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{sigh} No, we won't.


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Limeylongears wrote:
In other news, the boss has decided that what we need in our room is a LIVING WALL. I always thought a LIVING WALL was a hideous melange of stitched-together body parts, howling in rage and torment as it lashed out at you with a variety of viciously clawed appendages, but apparently not - it's a series of 3ft square bits of plastic vegetation, so I don't really see what's living about it, unless it comes to life at night and skips about the office performing routine maintenance tasks if you leave a bowl of milk out for it or summat.

Sounds like Prax panels except the whole plastic part. If you think plastic office plants are depressing, wait till you see those plastic plants covered in a thin layer of dust from neglect.


Flue nurtle guvs


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There's a flan with a gob over there


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Hamster Cow wrote:
Eeyore Slaad wrote:
Hamster Cow wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
I need to tweak my race of Bovine for Starfinder.
GNU?
Mu.
GNU MU?

Mu


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Hamster Cow wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
I need to tweak my race of Bovine for Starfinder.
GNU?

Mu.


Mu.


It irritates me when someone doesn't have a grievance.


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I hate that this thread isn't about Tom, Richard, and Kyle Petty's grievances.


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Myrtle, Man Eating Cow wrote:
Mmmm, so delicious!
The 6,000,000 GP Cow wrote:
~charges in~ MOOOO!!!
Ethel, Promiscuously Tippy Cow wrote:
Tips over in shock.

Mu?

If they added Charnie, they could be a bonafide gang.


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Patrick Curtin wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I've actually never had pink eye before this. This morning I couldn't figure out why my eye was so crusty, so I had to Google it. The urgent care doc confirmed it, and I've got the drops working.
Could this be the start of the Zombie Apocalypse?

That'll be what gets us: pinkeye + zika virus = zombies.


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A Female Deer wrote:
A Deer wrote:
BluePigeon wrote:

Hey everybody!

waves a wing.

It's a bird.
No, it's a plane.

It's a frog.


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I blame Cosmo that I wish I was as entertaining as a dancing monkey. If only, that'd really be something to see. I'm not even as entertaining as a half-dehydrated slug doing the chicken dance. Even a starving herbivore isn't interested in me...