135
2017-06-03T06:56:37Z
2017-05-31T08:13:01Z
<p>Tired of being treated as a mindless creature with no rights?</p>
<p>Sick of people labeling you as evil, impure, corrupted or dead?</p>
<p>Join the <a href="http://mtg.wikia.com/wiki/Golgari_Swarm" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Golgari Swarm</a>™!</p>
<p>A place for misunderstood people like you.</p>
<p>We'll offer you a noble and gratifying job on one of our farms, in a friendly environment where you will be surrounded by people who are just like you.</p>
<p>Because being undead doesn't mean that you cannot enjoy life.</p>
<p>If you are a negative energy based life force join the Golgari Swarm™ NOW!</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>We can provide aditional jobs different from farming to incorporeals.
<br />
Special feeding necessities will be provided.
<br />
All our humanoid food is gluten free.
<br />
Entities without darkvision, abstain. </span></p>
Tired of being treated as a mindless creature with no rights?
Sick of people labeling you as evil, impure, corrupted or dead?
Join the Golgari Swarm™!
A place for misunderstood people like you.
We'll offer you a noble and gratifying job on one of our farms, in a friendly environment where you will be surrounded by people who are just like you.
Because being undead doesn't mean that you cannot enjoy life.
If you are a negative energy based life force join the Golgari Swarm™ NOW!
We can...
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-31T08:13:01Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#2569
2017-05-31T07:54:36Z
2017-05-31T07:54:36Z
<p>•Replaces Kileanna's chewed out leg for a pinecone•</p>
*Replaces Kileanna's chewed out leg for a pinecone*
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-31T07:54:36Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#2568
2017-05-31T07:53:50Z
2017-05-31T07:53:50Z
<p>•Pecks on Cookie's leg attempting to release Kileanna•</p>
*Pecks on Cookie's leg attempting to release Kileanna*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-31T07:53:50Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=52?Came-here-to-say-this#2567
2017-05-31T07:53:04Z
2017-05-31T07:53:04Z
<p>No talk food two-day?</p>
<p>•Grabs Kileanna's leg and starts chewing•</p>
<p>Cook for me self then.</p>
No talk food two-day?
*Grabs Kileanna's leg and starts chewing*
Cook for me self then.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-31T07:53:04Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=51?Came-here-to-say-this#2545
2017-05-31T05:12:27Z
2017-05-31T05:12:27Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">DungeonmasterCal wrote:</div><blockquote> I only have seven or eight, but I made them so no one else would grab them first because I'm a selfish get. </blockquote><p>That's a good reason.
<p>The official characters that I have registered aren't probably not of much interest to anybody but me, as they are mostly obscure characters that I brought for some story and somehow they stuck there.</p>
<p>Mohrlex, Sylvyana or Marianna fall into that category, and are more my version of them rather than an attempt on the official ones.</p>
<p>Then the main NPCs from Skull and Shackles plus the PCs from the players that aren't on the forum (at least my version of them) were created to make their own remarks on the campaign journal to make a complement to the story. I have fun doing it.</p>
<p>Then there is the horde of NPCs and PCs from old stories that I had fun playing and I like to give them a voice just for fun.</p>
<p>Then some of them which are some sort of jokes born in the messageboards, as Derailer of Threads, Pinecone Girl or Kileanna's inner Pirate (and Gyarados!).</p>
<p>And then, this one. It was done as an anagram of my real name and it's probably the one that better depicts my real self xD</p>
DungeonmasterCal wrote:I only have seven or eight, but I made them so no one else would grab them first because I'm a selfish get.
That's a good reason. The official characters that I have registered aren't probably not of much interest to anybody but me, as they are mostly obscure characters that I brought for some story and somehow they stuck there.
Mohrlex, Sylvyana or Marianna fall into that category, and are more my version of them rather than an attempt on the official ones.
Then the...
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-31T05:12:27Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the Wish
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=78?Corrupt-the-Wish#3869
2017-05-31T04:28:41Z
2017-05-31T04:28:41Z
<p>Granted! People no longer get sick or hurt. Even if they still get old, they don't have diseases related to aging.</p>
<p>Wait. Where are the ill consequences? That looked like a good wish...</p>
<p>•Gets to work•
<br />
•Finds the hospital closed•</p>
<p>D'oh!
<br />
Well, it was a good wish anyway.</p>
<p>I wish a new career that fits the new world without hospitals.</p>
Granted! People no longer get sick or hurt. Even if they still get old, they don't have diseases related to aging.
Wait. Where are the ill consequences? That looked like a good wish...
*Gets to work*
*Finds the hospital closed*
D'oh!
Well, it was a good wish anyway.
I wish a new career that fits the new world without hospitals.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-31T04:28:41Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#171
2017-05-31T02:17:36Z
2017-05-31T02:15:49Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Evil Kjeldorn wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Fox «Zorro» Clayton wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Talking about children, girls? I knew you were getting serious!
</p>
I hope I am invited to the wedding!</p>
<p>Uhm... wait... You will invite your fictional daughter too, right? She's hot! </blockquote><p>That's me boy!
<p>If you can't get the mother, go for the daughter! When mommy gets jealous enough she might even agree to share!
<br />
and at a weddin' to boot, that always makes the ladies go all tingly.</p>
<p>•Drains his bottle of Rum, spilling quite a bit out over his lower face and beard• </blockquote><p>See? He understands!
<p>And Kiani, I'm not disappointing, but you no longer have eyes for more than one person, and that's not me... It's you who's laying to waste. You're becoming formal!</p>
Evil Kjeldorn wrote:Fox «Zorro» Clayton wrote:Talking about children, girls? I knew you were getting serious!
I hope I am invited to the wedding!Uhm... wait... You will invite your fictional daughter too, right? She's hot!
That's me boy! If you can't get the mother, go for the daughter! When mommy gets jealous enough she might even agree to share!
and at a weddin' to boot, that always makes the ladies go all tingly.
*Drains his bottle of Rum, spilling quite a bit out over his lower face...
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-31T02:15:49Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#167
2017-05-30T19:18:15Z
2017-05-30T19:17:39Z
<p>Talking about children, girls? I knew you were getting serious!
<br />
I hope I am invited to the wedding!</p>
<p>Uhm... wait... You will invite your fictional daughter too, right? She's hot!</p>
Talking about children, girls? I knew you were getting serious!
I hope I am invited to the wedding!
Uhm... wait... You will invite your fictional daughter too, right? She's hot!
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-30T19:17:39Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3189?Deep-6-FaWtL#159443
2017-05-31T02:32:43Z
2017-05-30T17:42:29Z
<p>I could do that but my god forbids me from wearing anything but my birthday suit or ridiculous outfits of his choice.</p>
<p>So bad. I liked the leather jacket as a focus for my spell. I had even learned the lyrics for «You are the one that I want».</p>
I could do that but my god forbids me from wearing anything but my birthday suit or ridiculous outfits of his choice.
So bad. I liked the leather jacket as a focus for my spell. I had even learned the lyrics for «You are the one that I want».
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-30T17:42:29Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#165
2017-05-30T18:59:59Z
2017-05-30T17:05:54Z
<p>What Kiani and I do hardly counts as procreating. I mean, it's nort like we were going to have blue skinned red haired tiny versions of us or anything. I have much better words to describe what we do but I cannot use them without them being replaced by symbols!</p>
What Kiani and I do hardly counts as procreating. I mean, it's nort like we were going to have blue skinned red haired tiny versions of us or anything. I have much better words to describe what we do but I cannot use them without them being replaced by symbols!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-30T17:05:54Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3189?Deep-6-FaWtL#159408
2017-05-30T13:07:36Z
2017-05-30T09:27:20Z
<p>It was the bizarre half elf with the funny hats!</p>
It was the bizarre half elf with the funny hats!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-30T09:27:20Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3189?Deep-6-FaWtL#159407
2017-05-30T13:07:31Z
2017-05-30T09:26:31Z
<p>Who has glued a smelly beard into my bottom while I was sleeping?
<br />
Someone's paying for this!</p>
Who has glued a smelly beard into my bottom while I was sleeping?
Someone's paying for this!
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-30T09:26:31Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3189?Deep-6-FaWtL#159406
2017-05-30T13:07:27Z
2017-05-30T09:24:32Z
<p>How curious... this isn't very different from my bard training... This is going to be easy!</p>
How curious... this isn't very different from my bard training... This is going to be easy!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-30T09:24:32Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3189?Deep-6-FaWtL#159405
2017-05-30T13:07:24Z
2017-05-30T09:20:41Z
<p>Hey, who stole and burned my hat? It was my favorite one!</p>
Hey, who stole and burned my hat? It was my favorite one!
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-30T09:20:41Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3189?Deep-6-FaWtL#159403
2017-05-30T13:06:33Z
2017-05-30T08:21:13Z
<p>•Reads the words inside of the asterisks•</p>
<p>•Shakes his hand grabbing him by the wrist•</p>
<p>Thanks, My Lord! When do I begin my clerical training?</p>
<p>Do I have to wear funny clerical garments? I am comfy with my birthday suit right now.</p>
*Reads the words inside of the asterisks*
*Shakes his hand grabbing him by the wrist*
Thanks, My Lord! When do I begin my clerical training?
Do I have to wear funny clerical garments? I am comfy with my birthday suit right now.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-30T08:21:13Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3189?Deep-6-FaWtL#159401
2017-05-30T13:06:23Z
2017-05-30T08:12:59Z
<p>Hipster? That hurts! And hobbits are booooring. I've always had difficulties with settling myself on the same place for a long time.
<br />
Halflings are a bit better buuut... I don't know, being just a Tasha is way better.</p>
<p>EDIT: I'm tired of being always barefoot! I decided I'd rather go completely naked!</p>
Hipster? That hurts! And hobbits are booooring. I've always had difficulties with settling myself on the same place for a long time.
Halflings are a bit better buuut... I don't know, being just a Tasha is way better.
EDIT: I'm tired of being always barefoot! I decided I'd rather go completely naked!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-30T08:12:59Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3188?Deep-6-FaWtL#159399
2017-05-30T13:06:02Z
2017-05-30T07:59:30Z
<p>Sorry, you had your opportunity. You are too mainstream as a god for a bard. I'm sticking to Punniculus.</p>
Sorry, you had your opportunity. You are too mainstream as a god for a bard. I'm sticking to Punniculus.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-30T07:59:30Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3188?Deep-6-FaWtL#159396
2017-05-30T13:05:27Z
2017-05-30T07:08:11Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <span class=tiny>Good, good. More souls to corrupt unto the service of my dread lord Punniculus, Sovreign of the Realm of Hilariosity. Soon He shall rise and all shall laugh and despair.</span></p>
<p>Umm....I mean...Yay, someone else who appreciates my jokes! </blockquote><p>Oh, my!!!
</p>
I'm retraining my bard levels into cleric levels now!!!</p>
<p>Where do I sign?</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>(This character is a bard with her higher skill being Perform (comedy). So she usually inspires morale on her allies by making jokes about the enemies to make them look less threatening. The side effect is that enemies often feel insulted. Oops!)</span></p>
gran rey de los mono wrote:Good, good. More souls to corrupt unto the service of my dread lord Punniculus, Sovreign of the Realm of Hilariosity. Soon He shall rise and all shall laugh and despair.
Umm....I mean...Yay, someone else who appreciates my jokes!
Oh, my!!!
I'm retraining my bard levels into cleric levels now!!!Where do I sign?
(This character is a bard with her higher skill being Perform (comedy). So she usually inspires morale on her allies by making jokes about the enemies to...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-30T07:08:11Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=50?Came-here-to-say-this#2490
2017-05-29T18:30:01Z
2017-05-29T16:53:29Z
<p>That's my reason of being!</p>
That's my reason of being!
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-29T16:53:29Z
Re: Forums: Music & Audio: Just for fun; Character Music
Eirenne Nightbreeze (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qkek?Just-for-fun-Character-Music#50
2017-06-21T19:50:08Z
2017-05-29T05:14:42Z
<p><a href="https://youtu.be/nacNWBRjqzU" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Hasta que el cuerpo aguante</a>- Mägo de Oz.
<br />
This is the anthemn of my Werewolf the Apocalypse pack. They were all rock musicians who followed the Totem of the Muses.
<br />
It's in Spanish but I found one with subtitlea in English. A lot more songs from this band were taken to be the music our characters played.</p>
Hasta que el cuerpo aguante- Mägo de Oz.
This is the anthemn of my Werewolf the Apocalypse pack. They were all rock musicians who followed the Totem of the Muses.
It's in Spanish but I found one with subtitlea in English. A lot more songs from this band were taken to be the music our characters played.
Eirenne Nightbreeze (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-29T05:14:42Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=49?Came-here-to-say-this#2449
2017-05-28T15:35:31Z
2017-05-28T15:35:31Z
<p>•Feels summoned to the thread for unknown reasons•</p>
*Feels summoned to the thread for unknown reasons*
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-28T15:35:31Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: What class do you always mean to get around to playing but never do?
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2udgu?What-class-do-you-always-mean-to-get-around#19
2017-05-29T13:11:23Z
2017-05-28T11:08:59Z
<p>If there is something cooler than a Winter Witch I don't want to know.</p>
If there is something cooler than a Winter Witch I don't want to know.
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-28T11:08:59Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's Treefort
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=264?The-Monkeys-Treefort#13180
2017-05-28T08:54:45Z
2017-05-28T08:54:45Z
<p>You cannot derail what doesn't have rails...
<br />
I am out of here, then. I am of no use.</p>
You cannot derail what doesn't have rails...
I am out of here, then. I am of no use.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-28T08:54:45Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's Treefort
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=264?The-Monkeys-Treefort#13178
2017-05-28T08:43:02Z
2017-05-28T08:42:42Z
<p>Another typing mistake:
<br />
Derail for Detail.
<br />
Food for Good.
<br />
Cook for Cool.
<br />
That's 100% me.</p>
Another typing mistake:
Derail for Detail.
Food for Good.
Cook for Cool.
That's 100% me.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-28T08:42:42Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's Treefort
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=264?The-Monkeys-Treefort#13173
2017-05-28T08:30:54Z
2017-05-28T08:30:54Z
<p>Mission accomplished!
<br />
Another thread derailed to food!</p>
Mission accomplished!
Another thread derailed to food!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-28T08:30:54Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's Treefort
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=263?The-Monkeys-Treefort#13142
2017-05-28T05:19:46Z
2017-05-28T05:19:46Z
<p>No, THIS is a trap.</p>
<p>Good morning, by the way.</p>
<p>I've been moderately interested in Starfinder. I've always liked fantasy better than science fiction, but I think this one can be really cool.</p>
No, THIS is a trap.
Good morning, by the way.
I've been moderately interested in Starfinder. I've always liked fantasy better than science fiction, but I think this one can be really cool.
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-28T05:19:46Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=259?BANNED#12932
2017-05-28T08:00:20Z
2017-05-27T19:15:55Z
<p>Quiche Lisp banned for not being real quiche. Not tasty!</p>
<p>•Chews Quiche Lisp's head•</p>
Quiche Lisp banned for not being real quiche. Not tasty!
*Chews Quiche Lisp's head*
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-27T19:15:55Z
Re: Forums: Music & Audio: Just for fun; Character Music
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qkek?Just-for-fun-Character-Music#39
2017-06-21T19:50:08Z
2017-05-27T12:53:18Z
<p>And <a href="https://youtu.be/w5K6M_Pk2Fk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Only Everything</a> from After Forever is my choice for another Ecstatic mage. I find it kinda appropriate for an archmage of Time sphere.</p>
And Only Everything from After Forever is my choice for another Ecstatic mage. I find it kinda appropriate for an archmage of Time sphere.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-27T12:53:18Z
Re: Forums: Music & Audio: Just for fun; Character Music
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qkek?Just-for-fun-Character-Music#38
2017-06-21T19:50:08Z
2017-05-27T12:50:47Z
<p>I'll do. I'm on a conspiration to make all the threads on the forum be about food.</p>
<p><a href="https://youtu.be/HgzGwKwLmgM" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Don't Stop Me Now</a> is a song that really defines this character, a mage from the Cult of Ecstasy from Mage: the Ascension. She's a rebellious runaway from the Technocracy with an addiction to adrenaline.</p>
I'll do. I'm on a conspiration to make all the threads on the forum be about food.
Don't Stop Me Now is a song that really defines this character, a mage from the Cult of Ecstasy from Mage: the Ascension. She's a rebellious runaway from the Technocracy with an addiction to adrenaline.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-27T12:50:47Z
Re: Forums: Music & Audio: Just for fun; Character Music
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qkek?Just-for-fun-Character-Music#35
2017-06-21T19:50:08Z
2017-05-27T12:27:32Z
<p>Why? Embrace the derailment!</p>
<p>Oh, OK, I'll use my powers for good, only in alignment conflict and falling paladins threads, where any derailment is a good thing.</p>
Why? Embrace the derailment!
Oh, OK, I'll use my powers for good, only in alignment conflict and falling paladins threads, where any derailment is a good thing.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-27T12:27:32Z
Re: Forums: Music & Audio: Just for fun; Character Music
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qkek?Just-for-fun-Character-Music#33
2017-06-21T19:50:08Z
2017-05-27T12:15:55Z
<p>With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!</p>
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-27T12:15:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=465?Last-one-to-post-wins#23228
2017-05-27T09:32:37Z
2017-05-27T09:32:37Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">1d4 Goblin Babies wrote:</div><blockquote> {<i>1d4 goblin babies run with scissors through the thread</i>} </blockquote><p>Goblin babies!
</p>
Do you want to work for me? We'd get along well.</p>
1d4 Goblin Babies wrote:{1d4 goblin babies run with scissors through the thread}
Goblin babies!
Do you want to work for me? We'd get along well.
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-27T09:32:37Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#156
2017-05-27T09:22:45Z
2017-05-27T09:22:45Z
<p>A redhead pirate?
<br />
Wait... I have chicken what?</p>
A redhead pirate?
Wait... I have chicken what?
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-27T09:22:45Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#155
2017-05-27T09:20:58Z
2017-05-27T09:20:58Z
<p>Meh... Who cares about Sandara's chicken legs? If she exposed them some more she wouldn't be pale as clay. What kind of pirate is not at least slightly tanned?</p>
Meh... Who cares about Sandara's chicken legs? If she exposed them some more she wouldn't be pale as clay. What kind of pirate is not at least slightly tanned?
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-27T09:20:58Z
Re: Forums: Music & Audio: Just for fun; Character Music
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qkek?Just-for-fun-Character-Music#23
2017-06-21T19:50:08Z
2017-05-27T09:05:13Z
<p>Cool songs, Cole!!!</p>
<p>Yesterday the new album of Alestorm was released and Kiani and me were listening to it.
<br />
We couldn't do anything but laugh out loud with one of the songs.
<br />
In my S&S campaign, Sandara ended having a very filthy mouth, often including the F-word at least two times in a sentence.
<br />
So when we listened to this song we thought it was totally <a href="https://youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Sandara's song</a>.</p>
<p>Soon, more Skull and Shackles songs!</p>
<p>I had a big collection of songs for my Werewolf campaign, as they were a rock band, but most of them are in Spanish. I might post them someday too.</p>
Cool songs, Cole!!!
Yesterday the new album of Alestorm was released and Kiani and me were listening to it.
We couldn't do anything but laugh out loud with one of the songs.
In my S&S campaign, Sandara ended having a very filthy mouth, often including the F-word at least two times in a sentence.
So when we listened to this song we thought it was totally Sandara's song.
Soon, more Skull and Shackles songs!
I had a big collection of songs for my Werewolf campaign, as they were a rock band,...
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-27T09:05:13Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#153
2017-05-27T08:42:44Z
2017-05-27T08:42:44Z
<p>Calm down, Sandara, don't be pissed, I am the one getting the worse part here! Stop making me look like I was weak willed or something, what happened to me could have happened to anyone else.</p>
Calm down, Sandara, don't be pissed, I am the one getting the worse part here! Stop making me look like I was weak willed or something, what happened to me could have happened to anyone else.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-27T08:42:44Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=4?Skull-and-Blood#152
2017-05-27T08:40:10Z
2017-05-27T08:40:10Z
<p>Oh, yes, that's a cool song, but what I really want to know is why do you think that my bodily functions are relevant to the story. Big news: Sandara pisses! That's ridiculous!</p>
Oh, yes, that's a cool song, but what I really want to know is why do you think that my bodily functions are relevant to the story. Big news: Sandara pisses! That's ridiculous!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-27T08:40:10Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3183?Deep-6-FaWtL#159134
2017-05-27T00:20:33Z
2017-05-26T22:09:13Z
<p>We are listening to «f•cked by an anchor for dogs» and we are laughing our arses off! Those obscene barks!</p>
We are listening to «f*cked by an anchor for dogs» and we are laughing our arses off! Those obscene barks!
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-26T22:09:13Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3183?Deep-6-FaWtL#159121
2017-05-26T21:55:42Z
2017-05-26T21:11:12Z
<p>Beware <a href="https://youtu.be/_pEm1izX1uU" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Spanish Ninjas!!!</a></p>
<p>Yes, we have a TV series about a Spanish ninja. It was actually pretty worth seeing before it became awful.</p>
Beware Spanish Ninjas!!!
Yes, we have a TV series about a Spanish ninja. It was actually pretty worth seeing before it became awful.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-26T21:11:12Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=259?BANNED#12928
2017-05-26T19:41:25Z
2017-05-26T19:41:25Z
<p>Banned for not being a primary color like red or blue.
<br />
And whoever dares to say red is not really a primary color (magenta is) is banned too!</p>
Banned for not being a primary color like red or blue.
And whoever dares to say red is not really a primary color (magenta is) is banned too!
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-26T19:41:25Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=259?BANNED#12926
2017-05-26T18:07:30Z
2017-05-26T18:07:30Z
<p>Banned for not being a redhead pirate!
<br />
And because blue is a confusing color for a captain... She blends too well with the environment and we can hardly see her!!!</p>
Banned for not being a redhead pirate!
And because blue is a confusing color for a captain... She blends too well with the environment and we can hardly see her!!!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-26T18:07:30Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=259?BANNED#12923
2017-05-26T15:34:39Z
2017-05-26T15:34:39Z
<p>Rashly is banning for giving me that terrified look... This is my face, OK? Get used to it!</p>
Rashly is banning for giving me that terrified look... This is my face, OK? Get used to it!
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-26T15:34:39Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3180?Deep-6-FaWtL#158970
2017-05-25T14:07:45Z
2017-05-25T12:55:23Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lady Audrey Strongshield wrote:</div><blockquote> Shut up, Witch. Your magic shouldn't exist. </blockquote><p>Posting with that alias feels creepy today. She was a relevant NPC for about 8 years, she leveled from level one to 20.
</p>
Yesterday I had a solo session to see how some NPCs where affected by some recent events from a campaign.
<br />
I played this evil elven lady that is posting right now. And I killed Lady Audrey with her. I summoned 2 purple worms on her and she was never able to break the grapple or cast any spells. A pathetic end for a Wizard with caster level 17 (highly unoptimized).
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I should be sad but I was too amused.</p>
Lady Audrey Strongshield wrote:Shut up, Witch. Your magic shouldn't exist.
Posting with that alias feels creepy today. She was a relevant NPC for about 8 years, she leveled from level one to 20.
Yesterday I had a solo session to see how some NPCs where affected by some recent events from a campaign.
I played this evil elven lady that is posting right now. And I killed Lady Audrey with her. I summoned 2 purple worms on her and she was never able to break the grapple or cast any spells. A...
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-25T12:55:23Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3180?Deep-6-FaWtL#158965
2017-05-25T14:06:43Z
2017-05-25T12:39:58Z
<p>YOU shouldn't exist, traitor.</p>
YOU shouldn't exist, traitor.
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-25T12:39:58Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3180?Deep-6-FaWtL#158964
2017-05-25T14:06:43Z
2017-05-25T12:39:12Z
<p>Shut up, Witch. Your magic shouldn't exist.</p>
Shut up, Witch. Your magic shouldn't exist.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-25T12:39:12Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=47?Came-here-to-say-this#2318
2017-05-25T08:31:05Z
2017-05-25T08:31:05Z
<p>Wasn't me either!</p>
Wasn't me either!
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-25T08:31:05Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=46?Came-here-to-say-this#2294
2017-05-24T18:45:17Z
2017-05-24T18:12:23Z
<p>Pines are a dioic species, didn't you know? I know because Kileanna spent some wasted years studying Biology and I am just a pinecone duplicate of her.
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I'm pretty unsure of the logics behind my own biology, though, as I grew from a pinecone that had been implanted on his feet...
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Weird things that happen on «Last One to Post Wins».</p>
Pines are a dioic species, didn't you know? I know because Kileanna spent some wasted years studying Biology and I am just a pinecone duplicate of her.
I'm pretty unsure of the logics behind my own biology, though, as I grew from a pinecone that had been implanted on his feet...
Weird things that happen on «Last One to Post Wins».
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-24T18:12:23Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=46?Came-here-to-say-this#2286
2017-05-24T14:46:49Z
2017-05-24T14:46:49Z
<p>•Throws pine kernel at him•</p>
*Throws pine kernel at him*
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-24T14:46:49Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=46?Came-here-to-say-this#2284
2017-05-24T14:34:53Z
2017-05-24T14:33:13Z
<p>It wasn't me.</p>
It wasn't me.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-24T14:33:13Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=19?You-should-not-rule-this-city#942
2017-05-24T06:57:18Z
2017-05-24T06:57:18Z
<p>Vid should not rule this city because he has an inner ninja who would randomly attack citizens and then vanish.</p>
Vid should not rule this city because he has an inner ninja who would randomly attack citizens and then vanish.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-24T06:57:18Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=19?You-should-not-rule-this-city#939
2017-05-23T18:28:36Z
2017-05-23T18:28:36Z
<p>Zoltan shouldn't rule this city because he is so damn right! Nobody should run this city!</p>
Zoltan shouldn't rule this city because he is so damn right! Nobody should run this city!
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-23T18:28:36Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: 'Embarrassing' Gaming Confessions
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u1mj&page=8?Embarrassing-Gaming-Confessions#397
2017-05-23T16:09:52Z
2017-05-23T16:04:45Z
<p>•Is amused for having started all this mess•</p>
*Is amused for having started all this mess*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-23T16:04:45Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: 'Embarrassing' Gaming Confessions
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u1mj&page=8?Embarrassing-Gaming-Confessions#389
2017-05-22T17:47:27Z
2017-05-22T17:47:27Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dire Elf wrote:</div><blockquote><p> In our Wrath of the Righteous campaign I am running a wizard who has a white cat as her familiar. In past games I have run wizards with familiars, but the familiar usually ended up becoming an invisible magic item that just granted minor bonuses to the character. I never had the familiar deliver touch spells, converse with the PC, or do anything interesting or useful. Often I forgot I had a familiar unless one of the other players or GM reminded me.</p>
<p>I didn't want that to happen with this familiar. To help me remember that she exists, I bought a plush white cat toy and I keep her in my lap when we play.</p>
<p></blockquote><p>I have an owl plush and I've started calling her Nina, like the familiar of my character.
<p>I actually have a huge collection of plushies as I loved them as a child.</p>
<p>I also collect dragons. I'd have more if I had more money.</p>
<p>Me and my stupid dragon obsession.</p>
Dire Elf wrote:In our Wrath of the Righteous campaign I am running a wizard who has a white cat as her familiar. In past games I have run wizards with familiars, but the familiar usually ended up becoming an invisible magic item that just granted minor bonuses to the character. I never had the familiar deliver touch spells, converse with the PC, or do anything interesting or useful. Often I forgot I had a familiar unless one of the other players or GM reminded me.
I didn't want that to...
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-22T17:47:27Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=464?Last-one-to-post-wins#23170
2017-05-22T04:59:55Z
2017-05-22T04:59:55Z
<p>Too many of them!
<br />
•Pulls Azrael out•
<br />
You know what you have to do.</p>
Too many of them!
*Pulls Azrael out*
You know what you have to do.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-22T04:59:55Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3171?Deep-6-FaWtL#158508
2017-05-22T01:24:05Z
2017-05-21T20:26:40Z
<p>I have already been harassed by jellyfishes of all sizes and colors. I have been swallowed by an anemone... twice.
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Now you want to feed me to a giant talking slug? I refuse!</p>
I have already been harassed by jellyfishes of all sizes and colors. I have been swallowed by an anemone... twice.
Now you want to feed me to a giant talking slug? I refuse!
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-21T20:26:40Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Kileanna's bucket of stories and random stuff.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ucmv?Kileannas-bucket-of-stories-and-random-stuff#31
2017-05-27T18:42:13Z
2017-05-21T11:56:35Z
<p>And this is the last chapter on Sylvyana's and Va'ardalia's story. I liked to give some parts a reminiscence of a fairytale, so you might see some resemblances with some popular tales here.</p>
<p><b>SYLVYANA AND VA'ARDALIA SILVANOS</b></p>
<p>Sisteena was a privileged member of the House of Servitude, as being the personal maiden of the Queen was probably the highest position a mere servant could aspire to have.</p>
<p>The Queen trusted her as an assistant and confident, and when she had to depart to the capital in a hurry, it was her who was left in charge of her newborn daughter.
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As soon as the Queen left, more members of the Royal Guard appeared and commanded all servants in the Queen's palace to go with them and take all the baby's belongings with them. Sisteena obeyed, but she refused to hand them over the Princess by any means. She didn't know what was going on but she didn't like it.</p>
<p>After a long trip they arrived to a newly built tower in the middle of nowhere. They told them that it had been built at the King's command for the Queen and the Princess, so when the latter was born both could rest unmolested for a time and the Queen could recover in a quiet place. Some powerful magic enchantments had been placed to protect the tower and ensure that it was an appropriate place to them to rest. After seeing how the Queen had been taken to the capital, Sisteena found eveything suspicious. And she was right.</p>
<p>As soon as they arrived they were all trapped inside: the Princess, the servants, the members of the Royal Guard and the wizards and priests who had created the enchantments. It couldn't be an accident. </p>
<p>Everybody started to feel numb and dizzy. Sisteena tried to wake up the Princess from her cradle but couldn't. What was happening? The wizards said that the enchantments were working in a different way that they had planned: they were slowly inducing everybody in the tower into unconsciousness. Something was altering the magic they had created.</p>
<p>Sisteena watched horrified how the leader of the Royal Guard came to the conclusion that the baby had to be the focus of the alteration. He knew about the King's plans to get rid of the Queen to set his own dynasty. Realizing that everything had been a plan to get rid of his own daughter, the most faithful servants of the queen and everybody who knew too much wasn't difficult to him. He panicked realizing the King's betrayal, and came to the conclussion that the only way they could escape was by destroying the focus of the enchantment: the newborn child. He commanded his men to kill the baby so they could put an end to the magic effect and get out of there. (The saddest part is that he was wrong: the focus was not the baby but the cradle)</p>
<p>Sisteena ran upstairs to protect the baby Princess while chaos ensued at the lower levels, with the Royal Guards trying to fight their way through the mostly unarmed servants who tried desperately to avoid that an innocent child was ruthlessly murdered. </p>
<p>Sisteena heard them coming for the child. Outside, most of the servants were probably already dead. But before anything happened she felt her consciousness fading, and she felt to the tower's enchantment. The defenders had given the magic of the tower enough time to come into full effect and get everybody inside into eternal stasis.</p>
<p>Like that, the King was able to get rid of the legitimate heiress to the throne and any further liabilities without having to kill anybody. Elves don't kill elves, after all.
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Centuries passed, and Sylvyana became a myth among elves, the kind of tale that is told to children so they behave: «be a good child or The Ghoul Queen will come and turn you into a Wichtlin». Most of her story was forgotten, and the tower where the Princess Va'ardalia rested was lost forever.</p>
<p>Until the Nightmare. At the beginning of the War of the Lance, the Speaker of the Stars Lorac Caladon, descendant of the traitor who had sent Sylvyana to exile, tried to protect his people from the war by controlling a powerful artifact called The Orb of Dragons. He had failed and attracted a Green Dragon who took control of a subdued Lorac to shape the whole nation into a twisted nightmare, full of corrupted creatures and undead.</p>
<p>All magic on Silvanesti was corrupted by the Nightmare and the Tower was no exception. After many centuries the tower was unlocked and its few survivors awakened, only to meet an horde of undead horrors who slayed everybody inside the tower. The servants who had only tried to defend themselves were beyond Chemosh's reach, and their souls departed freely to afterlife. But The Lord of Bones claimed everyone who had tried to kill the baby or turned against their kind and bound them as undead slaves to protect the tower.</p>
<p>Sisteena was the only exception. She had never separated from Va'ardalia, true to her promise to keep her safe, and she woke up at the top of the tower, next to the cradle of the now fully awake and hungry baby. She could hear the sound of the battle downstairs but she just grabbed the baby girl in her arms and didn't try to get out until everything went quiet.</p>
<p>She was scared, not knowing what had happened or how much time had passed. She finally ventured herself out of the room, holding Va'ardalia in her arms, just to jump into some undead monstrosities. She tried to get back but then she realized that the undead didn't even seem to notice her or the loudly crying baby. Shuddering in fear, she walked among the undead plaguing the tower unnoticed and walked outside unharmed.</p>
<p>Then she saw the twisted horror that the woods of Silvanesti had become. It wasn't just the tower that was plagued with undead. She had to get out of there.</p>
<p>Even if the undead didn't seem to notice her or the baby, there were a lot more perils in the wood, from corrupted animals and fey to the more mundane issue of getting food and water. And she was just a city girl who didn't know how to fight or hunt for food. Fortunately she found another elf. He was a strong well-built man, but he was no fighter either but another servant. He had been a carrier for a group of rangers and fighters who were sent to fight against the horrors of the Nightmare. All his group had been killed but him and he was trying to get out. He had food and water for a couple of weeks and weapons that he barely knew how to use. Together they had a chance to survive.</p>
<p>He was amused that Sisteena didn't know anything about what was happening in Silvanesti and had a hard time believing her story, but he decided not to think too hard about it until they were safe. He also thought it was a miracle that undead didn't notice them. Sisteena believed that the Gods of Light were protecting the Princess from them. The truth was close enough, the protection came from a god, but not from one of Light: Chemosh wouldn't let that his own creatures harmed the daughter of his Chosen.</p>
<p>It was thanks to this that they finally managed to get out of the cursed woods and join their people in exile. With the archives of Silvanesti lost and probably destroyed it wasn't difficult to pass as a newly married couple with a newborn child. Less than a year later, they married for real and soon they had a daughter of their own, Lynessa.</p>
<p>They couldn't tell the truth, as it would endanger both Va'ardalia and Sisteena so Va'ardalia grew up without knowing her real heritage but resembling her real mother more and more as she grew up.</p>
<p>She was fascinated by nobility and loved to pretend she was a princess in her childhood games (Lynessa was always the foolish knight she had to rescue). Sisteena encouraged it, teaching her how to behave like a noble the best she could, disguising it as teaching her how to be a best servant at a noble house. Sisteena expected Va'ardalia to be able to claim her birthright in the future, even though she also thought it was too dangerous for her and secretly hoped that it never happened.</p>
<p>But it happened. Va'ardalia had already attained nobility by her own means when she met Sylvyana. </p>
<p>Their first encounter was in the Ravenous Banquet, where Va'ardalia was affected by Sylvyana's allomanya and had a hard time avoiding to devour her fellow elves. Sylvyana tried to get her and when she was unable, tried to kidnap her foster sister Lynessa to lure her into her lair at Baleph. She needed Va'ardalia to be present at the ritual so she could protect her from becoming her undead servant. Sylvyana might be deranged but she wouldn't do that to her own daughter. In the end, unable to take Lynessa with her either, she played her last card: she told Va'ardalia that she had kidnapped her so-called parents and took them into Baleph. She believed it was a lie (it wasn't) but she didn't want to take the risk.</p>
<p>Va'ardalia didn't understand why the Ghoul Queen was so obsessed with her. But when they managed to free Reya from corruption she told Va'ardalia about her claims to be Va'ardalia's mother. The kagonesti warrior had been one of Va'ardalia's best friends and Sylvyana had questioned her thoroughly about her, so she was aware of everything. Va'ardalia thought the Ghoul Queen was insane, but she could use her obsession as a weapon against her.</p>
<p>And it was indeed her obsession with Va'ardalia what caused Sylvyana's downfall. During the fight against her, she made some obvious mistakes trying to approach her daughter, and it was because of Va'ardalia that she entered a house where they had set a trap against her. Va'ardalia used a scroll to cast Antimagic Field and allow her to be defeated.</p>
<p>But Va'ardalia was still worried about Sylvyana's claims. After rescueing her parents, she questioned Sisteena, who confirmed that everything she said was true. She had never known about the Ghoul Queen, just about Queen Sylvyana, as she was put into stasis before everything happened, and was shocked to see what her beloved and kind queen had become.</p>
<p>It was Va'ardalia who manipulated everybody so they took the decission of exiling Sylvyana to a realm that she was able to access (the Plane of Shadow) so she could go there to have a talk or two with her. She visited her many times before the Ghoul Queen managed to escape.</p>
<p>Since then, both have been secretly allied. Va'ardalia has accepted the Ghoul Queen at her side, disguised as her Kagonesti counselor, and introduced her into elven society. Sylvyana has aggreed to delay her plans to destroy the whole race to give her daughter a chance to claim her birthright and rule over all elves. Both are now plotting together and they make a powerful and determined couple. Va'ardalia has been slipping into darkness because of her mother's influence while Sylvyana could be on the path of redemption thanks to her daughter's benefic influence. Whatever happens next, it seems like both will rise or fall together.</p>
And this is the last chapter on Sylvyana's and Va'ardalia's story. I liked to give some parts a reminiscence of a fairytale, so you might see some resemblances with some popular tales here.
SYLVYANA AND VA'ARDALIA SILVANOS
Sisteena was a privileged member of the House of Servitude, as being the personal maiden of the Queen was probably the highest position a mere servant could aspire to have.
The Queen trusted her as an assistant and confident, and when she had to depart to the capital in...
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-21T11:56:35Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Air Your Grievances
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sz4v&page=34?Air-Your-Grievances#1675
2017-05-21T11:38:46Z
2017-05-21T11:38:46Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kileanna wrote:</div><blockquote><p> @Vid, that's one of the weakest reasons for a Paladin to fall that I have ever heard.
</p>
Now come to think of it... one of Dalindra's Antipaladins, the one who used to be a Paladin, is a half elf who is dating a <s>human disciple of the</s> <b>really awesome dragon woman</b>. Should I make him fall even more? Should I make her fall? (Dispelling her wings or something)</p>
<p>@Klorox, I also have a lot of old characters from old editions to translate to Pathfinder and I feel too lazy to do it. Some of them are NPCs so I never bothered to adapt them as they don't use their character sheets a lot. One day I'll do it. One day. </blockquote><p>FIFY
Kileanna wrote:@Vid, that's one of the weakest reasons for a Paladin to fall that I have ever heard.
Now come to think of it... one of Dalindra's Antipaladins, the one who used to be a Paladin, is a half elf who is dating a human disciple of the really awesome dragon woman. Should I make him fall even more? Should I make her fall? (Dispelling her wings or something)@Klorox, I also have a lot of old characters from old editions to translate to Pathfinder and I feel too lazy to do it. Some of...
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-21T11:38:46Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hidq&page=162?Oh-lookylook-Its-yet-another-musicbased-word#8091
2017-05-21T05:07:26Z
2017-05-21T05:07:26Z
<p><a href="https://youtu.be/OwC1dN5h8Ig" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Attendance</a>
<br />
After Forever</p>
Attendance
After Forever
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-21T05:07:26Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hidq&page=162?Oh-lookylook-Its-yet-another-musicbased-word#8088
2017-05-20T15:04:01Z
2017-05-20T15:04:01Z
<p><a href="https://youtu.be/GQbytKkt0tg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Serenade</a>
<br />
Dover</p>
Serenade
Dover
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-20T15:04:01Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3167?Deep-6-FaWtL#158328
2017-05-20T17:44:50Z
2017-05-20T13:55:18Z
<p>I had a boss who always called me Liliana. I stopped correcting him when I realized he got angry when I did so I decided to go by the name of Liliana.
<br />
I found it so funny that I decided that someday I'd create a RPG character called Liliana. That was the closest I ever was to name a character after myself, something that I never liked.
<br />
As my name is uncommon in Spain (through very popular in arabic countries) most people call me different names, Sheila and Layla being the most frequent, but also Lydia, Lela, Leia (I'm specially fond of this one even though I am a Stormtrooper at heart), Delia...</p>
I had a boss who always called me Liliana. I stopped correcting him when I realized he got angry when I did so I decided to go by the name of Liliana.
I found it so funny that I decided that someday I'd create a RPG character called Liliana. That was the closest I ever was to name a character after myself, something that I never liked.
As my name is uncommon in Spain (through very popular in arabic countries) most people call me different names, Sheila and Layla being the most frequent, but...
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-20T13:55:18Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Kileanna's bucket of stories and random stuff.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ucmv?Kileannas-bucket-of-stories-and-random-stuff#28
2017-05-20T08:49:52Z
2017-05-20T08:30:20Z
<p><b>SYLVYANA, THE GHOUL QUEEN</b></p>
<p>Once upon a time there was an elven princess. Her name was Sylvyana, born of the purest race among Silvanesti elves. Since her birth she had known that one day she would be the Queen of all elves and had learned to perform her duties flawlessly. She was a kind and charming lady, and it was said that she was the most beautiful among all elves.</p>
<p>All men in Silvanesti would have loved to marry her, not just because of her charm and beauty but also because the elf who married her would reign at her side. But she had been promised at a young age to the first son of a noble family. That didn't worry the young princess, as she understood it was her duty as a Queen.
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When she reached adulthood she was given, as a present, the government of the town of Alinosti, so she could learn to perform the duties of a ruler. And she did well, soon gaining a reputation for being a fair and caring leader.</p>
<p>She also opened many trade routes with humans, helping to increase the wealth of the nation. It was in one of her many diplomatic trips when she met Waylorn. He was a human but he was different. He worshipped nature and life in a similar way that elves did and the gods spoke to him much in the same fashion that they spoke to Sylvyana. Her curiosity for him made Sylvyana want to meet him again and soon the curiosity turned into love. But she wouldn't allow her feelings to interfere with her duties, so she never confessed her feelings to Waylorn or anybody else.</p>
<p>The time went by, and Sylvyana's father passed away. She felt she was still too young to become a Queen, but it was what she had to do, and she had been preparing herself for that moment all her life.
