paizo.com Recent Posts by Giorgio A. Tsoukalospaizo.com Recent Posts by Giorgio A. Tsoukalos2012-01-09T01:26:37Z2012-01-09T01:26:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep Space FaWtLGiorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tp43&page=7?Deep-Space-FaWtL#3132019-02-28T14:06:26Z2019-02-27T00:52:06Z<p>Aliens, you say?</p>Aliens, you say?Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-02-27T00:52:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLGiorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3838?Deep-6-FaWtL#1918652018-05-17T01:24:48Z2018-05-16T20:17:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">NobodysHome wrote:</div><blockquote><p> So I've got to admit, Impus Major has a future in screenwriting.</p>
<p>Remember that project where he was supposed to write about me and he never once talked to me about it or showed it to me before turning it in?</p>
<p>Well, I finally got to see it, and it was an impressive bit of work: He'd made a list of events that had happened in my life, then got the chronology wrong, made up entire scenes around particular events, and really did a magnificent job of making a Hollywood-esque "based on a true story" description of my life.</p>
<p>It was sappy and terrible, and made me sound like a blubbering buffoon, but it was <i>hilariously</i> bad in its inaccuracies.</p>
<p>I liked it.
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</blockquote><p>Maybe a writing internship on <i>Drunk History</i>?NobodysHome wrote:So I've got to admit, Impus Major has a future in screenwriting.
Remember that project where he was supposed to write about me and he never once talked to me about it or showed it to me before turning it in?
Well, I finally got to see it, and it was an impressive bit of work: He'd made a list of events that had happened in my life, then got the chronology wrong, made up entire scenes around particular events, and really did a magnificent job of making a Hollywood-esque...Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-05-16T20:17:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Clinton vs. Trump Debates Talkback!Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tx5p&page=22?The-Clinton-vs-Trump-Debates-Talkback#10722016-10-20T02:42:18Z2016-10-20T02:42:18Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dragoncat wrote:</div><blockquote>Trump. Keep digging that hole, and you'll eventually break the Earth's crust. </blockquote>Tell me that toupee didn't come FROM BENEATH THE SURFACE! </blockquote><p>The toupee was bespoke knitted by the cockroaches from <i>Damnation Alley</i>.BigNorseWolf wrote:Dragoncat wrote:Trump. Keep digging that hole, and you'll eventually break the Earth's crust.
Tell me that toupee didn't come FROM BENEATH THE SURFACE! The toupee was bespoke knitted by the cockroaches from Damnation Alley.Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-10-20T02:42:18ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLGiorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2924?Deep-6-FaWtL#1461662016-09-06T11:48:53Z2016-09-03T22:59:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Limeylongears wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote> <span class=messageboard-ooc>begins erecting Easter Island style heads in his own likeness around FaWtL.</span> </blockquote><p><i>•Portentous Super Serious Documentary Voice"</i>
<p><b>"Look at these stupendous objects, far advanced from the primitive technology the FaWlTies of 2016 could muster. Who do they represent? What were they for? Who could have built them - could they have come...
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<span class=messageboard-bigger><i>FROM BEYOND?!"</i></span></b> </blockquote><p><a href="https://i.imgflip.com/1a01bv.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">FaWtLies</a>Limeylongears wrote:captain yesterday wrote: begins erecting Easter Island style heads in his own likeness around FaWtL.
*Portentous Super Serious Documentary Voice" "Look at these stupendous objects, far advanced from the primitive technology the FaWlTies of 2016 could muster. Who do they represent? What were they for? Who could have built them - could they have come...
