paizo.com Favorited Posts by Goth Gurupaizo.com Favorited Posts by Goth Guru2024-03-29T02:54:34Z2024-03-29T02:54:34ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Random GM Excuse TableGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs435s4?Random-GM-Excuse-Table#452024-03-29T10:40:54Z2024-03-29T02:54:34Z<p>92: "I'm not a killer GM. I just want combat to be more realistic."</p>92: "I'm not a killer GM. I just want combat to be more realistic."Goth Guru2024-03-29T02:54:34ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: 100 things the villain is doing when 'scrying' is cast on himGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pymw&page=7?100-things-the-villain-is-doing-when-scrying#3312024-03-25T11:21:10Z2024-03-25T02:41:49Z<p>542: Trying out his villain monolog in front of his collection of MLP Stuffies. (He brought them to life by imprisoning his enemies' life force in them.)</p>542: Trying out his villain monolog in front of his collection of MLP Stuffies. (He brought them to life by imprisoning his enemies' life force in them.)Goth Guru2024-03-25T02:41:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reader's DigestGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs435rk&page=2?Readers-Digest#592024-02-20T13:10:21Z2024-02-20T09:18:48Z<p>The hamburger's guide to the galaxy.
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The Dennys at the end of the universe.
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So long and thanks for all the fish fillets.</p>The hamburger's guide to the galaxy.
The Dennys at the end of the universe.
So long and thanks for all the fish fillets.Goth Guru2024-02-20T09:18:48ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Chaos Bag/Backpack TableGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wra?Chaos-BagBackpack-Table#182024-02-15T09:01:23Z2024-02-14T05:54:19Z<p>51: The entire physical universe. As it replaces the old universe, time goes back to the beginning of the current encounter. Will save to realize what just happened.</p>51: The entire physical universe. As it replaces the old universe, time goes back to the beginning of the current encounter. Will save to realize what just happened.Goth Guru2024-02-14T05:54:19ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Advice on Demon Lord creationGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rnc6?Advice-on-Demon-Lord-creation#92024-01-22T11:15:22Z2024-01-06T22:50:14Z<p>Since he destroyed a planet, he must have a destruction portfolio. An artifact mirror might be used to turn his power back on himself. He might have lost a toe or something, and an arrow of slaying made of a toe bone might be fashioned to slay him.</p>Since he destroyed a planet, he must have a destruction portfolio. An artifact mirror might be used to turn his power back on himself. He might have lost a toe or something, and an arrow of slaying made of a toe bone might be fashioned to slay him.Goth Guru2024-01-06T22:50:14ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Random GM Excuse TableGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs435s4?Random-GM-Excuse-Table#362024-03-27T23:31:14Z2023-12-16T09:07:58Z<p>86: This adventure was AI generated. That should have been a red flag right from the start.</p>86: This adventure was AI generated. That should have been a red flag right from the start.Goth Guru2023-12-16T09:07:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Goth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=130?The-Next-Poster#64572023-11-12T17:11:24Z2023-11-11T23:52:48Z<p>I offered goat toucher, and they fled in disgust.</p>
<p>The next poster has drawn up a chart for epic spells and bonuses. Please provide links.</p>I offered goat toucher, and they fled in disgust.
The next poster has drawn up a chart for epic spells and bonuses. Please provide links.Goth Guru2023-11-11T23:52:48ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Ice PunsGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2so4e?Ice-Puns#202023-11-07T13:46:22Z2023-11-07T08:54:54Z<p>"That's cold dude."</p>"That's cold dude."Goth Guru2023-11-07T08:54:54ZRe: Forums: Homebrew: SciFi Horror MoviesGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43w2t?SciFi-Horror-Movies#22023-11-05T14:40:55Z2023-11-05T09:16:41Z<p>The color out of space was the inspiration of Die Monster Die. </p>
<p>Killer Clowns from outer space was so bad it's good.</p>The color out of space was the inspiration of Die Monster Die.
Killer Clowns from outer space was so bad it's good.Goth Guru2023-11-05T09:16:41ZForums: Off-Topic Discussions: No Twitter TuesdayGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43vqo?No-Twitter-Tuesday#12023-09-21T22:50:49Z2023-09-19T07:10:57Z<p>I won't be posting on twitter today because it's owner has threatened to charge everyone a fee to use it. If you use twitter as your main source of online social interaction, please consider taking today off. Please also tell me how to use Discord.</p>I won't be posting on twitter today because it's owner has threatened to charge everyone a fee to use it. If you use twitter as your main source of online social interaction, please consider taking today off. Please also tell me how to use Discord.Goth Guru2023-09-19T07:10:57ZForums: Homebrew and House Rules: Cartoon characters as chaotic outsidersGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43vm0?Cartoon-characters-as-chaotic-outsiders#12023-10-15T20:08:59Z2023-09-10T06:30:17Z<p>First off, they reform in limbo no matter how they are destroyed.
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Certain mutations, such as rubber body, lend themselves to cartoon characters.
