paizo.com Recent Posts by Kefka Palazzopaizo.com Recent Posts by Kefka Palazzo2014-08-27T20:48:40Z2014-08-27T20:48:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5403?Deep-6-FaWtL#2701152022-02-09T19:18:39Z2022-02-09T19:18:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kefka Palazzo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kefka Palazzo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I have the perfect solution. People should stop having babies. After a few years there won't be need for teachers anymore. No kids, no problem.</p>
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<p>Why are you looking at me like that?! </blockquote>Even better idea, just get rid of the people. No people, no kids! No kids, no problem! </blockquote>Oh, that's the long term plan. </blockquote>Why wait? </blockquote>Less work that way. </blockquote><p>Lazy dragon! Bah! This is why I do things myself.Drejk wrote:Kefka Palazzo wrote: Drejk wrote: Kefka Palazzo wrote: Drejk wrote:I have the perfect solution. People should stop having babies. After a few years there won't be need for teachers anymore. No kids, no problem.
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Why are you looking at me like that?!
Even better idea, just get rid of the people. No people, no kids! No kids, no problem! Oh, that's the long term plan. Why wait? Less work that way. Lazy dragon! Bah! This is why I do things myself.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2022-02-09T19:18:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5403?Deep-6-FaWtL#2701102022-02-09T18:51:29Z2022-02-09T18:51:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kefka Palazzo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I have the perfect solution. People should stop having babies. After a few years there won't be need for teachers anymore. No kids, no problem.</p>
<p><.<</p>
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<p>Why are you looking at me like that?! </blockquote>Even better idea, just get rid of the people. No people, no kids! No kids, no problem! </blockquote>Oh, that's the long term plan. </blockquote><p>Why wait?Drejk wrote:Kefka Palazzo wrote: Drejk wrote:I have the perfect solution. People should stop having babies. After a few years there won't be need for teachers anymore. No kids, no problem.
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Why are you looking at me like that?!
Even better idea, just get rid of the people. No people, no kids! No kids, no problem! Oh, that's the long term plan. Why wait?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2022-02-09T18:51:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5403?Deep-6-FaWtL#2701022022-02-09T18:15:02Z2022-02-09T16:11:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kefka Palazzo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I have the perfect solution. People should stop having babies. After a few years there won't be need for teachers anymore. No kids, no problem.</p>
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<p>Why are you looking at me like that?! </blockquote>Even better idea, just get rid of the people. No people, no kids! No kids, no problem! </blockquote>Great idea! Let's get starte...wait. I'm sorta people. Can we not kill me? At least, not yet? </blockquote><p>I <i>guess</i> I can save you for last.
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>gran rey de los mono wrote:Kefka Palazzo wrote: Drejk wrote:I have the perfect solution. People should stop having babies. After a few years there won't be need for teachers anymore. No kids, no problem.
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Why are you looking at me like that?!
Even better idea, just get rid of the people. No people, no kids! No kids, no problem! Great idea! Let's get starte...wait. I'm sorta people. Can we not kill me? At least, not yet? I guess I can save you for last. [Spoiler omitted]Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2022-02-09T16:11:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5402?Deep-6-FaWtL#2700982022-02-09T17:54:32Z2022-02-09T15:06:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I have the perfect solution. People should stop having babies. After a few years there won't be need for teachers anymore. No kids, no problem.</p>
<p><.<</p>
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<p>Why are you looking at me like that?! </blockquote><p>Even better idea, just get rid of the people. No people, no kids! No kids, no problem!Drejk wrote:I have the perfect solution. People should stop having babies. After a few years there won't be need for teachers anymore. No kids, no problem.
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Why are you looking at me like that?!
Even better idea, just get rid of the people. No people, no kids! No kids, no problem!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2022-02-09T15:06:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4852?Deep-6-FaWtL#2425592020-04-01T17:14:28Z2020-03-25T13:07:38Z<p><a href="https://imgur.com/gallery/RfcCH3E" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Hate.</a></p>
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<p>Hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE HATE HATE YOU ALL!!</p>Hate.
