paizo.com Recent Posts by Dire Quote Manglerpaizo.com Recent Posts by Dire Quote Mangler2017-08-11T01:11:00Z2017-08-11T01:11:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Kobold MumblingsDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs43buh&page=11?Kobold-Mumblings#5272021-11-22T07:57:46Z2021-11-21T00:42:28Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote> One of my favorite erotica typoes: swapping "stroked" and "storked". </blockquote><p><span class=tiny>Something something "kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole stork" something.</span>Kobold Cleaver wrote:One of my favorite erotica typoes: swapping "stroked" and "storked".
Something something "kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole stork" something.Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2021-11-21T00:42:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5248?Deep-6-FaWtL#2623672021-04-15T02:25:09Z2021-04-14T18:21:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Woran wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> My mind works like a toaster. I put in a task. I forget about it. Eventually my mind completes the tasks startling even around. </blockquote>Mmmmm toast </blockquote><p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger> "YEAH, TOAST!" </b></span>[/HeywoodBanks]Woran wrote:gran rey de los mono wrote: My mind works like a toaster. I put in a task. I forget about it. Eventually my mind completes the tasks startling even around.
Mmmmm toast "YEAH, TOAST!" [/HeywoodBanks]Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2021-04-14T18:21:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Late Night Forum with Vidmaster7Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42meg&page=77?Late-Night-Forum-with-Vidmaster7#38102020-09-10T16:43:46Z2020-09-10T14:11:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">I'm Hiding In My Closet wrote:</div><blockquote> Obstetrician!! The attorney is clearly leading the horse to Faygo, and not letting it twerk! </blockquote><p>In Soviet Russia, closet hides in you!I'm Hiding In My Closet wrote:Obstetrician!! The attorney is clearly leading the horse to Faygo, and not letting it twerk!
In Soviet Russia, closet hides in you!Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-09-10T14:11:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4955?Deep-6-FaWtL#2477372020-06-17T21:20:54Z2020-06-17T20:02:41Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Woran wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Limeylongears wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p> High Schooler: So, when we're done with this part of the job, you want us to get some mulch?</p>
<p>The Boss: Well yes, it's not going to just fall from the sky</p>
<p>Me: That would be pretty cool if it did! </blockquote>...Just so long as you weren't standing directly underneath. </blockquote>I should note everyone looked up when it was said. </blockquote>Cant blame them. Its been that kind of year. </blockquote><p><a href="https://youtu.be/1l7e9BD_gos?t=80" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">What is happening around here today? Are gringos falling from the sky?!</a>Woran wrote:captain yesterday wrote: Limeylongears wrote: captain yesterday wrote:High Schooler: So, when we're done with this part of the job, you want us to get some mulch?
The Boss: Well yes, it's not going to just fall from the sky
Me: That would be pretty cool if it did!
...Just so long as you weren't standing directly underneath. I should note everyone looked up when it was said. Cant blame them. Its been that kind of year. What is happening around here today? Are gringos falling...Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-06-17T20:02:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4933?Deep-6-FaWtL#2466472020-05-28T00:59:07Z2020-05-28T00:59:07Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote> I am <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcWVL4B-4pI" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Blinded by the Light!!!</a> </blockquote><p><a href="https://youtu.be/bsmuwTqD36M?t=65" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Are you certain?</a>Sharoth wrote:I am Blinded by the Light!!!
Are you certain?Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-05-28T00:59:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4870?Deep-6-FaWtL#2434812020-04-06T18:10:47Z2020-04-05T15:50:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster 1st edition wrote:</div><blockquote> •shudder• palladium ain't no one got time for that. </blockquote><p>Hell, Palladium damn near killed Tony Stark in <i>Iron Man 2</i>.Vidmaster 1st edition wrote:*shudder* palladium ain't no one got time for that.
Hell, Palladium damn near killed Tony Stark in Iron Man 2.Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-04-05T15:50:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=92?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#45612020-03-27T03:12:37Z2020-03-26T19:30:19Z<p>"Works on contingency<s>.</s><span class=messageboard-ooc>?</span></p>
<p>No<span class=messageboard-ooc>,</span> money down<s>.</s><span class=messageboard-ooc>!</span>"</p>"Works on contingency.?
No, money down.!"Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-03-26T19:30:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4853?Deep-6-FaWtL#2426012020-04-01T17:49:51Z2020-03-26T03:41:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Pyromaniac wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote> The only reasonable solution is arson. </blockquote>I support this product and/or service. </blockquote><p>"Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem." - Jason MendozaPyromaniac wrote:Vanykrye wrote: The only reasonable solution is arson.
I support this product and/or service. "Anytime I had a problem and I threw a Molotov cocktail, boom! Right away, I had a different problem." - Jason MendozaDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-03-26T03:41:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A race to 400 aliases!!Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2rz&page=8?A-race-to-400-aliases#3562020-03-01T01:03:23Z2020-03-01T01:03:23Z<p>Blue Horsechip loves Apricot Peels.</p>Blue Horsechip loves Apricot Peels.Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-03-01T01:03:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=86?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#42922020-02-27T15:15:32Z2020-02-04T19:56:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Scintillae wrote:</div><blockquote><p> ..."Yeah. And then July and August happened. So seven-eight-nine-ten are now nine-ten-eleven-twelve, but they kept the names."
