paizo.com Recent Posts by Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardrypaizo.com Recent Posts by Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry2016-05-20T20:49:54Z2016-05-20T20:49:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4702?Deep-6-FaWtL#2350982019-11-05T14:42:09Z2019-11-05T14:30:41Z<p>I'd just like to point out how small and unassuming my tower is.</p>
<p>Unlike Khelben's.</p>I'd just like to point out how small and unassuming my tower is.
Unlike Khelben's.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2019-11-05T14:30:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4262?Deep-6-FaWtL#2130692018-12-16T03:31:05Z2018-12-15T12:24:26Z<p>If you really must know, Szass Tam and I were once lovers, if that is shocking to you, so be it.</p>If you really must know, Szass Tam and I were once lovers, if that is shocking to you, so be it.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2018-12-15T12:24:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4225?Deep-6-FaWtL#2112072018-11-26T01:48:04Z2018-11-26T01:48:04Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">John Napier 698 wrote:</div><blockquote> I think I'll base my mythic wizard off Gandalf. Especially at the higher mythic tiers. </blockquote><p>Oh okay, it's going to be like that is it.
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc> Blasts bus tires with lightning.</span></p>John Napier 698 wrote:I think I'll base my mythic wizard off Gandalf. Especially at the higher mythic tiers.
Oh okay, it's going to be like that is it. Blasts bus tires with lightning.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2018-11-26T01:48:04ZRe: Forums: Movies: Black Panther MovieElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ueba&page=4?Black-Panther-Movie#1992018-01-16T16:45:12Z2017-10-28T15:24:46Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Swoops in, obliterates six cells of the Cult Of The Dragon before anyone can lift a finger, Polymorphs into three different cats so he can sneak in and cuckold three different rulers, and then makes it back to his tower by sunrise to chief and berate Lhaeo.</span></p>
<p>Probably just jellin.</p>Swoops in, obliterates six cells of the Cult Of The Dragon before anyone can lift a finger, Polymorphs into three different cats so he can sneak in and cuckold three different rulers, and then makes it back to his tower by sunrise to chief and berate Lhaeo.
Probably just jellin.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2017-10-28T15:24:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A race to 400 aliases!!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2rz&page=6?A-race-to-400-aliases#2532017-08-04T00:38:26Z2017-08-04T00:38:26Z<p>Fireball.</p>
<p>The answer is always Fireball.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Lights joint from Vangerdehast's burnt carcass.</span></p>Fireball.
The answer is always Fireball.
Lights joint from Vangerdehast's burnt carcass.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2017-08-04T00:38:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3210?Deep-6-FaWtL#1604532017-06-12T23:14:39Z2017-06-12T16:36:09Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Limeylongears wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Why haven't I had any problems with the website yet?</p>
<p>Maybe setting up that mythal was worthwhile after all.</p>
<p>So ballocks to you, Elminster.</p>
<p>EDIT: Yeah, these ones. Right HERE. </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>glares at the Crystal Ball, takes another drag off his pipe.</span>
<p>Lhaeo! Google "Mythal" again.</p>Limeylongears wrote:Why haven't I had any problems with the website yet?
Maybe setting up that mythal was worthwhile after all.
So ballocks to you, Elminster.
EDIT: Yeah, these ones. Right HERE.
glares at the Crystal Ball, takes another drag off his pipe. Lhaeo! Google "Mythal" again.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2017-06-12T16:36:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Came here to say this.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8dd&page=57?Came-here-to-say-this#28152017-06-07T02:39:28Z2017-06-07T02:32:44Z<p>Martha!?!</p>Martha!?!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2017-06-07T02:32:44ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why do certain spells still exist?Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2udn8&page=4?Why-do-certain-spells-still-exist#1612017-06-05T19:55:06Z2017-06-03T12:04:15Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>glares at the competition. Takes another drag off his pipe.</span></p>
<p>Lhaeo!! Pack my bags! It's time for a crossover!</p>glares at the competition. Takes another drag off his pipe.
Lhaeo!! Pack my bags! It's time for a crossover!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2017-06-03T12:04:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3179?Deep-6-FaWtL#1589112017-05-24T23:22:40Z2017-05-24T23:20:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">lisamarlene wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Best "House MD" quote ever:</p>
<p>"Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a hooker who plays the hurdy-gurdy?" </blockquote><p>It varies.lisamarlene wrote:Best "House MD" quote ever:
"Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a hooker who plays the hurdy-gurdy?"