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They are made of chaos, so it can act as ink, light, or any material.
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Individual cartoons can be anthropomorphic animals or objects.
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Like the guy said in cool world, they exist in their world, before people started drawing cartoons.</p>First off, they reform in limbo no matter how they are destroyed.
Certain mutations, such as rubber body, lend themselves to cartoon characters.
They are made of chaos, so it can act as ink, light, or any material.
Individual cartoons can be anthropomorphic animals or objects.
Like the guy said in cool world, they exist in their world, before people started drawing cartoons.Goth Guru2023-09-10T06:30:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Wreck a Movie Title by Changing One Letter!Goth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2umqp&page=15?Wreck-a-Movie-Title-by-Changing-One-Letter#7172023-08-23T12:09:17Z2023-08-23T04:26:42Z<p>The Zarbie movie-Only a Dr Who fan gets this joke</p>The Zarbie movie-Only a Dr Who fan gets this jokeGoth Guru2023-08-23T04:26:42ZRe: Forums: Homebrew: Transitive Planes part 2Goth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43sqv?Transitive-Planes-part-2#22023-07-15T15:01:50Z2023-07-14T04:50:02Z<p>The sky above the first world occasionally open up to the thought forms where creative beings place ideas they have clothed in matter. Do these prototype cyber-pixies and other creatures sometimes slip through fairy rings and elf-gates to infiltrate the material plane? I think anyone using first drive runs the risk of having weird new fey use spells to teleport aboard.</p>The sky above the first world occasionally open up to the thought forms where creative beings place ideas they have clothed in matter. Do these prototype cyber-pixies and other creatures sometimes slip through fairy rings and elf-gates to infiltrate the material plane? I think anyone using first drive runs the risk of having weird new fey use spells to teleport aboard.Goth Guru2023-07-14T04:50:02ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Why I quit role-playing and tabletopGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43tke?Why-I-quit-roleplaying-and-tabletop#122023-10-12T15:57:38Z2023-07-13T08:42:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">W E Ray wrote:</div><blockquote><p> While I can't say "in my experience starting gaming in 1981" — I can certainly at least say "in my experience in the past 10-15 years" that the only time I've seen or heard of a player being treated sorta/kinda this way — by <i>Multiple</i> players and groups and even a Store Owner, there was some serious social issue regarding the player. I'm thinking of a time about 7 years ago where a player at a game store was so belligerent and rude to the players he gamed with that no one wanted to be around him. That was extreme; I've seen quite a few jerks at gaming table over the decades — though the VAST majority of gamers I've seen have been fine — or AWESOME.</p>
<p>I guess if you're completely done with gaming you likely would not have started this Thread — if you still are interested in gaming, well, if the folks at your game store don't like you and won't game with you, there's still a great many other folks that will be happy to. You can always find an online community.</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted ••</p>
<p>In any case, good luck. </blockquote><p>This. There is some issue that you are not comfortable with sharing here, and I just want to say the problem is with them. I've played with kids, males roleplaying as females, and I myself have played a changeling with multiple personality disorder. Having an open mind is crucial to getting a game together. Check out comic book stores, game stores, and even plain book stores. You might find other outcasts and or venues.W E Ray wrote:While I can't say "in my experience starting gaming in 1981" -- I can certainly at least say "in my experience in the past 10-15 years" that the only time I've seen or heard of a player being treated sorta/kinda this way -- by Multiple players and groups and even a Store Owner, there was some serious social issue regarding the player. I'm thinking of a time about 7 years ago where a player at a game store was so belligerent and rude to the players he gamed with that no one...Goth Guru2023-07-13T08:42:23ZRe: Forums: Homebrew: Kree Universal WeaponsGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43t2g?Kree-Universal-Weapons#22023-05-16T13:45:16Z2023-05-16T01:12:21Z<p>I take it sonic is not out of the question. If it takes an actual accusation and converts it into actual damage, either live or recorded, that would be cool.</p>I take it sonic is not out of the question. If it takes an actual accusation and converts it into actual damage, either live or recorded, that would be cool.Goth Guru2023-05-16T01:12:21ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 1001 Inconsequential Flora & FaunaGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ti5x&page=11?1001-Inconsequential-Flora-Fauna#5472023-04-06T09:06:36Z2023-04-05T04:34:23Z<p><b>526: Flail tree</b>-This tree has it's seed pods in a spiked ball on a ropey stem. The stems are attached to the branches in clusters of usually 3. It had it's origin in the lower planes. Larger limbs can be used to create rods of flailing. It may owe it's quick growing back to the abundant sunlight on the material plane. Druids can use the flails from this tree, and most do not care that it radiates pale evil.