paizo.com Recent Posts by Jebediah, Puritan Jerkpaizo.com Recent Posts by Jebediah, Puritan Jerk2015-12-07T19:39:56Z2015-12-07T19:39:56ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Catfolk cleanliness?Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uhm4?Catfolk-cleanliness#72017-07-31T13:17:55Z2017-07-31T13:17:55Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Klorox wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Matthew Downie wrote:</div><blockquote> Do humans take baths and showers in Golarion? Or is it more like medieval Europe? </blockquote>Actually baths were common in medieval Europe, it's from the Renaissance era onward that they started fearing water </blockquote><p><i><b>Burn the water!!! Burn it now!!! Afore it cleans us all!!!!!!</i></b>Klorox wrote:Matthew Downie wrote: Do humans take baths and showers in Golarion? Or is it more like medieval Europe?
Actually baths were common in medieval Europe, it's from the Renaissance era onward that they started fearing water Burn the water!!! Burn it now!!! Afore it cleans us all!!!!!!Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2017-07-31T13:17:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLJebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2994?Deep-6-FaWtL#1497002016-11-24T20:55:58Z2016-11-24T05:44:22Z<p>"Nows you remember Ethel, yer s'posed ta git Cletus all doped up on that thar tryptophan, and then i's take em to Wal-Mart, finish em off in the parkin lot, then we's can be together forever!"</p>
<p>Ethel: Moo!</p>"Nows you remember Ethel, yer s'posed ta git Cletus all doped up on that thar tryptophan, and then i's take em to Wal-Mart, finish em off in the parkin lot, then we's can be together forever!"
Ethel: Moo!Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2016-11-24T05:44:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: 2016 US ElectionJebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tt8r&page=89?2016-US-Election#44402016-10-08T22:39:13Z2016-10-08T22:39:13Z<p>Now he's speaking in tongues...</p>Now he's speaking in tongues...Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2016-10-08T22:39:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Sellouts to the Left. Sellouts to the Right.Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ts51&page=4?Sellouts-to-the-Left-Sellouts-to-the-Right#1512016-07-14T03:17:48Z2016-07-14T02:05:42Z<p>That sounds like something a <i>witch</i> 'ould say! Burn him! Burn the 'itch!</p>That sounds like something a witch 'ould say! Burn him! Burn the 'itch!Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2016-07-14T02:05:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLJebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2845?Deep-6-FaWtL#1422312016-06-04T17:04:34Z2016-06-03T20:38:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">thegreenteagamer wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I thought about reading through the Civil Religion thread, but honestly, I don't want to read 10,000 posts to catch up.</p>
<p>All I wanna do is complain about the culture associated with my own religion without actually being offensive. Is there no place for me?</p>
<p>I also have a funny comment that is moderately offensive...but...I mean I'm bashing my own people. Other Christians I know either laugh a LOT at it, or frown and look at me like I'm a jerk. I correlate this directly to whether or not they're the type to use the word "thou" in a non-ironic manner when engaging in spiritual discussions. </blockquote><b>THOU</b> are <b>WRONG!!!</b> </blockquote><p>Eat thou shorts!Sharoth wrote:thegreenteagamer wrote:I thought about reading through the Civil Religion thread, but honestly, I don't want to read 10,000 posts to catch up.
All I wanna do is complain about the culture associated with my own religion without actually being offensive. Is there no place for me?
I also have a funny comment that is moderately offensive...but...I mean I'm bashing my own people. Other Christians I know either laugh a LOT at it, or frown and look at me like I'm a jerk. I correlate...Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2016-06-03T20:38:17ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Biblical Short ModuleJebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t7ct?Biblical-Short-Module#62015-12-23T22:39:06Z2015-12-23T22:39:06Z<p>Oh! I'll take fifty pounds, in large chunks.</p>
<p>You know what, do you have a salt grinder too, I get the feeling we're going to be having a bonfire at some point.</p>Oh! I'll take fifty pounds, in large chunks.