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Hate hate hate hate hate hate HATE HATE HATE YOU ALL!!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2020-03-25T13:07:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4541?Deep-6-FaWtL#2270152019-06-17T09:58:49Z2019-06-15T18:15:50Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2NhcFrtrrY&feature=youtu.be" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><i>Life... dreams... hope.... What are these things? Where are they going?</i></a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2NhcFrtrrY&feature=youtu.be" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><i>These meaningless things... I am going to DESTROY!!</i></a></p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2NhcFrtrrY&feature=youtu.be" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><i><b>The end comes, beyond chaos!!</b></i></a></p>Life... dreams... hope.... What are these things? Where are they going?
These meaningless things... I am going to DESTROY!!
The end comes, beyond chaos!!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2019-06-15T18:15:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What's something weird that annoys you?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42c2t&page=12?Whats-something-weird-that-annoys-you#5932018-12-26T04:32:00Z2018-12-25T14:03:27Z<p><i><maniacal grin></i></p>...Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2018-12-25T14:03:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: We're All Gods Here Right?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cef&page=2?Were-All-Gods-Here-Right#802018-12-19T12:24:54Z2018-12-19T04:07:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Vagrant Erudite wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kefka Palazzo wrote:</div><blockquote> Who needs tithes when you can snipe worthless maggot humans from on high with divine radiance? Uwheeheeheehee!!! </blockquote>Some god you are. You got killed by a dozen humans, a yeti, and a dancing winged pig with a knob on his head. </blockquote><p>Silence, worm! That never happened.The Vagrant Erudite wrote:Kefka Palazzo wrote: Who needs tithes when you can snipe worthless maggot humans from on high with divine radiance? Uwheeheeheehee!!!
Some god you are. You got killed by a dozen humans, a yeti, and a dancing winged pig with a knob on his head. Silence, worm! That never happened.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2018-12-19T04:07:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: We're All Gods Here Right?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cef&page=2?Were-All-Gods-Here-Right#782018-12-06T23:14:56Z2018-12-06T22:25:56Z<p>Who needs tithes when you can snipe worthless maggot humans from on high with divine radiance? Uwheeheeheehee!!!</p>Who needs tithes when you can snipe worthless maggot humans from on high with divine radiance? Uwheeheeheehee!!!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2018-12-06T22:25:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: We're All Gods Here Right?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cef&page=2?Were-All-Gods-Here-Right#602018-12-05T18:00:59Z2018-12-04T12:21:07Z<p>This theological space is getting irritatingly crowded.</p>
<p>Who wants their Light of Judgement sandwich to the face first?</p>This theological space is getting irritatingly crowded.
Who wants their Light of Judgement sandwich to the face first?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2018-12-04T12:21:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: We're All Gods Here Right?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42cef&page=2?Were-All-Gods-Here-Right#562018-12-03T23:33:09Z2018-12-03T23:11:33Z<p>What is this, a gathering for peons?</p>What is this, a gathering for peons?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2018-12-03T23:11:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ever suddenly realize something and feel like "oh DUH"?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42c2v&page=2?Ever-suddenly-realize-something-and-feel-like#712018-12-03T23:37:55Z2018-12-03T23:10:29Z<p>Uwheeheeheeheehee!!</p>Uwheeheeheeheehee!!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2018-12-03T23:10:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3840?Deep-6-FaWtL#1919792018-05-18T02:17:42Z2018-05-18T02:17:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Saving Cap'n Crunch wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>•Grins like the maniac he is•</i></p>
<p>Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival? </blockquote><p>Why do people rebuild things they know are going to be destroyed? Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever? Think how <i>meaningless</i> each of your lives is!!Saving Cap'n Crunch wrote:*Grins like the maniac he is*
Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something? For more than your survival?
Why do people rebuild things they know are going to be destroyed? Why do people cling to life when they know they can't live forever? Think how meaningless each of your lives is!!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2018-05-18T02:17:42ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Playtest Prerelease Discussion: Paizo - Please give us your weigh in on the raging Paladin debates.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uyn2?Paizo-Please-give-us-your-weigh-in-on-the#292018-03-09T22:39:56Z2018-03-09T15:56:50Z<p>I like the cut of this dragon's jib.</p>
<p>But hey, let's not leave a good job half assed. Let's kill everyone else while we're at it!</p>I like the cut of this dragon's jib.