</p>526: Flail tree-This tree has it's seed pods in a spiked ball on a ropey stem. The stems are attached to the branches in clusters of usually 3. It had it's origin in the lower planes. Larger limbs can be used to create rods of flailing. It may owe it's quick growing back to the abundant sunlight on the material plane. Druids can use the flails from this tree, and most do not care that it radiates pale evil.Goth Guru2023-04-05T04:34:23ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Is the only reason Sonic is rarely offered as an energy choice because it's not a standard resistance?Goth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs430rc?Is-the-only-reason-Sonic-is-rarely-offered-as#212023-03-11T00:40:52Z2023-03-09T18:22:19Z<p>My homebrew Purple Dragon would do a lot to help that. Their sonic breath weapon does standard breath weapon damage, may cause deafness, and may shatter things. They of course are immune to sonic damage. Only problem is what are they vulnerable to, besides flattery. They are very vain, especially about their looks. They use the bard spell list. They are chaotic evil.</p>My homebrew Purple Dragon would do a lot to help that. Their sonic breath weapon does standard breath weapon damage, may cause deafness, and may shatter things. They of course are immune to sonic damage. Only problem is what are they vulnerable to, besides flattery. They are very vain, especially about their looks. They use the bard spell list. They are chaotic evil.Goth Guru2023-03-09T18:22:19ZRe: Forums: Homebrew: Grenades, Power Armor, and LootGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43j9w?Grenades-Power-Armor-and-Loot#102023-02-01T14:16:36Z2023-02-01T02:53:19Z<p>Put the schematic into a hand held former(homebrew) and it will appear on the options list. See high tech gear over in pathfinder 1 homebrew.</p>
<p>Handheld Formers. It’s shaped like a pistol with a touchscreen mounted on top. Once you select a final form and pull the trigger, the supply in front of it transforms into the desired object, wall, door, or whatever. It can convert 20 batches per charge and all its’ memory is burned in.
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26.Brown. Reforms only dirt, rock, and or minerals. 1500 GPV
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27.Black. Reforms FP plastic as well as pigments, rock dust, and other ingredients. 2000 GPV
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28.White. . Reforms UPB into all the described technology. 2500 GPV
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(1 grain per 5 foot cube of stone, reshaped to form walls, bridges, or whatever)
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(expensive and magic items must be formed from an equal value of UPB, and the spells cast on the results)
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29. Grey. Reforms organic matter such as plant fiber, bones, teeth, ivory, ect. 3000 GPV
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30. Green. Reforms FP, UPB, stone, nonliving organic matter, minerals, and metal. 3500 GPV
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31. Red. Reforms living flesh. If hostile, Fort DC18. 5000 GPV
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(Can heal all damage and reattach limbs on a DC18 heal check. May require heart restart.)
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32. Blue. Combines functions of green and red. 10,000 GPV
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(UPB formed bionics can be seamlessly attached to nerve tissues)
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33. Orange. Reforms DNA. Requires DC20 heal check to make desired change. 50,000 GPV
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Nat 20 adds the desired change or mutation with no new defect.
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Normal success makes the desired change, or mutation, and adds a defect.
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Fail adds random mutation and defect.
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Fumble adds defect only.
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34. Prismatic.. All DCs are +4. 200,000 GPV
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You have to select the color/function and then select the new form of the materials.</p>
<p>35 Purple. Reforms anything, randomly. A dead body is affected by reincarnation. A pile of junk is turned into a random piece of technology. A trashed robot will become a random robot or android body. A dead monster(including animals) will become a random monster. In any case, they will have memories and programming from any previous life.</p>
<p>This can be converted to starfinder. Many are rebuilt so all items are RAM, so 50 items can be added while the standard items can be replaced.</p>Put the schematic into a hand held former(homebrew) and it will appear on the options list. See high tech gear over in pathfinder 1 homebrew.
Handheld Formers. It’s shaped like a pistol with a touchscreen mounted on top. Once you select a final form and pull the trigger, the supply in front of it transforms into the desired object, wall, door, or whatever. It can convert 20 batches per charge and all its’ memory is burned in.
26.Brown. Reforms only dirt, rock, and or minerals. 1500 GPV...Goth Guru2023-02-01T02:53:19ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 100 Minor PowersGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lv3d&page=2?100-Minor-Powers#872023-03-05T05:01:51Z2023-01-29T20:01:56Z<p>167: Power attack and point blank shot are inherent. Either they grew up in a violent neighborhood or they were born to battle. In any case they have those feats without using a feat slot.</p>167: Power attack and point blank shot are inherent. Either they grew up in a violent neighborhood or they were born to battle. In any case they have those feats without using a feat slot.Goth Guru2023-01-29T20:01:56ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 1000+ Unusual book designsGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43gfc?1000-Unusual-book-designs#382022-12-30T05:40:03Z2022-12-30T04:28:34Z<p>More on 62...
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It can be any origami form, usually, but not exclusively, oriental. Kitsune prefer origami foxes. Some wiseacher might inscribe a treatise on the fly spell on a big paper airplane.</p>More on 62...
