Ethel the Succubus's page

Freehold DM wrote:

Celestial Healer wrote:

I thought Friday would never come.

me too. Apparently I have to do that thing with my tongue Friday likes or it's nothing doing.

*Jabs Freehold with a knitting needle*

Filthy! You younguns and your dirty talk! In my day, husbands and wives never looked at each other. They just procreated through a hole in the wall!

You tell 'em sister!

Wheezes and pulls on a Chesterfield Unfiltered

Ethel the Succubus wrote:

KaeYotik wrote:

Eminem wrote:

Mentally ill from FAWTLYville!

Mah momma says yew f***ed her won tyme.

That was me sweetie. Sorry

inhales Pall Mall

Yew f***ed mah momma two? I dint no shee wuz buy.

I've got both parts, dearie. It's part of the whole seducer demon package.

wheezes, coughs

lights another cigarette

Eminem wrote:

Mentally ill from FAWTLYville!

Mah momma says yew f***ed her won tyme.

That was me sweetie. Sorry

inhales Pall Mall

Ethel the Succubus wrote:

Dill Dotee Baggins wrote:

Cornholio wrote:

I AM CORNHOLIO! You have TP for my bunghole?

Ah gots sumthin fer yer bunghole.

That's two levels for that, Sweet cheeks.

Inhales Pall mall

Ain't got no levels. Yew gotsta have class tah have levels.

Oh honey with a face like that I sure hope you have some experience tucked away somewhere. Otherwise God was really having an off day when you squirted out.

Cornholio wrote:

I AM CORNHOLIO! You have TP for my bunghole?

Ah gots sumthin fer yer bunghole.

That's two levels for that, Sweet cheeks.

Inhales Pall mall

Hey baby, wanna date?

Inhales

Exhales

*WHEEZE*

Ohh now I have a wettie.

*WHEEZE*

*inhale*

Hey, wanna lose a few levels the fun way?

*wheeeze*

*kaff koff*

Best of luck bubulas!

How bout a lap dance?

Hows about a flap dance?

strips naked and does the Charleston

*wheeze* *pant*

That was easier back in Prohibition days...

Order of the Hatchet, silly rogue lord ...

*wheeze*

Anyone got a spare unfiltered cigarette?

Tapping me counts on the Heavenly Ledger as a charitable act, dearie ..

Inhales on Pall Mall

*wheeze*

Ethel the Succubus wrote:

Hillary wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Your husband got votes from me twice. You still got a sweet job in the end, I think I've done enough for your family.

Damnit! Why do you always have to bring Bill into the picture! What? I'm not enough for you?

Back off cankles, he's all mine!

To hell with you Beeyotch! I saw him first! And, he actually voted for me - twice!

*Wheeze*

He voted for your husband, who also voted for Obama.

*Wheeze*

I also have a souvenir cigar from him, just like Monica..

*hack*

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Your husband got votes from me twice. You still got a sweet job in the end, I think I've done enough for your family.

Damnit! Why do you always have to bring Bill into the picture! What? I'm not enough for you?

Back off cankles, he's all mine!

Seriously, guys, don't help women stalk me. Life is already "interesting" enough as it is.

Appears in a puff of unfiltered Pall Mall smoke

Oh you sexy treant! I just wanna polish your wood!

*WHEEZE*

Anyone have a level I could drain? I'm feeling a mite peaked this morning ...

I don't want what they're offerin'. I heard that when Cranky McOldGuy makes love, he can't control his gas.

Ehh. I was hopin' one of the two had a level I could drain ...

... Come to think of it, they look like NPC mooks, so why bother?

They're jest flappin' their gums agin.' Durn old fools. Wasting time arguin' when two sweet gals like us are here for the takin'!

Hi dearie, got a spare Pall Mall? My Social Security check hasn't come in the post yet!

*WHEEZE*

I've never seen such an old succubus. Who is she supposed to be seducing, looking like that? She doesn't seem like much of a threat.

Appears in a puff of unfiltered Pall Mall cigarette smoke

I work the Sunbelt sonny, you should look so good after three centuries in Arizona!

I'll take it dearie, I can always use a new butler at my lair ..

drags hippeh corpse away

*cringe*

Appears in a puff of Pall Mall cigarette smoke

Oh come here and give Auntie Ethel a big smootchies!

Puckers generously-lipsticked mouth in Azhagal's direction