But hey, let's not leave a good job half assed. Let's kill everyone else while we're at it!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2018-03-09T15:56:50ZRe: Forums: Ruins of Azlant: Paizo Blog: The (Not Quite) World of RuinKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lkf4?The-World-of-Ruin#32018-02-06T22:47:43Z2018-01-24T02:54:54Z<p>Somebody didn't finish the job.</p>Somebody didn't finish the job.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2018-01-24T02:54:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=158?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#78962016-02-04T21:37:10Z2016-02-04T16:43:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ashley Kaprielian wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Insane KillMaster wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Set wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Insane KillMaster wrote:</div><blockquote> Or make a Blame-Cosmo-O-Thon (blame Cosmo marathon), people paying to blame Cosmo. </blockquote><p>Cosmo would only greenlight this game if people paid <i>Cosmo</i> to blame Cosmo. Or paid Cosmo to shift blame to other people. Or just paid Cosmo, perhaps in a futile attempt to propitiate him. He's surprisingly flexible on this point, as long as the spice keeps flowing.
<p></blockquote>Cosmo can always get a cut from the money. :) </blockquote>Finance does not negotiate with clowns. </blockquote><p>I've got a high-potency energy ray that might be able to change your mind.Ashley Kaprielian wrote:Insane KillMaster wrote: Set wrote: Insane KillMaster wrote: Or make a Blame-Cosmo-O-Thon (blame Cosmo marathon), people paying to blame Cosmo.
Cosmo would only greenlight this game if people paid Cosmo to blame Cosmo. Or paid Cosmo to shift blame to other people. Or just paid Cosmo, perhaps in a futile attempt to propitiate him. He's surprisingly flexible on this point, as long as the spice keeps flowing. Cosmo can always get a cut from the money. :) Finance does not...Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2016-02-04T16:43:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2683?Deep-6-FaWtL#1341372016-01-07T06:26:50Z2016-01-06T21:39:42Z<p>Worship me more, cretins!</p>Worship me more, cretins!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2016-01-06T21:39:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2644?Deep-6-FaWtL#1321862015-12-11T20:16:49Z2015-12-11T19:58:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tacticslion wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Celestial Healer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Ah, the things you end up saying as a parent that you never, ever in your life imagined saying:</p>
<p><b>NH</b>: Impus Major, come here please.
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<b>IM</b>: Yeah?
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<b>NH</b>: See this? It's a new apple season, and these are "Pink Lady" apples. They are called that because they are pink inside. When you bite into this apple, it will be pink. It is NOT poison! Please keep this in mind.
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<b>IM</b>: OK. Thanks, Dad!</p>
<p>Nothing like having to reassure your hopelessly-underweight son about every possible unusual food situation.</p>
<p>And the sad thing? Once he knows it's not poison, he'll eat <i>anything</i>. Beef tongue, snails, raw oysters, pate, crickets, whatever. As long as he knows it's not poisonous, he'll eat it. </blockquote>Why would he think you would give him poison to eat? </blockquote><p>Welcome to my universe!
<p>If it's unfamiliar in any way, it's because someone poisoned it.</p>
<p>•SIGH•
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</blockquote>On the plus side, at least this explains your SS's group's obsession with poison! </blockquote><p>It would, •IF• he were the one that was suggesting it! It's always "Mr. Stereotype", who has a disturbing obsession with posioning large populations of natives.
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</blockquote><p>I fail to see the problem here.NobodysHome wrote:Tacticslion wrote: NobodysHome wrote: Celestial Healer wrote: NobodysHome wrote:Ah, the things you end up saying as a parent that you never, ever in your life imagined saying:
NH: Impus Major, come here please.
IM: Yeah?
NH: See this? It's a new apple season, and these are "Pink Lady" apples. They are called that because they are pink inside. When you bite into this apple, it will be pink. It is NOT poison! Please keep this in mind.
IM: OK. Thanks, Dad!
