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Drejk wrote:

Fantasy Monster: Tooth Gremlin.

I am spawning too many gremlins...

I know each of those words, but that sentence has no meaning for me...


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Freehold DM wrote:
WHY IS THERE NO SNOW AT MY HOUSE?!?

*tries to hide the massive fans blowing all snow away*

...
Random atmospheric conditions?


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Monkey Santa wrote:
Drejk wrote:

Now I misread my own words as "Monkey Jack".

Lets hope that Monkey Santa doesn't go into cheese-making business...

No, no. I don't fling CURDS...

At least not before they have been...processed...


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quibblemuch wrote:
Welp, Old Monkey Santa dropped the ball for another year...

At least he didn't literally drop a ball. Depending on size and weight, those things can do damage...


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Merry Christmas Rysky!


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Reviving a tradition:

*a large group of pugwampis gather dressed in yuletide gear (like burglary equipment for descending chimneys, bags for stealing presents, lockpicks, dead batteries to replace charged ones...you know, the usual)*

♪♫ We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
We wish you a Merry Christmas,
And a Happy New Year! ♪♫

♪♫ Glad tidings we bring,
As we break all your things,
Glad tidings for Christmas,
And a funny New Year! ♪♫

♪♫ Please bring us all your candy,
Please bring us all your candy,
Please bring us all your candy,
Or we'll burn something down! ♪♫

♪♫ Trees burn really easy,
Trees burn really easy,
Yes, trees burn really easy,
So feed us right now! ♪♫


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Today I dealt with the worst part of having pets. I had to have my cat Pepi put to sleep. She was old (at least 17), wasting away, and losing strength so it was necessary, but it still hurts.


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Limeylongears wrote:
Well, we got engaged earlier in the month, and are to be married in February '24.

Congratulations! WHOOT!


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Nutbunnies. We failed. It rolled out without a hitch.


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*sneaks carefully back into the thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ September, I'll remember
A love once new has now grown old. ♪♫

*bows after completing a six month running gag/performance piece, takes off gear, and slinks back out of the thread to start coordinating the gremlins' efforts to derail the animist/exemplar playtest roll-out*


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*sneaks carefully back into the thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ August, die she must
The autumn winds blow chilly and cold.♪♫

...

"Autumn winds blow chilly and cold"? In August?

Obviously, Paul Simon wrote this song long before climate change was widely acknowledged.

*takes off gear and slinks back out of the thread*


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*sneaks carefully back into the thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ July, she will fly-y-y,
And give no warning to her flight.♪♫

*takes off gear and slinks back out of the thread*


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*sneaks carefully back into the thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ June, she'll change her tune,
In restless walks she'll prowl the night.♪♫

O.O

*sudden realization of the lyrics*

>.>

<.<

*attempts to flee the thread before being glomped by a night prowling succubus*


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
Just curious as to your opinion on Pathfinder Remastered. I see it as very similar to moving from 3rd to 3.5, but maybe that's just me. Your thoughts?

I agree with what you’re seeing, a super patch rather than an edition change. I’m hyped about a lot of though sad we’re losing some iconic monsters and alignment, but everyone else seems to be happy for the latter so I’ve come to terms with it.

I will miss rust monsters and otyughs though.

And Pugwampis, they I shall miss most of all.

Well I'll miss you too- wait, what?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! {begins to turn transparent}

Master Pugwampi wrote:
Excuse me, but pugwampis are not included in the SRD and as such can still be used by Paizo, thank you very much!!!

Oh, whew! {begins to turn opaque}

TriOmegaZero wrote:
I feel like I can still hear them, as if they were still with us.
Rysky wrote:

I know, I feel the same.

I can almost hear that little snicker when a trap went off.

Wumpums will always be with us in spite.

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! {begins to turn transparent again} Well fine, if I'm going to fade away, I'm first going to phase through the cabinet doors stoopid child-proof locks, I am not a child! and eat all of Mistress's cookies!

{runs headfirst into very solid cabinet door} *bonk!* Ow?

*sigh*

I guess I'll have to break out the bactine again...


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Rysky wrote:
Feros wrote:
Just curious as to your opinion on Pathfinder Remastered. I see it as very similar to moving from 3rd to 3.5, but maybe that's just me. Your thoughts?

I agree with what you’re seeing, a super patch rather than an edition change. I’m hyped about a lot of though sad we’re losing some iconic monsters and alignment, but everyone else seems to be happy for the latter so I’ve come to terms with it.

I will miss rust monsters and otyughs though.

And Pugwampis, they I shall miss most of all.

Excuse me, but pugwampis are not included in the SRD and as such can still be used by Paizo, thank you very much!!!