It can be any origami form, usually, but not exclusively, oriental. Kitsune prefer origami foxes. Some wiseacher might inscribe a treatise on the fly spell on a big paper airplane.Goth Guru2022-12-30T04:28:34ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: who else gets really weird 'physics questions' regarding spells in their games?Goth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43niy?who-else-gets-really-weird-physics-questions#102023-01-05T11:05:08Z2022-12-26T04:58:42Z<p>As pointed out in a topic of teleport errors, a planet is a moving vehicle. The spell is anchored to the place or vehicle where it is cast. If the spell is cast in a starship bay and the bay gets ejected, your rope trick remains in the bay. Just don't use a ripped scroll or damaged item.</p>
<p>Glitterdust in a darkness spell is also a headache. If the torchlight is reduced to candlelight, the glitter will still reflect that. Also, it would still reflect whatever darkvision uses to see.</p>As pointed out in a topic of teleport errors, a planet is a moving vehicle. The spell is anchored to the place or vehicle where it is cast. If the spell is cast in a starship bay and the bay gets ejected, your rope trick remains in the bay. Just don't use a ripped scroll or damaged item.
Glitterdust in a darkness spell is also a headache. If the torchlight is reduced to candlelight, the glitter will still reflect that. Also, it would still reflect whatever darkvision uses to see.Goth Guru2022-12-26T04:58:42ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: My GM needs some advice on dealing with a problem player.Goth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43m8k?My-GM-needs-some-advice-on-dealing-with-a#52023-02-05T16:45:45Z2022-12-26T04:43:36Z<p>I would use initiative rules even out of combat. If a fighter runs into a terrible trap because they didn't let the rogue go first, too bad.</p>I would use initiative rules even out of combat. If a fighter runs into a terrible trap because they didn't let the rogue go first, too bad.Goth Guru2022-12-26T04:43:36ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Useless Things You Would Get RemovedGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m0sd?Useless-Things-You-Would-Get-Removed#132022-12-19T05:57:45Z2022-12-18T09:34:30Z<p>Yes I necrod this. If people would stop forcing unplayable junk into lists then I would not have had to even start this.</p>Yes I necrod this. If people would stop forcing unplayable junk into lists then I would not have had to even start this.Goth Guru2022-12-18T09:34:30ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Useless Things You Would Get RemovedGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m0sd?Useless-Things-You-Would-Get-Removed#122022-12-19T05:57:47Z2022-12-18T09:28:52Z<p>17: Must roll a will save (greater than DC 1) or act on insanity. Kleptomania against members of your own party will result in inter party lethal combat. You should kill the kender before you enter the hot zone.</p>17: Must roll a will save (greater than DC 1) or act on insanity. Kleptomania against members of your own party will result in inter party lethal combat. You should kill the kender before you enter the hot zone.Goth Guru2022-12-18T09:28:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Because you're the GMGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s2wr&page=6?Because-youre-the-GM#2512024-02-16T23:37:27Z2022-12-11T21:13:20Z<p>You can classify humans as a type of humanoid monster <b>because you are the GM!</b></p>You can classify humans as a type of humanoid monster because you are the GM!Goth Guru2022-12-11T21:13:20ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 1001 Inconsequential Flora & FaunaGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ti5x&page=11?1001-Inconsequential-Flora-Fauna#5282023-02-23T01:49:52Z2022-12-10T21:17:20Z<p>Summongrass will be an annoyance to half dragons and such. Even using skills will need a concentration check. Local monsters might trade an item they cannot use for the correct blade of it(or the entire patch) to be plucked, burned, or otherwise silenced.</p>Summongrass will be an annoyance to half dragons and such. Even using skills will need a concentration check. Local monsters might trade an item they cannot use for the correct blade of it(or the entire patch) to be plucked, burned, or otherwise silenced.Goth Guru2022-12-10T21:17:20ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: META•MART: A Weird Items & Abilities Surplus StoreGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43prx?META-MART-A-Weird-Items-Abilities-Surplus-Store#32022-12-08T03:57:32Z2022-12-05T04:53:37Z<p>Look at my "High tech items" topic. There is a lightsaber that needs occasional recharging. The time travel stopwatch is found in pieces that have to be assembled. The box full of gears might sell for a dollar and they would think they ripped YOU off.</p>
<p>Objects in your solar system has a planet, dirt, that is suffering from an old one infestation that would be fun to have as your "real" world.</p>Look at my "High tech items" topic. There is a lightsaber that needs occasional recharging. The time travel stopwatch is found in pieces that have to be assembled. The box full of gears might sell for a dollar and they would think they ripped YOU off.