It varies.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2017-05-24T23:20:45ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3123?Deep-6-FaWtL#1561282017-04-17T02:52:17Z2017-04-17T02:39:04Z<p>Yes, Gandalf was the best, can we get off it!</p>
<p>Lhaeo! Call Peter Jackson back and find out where my movie is!</p>
<p>I don't care how unrealistic it is to have Chris Pratt play me, just make it happen!</p>Yes, Gandalf was the best, can we get off it!
Lhaeo! Call Peter Jackson back and find out where my movie is!
I don't care how unrealistic it is to have Chris Pratt play me, just make it happen!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2017-04-17T02:39:04ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Why are d6 classes a thing?Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u8zz?Why-are-d6-classes-a-thing#132017-03-31T17:06:21Z2017-03-21T21:24:27Z<p>Wait!</p>
<p>If I converted to Pathfinder, I'd get even more hit points!</p>
<p>F+$$ yeah b~!~!es!!</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>smashes whiskey bottle on the ground.</span></p>
<p>Lhaeo! Pack up the <i>Portable Hole!</i>.</p>Wait!
If I converted to Pathfinder, I'd get even more hit points!
F#%~ yeah b!&$$es!!
smashes whiskey bottle on the ground.
Lhaeo! Pack up the Portable Hole!.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2017-03-21T21:24:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3026?Deep-6-FaWtL#1512652016-12-22T15:15:23Z2016-12-21T19:15:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> ~hocus interuptus~ </blockquote><p>Oh, you want a wizard's duel, eh dragon!
<p>Very well, whoever can Polymorph into a cat and shag the most other cats, which are hopefully, lady wizards that are also Polymorped as cats.</p>
<p>And maybe, this time we should keep it to lady cats that are also lady wizards Polymorped as cats who I didn't raise as my own. It's starting to get weird.</p>Sharoth wrote:~hocus interuptus~
Oh, you want a wizard's duel, eh dragon! Very well, whoever can Polymorph into a cat and shag the most other cats, which are hopefully, lady wizards that are also Polymorped as cats.
And maybe, this time we should keep it to lady cats that are also lady wizards Polymorped as cats who I didn't raise as my own. It's starting to get weird.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2016-12-21T19:15:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=28?The-Monkeys-Treefort#14002016-03-24T03:20:43Z2016-03-24T03:20:43Z<p>Trust me, multi-classing isn't easy, but it's totally worth it.</p>
<p>Chicks dig a wizard that can wield his steel. :-)</p>Trust me, multi-classing isn't easy, but it's totally worth it.
Chicks dig a wizard that can wield his steel. :-)Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2016-03-24T03:20:43ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Roleplaying Game: Ultimate Intrigue (PFRPG)Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9j6p/discuss&page=3?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Ultimate-Intrigue#1472016-01-24T00:37:52Z2016-01-24T00:37:52Z<p>I'll save you, but I'm gonna totally rub it in your face later.</p>I'll save you, but I'm gonna totally rub it in your face later.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2016-01-24T00:37:52ZRe: Forums: 5th Edition (And Beyond): D&D 5th Edition OGLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t8sr?DD-5th-Edition-OGL#462016-01-19T17:49:13Z2016-01-13T02:33:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Norman Osborne wrote:</div><blockquote> You're right....I better destroy the entire crystal sphere, and kill Ao to boot. </blockquote><p>I'll stop it! But not before shagging your girlfriend and verbally abusing Lhaeo.
<p><b><i>Wild card b%$$$es!!</b></i></p>Norman Osborne wrote:You're right....I better destroy the entire crystal sphere, and kill Ao to boot.
I'll stop it! But not before shagging your girlfriend and verbally abusing Lhaeo. Wild card b!!~~es!!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2016-01-13T02:33:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2690?Deep-6-FaWtL#1344902016-01-12T12:35:17Z2016-01-11T23:14:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dracandros Red Wizard of Thay wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote>I took my kids out in below zero temperatures for sledding.</blockquote>Need things warmed up a bit eh. <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Fireball!</span></b> </blockquote><p>You call <i>that</i> a Fireball!