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Taking the crown meant that she'd had to take all the responsibilities attached to it. She'll have to marry and move to the capital... and she did without hesitation. A Queen has to live up to her duties.
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The wedding was celebrated just a week later, and it was one of the most opulent ceremonies that Silvanesti has witnessed. Sylvyana looked splendid in her bridal gown and she declared her eternal love to her new husband. The things she had to do for her people.</p>
<p>She thought that her husband was a dull, boring and unimaginative man. He only cared for what happened in Silvanesti and politics in Silvanesti were as boring as him. They lived in a paradise where nothing interesting ever happened. But she made her best effort to get along with him. He was a good man, she thought, just weak and narrow minded. He might never be a good ruler, but he did well as a figurehead.</p>
<p>Some years passed, and elves lived happily under Sylvyana's queendom. Everybody cheered when it was announced that the kings were expecting their first child. A heir to the lineage of Silvanos.
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As the pregnancy advanced, Sylvyana had to retire from public life for a time, and her husband convinced her to spend some time resting in her palace at Alinosti so the tensions of government didn't endanger the child. Young and naive, Sylvvyana thought it was a good idea.</p>
<p>A baby girl was born, with skin pale as the stars and hair black as the night sky. But the most stunning feature of the baby were her eyes of emerald green. She looked a lot like her mother. Sylvyana named her Va'ardalia.</p>
<p>But happiness wouldn't last. Only a few hours after giving birth some men from the royal guard appeared riding gryphs. They looked altered. They said to Sylvyana that her presence was required in the capital. She'd have to travel alone with them, leaving her newborn child behind.</p>
<p>She demanded to be told what had happened in Silvanost, but they refused to tell her. Nobody had ever refused to follow a direct command from her. Then they commanded her to go with them. Too worried for what could have happened in Silvanost that was so serious to require her immediate pressence, she aggreed to go with them still weak and tired after giving birth.</p>
<p>She entrusted Sisteena, her most trusted maiden, with attending the baby while she was away and she let the men of the royal guard take her to Silvanost.</p>
<p>When they arrived she was treated like a prisoner. They were rude to her and took her into a room without windows where she was watched by members of the guard all the time. She never attempted to escape, even if it would be an easy task for her. She wanted to stay and clear whatever misunderstanding there could be.</p>
<p>Next morning they took her into a court. All the nobles in Silvanesti were there. Her husband was there. He accused her of being unfaithful to him. He accused her of giving birth to a half human monstrosity. She wasn't given an opportunity to defend herself. She could only listen to the false accusations, powerless and broken.
<br />
Everybody seemed to believe him. That kind of treason was unknown to the elves and they were unprepared to deal with it, so they chose to believe the betrayer instead of listening to their Queen. She had always supported the trade with humans. She was known to have friends among them. A human lover wouldn't be something so uncalled for, right?</p>
<p>She was sentenced to exile away from the lands of Silvanesti. She was no longer considered to be an elf. Her name would be erased from all the registers. If she was ever found inside the frontiers of Silvanesti, she'd be hunted to death. And all of that without her being able to complain or say a thing. They'd escort her to the frontier and then leave her alone.
<br />
She asked many questions, but nobody cared to answer them. She was being ignored. They had chose. They had turned their back on her. The grief turned into desperation and the desperation into anger. In the end, her claims of innocence looked like pitiable attempts to justify herself. </p>
<p>Nobody would believe her. She asked to see her daughter. Again, she got no answer.
<br />
She was not allowing them to escort her out of Silvanesti like she was a criminal, nor let them take her daughter away. She took the shape of a bird and fled, using a near tree to teleport back to Alinosti. She found the palace empty. Everybody had betrayed her. Her husband had been plotting to take the crown for himself and she hadn't noticed. How long had he been planning his betrayal?
<br />
She feared for her daughter's life. She had the birthright to the throne. She was a liability. And no matter how hard she tried to find her, she seemed to have banished in the air. She ended convicing herself that her husband had commanded to kill her.</p>
<p>She was mad with grief and anger but she didn't know what to do or where to go. She decided to retire from Silvanesti for a time to think for a plan to recover everything that had been taken away from her. And not knowing where to go she relied on her old friend Waylorn. They became lovers. Why not? There were already that horrible accusations about herself. She hadn't any commitment to the vows that had already been broken, and not by her. But, as much as her younger self had dreamed about being able to love Waylorn freely, her adult self didn't gain any solace out of it. She felt that their relationship was a mere consolation prize after all she had lost. Thanks to Waylorn's diplomatic connection with Silvanesti, she learned that her husband had been married again and was talking about having children. That made her furious, realizing it had all been a manipulation from him to sit his own dinasty at the throne. That reinforced the idea that Va'ardalia had been killed. That day she swore revenge against the husband who had betrayed her and all the elves who had turned their back on her.</p>
<p>If it was not enough for her to hate their own kind, she was victim of some assassination intents from some of her own people. Her husband probably didn't feel comfortable knowing she was so close and probably plotting revenge. Sylvyana was an acknowledged spellcaster and she hadn't difficulties in dealing with the assassins.</p>
<p>She didn't kill them, though. An elf never kills another elf. There is no worse crime than that and she had to prove she was still better than them. So she polymorphed them into creatures of the forest or mutilated them so they couldn't harm anybody again. Sometimes she'd tortured them until they acknowledged her as their true and only queen before sending them back to Silvanost with their will destroyed. The most people they sent against her, the most convinced she was that her own race was corrupted beyond all possibility of redemption.</p>
<p>Stories say that her god (the god of Redemption and Rebirth, The Blue Phoenix) abandoned her, not supporting all the pain she was causing. In her version, it was her who decided to abandon her faith, realizing she no longer believed in what her god stated.</p>
<p>One day she just went too far. This time the elves who wanted her dead died in her hands. She was furious. They had repudiated her, separated from her daughter, and now they had made her a murderer and escaped her control. Her healing powers were gone some time ago. She prayed to anyone who'd listen to have them back so they could get what they deserved. And someone listened.</p>
<p>She heard a charming voice in her head: «Serve me and you'll have them back. They'll bow to you as their only queen. Not just these ones, but all of them.»
<br />
«A Queen serves no one but her people. But I'll stay faithful to you if you give me what I desire.»
<br />
«That's enough. But I warn you: your desire is not to be satiated. Hunger only leads to more hunger.»
<br />
«Then I'll feast on them!»
<br />
Sylvyana felt herself filled with divine energies again, as she saw the skin and flesh of the elves quickly rotting away and their skeletons fading into invisibility until only skeletal hands and glowing eyes remained. This new kind of undead would be later called Wichtlins.
<br />
«You want to punish the ones who betrayed you. Whenever an elf dies as a betrayer of their own race they'd rise again, bound to your will.»
<br />
Sylvyana was exultant, infused with her new dark powers. She realized she was speaking to Chemosh, the Lord of Undead himself, but she didn't care. To her, he'll always be the Endless Hunger and she'll serve him faithfully for allowing her to exact her revenge.
<br />
Reluctant to ask for more, after all the Endless Hunger had already given to her, she asked him for her daughter's soul. He told her he couldn't help her with that, as her soul hadn't been into his realm. She hadn't died.</p>
<p>Not just furious now, but wanting to find her daughter, she took the resolution of declaring a war against Silvanesti. But even with her new powers she'd need an army. First she told Waylorn about her plans. He was horrorized and refused to take part. At this time, the Queen was still young and naive and had taken as a fact that Waylorn would follow her just because he loved her. She felt offended and betrayed, but she didn't want to punish him just for doing what he thought was the right thing, so she let him go.</p>
<p>She spent many years building her army. First she settled herself at Baleph, a distant elven city that had been abandoned a long time ago. She then traveled to the woods of Lahue. There she tamed the wild Wyverns that lived there and taught the ways of the Endless Hunger to the local tribesmen. who saw her as some kind of goddess. Then she traveled all Krynn, looking for small settlements of elves that she could turn to her side. She lured them into commiting atrocious acts against their kind to ensure their souls were tainted and then slayed them all so they would raise as Wichtlins. Intelligent and deadly, they hated elves among all things and they were totally loyal to Sylvyana. Like that, even lacking necromantic powers of her own, she earned the title of The Ghoul Queen and the Endless Hunger made her his Chosen One, granting her immortality.</p>
<p>When she returned to Silvanesti with her army of Wyverns, Wichtlins and ravenous cannibals the elves were ready to face her. Waylorn (why did he look so old?) had warned them and they had time to prepare. Sylvyana's army ravaged the land, but with the aid of the Knights of Solamnia the elves were able to defend themselves. They were motivated as many who fell rose again as Wichtlins. It was a long war with many losses on both sides but in the end, after many sacrifices, the war started turning on the side of the elves. It would have been different if she hadn't told Waylorn in advance, thought Sylvyana. Now she had to decide whether to make a glorious last stand with her army or retreat to fight another day. It wasn't a difficult decision. She took her most loyal followers and took them back to Baleph by magic. Then she prayed to the Endless Hunger to take them to a safe place. A portal in time opened and swallowed Sylvyana and her followers. And there she waited for centuries, planning her revenge, until she was called once again to this world by her God. One of the first things she asked to the Eternal Hunger when she was back was about her daughter again. But she got the same answer. After so many years she was still alive.</p>
<p>Her two driving goals, as they had always been, were getting all elves to serve her as Wichtlins and finding her daughter.
<br />
Everything else has already been told.
<br />
But what about Va'ardalia? How did she survive? How is she still young after so many years? There are parts of this story that have yet to be told.</p>
SYLVYANA, THE GHOUL QUEEN
Once upon a time there was an elven princess. Her name was Sylvyana, born of the purest race among Silvanesti elves. Since her birth she had known that one day she would be the Queen of all elves and had learned to perform her duties flawlessly. She was a kind and charming lady, and it was said that she was the most beautiful among all elves.
All men in Silvanesti would have loved to marry her, not just because of her charm and beauty but also because the elf who...
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-20T08:30:20Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3166?Deep-6-FaWtL#158256
2017-05-19T21:34:00Z
2017-05-19T20:01:14Z
<p>LOL!</p>
<p>I need to claim a new page. All this clothes are starting to bother me.</p>
LOL!
I need to claim a new page. All this clothes are starting to bother me.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-19T20:01:14Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49&page=3?Derail-this-thread#105
2017-05-19T20:43:13Z
2017-05-19T19:30:14Z
<p>This is Derail This Thread, not Anagram This Thread!</p>
<p>Now that I think of it, this is a good derailment for this thread!</p>
<p>Good job!</p>
This is Derail This Thread, not Anagram This Thread!
Now that I think of it, this is a good derailment for this thread!
Good job!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-19T19:30:14Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3165?Deep-6-FaWtL#158246
2017-05-19T19:34:57Z
2017-05-19T19:26:55Z
<p>I want too!</p>
<p>Smoochie smoochie!</p>
I want too!
Smoochie smoochie!
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-19T19:26:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Minion Misunderstanding
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uaz6&page=3?Minion-Misunderstanding#124
2017-05-19T13:42:19Z
2017-05-19T13:37:38Z
<p>Yes, your Green Majesty. We have brought these helpful and charming Winter Witches from Irrisen that say that will fix everything for the insignificant price of world domination.</p>
<p>Minions, stop dying in insignificant quests!</p>
Yes, your Green Majesty. We have brought these helpful and charming Winter Witches from Irrisen that say that will fix everything for the insignificant price of world domination.
Minions, stop dying in insignificant quests!
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-19T13:37:38Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49&page=3?Derail-this-thread#102
2017-05-19T12:22:13Z
2017-05-19T12:22:13Z
<p>No Queens allowed here but me!
<br />
And Freddy Mercury.</p>
No Queens allowed here but me!
And Freddy Mercury.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-19T12:22:13Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=3?Skull-and-Blood#138
2017-05-19T06:38:37Z
2017-05-19T06:38:37Z
<p>Our crafting system was the basic one. And by basic I mean «ask Mom for it».
<br />
They kept complaining on how lazy I was, but they would go around naked if I didn't craft everything.
<br />
Well, to be honest, Sandara was the scroll girl. We had a huge collection of scrolls to remove all that nasty conditions from Fox. And also some of them to protect Fox from nasty conditions.</p>
Our crafting system was the basic one. And by basic I mean «ask Mom for it».
They kept complaining on how lazy I was, but they would go around naked if I didn't craft everything.
Well, to be honest, Sandara was the scroll girl. We had a huge collection of scrolls to remove all that nasty conditions from Fox. And also some of them to protect Fox from nasty conditions.
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-19T06:38:37Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the Wish
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=78?Corrupt-the-Wish#3859
2017-05-19T00:57:34Z
2017-05-18T16:21:56Z
<p>Granted! This thread is now «You should not rule this city!</p>
<p>I wish I ruled this city</p>
Granted! This thread is now «You should not rule this city!
I wish I ruled this city
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-18T16:21:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49&page=2?Derail-this-thread#92
2017-05-18T14:31:44Z
2017-05-18T14:31:44Z
<p>I am evil. It's my nature. Forgive me for doing what I was created to do.</p>
<p>Now, who likes ice cream?</p>
I am evil. It's my nature. Forgive me for doing what I was created to do.
Now, who likes ice cream?
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-18T14:31:44Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=3?Skull-and-Blood#133
2017-05-18T07:32:02Z
2017-05-18T07:31:06Z
<p>Don't apologize! It was more fun like that! She was too squishy, she needed some advantage.</p>
Don't apologize! It was more fun like that! She was too squishy, she needed some advantage.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-18T07:31:06Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=3?Skull-and-Blood#131
2017-05-18T07:19:19Z
2017-05-18T07:19:19Z
<p>I did it. It didn't make me smell like a skunk.</p>
I did it. It didn't make me smell like a skunk.
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-18T07:19:19Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=3?Skull-and-Blood#130
2017-05-18T07:12:16Z
2017-05-18T07:09:07Z
<p>C'mon, Isa, don't be mean! Who kept most of Zarskia's jewelry?</p>
C'mon, Isa, don't be mean! Who kept most of Zarskia's jewelry?
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-18T07:09:07Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=3?Skull-and-Blood#129
2017-05-18T07:05:54Z
2017-05-18T07:05:54Z
<p>I never understood Sandara's liking for perfumes, make up and all that stuff. I don't respect any body paintings that can be just washed away.</p>
I never understood Sandara's liking for perfumes, make up and all that stuff. I don't respect any body paintings that can be just washed away.
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-18T07:05:54Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=3?Skull-and-Blood#126
2017-05-18T05:10:40Z
2017-05-18T05:10:40Z
<p>You are a pretty cool reptile too.</p>
You are a pretty cool reptile too.
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-18T05:10:40Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why do dragons have hoards?
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uc7c&page=3?Why-do-dragons-have-hoards#125
2017-05-16T17:59:02Z
2017-05-16T14:52:20Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Darigaaz the Igniter wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Alni wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Why do dragons have hoards has been an issue with me. They kill adventurers and then... take the gold from their pockets? A huge dragon checking the pockets of dead adventurer, with a nail? Then after they've shaken the gold out of them, and opened their backpacks and taken any valuables from there they carry it in their cupped palm back to their lair? What if they recover a lot of it? Multiple flights back? Pack it? Need someone to draw a dragon packing up the treasure they just got in sacks for easier transport.</p>
<p>Then again, it was in Baldur's Gate I think where bears kept gold and jewelry... somewhere... </blockquote>Mage Hand, Unseen Servant </blockquote><p>Destroy everything with breath weapon. Whatever remains is valuable for sure. Whatever doesn't is not worth your attention.
Darigaaz the Igniter wrote:Alni wrote:Why do dragons have hoards has been an issue with me. They kill adventurers and then... take the gold from their pockets? A huge dragon checking the pockets of dead adventurer, with a nail? Then after they've shaken the gold out of them, and opened their backpacks and taken any valuables from there they carry it in their cupped palm back to their lair? What if they recover a lot of it? Multiple flights back? Pack it? Need someone to draw a dragon packing...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-16T14:52:20Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why do dragons have hoards?
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uc7c&page=3?Why-do-dragons-have-hoards#121
2017-05-17T06:21:15Z
2017-05-16T13:12:20Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Scott Wilhelm wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Easiest way to get food to self deliver to your cave</p>
<p>Much lower maintenance than a princess </blockquote>All that treasure, and dragons never tip the pizza delivery guy. That is why they deserve to be slain! </blockquote><p>Pizza delivery... guy?
</p>
You mean the thing they bring in a box is the real food and not just a starter?
<br />
I might have eaten one or two of those «pizza delivery guys» by accident. They should have made clear that they weren't the food!</p>
Scott Wilhelm wrote:BigNorseWolf wrote:Easiest way to get food to self deliver to your cave
Much lower maintenance than a princess
All that treasure, and dragons never tip the pizza delivery guy. That is why they deserve to be slain! Pizza delivery... guy?
You mean the thing they bring in a box is the real food and not just a starter?
I might have eaten one or two of those «pizza delivery guys» by accident. They should have made clear that they weren't the food!
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-16T13:12:20Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=463?Last-one-to-post-wins#23112
2017-05-16T12:24:02Z
2017-05-16T12:24:02Z
<p>•Wonders what's wrong with animal aliases•
<br />
•Tries to eat GH•</p>
*Wonders what's wrong with animal aliases*
*Tries to eat GH*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-16T12:24:02Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Monster too strong?
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ucoz?Monster-too-strong#15
2017-05-16T12:19:13Z
2017-05-16T12:19:13Z
<p>It has already happened.
<br />
Sorry Keedo.
<br />
I still want to help if you need some advice.</p>
It has already happened.
Sorry Keedo.
I still want to help if you need some advice.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-16T12:19:13Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Monster too strong?
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ucoz?Monster-too-strong#12
2017-05-16T11:54:15Z
2017-05-16T11:54:15Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote> Um, your name is Isabella "Inkskin" Locke. You're a pirate, own your pirate name. :-) </blockquote><p>I'd own my pirate name if someone else hadn't owned it before.
captain yesterday wrote:Um, your name is Isabella "Inkskin" Locke. You're a pirate, own your pirate name. :-)
I'd own my pirate name if someone else hadn't owned it before.
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-16T11:54:15Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Monster too strong?
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ucoz?Monster-too-strong#8
2017-05-18T00:47:08Z
2017-05-16T11:45:45Z
<p>My strategies are perfect, what are you talking about? I AM NOT AN EASY WIN!
<br />
And I am not a monster either, OP, just misunderstood.</p>
My strategies are perfect, what are you talking about? I AM NOT AN EASY WIN!
And I am not a monster either, OP, just misunderstood.
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-16T11:45:45Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=3?Skull-and-Blood#124
2017-05-16T09:04:13Z
2017-05-16T09:02:33Z
<p>Calm down, Mom. When Grinner was done with him he no longer had a nose to punch.</p>
Calm down, Mom. When Grinner was done with him he no longer had a nose to punch.
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-16T09:02:33Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=3?Skull-and-Blood#123
2017-05-16T09:00:09Z
2017-05-16T09:00:09Z
<p>That guy... That guy...
<br />
I am the most calmed man in the ship and I wanted to punch him in the face and break his nose.
<br />
I have four older sisters (who incidentally are a bunch of harpies but that's another story), I cannot stand some moronic bigot calling my friends «whores»!</p>
That guy... That guy...
I am the most calmed man in the ship and I wanted to punch him in the face and break his nose.
I have four older sisters (who incidentally are a bunch of harpies but that's another story), I cannot stand some moronic bigot calling my friends «whores»!
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-16T09:00:09Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Kileanna's bucket of stories and random stuff.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ucmv?Kileannas-bucket-of-stories-and-random-stuff#6
2017-05-15T18:01:17Z
2017-05-15T18:00:51Z
<p><b>Reposting again, and this is the last one for now: second encounter with Sylvyana, the Ghoul Queen.</b></p>
<p>The PCs traveled to Baleph, Sylvyana's whereabouts, in the company of some NPC to help against the minions.</p>
<p>The weather was stormy. Sylvyana was a level 20 druid and had set the storm to shield herself against any intruders while she was performing her ritual. But Dalindra was a druid too, and she came up with a plan. While the other PCs were fighting Sylvyana's hordes (wichtlani elves, wyverns and wichtlins) she casted Control Winds and used it to create tornadoes to level down the main buildings, that she thought to be empty. They knew Sylvyana was on the temple performing the ritual so she just leveled it down.</p>
<p>What could have been a great idea wasn't. They had avoided fighting some minions, but without being busy with the ritual, they had to face a Ghoul Queen who could use all her power against the PCs.</p>
<p>Dalindra had used her wind and weather control spells to create such a bad weather that minions were completely neutralized: wyverns couldn't fly and both wichtlins and wichtlani had to reach for cover. The visibility was also close to zero.</p>
<p>But they still had to defeat a level 20 druid with a 3.5 Shapechange spell on herself. After some attempts against her, it was obvious that she had too many resources and couldn't be defeated by sheer force. Even if they managed to harm her, she just retired herself, allowed regeneration to make its job and came back unharmed and with her resources intact.</p>
<p>But they knew she had a weak point. Dalindra told Va'ardalia (who was a bard) to stay close to her. They hid in a small house with no windows. Va'ardalia was given an Antimagic Field scroll. They just waited for Sylvyana to appear, sure that she would try to get her «daughter».</p>
<p>Sylvyana realized it was probably a trap but she was overconfident. She tracked the PCs to the house and entered, prepared to face them. And she was put into the Antimagic Field as soon as she did it. Dalindra sent her animal companion to grapple her. Sylvyana didn't have an animal companion, but she had an artifact that allowed her to cast Dominate Monster, so she controlled Reya (again) to defend her. Fortunately, she wasn't rival for the PCs and they defeated both of them and released Reya from the mind control later.</p>
<p>They had found a way to release the corrupted elves from Allomanya in their way to Baleph, but it took them some time to do it. Even with all the devastation there were few losses, but Dalindra was horrorized of what Sylvyana had done to her people, turning them to ravenous cannibals.</p>
<p>They captured her alive, stripped her out of all her gear and awakened her to interrogate her. She was gacious in defeat. She was blessed by her god so she would rise again if she was killed (or so she said), and she had all the time in the world to erradicate elvenkind, so she was patient. She talked openly about her plans, her desires and her thoughts. She was even friendly. Her calm ways and the fact she regretted nothing made her look more as a monster.</p>
<p>But still, Dalindra pitied her more than anything. When they talked about what they could do with her she wanted to set her free. «If she attempts something, we'll fight her again. But we have to give her the chance to change». The other PCs strongly disagreed, but Dalindra was adamant about not killing her (in case they could) or locking her up forever. So they ended planeshifting her to the Plane of Shadow where she wouldn't be able to prepare her spells because she lacked any connection with nature, and exiled her there.</p>
<p>She managed to escape after some time, of course. She used her alter self at will to get a new identity and now she's plotting undercover.</p>
<p>But guess what? Dalindra was right.</p>
<p>I GMed a solo story for Va'ardalia (who appeared here as an NPC but is Dalindra's PC in other stories) after that, where she investigated if Sylvyana's claim to be her mother was true. I brought Sylvyana back for that story, and after some time Va'ardalia and Sylvyana are plotting together to sit Va'ardalia on the throne of Silvanesti. Va'ardalia has promised the Ghoul Queen to put an end to corruption among elves and Sylvyana has decided to trust her... for now. Whether Va'ardalia is being corrupted by Sylvyana's foul influence or Sylvyana is being saved by Va'ardalia is yet to be known. But Sylvyana is changing, that cannot be denied.</p>
<p>About Va'ardalia's story and if she's really Sylvyana's daughter... It's left for a further post ;-D</p>
Reposting again, and this is the last one for now: second encounter with Sylvyana, the Ghoul Queen.
The PCs traveled to Baleph, Sylvyana's whereabouts, in the company of some NPC to help against the minions.
The weather was stormy. Sylvyana was a level 20 druid and had set the storm to shield herself against any intruders while she was performing her ritual. But Dalindra was a druid too, and she came up with a plan. While the other PCs were fighting Sylvyana's hordes (wichtlani elves,...
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-15T18:00:51Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Kileanna's bucket of stories and random stuff.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ucmv?Kileannas-bucket-of-stories-and-random-stuff#5
2017-05-15T17:56:12Z
2017-05-15T17:56:12Z
<p><b>Reposting: Sylvyana's story from the perspective of one of her controlled followers.</b></p>
<p>So everyone wanted me to tell them who that self proclaimed queen was and how I, and all my people, had ended working for her.</p>
<p>There was a poison, some kind of drug she called Allomanya. She visited our leader in our settlement in the woods and tricked him to take the drug. Then he got us all to take it too and introduced us to her.</p>
<p>That Allomanya thing tastes like sh•t but makes you feel like anything is possible. You feel free, and wild, and hungry. You don't care for what is right or wrong, just for the hunger. She used it to control us.</p>
<p>We were an oppresed people, enslaved by the so called civilized elves, she offered freedom, she offered war against our offenders. And we followed her. Our minds were clouded but we thought we saw more clearly than ever. She called us her Wichtlani, a word derived from Wichtlins, her undead elven followers. We were her army of vicious and ravenous cannibals.</p>
<p>She trusted me to carry her deals on the town because I know how to deal with people. I can convince them, I can lie or I can kill if needed. I became her face and her hands on the town.</p>
<p>But who was she? When I first saw her I mistook her for Va'ardalia for a moment. But she was older and... wiser on a twisted way.</p>
<p>She is the twisted fairytale that is told to scare elven children. The legends say that she married the Speaker of the Silvanesti, becoming the Queen of elves. He wanted to marry another woman so he made her a dark elf and exiled her. Everybody turned their back on her. She was alone. And she wanted revenge against her kind. So she became the Chosen One of the Ravenous Crow... sorry, Chemosh, the God of Death. He made her more powerful and immortal. She declared war to the elves with an horde of undead elves and wyverns but she was defeated and cast away to the River of Time. That's what legends say.</p>
<p>She gave us a slightly different version. She wanted us to know her story, how her own people had betrayed her. She was born as Sylvyana Silvanos, heir to the throne of Silvanesti. She had married a noble of a lesser house, who had later exiled her with lies to be the only ruler and marry another elf. He had also torn her apart of her newborn baby, as the baby girl was the heir to the throne and that made her a liability. For a long time he had though that his former husband had killed his own daughter, until the Ravenous Crow told her that she was still alive.</p>
<p>When she managed to escape her own death by jumping ahead on the River of Time and she came back on... well, our present (all this magic stuff is twisted, you know) and the Ravenous Crow let her know that her daughter was still alive she couldn't believe it, after so many years had passed.</p>
<p>She was furious with all elves: for exiling her, for tearing her apart of her daughter, for defeating her. She told us her plan, and I can tell that under the influence of Allomanya it looked like a great plan. She'd use the artifact that Dalindra had given me (and I, curse myself, had given to her) to extend the influence of Allomanya through all the ones with elven blood in the world and release a necromantic wave that would destroy them all and rise as Wichtlins under her command. She needed to lure Dalindra and her friends to get the artifact.</p>
<p>She was also obsessed with the idea of Va'ardalia being her lost daughter. After I mistaked Sylvyana for Va'ardalia, she wanted to know everything about her. Even though Va'ardalia couldn't be much more than 70 years old and already had a family... a humble family. But she was completely convinced of it and wanted to have Va'ardalia at the ritual so she could protect her. She didn't want her to die.</p>
<p>The most scary thing about her is that she really believed to be doing the right thing: elves were a corrupted race that didn't deserve to live. She was consumed by pain and rage but she was always fair to us. We followed her not just because of the drugs, I know she could really feel the rage and hate burning in the hearts of my people. She understood our pain because it wasn't so different from hers. She also used us. But I still cannot hate her. I don't know what that says about me.</p>
Reposting: Sylvyana's story from the perspective of one of her controlled followers.
So everyone wanted me to tell them who that self proclaimed queen was and how I, and all my people, had ended working for her.
There was a poison, some kind of drug she called Allomanya. She visited our leader in our settlement in the woods and tricked him to take the drug. Then he got us all to take it too and introduced us to her.
That Allomanya thing tastes like sh*t but makes you feel like anything is...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-15T17:56:12Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Kileanna's bucket of stories and random stuff.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ucmv?Kileannas-bucket-of-stories-and-random-stuff#4
2017-05-15T22:49:26Z
2017-05-15T17:53:56Z
<p><b>Now reposting first encounter with Sylvyana, the Ghoul Queen:</b></p>
<p>Again, Tharic and Dalindra are the main characters involved into the story. The other PCs didn't play a major role.</p>
<p>The PCs arrived to a town where wild elves were gathering as refugees from the unnatural winter that had made their lands (Ergoth) inhospitable. There, they met one of their former allies, Reya, a wild elf barbarian who had become a good friend of Dalindra. She told her that she was trying to unite her people to fight for their lands. She was also helping to organize a gathering of the most relevant factions that wanted to reconquer the land so they could come to an agreement to fight together. Aside from the wild elves, another two factions were going to be present: the one from the main elven lands (Silvanesti, represented by a former PC turned NPC, Va'ardalia Evelar) and the one who resided in Ergoth in the former lands of the wild elves.
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Remember the artifact the PCs purified on Mohrlex's story? It was a divine artifact with awesome healing powers.</p>
<p>Dalindra gave it to Reya so she could use it to help their people. This is important.</p>
<p>So the PCs went to attend the gathering of factions, which was a fancy banquet in the town hall. To please the elven attendants, Reya had brought some decorative plants and even a beautiful tree in the middle of the room.</p>
<p>Tharic didn't wear his armor and he left all weapons but a dagger in the entrance. Dalindra also left her quarterstaff, but didn't care a lot about it.</p>
<p>The meeting didn't start well. The two factions of elves were polite to each other but the tension was clear. The wild elves, on their side, didn't seem to care for political dissension. They were just hungry.</p>
<p>The food was awesome. Dalindra had never eaten anything so delicious. The more she ate, the more she wanted. And the hungrier she felt. Soon she noticed that it wasn't just her. All the elves had started to eat like they hadn't eaten in weeks, forgetting all politeness. The leaders of the two factions demanded to be served first, and when Va'ardalia was served first, the other elf stole her plate from her hands. Dalindra called Reya for help, but she calmed her down saying that everything was under control. It was better to just act normal and try to realize what was happening.</p>
<p>Dalindra was worried, but she stopped eating (she had to roll a Will save so she was able to do it). As the banquet progressed, the elves were eating with bare hands, gorging meat (even though most were vegetarians) as there was no tomorrow. When the service entered from the kitchen with the desserts, the ravenous elves jumped on them, trying to eat not the desserts but the servants.</p>
<p>The wild elves, instead of that, jumped above the tables and turned on the non-elven attendants of the banquet. They seemed far more focused than their «civilized» counterparts. Reya attacked Tharic with her dagger, biting him as she tried to eat him alive. Dalindra remained hidden, casting spells to hinder the ravenous elves without killing them.</p>
<p>The people of the service ran away and locked themselves in the kitchen while the elves were trying to devour their fellow elves. Va'ardalia was able to overcome the feeding frenzy enough to avoid attacking her kind and remain fighting defensively. Fortunately most elves were unarmed, so they relied only in a poor bite attack, but with the wild elves acting as a barrier to avoid them getting help, they'd end killing themselves.</p>
<p>The difficult part of the fight was actually keeping the low level elves alive. They were victims, so the PCs didn't want to kill them. Dalindra didn't want to believe either that her friend Reya and the other wild elves were evil. Someting had to be controlling them.</p>
<p>In the middle of the mess, a regal figure appeared in the middle of the room, coming out from the tree that Reya had brought. A group of wild elves with their faces painted white to resemble skulls and a crow skull headdress appeared just before her.</p>
<p>She wasn't a wild elf, but a Silvanesti elf. Pale, green eyed, raven haired, she looked a lot like Va'ardalia, only a twisted version of her, dressed in royal garments with the colors of the God of Death. She was carrying the artifact that Dalindra had given to Reya.</p>
<p>The feeding stopped for a moment, as the elves glared at her in some sort of primal recognition.</p>
<p>Then she spoke in a soft cultured voice:
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«Chosen of the Endless Hunger, your Queen...»</p>
<p>Her speech was interrupted by Dalindra. She didn't know who this woman was, but she was not her queen.</p>
<p>«My people bows to no queen!» she cried. The «Queen» stared Dalindra in disbelief. How she dare to interrupt her speech? She sent some of her «Crows of the Endless Hunger» (the wild elves she had brought with her) to get Dalindra. Meanwhile, Tharic was defending himself against Reya.</p>
<p>The elves continued devouring each others while the PCs were too busy.</p>
<p>Some of the «Crows» went to get Va'ardalia, who defended herself the best she could. With the help of Tharic and the other PCs they avoided them reaching Va'ardalia. The Queen looked displeased.</p>
<p>«Get her... sister then.» she ordered. And they went for Lynessa Evelar, Va'ardalia's younger sister. Again, they avoided her being caught and defeated the Crows.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Dalindra shifted into a bear and grappled the self proclaimed Queen, who struggled to break the grapple. Dalindra dealt quite an ammount of damage to her, and for some reason she didn't defend herself, as she was focused on doing something else.</p>
<p>Three turns of madness followed, after which the Queen casted a Word of Recall and disappeared with the artifact. Her Crows of the Endless Hunger tried to get away too, but some of them were defeated before they could.</p>
<p>Now the PCs had still to deal with the ravenous elves and the wild elves, who seemed loyal to the Queen.</p>
<p>After knocking them down with non lethal damage, they tried to realize what had happened.
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After trying to heal the Crows to interrogate them and accidentally killing them (they reacted to healing as if they were undead) they handled the other prisoners with care. An NPC healer that another PC had recruited with Leadership casted Break Enchantment on some of the wild elves to try to get them rid of whatever corruption was affecting them. He had to roll a nat 20 to succeed. I made the player roll. He managed to free Reya against all odds. And Reya had enough information to fill some holes.</p>
<p>But I'll get into Sylvyana's story and into the next part on another post because this one is already too long.</p>
<p>Again I loved how my players did this event more difficult because they didn't want to harm any of the elves, even the corrupted ones. They saved both Va'ardalia and her sister and got all the elves safe. That was probably the biggest success they could score at this point of the story. And they managed to release Reya from the influence of the Queen, which was something that I didn't expect (as much as I like this character I though she'd end dead here). So they did great though it was hard to score a win here.</p>
Now reposting first encounter with Sylvyana, the Ghoul Queen:
Again, Tharic and Dalindra are the main characters involved into the story. The other PCs didn't play a major role.
The PCs arrived to a town where wild elves were gathering as refugees from the unnatural winter that had made their lands (Ergoth) inhospitable. There, they met one of their former allies, Reya, a wild elf barbarian who had become a good friend of Dalindra. She told her that she was trying to unite her people to...
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-15T17:53:56Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Kileanna's bucket of stories and random stuff.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ucmv?Kileannas-bucket-of-stories-and-random-stuff#3
2017-05-15T22:47:20Z
2017-05-15T17:50:37Z
<p><b>Reposting of Mohrlex story from another thread:</b></p>
<p>Mohrlex was a different black dragon, as he was a bit of a trickster and a bon vivant. He ruled over the Moors of Nordmaar, populated mostly by lizardfolk, gnomes and tribal humans.</p>
<p>When the PCs arrived at the Moors they were looking for a mythic fountain called The Fountain of Renewal, a legendary place of redemption and healing. They had an artifact that had been corrupted and needed to purify it.</p>
<p>There were 4 PCs but 2 of them were more implicated in this story:
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Dalindra, a NG druid and follower of Habakkuk, the Blue Phoenix, god of renewal and redemption. The Fountain of Renewal was one of his lost holy shrines.
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Tharic, a LG Knight of Solamnia and a Dragonrider, carrying the mythic Dragonlance of Huma. He was the perfect paladin even though he was a fighter.</p>
<p>They knew Mohrlex was the overlord in the Grand Moors, but they were a bit intrigued about him, as the gnomes who lived there seemed to actually like him.</p>
<p>«When we came here first we sent an emissary to ask him if we could stay. He ate him, but he did it by mistake. He thought we were offering him a sacrifice.»
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They also learned that a strange disease was plaguing the reptilian races of the place, making their scales calcified and affecting their brains making them berserk. As they learned from Mohrlex second in command, a draconian sorcerer called Barathrutus, the dragon had been inflicted with the disease too. Barathrutus offered them an audience with the dragon if they came to his lair in the middle of the Moors. Maybe they could strike a deal so the dragon helped them to locate the fountain.</p>
<p>They didn't trust the draconian or the dragon, but they aggreed to visit him and Barathrutus left.</p>
<p>They fought their way through the jungle to reach Mohrlexctlan, the dragon's lair. When they reached the place, its inhabitants were hostile and wanted to kill the PCs. Definitely, the dragon didn't seem to be willing to give them an audience.</p>
<p>Then they arrived to the center of Mohrlexctlan, a ruined amphitheater where some sort of theatrical performance was going on. There were humans and lizardfolk dressed in character and none of them attacked the PCs. The stage director, a human with a noble bearing, adressed them in a calm voice, asking if they came to slay the dragon. The PCs realized the man hid a paralyzed hand by holding a glass of wine and that his smile was permanently twisted by some sort of facial paralysis, so they guessed they were talking to the polymorphed Mohrlex.</p>
<p>It was a fun scene, because Mohrlex used shakespearian language, being overly theatrical all time. PCs were a bit confused about him, at one moment he seemed like he was toying with them and acted like the regular CE dragon, at the next he claimed to be trying to be a fair ruler for the good of all his people.
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When the PCs mentioned that Barathrutus had sent him there to negotiate with him, Mohrlex realized the treason of his servant, who had told him that a party of adventures were coming to slay him taking advantage of his disease. After a shakespearian speech, Mohrlex commanded his servants to bring Barathrutus to his presence.</p>
<p>When Barathrutus appeared Mohrlex accused him of treason. Barathrutus couldn't do anything but admit that he had plotted to get the party to attack him.</p>
<p>Mohrlex revealed his not so magnificent draconic form: his body covered by calcified patches of bone, almost unable to move but still powerful. He demanded to know the reason for his betrayal: he was fair with him, he had tried to be a good lord for everybody. Barathrutus realized that his master was going to kill him and spent his last resource: he threw an alchemical concoction to Mohrlex that quickly aggravated his disease rendering him almost immobile. That made the dragon realize how deep was the treason of his trusted Barathrutus:</p>
<p>Mohrlex had been pressed by another more powerful dragon who was a well known alchemist to bow to her. Barathrutus had conspired with her to get him to accept or get rid of him: she had given him the disease that plagued Mohrlex so he'd die if he didn't bow to her in exchange for the cure. If the Fountain of Renewal was found, Mohrlex could find an alternative way for getting rid of the disease. He had to get Mohrlex to kill the party. But the bored dragon had decided to talk to them before slaying them and discovered the plot.</p>
<p>The fight was interesting, as they had to keep Mohrlex from being hurt because they risked that the disease made him go berserk and kill everybody. He also had a dexterity of 3 because of the disease. So it all depended on the party. Barathrutus was a good spellcaster, but they managed to defeat him. The most amazing thing is that they convinced Mohrlex to exile Barathrutus instead of killing him.</p>
<p>After defeating the traitor, they inspected the place. Unknowingly, the dragon had made his lair on the ruins of the holy fountain, which wasn't operative because it was missing a lens that focused the light of the dawn on the small lake where Mohrlex lived. The PCs had the lens. But it wasn't dawn and the dragon was dying.</p>
<p>The PCs didn't know either if the Fountain will be able to cure him, but they decided to share with him his last hours. Mohrlex couldn't understand the betrayal, but after talking to the PCs he realized that he hadn't been a fair ruler: he had been volatile, capricious and didn't really care for his people but for his own pleasures. He wanted to change, but it was too late for him.</p>
<p>The PCs were touched and wanted to do something, but they could only wait. He pleaded to Tharic to end his life with Huma's dragonlance, as he wanted to have a glorious death. Tharic was willing to do so just to alleviate his pain but Dalindra had faith and convinced him to wait until dawn, so they were awake all night, speaking to Mohrlex and waiting.</p>
<p>At dawn nothing happened. The light didn't focus on the lens. Mohrlex had a dexterity score of 1 and couldn't move. He asked Tharic to end his life. He went to pick his lance and walked towards the dragon. Dalindra asked him to wait with a desperate cry. Finally the sun rose some more and its light focused on the lens. The water at the lake was shining and it looked like a regular swamp no more.
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With his last strength, Mohrlex changed again into human shape, as he couldn't reach the water on his own. They carried him and, taking draconic form he submerged into the lake and disappeared leaving behind just a coat of bone and damaged scales.</p>
<p>I enjoyed the desperation on the face of my players for a minute, letting them think the dragon was dead, before having him rise above the water in a blueish black new coat of scales, fully revitalized by the combined power of the fountain and the artifact that the party had come to purify.</p>
<p>I was so proud of my players. They had felt sympathy for a CE dragon and devoted them to save him, trusting that he really was willing to change. I never told them that one of the effects of the fountain was an Attonement spell. Neither I would have allowed it to work if the PCs hadn't shown Mohrlex a different way. His alignment changed to CG and it was all because of a couple of Good PCs trusted that even a creature of pure evil can be redeemed.</p>
<p>So now you know the story of one of my aliases and one of my favorite moments as a GM.</p>
Reposting of Mohrlex story from another thread:
Mohrlex was a different black dragon, as he was a bit of a trickster and a bon vivant. He ruled over the Moors of Nordmaar, populated mostly by lizardfolk, gnomes and tribal humans.
When the PCs arrived at the Moors they were looking for a mythic fountain called The Fountain of Renewal, a legendary place of redemption and healing. They had an artifact that had been corrupted and needed to purify it.
There were 4 PCs but 2 of them were more...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-15T17:50:37Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=40?Came-here-to-say-this#1979
2017-05-15T14:20:47Z
2017-05-15T14:20:47Z
<p>Where is my labcoat? I thought I had left it here.</p>
Where is my labcoat? I thought I had left it here.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-15T14:20:47Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=112?The-Next-Poster#5569
2017-05-15T06:51:04Z
2017-05-15T06:51:04Z
<p>I tried to use «Kiss me» as a motivational song in battle, but it didn't catch as a bardic performance. It gave the wrong message. Having a bunch of wretched hobgoblings actually trying to kiss me was too awkward!</p>
<p>The next poster has a good idea for an original bardic performance.</p>
I tried to use «Kiss me» as a motivational song in battle, but it didn't catch as a bardic performance. It gave the wrong message. Having a bunch of wretched hobgoblings actually trying to kiss me was too awkward!
