Jebediah, Puritan Jerk's page

13 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


Klorox wrote:
Matthew Downie wrote:
Do humans take baths and showers in Golarion? Or is it more like medieval Europe?
Actually baths were common in medieval Europe, it's from the Renaissance era onward that they started fearing water

Burn the water!!! Burn it now!!! Afore it cleans us all!!!!!!

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"Nows you remember Ethel, yer s'posed ta git Cletus all doped up on that thar tryptophan, and then i's take em to Wal-Mart, finish em off in the parkin lot, then we's can be together forever!"

Ethel: Moo!

Now he's speaking in tongues...

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That sounds like something a witch 'ould say! Burn him! Burn the 'itch!

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Sharoth wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:

I thought about reading through the Civil Religion thread, but honestly, I don't want to read 10,000 posts to catch up.

All I wanna do is complain about the culture associated with my own religion without actually being offensive. Is there no place for me?

I also have a funny comment that is moderately offensive...but...I mean I'm bashing my own people. Other Christians I know either laugh a LOT at it, or frown and look at me like I'm a jerk. I correlate this directly to whether or not they're the type to use the word "thou" in a non-ironic manner when engaging in spiritual discussions.


Eat thou shorts!

Oh! I'll take fifty pounds, in large chunks.

You know what, do you have a salt grinder too, I get the feeling we're going to be having a bonfire at some point.

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Gaius Claudius Urbanus wrote:
Freebird DM wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:

I was drinking Manhattans.

In Manhattan.

I'm so clever.

And drunk.



Bickering Partisans wrote:
Toxic Yesterday, Earth Avenger wrote:
thegreenteagamer wrote:
You should do it. It's better than the endless rules questions on the AMA threads. Seriously, ask your GM people, or if you're a GM, make a f***ing call, take a stand, already!

Even I can't argue with that

Remember kids! If you read a dictionary you can recycle your same tired argument over and over again.
Oh, are we up for a scrap, old bean?

Are.. are you a witch?

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Your Local Meatball DM wrote:
What's this...a positive comment regarding paizo. Heresy I say

He must be one of them witches i hears about, Burn him!!

Heathen!, burn the Republican!... wait! Democrats are the godless heathens now!... you sure?... really! The world I knowed is gone!

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Now where's that witch i's was gon burn!

Burn the heathens!!!!!

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Artanthos wrote:
Not that any of us would want to live there.


Burn the Witch! Burn them All!