Nothing like having...Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2015-12-11T19:58:56ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Roleplaying Game: Bestiary 5 (OGL)Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9g9x/discuss&page=19?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Bestiary-5#9442015-10-31T05:11:45Z2015-10-30T12:30:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote>though if your players are particularly morally bankrupt, they might just make killing a villain easier by putting chunks of dead lead golem in the main water supply of the villain and simply wait for the metal-poison non-resistant ones to die off from thirst or lead-poisoning.</blockquote><p>This plan has my seal of approval!Quote:though if your players are particularly morally bankrupt, they might just make killing a villain easier by putting chunks of dead lead golem in the main water supply of the villain and simply wait for the metal-poison non-resistant ones to die off from thirst or lead-poisoning.
This plan has my seal of approval!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2015-10-30T12:30:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2558?Deep-6-FaWtL#1278522015-10-13T21:55:49Z2015-10-13T21:54:00Z<p>WHO CAST VANISH ON THAT POST I WAS REPLYING TO?!</p>
<p>AND MY ROBES?!</p>WHO CAST VANISH ON THAT POST I WAS REPLYING TO?!
AND MY ROBES?!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2015-10-13T21:54:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2558?Deep-6-FaWtL#1278512015-10-13T21:55:46Z2015-10-13T21:53:09Z<p>It's an excellent option. Take it from someone who knows. It worked great for me!</p>
<p>But keep your pants on.</p>It's an excellent option. Take it from someone who knows. It worked great for me!
But keep your pants on.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2015-10-13T21:53:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Darth Vader polling ahead of ALL the Candidates for PresidentKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2scbz?Darth-Vader-polling-ahead-of-ALL-the#502015-08-18T04:44:02Z2015-08-17T20:41:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gars DarkLover wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Heh, many fictional characters would rank better than most real life candidates. </p>
<p>Even Kefka (FF VI), Aizen (Bleach), Kuja (FF IX), Alduin (Skyrim), Goku/Gohan/Vegeta/Piccolo/Bulma (Dragonball/DragonballZ), lots of characters from Marvel, lots of characters from DC, Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto), Makarov Dreyar (Fairy Tail), etc... </blockquote><p>Vote for me, sure! I'm an equal-opportunity psychopath.Gars DarkLover wrote:Heh, many fictional characters would rank better than most real life candidates.
Even Kefka (FF VI), Aizen (Bleach), Kuja (FF IX), Alduin (Skyrim), Goku/Gohan/Vegeta/Piccolo/Bulma (Dragonball/DragonballZ), lots of characters from Marvel, lots of characters from DC, Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto), Makarov Dreyar (Fairy Tail), etc...
Vote for me, sure! I'm an equal-opportunity psychopath.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2015-08-17T20:41:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Thurston Hillman* ALL Your Questions Here!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s1a2&page=2?Ask-Thurston-Hillman-ALL-Your-Questions-Here#782016-02-15T20:11:29Z2015-06-18T14:39:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thurston Hillman wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kolby Sample wrote:</div><blockquote> What was your favorite thing from e3 this year? </blockquote>That's tricky. I'm not as into the FFVII remake as everyone else, mainly, because Clown Villain Final Fantasy or bust.</blockquote><p>I guess I can let you live. For now. If only because your gleefully sadistic mind entertains me. Slack off and I might be inclined to change my tune, heheheheh.Thurston Hillman wrote:Kolby Sample wrote: What was your favorite thing from e3 this year?