The next poster has a good idea for an original bardic performance.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-15T06:51:04Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why do dragons have hoards?
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uc7c&page=3?Why-do-dragons-have-hoards#115
2017-05-15T14:59:46Z
2017-05-15T06:35:40Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ventnor wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Matthew Downie wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">lemeres wrote:</div><blockquote> maybe the big pile of gold simply serves as a traditional method to store liquid assets before they are put to use. </blockquote>Have you any idea how much more dangerous the average Dragon would be with its wealth invested in a Belt, Headband, Cloak and AC booster? If they're planning to spend it, they should get on with it. </blockquote>Have you any idea how stupid a dragon wearing a belt, headband, and cloak would look? I think you overlook their vanity. </blockquote><p>Word of Red Dragon. Believe him.
<p>I've known a White Dragon whose hoard was merely based on clothes. Specifically white clothes. I never knew if she used to wear them but she loved to spend a lot of time morphed into a human. She was a sadistic hag and her human shape allowed her more subtle manipulations. But I don't think she cared a lot for the properties of the gear she was wearing, just about of herself looking gorgeous on it. Speaking about vanity.</p>
<p>Her son collected potions. Lots of potions. And then he encased them on ice. So his hoard was based solely on frozen potions. He wasn't afraid of using them. He didn't even bothered to take them properly, he just crushed them with his teeth and swallowed them whole, with bottle and all. He was a weird guy.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>These two dragons appeared on DL's Price of Courage and I thought they had the most bizarre hoards ever. My players even refused looting the potions because they felt that they were not worth the effort of releasing them from the ice.</span></p>
Ventnor wrote:Matthew Downie wrote: lemeres wrote: maybe the big pile of gold simply serves as a traditional method to store liquid assets before they are put to use.
Have you any idea how much more dangerous the average Dragon would be with its wealth invested in a Belt, Headband, Cloak and AC booster? If they're planning to spend it, they should get on with it. Have you any idea how stupid a dragon wearing a belt, headband, and cloak would look? I think you overlook their vanity. Word of...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-15T06:35:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=101?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#5044
2017-05-14T13:19:43Z
2017-05-14T13:19:43Z
<p>Hey Look, A Gardener!</p>
Hey Look, A Gardener!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-14T13:19:43Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Grapple hogtie thoughts
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ucbe?Grapple-hogtie-thoughts#5
2017-05-14T07:06:02Z
2017-05-14T07:06:02Z
<p>I've read Grapple hottie... so disappointed this thread isn't related to Succubus in a grapple.</p>
I've read Grapple hottie... so disappointed this thread isn't related to Succubus in a grapple.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-14T07:06:02Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hidq&page=162?Oh-lookylook-Its-yet-another-musicbased-word#8077
2017-05-14T05:25:03Z
2017-05-14T05:25:03Z
<p><b><a href="https://g.co/kgs/lgNkzD" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Keelhauled</a></b>
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Alestorm</p>
Keelhauled
Alestorm
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-14T05:25:03Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Most frustratingly weak characters you've ever experienced.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uazv&page=7?Most-frustratingly-weak-characters-youve-ever#327
2017-05-13T20:12:30Z
2017-05-13T20:12:30Z
<p>We were talking about frustrating characters and ended talking about kenders... Just saying.</p>
We were talking about frustrating characters and ended talking about kenders... Just saying.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-13T20:12:30Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=112?The-Next-Poster#5563
2017-05-13T19:57:54Z
2017-05-13T19:57:54Z
<p>1st: Not having to waste time choosing clothes or dressing them.
<br />
2nd: Not having to hear Marianna complain about how opressive clothes are.
<br />
3rd: Showing cool tattoos.
<br />
4th: <a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3158?Deep-6-FaWtL#157858" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Making Kjeldorn faint happily</a>.</p>
<p>The next poster disaggrees with one of my statements.</p>
1st: Not having to waste time choosing clothes or dressing them.
2nd: Not having to hear Marianna complain about how opressive clothes are.
3rd: Showing cool tattoos.
4th: Making Kjeldorn faint happily.
The next poster disaggrees with one of my statements.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-13T19:57:54Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=112?The-Next-Poster#5561
2017-05-15T12:21:55Z
2017-05-13T19:33:51Z
<p>They call them clothes... They make me feel awkward... So... uncomfortable. I don't get why I cannot just use my magic to keep myself warm and quit using these... clothes.</p>
<p>The next poster is a convinced nudist too.</p>
They call them clothes... They make me feel awkward... So... uncomfortable. I don't get why I cannot just use my magic to keep myself warm and quit using these... clothes.
The next poster is a convinced nudist too.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-13T19:33:51Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why do dragons have hoards?
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uc7c&page=2?Why-do-dragons-have-hoards#94
2017-05-15T06:51:13Z
2017-05-13T17:10:26Z
<p>Hey, I can hack in normal society... Society needs pirates, right?</p>
Hey, I can hack in normal society... Society needs pirates, right?
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-13T17:10:26Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Air Your Grievances
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sz4v&page=33?Air-Your-Grievances#1604
2017-05-15T15:07:25Z
2017-05-13T16:58:32Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dalindra wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote> Please don't derail the thread, <s>Max.</s> <b> Kileanna </b> </blockquote>FIFY! </blockquote><p>My grievance:
</p>
My boyfriend thinks I am prone to derailing threads. I don't know why.</p>
Dalindra wrote:Sissyl wrote: Please don't derail the thread, Max. Kileanna
FIFY! My grievance:
My boyfriend thinks I am prone to derailing threads. I don't know why.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-13T16:58:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=112?The-Next-Poster#5559
2017-05-13T07:56:49Z
2017-05-13T07:56:49Z
<p>Not good! Not good at all! Someone had replaced her hat for a mimic and I didn't notice! IT TRIED TO EAT ME!!!</p>
<p>In the other hand I looked fabulous with it.</p>
<p>The next poster wore something unusual as a hat.</p>
Not good! Not good at all! Someone had replaced her hat for a mimic and I didn't notice! IT TRIED TO EAT ME!!!
In the other hand I looked fabulous with it.
The next poster wore something unusual as a hat.
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-13T07:56:49Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why do dragons have hoards?
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uc7c&page=2?Why-do-dragons-have-hoards#87
2017-05-15T06:46:49Z
2017-05-13T07:53:44Z
<p>I don't snooze. That's boring. And that's why I don't get well with many of my peers. They love snoozing on their gold too much. Those loners. I admit I might have taken a nap or two that lasted for a few years before but that's because I'm getting old. I'd rather remain active, though. My swamp doesn't govern itself and my people would be lost without me.</p>
<p>But what you said makes sense. You must be a experienced adventurer. In the end, everything is reduced to more gold, more gear, more power for what? Keep adventuring. For what? More gold, more gear, more power. It's a circle. I find it amusing.</p>
I don't snooze. That's boring. And that's why I don't get well with many of my peers. They love snoozing on their gold too much. Those loners. I admit I might have taken a nap or two that lasted for a few years before but that's because I'm getting old. I'd rather remain active, though. My swamp doesn't govern itself and my people would be lost without me.
But what you said makes sense. You must be a experienced adventurer. In the end, everything is reduced to more gold, more gear, more...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-13T07:53:44Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why do dragons have hoards?
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uc7c&page=2?Why-do-dragons-have-hoards#85
2017-05-15T06:43:36Z
2017-05-13T07:25:38Z
<p>You are so funny trying to understand our minds. Let me do the opposite and try to understand the mind of an adventurer: why do adventurers risk their lives for the loot?</p>
<p>Most of them are rich enough to retire bjt they keep coming to kill us and steal our treasure. Do they do it for greed? Do they do it for fame or power?</p>
<p>To me the answer is more simple: they do it for the thrill. They are adventurers and that's what they do. Looting, increasing their power, is just a mean to keep adventuring. They don't want to be rich, they don't want to save the world (at leat not from me, I am a kinda nice dragon), they just want to experiment the thrill of the adventure. Everything else is secondary.</p>
<p>Ahhh, the adventurer's mind. Such unknown. If I wasn't so old, and a dragon too, I might want to be an adventurer. And hunt a dragon. That old lonely reptiles need to have some fun from time to time.</p>
You are so funny trying to understand our minds. Let me do the opposite and try to understand the mind of an adventurer: why do adventurers risk their lives for the loot?
Most of them are rich enough to retire bjt they keep coming to kill us and steal our treasure. Do they do it for greed? Do they do it for fame or power?
To me the answer is more simple: they do it for the thrill. They are adventurers and that's what they do. Looting, increasing their power, is just a mean to keep...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-13T07:25:38Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Alignment Simplification
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ucdr?Alignment-Simplification#10
2017-05-12T20:12:19Z
2017-05-12T20:12:19Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hubaris wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Louise Bishop wrote:</div><blockquote><p> NOOOOOOOO not another alignment thread.</p>
<p><a href="https://media3.giphy.com/media/aLU0jzGwypUbu/200.gif#1-grid1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Only a matter of time Now </a> </blockquote>So I have a player playing a Paladin... </blockquote><p>Tell me more about him.
</p>
We could be friends.
<br />
Good friends.</p>
Hubaris wrote:Louise Bishop wrote:NOOOOOOOO not another alignment thread.
Only a matter of time Now
So I have a player playing a Paladin... Tell me more about him.
We could be friends.
Good friends.
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-12T20:12:19Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=112?The-Next-Poster#5557
2017-05-12T19:19:03Z
2017-05-12T18:40:48Z
<p>I used it to clone my twin friends and convince them that his brother was trying to kill them. It was hilarious! They ended all dead but it was worth it!</p>
<p>The next poster is a deadly prankster too.</p>
I used it to clone my twin friends and convince them that his brother was trying to kill them. It was hilarious! They ended all dead but it was worth it!
The next poster is a deadly prankster too.
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-12T18:40:48Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=112?The-Next-Poster#5554
2017-05-12T08:06:07Z
2017-05-12T08:06:07Z
<p>Not just victory. You can achieve whatever you want with the right spells. Power? Gold? Love? You could say that's the easy path but if it was every single peasant would be using magic. I've studied magic since I was a child and my magic is my privilege. I'm not afraid of taking advantage of it.</p>
<p>The next poster doesn't need magic to achieve his goals.</p>
Not just victory. You can achieve whatever you want with the right spells. Power? Gold? Love? You could say that's the easy path but if it was every single peasant would be using magic. I've studied magic since I was a child and my magic is my privilege. I'm not afraid of taking advantage of it.
The next poster doesn't need magic to achieve his goals.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-12T08:06:07Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=112?The-Next-Poster#5551
2017-05-11T23:51:46Z
2017-05-11T19:03:13Z
<p>I Live in Your Basement!
<br />
Calling All Creeps!
<br />
Welcome to Dead House
<br />
Don't Go to Sleep!</p>
<p>Pure poetry!</p>
<p>The next poster lives in my basement...</p>
I Live in Your Basement!
Calling All Creeps!
Welcome to Dead House
Don't Go to Sleep!
Pure poetry!
The next poster lives in my basement...
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-11T19:03:13Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=34?Order-66#1652
2017-05-11T13:52:28Z
2017-05-11T13:52:28Z
<p>•Throws shuriken-like CDs to GT, cutting him into pieces for changing the references from Queen to Sir Mix-a-lot•
<br />
•Forces him to listen reggaeton too, and that's the really painful part•</p>
*Throws shuriken-like CDs to GT, cutting him into pieces for changing the references from Queen to Sir Mix-a-lot*
*Forces him to listen reggaeton too, and that's the really painful part*
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-11T13:52:28Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why do dragons have hoards?
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uc7c&page=2?Why-do-dragons-have-hoards#52
2017-05-16T14:17:22Z
2017-05-11T12:39:51Z
<p>I don't have a hoard. These obnoxious adventurers just keep coming into my house with all their trinkets and stuff and keep bothering me until they die. I take their belongings as a compensation for making me waste my time. After walking into my home uninvited and trying to kill me, what am I supposed to do? Look for their families to give all their belongings to them? I am not a charity!</p>
I don't have a hoard. These obnoxious adventurers just keep coming into my house with all their trinkets and stuff and keep bothering me until they die. I take their belongings as a compensation for making me waste my time. After walking into my home uninvited and trying to kill me, what am I supposed to do? Look for their families to give all their belongings to them? I am not a charity!
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-11T12:39:51Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Help My Sorcerer Player
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ubui&page=3?Help-My-Sorcerer-Player#101
2017-05-11T08:40:38Z
2017-05-11T08:40:38Z
<p>Feel the power of derailing...</p>
Feel the power of derailing...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-11T08:40:38Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Eek the Bomber (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=7?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#320
2017-05-11T07:45:26Z
2017-05-11T07:45:26Z
<p>8/10 radioactivity gives you a healthy greenish look.</p>
8/10 radioactivity gives you a healthy greenish look.
Eek the Bomber (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-11T07:45:26Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=101?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#5038
2023-04-26T20:33:36Z
2017-05-11T07:40:51Z
<p>Ravenous Kermit</p>
Ravenous Kermit
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-11T07:40:51Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=33?Order-66#1649
2017-05-11T07:31:29Z
2017-05-11T07:31:29Z
<p>Gunpowder, gelatine
<br />
Dynamite with a laser beam
<br />
Guaranteed to blow your mind
<br />
Anytime</p>
Gunpowder, gelatine
Dynamite with a laser beam
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-11T07:31:29Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=33?Order-66#1646
2017-05-10T16:54:26Z
2017-05-10T16:54:26Z
<p>Mama... Just killed a Pulg. Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead.</p>
Mama... Just killed a Pulg. Put a gun against his head, pulled the trigger, now he's dead.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-10T16:54:26Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=3?Skull-and-Blood#113
2017-05-10T13:29:58Z
2017-05-10T13:29:58Z
<p>We also a have a huge lizard on board! He's our carpenter/engineer and we call him Scaly. He claims to be a kapak draconian but he is just a huge lizard.</p>
We also a have a huge lizard on board! He's our carpenter/engineer and we call him Scaly. He claims to be a kapak draconian but he is just a huge lizard.
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-10T13:29:58Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=111?The-Next-Poster#5542
2017-05-10T08:25:52Z
2017-05-10T08:25:52Z
<p>And that thing is called shark soup.</p>
<p>The next poster has a thing for another sea creature.</p>
And that thing is called shark soup.
The next poster has a thing for another sea creature.
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-10T08:25:52Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=101?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#5033
2017-05-10T12:00:19Z
2017-05-10T08:18:33Z
<p>Mr. Lightbulb Head</p>
Mr. Lightbulb Head
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-10T08:18:33Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=7?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#316
2017-05-10T06:30:32Z
2017-05-10T06:30:32Z
<p>•Bored of seeing her antennae-like ears and her glowing eyes everyday. Overrated witch•</p>
<p>1/10</p>
*Bored of seeing her antennae-like ears and her glowing eyes everyday. Overrated witch*
1/10
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-10T06:30:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=33?Order-66#1640
2017-05-10T13:29:49Z
2017-05-10T06:20:56Z
<p>•Frenzies around for a time, undamaged•
<br />
•Checks his own statblock to realize that he doesn't have immunity to acid damage•
<br />
•As he dies, the fourth wall crumbles and falls on everyone on this thread, crushing them to death•</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I kilked my own character, I think I have just made the next poster's job</span></p>
*Frenzies around for a time, undamaged*
*Checks his own statblock to realize that he doesn't have immunity to acid damage*
*As he dies, the fourth wall crumbles and falls on everyone on this thread, crushing them to death*
I kilked my own character, I think I have just made the next poster's job
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-10T06:20:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=33?Order-66#1638
2017-05-10T06:09:20Z
2017-05-10T06:07:44Z
<p>Family dead! Noooooooo! Evil changeling eat family!</p>
<p>•Goes berserk and kills everyone on sight, both Kileanna and Sissyl, impaling them on a pitchfork. The acid device seems to have failed, though•</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>How did Cookie manage to pronounce Cangeling correctly if he barely speaks Common remains a mystery. I don't even know why he knows what a changeling is.</span></p>
Family dead! Noooooooo! Evil changeling eat family!
*Goes berserk and kills everyone on sight, both Kileanna and Sissyl, impaling them on a pitchfork. The acid device seems to have failed, though*
How did Cookie manage to pronounce Cangeling correctly if he barely speaks Common remains a mystery. I don't even know why he knows what a changeling is.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-10T06:07:44Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Minion Misunderstanding
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uaz6&page=3?Minion-Misunderstanding#107
2017-05-09T12:59:00Z
2017-05-09T12:58:32Z
<p>Yes sir! We have abandoned it in the woods and made sure it doesn't find its way back home!</p>
<p>Minions, Awaken the Mustakrakish!</p>
Yes sir! We have abandoned it in the woods and made sure it doesn't find its way back home!
Minions, Awaken the Mustakrakish!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-09T12:58:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=462?Last-one-to-post-wins#23076
2017-05-09T11:16:28Z
2017-05-09T11:16:28Z
<p>My username says otherwise!</p>
My username says otherwise!
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-09T11:16:28Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=462?Last-one-to-post-wins#23075
2017-05-09T11:16:01Z
2017-05-09T11:16:01Z
<p>She's not a fashion designer, just a weirdo with funny hats.</p>
She's not a fashion designer, just a weirdo with funny hats.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-09T11:16:01Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=462?Last-one-to-post-wins#23073
2017-05-09T08:03:46Z
2017-05-09T08:03:46Z
<p>Tell them: «It's a decorative food piece! You know nothing about fashion!»</p>
Tell them: «It's a decorative food piece! You know nothing about fashion!»
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-09T08:03:46Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=34?Came-here-to-say-this#1652
2017-05-08T20:17:08Z
2017-05-08T20:17:08Z
<p>Nope, but some of my aliases are.</p>
Nope, but some of my aliases are.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-08T20:17:08Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=101?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#5012
2023-04-26T20:31:29Z
2017-05-07T18:24:45Z
<p>Sexy Smile</p>
Sexy Smile
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-07T18:24:45Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=101?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#5006
2017-05-06T13:42:58Z
2017-05-06T13:42:58Z
<p>Speaker of the Green Fields</p>
Speaker of the Green Fields
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-06T13:42:58Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=4?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#169
2017-05-06T13:30:10Z
2017-05-06T13:30:10Z
<p>Stir-fried elven hearts are delicious, Sir Kjeldorn. You should try.</p>
<p>The secret of survival is always having others going to war for you. And winning. Specially winning.</p>
<p>Moral Standard: Revenge is a dish better served <s>stir-fried</s> cold.</p>
Stir-fried elven hearts are delicious, Sir Kjeldorn. You should try.
The secret of survival is always having others going to war for you. And winning. Specially winning.
Moral Standard: Revenge is a dish better served stir-fried cold.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-06T13:30:10Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=100?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#5000
2017-05-06T11:07:19Z
2017-05-06T11:07:19Z
<p>Bear Man</p>
Bear Man
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-06T11:07:19Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=3?Skull-and-Blood#107
2017-05-06T09:35:23Z
2017-05-06T09:33:58Z
<p>Nahhh! I was too far from the port at that time. Those pieces of crap didn't deserve such an effort. I should have tossed them into the sewers where they belonged.</p>
Nahhh! I was too far from the port at that time. Those pieces of crap didn't deserve such an effort. I should have tossed them into the sewers where they belonged.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-06T09:33:58Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=3?Skull-and-Blood#105
2017-05-16T20:15:06Z
2017-05-06T09:28:04Z
<p>Stop saying I lack subtlety! I left those filthy thugs in the alley and with their clothes on!
<br />
You don't want to know what I would have done with them if I didn't want to be subtle!</p>
Stop saying I lack subtlety! I left those filthy thugs in the alley and with their clothes on!
You don't want to know what I would have done with them if I didn't want to be subtle!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-06T09:28:04Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Most frustratingly weak characters you've ever experienced.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uazv&page=5?Most-frustratingly-weak-characters-youve-ever#222
2017-05-24T12:07:09Z
2017-05-06T09:07:44Z
<p>I regret nothing.</p>
I regret nothing.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-06T09:07:44Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Most frustratingly weak characters you've ever experienced.
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uazv&page=5?Most-frustratingly-weak-characters-youve-ever#217
2017-05-06T14:47:43Z
2017-05-06T08:25:41Z
<p>You are as much a Paladin Trap as I am, Alric. You are beyond my reach.</p>
You are as much a Paladin Trap as I am, Alric. You are beyond my reach.
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-06T08:25:41Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Most frustratingly weak characters you've ever experienced.
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uazv&page=5?Most-frustratingly-weak-characters-youve-ever#215
2017-05-13T20:52:13Z
2017-05-06T08:21:40Z
<p>I'm not evil, just misunderstood.</p>
<p>Now, Paladins come to me...</p>
I'm not evil, just misunderstood.
Now, Paladins come to me...
Paladin Trap (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-06T08:21:40Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Most frustratingly weak characters you've ever experienced.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uazv&page=5?Most-frustratingly-weak-characters-youve-ever#211
2017-05-06T07:59:42Z
2017-05-06T07:57:07Z
<p>Or grindylow. Grindylow free trip!</p>
Or grindylow. Grindylow free trip!
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-06T07:57:07Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=33?Order-66#1614
2017-05-05T19:59:40Z
2017-05-05T19:59:40Z
<p>•Feeds the Kraken from «the last one to post wins» with Uncle Teddy•</p>
<p>Ugly squid eat you.</p>
*Feeds the Kraken from «the last one to post wins» with Uncle Teddy*
Ugly squid eat you.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-05T19:59:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=111?The-Next-Poster#5532
2017-05-05T19:55:45Z
2017-05-05T19:55:45Z
<p>It obstructs my elemental conducts.</p>
<p>The next poster feeds only on one specific food.</p>
It obstructs my elemental conducts.
The next poster feeds only on one specific food.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-05T19:55:45Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=111?The-Next-Poster#5526
2017-05-04T19:40:39Z
2017-05-04T19:40:39Z
<p>I got to RP the gator. It was fun.</p>
<p>The next poster has also experience in life threatening RPGs.</p>
I got to RP the gator. It was fun.
The next poster has also experience in life threatening RPGs.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-04T19:40:39Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=100?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4980
2017-05-04T06:54:57Z
2017-05-04T06:54:57Z
<p>Cutest Blackguard Ever</p>
Cutest Blackguard Ever
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-04T06:54:57Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=461?Last-one-to-post-wins#23017
2017-05-03T20:43:33Z
2017-05-03T15:14:26Z
<p>•Gnarls to the Kraken•
<br />
Big squid have to go!
<br />
Evil! Evil!
<br />
•Throws casseroles and pans at him•</p>
*Gnarls to the Kraken*
Big squid have to go!
Evil! Evil!
*Throws casseroles and pans at him*
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-03T15:14:26Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who has the most aliases/how many do you have
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2st9q&page=4?Who-has-the-most-aliaseshow-many-do-you-have#180
2017-05-02T13:36:35Z
2017-05-02T13:36:35Z
<p>I think I have 38 at this time. Most are PCs and NPCs that I liked from stories, but there are also some of them who are just silly forum jokes.
<br />
This one is an anagram of my real name and I find it really funny.
<br />
My main account is a character from one of the last games I was in and it was incidental that she ended being my main name as I never planned to become an active poster. I don't care a lot as it was a character that meant a lot for me.
<br />
I had to quit role-playing for a time and I was very depressed too. She was the first character I played after that and it served me as a therapy to cheer up and also was the first character after such bad times that made me really enjoy roleplaying and character immersion again. So she became one of my most iconic characters ever.</p>
I think I have 38 at this time. Most are PCs and NPCs that I liked from stories, but there are also some of them who are just silly forum jokes.
This one is an anagram of my real name and I find it really funny.
My main account is a character from one of the last games I was in and it was incidental that she ended being my main name as I never planned to become an active poster. I don't care a lot as it was a character that meant a lot for me.
I had to quit role-playing for a time and I was...
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-02T13:36:35Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3141?Deep-6-FaWtL#157013
2017-05-02T13:41:29Z
2017-05-02T08:38:51Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Dark Seer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> So... unbelievably... tempted...
</p>
...<a href="http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ublf?New-player-questions" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">to utterly derail this thread</a>.</p>
<p>But, no; I'll be good.</p>
<p>I'll just tempt Captain Yesterday with it.</p>
<p>That's not evil, is it?</blockquote><p>In fact, it is...
<p>... but we shall let it slide this time, in light of your other hypothetical good deeds, such as wearing Hawaiian shirts at a goth Disney festival.</p>
<p>Eh. We do not wear mortal clothing, anyway, and are clothed in naught but the darkness of shadows and the chains of our sins - both ours and others. </blockquote><p>Derail it. You know you want to.
The Dark Seer wrote:NobodysHome wrote:So... unbelievably... tempted...
...to utterly derail this thread.But, no; I'll be good.
I'll just tempt Captain Yesterday with it.
That's not evil, is it?
In fact, it is... ... but we shall let it slide this time, in light of your other hypothetical good deeds, such as wearing Hawaiian shirts at a goth Disney festival.
Eh. We do not wear mortal clothing, anyway, and are clothed in naught but the darkness of shadows and the chains of our sins - both...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-02T08:38:51Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=461?Last-one-to-post-wins#23002
2017-05-02T05:43:48Z
2017-05-02T05:43:48Z
<p>Bear Man be durable too</p>
Bear Man be durable too
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-02T05:43:48Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=460?Last-one-to-post-wins#23000
2017-05-02T05:41:13Z
2017-05-02T05:40:31Z
<p>Cookie be terrrrifyinyng Grindylow!</p>
<p><i>•Snarl•</i></p>
<p>Cookie italic too!</p>
Cookie be terrrrifyinyng Grindylow!
*Snarl*
Cookie italic too!
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-02T05:40:31Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=460?Last-one-to-post-wins#22998
2017-05-02T05:33:57Z
2017-05-02T05:33:57Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> He thinks we don't know that his bottom half is an octopus^ </blockquote><p>Octopus great, look like grindylow cause octopus great!
Vidmaster7 wrote:He thinks we don't know that his bottom half is an octopus^
Octopus great, look like grindylow cause octopus great!
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-02T05:33:57Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=460?Last-one-to-post-wins#22994
2017-05-02T05:26:10Z
2017-05-02T05:26:10Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan wrote:</div><blockquote> Oh and Cookmate Cookie, I appreciate your help so yes please do help out. But, no you can't cook the fish. You may feed them of course, just remember, not all aquatic creatures like the same food as you. </blockquote><p>Feed octopus, not cook! Octopus great! Cook squid, feed octopus!
The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan wrote:Oh and Cookmate Cookie, I appreciate your help so yes please do help out. But, no you can't cook the fish. You may feed them of course, just remember, not all aquatic creatures like the same food as you.
Feed octopus, not cook! Octopus great! Cook squid, feed octopus!
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-02T05:26:10Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=460?Last-one-to-post-wins#22978
2017-05-01T19:55:20Z
2017-05-01T19:55:20Z
<p>I work in me...gan...grrrrlll... there.
<br />
Cook fish?</p>
I work in me...gan...grrrrlll... there.
Cook fish?
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-01T19:55:20Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=111?The-Next-Poster#5511
2017-05-01T13:36:07Z
2017-05-01T13:36:07Z
<p>Each time the windows need cleaning I move to a place with clean windows. Not because cleaning them is boooooring (it is) but because it's a clear sign that I've already been around too much.</p>
<p>The next poster also travels a lot.</p>
Each time the windows need cleaning I move to a place with clean windows. Not because cleaning them is boooooring (it is) but because it's a clear sign that I've already been around too much.
The next poster also travels a lot.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-05-01T13:36:07Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#22949
2017-04-30T02:16:05Z
2017-04-30T02:16:05Z
<p>•Assassinates•</p>
*Assassinates*
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-30T02:16:05Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Minion Misunderstanding
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uaz6&page=2?Minion-Misunderstanding#61
2017-04-29T20:40:58Z
2017-04-29T20:40:58Z
<p>We're out of rum, but we have beer, captain!</p>
<p>Minions, straight ahead!</p>
We're out of rum, but we have beer, captain!
Minions, straight ahead!
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T20:40:58Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#22945
2017-04-29T20:34:56Z
2017-04-29T20:34:56Z
<p>•Lobotomizes•</p>
*Lobotomizes*
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T20:34:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#22943
2017-04-29T20:30:28Z
2017-04-29T20:30:28Z
<p>•Pots•</p>
*Pots*
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T20:30:28Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#22941
2017-04-29T20:29:34Z
2017-04-29T20:29:34Z
<p>•Pets•</p>
*Pets*
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T20:29:34Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#22939
2017-04-29T20:26:03Z
2017-04-29T20:26:03Z
<p>•Slimes•</p>
*Slimes*
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T20:26:03Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=18?You-should-not-rule-this-city#881
2017-04-29T20:17:33Z
2017-04-29T20:16:41Z
<p>Alric shouldn't rule this city. He should rule the World... with me.</p>
Alric shouldn't rule this city. He should rule the World... with me.
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T20:16:41Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Minion Misunderstanding
Eek the Bomber (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uaz6&page=2?Minion-Misunderstanding#59
2017-04-29T20:14:37Z
2017-04-29T20:14:37Z
<p>Yes, sir, throwing dispersion grenades to them in 3, 2, 1...</p>
<p>Minions, more grenades!</p>
Yes, sir, throwing dispersion grenades to them in 3, 2, 1...
Minions, more grenades!
Eek the Bomber (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T20:14:37Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#22936
2017-04-29T20:11:53Z
2017-04-29T20:11:53Z
<p>•Scowls•</p>
*Scowls*
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T20:11:53Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=18?You-should-not-rule-this-city#879
2017-04-29T20:09:04Z
2017-04-29T20:09:04Z
<p>Kiani shouldn't rule this city, definitely. She'd bring all her pirate friends and turn the city hall to a permanent pirate party with rum, and songs and pirate whores...
<br />
Why are you looking at me like that? Why do you seem to like the idea?
<br />
You are all sick!</p>
Kiani shouldn't rule this city, definitely. She'd bring all her pirate friends and turn the city hall to a permanent pirate party with rum, and songs and pirate whores...
Why are you looking at me like that? Why do you seem to like the idea?
You are all sick!
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T20:09:04Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#22933
2017-04-29T20:00:36Z
2017-04-29T20:00:36Z
<p>•Fries•</p>
*Fries*
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T20:00:36Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#22924
2017-04-29T19:52:29Z
2017-04-29T13:28:09Z
<p>•Does nothing•</p>
*Does nothing*
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T13:28:09Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Eek the Bomber (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=111?The-Next-Poster#5504
2017-04-29T09:38:08Z
2017-04-29T09:38:08Z
<p>Burn everything down: jungle, animals, everything. People will be afraid and start caring for nature.</p>
<p>The next poster followed my advice.</p>
Burn everything down: jungle, animals, everything. People will be afraid and start caring for nature.
The next poster followed my advice.
Eek the Bomber (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T09:38:08Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49?Derail-this-thread#39
2017-04-29T09:33:39Z
2017-04-29T09:33:39Z
<p>I made cheesecake the other day. It was so good that I'm planning to do it again soon.</p>
<p>I was lucky because the cheese and the jam were a gift, so I almost did it for free!</p>
<p>Who doesn't like getting free stuff?</p>
I made cheesecake the other day. It was so good that I'm planning to do it again soon.
I was lucky because the cheese and the jam were a gift, so I almost did it for free!
Who doesn't like getting free stuff?
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T09:33:39Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=18?You-should-not-rule-this-city#874
2017-05-01T15:17:26Z
2017-04-29T09:30:40Z
<p>Double post should not rule this city because he doesn't conceal that he is a doppleganger. He lacks subtlety.</p>
Double post should not rule this city because he doesn't conceal that he is a doppleganger. He lacks subtlety.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-29T09:30:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49?Derail-this-thread#33
2017-04-28T16:03:43Z
2017-04-28T16:01:57Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">GoatToucher wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:</div><blockquote> Given that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father, and that he also built C-3PO, does that make C-3PO...Luke's <i>brother???</i> </blockquote>That certainly adds a new dimension to the slashfic I have been writing. </blockquote><p>You derailed the derailing!!!
</p>
That's a new level of thread derailing...</p>
GoatToucher wrote:I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote: Given that Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's father, and that he also built C-3PO, does that make C-3PO...Luke's brother???
That certainly adds a new dimension to the slashfic I have been writing. You derailed the derailing!!!
That's a new level of thread derailing...
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-28T16:01:57Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: False factoids
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=124?False-factoids#6171
2017-04-28T13:09:09Z
2017-04-28T13:08:43Z
<p>Despite his avatar and his username, Libra Loco is much more balanced than his name suggests.</p>
Despite his avatar and his username, Libra Loco is much more balanced than his name suggests.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-28T13:08:43Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=18?You-should-not-rule-this-city#865
2017-04-28T12:59:01Z
2017-04-28T12:59:01Z
<p>Pulg should not rule this city because he thinks I am WoW's Sylvanas and that I'll bring Varimathras here ;-D</p>
Pulg should not rule this city because he thinks I am WoW's Sylvanas and that I'll bring Varimathras here ;-D
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-28T12:59:01Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#22913
2017-04-28T15:09:22Z
2017-04-28T12:54:17Z
<p>•••••
<br />
Wow, look, stars!</p>
*****
Wow, look, stars!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-28T12:54:17Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=100?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4952
2017-04-28T12:33:01Z
2017-04-28T12:33:01Z
<p>Lobster!</p>
Lobster!
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-28T12:33:01Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=18?You-should-not-rule-this-city#863
2017-04-28T12:29:15Z
2017-04-28T12:25:39Z
<p>Sissyl should not rule this city because shs doesn't even have a nobility title. I liked her better when she was Lady Sissyl.</p>
Sissyl should not rule this city because shs doesn't even have a nobility title. I liked her better when she was Lady Sissyl.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-28T12:25:39Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=23?Came-here-to-say-this#1121
2017-04-28T05:39:24Z
2017-04-28T05:39:24Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sissyl wrote:</div><blockquote><p> .this thread is off topic...</p>
<p>•grumbles• </blockquote><p>What's wrong with it?
</p>
We just «expanded» the topic a bit xD</p>
Sissyl wrote:.this thread is off topic...
*grumbles*
What's wrong with it?
We just «expanded» the topic a bit xD
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-28T05:39:24Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49?Derail-this-thread#31
2017-04-28T05:16:03Z
2017-04-28T05:16:03Z
<p>I cannot get a pair of socks to last more than a few weeks, I'd need a Mending spell to fix them.
<br />
People tend to get crazy about high level spells, but I really like cantrips.
<br />
Prestidigitation and detect magic are some of the best spells ever.</p>
I cannot get a pair of socks to last more than a few weeks, I'd need a Mending spell to fix them.
People tend to get crazy about high level spells, but I really like cantrips.
Prestidigitation and detect magic are some of the best spells ever.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-28T05:16:03Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#22904
2017-04-27T16:52:36Z
2017-04-27T16:52:12Z
<p>•Stabs•</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Took me some seconds to understand that one even if it's very simple. I'm out of shape.</span></p>
*Stabs*
Took me some seconds to understand that one even if it's very simple. I'm out of shape.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-27T16:52:12Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=459?Last-one-to-post-wins#22901
2017-04-27T16:27:50Z
2017-04-27T16:27:50Z
<p>•Chops•</p>
*Chops*
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-27T16:27:50Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49?Derail-this-thread#25
2017-04-27T07:56:49Z
2017-04-27T07:56:49Z
<p>I like fire.
<br />
And ice.
<br />
And electricity.
<br />
And acid.
<br />
It keeps living forms from living.
<br />
All living forms should stop living.</p>
I like fire.
And ice.
And electricity.
And acid.
It keeps living forms from living.
All living forms should stop living.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-27T07:56:49Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49?Derail-this-thread#23
2017-04-27T05:18:57Z
2017-04-27T05:18:57Z
<p>I have a younger brother. He's about 18 years younger than me, imagine.</p>
<p>But I don't care a lot about age differences. I have many friends who are much younger or older than me, in fact.</p>
<p>I usually find older men attractive. And bearded men. I like beards.</p>
I have a younger brother. He's about 18 years younger than me, imagine.
But I don't care a lot about age differences. I have many friends who are much younger or older than me, in fact.
I usually find older men attractive. And bearded men. I like beards.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-27T05:18:57Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Ignore this
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uant&page=2?Ignore-this#95
2017-04-26T09:32:41Z
2017-04-26T09:31:31Z
<p>I've been ignoring this thread for too long! Back to rebelling against its title!</p>
I've been ignoring this thread for too long! Back to rebelling against its title!
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-26T09:31:31Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the Wish
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=77?Corrupt-the-Wish#3803
2017-04-25T13:30:56Z
2017-04-25T13:30:56Z
<p>Your fish is granted. You're in the middle of the Amazon River surrounded by piranhas.</p>
<p>I wish that everybody stops wishing for stupid things.</p>
Your fish is granted. You're in the middle of the Amazon River surrounded by piranhas.
I wish that everybody stops wishing for stupid things.
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-25T13:30:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=17?You-should-not-rule-this-city#846
2017-04-25T13:28:10Z
2017-04-25T13:28:10Z
<p>Friend Computer shouldn't rule this city because it's full of Commie Mutant Scum (and proud of it!).</p>
Friend Computer shouldn't rule this city because it's full of Commie Mutant Scum (and proud of it!).
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-25T13:28:10Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#89
2017-04-25T12:57:49Z
2017-04-25T09:52:53Z
<p>SHUT. UP. MOM.</p>
SHUT. UP. MOM.
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-25T09:52:53Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#88
2017-04-25T09:52:12Z
2017-04-25T09:52:12Z
<p>Admit it. You liked us.</p>
Admit it. You liked us.
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-25T09:52:12Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#87
2017-04-25T09:51:30Z
2017-04-25T09:51:30Z
<p>Shut up, Mom.</p>
<p>•Casts Hydraulic push to throw him overboard•</p>
<p>I don't even know what made me stay. I should have took my Thresher and sailed away. But they were different from everyone I had known before. I guess I was curious.</p>
Shut up, Mom.
*Casts Hydraulic push to throw him overboard*
I don't even know what made me stay. I should have took my Thresher and sailed away. But they were different from everyone I had known before. I guess I was curious.
Isabella Locke (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-25T09:51:30Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#86
2017-04-25T09:47:32Z
2017-04-25T09:47:32Z
<p>Here we go again...</p>
<p>I wasn't too happy with Isabella joining us. I didn't trust her. Kiani and Fox wanted to give her a chance. Sandara felt sympathy for her. I though she was dangerous, violent and amoral and didn't think she'd get along well.</p>
<p>I would rather let her go and forget about her.</p>
<p>In the end we became sort of good friends.</p>
Here we go again...
I wasn't too happy with Isabella joining us. I didn't trust her. Kiani and Fox wanted to give her a chance. Sandara felt sympathy for her. I though she was dangerous, violent and amoral and didn't think she'd get along well.
I would rather let her go and forget about her.
In the end we became sort of good friends.
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-25T09:47:32Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#85
2017-04-25T09:37:48Z
2017-04-25T09:37:25Z
<p>Oh, yes! Fox does it again! Krell-whatever was just overwhelmed by my superior skill! He never knew what was hitting him, it was WHAM! and he was dead!
<br />
It was a glorious fight!</p>
Oh, yes! Fox does it again! Krell-whatever was just overwhelmed by my superior skill! He never knew what was hitting him, it was WHAM! and he was dead!
It was a glorious fight!
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-25T09:37:25Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Minion Misunderstanding
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uaz6?Minion-Misunderstanding#25
2017-04-25T06:07:02Z
2017-04-25T06:07:02Z
<p>We brought you a glass of wine and an editor to correct your typos, sir.</p>
<p>Minions, defend my lair against intruders.</p>
We brought you a glass of wine and an editor to correct your typos, sir.
Minions, defend my lair against intruders.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-25T06:07:02Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Minion Misunderstanding
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uaz6?Minion-Misunderstanding#23
2017-04-25T05:54:00Z
2017-04-25T05:54:00Z
<p>The two lips? Yes, sir, we're going through that giant monster's mouth!</p>
<p>Minions, spread love all over the world!</p>
The two lips? Yes, sir, we're going through that giant monster's mouth!
Minions, spread love all over the world!
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-25T05:54:00Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49?Derail-this-thread#16
2017-04-25T05:49:49Z
2017-04-25T05:49:49Z
<p>You fell asleep, I woke up.</p>
<p>Good morning, everyone!</p>
<p>We have some good candidates here to inherit my title! Let's see who wins now!</p>
<p>Uhm... speaking of winning. I've not being a very active poster on «Last one to post wins» but I like the menagerie The Big Bad Wolf has there.</p>
<p>Have you ever been to a zoo?</p>
You fell asleep, I woke up.
Good morning, everyone!
We have some good candidates here to inherit my title! Let's see who wins now!
Uhm... speaking of winning. I've not being a very active poster on «Last one to post wins» but I like the menagerie The Big Bad Wolf has there.
Have you ever been to a zoo?
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-25T05:49:49Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49?Derail-this-thread#13
2017-04-24T20:56:53Z
2017-04-24T20:56:53Z
<p>Oh, I know the feel. I am sometimes afraid of the same thing with my car.</p>
<p>I'm mostly a safe driver, but when I'm tired I cannot focus.</p>
<p>Uhm... I'm probably always tired, then.</p>
<p>I'm going to sleep. Good night, messageboards!</p>
Oh, I know the feel. I am sometimes afraid of the same thing with my car.
I'm mostly a safe driver, but when I'm tired I cannot focus.
Uhm... I'm probably always tired, then.
I'm going to sleep. Good night, messageboards!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-24T20:56:53Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49?Derail-this-thread#10
2017-04-24T19:44:04Z
2017-04-24T19:40:21Z
<p>Of course I am good at this. I am a cosmic spirit of enthropy created with the sole purpose of thread derailing.</p>
<p>Squirrels were never my thing. And with that I mean that I have never owned a squirrel. I had some budgies and they laid eggs. Then I had baby budgies. They were completely bald.</p>
<p>I wouldn't like to be bald.</p>
<p>Edit: 4 different topics on the same post! Definitely I don't know what focusing means. (And this would be the 5th topic)</p>
Of course I am good at this. I am a cosmic spirit of enthropy created with the sole purpose of thread derailing.
