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Uncle Teddy wrote:
The paladin joined a swashbuckler in a quest to find the six-fingered man who killed the swashbuckler's father.

Hello!!!!

But an innocent baby was sleeping in the sofa and suffocated...

The paladin interfered with my quest.


.....the three fingered man killing my father


"Hello, you killed my father, prepare to die!"


And you can hear those screams from your perfect ears....


They have a slight accent, like me.

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"Hello my name is......sorry I have amnesia."


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"Hello, my name is......."


Yes way too many aliases


As Glade mentions a one mile race, the crafty tengu thinks that perhaps he should indeed goad as many of the attendies into a wild-goose race. Perhaps nearly all of them and for much more than a league, perhaps 20 and when they all return he will be on his way to obtain riches....and they will also be happy fools with false glory....

Instead he eats crackers.....and nods half-heartedly.


Chuko notes the meterial composition of the blade and expects the blade to seem heavy in his grip. He performs a quick basic series of draw/one-handed cut, step, reposition two handed cut, retreat/low deflections, midcut, resheath.....

Chuko weilds the sword with true finesse.....

He snaps the sword into the sheath and returns it to the table. Then nods to Alathos.

@Wreck
"Has this place a sparring arena?"


Chuko tilts his head slightly sideways at the man.

He turns his own blade around, scabbard and all and places it (fully sheathed) on the table....

"I can not help myself, sword-play is a tengu obsession....perhaps you would like to heft mine as well?"

He lays an Elven curve blade across the table in front of himself......


The tengu regards the new arrivals by blinking one eye and moving them in opposite directions simultaneously such that he does not miss any of the action.

@ Alathos
"Nice sword might I try it's balance?"

@Salraan
"I got the friendly jist and your name, but the other words seem a title?"

@ Ganorock
"Fire-crackers, wait that's what I need some of those tasty crackers."

@R
"I am not sure this table, the tavern nor the town can contain such might! It seems we are about to burst at the seems!"


"Building defenses, how interesting. My people live high in the mountains and nary a defense must be constructed."

Smiles thinly, pulls out his claves (sticks) and strikes them together rythmically.....

"Though on accassion an avalanche needs help in proper timing."


"Perhaps I had misjudged the stares, it is perhaps persons who have not seen so many heroes gathered in one place before. Surely all present feel safer than any king at right this moment!"

The tengu moves around a bit in his chair, not certain that the designer had him in mind when the item was crafted....

He flips the chair over and finds the four legs sticking up to give him both comfort and purchase....

"That's better."


Glade Wolf wrote:
Inigo Montoya. wrote:
An aasimar, a Tengu, a ratfolk and a goblin walk into a tavern......
An iffrit sits down and joins you. So, what all brings you here?

"We are seeking adventure.....and a tavern where people are too drunk to stare."


An aasimar, a Tengu, a ratfolk and a goblin walk into a tavern......


You say when and I will post the full character for your perusal.

The work up is posted under this alias, I am however still not sure about the name. I think is needs an apostrophe and a space so that it is not read as something else......


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Me too!

I was already imagining my bard extending his rage while yelling for him to

"Hit it hard-R!"


Still writing....

Chuko Buzenbo
Tengu
Bard (Thunder caller archetype) 14

History

Spoiler:

Chuko Buzenbo hails from a tribe of Tengu that calls the Fog peaks home. The Fog Peaks are a vast and largely unexplored mountain range in eastern Avistan that form the border between the nations of Taldor (to the south) and Galt (to the north). The name comes from their perpetually fog- and cloud-shrouded mountain tops, which constantly dump precipitation. Winter comes early in the Fog Peaks, with snow blanketing the higher elevations in early Fall.

To most poeple the inhabitants of The Fog Peaks are limited to Frost giants, white dragons and the rocs that can be seen soaring over the northern half of the range near the Boarwood. Near the foothills of the Fog Peaks exploreres have met their fate from the weather most often, and from some minor creatures such as winter wolves, ettins, frost worms, or remorhazes.

Chuko's early life in the tribe was learning the wisdom of survival and learning to make clothing and useful items, such as cloaks, sheathes and quivers. All tengu study to use blades and all tengu must discover their own life path. Chuko was equiped no better nor any worse than any of the others his age who began training.

