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Guys, in the words of Sam Jackson in Jurassic Park "Hold on to yo butts" I have a major confession that may shock/disturb you but... I am a brony, a total lover of all things MLP, I own a binder of MLP trading cards, three vinyl figurines, a deck of MLP playing cards, I have a main OC as well as other lessers. I went into the show expecting a cute pony show for girls, not DBZ style beam fights and some really witty one liners. The show grew on me like a fungus at first, then more of a symbiote. I am more into MLP than I ever thought I would be, Now that I'm talking about it, maybe I shouldn't be ashamed of enjoying MLP and buying the merch. In closing I have this to say: Derpy is best pony!


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For another example of things aimed at girls that boys like; My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.


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Male Boggle Goblin Tinker 20/Wizard 10 Bombardier 10
FireclawDrake wrote:

This video might be relevant to Tybalt right now.

I have videos for everything!

Do you have a video for the mating cycle and life of the Mon Calamari jellyfish?


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did I miss a post from the Headmaster?


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Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15
The yellow boxes wrote:
Somewhere off in the jungle a monkey eats a bug

what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to ME?


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Male Boggle Goblin Tinker 20/Wizard 10 Bombardier 10

Advaran calmly looks at the creature who had paralyzed him and pops open his bag to pull out what looks like a shoulder cannon. He takes careful aim at the door and fires a small burst of sonic energy three times to simulate knocking. "You said not to knock with explosives, this is NOT an explosive."


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Male Boggle Goblin Tinker 20/Wizard 10 Bombardier 10

I prefer my way, suits MY play style, as well as MY personality


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Night dude.


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female Dragonborn Gestalt duskblade 16/wizard 16
Jen the Cat wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

"Meow Meow Meow"

"I'm a magic user, so I simply cast a spell on myself that allows me to speak to any living creature that has a language."


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female Dragonborn Gestalt duskblade 16/wizard 16

Kiara seems happy to have met people that, so far, haven't tried to kill or sell her.


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female Dragonborn Gestalt duskblade 16/wizard 16

She smiles a little, "Okay, but if so much as a finger goes where it shouldn't that hand is gone."


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Male Imp Gestalt Alchemist/Wizard 15

"We could rule the world cat, just you and me," *smiles wickely* "Me as SUPREME LEADER and you as my mighty steed."


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female Dragonborn Gestalt duskblade 16/wizard 16
Headmaster Ryo wrote:

She's not a student(yet). The wards kick in to either protect students or put them in detention.

And since I'm deliberately agitating her, I'm expecting it.

Wise man once say, "Do not tease animals at zoo, they have feelings... and teeth." This man's name is Lefty.


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Male Minotaur gestalt Plains Druid 16/Cleric 6/Elemental Archon 0

"I once knew an Elf like you...he was eaten by a dragon, the village mouned him, once they got done laughing."


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Male Drow gestal: tower shield specialist 16 /malefactor 16

FYI if I'm anywhere near the person being pranked.....I'm in trouble


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Male Drow gestal: tower shield specialist 16 /malefactor 16

nameless npc sacrifice?


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Male Drow gestal: tower shield specialist 16 /malefactor 16

at least you didn't fall off the roof, bounce off a construct, set free an airship and then be ignored for six hours real time

OLOTH ZHAH TUTH ABBIL LUETH OGGLIN. Darkness is both friend and enemy.


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Male Drow gestal: tower shield specialist 16 /malefactor 16

I noticed, from my both classes I don't get Perception -_-'