paizo.com Recent Posts by EMU the Sparkly Vampyrepaizo.com Recent Posts by EMU the Sparkly Vampyre2010-02-10T23:51:44Z2010-02-10T23:51:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1702?Deep-6-FaWtL#850512013-05-23T13:29:47Z2013-05-23T13:29:47Z<p>I sparkle! When I'm nekkid!</p>I sparkle! When I'm nekkid!EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2013-05-23T13:29:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1309?Deep-6-FaWtL#654502012-09-26T14:53:20Z2012-09-26T14:53:20Z<p>Are you bound up?</p>
<p>EDIT: Apparently, nekkid too</p>Are you bound up?
EDIT: Apparently, nekkid tooEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2012-09-26T14:53:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1195?Deep-6-FaWtL#597422012-08-03T00:56:46Z2012-08-03T00:56:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Gary Teter wrote:</div><blockquote> I am testing something really, really stupid! </blockquote><p>And I AM the test subject!Gary Teter wrote:I am testing something really, really stupid!
And I AM the test subject!EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2012-08-03T00:56:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=1161?Deep-6-FaWtL#580492012-07-20T00:50:53Z2012-07-20T00:50:53Z<p>What? No love for sparkles?!</p>What? No love for sparkles?!EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2012-07-20T00:50:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dear Mr. Aberzombie ...EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2o4lu&page=2?Dear-Mr-Aberzombie#572012-05-18T13:11:56Z2012-05-18T13:11:56Z<p>Dear Aberzombie,</p>
<p>I've noticed your frequent mentions of eating brains, but have seen this contrasted with <i>The Walking Dead</i> where very few brains are actually seen being eaten. Is this the result of poor writing, concern for TV graphic ratings, or a subtle ploy whereby meatbags...err, I mean humans believe they can live on after being eaten? Or, is it simply stating that most humans don't use their brains much these days? It could be that the zombies portrayed in the TV show are so new that they haven't figured out how to crack open a skull yet.</p>
<p>Would appreciate your insights.</p>
<p>Yours truly,
<br />
EMU</p>Dear Aberzombie,
I've noticed your frequent mentions of eating brains, but have seen this contrasted with The Walking Dead where very few brains are actually seen being eaten. Is this the result of poor writing, concern for TV graphic ratings, or a subtle ploy whereby meatbags...err, I mean humans believe they can live on after being eaten? Or, is it simply stating that most humans don't use their brains much these days? It could be that the zombies portrayed in the TV show are so new that...EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2012-05-18T13:11:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=990?Deep-6-FaWtL#494842012-05-09T19:57:29Z2012-05-09T19:57:29Z<p>I'm not! I'm sparkly!</p>I'm not! I'm sparkly!EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2012-05-09T19:57:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=884?Deep-6-FaWtL#441542012-03-12T22:44:17Z2012-03-12T22:44:17Z<p>I'm so wasted..........</p>I'm so wasted..........EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2012-03-12T22:44:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=884?Deep-6-FaWtL#441522012-03-12T22:43:46Z2012-03-12T22:43:46Z<p>nekkid?</p>nekkid?EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2012-03-12T22:43:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=883?Deep-6-FaWtL#441502012-03-12T22:42:29Z2012-03-12T22:42:29Z<p>Where's my girlfriend?</p>Where's my girlfriend?EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2012-03-12T22:42:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=844?Deep-6-FaWtL#421952012-02-22T18:31:40Z2012-02-22T18:31:40Z<p>Not Hu. Who.</p>Not Hu. Who.EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2012-02-22T18:31:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=805?Deep-6-FaWtL#402342012-01-28T05:19:03Z2012-01-28T05:19:03Z<p>I was turned before I hit 21, so I'm not old enough to drink. Forever! Waaah!</p>I was turned before I hit 21, so I'm not old enough to drink. Forever! Waaah!EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2012-01-28T05:19:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Bishops say Pope still anti-condom 2EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lin1&page=10?Bishops-say-Pope-still-anticondom-2#4762010-11-30T17:03:58Z2010-11-30T15:12:19Z<p>Smurf?</p>Smurf?EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2010-11-30T15:12:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=422?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#210642010-02-23T01:40:59Z2010-02-23T01:40:59Z<p>I'm so sparkly!</p>I'm so sparkly!EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2010-02-23T01:40:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums Are Way Too Long: The Next GenerationEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kaby&page=379?Forums-Are-Way-Too-Long-The-Next-Generation#189182010-02-18T00:23:13Z2010-02-18T00:23:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">David Fryer wrote:</div><blockquote> Hey guys, I just <a href="http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/paizo/products/v5748btpy8ddb&page=3#144" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">kidnapped Angsty.</a> </blockquote>The man is always trying to keep me down. </blockquote><p>Yay! I'm king now!