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>casts maximized enlarged extended Fireball</span></p>
<p>Now <b><i>this</b></i> is a Fireball!!</p>Dracandros Red Wizard of Thay wrote:Quote:I took my kids out in below zero temperatures for sledding.
Need things warmed up a bit eh. Fireball! You call that a Fireball! casts maximized enlarged extended Fireball
Now this is a Fireball!!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2016-01-11T23:14:26ZRe: Forums: Advice: Wizard wants to bang his familiar...Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t8nh?Wizard-wants-to-bang-his-familiar#212016-01-15T21:19:10Z2016-01-11T22:46:15Z<p>I shag everything! Every-thing!</p>
<p>Seriously, read one of my books, bet you can't make it ten pages before I whip it out. While smoking hella pipe and throwing shit at Lhaeo.</p>
<p>That's just what Elminster does.</p>I shag everything! Every-thing!
Seriously, read one of my books, bet you can't make it ten pages before I whip it out. While smoking hella pipe and throwing shit at Lhaeo.
That's just what Elminster does.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2016-01-11T22:46:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask ANY of Captain Yesterday's aliases whatever you want, except that one thing (you know what it is!!)Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t42j&page=3?Ask-ANY-of-Captain-Yesterdays-aliases#1332015-11-13T01:10:33Z2015-11-12T23:11:47Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>teleports in, Hasted, cops feel, takes picture, uploads it onto instagram, gives invisible Lhaeo a thumbs up, teleports out, fire bombs Zhentil Keep, shags The Simbul as Cats under Vangerdehast's bed, teleports back to tower, makes Lhaeo smell fingers, smokes some pipe, goes to bed like a f~@+ing boss!</span></p>teleports in, Hasted, cops feel, takes picture, uploads it onto instagram, gives invisible Lhaeo a thumbs up, teleports out, fire bombs Zhentil Keep, shags The Simbul as Cats under Vangerdehast's bed, teleports back to tower, makes Lhaeo smell fingers, smokes some pipe, goes to bed like a f+@&ing boss!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2015-11-12T23:11:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2595?Deep-6-FaWtL#1297172015-11-06T21:29:04Z2015-11-06T15:39:15Z<p>Just so we're clear, I get to f@%• everyone in the movie right.</p>
<p>Follow up question: Will it appear that Florin dies, only to heroically show up later to dramatically kill Fzoul.</p>
<p>Cause if so, I might as well Disintegrate him right now, unlike Gandalf, Elminster isn't upstaged by anyone.</p>
<p><i>anyone!</i></p>Just so we're clear, I get to f~&# everyone in the movie right.
Follow up question: Will it appear that Florin dies, only to heroically show up later to dramatically kill Fzoul.
Cause if so, I might as well Disintegrate him right now, unlike Gandalf, Elminster isn't upstaged by anyone.
anyone!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2015-11-06T15:39:15ZRe: Forums: Movies: Star Wars: The Force AwakensElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sfkl&page=11?Star-Wars-The-Force-Awakens#5132015-11-19T15:06:53Z2015-11-02T22:12:15Z<p>Just so long as I get my Jedi Harem of 7 sisters, sure why not I'll save Star Wars too.</p>Just so long as I get my Jedi Harem of 7 sisters, sure why not I'll save Star Wars too.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2015-11-02T22:12:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2585?Deep-6-FaWtL#1292182015-10-30T19:59:19Z2015-10-30T19:59:19Z<p>Go on...</p>Go on...Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2015-10-30T19:59:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2585?Deep-6-FaWtL#1292042015-10-30T18:02:36Z2015-10-30T18:02:36Z<p>Great!</p>
<p>Now there's competition!</p>Great!
Now there's competition!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2015-10-30T18:02:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2580?Deep-6-FaWtL#1289972015-10-28T18:49:17Z2015-10-28T18:45:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Silky Silver Stormypants wrote:</div><blockquote> Elmie, help me! I've got magical powers I don't know how to control, Bonnie Tyler hair and, wusst of all, <i>all of my clothes have fallen off!</i> </blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Starts taking Herbal Viagra, smoking his pipe and gives Lhaeo a camera phone before turning him invisible</span>
<p>Coming my dear!!</p>Silky Silver Stormypants wrote:Elmie, help me! I've got magical powers I don't know how to control, Bonnie Tyler hair and, wusst of all, all of my clothes have fallen off!