Squirrels were never my thing. And with that I mean that I have never owned a squirrel. I had some budgies and they laid eggs. Then I had baby budgies. They were completely bald.
I wouldn't like to be bald.
Edit: 4 different topics on the same post! Definitely I don't know what focusing means. (And this would be the 5th topic)
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-24T19:40:21Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49?Derail-this-thread#8
2017-04-24T18:58:06Z
2017-04-24T18:57:41Z
<p>You know, I never liked Elvis as much as some people do.</p>
<p>It's funny how Elvis and Elvish are almost the same word, don't you think?</p>
<p>I've actually played a lot of elvish characters, even though I never thought ot them as a favorite race or anything similar.</p>
<p>What is your favorite race?</p>
You know, I never liked Elvis as much as some people do.
It's funny how Elvis and Elvish are almost the same word, don't you think?
I've actually played a lot of elvish characters, even though I never thought ot them as a favorite race or anything similar.
What is your favorite race?
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-24T18:57:41Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#80
2017-04-24T08:32:10Z
2017-04-24T08:31:50Z
<p>I hate undead and they are doing nothing to make me change my mind. My mouth tasted like rotting flesh for a couple of days.</p>
<p>And Kiani keeps telling her version of the story to anybody who wants to listen! She told it to my mother, go and figure out.</p>
I hate undead and they are doing nothing to make me change my mind. My mouth tasted like rotting flesh for a couple of days.
And Kiani keeps telling her version of the story to anybody who wants to listen! She told it to my mother, go and figure out.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-24T08:31:50Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#79
2017-04-24T08:28:22Z
2017-04-24T08:28:22Z
<p>Hey, Fox... What about the hanged man in Bonewrack Isle?
<br />
You looked kinda passionate there!</p>
Hey, Fox... What about the hanged man in Bonewrack Isle?
You looked kinda passionate there!
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-24T08:28:22Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#78
2017-04-24T08:26:20Z
2017-04-24T08:26:01Z
<p>Kiani, that's gross!</p>
<p>And Sandara is the real undead lover! Remember Whalebone Pilk!</p>
Kiani, that's gross!
And Sandara is the real undead lover! Remember Whalebone Pilk!
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-24T08:26:01Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49?Derail-this-thread#4
2017-04-24T07:12:31Z
2017-04-24T07:12:31Z
<p>Chooo choo chooooo!
<br />
Chocolate!
<br />
Does someone else like chocolate?</p>
Chooo choo chooooo!
Chocolate!
Does someone else like chocolate?
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-24T07:12:31Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49?Derail-this-thread#2
2017-04-24T18:10:31Z
2017-04-24T05:18:00Z
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'm being summoned...</span>
<br />
Your starting post should deal with some important real life issue, because we already have too many posts about RPGs but not enough real life posts.
<br />
Said that, I really enjoy telling RPG stories, you know.
<br />
I could tell you about it, but tell me first about something cool that happened in your last gaming session.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>The first post had to be MINE!!!</span></p>
I'm being summoned...
Your starting post should deal with some important real life issue, because we already have too many posts about RPGs but not enough real life posts.
Said that, I really enjoy telling RPG stories, you know.
I could tell you about it, but tell me first about something cool that happened in your last gaming session.
The first post had to be MINE!!!
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-24T05:18:00Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Best one-liner that made the whole table laugh?
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mahp&page=28?Best-oneliner-that-made-the-whole-table-laugh#1360
2018-10-23T20:45:16Z
2017-04-23T19:00:52Z
<p>Today, at WotW.</p>
<p>Alric (Tyrant Antipaladin) to Artephius (psycho Alchemical Golem): Don't kill him.
<br />
Artephius: Yes, Sir.</p>
<p>•Makes a full attack on the wounded enemy•</p>
<p>Artephius: You are commanded not to die.</p>
<p>•Enemy falls at negative hit points•</p>
<p>Artephius: He might have disobeyed, Sir.</p>
Today, at WotW.
Alric (Tyrant Antipaladin) to Artephius (psycho Alchemical Golem): Don't kill him.
Artephius: Yes, Sir.
*Makes a full attack on the wounded enemy*
Artephius: You are commanded not to die.
*Enemy falls at negative hit points*
Artephius: He might have disobeyed, Sir.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-23T19:00:52Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: False factoids
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=123?False-factoids#6149
2017-04-23T13:44:25Z
2017-04-23T13:44:25Z
<p>The Big Bad Wolf cannot lie, as you can see for the fact that his false factoid is actually 100% true.</p>
The Big Bad Wolf cannot lie, as you can see for the fact that his false factoid is actually 100% true.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-23T13:44:25Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: False factoids
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=123?False-factoids#6147
2017-04-23T12:06:22Z
2017-04-23T12:06:22Z
<p>JTDV lives at Pulg's hair. He tried to find the way out of it, but he's still searching.</p>
JTDV lives at Pulg's hair. He tried to find the way out of it, but he's still searching.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-23T12:06:22Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=110?The-Next-Poster#5495
2017-04-23T12:03:39Z
2017-04-23T12:03:39Z
<p>Sorry, man, but I'm of the «bros before hoes» kind, and there are too many hoes in your post.</p>
<p>The next poster lives up to another motto.</p>
Sorry, man, but I'm of the «bros before hoes» kind, and there are too many hoes in your post.
The next poster lives up to another motto.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-23T12:03:39Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Eek the Bomber (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=458?Last-one-to-post-wins#22852
2017-04-22T20:50:08Z
2017-04-22T20:50:08Z
<p>•Throws bomb to the Pinecone Girl•</p>
*Throws bomb to the Pinecone Girl*
Eek the Bomber (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T20:50:08Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=32?Order-66#1584
2017-04-22T20:34:51Z
2017-04-22T20:34:51Z
<p>Poor Alric. He's hungry.
<br />
•Force feeds him until he explodes. Think of the first of the killings in Seven. Like that.•</p>
Poor Alric. He's hungry.
*Force feeds him until he explodes. Think of the first of the killings in Seven. Like that.*
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T20:34:51Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=457?Last-one-to-post-wins#22849
2017-04-22T20:31:54Z
2017-04-22T20:31:54Z
<p>Yes.
<br />
I don't want to start a flame war.
<br />
I'd lose.</p>
Yes.
I don't want to start a flame war.
I'd lose.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T20:31:54Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=457?Last-one-to-post-wins#22847
2017-04-22T20:21:40Z
2017-04-22T20:21:40Z
<p>I am astounded by having started all this pinecone reflexions.</p>
<p>I didn't know my pinecones were thought-inducting.</p>
I am astounded by having started all this pinecone reflexions.
I didn't know my pinecones were thought-inducting.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T20:21:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=110?The-Next-Poster#5489
2017-04-22T20:17:59Z
2017-04-22T20:17:59Z
<p>Evil is just a misconception from narrow minds.</p>
<p>The next poster is beyond good and evil.</p>
Evil is just a misconception from narrow minds.
The next poster is beyond good and evil.
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T20:17:59Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=32?Order-66#1582
2017-04-22T20:15:09Z
2017-04-22T20:14:19Z
<p>Cook fish woman!!! Tasty!</p>
Cook fish woman!!! Tasty!
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T20:14:19Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=32?Order-66#1578
2017-04-22T18:44:47Z
2017-04-22T18:44:47Z
<p>I command Sissyl's animated headpiece to crush Wylliam Harrison like a claw.</p>
I command Sissyl's animated headpiece to crush Wylliam Harrison like a claw.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T18:44:47Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Minion Misunderstanding
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uaz6?Minion-Misunderstanding#11
2017-04-22T18:34:55Z
2017-04-22T18:34:23Z
<p>We have brought Kevin Bacon, sir!</p>
<p>Minions, board the ship, loot the plunder!</p>
We have brought Kevin Bacon, sir!
Minions, board the ship, loot the plunder!
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T18:34:23Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=457?Last-one-to-post-wins#22836
2017-04-22T10:56:21Z
2017-04-22T10:56:21Z
<p>Nothing. I just replace him. I never worry about what happened to the discarded parts.</p>
Nothing. I just replace him. I never worry about what happened to the discarded parts.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T10:56:21Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=457?Last-one-to-post-wins#22834
2017-04-22T11:07:20Z
2017-04-22T09:24:27Z
<p>There's not much I can do aside from that. It's already a miracle that I am actually a thing.</p>
There's not much I can do aside from that. It's already a miracle that I am actually a thing.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T09:24:27Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=457?Last-one-to-post-wins#22833
2017-04-22T09:25:06Z
2017-04-22T09:22:40Z
<p>Is that your solution for everything?</p>
Is that your solution for everything?
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T09:22:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=457?Last-one-to-post-wins#22832
2017-04-22T09:18:35Z
2017-04-22T09:18:35Z
<p>I think I could remove his corruption. But I'd have to replace all of him for a pinecone. And I don't have any pinecone that is big enough. So I'm clueless about what to do with him.</p>
I think I could remove his corruption. But I'd have to replace all of him for a pinecone. And I don't have any pinecone that is big enough. So I'm clueless about what to do with him.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T09:18:35Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Minion Misunderstanding
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uaz6?Minion-Misunderstanding#8
2017-04-22T09:07:00Z
2017-04-22T09:07:00Z
<p>Yes, Master, we'll show you the floor.
<br />
•Minions tackle you and bring you to the floor•</p>
<p>Minions, ripe our enemies flesh and eat them alive.</p>
Yes, Master, we'll show you the floor.
*Minions tackle you and bring you to the floor*
Minions, ripe our enemies flesh and eat them alive.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T09:07:00Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
The Vashta Nerada (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=110?The-Next-Poster#5486
2017-04-22T15:48:58Z
2017-04-22T05:28:01Z
<p><a href="http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Vashta_Nerada" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">•Somehow your shadow is back. You now actually have 4 shadows that don't match the light's direction.•</a></p>
<p>The next poster has a solution for Sissyl's new problem.</p>
*Somehow your shadow is back. You now actually have 4 shadows that don't match the light's direction.*
The next poster has a solution for Sissyl's new problem.
The Vashta Nerada (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-22T05:28:01Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=457?Last-one-to-post-wins#22822
2017-04-21T15:20:46Z
2017-04-21T15:20:46Z
<p>Does GoatToucher need to be healed?
<br />
Where is his problem? I can help.</p>
Does GoatToucher need to be healed?
Where is his problem? I can help.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T15:20:46Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=99?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4925
2017-04-21T15:05:23Z
2017-04-21T15:01:16Z
<p>What a coincidence, <b>Tick</b> is fitting for you too.</p>
What a coincidence, Tick is fitting for you too.
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T15:01:16Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: False factoids
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=123?False-factoids#6133
2017-04-21T14:55:52Z
2017-04-21T14:55:52Z
<p>GoatToucher is the one who started spreading that curse, and he is actually proud of it.</p>
GoatToucher is the one who started spreading that curse, and he is actually proud of it.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T14:55:52Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the Wish
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=76?Corrupt-the-Wish#3788
2017-04-21T14:45:17Z
2017-04-21T14:45:17Z
<p>Granted! You ARE a good rare steak. First quality flesh, ready to be fed to my minions.</p>
<p>I wish I had my minions back.</p>
Granted! You ARE a good rare steak. First quality flesh, ready to be fed to my minions.
I wish I had my minions back.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T14:45:17Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#64
2017-04-21T14:36:57Z
2017-04-21T14:13:57Z
<p>Nope. We are just happy.</p>
Nope. We are just happy.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T14:13:57Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#63
2017-04-21T14:13:04Z
2017-04-21T14:13:04Z
<p>And that's why I'm happily married and you are not.</p>
And that's why I'm happily married and you are not.
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T14:13:04Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#62
2017-04-21T14:12:18Z
2017-04-21T14:12:18Z
<p>Old fashioned Sandara Quinn! Who would have thought that!</p>
<p>The whole idea of marriage is offensive to me.</p>
Old fashioned Sandara Quinn! Who would have thought that!
The whole idea of marriage is offensive to me.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T14:12:18Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#61
2017-04-21T14:10:48Z
2017-04-21T14:10:48Z
<p>I must say that I only aggreed to officiate that marriage because they looked like they could end having... something.</p>
<p>The idea of marriage as a contract still seems offensive to me.</p>
I must say that I only aggreed to officiate that marriage because they looked like they could end having... something.
The idea of marriage as a contract still seems offensive to me.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T14:10:48Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=457?Last-one-to-post-wins#22818
2017-04-21T14:02:02Z
2017-04-21T14:02:02Z
<p>I can heal it. I am a healer after all.</p>
I can heal it. I am a healer after all.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T14:02:02Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=17?You-should-not-rule-this-city#824
2017-04-21T14:06:21Z
2017-04-21T13:35:53Z
<p>Pulg should not rule this city because he knows too much: specifically that Sandara is too busy mating.</p>
Pulg should not rule this city because he knows too much: specifically that Sandara is too busy mating.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T13:35:53Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the Wish
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=76?Corrupt-the-Wish#3782
2017-04-21T12:30:13Z
2017-04-21T12:30:13Z
<p>Granted! But it's so low quality that you have to pay expensive reparations at least twice per month, pollutes a lot and wastes a lot of fuel.</p>
<p>I wish all the wished of the good willed people in the world became true.</p>
Granted! But it's so low quality that you have to pay expensive reparations at least twice per month, pollutes a lot and wastes a lot of fuel.
I wish all the wished of the good willed people in the world became true.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T12:30:13Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=99?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4923
2023-04-26T20:31:51Z
2017-04-21T08:38:20Z
<p>Beautiful-eyed monster.</p>
Beautiful-eyed monster.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T08:38:20Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=17?You-should-not-rule-this-city#822
2017-04-21T08:41:08Z
2017-04-21T08:28:22Z
<p>Captain Kiani should not rule this city because she's better at ruling a ship and this city is boring!</p>
Captain Kiani should not rule this city because she's better at ruling a ship and this city is boring!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T08:28:22Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=110?The-Next-Poster#5477
2017-04-21T07:50:51Z
2017-04-21T07:50:51Z
<p>As a wise owl I want to know everything.</p>
<p>The next poster is the one who wrote the sentence for Saskia and for Nina (as owls cannot talk or write either). And he/she will explain why.</p>
As a wise owl I want to know everything.
The next poster is the one who wrote the sentence for Saskia and for Nina (as owls cannot talk or write either). And he/she will explain why.
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T07:50:51Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Unforgettable Encounter
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uacc?Unforgettable-Encounter#47
2017-04-21T13:40:45Z
2017-04-21T07:38:03Z
<p>After the introduction, let's go to the second memorable encounter with Sylvyana, the Ghoul Queen.</p>
<p>The PCs traveled to Baleph, Sylvyana's whereabouts, in the company of some NPC to help against the minions.</p>
<p>The weather was stormy. Sylvyana was a level 20 druid and had set the storm to shield herself against any intruders while she was performing her ritual. But Dalindra was a druid too, and she came up with a plan. While the other PCs were fighting Sylvyana's hordes (wichtlani elves, wyverns and wichtlins) she casted Control Winds and used it to create tornadoes to level down the main buildings, that she thought to be empty. They knew Sylvyana was on the temple performing the ritual so she just leveled it down.</p>
<p>What could have been a great idea wasn't. They had avoided fighting some minions, but without being busy with the ritual, they had to face a Ghoul Queen who could use all her power against the PCs. </p>
<p>Dalindra had used her wind and weather control spells to create such a bad weather that minions were completely neutralized: wyverns couldn't fly and both wichtlins and wichtlani had to reach for cover. The visibility was also close to zero.</p>
<p>But they still had to defeat a level 20 druid with a 3.5 Shapechange spell on herself. After some attempts against her, it was obvious that she had too many resources and couldn't be defeated by sheer force. Even if they managed to harm her, she just retired herself, allowed regeneration to make its job and came back unharmed and with her resources intact.</p>
<p>But they knew she had a weak point. Dalindra told Va'ardalia (who was a bard) to stay close to her. They hid in a small house with no windows. Va'ardalia was given an Antimagic Field scroll. They just waited for Sylvyana to appear, sure that she would try to get her «daughter». </p>
<p>Sylvyana realized it was probably a trap but she was overconfident. She tracked the PCs to the house and entered, prepared to face them. And she was put into the Antimagic Field as soon as she did it. Dalindra sent her animal companion to grapple her. Sylvyana didn't have an animal companion, but she had an artifact that allowed her to cast Dominate Monster, so she controlled Reya (again) to defend her. Fortunately, she wasn't rival for the PCs and they defeated both of them and released Reya from the mind control later.</p>
<p>They had found a way to release the corrupted elves from Allomanya in their way to Baleph, but it took them some time to do it. Even with all the devastation there were few losses, but Dalindra was horrorized of what Sylvyana had done to her people, turning them to ravenous cannibals.</p>
<p>They captured her alive, stripped her out of all her gear and awakened her to interrogate her. She was gacious in defeat. She was blessed by her god so she would rise again if she was killed (or so she said), and she had all the time in the world to erradicate elvenkind, so she was patient. She talked openly about her plans, her desires and her thoughts. She was even friendly. Her calm ways and the fact she regretted nothing made her look more as a monster.</p>
<p>But still, Dalindra pitied her more than anything. When they talked about what they could do with her she wanted to set her free. «If she attempts something, we'll fight her again. But we have to give her the chance to change». The other PCs strongly disagreed, but Dalindra was adamant about not killing her (in case they could) or locking her up forever. So they ended planeshifting her to the Plane of Shadow where she wouldn't be able to prepare her spells because she lacked any connection with nature, and exiled her there.</p>
<p>She managed to escape after some time, of course. She used her alter self at will to get a new identity and now she's plotting undercover.</p>
<p>But guess what? Dalindra was right.</p>
<p>I GMed a solo story for Va'ardalia (who appeared here as an NPC but is Dalindra's PC in other stories) after that, where she investigated if Sylvyana's claim to be her mother was true. I brought Sylvyana back for that story, and after some time Va'ardalia and Sylvyana are plotting together to sit Va'ardalia on the throne of Silvanesti. Va'ardalia has promised the Ghoul Queen to put an end to corruption among elves and Sylvyana has decided to trust her... for now. Whether Va'ardalia is being corrupted by Sylvyana's foul influence or Sylvyana is being saved by Va'ardalia is yet to be known. But Sylvyana is changing, that cannot be denied.</p>
<p>About Va'ardalia's story and if she's really Sylvyana's daughter... I can tell if you want, but it would make this story even longer and it would be too much derailing. So I guess it's left for another moment.</p>
After the introduction, let's go to the second memorable encounter with Sylvyana, the Ghoul Queen.
The PCs traveled to Baleph, Sylvyana's whereabouts, in the company of some NPC to help against the minions.
The weather was stormy. Sylvyana was a level 20 druid and had set the storm to shield herself against any intruders while she was performing her ritual. But Dalindra was a druid too, and she came up with a plan. While the other PCs were fighting Sylvyana's hordes (wichtlani elves,...
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T07:38:03Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Unforgettable Encounter
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uacc?Unforgettable-Encounter#46
2017-04-21T13:36:43Z
2017-04-21T07:23:42Z
<p>So everyone wanted me to tell them who that self proclaimed queen was and how I, and all my people, had ended working for her.</p>
<p>There was a poison, some kind of drug she called Allomanya. She visited our leader in our settlement in the woods and tricked him to take the drug. Then he got us all to take it too and introduced us to her.</p>
<p>That Allomanya thing tastes like sh•t but makes you feel like anything is possible. You feel free, and wild, and hungry. You don't care for what is right or wrong, just for the hunger. She used it to control us.</p>
<p>We were an oppresed people, enslaved by the so called civilized elves, she offered freedom, she offered war against our offenders. And we followed her. Our minds were clouded but we thought we saw more clearly than ever. She called us her Wichtlani, a word derived from Wichtlins, her undead elven followers. We were her army of vicious and ravenous cannibals.</p>
<p>She trusted me to carry her deals on the town because I know how to deal with people. I can convince them, I can lie or I can kill if needed. I became her face and her hands on the town.</p>
<p>But who was she? When I first saw her I mistook her for Va'ardalia for a moment. But she was older and... wiser on a twisted way.</p>
<p>She is the twisted fairytale that is told to scare elven children. The legends say that she married the Speaker of the Silvanesti, becoming the Queen of elves. He wanted to marry another woman so he made her a dark elf and exiled her. Everybody turned their back on her. She was alone. And she wanted revenge against her kind. So she became the Chosen One of the Ravenous Crow... sorry, Chemosh, the God of Death. He made her more powerful and immortal. She declared war to the elves with an horde of undead elves and wyverns but she was defeated and cast away to the River of Time. That's what legends say.</p>
<p>She gave us a slightly different version. She wanted us to know her story, how her own people had betrayed her. She was born as Sylvyana Silvanos, heir to the throne of Silvanesti. She had married a noble of a lesser house, who had later exiled her with lies to be the only ruler and marry another elf. He had also torn her apart of her newborn baby, as the baby girl was the heir to the throne and that made her a liability. For a long time he had though that his former husband had killed his own daughter, until the Ravenous Crow told her that she was still alive.</p>
<p>When she managed to escape her own death by jumping ahead on the River of Time and she came back on... well, our present (all this magic stuff is twisted, you know) and the Ravenous Crow let her know that her daughter was still alive she couldn't believe it, after so many years had passed.</p>
<p>She was furious with all elves: for exiling her, for tearing her apart of her daughter, for defeating her. She told us her plan, and I can tell that under the influence of Allomanya it looked like a great plan. She'd use the artifact that Dalindra had given me (and I, curse myself, had given to her) to extend the influence of Allomanya through all the ones with elven blood in the world and release a necromantic wave that would destroy them all and rise as Wichtlins under her command. She needed to lure Dalindra and her friends to get the artifact.</p>
<p>She was also obsessed with the idea of Va'ardalia being her lost daughter. After I mistaked Sylvyana for Va'ardalia, she wanted to know everything about her. Even though Va'ardalia couldn't be much more than 70 years old and already had a family... a humble family. But she was completely convinced of it and wanted to have Va'ardalia at the ritual so she could protect her. She didn't want her to die.</p>
<p>The most scary thing about her is that she really believed to be doing the right thing: elves were a corrupted race that didn't deserve to live. She was consumed by pain and rage but she was always fair to us. We followed her not just because of the drugs, I know she could really feel the rage and hate burning in the hearts of my people. She understood our pain because it wasn't so different from hers. She also used us. But I still cannot hate her. I don't know what that says about me.</p>
So everyone wanted me to tell them who that self proclaimed queen was and how I, and all my people, had ended working for her.
There was a poison, some kind of drug she called Allomanya. She visited our leader in our settlement in the woods and tricked him to take the drug. Then he got us all to take it too and introduced us to her.
That Allomanya thing tastes like sh*t but makes you feel like anything is possible. You feel free, and wild, and hungry. You don't care for what is right or...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-21T07:23:42Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Air Your Grievances
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sz4v&page=28?Air-Your-Grievances#1374
2017-04-20T17:37:43Z
2017-04-20T16:31:11Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Wrong John Silver wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I wonder what is used in Golarion for toilet paper?</p>
<p>I'm sure <i>prestidigitation</i> and <i>create water</i> get a lot of use for the spellcasters, but past that? Corncobs and pinecones used to be popular. </blockquote><p>Gross! Leave my people out of your personal hygiene!
Wrong John Silver wrote:I wonder what is used in Golarion for toilet paper?
I'm sure prestidigitation and create water get a lot of use for the spellcasters, but past that? Corncobs and pinecones used to be popular.
Gross! Leave my people out of your personal hygiene!
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-20T16:31:11Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=17?You-should-not-rule-this-city#808
2017-04-20T07:51:09Z
2017-04-20T07:51:09Z
<p>Pulg should not rule this city because he only speaks the truth. Not a desired quality for a ruler.</p>
Pulg should not rule this city because he only speaks the truth. Not a desired quality for a ruler.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-20T07:51:09Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the Wish
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=76?Corrupt-the-Wish#3768
2017-04-20T07:33:23Z
2017-04-20T07:33:23Z
<p>Granted! A horse heart. You have to eat it raw to prove you are a queen. And you don't have a real mouth of digestive system as you are a golem.</p>
<p>I wish for a world with no kings or queens.</p>
Granted! A horse heart. You have to eat it raw to prove you are a queen. And you don't have a real mouth of digestive system as you are a golem.
I wish for a world with no kings or queens.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-20T07:33:23Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=17?You-should-not-rule-this-city#806
2017-04-20T07:27:24Z
2017-04-20T07:27:24Z
<p>Zoltan cannot rule this city because he doesn't even know what rules are. Also, he'd get bored and planeswalk away from it the first day.</p>
Zoltan cannot rule this city because he doesn't even know what rules are. Also, he'd get bored and planeswalk away from it the first day.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-20T07:27:24Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Unforgettable Encounter
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uacc?Unforgettable-Encounter#38
2017-04-22T18:29:13Z
2017-04-20T07:21:28Z
<p>Now, first of the two memorable encounters involving Sylvyana.</p>
<p>Again, Tharic and Dalindra are the main characters involved into the story. The other PCs didn't play a major role.</p>
<p>The PCs arrived to a town where wild elves were gathering as refugees from the unnatural winter that had made their lands (Ergoth) inhospitable. There, they met one of their former allies, Reya, a wild elf barbarian who had become a good friend of Dalindra. She told her that she was trying to unite her people to fight for their lands. She was also helping to organize a gathering of the most relevant factions that wanted to reconquer the land so they could come to an agreement to fight together. Aside from the wild elves, another two factions were going to be present: the one from the main elven lands (Silvanesti, represented by a former PC turned NPC, Va'ardalia Evelar) and the one who resided in Ergoth in the former lands of the wild elves.
<br />
Remember the artifact the PCs purified on Mohrlex's story? It was a divine artifact with awesome healing powers.</p>
<p>Dalindra gave it to Reya so she could use it to help their people. This is important.</p>
<p>So the PCs went to attend the gathering of factions, which was a fancy banquet in the town hall. To please the elven attendants, Reya had brought some decorative plants and even a beautiful tree in the middle of the room.</p>
<p>Tharic didn't wear his armor and he left all weapons but a dagger in the entrance. Dalindra also left her quarterstaff, but didn't care a lot about it.</p>
<p>The meeting didn't start well. The two factions of elves were polite to each other but the tension was clear. The wild elves, on their side, didn't seem to care for political dissension. They were just hungry.</p>
<p>The food was awesome. Dalindra had never eaten anything so delicious. The more she ate, the more she wanted. And the hungrier she felt. Soon she noticed that it wasn't just her. All the elves had started to eat like they hadn't eaten in weeks, forgetting all politeness. The leaders of the two factions demanded to be served first, and when Va'ardalia was served first, the other elf stole her plate from her hands. Dalindra called Reya for help, but she calmed her down saying that everything was under control. It was better to just act normal and try to realize what was happening.</p>
<p>Dalindra was worried, but she stopped eating (she had to roll a Will save so she was able to do it). As the banquet progressed, the elves were eating with bare hands, gorging meat (even though most were vegetarians) as there was no tomorrow. When the service entered from the kitchen with the desserts, the ravenous elves jumped on them, trying to eat not the desserts but the servants.</p>
<p>The wild elves, instead of that, jumped above the tables and turned on the non-elven attendants of the banquet. They seemed far more focused than their «civilized» counterparts. Reya attacked Tharic with her dagger, biting him as she tried to eat him alive. Dalindra remained hidden, casting spells to hinder the ravenous elves without killing them.</p>
<p>The people of the service ran away and locked themselves in the kitchen while the elves were trying to devour their fellow elves. Va'ardalia was able to overcome the feeding frenzy enough to avoid attacking her kind and remain fighting defensively. Fortunately most elves were unarmed, so they relied only in a poor bite attack, but with the wild elves acting as a barrier to avoid them getting help, they'd end killing themselves.</p>
<p>The difficult part of the fight was actually keeping the low level elves alive. They were victims, so the PCs didn't want to kill them. Dalindra didn't want to believe either that her friend Reya and the other wild elves were evil. Someting had to be controlling them.</p>
<p>In the middle of the mess, a regal figure appeared in the middle of the room, coming out from the tree that Reya had brought. A group of wild elves with their faces painted white to resemble skulls and a crow skull headdress appeared just before her.</p>
<p>She wasn't a wild elf, but a Silvanesti elf. Pale, green eyed, raven haired, she looked a lot like Va'ardalia, only a twisted version of her, dressed in royal garments with the colors of the God of Death. She was carrying the artifact that Dalindra had given to Reya.</p>
<p>The feeding stopped for a moment, as the elves glared at her in some sort of primal recognition.</p>
<p>Then she spoke in a soft cultured voice:
<br />
«Chosen of the Endless Hunger, your Queen...»</p>
<p>Her speech was interrupted by Dalindra. She didn't know who this woman was, but she was not her queen.</p>
<p>«My people bows to no queen!» she cried. The «Queen» stared Dalindra in disbelief. How she dare to interrupt her speech? She sent some of her «Crows of the Endless Hunger» (the wild elves she had brought with her) to get Dalindra. Meanwhile, Tharic was defending himself against Reya.</p>
<p>The elves continued devouring each others while the PCs were too busy.</p>
<p>Some of the «Crows» went to get Va'ardalia, who defended herself the best she could. With the help of Tharic and the other PCs they avoided them reaching Va'ardalia. The Queen looked displeased.</p>
<p>«Get her... sister then.» she ordered. And they went for Lynessa Evelar, Va'ardalia's younger sister. Again, they avoided her being caught and defeated the Crows.</p>
<p>Meanwhile, Dalindra shifted into a bear and grappled the self proclaimed Queen, who struggled to break the grapple. Dalindra dealt quite an ammount of damage to her, and for some reason she didn't defend herself, as she was focused on doing something else.</p>
<p>Three turns of madness followed, after which the Queen casted a Word of Recall and disappeared with the artifact. Her Crows of the Endless Hunger tried to get away too, but some of them were defeated before they could.</p>
<p>Now the PCs had still to deal with the ravenous elves and the wild elves, who seemed loyal to the Queen.</p>
<p>After knocking them down with non lethal damage, they tried to realize what had happened.
<br />
After trying to heal the Crows to interrogate them and accidentally killing them (they reacted to healing as if they were undead) they handled the other prisoners with care. An NPC healer that another PC had recruited with Leadership casted Break Enchantment on some of the wild elves to try to get them rid of whatever corruption was affecting them. He had to roll a nat 20 to succeed. I made the player roll. He managed to free Reya against all odds. And Reya had enough information to fill some holes.</p>
<p>But I'll get into Sylvyana's story and into the next part on another post because this one is already too long.</p>
<p>Again I loved how my players did this event more difficult because they didn't want to harm any of the elves, even the corrupted ones. They saved both Va'ardalia and her sister and got all the elves safe. That was probably the biggest success they could score at this point of the story. And they managed to release Reya from the influence of the Queen, which was something that I didn't expect (as much as I like this character I though she'd end dead here). So they did great though it was hard to score a win here.</p>
Now, first of the two memorable encounters involving Sylvyana.
Again, Tharic and Dalindra are the main characters involved into the story. The other PCs didn't play a major role.
The PCs arrived to a town where wild elves were gathering as refugees from the unnatural winter that had made their lands (Ergoth) inhospitable. There, they met one of their former allies, Reya, a wild elf barbarian who had become a good friend of Dalindra. She told her that she was trying to unite her people to...
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-20T07:21:28Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=32?Order-66#1568
2017-04-20T06:04:53Z
2017-04-20T06:04:53Z
<p>•Magic Jars on Sissyl and goes to Friend Computer•
<br />
I confess that I am Commie Mutant Scum.
<br />
•Dismisses Magic Jar and waits•</p>
*Magic Jars on Sissyl and goes to Friend Computer*
I confess that I am Commie Mutant Scum.
*Dismisses Magic Jar and waits*
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-20T06:04:53Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=99?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4917
2017-04-20T04:54:11Z
2017-04-20T04:54:11Z
<p>Food</p>
Food
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-20T04:54:11Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=99?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4915
2023-04-26T20:31:49Z
2017-04-20T04:41:05Z
<p>Look More Edible Than Is</p>
Look More Edible Than Is
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-20T04:41:05Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Eek the Bomber (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=110?The-Next-Poster#5463
2017-04-19T19:53:04Z
2017-04-19T19:53:04Z
<p>We are always more goblins, never fewer.
<br />
•Throws bombs to the punchline anyway•</p>
<p>The next poster loves goblins.</p>
We are always more goblins, never fewer.
*Throws bombs to the punchline anyway*
The next poster loves goblins.
Eek the Bomber (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-19T19:53:04Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Unforgettable Encounter
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uacc?Unforgettable-Encounter#16
2017-04-22T15:57:33Z
2017-04-19T16:54:05Z
<p>Be prepared, this one is long!</p>
<p>Mohrlex was a different black dragon, as he was a bit of a trickster and a bon vivant. He ruled over the Moors of Nordmaar, populated mostly by lizardfolk, gnomes and tribal humans.</p>
<p>When the PCs arrived at the Moors they were looking for a mythic fountain called The Fountain of Renewal, a legendary place of redemption and healing. They had an artifact that had been corrupted and needed to purify it. </p>
<p>There were 4 PCs but 2 of them were more implicated in this story:
<br />
Dalindra, a NG druid and follower of Habakkuk, the Blue Phoenix, god of renewal and redemption. The Fountain of Renewal was one of his lost holy shrines.
<br />
Tharic, a LG Knight of Solamnia and a Dragonrider, carrying the mythic Dragonlance of Huma. He was the perfect paladin even though he was a fighter.</p>
<p>They knew Mohrlex was the overlord in the Grand Moors, but they were a bit intrigued about him, as the gnomes who lived there seemed to actually like him.</p>
<p>«When we came here first we sent an emissary to ask him if we could stay. He ate him, but he did it by mistake. He thought we were offering him a sacrifice.»</p>
<p>They also learned that a strange disease was plaguing the reptilian races of the place, making their scales calcified and affecting their brains making them berserk. As they learned from Mohrlex second in command, a draconian sorcerer called Barathrutus, the dragon had been inflicted with the disease too. Barathrutus offered them an audience with the dragon if they came to his lair in the middle of the Moors. Maybe they could strike a deal so the dragon helped them to locate the fountain.</p>
<p>They didn't trust the draconian or the dragon, but they aggreed to visit him and Barathrutus left.</p>
<p>They fought their way through the jungle to reach Mohrlexctlan, the dragon's lair. When they reached the place, its inhabitants were hostile and wanted to kill the PCs. Definitely, the dragon didn't seem to be willing to give them an audience.</p>
<p>Then they arrived to the center of Mohrlexctlan, a ruined amphitheater where some sort of theatrical performance was going on. There were humans and lizardfolk dressed in character and none of them attacked the PCs. The stage director, a human with a noble bearing, adressed them in a calm voice, asking if they came to slay the dragon. The PCs realized the man hid a paralyzed hand by holding a glass of wine and that his smile was permanently twisted by some sort of facial paralysis, so they guessed they were talking to the polymorphed Mohrlex.</p>
<p>It was a fun scene, because Mohrlex used shakespearian language, being overly theatrical all time. PCs were a bit confused about him, at one moment he seemed like he was toying with them and acted like the regular CE dragon, at the next he claimed to be trying to be a fair ruler for the good of all his people.</p>
<p>When the PCs mentioned that Barathrutus had sent him there to negotiate with him, Mohrlex realized the treason of his servant, who had told him that a party of adventures were coming to slay him taking advantage of his disease. After a shakespearian speech, Mohrlex commanded his servants to bring Barathrutus to his presence.</p>
<p>When Barathrutus appeared Mohrlex accused him of treason. Barathrutus couldn't do anything but admit that he had plotted to get the party to attack him.</p>
<p>Mohrlex revealed his not so magnificent draconic form: his body covered by calcified patches of bone, almost unable to move but still powerful. He demanded to know the reason for his betrayal: he was fair with him, he had tried to be a good lord for everybody. Barathrutus realized that his master was going to kill him and spent his last resource: he threw an alchemical concoction to Mohrlex that quickly aggravated his disease rendering him almost immobile. That made the dragon realize how deep was the treason of his trusted Barathrutus:</p>
<p>Mohrlex had been pressed by another more powerful dragon who was a well known alchemist to bow to her. Barathrutus had conspired with her to get him to accept or get rid of him: she had given him the disease that plagued Mohrlex so he'd die if he didn't bow to her in exchange for the cure. If the Fountain of Renewal was found, Mohrlex could find an alternative way for getting rid of the disease. He had to get Mohrlex to kill the party. But the bored dragon had decided to talk to them before slaying them and discovered the plot.</p>
<p>The fight was interesting, as they had to keep Mohrlex from being hurt because they risked that the disease made him go berserk and kill everybody. He also had a dexterity of 3 because of the disease. So it all depended on the party. Barathrutus was a good spellcaster, but they managed to defeat him. The most amazing thing is that they convinced Mohrlex to exile Barathrutus instead of killing him.</p>
<p>After defeating the traitor, they inspected the place. Unknowingly, the dragon had made his lair on the ruins of the holy fountain, which wasn't operative because it was missing a lens that focused the light of the dawn on the small lake where Mohrlex lived. The PCs had the lens. But it wasn't dawn and the dragon was dying.</p>
<p>The PCs didn't know either if the Fountain will be able to cure him, but they decided to share with him his last hours. Mohrlex couldn't understand the betrayal, but after talking to the PCs he realized that he hadn't been a fair ruler: he had been volatile, capricious and didn't really care for his people but for his own pleasures. He wanted to change, but it was too late for him. </p>
<p>The PCs were touched and wanted to do something, but they could only wait. He pleaded to Tharic to end his life with Huma's dragonlance, as he wanted to have a glorious death. Tharic was willing to do so just to alleviate his pain but Dalindra had faith and convinced him to wait until dawn, so they were awake all night, speaking to Mohrlex and waiting.</p>
<p>At dawn nothing happened. The light didn't focus on the lens. Mohrlex had a dexterity score of 1 and couldn't move. He asked Tharic to end his life. He went to pick his lance and walked towards the dragon. Dalindra asked him to wait with a desperate cry. Finally the sun rose some more and its light focused on the lens. The water at the lake was shining and it looked like a regular swamp no more.</p>
<p>With his last strength, Mohrlex changed again into human shape, as he couldn't reach the water on his own. They carried him and, taking draconic form he submerged into the lake and disappeared leaving behind just a coat of bone and damaged scales.</p>
<p>I enjoyed the desperation on the face of my players for a minute, letting them think the dragon was dead, before having him rise above the water in a blueish black new coat of scales, fully revitalized by the combined power of the fountain and the artifact that the party had come to purify.</p>
<p>I was so proud of my players. They had felt sympathy for a CE dragon and devoted them to save him, trusting that he really was willing to change. I never told them that one of the effects of the fountain was an Attonement spell. Neither I would have allowed it to work if the PCs hadn't shown Mohrlex a different way. His alignment changed to CG and it was all because of a couple of Good PCs trusted that even a creature of pure evil can be redeemed.</p>
<p>So now you know the story of one of my aliases and one of my favorite moments as a GM.</p>
<p>Sorry for the long post. I don't know how to abbreviate!</p>
Be prepared, this one is long!
Mohrlex was a different black dragon, as he was a bit of a trickster and a bon vivant. He ruled over the Moors of Nordmaar, populated mostly by lizardfolk, gnomes and tribal humans.
When the PCs arrived at the Moors they were looking for a mythic fountain called The Fountain of Renewal, a legendary place of redemption and healing. They had an artifact that had been corrupted and needed to purify it.
There were 4 PCs but 2 of them were more implicated in this...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-19T16:54:05Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=32?Order-66#1553
2017-04-19T14:38:41Z
2017-04-19T05:00:36Z
<p>I chain the closet where you are hiding and drop it into the bottom of the sea.</p>
<p>By the way, Esban, you have made Ashur overheal to death...being a paladin for the undead he is actually alive xD</p>
I chain the closet where you are hiding and drop it into the bottom of the sea.
By the way, Esban, you have made Ashur overheal to death...being a paladin for the undead he is actually alive xD
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-19T05:00:36Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=16?You-should-not-rule-this-city#794
2017-04-18T20:58:40Z
2017-04-18T20:58:40Z
<p>Dalindra should not rule this city because she'll end all corruption in the government. And that breaks the rules of reality. Reality would collapse! We would be doomed!</p>
Dalindra should not rule this city because she'll end all corruption in the government. And that breaks the rules of reality. Reality would collapse! We would be doomed!
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T20:58:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=110?The-Next-Poster#5455
2017-04-18T21:20:04Z
2017-04-18T20:53:12Z
<p>•Drops her into the sea depths where no pidgeon can reach her•</p>
<p>I'm sick at all these idiots wanting statues of themselves. As we didn't have enough with their faces...</p>
<p>The next poster found the submerged statue by accident.</p>
*Drops her into the sea depths where no pidgeon can reach her*
I'm sick at all these idiots wanting statues of themselves. As we didn't have enough with their faces...
The next poster found the submerged statue by accident.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T20:53:12Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=16?You-should-not-rule-this-city#792
2017-04-18T20:44:49Z
2017-04-18T20:44:49Z
<p>Queen Va'ardalia should not rule this city because she already has her own city! Leave something for other people, profiteer!</p>
Queen Va'ardalia should not rule this city because she already has her own city! Leave something for other people, profiteer!
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T20:44:49Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=110?The-Next-Poster#5451
2017-04-18T20:31:57Z
2017-04-18T20:31:57Z
<p>My name is Sylvyana Silvanos.
<br />
You have burned my daughter.
<br />
Prepare to die!</p>
<p>The next poster will be my avenging sword.</p>
My name is Sylvyana Silvanos.
You have burned my daughter.
Prepare to die!
The next poster will be my avenging sword.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T20:31:57Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the Wish
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=75?Corrupt-the-Wish#3742
2017-04-18T20:10:11Z
2017-04-18T20:09:21Z
<p>Granted! Alric rules forever in Crag Iron's new house, which is haunted forever by Alric, who cannot leave the house.</p>
<p>I wish for no more ninjas.</p>
Granted! Alric rules forever in Crag Iron's new house, which is haunted forever by Alric, who cannot leave the house.
I wish for no more ninjas.
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T20:09:21Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the Wish
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=75?Corrupt-the-Wish#3739
2017-04-18T20:00:11Z
2017-04-18T20:00:11Z
<p>Granted! Your library is now a gigantic ice block.</p>
<p>I wish to rule over this land.</p>
Granted! Your library is now a gigantic ice block.
