paizo.com Recent Posts by Jack'n'Cokepaizo.com Recent Posts by Jack'n'Coke2009-04-18T19:28:58Z2009-04-18T19:28:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2237?Deep-6-FaWtL#1118032014-09-07T15:06:09Z2014-09-07T06:36:41Z<p>Sips a dark and stormy. Kicks a poodle.</p>Sips a dark and stormy. Kicks a poodle.Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2014-09-07T06:36:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1689?Deep-6-FaWtL#844102013-05-15T00:14:58Z2013-05-15T00:14:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cheel Vorastrix wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Demolition Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Cheel Vorastrix wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Cheel Vorastrix wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>•pushes random buttons on stolen prototype weather dominator•</i> </blockquote>Hey! Thats my job! </blockquote>Look, zhe world'z a big place, and I'm juzt one kobold. There'z ruum for uz to be in on thiz Fimbulvinter zhing togezher. </blockquote><p><i>Punts Kobold away from the weather domination machine</i>
<p>My turn! </blockquote><p>[dice=Fly check vs DC 25]1d20+31
</p>
<i>•midair recover•</i></p>
<p><i>•casts Forcecage around DemoJack and the slaadified PtWD•</i></p>
<p>Yuu know, I waz goink to azk for the mazchine back, but after those zzzlaadi got their zlime all over it, I thenk yuu can ztay in there with it until it iz done becomink whatever it iz becomink. It will be entertainink to watzch and zee who winz thiz cage-fight, no? </blockquote><p>catches kobold and runs toward end zone.Cheel Vorastrix wrote:Demolition Jack wrote: Cheel Vorastrix wrote: Freehold DM wrote: Cheel Vorastrix wrote: *pushes random buttons on stolen prototype weather dominator*
Hey! Thats my job! Look, zhe world'z a big place, and I'm juzt one kobold. There'z ruum for uz to be in on thiz Fimbulvinter zhing togezher. Punts Kobold away from the weather domination machine My turn! [dice=Fly check vs DC 25]1d20+31
*midair recover**casts Forcecage around DemoJack and the slaadified PtWD*
Yuu[/dice]...Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2013-05-15T00:14:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: FAWTLhouse FiveJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kztn&page=821?FAWTLhouse-Five#410132011-03-05T18:11:58Z2011-03-05T18:11:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Yankee Poodle wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Fiendish Blue wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Rusty the Poodle wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Fiendish Blue wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Moff Rimmer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Moff Rimmer wrote:</div><blockquote> How does Blue's Clues make any sense? Blue talks in a mockery of squeaks. Yet the other animals talk, the mailbox talks, even the soap talks. Yet everyone accepts this as "normal". </blockquote>And Steve is creepy. </blockquote><p><b>BOW! BOW! BOW BOW BO-BO-BOW!</b>•
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>•Translation: "I'm going to eat your face!"</span> </blockquote>Awwwwwww. He's so cuuuute. </blockquote><p><b>BOW! BOW BOW BOW! BOW BOW BO-BO-BOW BO-BO-BOW BOW BOW <span class=messageboard-bigger>BOW</span>! BOW BOW BO-BOW BOW!</b>•
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>•Translation: "Hey! I'm a girl! How come nobody remembers I'm a GIRL! You're next, poodle-boy!"</span> </blockquote>•sniffs FB's butt• </blockquote><p>•Punts YP•Yankee Poodle wrote:Fiendish Blue wrote: Rusty the Poodle wrote: Fiendish Blue wrote: Moff Rimmer wrote: Moff Rimmer wrote: How does Blue's Clues make any sense? Blue talks in a mockery of squeaks. Yet the other animals talk, the mailbox talks, even the soap talks. Yet everyone accepts this as "normal".
And Steve is creepy. BOW! BOW! BOW BOW BO-BO-BOW!* *Translation: "I'm going to eat your face!" Awwwwwww. He's so cuuuute. BOW! BOW BOW BOW! BOW BOW BO-BO-BOW BO-BO-BOW BOW BOW BOW! BOW BOW...Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2011-03-05T18:11:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: FAWTLhouse FiveJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kztn&page=666?FAWTLhouse-Five#332812011-02-10T04:21:43Z2011-02-10T04:21:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jyu1ch1 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Solnes wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jyu1ch1 wrote:</div><blockquote> Hey! Someone ate all the pecans outta the mixnuts! What jerks!!! </blockquote>Chewing/Wasn't me/chewing </blockquote>YOU!!!!!!!!! THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE! </blockquote><p>I like almondsJyu1ch1 wrote:Solnes wrote: Jyu1ch1 wrote: Hey! Someone ate all the pecans outta the mixnuts! What jerks!!!
