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14 posts. Alias of gran rey de los mono.


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captain yesterday wrote:

I won't kill Rocko.

I might kill Rocko.

Rocko will die.

Accidentally.

"Accidentally", got it. Like maybes hes was out doin' a bit of ice fishin', and oops! his shack gets run over by a horde of drunken hamsters on tiny snowmobiles. This I can do for you, since it is the day of my daughter's wedding.


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Not yet, but stay close.


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Jest make sures youse live up ta your end of tha bargain. Elsewises, I'll have to get very cross.


You needs some helps with th' muderin'? I might be ables ta helps youse. For a price, of course.


Of course there was no witnesses! We knows how ta take care of those.


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Shady Contact wrote:
You may got a fishy face (ya want help with that? I know a guy...) but relax, Bitter Cheeks. Y'aint the fishy fella I look ta hook...

Hey! My name is easy to pronounce. It's all phonetic like.


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Dr. Doommaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Conspiracy_master7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
gran rey de los mono wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:

(one of us I think has told this one before but...)

My favorite is when out of the blue they ask what room they are in.

me: You're in the lobby sir.

Yeah. Or they come down to check out, I ask their room number, and they look at me like "Why don't you know my room number?".
Wait is that the right They're? isn't that I ask they are room number?
I don't know what you are talking about. I used the correct form in my post.

>.>

<.<

I'm not sure if this alias is appropriate or my vid has lost his mine chuthulu alias. You can see which one I went with however...

Also the proof is in the quote and you can't edit my post so ha!

I don't need to edit your post. Clearly you changed it so that it looks like I made a mistake.

You may deny all you want but You have been gotten *evil laugh*

You can't have him, see? He belongs to me, see? Try and get him and see what you'll get. Sea?


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The world's a dangerous place, see. You never know when some whack-a-doo is gonna jump out of a dark alley and steal your wallet, see. And accidents happen all the time. Be a real shame if something happened to your car, wouldn't it? Now, I can help keep you safe all for a low monthly fee.

Otherwise, you might sleep with the ghoties.


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Cross me, and you'll sleep with the ghoties.


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*is rarely used*


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Hey. You gots some pretty nice aliases, there. Be a shame if something happened to them, get me? Maybe I could help you, ah, keep those aliases nice and new, huh? Of course, if I do this favor for you, ah, let's call it a gratuity, would be greatly appreciated. So, what do yous say?


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Maybe wes should offer them Floridans some insoorance. Youse knows, sos their ACs don't get all busted up. Thanks for the tip, kid. I could use a guy like you in my, ahh, "organization".


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Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Forums are too short.

Everyone please post faster.

I take it back everyone please shut up.

Tell me that again, and you'll sleep with the ghoties.


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Amby's Brain wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Ah so we're going the ghoti route.
Mustn't create "John Ghoti, Mob Boss" alias...

Try it, and you'll sleep with the ghoties.