Chuko spent his early adventures in that vast area of the Fog Peaks. The fog-walker tribe deals with an almost constant threat to survival. The fog-walker tribe exists in the high mountains and in a deep cavern, it is how the winter becomes bearable to them. Deep underground the knowledge of the tribe is painted upon a vast wall. It was during this time that Chuko discovered that his life path was as a thunder-caller and trained with the tribal bards who could also speak to the rumbles in the sky.

Eventually Chuko happened upon a group of adventurers out of Taldor who had either traveled too high into the mountains or perhaps Chuko had traveled too low. Chuko ended up aiding that group and in turn hearing much about the world below. It was that hearing and invitation that resulted in him leaving the mountains and going to see what else the land had to offer.

Chuko did just that eventually discovering the fact of his tribal legends, that indeed a tribe of tengu resides within the Verduran forest. With very little insight into the area of the potential conflicts to be found there, he went to the woods seeking the wood-wing tribe.

After discovering that tribe of tengu and relating stories of his home tribe, he once again headed onward on his path of enlightenment.

In the mythos of the Tengu they are attributed as spirits of either the mountains or forests, in this history, Chuko is making a spiritual journey towards enlightenment, understanding that the legends are based upon the two seperate and distinct tribes of tengu.

Luck was with him and he joined a band of adventurers who were going to battle the fellknight queen a powerful fey creature, deep in the heart of the Verdan forest.

Afterwards the aspiring adventurer began to think of tribute songs and songs of introduction like his tribe would have for important people, places and events. Eventually he did create a few such songs for various allies he has had along the way. His adventures lead him across Taldor, eventually landing him in the furthest reaches from home, to the Southern limits of Taldor, to Zimar. Zimar a city on the edge of another kingdom Qadira and is a stronghold against invasion.

Personality

Spoiler:

Although Chuko has a wide range of abilities and talents he often holds them to himself, preferring to keep the element of surprise and preventing those around him from predicting what he can or can not do.

Chuko enjoys people and learning new things he is curious about nearly everything that he has not seen yet.

Chuko has a sense of humor and often attributes abilities to the ancestors or the sky-spirits, so he is sometimes mistaken for a divine caster or tribal shaman.

Quotes (after doing something magical/bardic/spell-casting)
"The ancenstrall spirits heard my plea."
"When one answers the sky sometimes the sky smiles upon you."
"It was a cry of ferocity and thunder combined."

Chuko tries to remain out of the tales and spot-lights, but given his unusual appearance and name, it seems un-likely that he can remain in the background for much longer.....In fact he is a well known and re-occurring character if not the main character at least at times providing just the right aid at the right moment.

Standard stat block

Spoiler:

LN Medium humanoid (Tengu)
Init +8; Senses low-light vision; Perception +16
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Defense
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AC 26 , touch 18 , flat-footed 18 (+8 bracers, +8 Dex)
hp 100
Fort +4, Ref +17, Will +9
Defensive Abilities: Evasion
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Offense
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Speed 30 ft.
Melee
Ranged
Special Attacks: Bardic music, spells
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Statistics
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Str 12, Dex 27, Con 10, Int 12, Wis 10, Cha 16
Base Atk +10/+5; CMB +; CMD
Feats: Weapon fineesse; Improved critical (ECB); Craft wonderous item;
Point blank shot; Rapid shot; Manyshot; Tengu wings

Traits: Vagabond child; Eternal understanding

Notable Skills: Bluff, Disable device, perception, perform, stealth

Languages Common, Tengu, Elven


Kenderkin here, almost got the final touches on this Tengu bard...rogue type character.


Kenderkin here.

I have mostly developed this Tengu/Bard PC under this alias tab....

I have more revisions to make, but this is the general idea.


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"I am Inigo Montoya, The Magus killed my father, prepare to die!"


....he's just mostly dead.....has been all day ;)


Did you read my profile?

Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that.
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.


Marious wrote:

I would want Mandy Patikin as his Inigo Montoya persona to play Marious.

I might add a touch of the character to him just for giggles.

"Hello!"

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."