Heir de Bonaire's page

"Jergen here destroyed the foul creature. You are safe. "

Heir pokes himself with his wand as needed

healing: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
healing: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

"On four "

Right kick "One"

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

"Two"
Left kick

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

"frweee"

Bite

attack: 1d20 ⇒ 19
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

Step

Touch self for sing it: 1d6 ⇒ 6

"Perhaps I will but you already have. "

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (16) + 3 = 19 damagage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4
attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (7) + 3 = 10 damagage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
attack: 1d20 ⇒ 11 damagage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

we find out if his ac is 19 or 20.

Heir perks an ear

"I believe these are for you "

And steps out of the way of the incoming barrage

Heir steps in

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
attack: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (18) + 0 = 18 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

Heir moves into position and executes a palm jab at what used to be the creatures nose

attack: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (6) + 5 + 2 = 13

... and apparently that bone falls off when all of the flesh does

and knowing his luck will top himself off

Swift action facepalm 1d6 ⇒ 5

I have to use UMD I suppose

[dice=Use Magic Device]1d20+5

Critical fumble at just this moment ...

"The boogers do not appear to be enhancing that wands effect.... "

Left fist

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11

damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Right foot

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23

damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

TEETH OF DOOM

attack: 1d20 ⇒ 8

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Theoretically potential crit on the right foot

Right foot

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (18) + 3 = 21

damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 = 3

and faceplam self for lay on facepalm: 1d6 ⇒ 6

Heir jumps up and bends it like beckam, sending the head flying back into the hallway

For you a free action :P

Swift action lay on hands facepalm

BE HEALED: 1d6 ⇒ 4

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4

damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

****

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (2) + 3 = 5

damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5

*****

attack: 1d20 ⇒ 13

damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

he's 5 foot step up the steps, hopefully taking fewer skeletons to the face now

what action is it to facepalm yourself?

Heir sees Jurgen vanish, looks at his wand, and gives it a confused dog headtilt.

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (13) + 3 = 16 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2
attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
attack: 1d20 ⇒ 6 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

heir actually connects!.... and of course knocks out a tooth. It was a loose tooth too...

Heirs going to get a little fancier and try a spinning kick the skulls.

leg 1 attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
leg 2 attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (11) + 3 = 14 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6
bite attack: 1d20 ⇒ 1 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

and step out of flank

I won't miss it just because its a skeleton, I won't miss it just because it's a skeleton...Picture the femur as a board....

Heir throws a snap kick to the femur, starting at purple and moving on to the next one if he actually manages to land a good blow

attac: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7
attac: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (12) + 3 = 15 damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

attac: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (11) + 0 = 11 damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

I am all for learning the lesson of the puzzle when minutes are no longer a matter of life and death

Heir gets to tying , looping the rope around a few times.

"This will either slow the statue down or open the door." Be ready

Is there an off switch visible anywhere over here? Or Do the doors have a door handle i could tie the statues to?

Heir starts to carefully walk across the bridge When he has crossed the first 10 feet, the statues suddenly move, slamming forward all the way to the north side of the bridge!

[dice=cmd check]1d20 + 10

What is Heir's CMD?

Even FF its a 12

Heir will start walking across to the other side , looking for traps

perception: 1d20 ⇒ 7

Heir also has a strange vision looking into the pool, where he sees himself as some kind of undead, killing the others. But it doesnt bother him.

" Muahahahaahahahaaha hahahaha [smaller/smaller]hahaha "

"I'm going to call center of the pile. " gets on the floor and throws a blanket over his head. "If we need to shave someone after this , it will not be me. I did that once. I looked ridiculous and it was freezing. "

Flashback to the picture on the upper right

"If anyone should be worried about them getting stick in their hair.... "

"Is this something where we should join you in running away or am I holding the door so you all can escape? "

Heir watches Jurgen and Araklifest runs past, shuts the door and leans against it.

Heir spits out what he Hope's is a kidney

"used to it"

Heir stabs

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (16) + 5 = 21
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

and steps out of the way of the incoming pew pew casting

Heir will step over and whack.

attack: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 5 = 11
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

Heir rolls with the uppercut to his head right into the next square (5 foot step), clicks it out of his wrist sheath and and pokes himself with it

"You would have made an excelent sparing partner when alive.... "

heal: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 1 = 8

Gank red

attack: 1d20 + 5 + 4 ⇒ (19) + 5 + 4 = 28
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3

crit check!

attack: 1d20 + 5 + 4 ⇒ (14) + 5 + 4 = 23
damage: 1d4 ⇒ 4

Heir gets his Psyco on, flips the knife upside down and stabs down

attack: 1d20 + 5 + 4 ⇒ (5) + 5 + 4 = 14

damage: 1d4 ⇒ 1

Heirs going to draw a dagger and stab down on red

attack: 1d20 + 5 + 4 ⇒ (11) + 5 + 4 = 20
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

I definitely would

heir is going to bite step trip trip

bite: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (13) + 4 = 17
bite damage: 1d3 ⇒ 1

step trip

trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (5) + 3 = 8 this will provoke

trip

trip: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20

heir will try to leg sweep leg sweep and then bite the zombie while he's down.

attack trip : 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (20) + 3 = 23
attack trip : 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (3) + 3 = 6

attack bite : 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (5) + 0 = 5 +4 if trip worked
damages: 1d3 ⇒ 3

Heir has to admit NOT trying his hardness to get that bite to land....

ptoohs out a tooth. He hopes not one of his

"How does my little brother do this ALL the time... "

Kicks off the wall and tries spin kicks for their head

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (15) + 3 = 18
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

attack: 1d20 ⇒ 16
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 2

..popping the head off the skeleton and crushing it in his teeth

paw 1 attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
dice= damage]1d6+1 [/dice]

paw 2 attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
dice= damage]1d6+1 [/dice]

BITE attack: 1d20 ⇒ 16
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

heir forgets his martial training and bites one in the skul out of frustration

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (8) + 3 = 11
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

attack: 1d20 ⇒ 4
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

heir will 5 foot up and start with orange

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (4) + 3 = 7
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

attack: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (6) + 3 = 9
damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 = 6

Bite

attack: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (11) + 0 = 11
damage: 1d3 ⇒ 3

"The rest is for younglings taking a test. We are here on a real rescue mission "

heir goes the long way around for a flank

punch hits AC: 1d20 + 5 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 5 + 2 = 10 for damage: 1d6 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

"In all likelihood, yes... "

Heir summons a bit of himself and tries to power a scroll otherwise beyond his abilities

caster level check: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13 dc 3

CLW: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

Should i resume that strategy or try something else?

He's fixing his snout first either way

Heir is going to 5 foot back and poke himself with the CLW wand

be healed!: 1d8 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 1 = 7

" as I am unable to affect this particular foe the more attention it directs at me the less it directs towards you

Heir will run around and probably get hit, then try to grapple

grapple: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 2 = 7

Heir does another lap around it and tries the grapple again

grapple: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 2 + 2 = 6

Heir will run a lap around the golem to draw the aoo at a less crucial time and then attempt to grapple the golem. What could go wrong..

grapple attempt: 1d20 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (8) + 2 + 2 = 12

"I have a wide variety of kicks punches elbows and strikes at my dispo..sigh. This is not what sensei met when he wanted to teach me locks..."

"All those years punching boards and i can still barely hurt these... " he shuffles forward and wheels a kick at both of the creatures legs, trying to knock it prone

trip attempt 1: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
trip attempt 2: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13