Starts taking Herbal Viagra, smoking his pipe and gives Lhaeo a camera phone before turning him invisible Coming my dear!!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2015-10-28T18:45:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2580?Deep-6-FaWtL#1289852015-10-28T17:56:17Z2015-10-28T17:56:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry wrote:</div><blockquote> I'll save you! </blockquote>I'm not a female. You can't save me. </blockquote><p>C'mon! Why do you think I created the Polymorph subschool, and Axe body spray.Freehold DM wrote:Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry wrote: I'll save you!
I'm not a female. You can't save me. C'mon! Why do you think I created the Polymorph subschool, and Axe body spray.Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2015-10-28T17:56:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2580?Deep-6-FaWtL#1289762015-10-28T16:29:55Z2015-10-28T16:29:55Z<p>I'll save you!</p>I'll save you!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2015-10-28T16:29:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2579?Deep-6-FaWtL#1289422015-10-28T01:15:40Z2015-10-28T01:15:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Celestial Healer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="http://www.pcworld.com/article/2955293/hardware/skylake-review-intels-6th-gen-cpu-arrives-with-nice-presents-for-gamers-and-enthusiasts.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Ohhhh!!! I know what I want for Christmas. Sadly, it might be NEXT Christmas.</a> </blockquote>My brother (who manages an Intel CPU design team) joked that after "Skylake", the next generation will be "Skynet", and then the generation after that will be allowed to name itself. </blockquote>a cry for help. </blockquote><p>You called?
<p>Can... can it wait, I'm working on this three way with Dove and Florin Falconhand polymorphed as Cats and the spell only lasts so long.</p>
<p>Edit: in hindsight I kinda regret taking levels in all those other classes just because I'm f!$#ing Elminster</p>Drejk wrote:Celestial Healer wrote: Sharoth wrote: Ohhhh!!! I know what I want for Christmas. Sadly, it might be NEXT Christmas.
My brother (who manages an Intel CPU design team) joked that after "Skylake", the next generation will be "Skynet", and then the generation after that will be allowed to name itself. a cry for help. You called? Can... can it wait, I'm working on this three way with Dove and Florin Falconhand polymorphed as Cats and the spell only lasts so long.
Edit: in hindsight...Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2015-10-28T01:15:40ZRe: Forums/Pathfinder First Edition: General Discussion: Am I the only one who hates the name "Antipaladin"?Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sx7n&page=2?Am-I-the-only-one-who-hates-the-name-Antipaladin#622015-09-09T03:00:34Z2015-09-08T18:30:44Z<p>Guess who saved the day again b+$%$es?</p>
<p><i><b>This motherf%~~er!!</i></b></p>
<p>See now that's how you brag!</p>
<p>Now where did Lhaeo go with my weed...</p>Guess who saved the day again b*#@~es?
This motherf$*~er!!
See now that's how you brag!
Now where did Lhaeo go with my weed...Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2015-09-08T18:30:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who has the most aliases/how many do you haveElminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2st9q&page=2?Who-has-the-most-aliaseshow-many-do-you-have#722015-12-09T02:40:37Z2015-08-10T00:28:46Z<p>Alright!</p>
<p>So who woke up Moander or resurrected Bane or pissed off whom ever, doesn't matter, let's just knock this out so I can bang your girlfriend and chief my pipe.</p>
<p>That's right b•&•#es! Elminster saves the day again!</p>Alright!
So who woke up Moander or resurrected Bane or pissed off whom ever, doesn't matter, let's just knock this out so I can bang your girlfriend and chief my pipe.
That's right b@!%@es! Elminster saves the day again!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2015-08-10T00:28:46ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: What does your Paizo handle mean?Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2smpe&page=3?What-does-your-Paizo-handle-mean#1262015-07-29T22:15:29Z2015-07-29T22:15:29Z<p>Don't mind me:-)</p>
<p>I'm just here to steal your thunder, bang your girlfriend (or boyfriend, I gots the spells to make it work) and <i><span class=messageboard-bigger>Save the f+&+ing World!!</i></span></p>Don't mind me:-)
I'm just here to steal your thunder, bang your girlfriend (or boyfriend, I gots the spells to make it work) and Save the f%#~ing World!!Elminster, Rockstar of Wizardry (alias of captain yesterday)2015-07-29T22:15:29Z