GySgt Hartman, Trunk Monkey's page

Not sure if it was intentional or not, but since some of the other apes are better behaved than we are, I think whatever that formulae did was in those people all along.

Chimps on the other hand....

{thumps crowbar in palm, glares}

Wish me luck - I’ve got a big licensing exam this afternoon and it’s got me nervous.

{hands him a sledgehammer and a chunk of 4"x4" post} Break a leg. Or two.

Edit:

All passed!

Congrats!

Vanykrye wrote:

Monkey Santa wrote:

Oh that does it. Imma pounce me a Zuckerberg...

Just make sure you do it with maximum efficacy. Wouldn't want any of his remains to regenerate into multiple Zuckerbergs.

Zuckerberglings?

Need more pylons.

Oh, it's on...

{slaps pipe in hand, glares menacingly at non-monkeys and non-Monkees}

But its hould be at least a little cooler the following day or so according to ye olde weather appe.

I, for one, would like my meteorology forecasts delivered by a Ye Olde Weather Ape.

Mustn't. make. Monkey Fredo alias...

That is the job of Sergeant Danger Bear.

{holds up sign: "Sgt DB on KP. I've been temporarily reassigned to assist"}

{surveys lawn, orders in AC-47 Spooky with GAU-2/A miniguns}