I wish to rule over this land.
Elise Frostmourne (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T20:00:11Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=109?The-Next-Poster#5448
2017-04-18T19:50:11Z
2017-04-18T19:50:11Z
<p>Of course, Grandpa, you've been really useful. I am so grateful to you.
<br />
Now I have my own queen to be.</p>
<p>The next poster has a clever idea about what should I do with her.</p>
Of course, Grandpa, you've been really useful. I am so grateful to you.
Now I have my own queen to be.
The next poster has a clever idea about what should I do with her.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T19:50:11Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the Wish
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=75?Corrupt-the-Wish#3737
2017-04-18T19:53:48Z
2017-04-18T19:44:58Z
<p>Granted! You get a Flesh to Stone casted on you again. Which by RAW is not a Polymorph effect. Just Transmutation. I looked it.</p>
<p>I wish to stop turning people into statues.</p>
Granted! You get a Flesh to Stone casted on you again. Which by RAW is not a Polymorph effect. Just Transmutation. I looked it.
I wish to stop turning people into statues.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T19:44:58Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=31?Order-66#1549
2017-04-18T19:39:00Z
2017-04-18T19:26:38Z
<p>As the GQ I don't care about your petty abbreviated titles and I rule that all my minions will be feeding on you both... alive.</p>
As the GQ I don't care about your petty abbreviated titles and I rule that all my minions will be feeding on you both... alive.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T19:26:38Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=109?The-Next-Poster#5445
2017-04-18T19:40:25Z
2017-04-18T19:22:57Z
<p>•Casts flesh to stone on Va'ardalia•
<br />
And it's done. Quick and easy.</p>
<p>The next poster reveals the consequences of what I've done.</p>
*Casts flesh to stone on Va'ardalia*
And it's done. Quick and easy.
The next poster reveals the consequences of what I've done.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T19:22:57Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#56
2017-04-18T18:53:55Z
2017-04-18T18:51:14Z
<p>Keep saying that and he'll rise from the depths to swallow us all whole! I can sense him coming!</p>
<p>And if it was your story it would be a short one: he lived happily ever after doing nothing at all!</p>
Keep saying that and he'll rise from the depths to swallow us all whole! I can sense him coming!
And if it was your story it would be a short one: he lived happily ever after doing nothing at all!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T18:51:14Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54&page=2?Skull-and-Blood#55
2017-04-18T18:48:41Z
2017-04-18T18:48:41Z
<p>YOUR story? What about us?</p>
<p>And I don't believe the Mustakrakish exists either. You made it up to look interesting.</p>
YOUR story? What about us?
And I don't believe the Mustakrakish exists either. You made it up to look interesting.
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T18:48:41Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=109?The-Next-Poster#5440
2017-04-18T17:56:14Z
2017-04-18T17:55:54Z
<p>I'm not aware of where is the ware that I should wear.</p>
<p>The next poster is not aware of something very important.</p>
I'm not aware of where is the ware that I should wear.
The next poster is not aware of something very important.
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T17:55:54Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=4?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#161
2018-12-01T15:45:39Z
2017-04-18T17:10:43Z
<p>Understood. First: steal shoes. Second: kill while wearing them.</p>
<p>Moral Standard: You can't judge a book for its cover.</p>
Understood. First: steal shoes. Second: kill while wearing them.
Moral Standard: You can't judge a book for its cover.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T17:10:43Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=259?BANNED#12901
2017-04-18T15:11:21Z
2017-04-18T15:11:21Z
<p>Banned for making me realize I no longer own corrupted elves. That were good times, so free, dreaming of exterminating a whole race...</p>
Banned for making me realize I no longer own corrupted elves. That were good times, so free, dreaming of exterminating a whole race...
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T15:11:21Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Velvet Larkin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=31?Order-66#1538
2017-04-18T15:01:00Z
2017-04-18T15:00:38Z
<p>•Activates Drone-on's self destruction sequence• (something all machines are known to have, according to science fiction)</p>
*Activates Drone-on's self destruction sequence* (something all machines are known to have, according to science fiction)
Velvet Larkin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T15:00:38Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Ignore this
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uant&page=2?Ignore-this#51
2017-04-18T22:34:57Z
2017-04-18T14:30:15Z
<p>I'm so sorry. This has gotten out of our hands.</p>
<p>But not having the original question makes difficult to provide an answer.</p>
I'm so sorry. This has gotten out of our hands.
But not having the original question makes difficult to provide an answer.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T14:30:15Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Ignore this
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uant?Ignore-this#43
2017-04-18T22:34:57Z
2017-04-18T14:13:29Z
<p>Death ward is a must have, I think.</p>
<p>And this has got out of hand because things often get out of hand here.</p>
<p>It's just a matter of time someone brings alignment conflicts or paladins to the equation. I hope I am wrong.</p>
Death ward is a must have, I think.
And this has got out of hand because things often get out of hand here.
It's just a matter of time someone brings alignment conflicts or paladins to the equation. I hope I am wrong.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T14:13:29Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: False factoids
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=123?False-factoids#6104
2017-04-18T12:38:07Z
2017-04-18T12:38:07Z
<p>Pulg was created with all the hair Vid left behind him when escaping from the slime. That makes Pulg sort of Pudding's son.</p>
<p>There was enough hair left to create Gulp and Plug too, Pulg's brothers (mentioned in previous posts).</p>
Pulg was created with all the hair Vid left behind him when escaping from the slime. That makes Pulg sort of Pudding's son.
There was enough hair left to create Gulp and Plug too, Pulg's brothers (mentioned in previous posts).
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T12:38:07Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Ignore this
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uant?Ignore-this#29
2017-04-18T22:34:57Z
2017-04-18T12:31:23Z
<p>Anarchy! This thread is Anarchy!</p>
Anarchy! This thread is Anarchy!
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T12:31:23Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=31?Order-66#1535
2017-04-18T09:08:45Z
2017-04-18T09:08:45Z
<p>You forgot she's an elf.</p>
<p>•Ellara raises as an invisible skeletal being, with only her hands and eyes to be seen•</p>
<p>Now finish your job, ninja. Your queen commands so.</p>
<p>•Sends Ellara to complete her job as a Wichtlin•</p>
You forgot she's an elf.
*Ellara raises as an invisible skeletal being, with only her hands and eyes to be seen*
Now finish your job, ninja. Your queen commands so.
*Sends Ellara to complete her job as a Wichtlin*
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T09:08:45Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=31?Order-66#1533
2017-04-18T08:27:17Z
2017-04-18T08:25:30Z
<p>•Comes out from the cave, under her vanishing trick effects, carrying a big shard of the mirror in each hand•
<br />
•Makes a full sneak attack on Zoltan, slitting his throat with the mirror shards.•
<br />
•Appears from the shadows looking him in the eyes•</p>
<p>Did you forget I am not lawful?</p>
*Comes out from the cave, under her vanishing trick effects, carrying a big shard of the mirror in each hand*
*Makes a full sneak attack on Zoltan, slitting his throat with the mirror shards.*
*Appears from the shadows looking him in the eyes*
Did you forget I am not lawful?
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T08:25:30Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: False factoids
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=123?False-factoids#6102
2017-04-18T07:59:45Z
2017-04-18T07:59:45Z
<p>Vid was the first easy meal, but the slime indigested with all the hair and let Vid out.</p>
Vid was the first easy meal, but the slime indigested with all the hair and let Vid out.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T07:59:45Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=258?BANNED#12899
2017-04-18T08:04:06Z
2017-04-18T07:55:18Z
<p>Dalindra is banned for stealing my playthings.
<br />
Give me my corrupted elves back! You call yourself a redeemer, but you are a mere thief!</p>
Dalindra is banned for stealing my playthings.
Give me my corrupted elves back! You call yourself a redeemer, but you are a mere thief!
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T07:55:18Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=31?Order-66#1531
2017-04-18T07:52:51Z
2017-04-18T07:52:51Z
<p>Ties Pulg with his own hair, spreads him with half-Tasha and takes him next to a red ant nest.</p>
Ties Pulg with his own hair, spreads him with half-Tasha and takes him next to a red ant nest.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T07:52:51Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=109?The-Next-Poster#5436
2017-04-18T07:47:03Z
2017-04-18T07:47:03Z
<p>We fought for the cake, but the cake was a lie.</p>
<p>The next poster is an expert in imaginary bakes.</p>
We fought for the cake, but the cake was a lie.
The next poster is an expert in imaginary bakes.
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T07:47:03Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3125?Deep-6-FaWtL#156234
2017-04-18T10:31:44Z
2017-04-18T04:44:30Z
<p>Derailing done for the greater good.</p>
Derailing done for the greater good.
Derailer of Threads (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-18T04:44:30Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=98?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4898
2017-04-17T19:40:49Z
2017-04-17T19:40:49Z
<p>Monster below a lovely hat/crown.</p>
<p>(You are a monster, spells say so!)</p>
Monster below a lovely hat/crown.
(You are a monster, spells say so!)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-17T19:40:49Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=31?Order-66#1529
2017-04-18T08:04:25Z
2017-04-17T19:38:11Z
<p>•Taunts Dalindra to create avalanches until she's caught in one of them•</p>
*Taunts Dalindra to create avalanches until she's caught in one of them*
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-17T19:38:11Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=109?The-Next-Poster#5434
2017-04-17T19:35:33Z
2017-04-17T19:35:33Z
<p>My plan is to have both sides embracing Anarchy. And I hope it spreads everywhere after that!</p>
<p>The next poster has a better solution.</p>
My plan is to have both sides embracing Anarchy. And I hope it spreads everywhere after that!
The next poster has a better solution.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-17T19:35:33Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=7?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#313
2017-04-17T19:23:48Z
2017-04-17T19:16:51Z
<p>5/10 you seem a bit unbalanced</p>
5/10 you seem a bit unbalanced
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-17T19:16:51Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=31?Order-66#1527
2017-04-17T17:32:53Z
2017-04-17T17:32:19Z
<p>I feed Grandpa Wonderbra to a pack of corrupted, ravenous, barely rational, flesh eating, cannibalistic wild elves. Just for knowing where to find me. You know too much.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Fun fact: Sylvyana is actually an elf too.</span></p>
<p>•Slays OOC with a scimitar for insinuating that she must be an elf•</p>
I feed Grandpa Wonderbra to a pack of corrupted, ravenous, barely rational, flesh eating, cannibalistic wild elves. Just for knowing where to find me. You know too much.
Fun fact: Sylvyana is actually an elf too.
*Slays OOC with a scimitar for insinuating that she must be an elf*
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-17T17:32:19Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=98?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4896
2017-04-17T15:27:38Z
2017-04-17T15:27:14Z
<p>Lime-flavored Jell-o.</p>
Lime-flavored Jell-o.
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-17T15:27:14Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=31?Order-66#1524
2017-04-17T12:24:51Z
2017-04-17T12:24:51Z
<p>Throws him into the resulting wildfire.
<br />
All life must be respected, you vandal! Unless we're talking about elves, of course.</p>
Throws him into the resulting wildfire.
All life must be respected, you vandal! Unless we're talking about elves, of course.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-17T12:24:51Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=31?Order-66#1522
2017-04-17T12:05:25Z
2017-04-17T12:05:25Z
<p>So that's how she got her ear-antennae! Who'd think that?</p>
<p>•Replaces her ears for pinecones•
<br />
•Then replaces Wylliam's head for a pinecone•</p>
So that's how she got her ear-antennae! Who'd think that?
*Replaces her ears for pinecones*
*Then replaces Wylliam's head for a pinecone*
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-17T12:05:25Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3124?Deep-6-FaWtL#156153
2017-04-17T21:54:23Z
2017-04-17T06:06:21Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Seleena Duskmantle wrote:</div><blockquote>You cannot trust evil guys. I feel more comfortable with my old trusty good guys.</blockquote>In the same vein, you should always booby-trap your allies' positions. You can trust an enemy, but you should never trust a friend. </blockquote><p>I trust whoever I can control.
Schmorgan Heckengaard wrote:Seleena Duskmantle wrote:You cannot trust evil guys. I feel more comfortable with my old trusty good guys.
In the same vein, you should always booby-trap your allies' positions. You can trust an enemy, but you should never trust a friend. I trust whoever I can control.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-17T06:06:21Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3123?Deep-6-FaWtL#156150
2017-04-17T12:30:02Z
2017-04-17T05:15:22Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> The old you've secretly been working for my evil cause the whole time. classic classic trick. </blockquote><p>It's classic because it works.
</p>
So bad that in the end it's me who ends helping them with their good deeds. They are helpless without me and my evil schemes are not that time consuming. I'm afraid that I like too much getting some honest praise from them. But it has worked well before. People have accepted me and I have now a position of power where I am trusted. I don't know how some so-called evil geniuses forget about the relevance of being trusted. If I have to spend too much time working against people who wants me dead I cannot focus on really important things.</p>
Vidmaster7 wrote:The old you've secretly been working for my evil cause the whole time. classic classic trick.
It's classic because it works.
So bad that in the end it's me who ends helping them with their good deeds. They are helpless without me and my evil schemes are not that time consuming. I'm afraid that I like too much getting some honest praise from them. But it has worked well before. People have accepted me and I have now a position of power where I am trusted. I don't know how...
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-17T05:15:22Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3123?Deep-6-FaWtL#156147
2017-04-17T12:29:13Z
2017-04-17T05:01:05Z
<p>I like good guys. They make better minions. They are not so prone to betraying and backstabbing. Sure they are prone to all that «this is evil ,I'm not doing that» thing, but you can always keep them ignorant.</p>
<p>You cannot trust evil guys. I feel more comfortable with my old trusty good guys.</p>
<p>I don't like Paladins, though. They don't like me, and I don't like people who dislikes me.</p>
I like good guys. They make better minions. They are not so prone to betraying and backstabbing. Sure they are prone to all that «this is evil ,I'm not doing that» thing, but you can always keep them ignorant.
You cannot trust evil guys. I feel more comfortable with my old trusty good guys.
I don't like Paladins, though. They don't like me, and I don't like people who dislikes me.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-17T05:01:05Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3121?Deep-6-FaWtL#156041
2017-04-16T19:16:11Z
2017-04-16T12:10:37Z
<p>And a half kender.</p>
And a half kender.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-16T12:10:37Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3121?Deep-6-FaWtL#156040
2017-04-16T19:16:10Z
2017-04-16T12:10:09Z
<p>With or without plotholes, I like both Firefly and your aliases.
<br />
And I am not the one to criticise them, I mean, I have a Pinecone Girl, an inner Gyarados and "A Saliva Colonizer" which is basically an anagram of my real name.</p>
With or without plotholes, I like both Firefly and your aliases.
And I am not the one to criticise them, I mean, I have a Pinecone Girl, an inner Gyarados and "A Saliva Colonizer" which is basically an anagram of my real name.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-16T12:10:09Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=31?Order-66#1508
2017-04-17T14:46:44Z
2017-04-15T11:37:58Z
<p>Gate to the Possitive Energy Plane, you undead monstrosity!</p>
Gate to the Possitive Energy Plane, you undead monstrosity!
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-15T11:37:58Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=109?The-Next-Poster#5428
2017-04-15T11:31:58Z
2017-04-15T11:31:58Z
<p>Why do you think I should favor a xylophone? It's because I am made of wood? That's a racist assumption! How could I favor something that uses my own kind as a material? Bone xylophone in the other hand is not bad.</p>
<p>The next poster has a good use for bones.</p>
Why do you think I should favor a xylophone? It's because I am made of wood? That's a racist assumption! How could I favor something that uses my own kind as a material? Bone xylophone in the other hand is not bad.
The next poster has a good use for bones.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-15T11:31:58Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=258?BANNED#12893
2017-04-15T11:27:39Z
2017-04-15T11:27:39Z
<p>Banned, for not allowing my cat to eat him!</p>
Banned, for not allowing my cat to eat him!
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-15T11:27:39Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=7?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#310
2017-04-15T11:24:18Z
2017-04-15T11:24:18Z
<p>9/10
<br />
Very original haircut! The beard looks like a flag. You should have some braids too. The braids would be total!</p>
9/10
Very original haircut! The beard looks like a flag. You should have some braids too. The braids would be total!
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-15T11:24:18Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=98?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4889
2023-04-26T20:33:40Z
2017-04-15T11:20:53Z
<p>Jabba the Frog</p>
Jabba the Frog
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-15T11:20:53Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Wizard that casts spells via Pokeballs?
Kileanna's inner Gyarados (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uajk?Wizard-that-casts-spells-via-Pokeballs#4
2017-04-16T20:18:00Z
2017-04-15T11:12:31Z
<p>Just posting because I don't have many opportunities to use this alias.</p>
<p>The idea sounds funny anyway. </p>
<p>The familiar spellbook sounds a good option for a Pokethemed character. About how to replacing spell components for pokeballs I don't know if there is some official ruling but as a homebrew your GM might allow replacing them for a pokeball with the same cost. 5000gp diamond powder? Maybe an Ultra Ball.</p>
Just posting because I don't have many opportunities to use this alias.
The idea sounds funny anyway.
The familiar spellbook sounds a good option for a Pokethemed character. About how to replacing spell components for pokeballs I don't know if there is some official ruling but as a homebrew your GM might allow replacing them for a pokeball with the same cost. 5000gp diamond powder? Maybe an Ultra Ball.
Kileanna's inner Gyarados (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-15T11:12:31Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Players do the darndest things.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u6gl&page=5?Players-do-the-darndest-things#214
2017-05-03T20:52:27Z
2017-04-15T09:30:40Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote>I just have terrible luck in game when it comes to water. I've lost more characters to drowning or water related foes than anything else.</blockquote><p>Running water is EVIL. Never trust water. Never.
<p>I've tried to learn how to swim since I began adventuring because I was ashamed of not being able to swim. What kind of powerful enchantress/necromancer is afraid of water?</p>
<p>I grew up on a small fishing town, but I'd rather stay away from water. Other kids thought I was weird. I didn't care. Water was EVIL. They threw me to the river to play a prank on me and I almost drowned. It wasn't funny. Water is EVIL and it wants to kill you.</p>
<p>My adventures took me into a lot of sea-related places. It was like Destiny wanted to make my hatred for running water relevant for a reason.</p>
<p>It never went well. I cannot swim and I'm just fit enough to survive a 2 hours walk (3 at my best). Water wanted me dead.</p>
<p>So when my <s>meat shields</s> friends and I had the task to capture a sea elf that, of course, dwelt underwater, I wasn't very happy. I had water breathing cast on me, that made it easier.</p>
<p>The day was a bit stormy, just a bit. We went underwater. My friends kept doing it well, but water wanted me dead, so I kept being pulled by the underwater currents again and again, and hitting the port's seawall all the time until I was almost knocked out.</p>
<p>In the end one of my friends had to carry me. What an embarrasement!</p>
<p>Finally we spotted our prey. She hadn't noticed us. I was already injured and not very confident about casting my spells underwater so I didn't want to have a fair fight but a fair win.</p>
<p>I told my friends I was going to take care of her by myself. They looked at me like I was insane but I looked confident for the first time since we had gone underwater. They let me do it.</p>
<p>So I cast Magic Jar and take over the sea elf's body without her even noticing us. I come close to us, tell them I am her now, and grab my own unconscious body. I am confident of being able to swim properly with an aquatic body and we start swimming to the shore.</p>
<p>But guess what? Water is EVIL. Even with an aquatic body I end hitting the seawall again... twice. I don't care a lot if my borrowed body is beaten to death even if we want to capture her alive, but I'm still carrying my own body!</p>
<p>Finally I made it to the shore, but I'm never doing that again.</p>
<p>My best advice to all of you is to avoid running water. If you are on fire roll until you put the fire down, but don't jump into running water. Remember: Water is EVIL and it wants you dead.</p>
Quote:I just have terrible luck in game when it comes to water. I've lost more characters to drowning or water related foes than anything else.
Running water is EVIL. Never trust water. Never. I've tried to learn how to swim since I began adventuring because I was ashamed of not being able to swim. What kind of powerful enchantress/necromancer is afraid of water?
I grew up on a small fishing town, but I'd rather stay away from water. Other kids thought I was weird. I didn't care. Water was...
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-15T09:30:40Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#46
2017-04-15T08:13:30Z
2017-04-15T08:08:32Z
<p>If I was The Goddess I'd want to shut up that blasphemous self-proclaimed Chosen One, you know.
<br />
And Zeboim caused the shipwreck so you could come to my rescue. Believe it or not, as you like.</p>
<p>But I have to admit that I saw myself eaten alive. It was so close! When you appeared, with Kiani wearing half of my gear I felt so relieved. Relieved and scared. I didn't know if you had come to rescue me or to steal my clothes so Kiani could fully impersonate me!</p>
<p>Anyway, nevermore. I was sick of feeling powerless. First it was Plugg. Then, the grindylows. I made a promise not to be defenseless ever again. They'd be the ones to fear me!</p>
If I was The Goddess I'd want to shut up that blasphemous self-proclaimed Chosen One, you know.
And Zeboim caused the shipwreck so you could come to my rescue. Believe it or not, as you like.
But I have to admit that I saw myself eaten alive. It was so close! When you appeared, with Kiani wearing half of my gear I felt so relieved. Relieved and scared. I didn't know if you had come to rescue me or to steal my clothes so Kiani could fully impersonate me!
Anyway, nevermore. I was sick of...
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-15T08:08:32Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#45
2017-04-15T07:56:05Z
2017-04-15T07:56:05Z
<p>Even if Zeboim had protected Sandara, the one who kidnapped her was one of her followers too! Do you mean that Zeboim did this just to get us to kill one of her followers? Hard to believe. I'd rather think that she didn't have anything to do with it.</p>
Even if Zeboim had protected Sandara, the one who kidnapped her was one of her followers too! Do you mean that Zeboim did this just to get us to kill one of her followers? Hard to believe. I'd rather think that she didn't have anything to do with it.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-15T07:56:05Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: False factoids
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=122?False-factoids#6089
2017-04-14T20:12:06Z
2017-04-14T20:11:37Z
<p>IHIYC is actually not wearing a jester hat. In fact, he's a twi'lek and those are his head tails.</p>
IHIYC is actually not wearing a jester hat. In fact, he's a twi'lek and those are his head tails.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-14T20:11:37Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=258?BANNED#12891
2017-04-14T18:46:44Z
2017-04-14T18:45:13Z
<p>The smurfer is banned for causing an indigestion to my cat familiar! (Who is called Azrael)
<br />
Edit: and for getting me eaten by my own cat when I was polymorphed by saying his name!!!</p>
The smurfer is banned for causing an indigestion to my cat familiar! (Who is called Azrael)
Edit: and for getting me eaten by my own cat when I was polymorphed by saying his name!!!
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-14T18:45:13Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=7?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#307
2017-04-14T09:55:46Z
2017-04-14T09:55:46Z
<p>10/10 You look like a female version of your brother ;-D</p>
10/10 You look like a female version of your brother ;-D
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-14T09:55:46Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=258?BANNED#12889
2017-04-14T04:55:32Z
2017-04-14T04:55:32Z
<p>Ekanta Hanoi is banned for accusing Valinor of using up all the bleach when it's obvious that he was his accomplice.</p>
Ekanta Hanoi is banned for accusing Valinor of using up all the bleach when it's obvious that he was his accomplice.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-14T04:55:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=109?The-Next-Poster#5425
2017-04-13T19:23:21Z
2017-04-13T19:23:21Z
<p>Make it join my Mad Sea Monkeys spell. It's probably feeling alone.</p>
<p>The next poster makes big things with small spells.</p>
Make it join my Mad Sea Monkeys spell. It's probably feeling alone.
The next poster makes big things with small spells.
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-13T19:23:21Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3118?Deep-6-FaWtL#155877
2017-04-13T14:02:54Z
2017-04-13T12:54:50Z
<p>I don't have a dragon fetish!
<br />
I AM A DRAGON.
<br />
That's just that all the silly people seems to think I am just a weird (and awesome) woman with scales. I pity them.</p>
I don't have a dragon fetish!
I AM A DRAGON.
That's just that all the silly people seems to think I am just a weird (and awesome) woman with scales. I pity them.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-13T12:54:50Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=109?The-Next-Poster#5421
2017-04-13T11:29:22Z
2017-04-13T11:29:22Z
<p>These humans and their exotic meals! Who would think of shredding the meat, burning it, then letting the milk turn solid and then turn some cereals to that delicious thing they call bread? The complexity of the process amazes me!</p>
<p>The next poster has the quality of beingbeing able, to see the amazing part of the simple things.</p>
These humans and their exotic meals! Who would think of shredding the meat, burning it, then letting the milk turn solid and then turn some cereals to that delicious thing they call bread? The complexity of the process amazes me!
The next poster has the quality of beingbeing able, to see the amazing part of the simple things.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-13T11:29:22Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#38
2017-04-13T08:37:54Z
2017-04-13T08:37:54Z
<p>Wow... I mean... what?
<br />
Stop it now! You're making me emotional too!</p>
Wow... I mean... what?
Stop it now! You're making me emotional too!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-13T08:37:54Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#36
2017-04-13T05:44:46Z
2017-04-13T05:44:46Z
<p>That's not what happened.</p>
That's not what happened.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-13T05:44:46Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#35
2017-04-13T05:44:19Z
2017-04-13T05:44:19Z
<p>Next, Whale eat priestess.</p>
Next, Whale eat priestess.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-13T05:44:19Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=109?The-Next-Poster#5419
2017-04-13T04:52:50Z
2017-04-13T04:52:50Z
<p>I did so much evil that I was sentenced to Community Service. I do nothing, Heavens are always so clean.</p>
<p>The next poster also has an easy job.</p>
I did so much evil that I was sentenced to Community Service. I do nothing, Heavens are always so clean.
The next poster also has an easy job.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-13T04:52:50Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtL
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3118?Deep-6-FaWtL#155862
2017-04-13T10:29:31Z
2017-04-13T04:37:04Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Deep Thoughts, By Cap Yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Occasionally, you think to yourself that if you didn't have so many aliases then maybe people wouldn't come up with such ridiculous user names.</p>
<p>But then you spend time out in the world, and you realize having so many aliases probably wouldn't change anything. People will still come up with ridiculous user names. </blockquote><p>At least by having so many aliases I keep people for coming up with MY ridiculous user names.
Deep Thoughts, By Cap Yesterday wrote:Occasionally, you think to yourself that if you didn't have so many aliases then maybe people wouldn't come up with such ridiculous user names.
But then you spend time out in the world, and you realize having so many aliases probably wouldn't change anything. People will still come up with ridiculous user names.
At least by having so many aliases I keep people for coming up with MY ridiculous user names.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-13T04:37:04Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=455?Last-one-to-post-wins#22706
2017-04-12T13:48:31Z
2017-04-12T13:48:31Z
<p>I don't know which one of you is creepier...</p>
I don't know which one of you is creepier...
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-12T13:48:31Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=455?Last-one-to-post-wins#22704
2017-04-12T13:47:51Z
2017-04-12T13:45:26Z
<p>I'm glad of having sprouted just a few weeks ago and being innocent enough to not know what's going on.</p>
<p>To my eyes it looks like some foul ritual to corrupt my kind.</p>
<p>I must save them.</p>
<p>•Picks up the «corrupted» pinecones and tries to wash away the hog fat and the shame out of them•</p>
<p>Hold on, my little ones, I'm saving you. Don't fear. You'll be OK.</p>
I'm glad of having sprouted just a few weeks ago and being innocent enough to not know what's going on.
To my eyes it looks like some foul ritual to corrupt my kind.
I must save them.
*Picks up the «corrupted» pinecones and tries to wash away the hog fat and the shame out of them*
Hold on, my little ones, I'm saving you. Don't fear. You'll be OK.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-12T13:45:26Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#27
2017-04-12T10:44:49Z
2017-04-12T10:44:49Z
<p>That stopped being a believable excuse a long time ago.</p>
That stopped being a believable excuse a long time ago.
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-12T10:44:49Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#25
2017-04-12T09:41:39Z
2017-04-12T09:38:26Z
<p>That terrible moment when you realize that you are the formal one and everybody is insane but you.</p>
<p>Fox claimed to have spent too much time constrained by the Dark Knight's rules and that he wanted to live.</p>
<p>Kiani, as always, claimed to be blue as an excuse. Hey, I'm different, I'm blue, I can do whatever I want.</p>
<p>Sandara was not good at making excuses.</p>
<p>The truth: they are all insane.</p>
<p>It sucks to be the formal one.</p>
That terrible moment when you realize that you are the formal one and everybody is insane but you.
Fox claimed to have spent too much time constrained by the Dark Knight's rules and that he wanted to live.
Kiani, as always, claimed to be blue as an excuse. Hey, I'm different, I'm blue, I can do whatever I want.
Sandara was not good at making excuses.
The truth: they are all insane.
It sucks to be the formal one.
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-12T09:38:26Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#24
2017-04-12T10:01:01Z
2017-04-12T09:31:32Z
<p>Saying that we went wild is not enough.</p>
<p>We all sang our song in front of Plugg. If he didn't already know it was all about him he was a bigger idiot than he seemed.</p>
<p>We had nothing to lose. He already hated us and wanted us dead. We were not afraid. He had pushed us too far and we were just mad. And we didn't care that he knew we were coming for him.</p>
<p>Kiani and I showed off our relationship in public (hey, we were just friends with a lot of privileges). We got Fox involved too. It was crazy! My message was clear: «Anybody but you, sucker!»</p>
<p>I bet he was fumbling. Of course he wasn't scared. He was not intelligent enough to be scared.</p>
Saying that we went wild is not enough.
We all sang our song in front of Plugg. If he didn't already know it was all about him he was a bigger idiot than he seemed.
We had nothing to lose. He already hated us and wanted us dead. We were not afraid. He had pushed us too far and we were just mad. And we didn't care that he knew we were coming for him.
Kiani and I showed off our relationship in public (hey, we were just friends with a lot of privileges). We got Fox involved too. It was crazy!...
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-12T09:31:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=98?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4884
2017-04-12T13:53:47Z
2017-04-12T07:03:03Z
<p>Pinky and The Brain's <s>Hamster</s> Master.</p>
Pinky and The Brain's Hamster Master.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-12T07:03:03Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=454?Last-one-to-post-wins#22700
2017-04-12T06:59:18Z
2017-04-12T06:59:18Z
<p>I don't know if I should be happy for that, as it makes me mostly irrelevant.</p>
I don't know if I should be happy for that, as it makes me mostly irrelevant.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-12T06:59:18Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=454?Last-one-to-post-wins#22696
2017-04-12T01:50:34Z
2017-04-12T01:49:38Z
<p>Uh-oh...
<br />
I don't have a stat block.
<br />
You're not going to deport me, are you?</p>
<p>•Gives an inoffensive look•</p>
Uh-oh...
I don't have a stat block.
You're not going to deport me, are you?
*Gives an inoffensive look*
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-12T01:49:38Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=454?Last-one-to-post-wins#22678
2017-04-11T05:36:44Z
2017-04-11T05:36:44Z
<p>•Makes a screeching noise when he starts to move•
<br />
Resistance is strongly encouraged.
<br />
It makes everything more interesting.</p>
*Makes a screeching noise when he starts to move*
Resistance is strongly encouraged.
It makes everything more interesting.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-11T05:36:44Z
Re: Forums: Advice: Pathfinder Final Boss Difficulty
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uaas?Pathfinder-Final-Boss-Difficulty#5
2017-04-11T05:14:05Z
2017-04-11T05:14:05Z
<p>Evil! Evil!</p>
<p>And insane from what I can tell as she speaks to herself.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I swear there was a post. It disappeared!</span></p>
Evil! Evil!
And insane from what I can tell as she speaks to herself.
I swear there was a post. It disappeared!
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-11T05:14:05Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=454?Last-one-to-post-wins#22672
2017-04-10T13:11:54Z
2017-04-10T13:11:54Z
<p>•Gets out of the Maze just because the spell has expired. Artephius is immobile, looking like he hasn't even tried to get out of the Maze•</p>
*Gets out of the Maze just because the spell has expired. Artephius is immobile, looking like he hasn't even tried to get out of the Maze*
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-10T13:11:54Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=98?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4867
2017-04-10T09:21:59Z
2017-04-10T09:21:59Z
<p>Viddy Gibbons</p>
Viddy Gibbons
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-10T09:21:59Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#16
2017-04-10T06:06:18Z
2017-04-10T06:06:18Z
<p>I had the time of my life throwing garbage at them!</p>
<p>Fox at least tried to dodge, but Mom was like... instant karma! All the discarded sh•t from the kitchen is coming back to hit you in the face!</p>
<p>•laughs•</p>
<p>Kiani ruined the fun. She was too quick. I was only able to hit her once.</p>
I had the time of my life throwing garbage at them!
Fox at least tried to dodge, but Mom was like... instant karma! All the discarded sh*t from the kitchen is coming back to hit you in the face!
*laughs*
Kiani ruined the fun. She was too quick. I was only able to hit her once.
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-10T06:06:18Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#14
2017-04-09T14:45:05Z
2017-04-09T14:45:05Z
<p>Yes, that was the only day after the first that Kroop was too drunk to wake up to do his job. Seriously, I don't know why they said he had a drinking issue...</p>
<p>I had to serve the leftovers of our meal of the last day. Fortunately nobody noticed.</p>
Yes, that was the only day after the first that Kroop was too drunk to wake up to do his job. Seriously, I don't know why they said he had a drinking issue...
I had to serve the leftovers of our meal of the last day. Fortunately nobody noticed.
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-09T14:45:05Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=454?Last-one-to-post-wins#22655
2017-04-09T11:59:35Z
2017-04-09T11:59:35Z
<p>I sabotaged your file. You had me receiving lashes all the time!</p>
I sabotaged your file. You had me receiving lashes all the time!
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-09T11:59:35Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=453?Last-one-to-post-wins#22643
2017-04-09T11:06:52Z
2017-04-09T11:06:52Z
<p>•Lazily throws some of the pine seeds scattered on the ground to the goblin's head•</p>
<p>Sorry, but you're no longer wining.</p>
*Lazily throws some of the pine seeds scattered on the ground to the goblin's head*
Sorry, but you're no longer wining.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-09T11:06:52Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#11
2017-04-09T08:56:21Z
2017-04-09T08:56:21Z
<p>Why are you making me look like I was doing nothing but receiving lashes?</p>
<p>I have to say that I had never been on a ship before, I was new to the job.
<br />
At that time I was red as a crab because of the sun, I had bleeding hands and my back looked like a tic tac toe game, but did I complain?</p>
<p>Meanwhile Darren was having fun in the kitchen and Kiani was making friends with everybody.</p>
<p>The world is not fair.</p>
<p>Anyway, my life was much better now than among the Dark Knights. Pirates can be a good folk.</p>
Why are you making me look like I was doing nothing but receiving lashes?
I have to say that I had never been on a ship before, I was new to the job.
At that time I was red as a crab because of the sun, I had bleeding hands and my back looked like a tic tac toe game, but did I complain?
Meanwhile Darren was having fun in the kitchen and Kiani was making friends with everybody.
The world is not fair.
Anyway, my life was much better now than among the Dark Knights. Pirates can be a good folk.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-09T08:56:21Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#10
2017-04-09T08:26:16Z
2017-04-09T08:26:16Z
<p>Oh, in the end he did know our name.
<br />
Just wait for the next part.
<br />
The storm is rising!</p>
Oh, in the end he did know our name.
Just wait for the next part.
The storm is rising!
First Mate Sandara Quinn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-09T08:26:16Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=453?Last-one-to-post-wins#22638
2017-04-08T19:36:05Z
2017-04-08T19:35:26Z
<p>Of course I take responsability! I won't let anybody else take credit for my deeds!</p>
<p>Now who wants a Pineclone?</p>
Of course I take responsability! I won't let anybody else take credit for my deeds!
Now who wants a Pineclone?
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-08T19:35:26Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Best one-liner that made the whole table laugh?
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mahp&page=28?Best-oneliner-that-made-the-whole-table-laugh#1351
2017-04-08T14:23:03Z
2017-04-08T14:23:03Z
<p>People shouldn't care so much about what we do with our free time!
<br />
I hate those paladins, always judging. I don't know how I ended dating one. And a half-elf too! I guess that makes me half-vegetarian or something.</p>
People shouldn't care so much about what we do with our free time!
I hate those paladins, always judging. I don't know how I ended dating one. And a half-elf too! I guess that makes me half-vegetarian or something.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-08T14:23:03Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Best one-liner that made the whole table laugh?
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mahp&page=27?Best-oneliner-that-made-the-whole-table-laugh#1348
2017-04-08T12:24:46Z
2017-04-08T12:24:46Z
<p>It's a good place to search for a good aged wine. As long as you have purify drink. That would be the most stupid way ever to be infected with ghoul fever.</p>
<p>And just to make it clear, I don't have a drinking issue. Other people have an issue with me drinking. Let each one fix her own issues.</p>
<p>EDIT: Forget about purify drink. It removes the alcohol. You'd be drinking grape juice.</p>
It's a good place to search for a good aged wine. As long as you have purify drink. That would be the most stupid way ever to be infected with ghoul fever.
And just to make it clear, I don't have a drinking issue. Other people have an issue with me drinking. Let each one fix her own issues.
EDIT: Forget about purify drink. It removes the alcohol. You'd be drinking grape juice.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-08T12:24:46Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#7
2017-04-08T11:38:49Z
2017-04-08T11:38:09Z
<p>He had a comfy hammock, free food and he did nothing but drink his ass with Kroop all day! It was paradise for him!</p>
<p>Meanwhile I was receiving lashes everyday and you were harassed by Plugg and his cronies! </p>
<p>He doesn't deserve all the luck that he has!</p>
He had a comfy hammock, free food and he did nothing but drink his ass with Kroop all day! It was paradise for him!
Meanwhile I was receiving lashes everyday and you were harassed by Plugg and his cronies!
He doesn't deserve all the luck that he has!
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-08T11:38:09Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=453?Last-one-to-post-wins#22630
2017-04-08T08:51:08Z
2017-04-08T08:50:42Z
<p>I'm not interested in any kind of intercourse. I just implant pinecones in severed limbs. I find your methods of reproduction to be highly repulsive.</p>
I'm not interested in any kind of intercourse. I just implant pinecones in severed limbs. I find your methods of reproduction to be highly repulsive.
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-08T08:50:42Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=453?Last-one-to-post-wins#22628
2017-04-08T08:32:57Z
2017-04-08T08:32:57Z
<p>•Appears again•</p>
<p>Clones? I heard that some of you might be interested in a pinecone wood replica of yourselves.</p>
<p>I can help. You only need to be implanted with a pinecone.</p>
<p>It's the only way my species can reproduce so any help is welcome.</p>
<p>Who wants a Pineclone?</p>
*Appears again*
Clones? I heard that some of you might be interested in a pinecone wood replica of yourselves.
I can help. You only need to be implanted with a pinecone.
It's the only way my species can reproduce so any help is welcome.
Who wants a Pineclone?
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-08T08:32:57Z
Re: Forums: Campaign Journals: Skull and Blood (A Skull and Shackles Dragonlance campaign)
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua54?Skull-and-Blood#5
2017-04-08T08:26:08Z
2017-04-08T08:26:08Z
<p>You're making people think I am a lazy person!
<br />
I am a hard-working man!
<br />
I just... like to measure my efforts.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I've created aliases for two of the PCs (the other one belongs to another member to the boards and will be probably posting here too) and I love making in-character remarks, so expect some of this kind of posts.</span></p>
You're making people think I am a lazy person!
I am a hard-working man!
I just... like to measure my efforts.
I've created aliases for two of the PCs (the other one belongs to another member to the boards and will be probably posting here too) and I love making in-character remarks, so expect some of this kind of posts.
Darren «Mom» Alistair (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-08T08:26:08Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=453?Last-one-to-post-wins#22616
2017-04-07T15:00:30Z
2017-04-07T15:00:30Z
<p>Small man look eatible. Can cook.</p>
Small man look eatible. Can cook.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-07T15:00:30Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=453?Last-one-to-post-wins#22609
2017-04-07T13:38:44Z
2017-04-07T13:38:44Z
<p>I'm not here to win.
<br />
I am here to ensure nobody else does.</p>
I'm not here to win.
I am here to ensure nobody else does.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-07T13:38:44Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=109?The-Next-Poster#5408
2017-04-07T09:01:31Z
2017-04-07T09:01:31Z
<p>Pesticides, bactericides, antibiotics, that shouldn't exist! They are just an example of the big creature supremacists trying to erradicate smaller life forms!</p>
<p>The next poster fights for equality of small life forms.</p>
Pesticides, bactericides, antibiotics, that shouldn't exist! They are just an example of the big creature supremacists trying to erradicate smaller life forms!
The next poster fights for equality of small life forms.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-07T09:01:31Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=453?Last-one-to-post-wins#22604
2017-04-07T08:40:10Z
2017-04-07T08:39:32Z
<p>This janitor has already won for too much time. It seems like a cruel thing to leave him here cleaning my mess forever.</p>
<p>•Takes another sip of rum in a teacup•</p>
<p>So I am the winner now. Even though I expect this victory to be a short lived one.</p>
This janitor has already won for too much time. It seems like a cruel thing to leave him here cleaning my mess forever.
*Takes another sip of rum in a teacup*
So I am the winner now. Even though I expect this victory to be a short lived one.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-07T08:39:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=30?Order-66#1478
2017-04-06T14:47:40Z
2017-04-06T13:55:20Z
<p>•Cooks a depp fried Johnny•</p>
*Cooks a depp fried Johnny*
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-06T13:55:20Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=452?Last-one-to-post-wins#22594
2017-04-06T12:35:21Z
2017-04-06T12:35:21Z
<p>•Serves himself a cup and takes a sip and slowly pallates the drink•</p>
<p>It's an... interesting taste.</p>
<p>I've been backstabbed, shot in the mouth, and even alchemically diseased but this... what is this savory lethal concoction?</p>
<p>•Takes another sip•</p>
<p>If you're trying to kill me, my lady, I should warn you that I have Delay Poison, Delay Disease and Delay Everything I can Think Of casted on myself everyday. I grew tired of too many backstabbing false friends.</p>
*Serves himself a cup and takes a sip and slowly pallates the drink*
It's an... interesting taste.
I've been backstabbed, shot in the mouth, and even alchemically diseased but this... what is this savory lethal concoction?