Objects in your solar system has a planet, dirt, that is suffering from an old one infestation that would be fun to have as your "real" world.Goth Guru2022-12-05T04:53:37ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Empire Today Issue 4Goth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q6rh&page=5?Empire-Today-Issue-4#2392023-08-10T14:19:41Z2022-12-02T03:00:04Z<p>220. Pablo Escobear
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"There's the bear, he's charging! Fire!"</p>
<p>DM Briefing: People have been disappearing in the woods. One kid managed to get away from the enraged bear. He thinks it's dire. The bear found some dumped drugs, laced with a potion of rage. If it is somehow held off or held, it will go back to the drug cache because it's addicted. The royal watch is seeking the drugs and smugglers. The bear is easily tracked because of the potion/drug interaction. </p>
<p>https://www.nytimes.com/2022/12/01/arts/cocaine-bear-true-story.html</p>220. Pablo Escobear
"There's the bear, he's charging! Fire!"
DM Briefing: People have been disappearing in the woods. One kid managed to get away from the enraged bear. He thinks it's dire. The bear found some dumped drugs, laced with a potion of rage. If it is somehow held off or held, it will go back to the drug cache because it's addicted. The royal watch is seeking the drugs and smugglers. The bear is easily tracked because of the potion/drug interaction.
...Goth Guru2022-12-02T03:00:04ZForums: Homebrew and House Rules: Smell My FeatsGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43po4?Smell-My-Feats#12024-01-03T03:26:32Z2022-11-17T20:48:52Z<p>By numbering the feats, you can roll randomly and build a PC or NPC around it. By including Homebrewed feats, we should surpass 100 quickly. There’s a number, name, brief description, benefit, and Normal. Normal is what happens if you try to do that without the feat. Further notes are such things such as GM choices or other debated things. Further notes might be blank or it might be omitted entirely. Interaction between deeper darkness and glitter dust is still being debated. All feats are welcome. If a feat for something you do not allow comes up(such as occult or mythic) reroll or choose one from the overflow(more than 100 if using percentile dice).</p>
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<p><b>01:Continuing Threat:</b>
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<b>Description:</b> They attack a foe, surprise or otherwise, then hide. As long as the foe cannot spot them, they threaten for the flank. When they come out of hiding to attack, this thing resets to the new foe. Anything immune to this feat or class feature is allowing the threat an attack of opportunity at +4.
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<b>Benefit: </b> As long as the foe cannot spot them, they threaten for the flank. When they come out of hiding to attack, this thing resets to the new foe. Anything immune to this feat or class feature is allowing the threat an attack of opportunity at +4.</p>
<p><b>Normal: </b> If they stop attacking to flank, they no longer flank.
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<b>Further Notes: </b> Can be taken as a Rouge or Swashbuckler class feat.</p>
<p><b>00:Name:School Swap</b>
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<b>Description: </b> At the cost of a spell level you change the school of an arcane spell.
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<b>Benefit: </b> If Glitter Dust is changed to an illusion, you can see it despite Deeper Darkness.
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<b>Normal: </b> Since Glitter Dust emits low level light, darkness spells block it.
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<b>Further Notes: </b> The GM has final say as to the interpretation of spells. A rod of School Swap will allow using this feat 3 times a day at no level cost.</p>
<p><b>00:Name: Wand Duelist</b>
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<b>Description: </b> They get the most out of using magic items to cast combat spells.
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<b>Benefit: </b>If the wand or whatever is masterwork but non magical, ray spells are +1 to hit and area effects are +1 DC. If the item contains magic spells, the to hit and DCs of saves are 1+the spell level. An empty wand doesn’t even count as masterwork.
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<b>Normal: </b>You might as well cast spells barehanded.
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<b>Further Notes: </b>It doesn’t matter if the actual spell stored in the item or a spell out of the mind are used. A ring of shooting stars can be aimed. Whether magic swords can be used to aim spells is up to the GM.</p>By numbering the feats, you can roll randomly and build a PC or NPC around it. By including Homebrewed feats, we should surpass 100 quickly. There’s a number, name, brief description, benefit, and Normal. Normal is what happens if you try to do that without the feat. Further notes are such things such as GM choices or other debated things. Further notes might be blank or it might be omitted entirely. Interaction between deeper darkness and glitter dust is still being debated. All feats are...Goth Guru2022-11-17T20:48:52ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Random GM Excuse TableGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs435s4?Random-GM-Excuse-Table#322022-10-24T10:27:31Z2022-10-24T04:43:29Z<p>82:Nothing in the core books says deeper darkness blocks glitterdust so it's open to GM interpretation.</p>82:Nothing in the core books says deeper darkness blocks glitterdust so it's open to GM interpretation.Goth Guru2022-10-24T04:43:29ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Magic Beans!!Goth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tj6n&page=7?Magic-Beans#3052022-10-25T03:16:41Z2022-10-15T21:08:34Z<p>429:A black 10 ft radius hole appears where planted. All dead spirits in the area come out of it as ghosts. 2D4 random ghosts come bursting out immediately. Free spirits retain their class levels. This hole lasts till somehow closed. The living can now visit the land of the dead.</p>429:A black 10 ft radius hole appears where planted. All dead spirits in the area come out of it as ghosts. 2D4 random ghosts come bursting out immediately. Free spirits retain their class levels. This hole lasts till somehow closed. The living can now visit the land of the dead.Goth Guru2022-10-15T21:08:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Wreck a Movie Title by Changing One Letter!Goth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2umqp&page=14?Wreck-a-Movie-Title-by-Changing-One-Letter#6692022-09-22T18:28:20Z2022-09-22T06:50:13Z<p>Mouse of Dracula