Chewing/Wasn't me/chewing YOU!!!!!!!!! THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE! I like almondsJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2011-02-10T04:21:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: FAWTLY TOWER IVJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2khr1&page=353?FAWTLY-TOWER-IV#176092010-05-27T20:34:48Z2010-05-27T20:34:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Callous Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:</div><blockquote><p> O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....
</p>
•Goes to find the drill• </blockquote><p>Only one way to let the bad thougts out.....
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•points drill at his forehead• </blockquote>Please don't do it, one yellowdingo is more than enough. </blockquote><p>Tosses CJack a keg of PBRCallous Jack wrote:Jeremy Mcgillan wrote: Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:O god I'm starting to think like taig. Only one solution.....
*Goes to find the drill*
Only one way to let the bad thougts out.....
*points drill at his forehead* Please don't do it, one yellowdingo is more than enough. Tosses CJack a keg of PBRJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-05-27T20:34:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: FAWTLY TOWER IVJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2khr1&page=343?FAWTLY-TOWER-IV#171252010-05-25T18:28:06Z2010-05-25T18:28:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Callous Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Crimson Jester wrote:</div><blockquote>So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look. </blockquote>Not so much like Dr. Who. </blockquote>Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection! </blockquote><p>I'll bring the beerCallous Jack wrote:Dr. Double Honors, Ph.D. wrote: Crimson Jester wrote:So your wanting to dress like Doctor Who. Maybe a really long scarf would add to the look.
Not so much like Dr. Who. Hey, Mairkurion's a doctor, he can do the dissection! I'll bring the beerJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-05-25T18:28:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: FAWTLY TOWER IVJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2khr1&page=16?FAWTLY-TOWER-IV#7792010-03-12T16:55:37Z2010-03-12T16:55:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Urizen wrote:</div><blockquote> We did use some mortar on this tower's foundation...right guys? </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-bigger>BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!</span>
<p>oh you meant the other type of mortar</p>Urizen wrote:We did use some mortar on this tower's foundation...right guys?
BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!! oh you meant the other type of mortarJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-03-12T16:55:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=504?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#251592010-03-01T23:06:35Z2010-03-01T23:06:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mairkurion {tm} wrote:</div><blockquote> CJ fluffs my ego while Woodraven squashes Urizen's. Is today a holiday and I forgot it? •Checks Druidish calendar• </blockquote><p>Oh great a Druish princessMairkurion {tm} wrote:CJ fluffs my ego while Woodraven squashes Urizen's. Is today a holiday and I forgot it? *Checks Druidish calendar*
Oh great a Druish princessJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-03-01T23:06:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=482?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#240542010-02-27T16:51:27Z2010-02-27T16:51:27Z<p>on the rocks</p>on the rocksJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-02-27T16:51:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=138?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#68822010-07-19T10:51:39Z2010-02-23T19:50:56Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Hungry Jack wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <b>Hungry Jack®</b> sees that the boss is still around, also Frat Jack and Jack's Right Hand Man.</p>
<p>But where are <b>Hungry Jack®'s</b> other Jack brethren:</p>
<p>Malice Jack?
<br />
Un-Callous Jack?
<br />
Cultist of Jack?
<br />
Jack of all Trades?
<br />
Panama Jack?</p>
<p></blockquote><p>I'm hereHungry Jack wrote:Hungry Jack® sees that the boss is still around, also Frat Jack and Jack's Right Hand Man.
But where are Hungry Jack®'s other Jack brethren:
Malice Jack?
Un-Callous Jack?
Cultist of Jack?
Jack of all Trades?
Panama Jack?