That's tricky. I'm not as into the FFVII remake as everyone else, mainly, because Clown Villain Final Fantasy or bust.I guess I can let you live. For now. If only because your gleefully sadistic mind entertains me. Slack off and I might be inclined to change my tune, heheheheh.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2015-06-18T14:39:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2385?Deep-6-FaWtL#1192202015-05-07T20:36:43Z2015-05-07T20:34:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Orthos wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Orthos wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Valdis Story got an update! :D</p>
<p>It isn't on gog yet... :( </blockquote>Ooh I'll have to check that on Steam when I get home. </blockquote>It should be already available on Steam. Dammit. </blockquote>Yes but I am not yet home to tell Steam to check for updates. </blockquote>But you will get it earlier than me! </blockquote><p>Mwahahahahahah!! Uwheeheeheeheehee!!!Drejk wrote:Orthos wrote: Drejk wrote: Orthos wrote: Drejk wrote:Valdis Story got an update! :D
It isn't on gog yet... :(
Ooh I'll have to check that on Steam when I get home. It should be already available on Steam. Dammit. Yes but I am not yet home to tell Steam to check for updates. But you will get it earlier than me! Mwahahahahahah!! Uwheeheeheeheehee!!!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2015-05-07T20:34:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2365?Deep-6-FaWtL#1182032015-04-23T19:07:49Z2015-04-23T02:40:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">TOZ wrote:</div><blockquote> FFVI 4 LYFE </blockquote><p>SCREAM LOUDER, PEASANT!TOZ wrote:FFVI 4 LYFE
SCREAM LOUDER, PEASANT!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2015-04-23T02:40:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ramblin' ManKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r95o&page=34?Ramblin-Man#16772015-02-02T13:51:07Z2015-02-02T13:51:07Z<p><i>"If I'm going to have a backstory, I'd prefer it be multiple choice!"</i></p>"If I'm going to have a backstory, I'd prefer it be multiple choice!"Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2015-02-02T13:51:07ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Worst setting/homebrew world you have ever seenKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rm3l?Worst-settinghomebrew-world-you-have-ever-seen#132014-10-31T17:42:19Z2014-10-20T03:48:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Scythia wrote:</div><blockquote>Another player was (and still is) the "dangerous when bored" type. So, as the mighty wizard is showing us the tower at the heart of this world, he explains that these three floating spheres are what keep the world whole and balanced. That if they were to be disrupted, the world would be torn apart. The dangerous when bored player has his character knock them all off the pedestal. We never did play in that setting again. </blockquote><p>... I fail to see the problem here.Scythia wrote:Another player was (and still is) the "dangerous when bored" type. So, as the mighty wizard is showing us the tower at the heart of this world, he explains that these three floating spheres are what keep the world whole and balanced. That if they were to be disrupted, the world would be torn apart. The dangerous when bored player has his character knock them all off the pedestal. We never did play in that setting again.
... I fail to see the problem here.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-10-20T03:48:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=124?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#61552014-10-03T18:12:55Z2014-10-02T23:31:35Z<p>I like the cut of this guy's jib.</p>I like the cut of this guy's jib.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-10-02T23:31:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2233?Deep-6-FaWtL#1116042014-09-04T17:18:22Z2014-09-04T17:18:22Z<p>Hate Hate <b>Hate Hate <i>HATE!!!!</i></b></p>Hate Hate Hate Hate HATE!!!!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-09-04T17:18:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=8?Order-66#3602014-08-28T15:42:53Z2014-08-28T14:16:04Z<p>Me dammit! Not again!</p>
<p><i>•casts Goner on Sissyl before being defeated•</i></p>Me dammit! Not again!
*casts Goner on Sissyl before being defeated*Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-08-28T14:16:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=8?Order-66#3582014-08-28T13:19:29Z2014-08-28T13:19:29Z<p>Bah! That's not a death! THIS is a death!</p>
<p><i>•incinerates Equinox and Scotty both in high-powered energy beam•</i></p>Bah! That's not a death! THIS is a death!
*incinerates Equinox and Scotty both in high-powered energy beam*Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-08-28T13:19:29ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Technomancer? Say what?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2re6l&page=2?Technomancer-Say-what#852014-08-28T01:40:37Z2014-08-27T20:36:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lilith wrote:</div><blockquote> Totally going to run a FFVI game at PaizoCon next year. HAS TO BE DONE. </blockquote><p>Going to leave a trail of bodies through the Magitek Factory again? Uwheeheeheeheehee!Lilith wrote:Totally going to run a FFVI game at PaizoCon next year. HAS TO BE DONE.
Going to leave a trail of bodies through the Magitek Factory again? Uwheeheeheeheehee!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-08-27T20:36:09ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Technomancer? Say what?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2re6l&page=2?Technomancer-Say-what#642014-08-27T22:18:43Z2014-08-21T18:24:49Z<p>Bring it on, you sons of submariners.</p>Bring it on, you sons of submariners.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-08-21T18:24:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=65?The-Next-Poster#32362014-08-13T13:06:49Z2014-08-13T13:06:49Z<p>Mom musta been smokin' hot because I sure as hell didn't get these looks from him! </p>
<p>The next poster has found something worthy of burnination. Burn, burn everything!</p>Mom musta been smokin' hot because I sure as hell didn't get these looks from him!