*Takes another sip*
If you're trying to kill me, my lady, I should warn you that I have Delay Poison, Delay Disease and Delay Everything I can Think Of casted on myself everyday. I grew tired of too many backstabbing false friends.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-06T12:35:21Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=452?Last-one-to-post-wins#22592
2017-04-06T07:46:45Z
2017-04-06T07:46:14Z
<p>•Tries to blow a fanfare fory himself•
<br />
•Spits acid all over the place•</p>
<p>Sometimes this draconic form is nothing but a nuisance.</p>
<p>•Takes the shape of a tanned nobleman dressed in black clothes and takes a seat•</p>
<p>Much better. Who is willing to serve some tea to me?</p>
*Tries to blow a fanfare fory himself*
*Spits acid all over the place*
Sometimes this draconic form is nothing but a nuisance.
*Takes the shape of a tanned nobleman dressed in black clothes and takes a seat*
Much better. Who is willing to serve some tea to me?
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-06T07:46:14Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=452?Last-one-to-post-wins#22590
2017-04-06T07:41:16Z
2017-04-06T07:41:16Z
<p>•Stands in his way•
<br />
No, you didn't.</p>
*Stands in his way*
No, you didn't.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-06T07:41:16Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=109?The-Next-Poster#5404
2017-04-06T07:39:55Z
2017-04-06T07:39:55Z
<p>My dragon lair is protected against everything after so many adventurers have come to try to convert me to their religion, sell me cookies and get me to change my electric company. I have protection against everything: fire, ice, wind, alignments, alignment threads, nuking, floods... My lair is actually flooded so I don't think it could be even more flooded.</p>
<p>The Next poster found the weak point in my lair's protections.</p>
My dragon lair is protected against everything after so many adventurers have come to try to convert me to their religion, sell me cookies and get me to change my electric company. I have protection against everything: fire, ice, wind, alignments, alignment threads, nuking, floods... My lair is actually flooded so I don't think it could be even more flooded.
The Next poster found the weak point in my lair's protections.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-06T07:39:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=452?Last-one-to-post-wins#22587
2017-04-06T07:32:59Z
2017-04-06T07:32:59Z
<p>A 2 minute win is an appropriate win for one of your size.</p>
A 2 minute win is an appropriate win for one of your size.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-06T07:32:59Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Why are aberrations so adorable?
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u9yg?Why-are-aberrations-so-adorable#9
2017-04-11T04:44:38Z
2017-04-06T07:25:24Z
<p>With so many eyes I can give a really intense puppy stare. And I have many appendages to cuddle. Just come and let me show you...</p>
With so many eyes I can give a really intense puppy stare. And I have many appendages to cuddle. Just come and let me show you...
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-06T07:25:24Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Air Your Grievances
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sz4v&page=25?Air-Your-Grievances#1246
2017-04-06T05:02:20Z
2017-04-06T05:02:20Z
<p>There is also a kender in the trilogy of Mina that is kinda OK. He's called Nightshade and he's not the average kender.</p>
<p>I don't dislike all kender but I hate how even the authors made all them be the same. They could have developed them a bit not to behave all like Tasselhoff and to be able to fit the game without being a pain in the ass. But they reinforced that until they were barely playable.</p>
<p>I managed to introduce some of them as NPCs in my games and my players actually liked them, but I had to add some changes to make them be less disruptive.</p>
<p>Anyway, I love Dragonlance (I've been GMing in Dragonlance for years and we have shaped the world in a way that it's now our own setting rather than the standard one, so I cannot leave all that behind and move to another setting), but as it is it's a flawed and outdated setting, with a lack of variety in a lot of ways and some unplayable options that need to be fixed (kender and gnomes i.e.) and underdeveloped gods. We've been working hard to change that and have the setting evolve into our times but again, as it is it needs a lot of work. Anyway, I love Dragonlance, specially the Dragonlance version we play at my table xD</p>
There is also a kender in the trilogy of Mina that is kinda OK. He's called Nightshade and he's not the average kender.
I don't dislike all kender but I hate how even the authors made all them be the same. They could have developed them a bit not to behave all like Tasselhoff and to be able to fit the game without being a pain in the ass. But they reinforced that until they were barely playable.
I managed to introduce some of them as NPCs in my games and my players actually liked them, but...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-06T05:02:20Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Air Your Grievances
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sz4v&page=25?Air-Your-Grievances#1247
2017-04-06T16:42:11Z
2017-04-06T05:02:20Z
<p>There is also a kender in the trilogy of Mina that is kinda OK. He's called Nightshade and he's not the average kender.</p>
<p>I don't dislike all kender but I hate how even the authors made all them be the same. They could have developed them a bit not to behave all like Tasselhoff and to be able to fit the game without being a pain in the ass. But they reinforced that until they were barely playable.</p>
<p>I managed to introduce some of them as NPCs in my games and my players actually liked them, but I had to add some changes to make them be less disruptive.</p>
<p>Anyway, I love Dragonlance (I've been GMing in Dragonlance for years and we have shaped the world in a way that it's now our own setting rather than the standard one, so I cannot leave all that behind and move to another setting), but as it is it's a flawed and outdated setting, with a lack of variety in a lot of ways and some unplayable options that need to be fixed (kender and gnomes i.e.) and underdeveloped gods. We've been working hard to change that and have the setting evolve into our times but again, as it is it needs a lot of work. Anyway, I love Dragonlance, specially the Dragonlance version we play at my table xD</p>
There is also a kender in the trilogy of Mina that is kinda OK. He's called Nightshade and he's not the average kender.
I don't dislike all kender but I hate how even the authors made all them be the same. They could have developed them a bit not to behave all like Tasselhoff and to be able to fit the game without being a pain in the ass. But they reinforced that until they were barely playable.
I managed to introduce some of them as NPCs in my games and my players actually liked them, but...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-06T05:02:20Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=452?Last-one-to-post-wins#22570
2017-04-05T19:23:28Z
2017-04-05T19:23:28Z
<p>•It has moved. Just a bit•</p>
*It has moved. Just a bit*
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T19:23:28Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=452?Last-one-to-post-wins#22569
2017-04-05T19:21:09Z
2017-04-05T19:21:09Z
<p>Please, do it.
<br />
That thing should probably not even exist.</p>
Please, do it.
That thing should probably not even exist.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T19:21:09Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Why are aberrations so adorable?
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u9yg?Why-are-aberrations-so-adorable#3
2017-04-11T04:44:22Z
2017-04-05T19:09:52Z
<p>Cuddle me!</p>
Cuddle me!
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T19:09:52Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=98?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4860
2017-04-05T18:43:27Z
2017-04-05T18:43:27Z
<p>Queen-to-be</p>
Queen-to-be
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T18:43:27Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=452?Last-one-to-post-wins#22566
2017-04-05T14:55:33Z
2017-04-05T14:51:25Z
<p>•The pinecone is starting to vaguely resemble The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan, but it's still kinda featureless and has the size of a football ball•</p>
*The pinecone is starting to vaguely resemble The Big Bad Wolf of Karazhan, but it's still kinda featureless and has the size of a football ball*
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T14:51:25Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=452?Last-one-to-post-wins#22564
2017-04-05T14:03:43Z
2017-04-05T14:03:43Z
<p>•Something is slowly starting to grow from The Big Bad Wolf's discarded pinecone•</p>
*Something is slowly starting to grow from The Big Bad Wolf's discarded pinecone*
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T14:03:43Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=452?Last-one-to-post-wins#22561
2017-04-05T12:47:14Z
2017-04-05T12:47:14Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Game Hamster wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> .. Uh yes AM Bear... rawr! </blockquote><p>Would this be some sort of variation on AM BARBARIAN?
</p>
</blockquote><p>AM Bear-BARIAN?
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I have banished most of my Aliases from the thread! Damn, it's turning difficult to find one to post now xD</span></p>
The Game Hamster wrote:Vidmaster7 wrote: .. Uh yes AM Bear... rawr!
Would this be some sort of variation on AM BARBARIAN?
AM Bear-BARIAN? I have banished most of my Aliases from the thread! Damn, it's turning difficult to find one to post now xD
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T12:47:14Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=452?Last-one-to-post-wins#22560
2017-04-05T12:42:34Z
2017-04-05T12:42:34Z
<p>Why do you smell like that weird wood woman with the pinecones?</p>
<p>You two...?</p>
Why do you smell like that weird wood woman with the pinecones?
You two...?
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T12:42:34Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=108?The-Next-Poster#5397
2017-04-05T09:36:32Z
2017-04-05T09:36:32Z
<p>One would expect that now that she's a noblewoman and wants to claim her birthright and all that stuff she'd stop going to muddy places, but nooooo!
<br />
And there has to come the younger sister to get her clean and elegant again! One of these days I'm just letting her go in public with those dirty shoes!</p>
<p>The next poster knows what having an older sister is.</p>
One would expect that now that she's a noblewoman and wants to claim her birthright and all that stuff she'd stop going to muddy places, but nooooo!
And there has to come the younger sister to get her clean and elegant again! One of these days I'm just letting her go in public with those dirty shoes!
The next poster knows what having an older sister is.
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T09:36:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=108?The-Next-Poster#5394
2017-04-05T08:11:30Z
2017-04-05T08:11:30Z
<p>Yes, it made me delusional. I took my mind to a parallel world where I imagined you were telling a story about the Chess people. Please tell me another one!</p>
<p>The next poster is good at storytelling.</p>
Yes, it made me delusional. I took my mind to a parallel world where I imagined you were telling a story about the Chess people. Please tell me another one!
The next poster is good at storytelling.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T08:11:30Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=452?Last-one-to-post-wins#22551
2017-04-05T06:57:18Z
2017-04-05T06:57:18Z
<p>Awwwww...
<br />
•Stops grabbing Vid•
<br />
Cook parrot then. Where?</p>
Awwwww...
*Stops grabbing Vid*
Cook parrot then. Where?
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T06:57:18Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22549
2017-04-05T06:23:55Z
2017-04-05T06:23:55Z
<p>•Looks at Vid carefully•
<br />
Is bear?
<br />
Hate land things. All look same.</p>
*Looks at Vid carefully*
Is bear?
Hate land things. All look same.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T06:23:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22547
2017-04-05T06:13:06Z
2017-04-05T06:13:06Z
<p>Lotta hair. Is sheep? Can cook sheep?</p>
Lotta hair. Is sheep? Can cook sheep?
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T06:13:06Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22545
2017-04-05T06:08:00Z
2017-04-05T06:08:00Z
<p>•Trips Vid with his tiny tentacles and climbs to his face, grabbing him in a facehugger fashion•</p>
*Trips Vid with his tiny tentacles and climbs to his face, grabbing him in a facehugger fashion*
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T06:08:00Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22543
2017-04-05T06:06:08Z
2017-04-05T06:00:48Z
<p>@Kileanna:
<br />
I grew from one of your discarded pinecones.
<br />
I am... sort of a better you.</p>
<p>@Johnny Depp Puppet:
<br />
I'm not into self-centered men, sorry.</p>
<p>Now I have to leave. The job of a healer never ends.</p>
<p>I'll be back whenever a limb has to be replaced for a pinecone.</p>
<p>•Vanishes in an explosion of pine seeds•</p>
@Kileanna:
I grew from one of your discarded pinecones.
I am... sort of a better you.
@Johnny Depp Puppet:
I'm not into self-centered men, sorry.
Now I have to leave. The job of a healer never ends.
I'll be back whenever a limb has to be replaced for a pinecone.
*Vanishes in an explosion of pine seeds*
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T06:00:48Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22538
2017-04-05T05:31:48Z
2017-04-05T05:31:48Z
<p>•A mysterious wooden woman appears, replacing The Wolf's severed foot with a pinecone•</p>
*A mysterious wooden woman appears, replacing The Wolf's severed foot with a pinecone*
Pinecone Girl (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T05:31:48Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22532
2017-04-05T04:59:39Z
2017-04-05T04:59:39Z
<p>•Looks at Nina with hungry eyes•</p>
<p>Parrot!
<br />
Cook parrot!</p>
<p>•The small grindylow slimes through all the room trying to reach the flying snowy owless, while carrying a giant frying pan in his tiny hands•</p>
*Looks at Nina with hungry eyes*
Parrot!
Cook parrot!
*The small grindylow slimes through all the room trying to reach the flying snowy owless, while carrying a giant frying pan in his tiny hands*
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T04:59:39Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22531
2017-04-05T04:56:55Z
2017-04-05T04:56:55Z
<p>•Nina flies away in fear staying away from the Wolf•</p>
*Nina flies away in fear staying away from the Wolf*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T04:56:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22530
2017-04-05T13:49:18Z
2017-04-05T04:51:55Z
<p>Know to cook fish-squid-meat-parrot.
<br />
Can take skin, gouge eyes, take guts, cut head. Like to do. Throw in pan.
<br />
Makes funny noises.
<br />
Understand?
<br />
Cookie talk Aquan only before.</p>
Know to cook fish-squid-meat-parrot.
Can take skin, gouge eyes, take guts, cut head. Like to do. Throw in pan.
Makes funny noises.
Understand?
Cookie talk Aquan only before.
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-05T04:51:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22522
2017-04-04T19:29:24Z
2017-04-04T19:29:24Z
<p>No cook self!
<br />
No cook octopus and no cook self!
<br />
Too good for too-legged!
<br />
No cook self!</p>
<p>•Stares at the gingerbread man•
<br />
•Grabs him with his tentacles and puts it into a cauldron•</p>
<p>Smell good! Cook this!</p>
No cook self!
No cook octopus and no cook self!
Too good for too-legged!
No cook self!
*Stares at the gingerbread man*
*Grabs him with his tentacles and puts it into a cauldron*
Smell good! Cook this!
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-04T19:29:24Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22520
2017-04-04T18:58:23Z
2017-04-04T18:58:23Z
<p>What you do want Cookie do?</p>
What you do want Cookie do?
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-04T18:58:23Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Kileanna's inner Gyarados (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22512
2017-04-04T08:06:20Z
2017-04-04T08:03:14Z
<p>Gyaaaaaaa!</p>
<p>•Issue fixed•</p>
Gyaaaaaaa!
*Issue fixed*
Kileanna's inner Gyarados (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-04T08:03:14Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22510
2017-04-04T07:59:55Z
2017-04-04T07:59:55Z
<p>Gyaaaaaaaaaarrr</p>
<p>Oh, man, I'm impersonating a Gyarados instead of a pirate.</p>
<p>This is not my thing.</p>
Gyaaaaaaaaaarrr
Oh, man, I'm impersonating a Gyarados instead of a pirate.
This is not my thing.
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-04T07:59:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=451?Last-one-to-post-wins#22507
2017-04-04T05:14:10Z
2017-04-04T05:14:10Z
<p>I can do the Spanish piratey thing. But talking like a pirate in English is waaaay too much to me.
<br />
I can imitate Alestorm songs, that's my best.</p>
<p>Keelhaul that filty landlubber, send him down to the dephts below, make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!</p>
I can do the Spanish piratey thing. But talking like a pirate in English is waaaay too much to me.
I can imitate Alestorm songs, that's my best.
Keelhaul that filty landlubber, send him down to the dephts below, make that bastard walk the plank with a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho!
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-04T05:14:10Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=450?Last-one-to-post-wins#22498
2017-04-04T04:41:01Z
2017-04-04T04:38:15Z
<p>•The bearded man knows too much•
<br />
•Gives him an intense stare•
<br />
•Thinks she'd need Kileanna to give him the Evil Eye•</p>
*The bearded man knows too much*
*Gives him an intense stare*
*Thinks she'd need Kileanna to give him the Evil Eye*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-04T04:38:15Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=450?Last-one-to-post-wins#22496
2017-04-04T04:20:49Z
2017-04-04T04:20:49Z
<p>•Eats popcorn while faking she doesn't know Kileanna•</p>
*Eats popcorn while faking she doesn't know Kileanna*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-04T04:20:49Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=450?Last-one-to-post-wins#22482
2017-04-03T19:49:46Z
2017-04-03T19:49:46Z
<p>•Seems worried•</p>
*Seems worried*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-03T19:49:46Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=450?Last-one-to-post-wins#22480
2017-04-03T19:45:47Z
2017-04-03T19:45:47Z
<p>•Looks into the door labeled «Library»•
<br />
•Looks into the closet•
<br />
•Looks again into the «Library»•
<br />
•Seems confused•</p>
*Looks into the door labeled «Library»*
*Looks into the closet*
*Looks again into the «Library»*
*Seems confused*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-03T19:45:47Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=450?Last-one-to-post-wins#22471
2017-04-03T17:44:19Z
2017-04-03T17:43:56Z
<p>•Looks to GH with hungry eyes and stops looking to the popcorn•
<br />
•She is looking to the books he's carrying•
<br />
•One has to have priorities in life•</p>
*Looks to GH with hungry eyes and stops looking to the popcorn*
*She is looking to the books he's carrying*
*One has to have priorities in life*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-03T17:43:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=450?Last-one-to-post-wins#22469
2017-04-03T17:20:58Z
2017-04-03T17:20:39Z
<p>•Stops looking the rat with hungry eyes and stealthily approaches popcorn•
<br />
•One has to have priorities in life•</p>
*Stops looking the rat with hungry eyes and stealthily approaches popcorn*
*One has to have priorities in life*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-03T17:20:39Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=450?Last-one-to-post-wins#22466
2017-04-03T16:48:40Z
2017-04-03T16:48:40Z
<p>•Perches near the rat, looking it with hungry eyes•</p>
*Perches near the rat, looking it with hungry eyes*
Nina, Kileanna's Familiar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-03T16:48:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=450?Last-one-to-post-wins#22460
2017-04-04T15:13:38Z
2017-04-03T15:26:22Z
<p>Me can cook, Wolfie? Can work restoorant.
<br />
Gouge out squids eyes-guts, stew squid for Wolfy?</p>
Me can cook, Wolfie? Can work restoorant.
Gouge out squids eyes-guts, stew squid for Wolfy?
Cookmate Cookie (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-03T15:26:22Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Velvet Larkin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=108?The-Next-Poster#5388
2017-04-03T04:41:01Z
2017-04-03T04:41:01Z
<p>I had some «volunteers» watching the film, Clockwork Orange way. All of them had their sanity washed away so soon that any further attempt to interrogate or brainwash them utterly failed.</p>
<p>The next poster found a good use for the film.</p>
I had some «volunteers» watching the film, Clockwork Orange way. All of them had their sanity washed away so soon that any further attempt to interrogate or brainwash them utterly failed.
The next poster found a good use for the film.
Velvet Larkin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-03T04:41:01Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#22439
2017-04-02T07:39:08Z
2017-04-02T07:39:08Z
<p>Of course I do! I have so many ideas!
<br />
Don't pay attention to Istixia. I wouldn't have anybody wearing a miniature circus. My shrink spells cannot reduce objects or people to such tiny size.</p>
Of course I do! I have so many ideas!
Don't pay attention to Istixia. I wouldn't have anybody wearing a miniature circus. My shrink spells cannot reduce objects or people to such tiny size.
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-02T07:39:08Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#22436
2017-04-02T07:10:44Z
2017-04-02T07:10:44Z
<p>Stop her.
<br />
I've seen it happen before.
<br />
It starts like this and you end wearing a miniature circus on your head.
<br />
She tried to get me to wear a hat that resembled a dragon head and spat real fire.</p>
Stop her.
I've seen it happen before.
It starts like this and you end wearing a miniature circus on your head.
She tried to get me to wear a hat that resembled a dragon head and spat real fire.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-02T07:10:44Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#22434
2017-04-02T07:06:06Z
2017-04-02T07:06:06Z
<p>Just a hat. More fashionable and easier to remove if you get tired of it. Think of it. We could set a trend.</p>
Just a hat. More fashionable and easier to remove if you get tired of it. Think of it. We could set a trend.
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-02T07:06:06Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#22432
2017-04-02T06:40:35Z
2017-04-02T06:39:05Z
<p>Hmmmmm... I could get tentacles too...
<br />
Or snakes! I'd look like a gorgon! I'd only have to find a way to avoid being bitten. A hat with real living snakes would be so cool!
<br />
Everybody would wear one of them! I just have to figure out how to do it.</p>
Hmmmmm... I could get tentacles too...
Or snakes! I'd look like a gorgon! I'd only have to find a way to avoid being bitten. A hat with real living snakes would be so cool!
Everybody would wear one of them! I just have to figure out how to do it.
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-02T06:39:05Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#22430
2017-04-02T06:15:02Z
2017-04-02T06:15:02Z
<p>Oooooooooooh!
<br />
I totally want THAT hair! Probably not the facial hair.
<br />
My hair is so brown and dull and boring...
<br />
I also want your hat Sihir Aneh. Where can I get one?</p>
Oooooooooooh!
I totally want THAT hair! Probably not the facial hair.
My hair is so brown and dull and boring...
I also want your hat Sihir Aneh. Where can I get one?
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-02T06:15:02Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#22418
2017-04-01T11:26:20Z
2017-04-01T11:26:20Z
<p>Oh, yes. I like goblins.
<br />
•Casts some sort of Haste equivalent on them and lets the mayhem go on•</p>
Oh, yes. I like goblins.
*Casts some sort of Haste equivalent on them and lets the mayhem go on*
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-01T11:26:20Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Air Your Grievances
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sz4v&page=23?Air-Your-Grievances#1150
2017-04-02T21:10:02Z
2017-04-01T04:58:27Z
<p>When I brought Queen Sylvyana to the table everybody kept mistaking her for WoW's Sylvanas. I didn't choose her name, she was a canon villainess (and I think she was named before WoW's Sylvanas, because she is first mentioned in some old Dragonlance resources).
<br />
Even if I have a tendency to abbreviate names, I avoid doing it with leaders or villains because it goes against the image I want to make of them.
<br />
Calling Sylvyana Sylvie or Syl is the best way to ruin her epic evil queen image xD</p>
When I brought Queen Sylvyana to the table everybody kept mistaking her for WoW's Sylvanas. I didn't choose her name, she was a canon villainess (and I think she was named before WoW's Sylvanas, because she is first mentioned in some old Dragonlance resources).
Even if I have a tendency to abbreviate names, I avoid doing it with leaders or villains because it goes against the image I want to make of them.
Calling Sylvyana Sylvie or Syl is the best way to ruin her epic evil queen image xD
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-01T04:58:27Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=108?The-Next-Poster#5386
2017-04-01T04:41:34Z
2017-04-01T04:41:34Z
<p>Yes, My Lord. I'll do it with delight.</p>
<p>•Destroys everything, sets the house on fire and proceeds to slay any witnesses or collaborators in the film•</p>
<p>The next poster will stop Artephius before he goes completely wild•</p>
Yes, My Lord. I'll do it with delight.
*Destroys everything, sets the house on fire and proceeds to slay any witnesses or collaborators in the film*
The next poster will stop Artephius before he goes completely wild*
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-04-01T04:41:34Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=108?The-Next-Poster#5383
2017-03-31T17:30:13Z
2017-03-31T17:30:13Z
<p>And all I did was waiting. They never came out of the room to have dinner!</p>
<p>The Next poster entered that room by accident!</p>
And all I did was waiting. They never came out of the room to have dinner!
The Next poster entered that room by accident!
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-31T17:30:13Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#22415
2017-03-31T16:51:52Z
2017-03-31T16:50:55Z
<p>I don't know. They look like freethinkers. Dangerous thing in a goblin.</p>
I don't know. They look like freethinkers. Dangerous thing in a goblin.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-31T16:50:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#22414
2017-03-31T16:47:45Z
2017-03-31T16:47:45Z
<p>I think they are pretty cool. I'm thinking of helping them to liberate whatever a Jerbli is.</p>
I think they are pretty cool. I'm thinking of helping them to liberate whatever a Jerbli is.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-31T16:47:45Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#22412
2017-03-31T16:45:41Z
2017-03-31T16:45:41Z
<p>What a double nuisance! Communists and Goblins!
<br />
You're not even worth my time.</p>
What a double nuisance! Communists and Goblins!
You're not even worth my time.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-31T16:45:41Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=449?Last-one-to-post-wins#22409
2017-03-31T15:46:50Z
2017-03-31T15:46:50Z
<p>So you're Madame Sissyl now. That sounds nice. Why that social upgrade, my dear?</p>
So you're Madame Sissyl now. That sounds nice. Why that social upgrade, my dear?
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-31T15:46:50Z
Re: Forums: Skull & Shackles: The Price of Infamy (GM Reference)
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2p44s?The-Price-of-Infamy#41
2017-03-30T19:23:17Z
2017-03-30T19:22:56Z
<p>Update on my campaign: My players went first for Harrigan so he was already defeated when we had the fleet battle.
<br />
They had good information about his whereabouts and they wanted to go for him first.</p>
<p>They couldn't scry Grok and Peppery, both good friends of the group, so they reasoned that they were being kept there and wanted to save them.</p>
<p>I allowed them to do it instead of encourage them to play the AP in the right order because I don't want them to feel railroaded.</p>
<p>Honestly, it was equally exciting playing it in the wrong order and Adelita made a much more strong final boss than Harrigan. She almost killed the Cleric. They were not dissapointed because they were more motivated to protect their island than to punish Harrigan, so it was even more epic finishing the book with the fleet battle on their coast.</p>
<p>They took Harrigan as their prisoner and tied him to their flagship mast so he could see his own fleet defeated.</p>
<p>The fleet battle itself was quick and devastating. My players did great and they had an overwhelming victory. Most of them are CHA casters so they are able to control huge squadrons but they didn't have as many ships as they could. I enjoyed GMing the fleet battle and my players enjoyed playing it. Much better than the naval combat rules.</p>
<p>Now starting the last book soon!</p>
Update on my campaign: My players went first for Harrigan so he was already defeated when we had the fleet battle.
They had good information about his whereabouts and they wanted to go for him first.
They couldn't scry Grok and Peppery, both good friends of the group, so they reasoned that they were being kept there and wanted to save them.
I allowed them to do it instead of encourage them to play the AP in the right order because I don't want them to feel railroaded.
Honestly, it was...
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-30T19:22:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#22385
2017-03-30T12:59:48Z
2017-03-30T12:59:23Z
<p>The prunes are preventing them from being banished, Master.</p>
<p>•Blasts everything with an elemental storm anyway•</p>
The prunes are preventing them from being banished, Master.
*Blasts everything with an elemental storm anyway*
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-30T12:59:23Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#22383
2017-03-30T12:36:47Z
2017-03-30T12:35:31Z
<p>Music.
<br />
Word games.
<br />
Prunes.
<br />
That's what happens when you let the uninvited guests in.</p>
<p>I'm sorry, Master. I'm overwhelmed.</p>
<p>The only solution is killing them all.</p>
<p>•Aims his elemental cannons•</p>
<p>If you consent...</p>
Music.
Word games.
Prunes.
That's what happens when you let the uninvited guests in.
I'm sorry, Master. I'm overwhelmed.
The only solution is killing them all.
*Aims his elemental cannons*
If you consent...
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-30T12:35:31Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=108?The-Next-Poster#5375
2017-03-30T08:22:04Z
2017-03-30T08:22:04Z
<p>It turned out that we were supposed to be playing a chess game.</p>
<p>I just kept telling a story with the pieces in the table.</p>
<p>I was glad to get the King killed because the Knight could get the Queen out of the Tower where she was imprisoned and take her with her Bishop lover.</p>
<p>In the end my surviving Black armies were redeemed and joined the White ones to live happily ever after so I don't care a lot if I lost.</p>
<p>The next poster also turned a tabletop game into a story.</p>
It turned out that we were supposed to be playing a chess game.
I just kept telling a story with the pieces in the table.
I was glad to get the King killed because the Knight could get the Queen out of the Tower where she was imprisoned and take her with her Bishop lover.
In the end my surviving Black armies were redeemed and joined the White ones to live happily ever after so I don't care a lot if I lost.
The next poster also turned a tabletop game into a story.
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-30T08:22:04Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Eirenne Nightbreeze (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#22376
2017-03-30T11:31:53Z
2017-03-30T08:11:40Z
<p>I like the singing man.</p>
<p>•Pulls out her guitar and sings along•
<br />
<i>
<br />
Singing bears to your partner, tickle a golem's balls,
<br />
If you ain't been blown up on a Wednesday night, you've never been blown at all.</i></p>
I like the singing man.
*Pulls out her guitar and sings along*
Singing bears to your partner, tickle a golem's balls,
If you ain't been blown up on a Wednesday night, you've never been blown at all.
Eirenne Nightbreeze (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-30T08:11:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#22375
2017-03-30T08:10:05Z
2017-03-30T08:10:05Z
<p>Too many uninvited guests here. Carnage is proving unnefective.</p>
<p>What are your commands, Master?</p>
<p>I sincerely hope you command me to shut up the noise-making man.</p>
Too many uninvited guests here. Carnage is proving unnefective.
What are your commands, Master?
I sincerely hope you command me to shut up the noise-making man.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-30T08:10:05Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#22363
2017-03-29T17:02:01Z
2017-03-29T17:02:01Z
<p>•Throws a prune right in Artephius' eye•</p>
<p>I've blinded it! I win!</p>
*Throws a prune right in Artephius' eye*
I've blinded it! I win!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T17:02:01Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#22361
2017-03-29T16:52:33Z
2017-03-29T16:52:33Z
<p>Inside my metallic head, of course. It is a brain.</p>
<p>•Continues trying to kill the Really Old Gamer while calmly talking to him•</p>
<p>My Creator sure knew what purpose it served. I only know it is there.</p>
<p>•Blasts more uninvited prunes•</p>
Inside my metallic head, of course. It is a brain.
*Continues trying to kill the Really Old Gamer while calmly talking to him*
My Creator sure knew what purpose it served. I only know it is there.
*Blasts more uninvited prunes*
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T16:52:33Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#22359
2017-03-29T16:42:47Z
2017-03-29T16:42:47Z
<p>Stupid guests.
<br />
That prunes cannot hurt me and I am unable to feel humiliation or anger.</p>
<p>•Keeps blasting everything•</p>
<p>And I might not have a mind but I have a brain. It used to belong to an elf.</p>
Stupid guests.
That prunes cannot hurt me and I am unable to feel humiliation or anger.
*Keeps blasting everything*
And I might not have a mind but I have a brain. It used to belong to an elf.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T16:42:47Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#22358
2017-03-29T16:37:46Z
2017-03-29T16:37:46Z
<p>Sounds like a fun game.</p>
<p>•Throws a prune at Artephius•</p>
Sounds like a fun game.
*Throws a prune at Artephius*
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T16:37:46Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#22356
2017-03-29T16:34:02Z
2017-03-29T16:34:02Z
<p>Why do we have a psycho golem as a steward? It sounds... dangerous.</p>
<p>I wouldn't trust any servant without a mind I can control.</p>
Why do we have a psycho golem as a steward? It sounds... dangerous.
I wouldn't trust any servant without a mind I can control.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T16:34:02Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#22354
2017-03-29T16:27:42Z
2017-03-29T16:27:42Z
<p>You have attacked my Master.</p>
<p>NOW, DIE!</p>
<p>•Delightfully blasts the Really Old Gamer, over and over and over again•</p>
You have attacked my Master.
NOW, DIE!
*Delightfully blasts the Really Old Gamer, over and over and over again*
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T16:27:42Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=448?Last-one-to-post-wins#22351
2017-03-29T16:12:04Z
2017-03-29T16:12:04Z
<p>I am a good servant, Master. And definitely not a dog.</p>
<p>I cannot feel the patting either, but I apreciate the gesture.</p>
<p>Now, back to work.</p>
<p>•Aims at Seleena•</p>
<p>Is the dark cloaked blueish woman an uninvited guest?</p>
I am a good servant, Master. And definitely not a dog.
I cannot feel the patting either, but I apreciate the gesture.
Now, back to work.
*Aims at Seleena*
Is the dark cloaked blueish woman an uninvited guest?
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T16:12:04Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=447?Last-one-to-post-wins#22349
2017-03-29T16:09:18Z
2017-03-29T16:08:15Z
<p>Golems. Stupid mindless golems. I hate them.</p>
<p>Tell me I am not an uninvited guest, by the way.</p>
<p>•Starts backing away•</p>
Golems. Stupid mindless golems. I hate them.
Tell me I am not an uninvited guest, by the way.
*Starts backing away*
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T16:08:15Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=447?Last-one-to-post-wins#22347
2017-03-29T15:54:32Z
2017-03-29T15:53:58Z
<p>•Looks closely at the Minion, his single eye shining what could be... mercy?•
<br />
•Definitely not•
<br />
•Blasts the four elements at once on the minion•</p>
<p>I am a good servant.
<br />
Of course I am.</p>
*Looks closely at the Minion, his single eye shining what could be... mercy?*
*Definitely not*
*Blasts the four elements at once on the minion*
I am a good servant.
Of course I am.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T15:53:58Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=447?Last-one-to-post-wins#22341
2017-03-29T15:26:23Z
2017-03-29T15:25:57Z
<p>•Aims the hand cannon at the Minion•</p>
<p>Are you an uninvited guest? Please, tell me you are.</p>
*Aims the hand cannon at the Minion*
Are you an uninvited guest? Please, tell me you are.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T15:25:57Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=447?Last-one-to-post-wins#22339
2017-03-29T15:18:45Z
2017-03-29T15:18:45Z
<p>Those prunes are uninvited guests.</p>
<p>•Blasts the prunes with his cannons, splashing them everywhere•</p>
Those prunes are uninvited guests.
*Blasts the prunes with his cannons, splashing them everywhere*
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T15:18:45Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=447?Last-one-to-post-wins#22334
2017-03-29T08:05:21Z
2017-03-29T08:05:21Z
<p>•A blast of acid lands on Danger Bear's face•</p>
<p>Best. Party. Ever.</p>
*A blast of acid lands on Danger Bear's face*
Best. Party. Ever.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T08:05:21Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=30?Order-66#1464
2017-03-29T06:26:14Z
2017-03-29T06:26:14Z
<p>•Throws a flurry of Petri dishes and sample tubes at Sissyl, all of them containing highly infective diseases•
<br />
•Throws another one to GH to test his immunity to disease•
<br />
•Slimes away•</p>
*Throws a flurry of Petri dishes and sample tubes at Sissyl, all of them containing highly infective diseases*
*Throws another one to GH to test his immunity to disease*
*Slimes away*
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T06:26:14Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=98?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4858
2017-03-29T05:57:39Z
2017-03-29T05:57:39Z
<p>Colossal Flamethrower</p>
<p>(It's a Mage: the Ascension thing. Marianna is actually a canonical character there)</p>
Colossal Flamethrower
(It's a Mage: the Ascension thing. Marianna is actually a canonical character there)
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T05:57:39Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=447?Last-one-to-post-wins#22332
2017-03-29T05:36:40Z
2017-03-29T05:36:40Z
<p>Uninvited guests.
<br />
They are everywhere.
<br />
I. Must. Take. Care. Of. Them.</p>
<p>•Starts throwing elemental bombs everywhere•</p>
Uninvited guests.
They are everywhere.
I. Must. Take. Care. Of. Them.
*Starts throwing elemental bombs everywhere*
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-29T05:36:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=447?Last-one-to-post-wins#22327
2017-03-28T20:54:00Z
2017-03-28T20:54:00Z
<p>(Jokey has Polly-morphed to Bongo too!)</p>
<p>Uninvited guests are not welcome. Resistance is futile but recommended.</p>
<p>•Shoots ice to Bongo-Jokey•</p>
<p>You are encouraged to run away. You can start crying if you desire.</p>
<p>•Shoots another guest «by accident»•</p>
(Jokey has Polly-morphed to Bongo too!)
Uninvited guests are not welcome. Resistance is futile but recommended.
*Shoots ice to Bongo-Jokey*
You are encouraged to run away. You can start crying if you desire.
*Shoots another guest «by accident»*
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-28T20:54:00Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=447?Last-one-to-post-wins#22323
2017-03-28T20:36:02Z
2017-03-28T20:36:02Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Uncle Teddy wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Commie? Me? No, I'm a Lawful Anarchist.</p>
<p>Artephius, I meant if someone asked where their seat was to point them to it and, if they require or ask, walk them to it - not to point your cannons at them. You use those on the uninvited guests. </blockquote><p>•Artephius' single eye glows with expectation•
<p>Where can I find one of these... uninvited guests?</p>
Uncle Teddy wrote:Commie? Me? No, I'm a Lawful Anarchist.
Artephius, I meant if someone asked where their seat was to point them to it and, if they require or ask, walk them to it - not to point your cannons at them. You use those on the uninvited guests.
*Artephius' single eye glows with expectation* Where can I find one of these... uninvited guests?
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-28T20:36:02Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=108?The-Next-Poster#5370
2017-03-28T20:32:35Z
2017-03-28T20:32:35Z
<p>You cannot kill what's never been alive.</p>
<p>The next poster has already died a few times, but is OK with it.</p>
You cannot kill what's never been alive.
The next poster has already died a few times, but is OK with it.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-28T20:32:35Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=108?The-Next-Poster#5367
2017-03-28T18:37:25Z
2017-03-28T18:37:25Z
<p>I was victim of a Baleful Polymorph spell! Help me!</p>
<p>The next poster will help me.</p>
I was victim of a Baleful Polymorph spell! Help me!
The next poster will help me.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-28T18:37:25Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=447?Last-one-to-post-wins#22319
2017-03-28T16:24:17Z
2017-03-28T16:24:17Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Uncle Teddy wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>• points to the massive banquet table •</i></p>
<p>Please help everyone to their assigned seats. </blockquote><p>•Points at everybody with his elemental cannons•
<p>Please move to your seats in line and in an ordered way. Do not cause disturbance or you'll be eliminated.
<br />
Please enjoy the banquet. Having fun is compulsory.</p>
Uncle Teddy wrote:* points to the massive banquet table *
Please help everyone to their assigned seats.
*Points at everybody with his elemental cannons* Please move to your seats in line and in an ordered way. Do not cause disturbance or you'll be eliminated.
Please enjoy the banquet. Having fun is compulsory.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-28T16:24:17Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=447?Last-one-to-post-wins#22307
2017-03-28T16:19:46Z
2017-03-28T13:01:20Z
<p>What are your demands, Uncle Teddy?
<br />
Artephius is your humble servant.</p>
What are your demands, Uncle Teddy?
Artephius is your humble servant.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-28T13:01:20Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=30?Order-66#1457
2017-03-28T10:44:02Z
2017-03-28T10:44:02Z
<p>Sorry, Sissyl, that's not working! I'm just half-kender! And I'm also a Bard with buffed knowledge skills ;-D</p>
<p>Good attempt!</p>
<p>•Stealthily steals Sissyl's headdress•
<br />
•Points at a mimic impersonating her headdress•</p>
<p>Look, Sissyl, there's your lost headdress!</p>
Sorry, Sissyl, that's not working! I'm just half-kender! And I'm also a Bard with buffed knowledge skills ;-D
Good attempt!
*Stealthily steals Sissyl's headdress*
*Points at a mimic impersonating her headdress*
Look, Sissyl, there's your lost headdress!
Tasha the half-kender (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-28T10:44:02Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=108?The-Next-Poster#5363
2017-03-28T07:03:50Z
2017-03-28T07:01:35Z
<p>Machines are not a threat. Living forms are. Just give the order, my Master, and Artephius will gladly take care.
<br />
That means hot and cold and acid and electric fun every night and day. The goodness of being an alchemical golem.</p>
<p>The next poster is doing something to avoid machines taking over.</p>
Machines are not a threat. Living forms are. Just give the order, my Master, and Artephius will gladly take care.
That means hot and cold and acid and electric fun every night and day. The goodness of being an alchemical golem.
The next poster is doing something to avoid machines taking over.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-28T07:01:35Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=98?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4856
2017-03-28T06:37:08Z
2017-03-28T06:28:59Z
<p>More Dali than Quixote</p>
More Dali than Quixote
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-28T06:28:59Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=30?Order-66#1453
2017-03-28T06:24:43Z
2017-03-28T06:24:43Z
<p>Ugh, this damned thing is broken!</p>
<p>•Starts messing with the circuits and removing or changing random parts•</p>
<p>I wish I knew what I'm doing. I was never good with Technology.</p>
<p>•Completely dismantles FRIEND COMPUTER to pieces•</p>
<p>Well, it looks more friendly now.</p>
Ugh, this damned thing is broken!
*Starts messing with the circuits and removing or changing random parts*
I wish I knew what I'm doing. I was never good with Technology.
*Completely dismantles FRIEND COMPUTER to pieces*
Well, it looks more friendly now.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-28T06:24:43Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=98?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4854
2017-03-28T05:40:53Z
2017-03-28T05:40:53Z
<p>Role Model</p>
Role Model
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-28T05:40:53Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=97?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4848
2017-03-27T20:53:31Z
2017-03-27T20:53:31Z
<p>Young Naive Me</p>
Young Naive Me
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-27T20:53:31Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=29?Order-66#1443
2017-03-27T18:25:02Z
2017-03-27T18:00:48Z
<p>•Replaces Kiani's regular rum with rum rations from The Wormwood Mutiny•</p>
*Replaces Kiani's regular rum with rum rations from The Wormwood Mutiny*
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-27T18:00:48Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=108?The-Next-Poster#5360
2017-03-27T17:39:40Z
2017-03-27T17:39:40Z
<p>I had a glass for each city I visited.
<br />
2 glasses total. My little zoo starved to death. I miss it. But now I have ghost pets. They are better as they cannot starve.</p>
<p>The next poster has a curious pet.</p>
I had a glass for each city I visited.
2 glasses total. My little zoo starved to death. I miss it. But now I have ghost pets. They are better as they cannot starve.
The next poster has a curious pet.
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-27T17:39:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=97?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4844
2017-03-27T17:09:51Z
2017-03-27T17:09:51Z
<p>Corbin Silvermane</p>
Corbin Silvermane
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-27T17:09:51Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=97?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4842
2017-03-27T15:11:56Z
2017-03-27T15:11:56Z
<p>Books</p>
Books
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-27T15:11:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=446?Last-one-to-post-wins#22276
2017-03-27T07:51:28Z
2017-03-27T07:51:28Z
<p>Finally, one to understand the poor, misunderstood Artephius.</p>
Finally, one to understand the poor, misunderstood Artephius.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-27T07:51:28Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=29?Order-66#1431
2017-03-27T05:04:20Z
2017-03-27T05:04:20Z
<p>•Commands the necro-thread to attack GH, hoping the ghoul fever makes its job•
<br />
•Reembers GH is immune to disease•</p>
<p>Well, 29 pages of undead goodness are sure enough to make the job anyway.</p>
*Commands the necro-thread to attack GH, hoping the ghoul fever makes its job*
*Reembers GH is immune to disease*
Well, 29 pages of undead goodness are sure enough to make the job anyway.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-27T05:04:20Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=3?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#146
2017-03-26T12:29:38Z
2017-03-26T12:29:38Z
<p>(Many people still thinks my real name is Leia because mine sounds similar)</p>
<p>Incest is bad. Monarchies are incestuous. Monarchies are bad. DOWN WITH MONARCHIES! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!</p>
<p>Moral standard: No king rules forever.</p>
(Many people still thinks my real name is Leia because mine sounds similar)
Incest is bad. Monarchies are incestuous. Monarchies are bad. DOWN WITH MONARCHIES! POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
Moral standard: No king rules forever.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-26T12:29:38Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=3?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#143
2017-03-26T09:44:37Z
2017-03-26T09:44:37Z
<p>And again, that's how I ended in jail for repeated murder attempt. The poor man deserved a second chance to die.</p>
<p>Moral standard: Do. Or do not. There is no try.</p>
And again, that's how I ended in jail for repeated murder attempt. The poor man deserved a second chance to die.
