Mogmurch

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

perception: 1d20 + 8 ⇒ (2) + 8 = 10

Sarcon strolls though the gate calling out as he goes.

REGGIE! Where are you!

He comments to the skeletons as he passes by

hey Bill, hey Ted.

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Shifty wrote:

OK thats it, Im buying that named Adamantine Crowbar.

Now if only I could recall the Chronicle it was on...

Spoiler:
The golemworks incident.

Everyone needs a "Trusty Buddy"

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

he said he let me tie him up!

so i tie his foot to his wrist, loop it twice around his neck, then tie his wrist to his footthen tie the feet together.

what happens when the rope shrinks?

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

Fate, i think your in a wall.

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

probably alot, also there is a reason i keep a supply of healthy orphans on hand.

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

WEll i belive that counts as someone attacking.

Init: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (16) + 4 = 20

Attack: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (17) + 16 = 33
Damage: 2d6 + 13 ⇒ (1, 6) + 13 = 20

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

so garroth died a few turns ago, he just couldnt be bothered to keep track of his HP?

How are we the bad guys again?

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

SHUN THE NON BELIEVER!! SSSSHHHHUUUUNNNNNN!!!

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To be honest, my barbarian is the only person I ever see with a stingchuck. And he only carries them around because they make him laugh. But to the questions!

0
Yes
How many people did you kill to finish the scenario?
Trade secret
Trade secret
Me
Because I'm awesome

Shadow Lodge

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

hey now, lets not get crazy. thats my job.

Shadow Lodge

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

Does anyone else think it would be funny if the silence rock got slight of handed into Feth's pocket?

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

ive got a carpet! do do dododo do!

Shadow Lodge

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

oh, this would look great in my throne room.

Sarcon says as he lifts the carpet and roles it up

Edit: VICTORY!!!!

Shadow Lodge

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

Can i just go inside while they have there measuring contest? because if i can i did.

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

Well, fog has just moved to slot 2 on my list.

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

that's what you get for playing with vampires. If you com back sparkly i will murderlize you.

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

Sarcon looks quizzically at the bear trainer.

Of course, we took there lives, it would be wasteful to discard what they leave behind. is this not the norm for your group?

Sarcon goes back to harvesting, clearly discouraged by the other guys lack of a sense of decency.

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but what if i do good things for bad reasons?

my CE barbarians steals food shipments from prisons and gives the left overs to an orphanage. you just have to ignore the fact that i rent out the orphans as cheap labor.

does that make up for feeding them?

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

we are similar but legally distinct from the lollipop guild!

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

Coup de grace, what did you think I had planned when I sharpened my scythe?

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

After I buy my new weapon I'm going to sharpen it before I rejoin the group

Shadow Lodge

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

tracking!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 9 = 26

this way

edit:if those were to assist I got a 30
Edit v2: I lied, Mel's not in my group so a 28

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

command the guards to make a ring around the keep and fry anyone that is not us that comes within range.

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

from the top of the wall leaps a figure who lands on his feet.

breakfast time! he shouts to no one in particular before noticing people he recognizes.

oh hey guys, what are you up to?

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

ok, then im doing that. also taking breaks in the rooms before i clean them. im relying on my extra 10 feet of movement to make up the difference.

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

I Know A Guy: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (3) + 9 = 12

it seems thats a tall order even for him

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

you can try

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

HEY! keep ot down over there, I'm trying to murdalize in peace.

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

Mwahahaha!! I love my job.


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I have a new alias!

Edit: mwahahaha!!!!!

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

Oh look! Flanking!

Sarcon gets into a more advantageous position and attacks the giant.
attack: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (19) + 14 = 33
damage: 2d4 + 13 ⇒ (3, 2) + 13 = 18

Seeming to have lost all sence of reason, Sarcon also attempts to bite the skellie
bite!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29
damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

double crits!!!
Confirmations!
attack: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (18) + 14 = 32
damage: 2d4 + 13 ⇒ (2, 4) + 13 = 19

bite!: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23
damage: 1d4 + 4 ⇒ (4) + 4 = 8

I hope so, so that totals
37 damage from the sword
And
16 damage from the bite

So 53 damage that he should only get to apply his DR against once.

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might have missed it but.

did the Barb eat the bodies? or at least make decorations out of there skulls?

Because if he didn't he's just killing for sport, and that is wasteful.

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my life oracle is looking for bugs to squish


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Ranger 4 | HP 41/41 | AC 18/13/15 | F +7 R +8 W +4 | Init +5 | Perc +10 | CMB +9 CMD 22 | 30 ft

i make no promises on never acting evil, i will act as the situation demands.

on the magic item front i only have 2 potions of endure elements and

Catching Cape:

This silvery cape furls and ripples like a flag with every step its owner takes.

As a swift action, the wearer can order the cape to transform into a faint sphere of force that surrounds him on all sides. The field grants the wearer concealment (20% miss chance) against ranged attacks and lasts for 1 minute or until the wearer is missed by a ranged attack due to the power of the cloak, whichever comes first. When the field is used, all magic is lost from the cloak, leaving only a mundane silvery garment.


the cape is just for the visuals.
:P


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Ranger 4 | HP 41/41 | AC 18/13/15 | F +7 R +8 W +4 | Init +5 | Perc +10 | CMB +9 CMD 22 | 30 ft

Our ship? who do i talk to about becoming part of this our? Because that ship looks like she brings all kinds of adventure.

After hearing the elf's words Shien seems even more excited.

Treasure you say? well treasure maps never lead to adventure. I'm in, how do i get on board?


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Ranger 4 | HP 41/41 | AC 18/13/15 | F +7 R +8 W +4 | Init +5 | Perc +10 | CMB +9 CMD 22 | 30 ft

Well he looks important, let's see what the hubbub is all about.
Shien heads towards the man at the center of the crowd. He might have elbowed a pushy human in the face as he passed, he might not have.


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Ranger 4 | HP 41/41 | AC 18/13/15 | F +7 R +8 W +4 | Init +5 | Perc +10 | CMB +9 CMD 22 | 30 ft

Having finished breakfast while listening to the buzz of interest in a new ship that had come to port. Shien was thinking checking it out when the shadow of a dragon steed caught his eye. As he watched it head towards the docks a smile crept on to his face.

Well that settles it. Strange new ships and dragons, today is gonna be exciting.

Shadow Lodge

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Half Orc | HP 60/60 | AC 19/12/17 | F +6 R +3 W +1 | Init +4 | Perc +7 | CMB +8 CMD 20 | 30 ft |

Sarcon's fairy dragon stew simmers happily as a customer squirms under his needle.

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Smelling salts! Wake the unconscious cleric without the heal skill!

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2d8+26+8d6
9+26+28
9+54
63

Ser Rodric Vrs Unnamed Hero Remath

Would love to have you DM a few rounds Swagger, our gauntlet should be over soon as well.

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herolab has to remind me that without tools i have a -2 penalty to disable device (Never played a rogue before).