The next poster has found something worthy of burnination. Burn, burn everything!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-08-13T13:06:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=65?The-Next-Poster#32252014-08-12T14:37:00Z2014-08-12T14:37:00Z<p>Oh would you look at that. I just took that itty bitty living space and blasted it to smithereens! Now I have all the space I want and a giant energy beam of death for anyone who has complaints otherwise.</p>
<p>The next poster is a son of a submariner!</p>Oh would you look at that. I just took that itty bitty living space and blasted it to smithereens! Now I have all the space I want and a giant energy beam of death for anyone who has complaints otherwise.
The next poster is a son of a submariner!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-08-12T14:37:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2213?Deep-6-FaWtL#1106422014-08-12T11:42:03Z2014-08-12T11:42:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">David M Mallon wrote:</div><blockquote> I have a job interview in four hours. So, tell me why I can't sleep. </blockquote>Because, if you sleep, the clown will eat you. </blockquote><p>I prefer "roast alive in own juices". Also I'm not hungry.gran rey de los mono wrote:David M Mallon wrote: I have a job interview in four hours. So, tell me why I can't sleep.
Because, if you sleep, the clown will eat you. I prefer "roast alive in own juices". Also I'm not hungry.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-08-12T11:42:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=65?The-Next-Poster#32022014-08-07T17:08:45Z2014-08-07T17:08:45Z<p>This little village had too much boring and not enough burning! So we torched everything!</p>
<p>The next poster is sandworm food.</p>This little village had too much boring and not enough burning! So we torched everything!
The next poster is sandworm food.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-08-07T17:08:45ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: What's The Absolute Worst PC You've Ever Seen?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r3ym&page=5?Whats-The-Absolute-Worst-PC-Youve-Ever-Seen#2462014-08-01T21:45:45Z2014-08-01T21:45:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Perish Song wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">The Status Crow wrote:</div><blockquote><p> The real question is, does it matter?</p>
<p>Does any of this... matter?</p>
<p>What is the meaning of existence? </blockquote><p>Yes.
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Pie, I think. </blockquote><p>These things I am going to destroy!Perish Song wrote:The Status Crow wrote:The real question is, does it matter?
Does any of this... matter?
What is the meaning of existence?
Yes. Yes.
Pie, I think. These things I am going to destroy!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-08-01T21:45:45ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Paizo Blog: A Tale of Two CoversKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lgcs&page=2?A-Tale-of-Two-Covers#692014-08-01T20:24:48Z2014-08-01T20:24:48Z<p>What, do they expect me to apologize or somethin'?</p>What, do they expect me to apologize or somethin'?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-08-01T20:24:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Order 66Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2r9pm&page=3?Order-66#1332014-07-22T19:35:35Z2014-07-22T19:35:35Z<p><i>Blizzaga</i> the filthy lizard then <i>Meteor</i> back into the Stone Age. Uwheeheeheeheehee!!</p>Blizzaga the filthy lizard then Meteor back into the Stone Age. Uwheeheeheeheehee!!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-07-22T19:35:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=63?The-Next-Poster#31042014-07-16T13:16:48Z2014-07-16T13:16:48Z<p>I still have the slagged remains of my decapitated toy soldiers around here somewhere. What fun!</p>
<p>The next poster has too much boring and not enough burning.</p>I still have the slagged remains of my decapitated toy soldiers around here somewhere. What fun!
The next poster has too much boring and not enough burning.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-07-16T13:16:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=100?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#49872014-03-05T00:39:01Z2014-03-04T17:45:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lamontius wrote:</div><blockquote><p> just remember</p>
<p>you can't have slaughter without laughter </blockquote><p>Uwheeheeheeheehee!
</p>
Whahahahahahahahah!
<br />
Kyaaaahahahahhahah!
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Mwuhuhuahahahahah!</p>Lamontius wrote:just remember
you can't have slaughter without laughter
Uwheeheeheeheehee!
Whahahahahahahahah!
Kyaaaahahahahhahah!