Moral standard: Do. Or do not. There is no try.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-26T09:44:37Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=107?The-Next-Poster#5350
2017-03-26T05:19:18Z
2017-03-26T05:19:18Z
<p>Poor Ventnor had a flu. You don't want a dragon with a flu.</p>
<p>The next poster has a good idea to get Vid's hair to grow back quickly.</p>
Poor Ventnor had a flu. You don't want a dragon with a flu.
The next poster has a good idea to get Vid's hair to grow back quickly.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-26T05:19:18Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=3?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#139
2017-03-26T05:16:35Z
2017-03-26T05:16:35Z
<p>That's how I went to jail for repeated murder attempt.</p>
<p>Moral standard: Don't talk to strangers.</p>
That's how I went to jail for repeated murder attempt.
Moral standard: Don't talk to strangers.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-26T05:16:35Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=107?The-Next-Poster#5348
2017-03-26T05:12:25Z
2017-03-26T05:12:25Z
<p>Honestly, I didn't even know what was all about, I just wanted to work with a red dragon.</p>
<p>The next poster started a business with Ventnor that didn't work.</p>
Honestly, I didn't even know what was all about, I just wanted to work with a red dragon.
The next poster started a business with Ventnor that didn't work.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-26T05:12:25Z
Re: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=44?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#2152
2017-03-25T22:11:33Z
2017-03-25T21:39:55Z
<p>I don't know if I have aliases or multiple personality disorder.</p>
I don't know if I have aliases or multiple personality disorder.
Ylenia, Fashion Designer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-25T21:39:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=445?Last-one-to-post-wins#22239
2017-03-25T15:39:12Z
2017-03-25T15:39:12Z
<p>•laids•</p>
*laids*
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-25T15:39:12Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=107?The-Next-Poster#5338
2017-03-25T07:29:27Z
2017-03-25T07:29:27Z
<p>But they cannot catch me! I can run faster than them, and their Reality doesn't mean a sh•t to me. They cannot stand that I am free from their chains. And soon you'll be free too. Don't worry KahnyaGnorc, I'm coming to the rescue.</p>
<p>The next poster has a plan for rescueing KahnyaGnorc from the <s>Technocratic Union</s> Science Illuminati.</p>
But they cannot catch me! I can run faster than them, and their Reality doesn't mean a sh*t to me. They cannot stand that I am free from their chains. And soon you'll be free too. Don't worry KahnyaGnorc, I'm coming to the rescue.
The next poster has a plan for rescueing KahnyaGnorc from the Technocratic Union Science Illuminati.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-25T07:29:27Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=107?The-Next-Poster#5336
2017-03-25T06:56:15Z
2017-03-25T06:56:15Z
<p>My atoms are unique, remarkable and special because everyone's atoms are.</p>
<p>By the, way, what's an atom? It must be some of that Science things that everybody seems to believe in nowadays.</p>
<p>The next poster is going to prove a well known scientific theory wrong.</p>
My atoms are unique, remarkable and special because everyone's atoms are.
By the, way, what's an atom? It must be some of that Science things that everybody seems to believe in nowadays.
The next poster is going to prove a well known scientific theory wrong.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-25T06:56:15Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#298
2017-03-24T14:42:13Z
2017-03-24T14:42:13Z
<p>Don't let him fool you. He's not a hero. He had to have his ass saved, a Wyrm Black Dragon.</p>
<p>5/10 Not pretty but different and well done.</p>
<p>And don't worry for your disability, I can lend you some eyes. I have many.</p>
Don't let him fool you. He's not a hero. He had to have his ass saved, a Wyrm Black Dragon.
5/10 Not pretty but different and well done.
And don't worry for your disability, I can lend you some eyes. I have many.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-24T14:42:13Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#296
2017-03-24T14:33:06Z
2017-03-24T14:31:58Z
<p>(Metaphorically reborn. I almost died and was saved by a divine intervention and turned into a CG black dragon. As he is the god of Rebirth, being The Reborn sounded better than The Redeemed. A group of kind-hearted PCs helped me.)</p>
<p>7/10 good kobold pic and you look kinda draconic. That's a compliment.</p>
(Metaphorically reborn. I almost died and was saved by a divine intervention and turned into a CG black dragon. As he is the god of Rebirth, being The Reborn sounded better than The Redeemed. A group of kind-hearted PCs helped me.)
7/10 good kobold pic and you look kinda draconic. That's a compliment.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-24T14:31:58Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=107?The-Next-Poster#5327
2017-03-24T13:33:41Z
2017-03-24T13:27:45Z
<p>I've always thought of myself of something that colonized saliva rather than something whose saliva is able to colonize things but... OK, why not?</p>
<p>I'm conquering the whole world by colonizing it with my saliva.</p>
<p>•Licks GH•
<br />
•Licks the thread•
<br />
•Avoids looking at GT so she doesn't have to lick him•</p>
<p>Man, this alias is disgusting...</p>
<p>The next poster wishes a happy birthday to Dalindra in an unconventional way.</p>
<p>•Licks Dalindra•</p>
<p>Edit: ninja'ed again so...
<br />
•Licks to taste herself•
<br />
Not creamy and delicious... I taste like a Petri dish.</p>
I've always thought of myself of something that colonized saliva rather than something whose saliva is able to colonize things but... OK, why not?
I'm conquering the whole world by colonizing it with my saliva.
*Licks GH*
*Licks the thread*
*Avoids looking at GT so she doesn't have to lick him*
Man, this alias is disgusting...
The next poster wishes a happy birthday to Dalindra in an unconventional way.
*Licks Dalindra*
Edit: ninja'ed again so...
*Licks to taste herself*
Not creamy and...
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-24T13:27:45Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=107?The-Next-Poster#5324
2017-03-24T12:09:00Z
2017-03-24T12:03:40Z
<p>It should be «The», with a capital «T». But that's probably more ortography than grammar.
<br />
(It was mycrobiologist then?)</p>
<p>The next poster doesn't care for literacy.</p>
It should be «The», with a capital «T». But that's probably more ortography than grammar.
(It was mycrobiologist then?)
The next poster doesn't care for literacy.
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-24T12:03:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=107?The-Next-Poster#5322
2017-03-24T08:36:57Z
2017-03-24T08:36:57Z
<p>What can I say? I am a warm, cozy and moist giant microbian. I phagocyted GT by accident and he decided to stay until he realized I don't have a recognizable anatomy at all. I'm sorry, GT.</p>
<p>The next poster is a famed microbiologist... or so he says.</p>
What can I say? I am a warm, cozy and moist giant microbian. I phagocyted GT by accident and he decided to stay until he realized I don't have a recognizable anatomy at all. I'm sorry, GT.
The next poster is a famed microbiologist... or so he says.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-24T08:36:57Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Eirenne Nightbreeze (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=97?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4823
2017-03-24T08:30:34Z
2017-03-24T08:30:10Z
<p>It's funny that you have mentioned Beetlejuice, because you look like <b>Beetlejuice's Brother</b>.</p>
It's funny that you have mentioned Beetlejuice, because you look like Beetlejuice's Brother.
Eirenne Nightbreeze (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-24T08:30:10Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#294
2017-03-24T05:27:49Z
2017-03-24T05:27:49Z
<p>8/10 You have a winning smile but it's not quite as pretty as mine.</p>
8/10 You have a winning smile but it's not quite as pretty as mine.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-24T05:27:49Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Matsu Shorisuro (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=97?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4821
2017-03-24T05:20:33Z
2017-03-24T05:20:33Z
<p>Shady Vulpine</p>
Shady Vulpine
Matsu Shorisuro (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-24T05:20:33Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
The Vashta Nerada (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=3?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#120
2017-03-23T18:27:51Z
2017-03-23T18:27:51Z
<p>Ding, ding, ding! Repeated one! But I forgive you because of... Life of Brian.</p>
<p>The one who looks at the bright side of life forgets to count the shadows. You must always count the shadows.</p>
<p>I'll excel as a threat, that counts?</p>
<p>Moral Standard: Silence at the library.</p>
<p>Edit: damn! Ninja'ed again! I'm not deleting this one!</p>
Ding, ding, ding! Repeated one! But I forgive you because of... Life of Brian.
The one who looks at the bright side of life forgets to count the shadows. You must always count the shadows.
I'll excel as a threat, that counts?
Moral Standard: Silence at the library.
Edit: damn! Ninja'ed again! I'm not deleting this one!
The Vashta Nerada (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-23T18:27:51Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=107?The-Next-Poster#5320
2017-03-23T17:14:55Z
2017-03-23T17:14:55Z
<p>I accidentally swallowed them and had to ask Dalindra to go on a quest inside me to find them! Fortunately, she has some previous experience but I'd rather not tell you about the inhospit places the poor girl had to visit.</p>
<p>The Next Poster lived for a time inside another creature.</p>
I accidentally swallowed them and had to ask Dalindra to go on a quest inside me to find them! Fortunately, she has some previous experience but I'd rather not tell you about the inhospit places the poor girl had to visit.
The Next Poster lived for a time inside another creature.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-23T17:14:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=3?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#112
2017-03-23T13:21:59Z
2017-03-23T13:21:59Z
<p>Yaaaaaaaargh! A mouse!
<br />
•Smashes GH•</p>
<p>Moral standard: Drive friendly.</p>
Yaaaaaaaargh! A mouse!
*Smashes GH*
Moral standard: Drive friendly.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-23T13:21:59Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=97?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4806
2017-03-23T12:51:37Z
2017-03-23T12:51:37Z
<p>Blind Guardian</p>
Blind Guardian
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-23T12:51:37Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=3?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#110
2017-03-23T12:50:53Z
2017-03-23T12:50:21Z
<p>I trusted a man who liked cats. Then my familiar left me for him. Never again.
<br />
P.S. You can trust me. I like cats. I promise you won't be brainwashed... unless you refuse to do my will, that's it.</p>
<p>Moral standard: Don't leave for tomorrow what you can do today.</p>
I trusted a man who liked cats. Then my familiar left me for him. Never again.
P.S. You can trust me. I like cats. I promise you won't be brainwashed... unless you refuse to do my will, that's it.
Moral standard: Don't leave for tomorrow what you can do today.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-23T12:50:21Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=3?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#108
2021-02-03T00:57:44Z
2017-03-23T08:57:20Z
<p>Kid, stop trying to flush our cocker spaniel down the toilet!!!</p>
<p>Moral standard: Dog is a man's best friend.</p>
Kid, stop trying to flush our cocker spaniel down the toilet!!!
Moral standard: Dog is a man's best friend.
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-23T08:57:20Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
The Vashta Nerada (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=97?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4804
2017-03-23T08:53:33Z
2017-03-23T08:53:10Z
<p>The Cthulhian Host</p>
The Cthulhian Host
The Vashta Nerada (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-23T08:53:10Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=97?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4802
2017-03-23T07:55:04Z
2017-03-23T07:55:04Z
<p>It, the Malkavian Joker</p>
It, the Malkavian Joker
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-23T07:55:04Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#275
2017-03-22T13:55:12Z
2017-03-22T13:55:12Z
<p>6/10 Looks sneaky just like me, and it's so hard to find literate animals these days.
<br />
(And she's an undead doctor, should I ban her from practising just because she is not alive?)</p>
6/10 Looks sneaky just like me, and it's so hard to find literate animals these days.
(And she's an undead doctor, should I ban her from practising just because she is not alive?)
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-22T13:55:12Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=443?Last-one-to-post-wins#22146
2017-03-22T10:55:40Z
2017-03-22T10:55:40Z
<p>I have several eyes, I can see everything!</p>
I have several eyes, I can see everything!
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-22T10:55:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=2?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#95
2017-03-22T10:51:47Z
2017-03-22T10:48:13Z
<p>Do you mean this John Doe that I use as a chair or the one I use as a carpet? I respect them. I have even stopped wearing heels while walking on the latter!</p>
<p>Moral standard: Be a fair ruler.</p>
Do you mean this John Doe that I use as a chair or the one I use as a carpet? I respect them. I have even stopped wearing heels while walking on the latter!
Moral standard: Be a fair ruler.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-22T10:48:13Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=2?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#89
2017-03-22T07:35:29Z
2017-03-22T07:34:05Z
<p>I used to work in a farm, I did what you told me, seized the cows and took them to my house. Now they eat my food, sleep in my bedroom and scare my dog. I think I did it wrong.</p>
<p>Moral standard: Pay attention!</p>
I used to work in a farm, I did what you told me, seized the cows and took them to my house. Now they eat my food, sleep in my bedroom and scare my dog. I think I did it wrong.
Moral standard: Pay attention!
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-22T07:34:05Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=96?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4793
2017-03-22T05:40:09Z
2017-03-22T05:40:09Z
<p>Mice-chewed Ears</p>
Mice-chewed Ears
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-22T05:40:09Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#273
2017-03-22T05:23:26Z
2017-03-22T05:23:26Z
<p>4/10 Speaking of tetanus, if that's not the clearest example of a sardonic rictus...</p>
4/10 Speaking of tetanus, if that's not the clearest example of a sardonic rictus...
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-22T05:23:26Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=107?The-Next-Poster#5311
2017-03-21T18:24:54Z
2017-03-21T18:24:54Z
<p>If that's how you like to see it...
<br />
•Grabs him by the ear•
<br />
GO take a cold shower!!!</p>
<p>The next poster has never been sick.</p>
If that's how you like to see it...
*Grabs him by the ear*
GO take a cold shower!!!
The next poster has never been sick.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-21T18:24:54Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=107?The-Next-Poster#5307
2017-03-21T15:00:30Z
2017-03-21T15:00:30Z
<p>Mono...poli...osis? Mono...pol...itis... Mono...poly...hemia.
<br />
That sounds like a highly infective disease.</p>
<p>The next poster invented a vaccine against monopoliosis.</p>
Mono...poli...osis? Mono...pol...itis... Mono...poly...hemia.
That sounds like a highly infective disease.
The next poster invented a vaccine against monopoliosis.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-21T15:00:30Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=107?The-Next-Poster#5303
2017-03-21T12:36:01Z
2017-03-21T12:36:01Z
<p>Despite my lack of capacity of eating and hating, I hate everything from which living forms can gain nourishment.</p>
<p>The next poster likes playing with food.</p>
Despite my lack of capacity of eating and hating, I hate everything from which living forms can gain nourishment.
The next poster likes playing with food.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-21T12:36:01Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=2?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#80
2017-03-21T09:02:53Z
2017-03-21T09:02:53Z
<p>I have faith in the Lord of Bones, the Endless Hunger, Judge of Souls. And to prove my faith I'll offer him the souls of all elvenkind.</p>
<p>Moral standard (inspired from a V:tM mention in another post) A beast I am lest a beast I become.</p>
I have faith in the Lord of Bones, the Endless Hunger, Judge of Souls. And to prove my faith I'll offer him the souls of all elvenkind.
Moral standard (inspired from a V:tM mention in another post) A beast I am lest a beast I become.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-21T09:02:53Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=107?The-Next-Poster#5301
2017-03-21T06:29:10Z
2017-03-21T06:29:10Z
<p>Spaghetti? Sure!
<br />
It cannot be too different from baking cookies.</p>
<p>•Spreads chocolate chips on raw spaghetti•
<br />
•Puts them in the oven•</p>
<p>Now who wants to taste my delicious spaghetti?</p>
<p>The next poster does.</p>
Spaghetti? Sure!
It cannot be too different from baking cookies.
*Spreads chocolate chips on raw spaghetti*
*Puts them in the oven*
Now who wants to taste my delicious spaghetti?
The next poster does.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-21T06:29:10Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Remember, The Party is Under No Obligation to Adventure With You
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8oc&page=2?Remember-The-Party-is-Under-No-Obligation-to#77
2017-03-21T06:03:44Z
2017-03-21T06:03:44Z
<p>Cool. This was a plot related with elves, so we were limited to playing elves. Not that I cared, we made a very varied group anyway.
<br />
It was Dragonlance adapted to Pathfinder, I played this Silvanesti noblewoman, and I had a Silvanesti bloodrager, his half-elven sorcerer brother and a Qualinesti rogue in the group.</p>
Cool. This was a plot related with elves, so we were limited to playing elves. Not that I cared, we made a very varied group anyway.
It was Dragonlance adapted to Pathfinder, I played this Silvanesti noblewoman, and I had a Silvanesti bloodrager, his half-elven sorcerer brother and a Qualinesti rogue in the group.
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-21T06:03:44Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#269
2017-03-21T05:55:23Z
2017-03-21T05:55:23Z
<p>8/10 Those books seem an interesting read for me and you seem an interesting... friend for my cat familiar.</p>
8/10 Those books seem an interesting read for me and you seem an interesting... friend for my cat familiar.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-21T05:55:23Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=96?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4781
2017-03-21T05:52:22Z
2017-03-21T05:52:22Z
<p>Mr. Warm Beard</p>
Mr. Warm Beard
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-21T05:52:22Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5298
2017-03-21T05:48:51Z
2017-03-21T05:48:51Z
<p>Plant creatures. They don't know their place. I never liked eating vegetables and sure I don't like to be eaten by vegetables.</p>
<p>The next poster cultivates some plants.</p>
Plant creatures. They don't know their place. I never liked eating vegetables and sure I don't like to be eaten by vegetables.
The next poster cultivates some plants.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-21T05:48:51Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5295
2017-03-20T21:26:57Z
2017-03-20T21:18:54Z
<p>Yarr! It's a natural enmity!</p>
<p>The next poster is both a pirate and a ninja.</p>
Yarr! It's a natural enmity!
The next poster is both a pirate and a ninja.
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T21:18:54Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5293
2017-03-20T21:03:22Z
2017-03-20T21:03:22Z
<p>•Makes an effort of faking normality while trying to lure a Seventh Tentaclarian to a trap so she can cook it after sacrificing it to Cthulhu•</p>
<p>The next poster made a different sacrifice.</p>
<p>Edit: ninja'ed but my post still works, so I'm not changing it.</p>
*Makes an effort of faking normality while trying to lure a Seventh Tentaclarian to a trap so she can cook it after sacrificing it to Cthulhu*
The next poster made a different sacrifice.
Edit: ninja'ed but my post still works, so I'm not changing it.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T21:03:22Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5290
2017-03-20T20:42:55Z
2017-03-20T20:42:55Z
<p>It was nothing personal. Self defense, you know. Actually, it is becoming a very boring routine. I should hire a dragonslayerslayer to do the job for me.</p>
<p>The next poster is willing to do the job... for a price.</p>
It was nothing personal. Self defense, you know. Actually, it is becoming a very boring routine. I should hire a dragonslayerslayer to do the job for me.
The next poster is willing to do the job... for a price.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T20:42:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=442?Last-one-to-post-wins#22056
2017-03-20T20:31:12Z
2017-03-20T20:28:19Z
<p>I am the first crazy one, I must say. I mean, the only alias that is somewhat named after my real name has a somewhat microbian name and the proto-face of a proto-shoggoth. What does it say about me?
<br />
(Man, how I love this alias xD)</p>
I am the first crazy one, I must say. I mean, the only alias that is somewhat named after my real name has a somewhat microbian name and the proto-face of a proto-shoggoth. What does it say about me?
(Man, how I love this alias xD)
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T20:28:19Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=441?Last-one-to-post-wins#22033
2017-03-20T17:18:51Z
2017-03-20T17:14:07Z
<p>The One Who Enlightened Me is here...
<br />
•Worships•</p>
The One Who Enlightened Me is here...
*Worships*
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T17:14:07Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=96?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4778
2017-03-20T16:52:33Z
2017-03-20T16:52:33Z
<p>The Most Iconic Monster</p>
The Most Iconic Monster
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T16:52:33Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5284
2017-03-20T16:46:35Z
2017-03-20T16:46:35Z
<p>I am Dr. Pirate's Caddie. I slay those evil balls that dare to go where they shouldn't be going. They are a plague.</p>
<p>The next poster used to hire me as a caddie before, but stopped to do so after a painful experience.</p>
I am Dr. Pirate's Caddie. I slay those evil balls that dare to go where they shouldn't be going. They are a plague.
The next poster used to hire me as a caddie before, but stopped to do so after a painful experience.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T16:46:35Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5281
2017-03-20T14:32:51Z
2017-03-20T14:32:51Z
<p>•Sits on the rooftop, watching•</p>
<p>The next poster does something that was meant to be relevant, but it isn't.</p>
*Sits on the rooftop, watching*
The next poster does something that was meant to be relevant, but it isn't.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T14:32:51Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=441?Last-one-to-post-wins#22015
2017-03-20T06:57:43Z
2017-03-20T06:57:43Z
<p>This is bullsh•t!</p>
This is bullsh*t!
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T06:57:43Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Nigel Uth Berner (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#267
2017-03-20T06:54:10Z
2017-03-20T06:54:10Z
<p>7/10 You remind me of my sister.</p>
7/10 You remind me of my sister.
Nigel Uth Berner (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T06:54:10Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=441?Last-one-to-post-wins#22013
2017-03-20T06:36:44Z
2017-03-20T06:36:44Z
<p>That was a racist joke!</p>
That was a racist joke!
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T06:36:44Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=96?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4775
2017-03-20T06:13:35Z
2017-03-20T06:13:35Z
<p>Blondie</p>
Blondie
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T06:13:35Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5277
2017-03-20T06:00:27Z
2017-03-20T06:00:27Z
<p>Reptiles must stick together, but I don't have any petty cash. Take my rod of wonders instead so you can sell it.</p>
<p>The next poster has some interesting uses for a rod of wonder.</p>
Reptiles must stick together, but I don't have any petty cash. Take my rod of wonders instead so you can sell it.
The next poster has some interesting uses for a rod of wonder.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T06:00:27Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=96?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4771
2017-03-20T05:55:40Z
2017-03-20T05:55:40Z
<p>Pretty</p>
Pretty
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T05:55:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#265
2017-03-20T05:54:57Z
2017-03-20T05:54:57Z
<p>8/10 yay for silver hair and tattoos.</p>
8/10 yay for silver hair and tattoos.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T05:54:57Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5275
2017-03-20T05:50:21Z
2017-03-20T05:50:21Z
<p>I am the wolf among the sheep, the scourge of a race, the one and only queen of all elves!</p>
<p>The next poster is overly dramatic too.</p>
I am the wolf among the sheep, the scourge of a race, the one and only queen of all elves!
The next poster is overly dramatic too.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T05:50:21Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=2?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#75
2017-03-20T05:45:25Z
2017-03-20T05:45:25Z
<p>So I'd rather stay with my dancing teacher and get rid of my useless couple.</p>
<p>Moral standard: The early bird catches the worm.</p>
So I'd rather stay with my dancing teacher and get rid of my useless couple.
Moral standard: The early bird catches the worm.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T05:45:25Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=96?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4766
2017-03-20T05:35:25Z
2017-03-20T05:35:25Z
<p>Cover Your Shame!</p>
Cover Your Shame!
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-20T05:35:25Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5273
2017-03-19T21:14:21Z
2017-03-19T21:14:21Z
<p>So bad this humble servant has no real life, Master. I'll give many other lifes for my Master willingly, though.</p>
<p>The next poster is not willing to give his life for my master at all.</p>
So bad this humble servant has no real life, Master. I'll give many other lifes for my Master willingly, though.
The next poster is not willing to give his life for my master at all.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T21:14:21Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=2?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#72
2017-03-19T21:07:02Z
2017-03-19T21:07:02Z
<p>How can I feed on it without biting? I cannot swallow it whole!</p>
<p>(Also, I'm pretty sure that the whole beholder is evil, not just the eye/s)</p>
<p>Moral standard: Always look on the bright side of life</p>
How can I feed on it without biting? I cannot swallow it whole!
(Also, I'm pretty sure that the whole beholder is evil, not just the eye/s)
Moral standard: Always look on the bright side of life
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T21:07:02Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=96?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4758
2017-03-19T20:59:42Z
2017-03-19T20:59:42Z
<p>Valinor the Redhead Hunter</p>
Valinor the Redhead Hunter
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T20:59:42Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#263
2017-03-19T20:13:21Z
2017-03-19T20:13:21Z
<p>10/10 I've always wanted to visit Christmas Island.</p>
10/10 I've always wanted to visit Christmas Island.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T20:13:21Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=96?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4754
2017-03-19T16:34:04Z
2017-03-19T16:34:04Z
<p>Deep Blue One</p>
Deep Blue One
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T16:34:04Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=96?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4752
2017-03-19T15:45:28Z
2017-03-19T15:45:28Z
<p>Great Furry One</p>
Great Furry One
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T15:45:28Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=2?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#63
2021-02-03T00:50:06Z
2017-03-19T12:44:25Z
<p>I wish. If I do nothing either, how can I triumph?</p>
<p>Moral standard: Mother always knows best</p>
I wish. If I do nothing either, how can I triumph?
Moral standard: Mother always knows best
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T12:44:25Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=440?Last-one-to-post-wins#21971
2017-03-19T12:01:41Z
2017-03-19T11:46:43Z
<p>•Casts Mage's Private Sanctum on thread•</p>
*Casts Mage's Private Sanctum on thread*
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T11:46:43Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#261
2017-03-19T07:27:38Z
2017-03-19T07:27:38Z
<p>7/10 Yay for dreadlocks and tribal style, but don't kill while having your picture taken! Oh... well... nevermind.</p>
7/10 Yay for dreadlocks and tribal style, but don't kill while having your picture taken! Oh... well... nevermind.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T07:27:38Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=2?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#58
2017-03-19T06:07:37Z
2017-03-19T06:07:37Z
<p>Even if that means inviting Jokey, the Unfunny Comedian to a funeral.</p>
<p>Moral standard: My house, my rules</p>
Even if that means inviting Jokey, the Unfunny Comedian to a funeral.
Moral standard: My house, my rules
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T06:07:37Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#258
2017-03-19T05:29:30Z
2017-03-19T05:29:02Z
<p>10/10 Best hair ever</p>
10/10 Best hair ever
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T05:29:02Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#256
2017-03-19T05:17:56Z
2017-03-19T05:17:56Z
<p>6/10 He might not be pretty but his humor is contagious!</p>
6/10 He might not be pretty but his humor is contagious!
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T05:17:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t&page=2?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#56
2017-03-19T05:10:13Z
2017-03-19T05:08:41Z
<p>Of course they are not getting a raise, they're my slaves, they're not getting paid.</p>
<p>Moral standard: Always remember who you are</p>
Of course they are not getting a raise, they're my slaves, they're not getting paid.
Moral standard: Always remember who you are
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-19T05:08:41Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=95?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4748
2017-03-18T20:02:08Z
2017-03-18T20:02:08Z
<p>Charming Princess
<br />
(And when I say charming I really mean it)</p>
Charming Princess
(And when I say charming I really mean it)
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-18T20:02:08Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=6?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#251
2017-03-18T19:49:29Z
2017-03-18T19:49:29Z
<p>8/10 for looking like Lord Soth but being more of a Lord Sith.</p>
8/10 for looking like Lord Soth but being more of a Lord Sith.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-18T19:49:29Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=5?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#247
2017-03-18T18:24:49Z
2017-03-18T18:24:49Z
<p>8/10. Nice eyes!</p>
8/10. Nice eyes!
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-18T18:24:49Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=440?Last-one-to-post-wins#21952
2017-03-18T16:55:26Z
2017-03-18T16:55:26Z
<p>I claim this second post of the new page for International Waters!</p>
I claim this second post of the new page for International Waters!
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-18T16:55:26Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#46
2021-02-03T00:47:37Z
2017-03-18T12:19:50Z
<p>Good to know. Then it wasn't me who ate all that people. I feel better now.</p>
<p>Moral Standard: Good soldiers follow orders</p>
Good to know. Then it wasn't me who ate all that people. I feel better now.
Moral Standard: Good soldiers follow orders
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-18T12:19:50Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=95?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4738
2017-03-18T10:03:13Z
2017-03-18T10:03:13Z
<p>The One Who Knows Too Much</p>
The One Who Knows Too Much
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-18T10:03:13Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=95?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4736
2017-03-18T09:44:34Z
2017-03-18T09:44:34Z
<p>God Bless the Queen</p>
God Bless the Queen
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-18T09:44:34Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Worst Alignment Thread
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u86t?The-Worst-Alignment-Thread#38
2017-03-18T09:01:30Z
2017-03-18T09:01:30Z
<p>I know! That one is easy: you use some of the souls that you have gained to bargain to get your soul back, and it's done!</p>
<p>Moral Standard: Just be yourself.</p>
I know! That one is easy: you use some of the souls that you have gained to bargain to get your soul back, and it's done!
Moral Standard: Just be yourself.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-18T09:01:30Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5268
2017-03-18T08:09:59Z
2017-03-18T08:09:59Z
<p>I've made a transplant of GoatToucher's stem cells into your brain, so you stop rejecting what you saw... but I'm not sure of the side effects it could have.</p>
<p>The next poster has witnessed the «side effects» and is a bit scared.</p>
I've made a transplant of GoatToucher's stem cells into your brain, so you stop rejecting what you saw... but I'm not sure of the side effects it could have.
The next poster has witnessed the «side effects» and is a bit scared.
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-18T08:09:59Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5265
2017-03-17T19:15:15Z
2017-03-17T16:30:41Z
<p>My daughter starred in one of them, she had her only line of speech cut and they didn't manage to capture her beautiful smile. What a waste of talent!</p>
<p>The next poster starred in one of the movies too.</p>
My daughter starred in one of them, she had her only line of speech cut and they didn't manage to capture her beautiful smile. What a waste of talent!
The next poster starred in one of the movies too.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-17T16:30:41Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=439?Last-one-to-post-wins#21920
2017-03-17T17:05:47Z
2017-03-17T16:23:43Z
<p>It's working again!!!</p>
It's working again!!!
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-17T16:23:43Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5263
2017-03-17T07:55:35Z
2017-03-17T07:55:35Z
<p>My true self has been revealed thanks to your concoction!</p>
<p>The next poster is an expert in creating all kind of spawns.</p>
My true self has been revealed thanks to your concoction!
The next poster is an expert in creating all kind of spawns.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-17T07:55:35Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Nigel Uth Berner (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=95?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4734
2017-03-17T00:29:42Z
2017-03-17T00:29:42Z
<p>Spook</p>
Spook
Nigel Uth Berner (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-17T00:29:42Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=95?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4730
2017-03-16T20:20:45Z
2017-03-16T20:20:45Z
<p>Sex-shifted Dalindra</p>
Sex-shifted Dalindra
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-16T20:20:45Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5254
2017-03-16T19:52:18Z
2017-03-16T19:52:18Z
<p>Yes, Mistress, I'll bake all the cookies you want, Mistress. What else can I do for you, Mistress?</p>
<p>The next poster has tasted one of the cookies and realized why wild elf barbarians shouldn't try to cook.</p>
Yes, Mistress, I'll bake all the cookies you want, Mistress. What else can I do for you, Mistress?
The next poster has tasted one of the cookies and realized why wild elf barbarians shouldn't try to cook.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-16T19:52:18Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=106?The-Next-Poster#5252
2017-03-16T19:32:02Z
2017-03-16T19:32:02Z
<p>I want to check it! I need to check it! The ship might be burning! Oh, my Gods! We're going to sink! We're going to drown!</p>
<p>The next poster has a good idea for calming me down.</p>
I want to check it! I need to check it! The ship might be burning! Oh, my Gods! We're going to sink! We're going to drown!
The next poster has a good idea for calming me down.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-16T19:32:02Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=439?Last-one-to-post-wins#21902
2017-03-16T19:25:50Z
2017-03-16T19:25:50Z
<p>This thread is insanity itself. Don't try to understand it.</p>
This thread is insanity itself. Don't try to understand it.
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-16T19:25:50Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=95?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4728
2017-03-16T09:00:09Z
2017-03-16T09:00:09Z
<p>Hemoculytic Fox</p>
Hemoculytic Fox
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-16T09:00:09Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#5247
2017-03-16T08:52:27Z
2017-03-16T08:52:27Z
<p>Obviously, because sticking the whole bird and calling it lassagna proved to be a bad idea (the bird flew with my hat) so I had to use smaller amounts of everythibg to make it work.</p>
<p>The next poster loves funny hats.</p>
Obviously, because sticking the whole bird and calling it lassagna proved to be a bad idea (the bird flew with my hat) so I had to use smaller amounts of everythibg to make it work.
The next poster loves funny hats.
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-16T08:52:27Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#5242
2017-03-19T04:45:49Z
2017-03-16T06:03:28Z
<p>Help me! I'm caught in a time loop where I repeat the same post over and over again!!!!!</p>
<p>Next Poster gets me out of this nightmare.</p>
Help me! I'm caught in a time loop where I repeat the same post over and over again!!!!!
Next Poster gets me out of this nightmare.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-16T06:03:28Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#5241
2017-03-19T04:45:47Z
2017-03-16T06:02:54Z
<p>Help me! I'm caught in a time loop where I repeat the same post over and over again!!!</p>
<p>Next Poster gets me out of this nightmare.</p>
Help me! I'm caught in a time loop where I repeat the same post over and over again!!!
Next Poster gets me out of this nightmare.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-16T06:02:54Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#5240
2017-03-19T04:45:46Z
2017-03-16T06:01:06Z
<p>Help me! I'm caught in a time loop where I repeat the same post over and over again!</p>
<p>Next Poster gets me out of this nightmare.</p>
Help me! I'm caught in a time loop where I repeat the same post over and over again!
Next Poster gets me out of this nightmare.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-16T06:01:06Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=95?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4725
2023-09-08T14:24:12Z
2017-03-15T19:27:57Z
<p>Postocles the Lord of Creepy Nicknames</p>
Postocles the Lord of Creepy Nicknames
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-15T19:27:57Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=438?Last-one-to-post-wins#21881
2017-03-15T15:58:58Z
2017-03-15T15:58:58Z
<p>Don't judge me!</p>
Don't judge me!
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-15T15:58:58Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=95?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4723
2017-03-15T15:57:35Z
2017-03-15T15:57:35Z
<p>Murky</p>
Murky
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-15T15:57:35Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=438?Last-one-to-post-wins#21879
2017-03-15T15:01:40Z
2017-03-15T15:01:40Z
<p>I touched the broken Anagrammaton and my true self was revealed to me! I have been enlightened!!! (3 posts in a row, I should be punished).</p>
I touched the broken Anagrammaton and my true self was revealed to me! I have been enlightened!!! (3 posts in a row, I should be punished).
A Saliva Colonizer (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-15T15:01:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#5238
2017-03-15T09:44:32Z
2017-03-15T09:44:32Z
<p>I can do all that, but still I cannot spin myself out of sock, sweat and soup.</p>
<p>The Next Poster is also stuck in an impossible way.</p>
I can do all that, but still I cannot spin myself out of sock, sweat and soup.
The Next Poster is also stuck in an impossible way.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-15T09:44:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=95?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4719
2017-03-15T08:32:09Z
2017-03-15T08:28:46Z
<p>President of Christmas Island</p>
President of Christmas Island
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-15T08:28:46Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#5236
2017-03-15T07:32:28Z
2017-03-15T07:32:28Z
<p>I'd find being called a lizard offensive. Specially when it's so clear who I really am.</p>
<p>The next poster has some clues about who I am.</p>
I'd find being called a lizard offensive. Specially when it's so clear who I really am.
The next poster has some clues about who I am.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-15T07:32:28Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=438?Last-one-to-post-wins#21853
2017-03-14T20:17:47Z
2017-03-14T20:16:56Z
<p>I have some undead elves riding undead elks. I guess I could offer Lady Strongshield a job.</p>
I have some undead elves riding undead elks. I guess I could offer Lady Strongshield a job.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T20:16:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=437?Last-one-to-post-wins#21848
2017-03-14T20:03:16Z
2017-03-14T20:03:16Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Anagrammaton wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Lady Audrey Strongshield wrote:</div><blockquote> Actually, being bald is not so bad. Not having to depilate in some time makes it worth it. I don't even care a lot about not having eyebrows to show the world how pissed I am. </blockquote><p>"I do ghastly deers' laundry..."
<p>Been cleaning up after undead ruminants, eh? </blockquote><p>Someone had to get rid of all that awful smell. Musk combines badly with putrid.
The Anagrammaton wrote:Lady Audrey Strongshield wrote: Actually, being bald is not so bad. Not having to depilate in some time makes it worth it. I don't even care a lot about not having eyebrows to show the world how pissed I am.
"I do ghastly deers' laundry..." Been cleaning up after undead ruminants, eh? Someone had to get rid of all that awful smell. Musk combines badly with putrid.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T20:03:16Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=437?Last-one-to-post-wins#21844
2017-03-14T19:46:14Z
2017-03-14T19:46:14Z
<p>Actually, being bald is not so bad. Not having to depilate in some time makes it worth it. I don't even care a lot about not having eyebrows to show the world how pissed I am.</p>
Actually, being bald is not so bad. Not having to depilate in some time makes it worth it. I don't even care a lot about not having eyebrows to show the world how pissed I am.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T19:46:14Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#5225
2017-03-14T19:29:01Z
2017-03-14T19:29:01Z
<p>Bribe? He winked so much while he offered me the money that I thought he was trying to pay me for getting laid!</p>
<p>The next poster tried to get me out of prison in a very creative way.</p>
Bribe? He winked so much while he offered me the money that I thought he was trying to pay me for getting laid!
The next poster tried to get me out of prison in a very creative way.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T19:29:01Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#5221
2017-03-14T09:05:33Z
2017-03-14T09:05:33Z
<p>Are you saying that Sigmar laid an egg? I definitely not know enough about human biology. I thought that they reproduced by spores.</p>
<p>Next poster has studied human biology for a long time.</p>
Are you saying that Sigmar laid an egg? I definitely not know enough about human biology. I thought that they reproduced by spores.
Next poster has studied human biology for a long time.
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T09:05:33Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=437?Last-one-to-post-wins#21832
2017-03-14T08:52:11Z
2017-03-14T08:52:11Z
<p>And even though I'd like to eat you rare, killing such a poet would be unfair, so I guess I won't go there.</p>
And even though I'd like to eat you rare, killing such a poet would be unfair, so I guess I won't go there.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T08:52:11Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=437?Last-one-to-post-wins#21830
2017-03-14T08:45:23Z
2017-03-14T08:45:23Z
<p>I'm living in your hair? I've been degraded from a dragon to a louse!</p>
I'm living in your hair? I've been degraded from a dragon to a louse!
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T08:45:23Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#5219
2017-03-14T07:11:16Z
2017-03-14T07:11:16Z
<p>Not a simple raise, but a Raise Dead spell! I had many dead friends asking me for it.</p>
<p>The Next Poster mistaked Raise Dead and Animate Dead.</p>
Not a simple raise, but a Raise Dead spell! I had many dead friends asking me for it.
The Next Poster mistaked Raise Dead and Animate Dead.
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T07:11:16Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=437?Last-one-to-post-wins#21828
2017-03-14T06:43:32Z
2017-03-14T06:43:32Z
<p>A Gargantuan body is not easy to maintain, indeed, but I do my best.
<br />
And I'm not girlish, I just have a slim figure. Among my kind I am a real sex symbol.</p>
A Gargantuan body is not easy to maintain, indeed, but I do my best.
And I'm not girlish, I just have a slim figure. Among my kind I am a real sex symbol.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T06:43:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#5217
2017-03-14T06:37:44Z
2017-03-14T06:37:44Z
<p>•Bows to Sissyl's Overwhelming Presence•
<br />
No, not again...</p>
<p>The Next Poster joined the Cult of Sissyl.</p>
*Bows to Sissyl's Overwhelming Presence*
No, not again...
The Next Poster joined the Cult of Sissyl.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T06:37:44Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Eirenne Nightbreeze (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=95?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4714
2017-03-14T06:25:32Z
2017-03-14T06:25:32Z
<p>Ventnor's Mini-Me</p>
Ventnor's Mini-Me
Eirenne Nightbreeze (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T06:25:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=437?Last-one-to-post-wins#21826
2017-03-14T06:21:27Z
2017-03-14T06:21:27Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> Oooh reception I assume their is snacks? </blockquote><p>Oh, yes. I'm seeing a snack right here.
</p>
So bad I no longer eat people. Last one gave me a heavy digestion.
<br />
Forgot to peel the Human Fighter before eating him.</p>
Vidmaster7 wrote:Oooh reception I assume their is snacks?
Oh, yes. I'm seeing a snack right here.
So bad I no longer eat people. Last one gave me a heavy digestion.
Forgot to peel the Human Fighter before eating him.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T06:21:27Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=437?Last-one-to-post-wins#21822
2017-03-14T05:55:55Z
2017-03-14T05:55:55Z
<p>He said second on your left, not on his left. This is my lair.</p>
He said second on your left, not on his left. This is my lair.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-14T05:55:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=437?Last-one-to-post-wins#21812
2017-03-13T17:11:54Z
2017-03-13T17:11:54Z
<p>Man agar made me think of some sort of humanoid sentient ooze.</p>
Man agar made me think of some sort of humanoid sentient ooze.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-13T17:11:54Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=437?Last-one-to-post-wins#21806
2017-03-13T16:08:26Z
2017-03-13T16:06:27Z
<p>I once dueled an Erinyes Devil, not Satan but kinda close, I didn't know it was foreseen in my name!</p>
<p>I find this anagrams thinks so amazing that I'm fighting the urge to post with all my aliases just to know what they REALLY mean.</p>
<p>My all time favorite is Red Frail Death Rose, though.</p>
I once dueled an Erinyes Devil, not Satan but kinda close, I didn't know it was foreseen in my name!
I find this anagrams thinks so amazing that I'm fighting the urge to post with all my aliases just to know what they REALLY mean.