I'm hereJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-02-23T19:50:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=289?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#144392010-02-03T14:56:43Z2010-02-03T14:56:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">David Fryer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Callous Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Crimson Jester wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
I also like how some um posters, post their opinions as facts, as well as using simple statements as logical/fallacy arguments in their favor even when they have little or no evidence to support them.
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</blockquote>You clearly have no idea what you're talking about and I have an algorithm breakdown to prove it... </blockquote>Well wikipedia proves your algorithm is bogus. </blockquote><p>That's what she saidDavid Fryer wrote:Callous Jack wrote: Crimson Jester wrote:
I also like how some um posters, post their opinions as facts, as well as using simple statements as logical/fallacy arguments in their favor even when they have little or no evidence to support them.
You clearly have no idea what you're talking about and I have an algorithm breakdown to prove it... Well wikipedia proves your algorithm is bogus. That's what she saidJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-02-03T14:56:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=284?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#141562010-02-02T19:22:48Z2010-02-02T19:22:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Celestial Healer wrote:</div><blockquote> That reminded me that I was behind on my profiles. All updated. </blockquote>My profile contains my magnum opus - a poem with the very outpourings of my soul. </blockquote><p>~hug~
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~squeezes hard enough to crush little emo vampire like a beer can and takes him to draculas dungeon~</p>Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:Celestial Healer wrote: That reminded me that I was behind on my profiles. All updated.
My profile contains my magnum opus - a poem with the very outpourings of my soul. ~hug~
~squeezes hard enough to crush little emo vampire like a beer can and takes him to draculas dungeon~Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-02-02T19:22:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=228?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#113932010-01-26T22:16:59Z2010-01-26T22:16:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Callous Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> ~pops my claws and gives you a toothy smile~ Sure! I will give you a "hug"! </blockquote><span class=tiny>Psst...there's no toothy smile, you forgot your dentures again...</span> </blockquote><p>~hugs sharoths tail~ "I'm gonna hug you and squezze you, love you, and feed you, brush you, and comb you. ~all the while swinging him like a club back and forth on the ground~Callous Jack wrote:Sharoth wrote: ~pops my claws and gives you a toothy smile~ Sure! I will give you a "hug"!
Psst...there's no toothy smile, you forgot your dentures again... ~hugs sharoths tail~ "I'm gonna hug you and squezze you, love you, and feed you, brush you, and comb you. ~all the while swinging him like a club back and forth on the ground~Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-01-26T22:16:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=228?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#113862010-01-26T22:02:44Z2010-01-26T22:02:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Crimson Jester wrote:</div><blockquote> Yes 3 people <b>are</b> older then I!! </blockquote>~indignat look~ Now look here <b>GRANDPA!!!</b> </blockquote><p>aww ddoes the pwetty dwagon have candy for me? Can I give it a hug mawme?!!!?!!Sharoth wrote:Crimson Jester wrote: Yes 3 people are older then I!!
~indignat look~ Now look here GRANDPA!!! aww ddoes the pwetty dwagon have candy for me? Can I give it a hug mawme?!!!?!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-01-26T22:02:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=213?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#106322010-01-24T21:42:23Z2010-01-24T21:42:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">taig wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> And a talent for ego-stroking feigned self-deprication. </blockquote><p>You've described at least 25% of this board's population. :D
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</blockquote><p>yeah so what about ittaig wrote:Heathansson wrote: And a talent for ego-stroking feigned self-deprication.
