Gellion Vazarro

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Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

“You’re not going to make me climb AGAIN?! I’m afraid of heights!” Gellion grumbles the whole way up. He grunts. He moans. He screams a couple times as his foot slips. “And you’re making me do it while carrying all your stupid STUFF!”

No roll required. If I get there, he somehow gets there too ‘cause he’s a Porter vanity!


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Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

Technically, as a Porter I can’t make any saves...

Hypothetical Will Save, if I could make one: 1d20 + 0 ⇒ (1) + 0 = 1

Ha! Even if I could make saves, I can’t make saves!

Gellion perks up. “Why didn’t you tell me I was carrying feathers?” He runs around the jungle, jauntily jogging up the path. “They’re so light! They’re so airy! They’re so —“ He breaks off, then sneezes. “A-a-a-achoo!” And then he sneezes again and again.

“Do you dink I’b god a feader allergy?” he asks, with a nose that is completely runny. “A-a-a-achoo!”


Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

Hypothesize me? Are you trying to blind me with science?


Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

“Are we there yet? We’ve been marching forever and I’m carrying too much!’ Gellion grumps as he shoulders the pack full of Catorze and Aglynn’s stuff. Then he looks up at the trees. “No way am I going up there! You’ll get me up there and push me off, just like last time!”


Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

Gellion looks down at the little plant. “Seeds?!”


Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

“Wait! Where are you going? Come back here, you’re supposed to protect me!” Gellion wails. “I’m not just carrying your stuff anymore! I’m weighed down by the dwarf’s heavy crafting gear!”


Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

Sure, but he’ll be grumbing the whole time!


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Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

“Carry more people’’s stuff!? But I’m so weighed down already!”


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Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

“What?! Don’t I have enough to carry here?” Gellion asks, hauling Catorze’s backpack for her. He makes a show of being bowed down by the weight. “You wouldn’t believe all the stuff she crams in here! I think catfolk are hoarders, attracted to anything shiny!’

Seriously, Soddy weighs what... 40 pounds? Gellion is able to carry 100 as a Porter, and he’s only got about 20 pounds from Catorze’s gear.


Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

Gellion blushes quite red when Lovissa talks to him. Blinking furiously, he says quickly, “You’re right. I wouldn’t be able to handle you at all.”

“Um, I’m here as her porter, and right now I’m not having to carry anything, so... Oh! I need to go check the LUGGAGE!” Using the luggage excuse, Gellion swiftly disappears belowdecks, away from these terrifying women.


Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity
Gellion wrote:

Gellion looks down, trembling. “You wouldn’t push me off! You promised Majara that you’d get me to safety!” Then he looks at Catorze’s narrowed eyes and climbs for everything he’s worth.

[dice=Climb]1d20+1

“Hey, I made it!” He sits for a minute in the Crow’s Nest, excited that he made it. “Wait. How do I get down?” He looks over to Catorze, who is grinning at him. “Oh nuts. Back the way we came?” Tremblingly, he begins to climb down, reaches his foot...

[dice=Climb]1d20+1

...for a foothold that’s not there, and starts to fall.

“AAAAAAAaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeee!” he shouts, cartwheeling into space.

Technically as a porter I can't do skill checks. But that made for some irresistible pregame RP.


Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

Gellion abruptly hides his face as once again Catorze tries to set him up on a blind date. “Why couldn’t she just have let me crash to the deck?”


Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

“....eeeee?” Gellion says, after he lands slowly and softly right in front of some perplexed looking ladies and a talking plant. “Er. I’m Gellion.”

He’s got wild hair and pale skin and bits alchemical goo stuck to him everywhere.

“Um. I hope you don’t mind me dropping in.”


Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

Gellion looks down, trembling. “You wouldn’t push me off! You promised Majara that you’d get me to safety!” Then he looks at Catorze’s narrowed eyes and climbs for everything he’s worth.

Climb: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 1 = 11

“Hey, I made it!” He sits for a minute in the Crow’s Nest, excited that he made it. “Wait. How do I get down?” He looks over to Catorze, who is grinning at him. “Oh nuts. Back the way we came?” Tremblingly, he begins to climb down, reaches his foot...

Climb: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 = 2

...for a foothold that’s not there, and starts to fall.

“AAAAAAAaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeee!” he shouts, cartwheeling into space.


Gellion Vazarro, human male Porter Vanity

“Gah!” Gellion says, going green just looking at her. “Stop doing that! You’re going to fall!”