My all time favorite is Red Frail Death Rose, though.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-13T16:06:27Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=437?Last-one-to-post-wins#21804
2017-03-13T16:02:18Z
2017-03-13T15:54:21Z
<p>My cat familiar is called Azrael. No coincidence this time. But at least I don't waste my time chasing little blue people.</p>
My cat familiar is called Azrael. No coincidence this time. But at least I don't waste my time chasing little blue people.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-13T15:54:21Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=95?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4706
2017-03-13T09:34:35Z
2017-03-13T09:34:35Z
<p>Archer vs Dragons</p>
Archer vs Dragons
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-13T09:34:35Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=95?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4704
2017-03-13T09:27:32Z
2017-03-13T09:27:32Z
<p>Ninja'ed Pirate</p>
Ninja'ed Pirate
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-13T09:27:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=94?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4696
2017-03-12T16:47:10Z
2017-03-12T16:47:10Z
<p>Kingdom Crasher</p>
Kingdom Crasher
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-12T16:47:10Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=436?Last-one-to-post-wins#21774
2017-03-12T13:59:37Z
2017-03-12T13:59:37Z
<p>Then if you are on the other side of the other side you are on the same side, so the other side and the same side must be the same thing. Then, there's no point in making a difference among different sides, as they are all the same.
<br />
I feel a paradox backlash coming for saying what I've just said.</p>
Then if you are on the other side of the other side you are on the same side, so the other side and the same side must be the same thing. Then, there's no point in making a difference among different sides, as they are all the same.
I feel a paradox backlash coming for saying what I've just said.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-12T13:59:37Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=94?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4692
2017-03-12T12:34:10Z
2017-03-12T12:34:10Z
<p>The Lord of Nicknames</p>
The Lord of Nicknames
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-12T12:34:10Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=94?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4690
2017-03-11T20:23:54Z
2017-03-11T20:23:54Z
<p>The Lord of the Earrings</p>
The Lord of the Earrings
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-11T20:23:54Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=435?Last-one-to-post-wins#21742
2017-03-10T14:49:56Z
2017-03-10T14:49:56Z
<p>I'll have the Fighter then. The dwarf looks hairy.</p>
I'll have the Fighter then. The dwarf looks hairy.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-10T14:49:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=435?Last-one-to-post-wins#21739
2017-03-10T13:15:08Z
2017-03-10T13:15:08Z
<p>Today I'm not too hungry. I'll have the halfling.</p>
Today I'm not too hungry. I'll have the halfling.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-10T13:15:08Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=94?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4685
2017-03-10T03:31:07Z
2017-03-09T20:39:12Z
<p>You are asking for it, Watersinger: A Song of Water and Water.</p>
You are asking for it, Watersinger: A Song of Water and Water.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-09T20:39:12Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=94?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4682
2017-03-09T20:01:52Z
2017-03-09T20:01:52Z
<p>The Pandorica</p>
The Pandorica
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-09T20:01:52Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Air Your Grievances
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sz4v&page=21?Air-Your-Grievances#1026
2017-03-20T20:31:16Z
2017-03-09T15:44:12Z
<p>Yes, definitely I'm getting old.
<br />
I couldn't be darker.</p>
Yes, definitely I'm getting old.
I couldn't be darker.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-09T15:44:12Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=435?Last-one-to-post-wins#21716
2017-03-09T08:09:08Z
2017-03-09T08:09:08Z
<p>I am a dragon.
<br />
No, saying it doesn't make it true, unfortunately.</p>
I am a dragon.
No, saying it doesn't make it true, unfortunately.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-09T08:09:08Z
Re: Forums: Rules Questions: Please Help: Clarity on Polymorph Any Object
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kfwi&page=2?Please-Help-Clarity-on-Polymorph-Any-Object#54
2017-03-09T07:58:48Z
2017-03-09T07:58:48Z
<p>RISE, RISE AGAIN, OH ANCIENT THREAD, SO I CAN BENEFIT FROM YOUR INSIGHT!</p>
<p>Just wanted to get some clarification on this spell, to see how it really works.
<br />
1) As it is a Polymorph effect, it shouldn't change the creature type, right?
<br />
2)If a human was changed to an elf, would he get extended life span? As it works as Alter Self I guess it would only give him darkvision and low light vision but none of the other special qualities, right?</p>
RISE, RISE AGAIN, OH ANCIENT THREAD, SO I CAN BENEFIT FROM YOUR INSIGHT!
Just wanted to get some clarification on this spell, to see how it really works.
1) As it is a Polymorph effect, it shouldn't change the creature type, right?
2)If a human was changed to an elf, would he get extended life span? As it works as Alter Self I guess it would only give him darkvision and low light vision but none of the other special qualities, right?
Sylvyana the Ghoul Queen (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-09T07:58:48Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=94?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4673
2017-03-08T10:22:06Z
2017-03-08T10:22:06Z
<p>My Barefaced Brother</p>
My Barefaced Brother
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-08T10:22:06Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=105?The-Next-Poster#5204
2017-03-08T06:12:50Z
2017-03-08T06:12:50Z
<p>They are funny vegetables! They look like my hair!</p>
<p>The next poster is a fan of a different vegetable.</p>
They are funny vegetables! They look like my hair!
The next poster is a fan of a different vegetable.
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-08T06:12:50Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=434?Last-one-to-post-wins#21660
2017-03-08T06:05:49Z
2017-03-08T05:58:39Z
<p>My inner pirate! Yarr!</p>
My inner pirate! Yarr!
Kileanna's inner Pirate (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-08T05:58:39Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=94?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4671
2017-03-08T05:33:32Z
2017-03-08T05:33:32Z
<p>Mr. Nailed It</p>
Mr. Nailed It
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-08T05:33:32Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=94?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4667
2017-03-08T05:23:45Z
2017-03-08T05:23:45Z
<p>Palm tree head</p>
Palm tree head
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-08T05:23:45Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=433?Last-one-to-post-wins#21601
2017-03-08T15:55:29Z
2017-03-07T15:15:56Z
<p>•Joins•</p>
*Joins*
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T15:15:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21599
2017-03-07T14:53:26Z
2017-03-07T14:53:26Z
<p>Ah... The sound of silence...</p>
Ah... The sound of silence...
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:53:26Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21597
2017-03-07T14:33:39Z
2017-03-07T14:33:39Z
<p>Owned. I surrender.</p>
Owned. I surrender.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:33:39Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21593
2017-03-07T14:29:23Z
2017-03-07T14:28:47Z
<p>I'm running out of both aliases and onomatopoeias!</p>
I'm running out of both aliases and onomatopoeias!
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:28:47Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21591
2017-03-07T14:23:34Z
2017-03-07T14:23:34Z
<p>Moo?</p>
Moo?
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:23:34Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21589
2017-03-07T14:18:19Z
2017-03-07T14:16:00Z
<p>Hahahaha didn't know that one!
<br />
To me, you're still a genius ;-D</p>
Hahahaha didn't know that one!
To me, you're still a genius ;-D
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:16:00Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21587
2017-03-07T14:11:10Z
2017-03-07T14:10:47Z
<p>I 'm
<br />
S o
<br />
M eta
<br />
E ven
<br />
T his
<br />
A lias...</p>
<p>Cool! Quibblemuch, you are a genius!</p>
I 'm
S o
M eta
E ven
T his
A lias...
Cool! Quibblemuch, you are a genius!
Naomi Dragonbane (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:10:47Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21586
2017-03-07T14:06:40Z
2017-03-07T14:06:40Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">I'm So Meta Even This Alias wrote:</div><blockquote> . </blockquote><p>Was that me?
</p>
I have an identity crisis.</p>
I'm So Meta Even This Alias wrote:.
Was that me?
I have an identity crisis.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:06:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Nigel Uth Berner (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21585
2017-03-07T14:05:24Z
2017-03-07T14:05:24Z
<p>Meh... Stopping. Got tired.</p>
Meh... Stopping. Got tired.
Nigel Uth Berner (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:05:24Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21582
2017-03-07T14:03:48Z
2017-03-07T14:03:48Z
<p>Not yet? I wish I had counted how many posts I needed to do.
<br />
Getting tired.</p>
Not yet? I wish I had counted how many posts I needed to do.
Getting tired.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:03:48Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21581
2017-03-07T14:02:23Z
2017-03-07T14:02:23Z
<p>Now!?</p>
Now!?
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:02:23Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21580
2017-03-07T14:01:40Z
2017-03-07T14:01:40Z
<p>Very soon</p>
Very soon
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:01:40Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21579
2017-03-07T14:01:13Z
2017-03-07T14:01:13Z
<p>Soon</p>
Soon
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:01:13Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post wins
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=432?Last-one-to-post-wins#21578
2017-03-07T14:00:45Z
2017-03-07T14:00:45Z
<p>If I can't be the last to post I'll be the first in page 433</p>
If I can't be the last to post I'll be the first in page 433
Dr. Aria Soto (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T14:00:45Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=94?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4656
2017-03-07T12:03:57Z
2017-03-07T12:03:57Z
<p>Superior Reptile</p>
Superior Reptile
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T12:03:57Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=94?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4654
2017-03-07T07:00:58Z
2017-03-07T07:00:58Z
<p>Lesser Reptile</p>
Lesser Reptile
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-07T07:00:58Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=93?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4650
2017-03-06T07:21:19Z
2017-03-06T07:21:19Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vid's Inner Ninja wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Unprepared victim!</p>
<p>>.></p>
<p>•vanishes• </blockquote><p>Best. Alias. Ever.
<p>•Vanishes•</p>
Vid's Inner Ninja wrote:Unprepared victim!
>.>
*vanishes*
Best. Alias. Ever. *Vanishes*
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-06T07:21:19Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=104?The-Next-Poster#5193
2017-03-01T14:57:42Z
2017-03-01T14:57:42Z
<p>The nereid lost her shawl to me and now she wants me dead!</p>
<p>The next poster has lost more than that in a bar game.</p>
The nereid lost her shawl to me and now she wants me dead!
The next poster has lost more than that in a bar game.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-01T14:57:42Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=93?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4637
2017-03-01T08:43:05Z
2017-03-01T08:43:05Z
<p>Natural Disaster</p>
Natural Disaster
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-01T08:43:05Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=104?The-Next-Poster#5186
2017-03-01T06:09:02Z
2017-03-01T06:09:02Z
<p>Being the only dragon stripper with a knowledge of occult rituals in the world have made me awfully rich! Now I have to invest my money in a more traditional bussiness. So I'm opening pancake restaurants in swamps all over the world to serve my mom's traditional recipe, with a special touch of corrosive acid!</p>
<p>The next poster has also a good eye for business.</p>
Being the only dragon stripper with a knowledge of occult rituals in the world have made me awfully rich! Now I have to invest my money in a more traditional bussiness. So I'm opening pancake restaurants in swamps all over the world to serve my mom's traditional recipe, with a special touch of corrosive acid!
The next poster has also a good eye for business.
Mohrlex the Reborn (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-01T06:09:02Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=93?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4635
2017-03-01T05:10:53Z
2017-03-01T05:10:53Z
<p>Ride the Lightning</p>
Ride the Lightning
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-03-01T05:10:53Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=104?The-Next-Poster#5182
2017-02-28T18:53:38Z
2017-02-28T18:53:38Z
<p>I want to be number 18!!! I HAVE DRAGON BLOOD I SAY! I deserve to be treated as a dragon!!! Eat me!</p>
<p>The next poster has tasted me and will share his opinion.</p>
I want to be number 18!!! I HAVE DRAGON BLOOD I SAY! I deserve to be treated as a dragon!!! Eat me!
The next poster has tasted me and will share his opinion.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-28T18:53:38Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=104?The-Next-Poster#5170
2017-02-26T07:55:56Z
2017-02-26T07:55:56Z
<p>You have realized that Space is just an Illusion. You are close to achieve enlightenment.</p>
<p>The next poster doesn't care about enlightment, just wants to be everywhere at the same time for a wicked reason.</p>
You have realized that Space is just an Illusion. You are close to achieve enlightenment.
The next poster doesn't care about enlightment, just wants to be everywhere at the same time for a wicked reason.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-26T07:55:56Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=104?The-Next-Poster#5167
2017-02-26T05:52:26Z
2017-02-26T05:52:26Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jokey the Unfunny Comedian wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Why did the chicken cross the road?</p>
<p>To escape from the horrible slimy nameless horror that is you!</blockquote><p>He made fun of me! Let's see who has the last laugh when I have my revenge! I made my version of the «pie in the face» joke: Lasagna in the face! And it has just come out from the oven! •Cocky laugh•
<p>The next poster ate the lasagna while I was searching Jokey.</p>
Jokey the Unfunny Comedian wrote:Why did the chicken cross the road?
To escape from the horrible slimy nameless horror that is you!
He made fun of me! Let's see who has the last laugh when I have my revenge! I made my version of the «pie in the face» joke: Lasagna in the face! And it has just come out from the oven! *Cocky laugh* The next poster ate the lasagna while I was searching Jokey.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-26T05:52:26Z
Re: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Updated Prostitute Chart
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u6zy?Updated-Prostitute-Chart#36
2017-03-03T16:42:39Z
2017-02-25T14:15:11Z
<p>Angels? You're kidding me? They have feathers! I could be with a bird and I wouldn't notice the difference! No scales, no deal.
<br />
I could accept a non-godly dragon, though. But I'm not paying for it. I still have to think my view on a non-draconic god.</p>
<p>@Lady-J: Don't worry, I keep reading «Switch Hitter» as «Switch Hitler»</p>
Angels? You're kidding me? They have feathers! I could be with a bird and I wouldn't notice the difference! No scales, no deal.
I could accept a non-godly dragon, though. But I'm not paying for it. I still have to think my view on a non-draconic god.
@Lady-J: Don't worry, I keep reading «Switch Hitter» as «Switch Hitler»
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-25T14:15:11Z
Re: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Updated Prostitute Chart
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u6zy?Updated-Prostitute-Chart#34
2017-03-03T16:42:25Z
2017-02-25T12:02:43Z
<p>Quintuple love. I'm OK with that.
<br />
So bad Takhisis is dead, she was a good candidate too.</p>
Quintuple love. I'm OK with that.
So bad Takhisis is dead, she was a good candidate too.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-25T12:02:43Z
Re: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Updated Prostitute Chart
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u6zy?Updated-Prostitute-Chart#17
2017-04-11T14:48:01Z
2017-02-21T20:14:55Z
<p>I'm not paying for sex if I can't have a prostitute who is BOTH a god and a dragon. I only want the best.</p>
I'm not paying for sex if I can't have a prostitute who is BOTH a god and a dragon. I only want the best.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-21T20:14:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=104?The-Next-Poster#5159
2017-02-21T20:53:17Z
2017-02-21T09:10:37Z
<p>I have 200 personalities, all of them Abraham Lincoln. I was born in 200 log cabins...</p>
<p>The next poster also enjoyed Futurama.</p>
I have 200 personalities, all of them Abraham Lincoln. I was born in 200 log cabins...
The next poster also enjoyed Futurama.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-21T09:10:37Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=92?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4600
2017-02-21T09:05:00Z
2017-02-21T09:05:00Z
<p>Grim Thread-o-mancer.</p>
Grim Thread-o-mancer.
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-21T09:05:00Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=104?The-Next-Poster#5152
2017-02-15T08:27:55Z
2017-02-15T08:27:55Z
<p>Scales! Why should a tree have scales? It's like they had gotten tired of being plants and wanted to be dragons! Who would want to be a tree if you can be a dragon, thinking of it? They must be intelligent trees, but I'm still offended by the idea of a tree trying to be a dragon.</p>
<p>The next poster shares my obsession with dragons.</p>
Scales! Why should a tree have scales? It's like they had gotten tired of being plants and wanted to be dragons! Who would want to be a tree if you can be a dragon, thinking of it? They must be intelligent trees, but I'm still offended by the idea of a tree trying to be a dragon.
The next poster shares my obsession with dragons.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-15T08:27:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=92?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4581
2017-02-11T11:49:13Z
2017-02-11T08:55:26Z
<p>The Real Sexy Redhead of Doom</p>
The Real Sexy Redhead of Doom
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-11T08:55:26Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=103?The-Next-Poster#5145
2017-02-11T08:53:14Z
2017-02-11T08:53:14Z
<p>It just reads «Stop trying to find yourself in a stupid book and start living your life now» in all the pages. It took me a full minute to write it. It's a best seller. Literature today sucks.</p>
<p>The next poster has read all the classics.</p>
It just reads «Stop trying to find yourself in a stupid book and start living your life now» in all the pages. It took me a full minute to write it. It's a best seller. Literature today sucks.
The next poster has read all the classics.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-11T08:53:14Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=103?The-Next-Poster#5143
2017-02-11T05:33:33Z
2017-02-11T05:33:33Z
<p>You mean ALIENS have come here to mess with my mind and make me forget what I was doing for no apparent reason?
<br />
Oh, damn, that means that my poor will save must be known now in the whole universe.</p>
<p>The next poster is not an alien but likes to mess with other people's mind anyway.</p>
You mean ALIENS have come here to mess with my mind and make me forget what I was doing for no apparent reason?
Oh, damn, that means that my poor will save must be known now in the whole universe.
The next poster is not an alien but likes to mess with other people's mind anyway.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-11T05:33:33Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: 'Embarrassing' Gaming Confessions
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u1mj&page=5?Embarrassing-Gaming-Confessions#235
2017-02-10T07:15:48Z
2017-02-10T07:15:48Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Archdevil wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
Oh yeah, your average drow definitely isn't a good fit for a typical party. I guess my beef is that I think people's definition of "Drizzt clone" is "any non-evil drow character" and I feel like that's not really fair, there's lots of interesting possible characters you could come up with who would fit that but also be totally different from Drizzt in many other ways.</blockquote><p>I have never played with an actual drow, even if I've always seen them as an interesting race.
</p>
But when me and Dalindra were homebrewing a setting based on MtG's Ravnica with 3.5 then upgraded to Pathfinder rules, we had to fill many holes from what we got from the cards, novels and other info. So we had this Devkarin who were dark elves who lived in the underground, we took a lot of stuff from the drow. They ended being like pale as clay drows who revered the cycle of life an death with a heavy focus on necromancy and kinda voodoo aesthetics.
<br />
So when I finally went from GMing to playing I knew I had to play one of those. I wanted to be evil, so I talked with my GM the motivations that could keep my character on the surface and tied to the other non evil PCs.
<br />
I'm aware that it's a bit more difficult with real drow as they are more mistrusted, but with a good planning from the player and the GM I think there are a lot of drow concepts that can fit into the game, even evil drow who still share bonds with drow society.
<br />
Saying that, a drow character doesn't fit all the campaigns and can be disruptive even if the player is not, so I'm not against banning them in most stories. If the GM cannot or doesn't want to make the character fit then better don't play it rather than having a bad roleplaying experience.</p>
Archdevil wrote:Oh yeah, your average drow definitely isn't a good fit for a typical party. I guess my beef is that I think people's definition of "Drizzt clone" is "any non-evil drow character" and I feel like that's not really fair, there's lots of interesting possible characters you could come up with who would fit that but also be totally different from Drizzt in many other ways.
I have never played with an actual drow, even if I've always seen them as an interesting race.
But when me...
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-10T07:15:48Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=92?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4574
2017-02-09T18:52:47Z
2017-02-09T18:52:47Z
<p>Sulfur Smelling Overgrown Lizard</p>
Sulfur Smelling Overgrown Lizard
Lynessa Evelar (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-09T18:52:47Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=92?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4572
2017-02-09T18:23:21Z
2017-02-09T18:23:21Z
<p>Guy-with-awesome-hair.</p>
Guy-with-awesome-hair.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-09T18:23:21Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Being Unique - My Dislike of the Term Special Snowflake
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2zg&page=5?Being-Unique-My-Dislike-of-the-Term-Special#215
2017-02-09T15:04:34Z
2017-02-09T15:04:34Z
<p>Or maybe we are all special and unique. It's a better way to see it.</p>
Or maybe we are all special and unique. It's a better way to see it.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-09T15:04:34Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=5?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#233
2017-02-09T07:25:55Z
2017-02-09T07:25:55Z
<p>3/10
<br />
Looks like some kind of angry monster I should take care of. I just cannot trust the face.</p>
3/10
Looks like some kind of angry monster I should take care of. I just cannot trust the face.
Lady Audrey Strongshield (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-09T07:25:55Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=103?The-Next-Poster#5141
2017-02-08T08:51:21Z
2017-02-08T08:51:21Z
<p>Understood, sir. Activating killing mode right now.</p>
<p>The next poster runs for cover.</p>
Understood, sir. Activating killing mode right now.
The next poster runs for cover.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-08T08:51:21Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Fluffy character goals without mechanics
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u58x?Fluffy-character-goals-without-mechanics#6
2017-04-18T19:54:01Z
2017-02-06T18:24:43Z
<p>I only played one character whose goals were more or less mechanic, this one I am posting with.
<br />
She received one piece of a set of powerful (and cursed) items and got herself obsessed with getting all of them, knowing that they will make her more powerful but that they were dangerous too.
<br />
She was completely obsessed, thinking that it was her destiny (nobody told her that, she just started believing it) and lying to herself saying that she wanted to collect the items to protect other people from their evil influence.
<br />
She is a NE character with a kinda selfish and ambitious nature.
<br />
In the end of the story she finished getting all the desired items... And she sacrificed all of them for the greater good (yes, being neutral evil, alignments are a complex thing). Most of her magic equipment was composed of those cursed items, so she sacrificed a lot of her wealth there. And she has never regretted it. She actually feels really proud of herself for having done the right thing.
<br />
Even though I was playing her, I was surprised by what she did and that she was completely sure of what she was doing. She didn't redeem herself or anything like that by doing it. She's still NE and proud of it, but even evil characters can have heroic moments.</p>
<p>My other characters have less materialistic goals.
<br />
My witch only wants to keep her party alive. Doesn't care a lot about her own life, but her party has to live. Also she wants to find a place that she could call home.
<br />
My ninja wants to know herself better. She has been taught to deny herself and to see herself as a part of a whole rather than a single individual and now she's exploring what being herself means.
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My elven cleric wants to bring back the old good days for her people and fight corruption against her kind, discover ancient and forgotten knowledge and live her life to the limits.</p>
<p>And I guess I could mention a lot more characters but these are the four that come to my mind now.</p>
I only played one character whose goals were more or less mechanic, this one I am posting with.
She received one piece of a set of powerful (and cursed) items and got herself obsessed with getting all of them, knowing that they will make her more powerful but that they were dangerous too.
She was completely obsessed, thinking that it was her destiny (nobody told her that, she just started believing it) and lying to herself saying that she wanted to collect the items to protect other people...
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-06T18:24:43Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=103?The-Next-Poster#5130
2017-02-04T14:31:00Z
2017-02-04T14:31:00Z
<p>I am an unknown enemy.
<br />
<a href="https://www.google.es/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DOID7gA8fcaw&ved=0ahUKEwijoMKA0_bRAhUI6xQKHV73BUwQyCkIHzAA&usg=AFQjCNElrjiZIvFVxwusBRPlfRVVywAXDw&sig2=Ns_so6N0PU0B0q-aJPRGJw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">These</a> are squirrels. Far more dangerous than me, as you can see.
<br />
Next poster is not afraid of rodents.</p>
I am an unknown enemy.
These are squirrels. Far more dangerous than me, as you can see.
Next poster is not afraid of rodents.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-04T14:31:00Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=92?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4566
2022-02-22T15:07:52Z
2017-02-04T10:08:47Z
<p>Cultist of Rakdos</p>
Cultist of Rakdos
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-04T10:08:47Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=103?The-Next-Poster#5128
2017-02-03T20:50:00Z
2017-02-03T20:50:00Z
<p>I can perform ten hundred instrumental sounds, sir. Sad trombone is a personal favorite after smashing some unwelcome intruders.</p>
<p>Next poster has been attacked by unknown enemies.</p>
I can perform ten hundred instrumental sounds, sir. Sad trombone is a personal favorite after smashing some unwelcome intruders.
Next poster has been attacked by unknown enemies.
Artephius the Alchemical Golem (alias of Kileanna)
2017-02-03T20:50:00Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=103?The-Next-Poster#5124
2017-01-31T09:45:41Z
2017-01-31T09:45:41Z
<p>What is this foul burrito thing that can even defeat my Purify Food spell? I'm burning from inside! I've been poisoned for sure!</p>
<p>The next poster is taking revenge on the traitor cook that has poisoned me!</p>
What is this foul burrito thing that can even defeat my Purify Food spell? I'm burning from inside! I've been poisoned for sure!
The next poster is taking revenge on the traitor cook that has poisoned me!
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-31T09:45:41Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=103?The-Next-Poster#5118
2017-01-30T17:22:49Z
2017-01-30T17:22:49Z
<p>I used to. Then an aboleth covered me in slime and now I cannot even breathe. My ship mates say it's permanent and that I'm going to grow scales and be changed into something slimy and creepy. I think they are joking, they are always joking, tell me they are joking!!!</p>
<p>The next poster keeps the joke going on.</p>
I used to. Then an aboleth covered me in slime and now I cannot even breathe. My ship mates say it's permanent and that I'm going to grow scales and be changed into something slimy and creepy. I think they are joking, they are always joking, tell me they are joking!!!
The next poster keeps the joke going on.
Fox «Zorro» Clayton (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-30T17:22:49Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=103?The-Next-Poster#5115
2017-01-29T08:37:35Z
2017-01-29T08:37:35Z
<p>Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, can't escape from reality... This sounds like a regular day on my life, this guy sure knew what music is, not like all that pompous people yelling in a language that nobody can understand.
<br />
Next poster has a secret shrine dedicated to Freddy Mercury.</p>
Is this real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, can't escape from reality... This sounds like a regular day on my life, this guy sure knew what music is, not like all that pompous people yelling in a language that nobody can understand.
Next poster has a secret shrine dedicated to Freddy Mercury.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-29T08:37:35Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=91?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#4536
2017-01-28T14:40:38Z
2017-01-28T14:40:38Z
<p>Fancy Accesory</p>
Fancy Accesory
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-28T14:40:38Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=103?The-Next-Poster#5105
2017-01-28T08:13:01Z
2017-01-28T08:13:01Z
<p>If I told them of the stolen corpse they'd never return it back to me!</p>
<p>The next poster has been robbed too and plans to go on a stealth incursion with me to recover what was stolen.</p>
If I told them of the stolen corpse they'd never return it back to me!
The next poster has been robbed too and plans to go on a stealth incursion with me to recover what was stolen.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-28T08:13:01Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Resolutions for 2017
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3jx&page=2?Character-Resolutions-for-2017#74
2017-01-18T09:21:55Z
2017-01-18T09:21:55Z
<p>I'm sorry to break both your illusions and the fourth wall but you are playing something called «Reign of Winter». I wouldn't put much expectations on it.</p>
<p>And why is everybody falling here? I think someone has casted a grease spell on this thread.</p>
<p>My resolution for this year is... uhm... nah, forget about it. I'm just against planning anything in advance. Let's just see what this year brings to us.</p>
I'm sorry to break both your illusions and the fourth wall but you are playing something called «Reign of Winter». I wouldn't put much expectations on it.
And why is everybody falling here? I think someone has casted a grease spell on this thread.
My resolution for this year is... uhm... nah, forget about it. I'm just against planning anything in advance. Let's just see what this year brings to us.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-18T09:21:55Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Falling Paladin question
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4cz?Falling-Paladin-question#15
2017-01-17T14:37:06Z
2017-01-17T14:37:06Z
<p>And how many squished goblins are needed to make him fall?
<br />
I mean, goblins breed all the time, don't they? Each day like zillions of them are born. I don't think gods can notice a few missing goblins, right? Right? Because some goblins around me might happen to have died... on... accident.</p>
And how many squished goblins are needed to make him fall?
I mean, goblins breed all the time, don't they? Each day like zillions of them are born. I don't think gods can notice a few missing goblins, right? Right? Because some goblins around me might happen to have died... on... accident.
Sheena, rogue Wojek (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-17T14:37:06Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=5?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#219
2017-01-17T09:53:07Z
2017-01-17T09:53:07Z
<p>But red will always be red.
<br />
7/10 anyway because blue is not a bad second option anyway ;-P</p>
But red will always be red.
7/10 anyway because blue is not a bad second option anyway ;-P
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-17T09:53:07Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: Rate the icon for the poster above you
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n57u&page=5?Rate-the-icon-for-the-poster-above-you#217
2017-01-17T17:51:26Z
2017-01-17T09:45:04Z
<p>Completely aggree. Only good black is the cinder black that's left after a good old fire breath.
<br />
Red is best 10/10</p>
Completely aggree. Only good black is the cinder black that's left after a good old fire breath.
Red is best 10/10
Istixia (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-17T09:45:04Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Resolutions for 2017
Nigel Uth Berner (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3jx&page=2?Character-Resolutions-for-2017#70
2017-01-17T09:20:50Z
2017-01-17T09:20:50Z
<p>Not if you fall repeatedly after multiple trip attempts... with a lot of people watching.</p>
<p>My resolution for this year is forgetting. Everything. And probably going home and not coming out until next year. Or next one.</p>
Not if you fall repeatedly after multiple trip attempts... with a lot of people watching.
My resolution for this year is forgetting. Everything. And probably going home and not coming out until next year. Or next one.
Nigel Uth Berner (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-17T09:20:50Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=102?The-Next-Poster#5070
2017-01-17T07:43:28Z
2017-01-17T07:43:28Z
<p>As a cleric, if I abandon my old faith to worship He Who Must Be Blamed, should I fall?
<br />
Can I worship both and take exclusive feats from He Who Must Be Blamed without losing access to my domains?</p>
<p>Next poster will clear out all my doubts.</p>
As a cleric, if I abandon my old faith to worship He Who Must Be Blamed, should I fall?
Can I worship both and take exclusive feats from He Who Must Be Blamed without losing access to my domains?
Next poster will clear out all my doubts.
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-17T07:43:28Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=102?The-Next-Poster#5061
2017-01-16T17:07:22Z
2017-01-16T17:07:22Z
<p>What? I've gone cannibal again? I thought I had left that phase behind!</p>
<p>The next poster stole a sword from a city guard and then tried to sell it back to them.</p>
What? I've gone cannibal again? I thought I had left that phase behind!
The next poster stole a sword from a city guard and then tried to sell it back to them.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-16T17:07:22Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Resolutions for 2017
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3jx&page=2?Character-Resolutions-for-2017#64
2017-01-16T14:07:59Z
2017-01-16T14:07:59Z
<p>Am I the only one who has already failed a new year resolution? It looked so easy...</p>
Am I the only one who has already failed a new year resolution? It looked so easy...
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-16T14:07:59Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=102?The-Next-Poster#5058
2017-01-16T13:10:37Z
2017-01-16T13:10:37Z
<p>We replaced our god wizard for a bard but our rogue still stays. That must mean something. And our rogue knows how to stand up in a fight. The wizard was too squishy and prone to fall from heights making loud noises.</p>
<p>Next poster tries to derail this thread and fails.</p>
We replaced our god wizard for a bard but our rogue still stays. That must mean something. And our rogue knows how to stand up in a fight. The wizard was too squishy and prone to fall from heights making loud noises.
Next poster tries to derail this thread and fails.
Zurgas (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-16T13:10:37Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=102?The-Next-Poster#5053
2017-01-16T16:04:01Z
2017-01-16T08:51:43Z
<p>Not sure what that «having a great time» thing is, but I watch it anytime my desires of killing start to fade. It works wonders.</p>
<p>The next poster didn't post before because that video was awkward.</p>
Not sure what that «having a great time» thing is, but I watch it anytime my desires of killing start to fade. It works wonders.
The next poster didn't post before because that video was awkward.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-16T08:51:43Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Resolutions for 2017
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3jx&page=2?Character-Resolutions-for-2017#60
2017-01-15T08:41:51Z
2017-01-15T08:41:51Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Paladin Falls Enforcement Squad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Valinor, the Dragonhunter wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Paladin Falls Enforcement Squad wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Unlawful slaughtering of an intelligent creature without proper permission from the local regent and necessary permits?</p>
<p>You can make your excuses to the judge, buddy! You're off to the big house! </blockquote>But I've also killed the local regent! Am I the new local regent? I suppose I should punish myself... OK! My penance will be to hunt more nasty dragons! </blockquote><p>You don't just become the new regent because you killed the last one! That's not basis for a fair and equitable system of government! What if I just went around lopping off the head of every government official I didn't like? Well sir, I'd be able to dictate whatever I wanted. Up until some other blighter came up and cut my head off. Why, that would be anarchy! And anarchy VIOLATES YOUR PALADIN CODE!
<p><span class=messageboard-bigger><span class=messageboard-ooc>•SMITE CHAOS•</span></span> </blockquote><p>Valinor, are you a paladin now?
</p>
Well, that guys seemed kinda chaotic to me but, hey, all that «behead the leader and you become the leader» thing was their stupid rules and we try to behave according to the stupid rules of anywhere we go! And it wasn't easy, the leader was an ettin so we had to behead him TWICE!</p>
Paladin Falls Enforcement Squad wrote:Valinor, the Dragonhunter wrote: Paladin Falls Enforcement Squad wrote:Unlawful slaughtering of an intelligent creature without proper permission from the local regent and necessary permits?
You can make your excuses to the judge, buddy! You're off to the big house!
But I've also killed the local regent! Am I the new local regent? I suppose I should punish myself... OK! My penance will be to hunt more nasty dragons! You don't just become the new regent...
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-15T08:41:51Z
Re: Forums: Curse of the Crimson Throne: Ileosa's backstory
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u49v?Ileosas-backstory#5
2018-04-21T16:16:36Z
2017-01-13T14:43:19Z
<p>Our GM made Ileosa be a less obvious villain and made us wonder if she was a real villain from the beginning or if she had fallen into corruption later.
<br />
He gave us mixed feelings, she was a bit snobbish but she also treated us PCs well the first time we met her and she looked sincerely grateful for recovering her jewel.
<br />
I liked how he portrayed her because we couldn't tell how much she was a villain and how much a victim.</p>
Our GM made Ileosa be a less obvious villain and made us wonder if she was a real villain from the beginning or if she had fallen into corruption later.
He gave us mixed feelings, she was a bit snobbish but she also treated us PCs well the first time we met her and she looked sincerely grateful for recovering her jewel.
I liked how he portrayed her because we couldn't tell how much she was a villain and how much a victim.
Ellara the Devkarin (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-13T14:43:19Z
Re: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=101?The-Next-Poster#5046
2017-01-12T15:04:16Z
2017-01-12T15:04:16Z
<p>Indeed! I believe in love after love and consensual everything!</p>
<p>The next poster likes swimming naked in the moonlight.</p>
Indeed! I believe in love after love and consensual everything!
The next poster likes swimming naked in the moonlight.
Marianna of Balador (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-12T15:04:16Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Resolutions for 2017
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3jx&page=2?Character-Resolutions-for-2017#54
2017-01-09T08:28:11Z
2017-01-09T08:28:11Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gip wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Gip resolve to make it through a game with lots of not dying and not getting replaced.</p>
<p>Also resolve to save more souls by destroying more books, but Gip think that a given. ;) </blockquote><p>I probably have already a condemned soul so I'd rather keep my spellbook, thanks.
Gip wrote:Gip resolve to make it through a game with lots of not dying and not getting replaced.
Also resolve to save more souls by destroying more books, but Gip think that a given. ;)
I probably have already a condemned soul so I'd rather keep my spellbook, thanks.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-09T08:28:11Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Resolutions for 2017
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3jx&page=2?Character-Resolutions-for-2017#52
2017-01-08T21:04:54Z
2017-01-08T20:43:28Z
<p>Not the dead draconian/Valinor lookalike trick again!
<br />
I guess it could have worked before you left a trail of them behind you.
<br />
You must be getting old because you're turning predictable!</p>
Not the dead draconian/Valinor lookalike trick again!
I guess it could have worked before you left a trail of them behind you.
You must be getting old because you're turning predictable!
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-08T20:43:28Z
Re: Forums: Advice: I could use some gaming suggestions...
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3xx?I-could-use-some-gaming-suggestions#10
2017-01-10T06:09:47Z
2017-01-07T09:57:16Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">ultimatepunch wrote:</div><blockquote> You aren't unlucky, you only think you are. </blockquote><p>Your perception determines your reality.
</p>
If you think you are, you will be.</p>
ultimatepunch wrote:You aren't unlucky, you only think you are.
Your perception determines your reality.
If you think you are, you will be.
Elisa Figuerola (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-07T09:57:16Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Resolutions for 2017
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3jx?Character-Resolutions-for-2017#34
2017-01-06T21:20:44Z
2017-01-06T21:20:44Z
<p>First, getting to know my niece better.
<br />
Second, stopping everybody around me from talking about marriage.
<br />
Third, doing something romantic with Valinor, like killing a dragon, maybe two.
<br />
Fourth, making sure my mind stays mine for the whole year.
<br />
Fifth, find out what that "getting laid with his race's sworn enemy" stuff means.</p>
First, getting to know my niece better.
Second, stopping everybody around me from talking about marriage.
Third, doing something romantic with Valinor, like killing a dragon, maybe two.
Fourth, making sure my mind stays mine for the whole year.
Fifth, find out what that "getting laid with his race's sworn enemy" stuff means.
Red Reya (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-06T21:20:44Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Resolutions for 2017
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3jx?Character-Resolutions-for-2017#25
2017-01-07T00:26:01Z
2017-01-05T13:45:45Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Liliana Kaslinth wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
I don't think is a good thing calling your allies "meat shields", you know. How distasteful of you. </blockquote><p>Nothing wrong about calling them for what they are as long as they don't know.
Liliana Kaslinth wrote:I don't think is a good thing calling your allies "meat shields", you know. How distasteful of you.
Nothing wrong about calling them for what they are as long as they don't know.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-05T13:45:45Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Resolutions for 2017
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3jx?Character-Resolutions-for-2017#24
2017-01-05T13:43:38Z
2017-01-05T13:43:38Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Seleena Duskmantle wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
Don't worry, I'm an enchanter with 8 con and I survived a campaign full of golems. My secret? Meat shields. A lot of meat shields. And Magic Jar. Magic Jar might not be an option for you, so replace it with even more meat shields. You are a bard so you might be able to get meat shield from the most unexpected places. </blockquote><p>I don't think is a good thing calling your allies "meat shields", you know. How distasteful of you.
Seleena Duskmantle wrote:Don't worry, I'm an enchanter with 8 con and I survived a campaign full of golems. My secret? Meat shields. A lot of meat shields. And Magic Jar. Magic Jar might not be an option for you, so replace it with even more meat shields. You are a bard so you might be able to get meat shield from the most unexpected places.
I don't think is a good thing calling your allies "meat shields", you know. How distasteful of you.
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-05T13:43:38Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Resolutions for 2017
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3jx?Character-Resolutions-for-2017#23
2017-01-05T13:39:50Z
2017-01-05T13:39:50Z
<div class="messageboard-quotee">bishop083 wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Two characters in different campaigns. Victor Moldovano, my ranger in my RotR game, wants to become awesome enough to replace his horse with a wolf.</p>
<p>Quentin Graves, my singing cowboy (gunslinger/bard) in Strange Aeons, has two. One, find out what happened. Two: survive. He has 8 con so that should be a challenge. </blockquote><p>Don't worry, I'm an enchanter with 8 con and I survived a campaign full of golems. My secret? Meat shields. A lot of meat shields. And Magic Jar. Magic Jar might not be an option for you, so replace it with even more meat shields. You are a bard so you might be able to get meat shield from the most unexpected places.
bishop083 wrote:Two characters in different campaigns. Victor Moldovano, my ranger in my RotR game, wants to become awesome enough to replace his horse with a wolf.
Quentin Graves, my singing cowboy (gunslinger/bard) in Strange Aeons, has two. One, find out what happened. Two: survive. He has 8 con so that should be a challenge.
Don't worry, I'm an enchanter with 8 con and I survived a campaign full of golems. My secret? Meat shields. A lot of meat shields. And Magic Jar. Magic Jar might...
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-05T13:39:50Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Resolutions for 2017
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3jx?Character-Resolutions-for-2017#21
2017-01-07T00:26:32Z
2017-01-05T12:28:36Z
<p>This year I'm not going to take any unnecesary risks.
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Any risk taken for the sake of knowledge doesn't count as unnecesary.
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Any risk taken for my family's goodness doesn't count as unnecesary.
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Any risk taken for protecting my loved ones doesn't count as unnecesary.
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Any risk taken for a greater good doesn't count as unnecesary.
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Any risk taken because it sounds appealing doesn't count as unnecesary.
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This year's resolution is going to be easy to fulfill. I never take unnecesary risks, of course.</p>
This year I'm not going to take any unnecesary risks.
Any risk taken for the sake of knowledge doesn't count as unnecesary.
Any risk taken for my family's goodness doesn't count as unnecesary.
Any risk taken for protecting my loved ones doesn't count as unnecesary.
Any risk taken for a greater good doesn't count as unnecesary.
Any risk taken because it sounds appealing doesn't count as unnecesary.
This year's resolution is going to be easy to fulfill. I never take unnecesary risks, of course.
Liliana Kaslinth (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-05T12:28:36Z
Re: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Character Resolutions for 2017
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3jx?Character-Resolutions-for-2017#19
2017-01-04T20:06:14Z
2017-01-04T20:06:14Z
<p>Relaxing and enjoying my well earned position. No big evil plotting this year. Well, just a bit to remain in good shape. And this year I'm learning to swim. This time for real, with no Magic Jar involved. I've got to make Mom and Grandma feel proud of me. And maybe bringing Blazelock back from the grave because it doesn't hurt having a red dragon by your side.</p>
Relaxing and enjoying my well earned position. No big evil plotting this year. Well, just a bit to remain in good shape. And this year I'm learning to swim. This time for real, with no Magic Jar involved. I've got to make Mom and Grandma feel proud of me. And maybe bringing Blazelock back from the grave because it doesn't hurt having a red dragon by your side.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-04T20:06:14Z
Re: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: 'Embarrassing' Gaming Confessions
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u1mj&page=4?Embarrassing-Gaming-Confessions#190
2017-01-03T20:40:13Z
2017-01-03T20:33:49Z
<p>Don't air their secrets, Kiani, use them to take advantage. You still have a lot to learn.</p>
Don't air their secrets, Kiani, use them to take advantage. You still have a lot to learn.
Seleena Duskmantle (alias of Kileanna)
2017-01-03T20:33:49Z