John Ghoti, Mob Boss's page

Yeah, a limp. Maybe a big one, on accounta us takin' his left leg off at mid-thigh. I knows just the man for tha job.

John Ghoti, Mob Boss wrote:

Forum Cartel wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Woran wrote:

I have experience with self publishing.

I may have to put some more work on it. I have a person who can do some illustrations what I really need is a editor but I figure I can teach myself to do it maybe.

Yeah I might have to give it another go.

Are you sure you can edit a "booke"?

To be clear, I'm teasing you. Not trying to be an a@&+~@!.

And I won't be breaking your legs I'll be "Creatively incentivizing you through fiboral Fracturing".

Whoa! Is you'se tryin' ta mussel in on my territory, pal? You'se better hope not, or else I'se gonna have to get very cross.

YOUR territory? Who's this sardine think he is? Those aboleth guys ain't pullin' their weight in th' docks? Somebody tell V'inny about this so th' Brainfather knows. We're gonna crack some skulls in th' meantime, sounds like. Get these fish off'a our turf.

Pfft. I ain't ascared o' youse, squid face. What youse gonna to do? Eat our brains? My associate don't got no brains fer ya ta eats! He's all mussel, ya hear? And aboleths? Those pussywillows couldn't stop us if dey tried! But tell ya what. As I'm in a good mood right now, I'm willin' ta not send my boys over dere ta make calamari. So, you stay on your side of the docks, and we'll stay on ours. Capish?

Stick around, buddy. I may be havin' a job fer ya soon.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Woran wrote:

I have experience with self publishing.

I may have to put some more work on it. I have a person who can do some illustrations what I really need is a editor but I figure I can teach myself to do it maybe.

Yeah I might have to give it another go.

Are you sure you can edit a "booke"?

To be clear, I'm teasing you. Not trying to be an a@&+~@!.

And I won't be breaking your legs I'll be "Creatively incentivizing you through fiboral Fracturing".

Whoa! Is you'se tryin' ta mussel in on my territory, pal? You'se better hope not, or else I'se gonna have to get very cross.

And if'n youse is gonna do that, I knows a guy what can help.

I won't kill Rocko.

I might kill Rocko.

Rocko will die.

Accidentally.

"Accidentally", got it. Like maybes hes was out doin' a bit of ice fishin', and oops! his shack gets run over by a horde of drunken hamsters on tiny snowmobiles. This I can do for you, since it is the day of my daughter's wedding.

Not yet, but stay close.

Jest make sures youse live up ta your end of tha bargain. Elsewises, I'll have to get very cross.

You needs some helps with th' muderin'? I might be ables ta helps youse. For a price, of course.

Of course there was no witnesses! We knows how ta take care of those.

You may got a fishy face (ya want help with that? I know a guy...) but relax, Bitter Cheeks. Y'aint the fishy fella I look ta hook...

Hey! My name is easy to pronounce. It's all phonetic like.

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Conspiracy_master7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Vidmaster7 wrote:

(one of us I think has told this one before but...)

My favorite is when out of the blue they ask what room they are in.

me: You're in the lobby sir.

Yeah. Or they come down to check out, I ask their room number, and they look at me like "Why don't you know my room number?".

Wait is that the right They're? isn't that I ask they are room number?

I don't know what you are talking about. I used the correct form in my post.

>.>

<.<

I'm not sure if this alias is appropriate or my vid has lost his mine chuthulu alias. You can see which one I went with however...

Also the proof is in the quote and you can't edit my post so ha!

I don't need to edit your post. Clearly you changed it so that it looks like I made a mistake.

You may deny all you want but You have been gotten *evil laugh*

You can't have him, see? He belongs to me, see? Try and get him and see what you'll get. Sea?

The world's a dangerous place, see. You never know when some whack-a-doo is gonna jump out of a dark alley and steal your wallet, see. And accidents happen all the time. Be a real shame if something happened to your car, wouldn't it? Now, I can help keep you safe all for a low monthly fee.

Otherwise, you might sleep with the ghoties.

Cross me, and you'll sleep with the ghoties.

*is rarely used*

Hey. You gots some pretty nice aliases, there. Be a shame if something happened to them, get me? Maybe I could help you, ah, keep those aliases nice and new, huh? Of course, if I do this favor for you, ah, let's call it a gratuity, would be greatly appreciated. So, what do yous say?

Maybe wes should offer them Floridans some insoorance. Youse knows, sos their ACs don't get all busted up. Thanks for the tip, kid. I could use a guy like you in my, ahh, "organization".

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Forums are too short.

Everyone please post faster.

I take it back everyone please shut up.

Tell me that again, and you'll sleep with the ghoties.

Orthos wrote:

Ah so we're going the ghoti route.

Mustn't create "John Ghoti, Mob Boss" alias...

Try it, and you'll sleep with the ghoties.