I am f!$#ing sorry for your g~~+#%n loss. This bag of dead crap was a beautiful soul and leaves behind a g%$+&!n legacy of pukedom and maggotry! I did not know the piece of s$%! myself, but I have it on good authority he was five feet six of stacked chewing gum ass waiting to be molded into a Marine! And now he's just a Pyle.
There will be coffee in the foyer after the service.