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Hallucinogenic Fever Dream's page
 42 posts. Alias of Orthos.
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Master Pugwampi wrote: Monkey Santa wrote: Have you tried drinking lots of Red Bull? You can trust my advice because I sometimes wear smart glasses and a stethoscope. And make sure to mix it with daytime cold medicine. That will do the trick! DUDE I CAN SEE FOREVER
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She warned you about monkeys, bro! She told you, dawg!
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ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE.
ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE.
ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE.
Kobold Cleaver wrote: Hallucinogenic Fever Dream wrote: Dude.... Dude. To be clear, The Dude prefers The/The prefixes. Oh s+~$, sorry The Dude. I had waaaaaaay too many weeds.
I know right? It like totally blew my mind, man. Whoa.
Tacticslion wrote: Mushrooms! I need mushrooms! Yo,dude, I got some shrooms for you right here, man.
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Hey man, like, you don't get to decide what someone else gets to be, y'know? That's, like, not cool, man. Just let him decide who and what he is for himself, man.
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Motivational Quantum Limey wrote: gran rey de los mono wrote: Those places aren't real. They're as fake as unicorns, pegasi, and kangaroos. Yeah! Step outside the crushing prison of consensus reality into the quantum godhead of your mind and see THE TRUTH! Nothing is real except what you choose to make real, except Wisconsin, which exists whether you like it or not. Whoa. Like, mind blown, dude.
Dude, you're blowin' my mind here.
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NobodysHome wrote: The Vagrant Erudite wrote: I didn't like the original Mary Poppins. So much of it made absolutely no sense whatsoever. It was acid tripping weird, and not in a good way like Alice in Wonderland. It's all very straightforward: If your kids misbehave, confuse the living **** out of them. It will turn them into model citizens.
It's just good 1960s parenting techniques. Also, meds are candy.
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Bill S. Preston, Esq. wrote: Orthos wrote: Orthos wrote: Tacticslion wrote: Orthos wrote: Also I lack the means to actually leave the country on a permanent basis otherwise I probably would at least consider it. Man, the amount of times I've been tempted to just up and move to Hawaii.
Wait...
Not that we could ever afford something like that anyway. Also, despite its flaws, I lurve the US, so. That's the thing, I don't particularly have any direct affection for the US or strong loyalty to it.
I just live here because this is where I happened to be born. I'm no patriot. The funniest thing about this post is I'm still listening to Guile's Theme, probably the most patriotic video game song short of an 8-but rendition of the national anthem. You said "8 but". Whoa.
Autocorrect! Edit has fixed.
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Tacticslion wrote: Orthos wrote: TriOmegaZero wrote: NobodysHome wrote: Yep. I'm an idealist. But I still live by my principles. Call me, e-mail me, or send me a video and I 100% guarantee I will not do business with you. Ever. So how DOES a company get your business? Word of mouth? I'm guessing there was a "but" left out somewhere... *snrk*
bemetureTLbematureTLbematureTLbematureTLbematureTL-! Durr hurr hurr, he said but.
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Drejk wrote: NobodysHome wrote: You would have loved Impus Major. Didn't top 5' or 100 lbs until he was a sophomore in high school. He's still only around 5'2" and 115 lbs.
And he sings a very deep bass, giving the choir two basses who combined wouldn't top 250 lbs wet.
They're pretty hilarious together. "Where is that deep resonating sound coming from?"
The same could be said about frogs...
Wait...
Is Impus Major a grippli himself? Hey.
Hey man.
Hey.
Lick the frog.
Do it.
I dare you.
Lick the frog.
It's a wild trip, man.
Do it.
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The Peyote Tea Gamer wrote: Limeylongears wrote: Mort, just be careful not to eat Morning Glory seeds, as they're supposed to be hallucinogenic... Interesting. Whoa.
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Scintillae wrote: Orthos wrote: Tacticslion wrote: Orthos wrote: Kjeldorn wrote: *Failed Will Save*
Put slightly mocking post in the whole "Save the Paladins" thread...Should know better.
But mocking-catharsis is precious ^^'.
One of the first mechanics offerings I want to do is just a book of Anti/Paladin archetypes covering all sorts of concepts and alignments. Guaranteed to either make a ton of people happy or utterly piss everyone off. No-no. You need to make LG paladins who are necromancers. That is what will finally push everyone over the edge. A hybrid with the 3pp White Necromancer? No. With bard. Whoa.
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Sigmund Freud wrote: Friedrich Nietzsche wrote: Farael the Fallen wrote: Friedrich Nietzsche wrote: Must I sue you in eternal recurrence?
Because I've got nothing but time. Time and the cray.
