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Kingmaker, on ice.

Back in 3.5 I made a barbarian once that had an Int of 8. He firmly believed he was a paladin (painted his armor and club white cause that's what a paladin would do). Made him because usually I ended up being party leader in whatever campaigns I was in and wanted a char that would not be party leader.
And yes, I named him Thog.

First session:
Cleric: Who do you worship?
Thog: hmmm, who do you worship?
Cleric: Lathander.
Thog: Thog will worship Lathander too.
Thog: Thog Holy Paladin of Lathander
(Cleric dies in next encounter...karma?)

He had a child-like mentality (he would play with children while the party was gathering info in towns). He would do things that he thought paladins would do, he only accepted 10% of party loot cause that's tithing. his power attacks were his smite evil. Always referred to himself in the third person.
During one quest, the party helped a creature that gave everyone a wish, Thog asked for chicken (he was hungry).
The rest of the party loved him, the campaign became known as Thog's Campaign, and I loved rp'ing him.

When I GM I deal with raise dead by making the diamond a FOCUS.