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8 posts. Alias of Dorje Sylas.


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Finally the death of the wordiest word site and a systamtic stealer of good goblins thoughts. I approve. They should stay down, permently, and be burned while they're down.

But a question to the lepurcan, I am in the middle an existential quandary.

How do I write without writing?


HELP! My players are recruiting a horde of over 9,000! How long will they have to wait between raids on villages to insure the human smiths have tossed out enough scrap so they can get more slicers? Or better, maybe actually take the finished human weapons.


All the above posts prove that we goblins are correct about the thought stealing nature of words. You are all mental damaged and only my faith in the power of Gargling is saving me temporarily from permanent intelligence drain. The longer this goes on the dumber we will all become!


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This is why written words are evil and should be expunged in fire.


Gall picks Seeker's pocket for his "smart" phone to see what all this App noise is about.

Blasphemy! Heretical! They contain words. Tries to set the phone on fire with no luck.

Although some don't have many... If they got rid of all the words and just had pretty pictures a goblin could use this safely without fear of corruption. I would like this frowning bird one, if it didn't have words. Gall demands Purple Golem people rebuild App using only pictures, I may burn you less then you will already burn.

Here you can have non-burning blasphemy back. I'll just have to burn you later when I can get dragon fire or something hotter to melt it.


Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:
"See, now there is goblin with motivation. Say you don't want a job do ya?"

My mindless charred husk shall hunt you through all the realms of the abyss for that, demon! And immolate all those who bend knee to your depravations of writing! I... I...

*Passes out from word loss.*


KnightErrantJR wrote:
Vic Wertz wrote:
Gall, Inquisitor of Gargling wrote:
This book is heretical and must be burned! This discussion is heretical and must be burned! All who participate, read, or hear mention of either of these are heretics and must be burned! All those related to heretics are heretics and must be burned! The spider familiar that crawled through here is heretical and must burn! The spider's master, the wizard A-Number-to-large-to-recite-in-a-goblin-lifetime, must burn! All of the wizard's servants, past and future, must be burned! All who have seen the wizard's works must burn! I will burn once I have burned all of these!
Are you aware you're using writing?
I think he's dictating this to an underling . . . ;)

I will sacrifice my thoughts and words for this! Your japes will only incur extra buring!


This book is heretical and must be burned! This discussion is heretical and must be burned! All who participate, read, or hear mention of either of these are heretics and must be burned! All those related to heretics are heretics and must be burned! The spider familiar that crawled through here is heretical and must burn! The spider's master, the wizard A-Number-to-large-to-recite-in-a-goblin-lifetime, must burn! All of the wizard's servants, past and future, must be burned! All who have seen the wizard's works must burn! I will burn once I have burned all of these!