<p>Oh wait, bummer....</p>Angsty, the Androgynous Vampire wrote:David Fryer wrote: Hey guys, I just kidnapped Angsty.
The man is always trying to keep me down. Yay! I'm king now! Oh wait, bummer....EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2010-02-18T00:23:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=92?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#45562010-02-11T00:32:48Z2010-02-11T00:32:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Crimson Jester wrote:</div><blockquote> Someone needs to write up and post a vampiric bird </blockquote>You do that. I'll settle for humping Emu until and egg pops out. or, maybe I'll just maul him like I would a frenchie..... </blockquote><p>Good puppy. I don't understand why my French friend Angsty says so many bad things about you poodles.Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Crimson Jester wrote: Someone needs to write up and post a vampiric bird
You do that. I'll settle for humping Emu until and egg pops out. or, maybe I'll just maul him like I would a frenchie..... Good puppy. I don't understand why my French friend Angsty says so many bad things about you poodles.EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2010-02-11T00:32:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=92?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#45532010-02-11T00:30:02Z2010-02-11T00:30:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:</div><blockquote> Does being an Emu Vampire mean you have feathers? Do you sleep in a nest instead of a coffin? </blockquote><p>•sob• I just want to be loved...Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:Does being an Emu Vampire mean you have feathers? Do you sleep in a nest instead of a coffin?
*sob* I just want to be loved...EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2010-02-11T00:30:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=91?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#45502010-02-11T00:15:47Z2010-02-11T00:15:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Llama Prophet wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">EMU the Sparkly Vampyre wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">EMU the Sparkly Vampyre wrote:</div><blockquote> What is this thing called, Love? </blockquote>Meh, if that's what keeps your self-esteem from nose-diving.... </blockquote><p>Oh, I was supposed to say 'What is this thing called love?'.
<p>If this is wrong, I don't want to be right again! </blockquote>Your a vampiric emu? DO you lay eggs? Emu meat tastes real good. and it is healthy for you to. </blockquote><p>Nah. I just refused to be called Emo.Llama Prophet wrote:EMU the Sparkly Vampyre wrote: Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote: EMU the Sparkly Vampyre wrote: What is this thing called, Love?
Meh, if that's what keeps your self-esteem from nose-diving.... Oh, I was supposed to say 'What is this thing called love?'. If this is wrong, I don't want to be right again! Your a vampiric emu? DO you lay eggs? Emu meat tastes real good. and it is healthy for you to. Nah. I just refused to be called Emo.EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2010-02-11T00:15:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=91?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#45452010-02-11T00:02:53Z2010-02-11T00:00:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">EMU the Sparkly Vampyre wrote:</div><blockquote> What is this thing called, Love? </blockquote>Meh, if that's what keeps your self-esteem from nose-diving.... </blockquote><p>Oh, I was supposed to say 'What is this thing called love?'.
<p>If this is wrong, I don't want to be right again!</p>Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:EMU the Sparkly Vampyre wrote: What is this thing called, Love?
Meh, if that's what keeps your self-esteem from nose-diving.... Oh, I was supposed to say 'What is this thing called love?'. If this is wrong, I don't want to be right again!EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2010-02-11T00:00:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=91?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#45432010-02-10T23:56:57Z2010-02-10T23:56:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>comes in from the snow and gives the new sparkly vamp a cold, wet humping</i> </blockquote><p>What is this thing called, Love?Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:comes in from the snow and gives the new sparkly vamp a cold, wet humping
What is this thing called, Love?EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2010-02-10T23:56:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=91?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#45412010-02-10T23:56:16Z2010-02-10T23:54:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">EMU the Sparkly Vampyre wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>Secretly watches his friend Angsty get hummped by poodles</i> </blockquote>•sneaks up behind EMU and humps him/her/it• </blockquote><p>Oh, that's so wrong, but it feels so right. I've never felt so loved. Is this what it's supposed to feel like? I'm not sure... Will people think I'm cool now?Bi-Polar Poodle - Happy wrote:EMU the Sparkly Vampyre wrote: Secretly watches his friend Angsty get hummped by poodles
*sneaks up behind EMU and humps him/her/it* Oh, that's so wrong, but it feels so right. I've never felt so loved. Is this what it's supposed to feel like? I'm not sure... Will people think I'm cool now?EMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2010-02-10T23:54:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=91?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#45392010-02-10T23:53:32Z2010-02-10T23:53:32Z<p><i>Secretly watches his friend Angsty get hummped by poodles</i></p>Secretly watches his friend Angsty get hummped by poodlesEMU the Sparkly Vampyre (alias of Emperor7)2010-02-10T23:53:32Z