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Al Pacignome wrote:
Klaus van der Kroft wrote:
Callous Jack wrote:
Klaus van der Kroft wrote:

Go to the closest police station and report it missing.

Did that once with a wallet I stumbled upon and they called me to inform the owner -a tourist from Holland- had been found within a few hours.

Beware the Dutch Mafia...

Yeah. I keep hearing clogs, but no one's there when I turn back.

It's amazing how stealthy they can be considering they are wearing shoes made from solid wood.

Dey got cement clogs. An it's easy to make somebody sleep wit' da fish if the whole country is below sea level.

Signore, if I may advice'a, it would'a be better'a if you didn't mention the matter with the Dutch.