I do apologize, Mr. Nietzsche, but you died on August 25, 1900. You are no longer alive and therefore do not have any rights. Due to the rule banning any Nietzsche threads on Paizo.com, you must leave this website and cease to exist. Also, I really liked your work in The Antichrist (1888). The mad myth of eternal recurrence means I am always alive, always scribbling, always living with my anti-semitic idiot sister!
SOMEONE FREE ME FROM MY SISTER! SHE FEEDS ME ONLY OATMEAL AND SHOWS ME OFF AT TEA PARTIES! Oh dear. Oh my. I may have to write an entirely new theory to describe this situation.
Do not worry, Mr. Nietzche. After a few hours on my couch and some LSD, I will end it like your name in a spelling bee. Whoa.
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Limeylongears wrote: Captain Yesterday, Brut Squad wrote: Sometimes I think I'm getting baited into a sarcastic response.
"Excuse me, do you know the price for this" the lady asked as she flourished her hand at the sale sign that said exactly how much it cost in bold twelve inch tall letters.
Eye twitches, ever so slightly.
The thing to do is to stare at her intently for a couple of seconds and then say,
'Yes, I know. But do I really know? Does anybody?'
It is very important to maintain eye contact throughout. Like, whoa dude. Deep.
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Limeylongears wrote: Orthos wrote: Why is he anything? Why are any of us anything, Orthos? If we can stave of Oblivion for more than a moment, surely we have done all that any being could be expected to do?
[top-notch fillustufy][/top-notch fillustufy] Whoa.
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Icyshadow wrote: Orthos is back?! I'm just a figment of your imagination.
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Pesh Addicted Necromancer wrote: Limeylongears wrote: Spent this evening taking up in the carpet in the bathroom and putting down lino (which was invented by a man born in the town where I live. How about that, eh?)
Good job I don't have to do that sort of thing full time; it looks like the flooring equivalent of a carrion golem put together by a very junior necromancer who's been on a five-day Pesh binge.
Just wait until you see what I have planned for the Kitchen!
Spoiler alert!!
It's gonna blow your f+!*ing mind! Aw man do you know how long it's been since I've had my mind blown?
Not since I had some of that cactus juice. It's the quenchiest!
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Heh heh heh, heh heh, that ain't sugar, lady, heh heh.
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Whoa man, like, your clothes just ran off!
Freehold DM wrote: Orthos wrote: Life Sized Prop of Orthos wrote: [Insert witty comment here] ... I'm really not sure how to feel about this. pops out of nowhere
HA! I gotcha now!
fires nyc cannon *illusion fizzles*
Hey there little guy, I'm just gonna force-feed you these mushrooms so you can have a few hours of fantastical imagery before your organs tie themselves in broken knots and your brain melts into the consistency of watery pudding.
Whoa, man! Look at your hands!
Mystically Inclined wrote: Hallucinogenic Fever Dream wrote: Whoa, dude, look at your feet! People have feet in a Liefield universe? I thought they just kind of faded into two misty blobs of ambiguity... Yeah, it's like paradox, or existentialism, or something.
Look at that mushroom, man!
Strand Sissyl in the desert and choke her to death on her own paranoias.
Whoa, dude, look at your feet!
Dead people are people too!
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Dead people are people too!!
*waps with newspaper* Bad dog! Sit. Stay!
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Say hi for me! And be sure to apologize for letting the light in. A nice word goes a long way, and dead people are still people. It doesn't hurt to be polite.
yellowdingo wrote: Spanky the Leprechaun wrote: 17d6+5
I still get to pick how long my.....nose is though.
*Zombie yellowdingo bites nose off* *waps with +1 disrupting newspaper* Bad! Bad dog! Sit! Now spit it out. Out!
Bad! *swats with +1 disrupting newspaper* No biting! Bad dog, worst enemy! *wap wap wap*
Turin the Mad wrote: Tels wrote: Freehold DM wrote: DeathQuaker wrote: The Thing from Beyond the Edge wrote: Freehold DM wrote: An evil version of you would be...kinda awesome actually. Especially if you liked Whedon and Facebook but your evil doppelganger didn't. I enjoy Whedon sometimes but am not a rabid fangirl, and the rabid Whedon fans annoy me. My opposite could then possibly be dramatically a Whedon fan. And as I hate Facebook, Mirror of Opposition me would be updating her status every day.
Terquem wrote: Mirror universe DQ would be an extremely homophobic, nascar fan *dies of laughter and is dead* robs corpse Adventurers call it looting, not robbing. :) It's robbery if you take the corpse and the loot. Dead bodies aren't usually just lying around all nice and fresh like that. It's generally considered polite to ask first. The poor guy's taking a well-deserved nap! The least you can do before waking him up is ask nicely.
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