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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cupcake bad - witchy witch yummy.

No saving throw, but for anyone who survives there is not a lot of fried bacon due to a certain pig faced bad decision.

Apparently the fire is not burning hot enough, Hundgesicht grabs a nice barrel of acetylene and throws it on the fire to see if that helps.

Result is a massive fireball: everyone at the campfire takes 100d6 ⇒ (4, 4, 3, 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 5, 4, 2, 6, 2, 6, 1, 5, 3, 2, 4, 2, 3, 4, 2, 1, 6, 5, 1, 4, 6, 5, 5, 4, 6, 4, 6, 1, 5, 4, 4, 5, 2, 2, 1, 5, 5, 2, 2, 6, 1, 4, 1, 6, 5, 4, 3, 4, 6, 6, 6, 6, 6, 2, 2, 3, 1, 5, 6, 2, 3, 4, 6, 3, 1, 4, 4, 5, 4, 2, 3, 4, 4, 4, 2, 3, 4, 1, 1, 6, 3, 1, 6, 3, 6, 6, 3, 2, 2, 5, 3) = 353 damage.

Hundgesicht begins to hand out marshmallows, with firecrackers carefully inserted within.

Sleight of Hand: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (9) + 3 = 12

Yum, Bacon. I hear that bacon wrapped dragon steaks are to die for. With marshmallow chasers for desert.

You start to see Hundgesicht begin to drool at the though. You also realize that his current appearance is an illusion, and that this is his real form.

Hundgesicht real form

Knights yummy. Crack hard outer shell, inside chewy and tasty.
You see a look of almost ecstasy pass across Hundgesicht's face.

Turning to the dragon.
Aren't you dead and rotting at the bottom of some gorge?

Yum, that lizard has a topping.

Mmmm, Lizard stew goes great with marshmallows.

Man, who let all the ugly lizards into the campfire. Nothing ruins a perfectly good marshmallow roast like lizards.