FROM BEYOND?!" FaWtLiesGiorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-09-03T22:59:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLGiorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2643?Deep-6-FaWtL#1321402015-12-11T12:37:24Z2015-12-11T02:31:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">David M Mallon wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Job site was burglarized last night, but there were some anomalies:</p>
<p>1. The only things stolen were a stack of pallets and the key to one of the excavators.</p>
<p>2. Every single deadbolt lock on every single storage unit was hideously mangled (to the point where most of the locks had to be cut out of the doors before being replaced), but they'd taken the time to carefully close all the doors.</p>
<p>3. A number of the stainless steel cylinder locking tabs on the deadbolts were twisted like corkscrews, something that a) I couldn't accomplish with a pair of pliers, a pry bar, and a vise, and b) could only have been done from the <i>inside</i> of each of the locked units.</p>
<p>We may be dealing with an alien entity of some kind. </blockquote><p>{<i>smiles enigmatically</i>}David M Mallon wrote:Job site was burglarized last night, but there were some anomalies:
1. The only things stolen were a stack of pallets and the key to one of the excavators.
2. Every single deadbolt lock on every single storage unit was hideously mangled (to the point where most of the locks had to be cut out of the doors before being replaced), but they'd taken the time to carefully close all the doors.
3. A number of the stainless steel cylinder locking tabs on the deadbolts were...Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-12-11T02:31:19ZRe: Forums/Lost Omens Campaign Setting: General Discussion: Ancient Arodens: Was Aroden an Anunnaki?Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t4rx?Ancient-Arodens-Was-Aroden-an-Anunnaki#222018-09-21T18:20:40Z2015-11-20T00:31:38Z<p><a href="https://imgflip.com/i/uf9tw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">{<i>whistles innocently</i>}</a></p>{whistles innocently}Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-11-20T00:31:38ZRe: Forums/RPG Superstar™: General Discussion: So far I've seen....Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rt78&page=72?So-far-Ive-seen#35912015-01-04T02:16:26Z2015-01-04T00:02:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Steve Clarkson wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">mamaursula wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
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<p>That's not actually how the algorithm works, if I understand it correctly. It simply matches every item with every other item until all possible combinations are achieved and we unlock the "Get a Life!" badge. </blockquote>(quietly rolls d20 to disbelieve the algorithm) </blockquote><p>{<i>misinformation</i>:} Al Gorerhythm invented SuperStar.Steve Clarkson wrote:mamaursula wrote:That's not actually how the algorithm works, if I understand it correctly. It simply matches every item with every other item until all possible combinations are achieved and we unlock the "Get a Life!" badge.
(quietly rolls d20 to disbelieve the algorithm) {misinformation:} Al Gorerhythm invented SuperStar.Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-01-04T00:02:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: its aliens...Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rbg6?its-aliens#82014-07-29T12:54:32Z2014-07-29T12:51:06Z<p>{<i>glares at 'Dingo</i>} HEY! This my schtick!</p>{glares at 'Dingo} HEY! This my schtick!Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-07-29T12:51:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Help! I'm trapped on Castrovel and I want to go home!Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qq3a&page=2?Help-Im-trapped-on-Castrovel-and-I-want-to-go#602014-03-02T22:12:53Z2014-03-02T22:12:53Z<p>{<i>knocks gently on SOM's imaginary hotel room door</i>} Housekeeping. You need towels, soap? Top off the mini-bar? If you let me in, I'll change the sheets and make up the bed.</p>
<p>{<i>hearing no answer, leaves morning copy of The Slaad Street Journal and moves on to the next room</i>}</p>{knocks gently on SOM's imaginary hotel room door} Housekeeping. You need towels, soap? Top off the mini-bar? If you let me in, I'll change the sheets and make up the bed.
{hearing no answer, leaves morning copy of The Slaad Street Journal and moves on to the next room}Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2014-03-02T22:12:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Robot Killing Machines (or Humans are dumb.)Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2opqs?Robot-Killing-Machines#102013-07-29T13:04:18Z2012-08-22T02:01:55Z<p>I believe the core of the problem seems to be the mistaken believe that the History Channel is factually informative. While it might have been at one time, the noise to signal ratio is so high these days it generally isn't worth the effort to glean the individual grains of data from the chaff of teh stupid.</p>
<p>We'll all be dead from the water shortages and food wars before we perfect our own robotic doom. And then it'll just be the Earth and her favorite child, Plastic.</p>
<p>Also, Aliens.</p>I believe the core of the problem seems to be the mistaken believe that the History Channel is factually informative. While it might have been at one time, the noise to signal ratio is so high these days it generally isn't worth the effort to glean the individual grains of data from the chaff of teh stupid.