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Mouse of Frankenstein
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Mouse of Horrors
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Mouse of Wax
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(Basically Disney is getting desperate for content for it's channel)</p>Mouse of Dracula
Mouse of Frankenstein
Mouse of Horrors
Mouse of Wax
(Basically Disney is getting desperate for content for it's channel)Goth Guru2022-09-22T06:50:13ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 100 Minor PowersGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lv3d&page=2?100-Minor-Powers#852023-03-05T05:01:05Z2022-09-20T02:26:44Z<p>160:Hibernation. A deathlike state that slows the heartbeat so much it's DC25 to detect, and breath so slowed they can survive a vacuum for an hour. They can stay in this state for months and lose about 5 lbs per month of fat.</p>160:Hibernation. A deathlike state that slows the heartbeat so much it's DC25 to detect, and breath so slowed they can survive a vacuum for an hour. They can stay in this state for months and lose about 5 lbs per month of fat.Goth Guru2022-09-20T02:26:44ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 1001 Inconsequential Flora & FaunaGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ti5x&page=11?1001-Inconsequential-Flora-Fauna#5212023-03-25T05:37:47Z2022-09-18T20:14:15Z<p><b>507.Timeflies</b>
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Before they fill with liquid, Timecups attract Timeflies. These big(for insects) black flies pollinate the Timecups and bite causing aging at the site(1D6 damage). White Timeflies are the same bugs traveling backwards through time. Bone white, there bite causes a small area to become younger(one point subdual). An entire swarm of white timeflies is necessary to make one mortal a year younger.</p>507.Timeflies
Before they fill with liquid, Timecups attract Timeflies. These big(for insects) black flies pollinate the Timecups and bite causing aging at the site(1D6 damage). White Timeflies are the same bugs traveling backwards through time. Bone white, there bite causes a small area to become younger(one point subdual). An entire swarm of white timeflies is necessary to make one mortal a year younger.Goth Guru2022-09-18T20:14:15ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 100 Minor PowersGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lv3d&page=2?100-Minor-Powers#822023-03-05T04:57:45Z2022-09-04T22:55:13Z<p>155:You can produce fire and frost, only at the same time, resulting in room temperature steam.
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156: Your earth and and air powers result in non magical dust.</p>155:You can produce fire and frost, only at the same time, resulting in room temperature steam.
156: Your earth and and air powers result in non magical dust.Goth Guru2022-09-04T22:55:13ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Rule of Cool Homebrew/House Rules?Goth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43kan&page=2?Rule-of-Cool-HomebrewHouse-Rules#712022-09-06T05:56:17Z2022-09-04T21:42:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Lathiira wrote:</div><blockquote> For my contribution: I gave out free traits to characters in a game every 4 levels. Made a list to let them pick what they got based on how they behaved and what made sense. This reflected how they developed beyond level gains. Bonus traits ignored the one per category rule. </blockquote><p>Good, because the one per category rule is bunk. More important is not having powers that clash. Like fire and ice or charm and magic resistance.
<p>My new rule of cool is you can automatically scry on an empty room or space. The moment something that can save enters the space, you check their save. Sudden loss of scrying picture indicates regular patrols.</p>Lathiira wrote:For my contribution: I gave out free traits to characters in a game every 4 levels. Made a list to let them pick what they got based on how they behaved and what made sense. This reflected how they developed beyond level gains. Bonus traits ignored the one per category rule.
Good, because the one per category rule is bunk. More important is not having powers that clash. Like fire and ice or charm and magic resistance. My new rule of cool is you can automatically scry on an...Goth Guru2022-09-04T21:42:15ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 1001 Inconsequential Flora & FaunaGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ti5x&page=11?1001-Inconsequential-Flora-Fauna#5192023-03-25T05:37:50Z2022-09-04T05:57:30Z<p><b>505.Timecups</b> are big(for flowers) six petaled blooms with a liquid in the middle. You can scry on any time or space as if it was a crystal ball. If you drink any of the liquid, you plane shift to where it was depicted. There are transparent seeds in the liquid that are not harmed by passing through the digestive system. On the material plane they are often found growing out of or near a cesspit. Animals sometimes use them to skip over winter and or hunting season. </p>
<p>Notes on scrying: The Core Rulebook doesn't say you cannot scry an empty space, and spring flowers don't get will saves, usually, but anything that enters the area will get a will save.</p>505.Timecups are big(for flowers) six petaled blooms with a liquid in the middle. You can scry on any time or space as if it was a crystal ball. If you drink any of the liquid, you plane shift to where it was depicted. There are transparent seeds in the liquid that are not harmed by passing through the digestive system. On the material plane they are often found growing out of or near a cesspit. Animals sometimes use them to skip over winter and or hunting season.