You've described at least 25% of this board's population. :D
yeah so what about itJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-01-24T21:42:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Pics or you're a sock puppet!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k9vl&page=5?Pics-or-youre-a-sock-puppet#2462010-06-20T05:35:01Z2010-01-22T16:08:13Z<p>Hey what's this hole in the ground for? Oh well might as well fill it. fills hole with beer, to set up a massive keg stand, so to speak</p>Hey what's this hole in the ground for? Oh well might as well fill it. fills hole with beer, to set up a massive keg stand, so to speakJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-01-22T16:08:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=147?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#73502010-01-13T23:22:20Z2010-01-13T23:22:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Leena Windorel wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> Mmmmmm.....brainnnnssss </blockquote>Sorry we're all out around here. </blockquote><p>yup no brains hereLeena Windorel wrote:Aberzombie wrote: Mmmmmm.....brainnnnssss
Sorry we're all out around here. yup no brains hereJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2010-01-13T23:22:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Latin 101Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k9g0&page=2?Latin-101#512010-01-22T01:56:39Z2009-12-27T03:34:36Z<p>Deus ex machina = god from the machine</p>
<p>just had to be done</p>Deus ex machina = god from the machine
just had to be doneJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-12-27T03:34:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dark & Stormy Knights™Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jri8&page=37?Dark-Stormy-Knights#18262010-05-26T18:38:50Z2009-12-23T19:59:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gracie Fisher wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Gracie Fisher wrote:</div><blockquote> Merry Christmas and all that. Now where can a girl get some rum around here? </blockquote>"Welcome, and a Happy Yule to you too, ma'am! Look no further - we have a pretty good selection of rum here. You want to try one, or do you feel up to trying them all?" <i>Devlyn asks with a grin from behind the bar.</i> </blockquote>Definitely up to trying them all. Start with the good stuff, save the cheap ones for when I'm too drunk to appreciate them...assuming you even have that much rum. ;) </blockquote><p>"Why's the rum gone?"Gracie Fisher wrote:Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: Gracie Fisher wrote: Merry Christmas and all that. Now where can a girl get some rum around here?
"Welcome, and a Happy Yule to you too, ma'am! Look no further - we have a pretty good selection of rum here. You want to try one, or do you feel up to trying them all?" Devlyn asks with a grin from behind the bar. Definitely up to trying them all. Start with the good stuff, save the cheap ones for when I'm too drunk to appreciate...Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-12-23T19:59:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=320?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#159672009-12-09T23:26:12Z2009-12-09T23:26:12Z<p>ahh I give up, lousy no post count at the bottom of the thread</p>ahh I give up, lousy no post count at the bottom of the threadJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-12-09T23:26:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=320?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#159652009-12-09T23:25:06Z2009-12-09T23:25:06Z<p>Mine</p>MineJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-12-09T23:25:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=294?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#146872009-12-06T03:20:46Z2009-12-06T03:20:46Z<p>mine</p>mineJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-12-06T03:20:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=234?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#116652009-11-23T16:23:22Z2009-11-23T16:23:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack of Tears wrote:</div><blockquote> This thread needs an enima. </blockquote><p>I'm not going through one of those again!Jack of Tears wrote:This thread needs an enima.
I'm not going through one of those again!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-11-23T16:23:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=234?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#116602009-11-23T16:08:35Z2009-11-23T16:06:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack'n'Coke wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tiny Tina wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Emperor7 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:</div><blockquote><p> My my - we're racing along here, arent' we?</p>
<p>Mornin' All :)</p>
<p>[EDIT] Wow - that's twice now that I've gotten on top...cool :P </blockquote>TT will be jealous. </blockquote>Um...I just landed that way? :D </blockquote><b>Spoilered due to NSFW</b>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote>Gorram it, why am I always passed out when the fun happens </blockquote>There are advantages to being up before the rising sun, neh? ;D </blockquote><p>Hey in school they called me "The Rising Sun" when I left they always said "of a" couldn't hear the rest over the noise of the halls then they laughed, I wish I knew what was so funnyDevlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:Jack'n'Coke wrote: Tiny Tina wrote: Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: Emperor7 wrote: Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:My my - we're racing along here, arent' we?
Mornin' All :)
[EDIT] Wow - that's twice now that I've gotten on top...cool :P
TT will be jealous. Um...I just landed that way? :D Spoilered due to NSFW** spoiler omitted ** Gorram it, why am I always passed out when the fun happens There are advantages to being up before the rising sun, neh? ;D...Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-11-23T16:06:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=234?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#116522009-11-23T15:48:51Z2009-11-23T15:48:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tiny Tina wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Emperor7 wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:</div><blockquote><p> My my - we're racing along here, arent' we?</p>
<p>Mornin' All :)</p>
<p>[EDIT] Wow - that's twice now that I've gotten on top...cool :P </blockquote>TT will be jealous. </blockquote>Um...I just landed that way? :D </blockquote><b>Spoilered due to NSFW</b>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>Gorram it, why am I always passed out when the fun happensTiny Tina wrote:Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote: Emperor7 wrote: Devlyn, Jack o' Nine Dales wrote:My my - we're racing along here, arent' we?