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Just curious as to your opinion on Pathfinder Remastered. I see it as very similar to moving from 3rd to 3.5, but maybe that's just me. Your thoughts?


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Zaister wrote:
Master Pugwampi wrote:
As pugwampis are not creations listed under the OGL, I an confident of our prime placement within the Monster Core book!

Pugwampis are in fact listed under the OGL, because Paizo placed them under that licence. What you mean is, and what is important here, is: they are not from the SRD.

It is easy to confuse OGL and SRD, but they are different things. The OGL is the licence that has allowed Paizo to use content from that SRD – the System Reference Document, which contains all the Open Game Content, the rules from D&D. Now that Paizo is moving away from using the OGL, they can no longer use SRD content. That is the reason that stuff such as certain creatures is now being phased out.

Yeah, Yeah, details. The point is, we're good!

...and without alignment, that's my story and I'm sticking to it!


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As pugwampis are not creations listed under the OGL, I an confident of our prime placement within the Monster Core book!


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*sneaks carefully back into the almost-completely-but-not-quite-abandoned thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ May...ay, she will stay,
Resting in my arms again. ♪♫

*slips out of the hippy gear and sneaks out of the almost-completely-but-not-quite-abandoned thread*


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Dang it. I am so out of practice.


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Hunt, the PugWumpus wrote:

{contingency triggers Xanxost's silver bungee cord of Astral yoinking} ...and that's why a possum screams at own-

{blinks in the bright light} Where the fudge am I?

Rysky wrote:
I wonder if hippies like caramel.

{spots Mistress} Um, hi? Please don't have Power Word: Caramelize memorized, oh please, oh please..

Welcome back Hunt!

...now let's just slowly edge to the door before Rysky glomps us.


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Lord Fyre wrote:
Rysky wrote:
I wonder if hippies like caramel.
That sounds vaguely threatening ...

Only if they happen to be pugwampis.


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*sneaks carefully into the abandoned thread*

*pulls out a tie-dyed poncho, puts on colored granny specs, and picks up a beat-up guitar*

♪♫ A...April, come she will,
When streams are ripe and
swelled with rain♪♫

*slips out of the hippy gear and sneaks out of the abandoned thread*


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Thomas Seitz wrote:

Feros,

I must have missed that part of the explanation. I do remember Q and other Q having a kid. But nothing that suggested that meant other Q could die.

It wasn't explicitly. It was suggested by the reason for the conflict and the resolution, but the scripts in Voyager were often lax in detail. (i.e. Why else would them having a kid bring back peace and balance to the Q after one of them dying?)

Sadly, a lot of these sort of ambiguous situations could have been cleared up with a single sentence of dialog. [sarcasm]But why have dialog when you can have space ships shooting at each other or people shooting at each other? That's why people watch science fiction, isn't it?[/sarcasm]


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Thomas Seitz wrote:
They did have a Q in Voyager. But I don't think the Continuum actually allowed it so much as they ignored Q's role in assisted suicide.

Actually, they didn't ignore it. They ended up in a civil war over it, finally settling on a "as long as you reproduce, you can die" policy. The whole idea was a revolution for the Q.

Sadly, this wasn't spelled out very well in the relevant Q episodes of Voyager and 2nd season of Picard addressed that—in a round about way. I enjoyed 2nd season, but there were some serious plot issues. I respect the opinion of those who didn't like it.

As for the last episode, this series is shaping up well. two strong episodes in a row.

Character reveals:
As many suspected, Crusher's son is Picard's as well. I wonder if they will let him live and thus continue the line or take the easy/so-called-realistic approach and kill him by series end. It will be interesting.

Oh, and Worf's introduction to the series may be the strongest character intro I've seen in a long time! :D


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Michael Sayre wrote:
Gisher wrote:
There are two different items called a Dragonscale Staff. One is a specific weapon and the other is a magical staff. Weird.
We've updated the stave to the dragonprism staff as part of our errata clarifications, available here.

This is what happens when you let Purepurin's enthusiasm run unchecked when organizing the details!


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So good to see you again! Welcome back!


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And different styles is what the OGL supported so well. We need different systems and different creators to maximize the players abilities to find their game.


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Tarik Blackhands wrote:
At least for me its not the language that's the issue, it's all organizational. Feats and spells being arranged alphabetically rather than by level, needing to flip between the various appendices to parse out conditions or focus spells, stuff along those lines. All a massive hassle if you're using a book or pdf and makes learning the system horrifically tedious.

Though both feats and spells were organized alphabetically in PF1 too (and in 3.x, iirc).

There's definitely something about the organization, but I'm not sure exactly what. The group I introduced to it had a lot of initial trouble navigating the process.

Indeed. Layout was poor.