Mwuhuhuahahahahah!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-03-04T17:45:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: How To Scare James JacobsKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qppk?How-To-Scare-James-Jacobs#422014-02-21T02:46:19Z2014-02-21T02:46:19Z<p>I am enjoying this suffering. You may continue.</p>I am enjoying this suffering. You may continue.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-02-21T02:46:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2005?Deep-6-FaWtL#1002302014-01-28T23:29:15Z2014-01-28T23:29:15Z<p>Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate!!</p>Hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate!!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-01-28T23:29:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1996?Deep-6-FaWtL#997652014-01-26T19:24:07Z2014-01-26T19:24:07Z<p>I will destroy everything! I will turn this wretched heap of posts into a monument to nonexistence!</p>I will destroy everything! I will turn this wretched heap of posts into a monument to nonexistence!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-01-26T19:24:07ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Society: Blog: Maybe I'm a Lion!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/store/blog/v5748dyo5lfpj?Maybe-Im-a-Lion#172014-01-16T11:28:18Z2014-01-11T15:36:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Liz Courts wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Rei wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Demiurge 1138 wrote:</div><blockquote> Best blog title yet. </blockquote>Yeah, wow, I kind of can't believe that title's there. Kudos to whoever decided on it. </blockquote><p>You're welcome. Trivia:
</p>
•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>I'm still <i>dying</i> for details on that. Particularly details involving casualties.Liz Courts wrote:Rei wrote: Demiurge 1138 wrote: Best blog title yet.
Yeah, wow, I kind of can't believe that title's there. Kudos to whoever decided on it. You're welcome. Trivia:
** spoiler omitted ** I'm still dying for details on that. Particularly details involving casualties.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2014-01-11T15:36:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: MATT DAMON!!!Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q48x&page=2?MATT-DAMON#792013-12-29T23:38:40Z2013-12-29T23:38:40Z<p>Oh look, a thread about laughing and burning. Mwheeheeheeheehee!</p>
<p><i>•casts Firaga on everything in the thread•</i></p>Oh look, a thread about laughing and burning. Mwheeheeheeheehee!
*casts Firaga on everything in the thread*Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2013-12-29T23:38:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1935?Deep-6-FaWtL#967032013-12-10T14:33:13Z2013-12-09T23:13:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ionnia von Sturnidae wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kefka Palazzo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Scintillae wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kefka Palazzo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Holy Knight of the Valley wrote:</div><blockquote> I could, like, totally use this voice for like, alllll session tonight. </blockquote>I have a death beam and I'm not afraid to use it. </blockquote>Paladin hater. </blockquote>Yeah? And? </blockquote>Smite! In the name of love! </blockquote><p>And
</p>
Then
<br />
I
<br />
Roast Your Heart</p>Ionnia von Sturnidae wrote:Kefka Palazzo wrote: Scintillae wrote: Kefka Palazzo wrote: Holy Knight of the Valley wrote: I could, like, totally use this voice for like, alllll session tonight.
I have a death beam and I'm not afraid to use it. Paladin hater. Yeah? And? Smite! In the name of love! And
Then
I
Roast Your HeartKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2013-12-09T23:13:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1934?Deep-6-FaWtL#966922013-12-09T21:55:51Z2013-12-09T21:55:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Scintillae wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Kefka Palazzo wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Holy Knight of the Valley wrote:</div><blockquote> I could, like, totally use this voice for like, alllll session tonight. </blockquote>I have a death beam and I'm not afraid to use it. </blockquote>Paladin hater. </blockquote><p>Yeah? And?Scintillae wrote:Kefka Palazzo wrote: Holy Knight of the Valley wrote: I could, like, totally use this voice for like, alllll session tonight.
I have a death beam and I'm not afraid to use it. Paladin hater. Yeah? And?Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2013-12-09T21:55:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLKefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1934?Deep-6-FaWtL#966872013-12-09T21:52:16Z2013-12-09T21:52:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Holy Knight of the Valley wrote:</div><blockquote> I could, like, totally use this voice for like, alllll session tonight. </blockquote><p>I have a death beam and I'm not afraid to use it.Holy Knight of the Valley wrote:I could, like, totally use this voice for like, alllll session tonight.
I have a death beam and I'm not afraid to use it.Kefka Palazzo (alias of Orthos)2013-12-09T21:52:16Z