Mornin' All :)
[EDIT] Wow - that's twice now that I've gotten on top...cool :P
TT will be jealous. Um...I just landed that way? :D Spoilered due to NSFW** spoiler omitted ** Gorram it, why am I always passed out when the fun happensJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-11-23T15:48:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=232?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#115862009-11-23T15:03:49Z2009-11-23T15:03:49Z<p>both wrong mine</p>both wrong mineJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-11-23T15:03:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Son of Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jv5s&page=213?Son-of-Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#106362009-11-17T00:54:41Z2009-11-17T00:54:40Z<p>Hey, Heathy didn't I see you in the previews for New Moon</p>Hey, Heathy didn't I see you in the previews for New MoonJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-11-17T00:54:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=281?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#140122009-09-23T00:36:34Z2009-09-23T00:36:34Z<p>Not all frats are bad and into that culture.</p>
<p>•now where did I put that bottle of tequila and Jack Daniels•</p>Not all frats are bad and into that culture.
*now where did I put that bottle of tequila and Jack Daniels*Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-09-23T00:36:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=194?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#96982009-09-02T21:32:04Z2009-09-02T21:32:04Z<p><b>CAPTAIN UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!</b>
<br />
•runs around the room•
<br />
<b>CAPTAIN UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!</b>
<br />
•runs around the room some more•</p>
<p>•I hope nobody has a picture of this•</p>CAPTAIN UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!
*runs around the room*
CAPTAIN UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!
*runs around the room some more*
*I hope nobody has a picture of this*Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-09-02T21:32:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=170?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#84752009-08-27T05:38:37Z2009-08-27T05:38:36Z<p>You might be right. And you should try kicking poodles, always puts a smile on my face :D</p>You might be right. And you should try kicking poodles, always puts a smile on my face :DJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-08-27T05:38:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=119?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#59152010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-28T10:47:41Z<p>I'm still here</p>I'm still hereJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-07-28T10:47:41ZRe: Forums: General Discussion (Prerelease): Leopards are BIG CATS!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jqjr?Leopards-are-BIG-CATS#232009-08-05T00:15:48Z2009-07-12T17:49:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Matthew Morris wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">voska66 wrote:</div><blockquote> Leopards and Cougars are roughly the same size. </blockquote>Cougars though, are often older. </blockquote><p>And very wealthy/successfulMatthew Morris wrote:voska66 wrote: Leopards and Cougars are roughly the same size.
Cougars though, are often older. And very wealthy/successfulJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-07-12T17:49:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Angry Jack CultJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iskz&page=99?The-Angry-Jack-Cult#49022010-07-19T10:51:39Z2009-07-12T15:30:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Butter Patrick wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Hungry Jack wrote:</div><blockquote>• 1 cup <b>Hungry Jack®</b> Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup </blockquote>Gah! There's no need for "butter flavored" syrup. Just use butter. </blockquote><p>Why not use butter and butter flavored syrup.
<p>Or better yet wrap a sausage link in bacon, spread butter on it, wrap that up in a pancake, then put butter flavored syrup on that, Oh I can feel my artieries clogging just thinking about it.</p>Butter Patrick wrote:Hungry Jack wrote:• 1 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Butter Flavored Syrup
Gah! There's no need for "butter flavored" syrup. Just use butter. Why not use butter and butter flavored syrup. Or better yet wrap a sausage link in bacon, spread butter on it, wrap that up in a pancake, then put butter flavored syrup on that, Oh I can feel my artieries clogging just thinking about it.Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-07-12T15:30:53ZRe: Forums: Curse of the Crimson Throne: Are there enough tentacles?Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2izot&page=19?Are-there-enough-tentacles#9162009-07-09T00:27:57Z2009-07-09T00:27:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">KaeYoss wrote:</div><blockquote>First, Jack: Uses some psionic matter replacement thingy on Jack'n'Coke to turn him into Jack'n'Diet-Coke</blockquote><p>Ahh, now I am desirable by the in crowd, run away
<p>•runs away now that he has aspartame as a main ingredient</p>KaeYoss wrote:First, Jack: Uses some psionic matter replacement thingy on Jack'n'Coke to turn him into Jack'n'Diet-Coke
Ahh, now I am desirable by the in crowd, run away *runs away now that he has aspartame as a main ingredientJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-07-09T00:27:57ZRe: Forums: Curse of the Crimson Throne: Are there enough tentacles?Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2izot&page=19?Are-there-enough-tentacles#9112009-07-08T10:55:04Z2009-07-08T10:55:03Z<p>Pick on anybody but me you chaotic jester, I suggest one of the ladies with you.</p>Pick on anybody but me you chaotic jester, I suggest one of the ladies with you.Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-07-08T10:55:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: American BreastagesJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jp56&page=2?American-Breastages#692009-06-28T16:34:27Z2009-06-28T16:34:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Gark the Goblin wrote:</div><blockquote> Yeah, I bet manboobs are getting larger too. ;) </blockquote>Sadly, my younger brother is living proof of this. </blockquote><p>So, am I. I've been told I am a C but I don't want to find out. If I lose weight will they go away or shrink a large percentage. and I blame fast food and myself.