The key to the trouble seems to be cross-referencing. Whenever 2e puts out a rules mechanic, they often have several specialized rules that use that mechanic. So when you read a rule, feat, or spell, they often reference something else in the book. This saves space and allows you to print more options, but it also means you have a spell or activity that is spread out over different places in the book.

It gets really bad when you start getting to tertiary rules, so the rule in front of you references another rule in a different book, that references yet another rule in the CRB.

From a game design standpoint, it's brilliant and flexible, resulting in a wonderfully modular system. From a gameplay perspective, it is a headache flipping to one page, to get an explanation that requires you to flip to another page or book, and on and on...

Whenever 3rd edition comes out, this is a problem that will need to be addressed.


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Yay to Paizo for taking this stand and helping to save the little guys. As many of the lawyers have pointed out, if the revoking was taken to court, WotC would almost certainly lose. But that means facing the legal machine of a megacorp. Almost none of the small players have the resources to fight a protracted legal battle, meaning Hasbro would win by default.

Paizo has given those small publishers a way out and are willing and able to defend themselves. That is worth celebrating.

HUZZAH!


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Kobold Catgirl wrote:

I'll be shocked when I see numbers, and my TTRPG experience is about as far from a "bubble" as you can find. I've been in this community back when it was mainly grognards and I was the one kid on the forums, but I've also been deeply immersed in the new gaming scene that's developed of late. If I see numbers, I'll eat my words.

What you describe is not how anyone I know has gotten in in the last ten years. The closest I've seen is players who got into it and tried GMing for the first time from podcasts, but that's not the kind of cold-read GMing you're talking about.

You young whippersnapper, you!

:)


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DungeonmasterCal wrote:
...Sorry for the surprise pity party, kids. But sometimes it's just got to come out.

Venting prevents explosion.

:)


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1d4+1 Vikings wrote:
Feros wrote:
Burned. Why waste the land?
Burn and lay waste to the land? Don’t mind if we do!
There are ways to be burned and not lay waste to land - ashes can help with specific cases of fertilizing too

Yep. I've requested that my ashes and bone pits be placed under a new oak tree.


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Burned. Why waste the land?


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Kobold Catgirl wrote:
Finally, a thread I can post in without it getting locked.

Always tempting fate, KC...

:)


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54 solar revolutions and still cruising! :)


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NECR0G1ANT wrote:
Art question: Who or what is the rakshasa talking to on page 182?

Look genie-kin to me, possibly shaitan.


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That's why it's best to bite the heads off first.


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captain yesterday wrote:
The brand of tools I personally dislike the most is Husqvarna.
Hey, they're not all bad. For example, they used to make decent sewing machines. And the chains on their saws will stay on for at least thirty seconds before falling off or breaking.

Having just recently helped take down a number of old trees with a Husqvarna, let me say that you sir are an optimist.


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Drejk wrote:

Fantasy NPC: Glit Flitwibble, Scholar of Gremlins.

Because gnomes.

Quite obviously a scholar of the highest caliber and far too above the other plebeians to be truly appreciated in her time.

Bravo! Keep up the good work!


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So happy you are safe, Amby.


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Kingmaker package received! (Fredericton, Canada)


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Monkey Santa wrote:
I've been having supply chain issues. By which I mean my brandy supply guy managed to escape the chain I had on his ankle. Now I've just got a basement full of distillery parts and banana mash. What am I supposed to do with that?! Blast it all, this is the worst thing to happen to anyone ever!

*unsuccessfully hides suspiciously large bolt cutters behind his back*

In a completely unrelated topic, self-preservation is an ongoing mission.


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captain yesterday wrote:
NobodysHome wrote:

(And for the record, our record is 9 people riding around in a VW Rabbit. 3 in front, 4 in back, and 2 in the trunk.)

We got 10 people into a Gremlin.

O.o

You fiend!!!!


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Selene Spires wrote:
I got the job! :)

Congratulations!!! Whoot!!!


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NobodysHome wrote:

Big Brother Moment:

Impus Minor: Hey, Dad! What's our Amazon Prime password?
NobodysHome: 123Password
IM: Thanks! (returns to his room)
NobodysHome's Phone: (bing!)

Text Message: Someone at your current IP address just signed in to your account! Do you recognize this activity?

Evil response: Dear God! Someone's in my house! Call the police!


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gran rey de los mono wrote:
Wrapped up book 3 of Carrion Crown tonight. Say goodbye to werewolves, and hello to Lovecraftian horrors.

How welcoming! The Lovecraftian horrors say hello to you, to!


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captain yesterday wrote:
I only answer to the owner of the company.

That is truly the only civilized way to work.


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Rysky wrote:
Poppet or Leshy?

Winner of that versus Gremlin?


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I know, right?

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