We'll all be dead from the water shortages and food wars before we perfect our own robotic doom. And then it'll just be the Earth and her favorite child, Plastic.
Also, Aliens.Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-08-22T02:01:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=19?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#9312012-07-31T22:06:20Z2012-07-31T22:06:20Z<p>On Top of Spaghetti All Covered in Cheese</p>On Top of Spaghetti All Covered in CheeseGiorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-07-31T22:06:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=109?BANNED#54042012-07-31T22:00:13Z2012-07-31T22:00:13Z<p>Hoover and DJ-Bogie are banned for being incorrect about Tirq's coif. <b>I</b> am the one with perfect hair. </p>
<p>Also, because Aliens.</p>Hoover and DJ-Bogie are banned for being incorrect about Tirq's coif. I am the one with perfect hair.
Also, because Aliens.Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-07-31T22:00:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Our music video with Gamer/Actress Jen Page, along with insulting reviews from fellow Paizonians!Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ojgo?Our-music-video-with-GamerActress-Jen-Page#362013-07-29T13:04:25Z2012-07-28T16:27:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Giorgio Tsoukalos wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I'm not saying it was aliens ...</p>
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</blockquote><p>AUUUUUUUGH! An alien Röneaganger of me!Giorgio Tsoukalos wrote:I'm not saying it was aliens ...
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AUUUUUUUGH! An alien Röneaganger of me!Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-07-28T16:27:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=17?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#8452012-07-23T17:37:17Z2012-07-23T17:37:17Z<p>Cousin?</p>Cousin?Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-07-23T17:37:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=13?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#6292012-07-11T04:08:36Z2012-07-11T04:08:36Z<p>Vidal Sassoon's Greatest Disappointment</p>Vidal Sassoon's Greatest DisappointmentGiorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-07-11T04:08:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=95?BANNED#47462012-06-21T23:34:42Z2012-06-21T23:34:42Z<p>SdF is banned for not helping me set up the giant balance. How are we to try Charles Scholz (beware his disco hex!) as a witch unless we can determine he weighs the same as a duck?</p>SdF is banned for not helping me set up the giant balance. How are we to try Charles Scholz (beware his disco hex!) as a witch unless we can determine he weighs the same as a duck?Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-06-21T23:34:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Overheard at the Paizo officeGiorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mjiz&page=18?Overheard-at-the-Paizo-office#8842013-07-29T13:01:26Z2012-01-19T21:07:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Studpuffin wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •peels off wrapper•</p>
<p>Why do these cupcakes have corn in them? </blockquote><p>Aliens.Studpuffin wrote:*peels off wrapper*
Why do these cupcakes have corn in them?
Aliens.Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-01-19T21:07:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: My Paladin just scolded a bad guy. What alignment am I?Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nh2k?My-Paladin-just-scolded-a-bad-guy-What#262012-01-19T21:07:01Z2012-01-19T21:07:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Studpuffin wrote:</div><blockquote> I farted in the swimming pool. What alignment am I? </blockquote><p>Well, minus the gas, you'd now be Neutrally Buoyant?Studpuffin wrote:I farted in the swimming pool. What alignment am I?
Well, minus the gas, you'd now be Neutrally Buoyant?Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-01-19T21:07:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Suddenly decided to Rule the USA from abroad...Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nf1f?Suddenly-decided-to-Rule-the-USA-from-abroad#42013-07-29T13:04:50Z2012-01-09T01:36:03Z<p>{<i>waves hand desperately</i>} Ooo, ooo, pick me, pick me.</p>
<p><a href="http://i.imgur.com/u0uum.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I'll be your PotUS Puppet</a>!</p>{waves hand desperately} Ooo, ooo, pick me, pick me.
I'll be your PotUS Puppet!Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-01-09T01:36:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=65?BANNED#32442013-07-29T13:05:01Z2012-01-09T01:28:35Z<p>zylphrx is banned for... being an <a href="http://i.imgur.com/RqlA7.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">ancient alien</a>.</p>zylphrx is banned for... being an ancient alien.Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2012-01-09T01:28:35Z