Notes on scrying: The Core...Goth Guru2022-09-04T05:57:30ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 1001 Inconsequential Flora & FaunaGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ti5x&page=11?1001-Inconsequential-Flora-Fauna#5172022-08-29T03:24:14Z2022-08-28T23:12:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">VoodistMonk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> 482. Photovoltaic Cactus: </p>
<p>These carnivorous cacti appear as large flowers growing directly on the ground. They usually have three to seven sticky purple petals, always an odd number, each about the size of dinner plate. Unlike most other cacti, this species has no visible spines or thorns above ground. Its areoles form on its vast spreading roots, so its spines grow underground. </p>
<p>Photovoltaic Cacti's dark petals use an evolved form of photosynthesis to produce electricity through a combination of photochemistry and electrochemistry. This electricity is stored in a bulbous pod at the top of a fuzzy stalk protruding from the center of the flower, and creates a field of static to stun/kill flying insects in close proximity. The falling insects either get caught in the sticky hairs covering the stalk, or land on the sticky petals below... either way, the stuck insects are dissolved and their nutrients absorbed. </p>
<p>The Photovoltaic Cactus is also capable of discharging most of its stored electricity in a single, spectacular burst... which it uses to kill burrowing critters that get caught in the thorny labyrinth of its roots. The spines are formed from tightly rolled leaves, and are hollow in the center... capable of both delivering enzymes to break down its prey, and syphoning the nutrients back into the plant. </blockquote><p>This is a natural Tesla coil. Some technology will recharge if placed just out of range of the stun field.VoodistMonk wrote:482. Photovoltaic Cactus:
These carnivorous cacti appear as large flowers growing directly on the ground. They usually have three to seven sticky purple petals, always an odd number, each about the size of dinner plate. Unlike most other cacti, this species has no visible spines or thorns above ground. Its areoles form on its vast spreading roots, so its spines grow underground.
Photovoltaic Cacti's dark petals use an evolved form of photosynthesis to produce electricity...Goth Guru2022-08-28T23:12:30ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Magic Beans!!Goth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tj6n&page=6?Magic-Beans#2912022-08-31T07:28:18Z2022-08-22T04:24:59Z<p>410.Even though its structured identical to a stalactite, it is, by definition, a stalagmite. It is not anchored tight to a ceiling of any kind. If the ceiling is close enough, it might reach it.</p>410.Even though its structured identical to a stalactite, it is, by definition, a stalagmite. It is not anchored tight to a ceiling of any kind. If the ceiling is close enough, it might reach it.Goth Guru2022-08-22T04:24:59ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 1001 Inconsequential Flora & FaunaGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ti5x&page=11?1001-Inconsequential-Flora-Fauna#5142023-03-25T05:25:32Z2022-08-18T08:38:22Z<p><b>494. Entropic Conifer</b>
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This tree is the source of Entropic resin. It can be identified by it's dark bark, often twisted and menacing appearance, and wounds caused by supernatural beasts such as hell hounds and undead animals.</p>
<p>Fresh resin is bitter, not sweet, and gives a creature that consumes it an extra damage die to it's main attack. If allowed to harden, it can be used as an additional material component for evocation and necromancy spells, adding a point or dice of damage as if the caster was of a higher level. In it's pure form, it is opaque and black. There is often Entropic amber in the surrounding area, which is usually translucent, and may contain inclusions.</p>
<p>Ecology. It grows best in ancient battlefields, but some druidic cults will sacrifice their enemies to these trees.</p>494. Entropic Conifer
This tree is the source of Entropic resin. It can be identified by it's dark bark, often twisted and menacing appearance, and wounds caused by supernatural beasts such as hell hounds and undead animals.