You know what, do you have a salt grinder too, I get the feeling we're going to be having a bonfire at some point.Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2015-12-23T22:39:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLJebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2640?Deep-6-FaWtL#1319842015-12-09T12:23:29Z2015-12-09T03:20:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gaius Claudius Urbanus wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freebird DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">David M Mallon wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Celestial Healer wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I was drinking Manhattans.</p>
<p>In Manhattan.</p>
<p>I'm so clever.</p>
<p>And drunk. </blockquote>Lightweight. </blockquote>Hipster. </blockquote>Barbarian! </blockquote><p>Witch!!!Gaius Claudius Urbanus wrote:Freebird DM wrote: David M Mallon wrote: Celestial Healer wrote:I was drinking Manhattans.
In Manhattan.
I'm so clever.
And drunk.
Lightweight. Hipster. Barbarian! Witch!!!Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2015-12-09T03:20:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask ANY of Captain Yesterday's aliases whatever you want, except that one thing (you know what it is!!)Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t42j?Ask-ANY-of-Captain-Yesterdays-aliases#252015-11-10T20:56:12Z2015-11-10T20:56:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bickering Partisans wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Toxic Yesterday, Earth Avenger wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">CPT. ARGUEMENTAL wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">thegreenteagamer wrote:</div><blockquote> You should do it. It's better than the endless rules questions on the AMA threads. Seriously, ask your GM people, or if you're a GM, make a f•••ing call, take a stand, already! </blockquote><p>Even I can't argue with that
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</blockquote>Remember kids! If you read a dictionary you can recycle your same tired argument over and over again. </blockquote>Oh, are we up for a scrap, old bean? </blockquote><p>Are.. are you a witch?Bickering Partisans wrote:Toxic Yesterday, Earth Avenger wrote: CPT. ARGUEMENTAL wrote: thegreenteagamer wrote: You should do it. It's better than the endless rules questions on the AMA threads. Seriously, ask your GM people, or if you're a GM, make a f***ing call, take a stand, already!
Even I can't argue with that
Remember kids! If you read a dictionary you can recycle your same tired argument over and over again. Oh, are we up for a scrap, old bean? Are.. are you a witch?Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2015-11-10T20:56:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLJebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2460?Deep-6-FaWtL#1229662015-08-21T16:04:47Z2015-08-21T16:03:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Your Local Meatball DM wrote:</div><blockquote> What's this...a positive comment regarding paizo. Heresy I say </blockquote><p>He must be one of them witches i hears about, <i><b>Burn him!!</i></b>Your Local Meatball DM wrote:What's this...a positive comment regarding paizo. Heresy I say
He must be one of them witches i hears about, Burn him!!Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2015-08-21T16:03:25ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: What does your Paizo handle mean?Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2smpe&page=2?What-does-your-Paizo-handle-mean#642015-07-29T00:25:40Z2015-07-29T00:25:40Z<p><i>Heathen!</i>, burn the Republican!... wait! Democrats are the godless heathens now!... you sure?... really! The world I knowed is gone!</p>Heathen!, burn the Republican!... wait! Democrats are the godless heathens now!... you sure?... really! The world I knowed is gone!Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2015-07-29T00:25:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Tacticslion* to Favorite ALL Your Posts Here!!Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s8yt&page=15?Ask-Tacticslion-to-Favorite-ALL-Your-Posts-Here#7382015-07-25T18:28:48Z2015-07-24T18:38:04Z<p>Now where's that witch i's was gon burn!</p>Now where's that witch i's was gon burn!Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2015-07-24T18:38:04ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Rahadoum - Not atheistic, but dystheisticJebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oisy&page=6?Rahadoum-Not-atheistic-but-dystheistic#2562015-07-21T03:08:11Z2015-07-21T03:08:11Z<p>Burn the heathens!!!!!</p>Burn the heathens!!!!!Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2015-07-21T03:08:11ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: So, is there an example of a Lawful Good Society on earth?Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rqe8?So-is-there-an-example-of-a-Lawful-Good#92014-11-28T17:05:11Z2014-11-26T15:59:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Artanthos wrote:</div><blockquote>Not that any of us would want to live there. </blockquote><p><b><i>Heresy!</i></b>
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<b>Burn the Witch! Burn them All!</b></p>Artanthos wrote:Not that any of us would want to live there.
Heresy!
Burn the Witch! Burn them All!Jebediah, Puritan Jerk (alias of captain yesterday)2014-11-26T15:59:39Z