<p>Fast food for putting the hormones in, and me not stopping the eating of fast foods.</p>Aberzombie wrote:Gark the Goblin wrote: Yeah, I bet manboobs are getting larger too. ;)
Sadly, my younger brother is living proof of this. So, am I. I've been told I am a C but I don't want to find out. If I lose weight will they go away or shrink a large percentage. and I blame fast food and myself. Fast food for putting the hormones in, and me not stopping the eating of fast foods.Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-28T16:34:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=49?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#24132009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-18T14:54:18Z<p>you will give in, to the golem, you will give in to the golem, you will give in to the golem, now give us your money, attend and worship the golem(paizo), and bring plenty of beer. At least 3 kegs for myself.</p>you will give in, to the golem, you will give in to the golem, you will give in to the golem, now give us your money, attend and worship the golem(paizo), and bring plenty of beer. At least 3 kegs for myself.Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-18T14:54:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Beat a Dead Horse or Slaughter a Sacred CowJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jnqe&page=3?Beat-a-Dead-Horse-or-Slaughter-a-Sacred-Cow#1332009-06-14T20:54:13Z2009-06-14T20:54:13Z<p>Who is this wimpy :) I am broke and hungry right now and no money till tuesday lol</p>Who is this wimpy :) I am broke and hungry right now and no money till tuesday lolJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-14T20:54:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Beat a Dead Horse or Slaughter a Sacred CowJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jnqe&page=3?Beat-a-Dead-Horse-or-Slaughter-a-Sacred-Cow#1312009-06-14T20:47:50Z2009-06-14T20:47:50Z<p>I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.</p>I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-14T20:47:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=38?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#18922009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-13T22:00:02Z<p>Technologic [8x]</p>
<p>Technologic [4x]</p>Technologic [8x]
Technologic [4x]Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-13T22:00:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=38?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#18882009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-13T21:58:49Z<p>Technologic</p>TechnologicJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-13T21:58:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=38?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#18862009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-13T21:58:18Z<p>Technologic</p>TechnologicJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-13T21:58:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=38?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#18842009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-13T21:57:52Z<p>Turn it, leave it, start, format it.</p>Turn it, leave it, start, format it.Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-13T21:57:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=38?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#18832009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-13T21:57:39Z<p>Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,</p>Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-13T21:57:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=38?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#18822009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-13T21:57:24Z<p>Scan it, send it, fax, rename it,</p>Scan it, send it, fax, rename it,Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-13T21:57:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=38?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#18812009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-13T21:57:10Z<p>Name it, read it, tune it, print it,</p>Name it, read it, tune it, print it,Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-13T21:57:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=38?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#18802009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-13T21:56:54Z<p>Cross it, crack it, switch, update it,</p>Cross it, crack it, switch, update it,Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-13T21:56:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=38?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#18792009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-13T21:56:40Z<p>Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,</p>Surf it, scroll it, pose it, click it,Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-13T21:56:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=38?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#18782009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-13T21:56:21Z<p>View it, code it, jam, unlock it</p>View it, code it, jam, unlock itJack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-13T21:56:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=38?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#18772009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-13T21:56:04Z<p>Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,</p>Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,Jack'n'Coke (alias of Woodraven)2009-06-13T21:56:04Z