Fresh resin is bitter, not sweet, and gives a creature that consumes it an extra damage die to it's main attack. If allowed to harden, it can be used as an additional material component for evocation and necromancy spells, adding a point or dice of damage as if the...Goth Guru2022-08-18T08:38:22ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Ultimate Consolidated Skills — An alternative to the consolidated skill optional rulesGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43mqf?Ultimate-Consolidated-Skills-An-alternative#132022-08-10T09:39:13Z2022-08-07T23:39:11Z<p>You lost me when you stuffed disable device into trickery. Sure some locks and traps are self aware, but it's better to have an engineering or mechanics skill that covers disarming, arming, unlocking, locking, repairing, creating, and such. This allows for a smoother integration with spacefinder, advanced guns, and androids.</p>You lost me when you stuffed disable device into trickery. Sure some locks and traps are self aware, but it's better to have an engineering or mechanics skill that covers disarming, arming, unlocking, locking, repairing, creating, and such. This allows for a smoother integration with spacefinder, advanced guns, and androids.Goth Guru2022-08-07T23:39:11ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Random GM Excuse TableGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs435s4?Random-GM-Excuse-Table#312022-10-24T10:27:25Z2022-07-23T01:40:23Z<p>81:No Tyler, you cannot turn this campaign into a porn flick. Go GM your own game.</p>81:No Tyler, you cannot turn this campaign into a porn flick. Go GM your own game.Goth Guru2022-07-23T01:40:23ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: Things Found Under a RockGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43hn1?Things-Found-Under-a-Rock#482022-07-08T16:02:36Z2022-07-08T10:53:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">VoodistMonk wrote:</div><blockquote> 123. A silver mirror. The mirror is unblemished, perfectly clean, and both unbreakable as well as unmovable. If the rock is not replaced within 1 hour, it [that exact rock] reappears covering the mirror. Only direct divine intervention can cease or otherwise interrupt this occurrence. There is no history as to why, no Knowledge check, regardless of how high the result may be, uncovers any more information than what you see with your own two eyes before you. </blockquote><p>If anyone or thing is forced to answer, they just send visions of a black door.VoodistMonk wrote:123. A silver mirror. The mirror is unblemished, perfectly clean, and both unbreakable as well as unmovable. If the rock is not replaced within 1 hour, it [that exact rock] reappears covering the mirror. Only direct divine intervention can cease or otherwise interrupt this occurrence. There is no history as to why, no Knowledge check, regardless of how high the result may be, uncovers any more information than what you see with your own two eyes before you.
If anyone or...Goth Guru2022-07-08T10:53:38ZRe: Forums: Homebrew: Cosmic ClutterGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43avm?Cosmic-Clutter#392022-08-03T14:27:09Z2022-07-03T21:54:07Z<p>73: Rubik's hypercube: An 8 sided plastic cube. 2 sides are hidden in another dimension. By turning it, you can reveal the hidden sides and hide 2 other sides. Hours of fun for super intelligent creatures. Endless frustration for most humanoids.</p>73: Rubik's hypercube: An 8 sided plastic cube. 2 sides are hidden in another dimension. By turning it, you can reveal the hidden sides and hide 2 other sides. Hours of fun for super intelligent creatures. Endless frustration for most humanoids.Goth Guru2022-07-03T21:54:07ZRe: Forums: Homebrew: Into the SimulationGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43lwv?Into-the-Simulation#42022-08-03T14:15:37Z2022-06-28T04:48:12Z<p>Hack from within a computer. Note that hacking yourself could be the new self help.</p>Hack from within a computer. Note that hacking yourself could be the new self help.Goth Guru2022-06-28T04:48:12ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 1001 Inconsequential Flora & FaunaGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ti5x&page=10?1001-Inconsequential-Flora-Fauna#5002022-08-29T17:38:17Z2022-06-23T19:44:16Z<p>Hexabruck could be a fighting style. Like judo which uses an opponent's attack against them.</p>Hexabruck could be a fighting style. Like judo which uses an opponent's attack against them.Goth Guru2022-06-23T19:44:16ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Random GM Excuse TableGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs435s4?Random-GM-Excuse-Table#302022-10-24T10:27:19Z2022-06-21T08:34:00Z<p>80: You wake up in Maretine Bay while your radio plays "Everything you know is wrong!" by Cheese Sandwich.</p>80: You wake up in Maretine Bay while your radio plays "Everything you know is wrong!" by Cheese Sandwich.Goth Guru2022-06-21T08:34:00ZRe: Forums: Homebrew and House Rules: 1001 Inconsequential Flora & FaunaGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ti5x&page=10?1001-Inconsequential-Flora-Fauna#4772022-06-02T21:54:35Z2022-06-02T06:41:52Z<p>Actually, with both sides using ambassador mints, bills would get passed and treaties signed much quicker. Unfortunately, Goblinoids cannot stand the taste.</p>Actually, with both sides using ambassador mints, bills would get passed and treaties signed much quicker. Unfortunately, Goblinoids cannot stand the taste.Goth Guru2022-06-02T06:41:52ZRe: Forums: Homebrew: Cosmic ClutterGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43avm?Cosmic-Clutter#352022-05-21T15:10:11Z2022-05-20T03:32:10Z<p>69:A twisted, melted looking, hoop of metal. The DC to recognise this as an elf gate is +4 more difficult. Elf gates are individual rings in a portal network.</p>69:A twisted, melted looking, hoop of metal. The DC to recognise this as an elf gate is +4 more difficult. Elf gates are individual rings in a portal network.Goth Guru2022-05-20T03:32:10ZRe: Forums: Homebrew: Cosmic ClutterGoth Guruhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43avm?Cosmic-Clutter#332022-05-15T20:22:13Z2022-05-15T09:25:48Z<p>64: is potato.
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65: Goat wearing a space suit.
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66: Duck wearing a sailor's uniform. No pants. Otherwise ordinary duck.</p>64: is potato.
65: Goat wearing a space suit.
66: Duck wearing a sailor's uniform. No pants. Otherwise ordinary duck.Goth Guru2022-05-15T09:25:48Z