</p>
"That's stupid. Rome is stupid." </blockquote><p>"All right, but apart from that, what have the Romans ever done for us?"Scintillae wrote:..."Yeah. And then July and August happened. So seven-eight-nine-ten are now nine-ten-eleven-twelve, but they kept the names."
"That's stupid. Rome is stupid."
"All right, but apart from that, what have the Romans ever done for us?"Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2020-02-04T19:56:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: 101 Bucket List ItemsDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42nph?101-Bucket-List-Items#42019-07-30T16:30:27Z2019-07-29T19:01:48Z<p>10) "It's pronounced BOO-kay."</p>10) "It's pronounced BOO-kay."Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-07-29T19:01:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4562?Deep-6-FaWtL#2280552019-07-01T14:03:47Z2019-06-29T05:11:47Z<p><b>Elrond voiceover</b>: "I led Isildur deep into the fires of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged, the one place it could be destroyed."</p>
<p><b>Elrond</b>: "Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!"</p>
<p><b>Isildur</b>: "No." {<i>smiles evilly, walks away</i>} </p>
<p><b>Elrond</b>: "ISILDUR!!!" {<i>sighs wearily</i>} "F•ck."</p>Elrond voiceover: "I led Isildur deep into the fires of Mount Doom, where the Ring was forged, the one place it could be destroyed."
Elrond: "Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!"
Isildur: "No." {smiles evilly, walks away}
Elrond: "ISILDUR!!!" {sighs wearily} "F*ck."Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-06-29T05:11:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Ask *Selene Spire* ALL your question here¡¡Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppra&page=79?Ask-Selene-Spire-ALL-your-question-here#39052019-03-17T18:45:25Z2019-03-17T18:45:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Selene Spires wrote:</div><blockquote> I need more questions!!! </blockquote><p>What good is seeing eye chocolate?
<p>What good's a computerized nose?</p>
<p>What good is rain that falls up?</p>
<p>What good's a disease that won't hurt you?</p>
<p>What good are these thoughts that I'm thinking?</p>
<p>What good's this lion that barks?</p>Selene Spires wrote:I need more questions!!!
What good is seeing eye chocolate? What good's a computerized nose?
What good is rain that falls up?
What good's a disease that won't hurt you?
What good are these thoughts that I'm thinking?
What good's this lion that barks?Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-03-17T18:45:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: DungeonmasterCal's House of RespiteDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42eu1&page=20?DungeonmasterCals-House-of-Respite#9802019-02-12T18:10:42Z2019-02-12T16:48:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">90s Simpsons Referotron wrote:</div><blockquote> “I’m cold and there are wolves after me.” </blockquote><p>“Love is a snowmobile• racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.”
<p><span class=tiny>• Apologies to Cole Deschain.</span></p>90s Simpsons Referotron wrote:“I’m cold and there are wolves after me.”
“Love is a snowmobile* racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” * Apologies to Cole Deschain.Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-02-12T16:48:03ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Best one-liner that made the whole table laugh?Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2mahp&page=36?Best-oneliner-that-made-the-whole-table-laugh#17702019-01-09T06:17:37Z2019-01-09T00:41:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Yqatuba wrote:</div><blockquote> A succubus, right before changing into her true form "excuse my while I slip into something more comforable." </blockquote><p>The judges would also accept "excuse my while I slip into someone more comfortable."
<div class="messageboard-quotee">TriOmegaZero wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Champion of Irori: Tell us what you know and we will let you go.</p>
<p>Death Cultist: But why? Death comes to us all. It will come for you, and come for me, to the great glory of our lord!</p>
<p>Party: ...so tell us what you know and we will kill you instead?</p>
<p>Death Cultist: Oh joy! How will you do it? Strangulation, poisoning, or just simple stabbing? The classics are classic for a reason! </blockquote><p>"I will kill you until you die from it."Yqatuba wrote:A succubus, right before changing into her true form "excuse my while I slip into something more comforable."
The judges would also accept "excuse my while I slip into someone more comfortable." TriOmegaZero wrote: Champion of Irori: Tell us what you know and we will let you go.
Death Cultist: But why? Death comes to us all. It will come for you, and come for me, to the great glory of our lord!
Party: ...so tell us what you know and we will kill you instead?
Death Cultist:...Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2019-01-09T00:41:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=17?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#8492018-11-26T19:22:50Z2018-11-25T18:22:13Z<p>When you stare into the Abyss...</p>
<p>...you realize it's just filled with an infinity of unrealized Captain Yesterday aliases.</p>When you stare into the Abyss...
...you realize it's just filled with an infinity of unrealized Captain Yesterday aliases.Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-11-25T18:22:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3986?Deep-6-FaWtL#1992722018-07-14T17:56:56Z2018-07-09T14:59:39Z<p>The beatings will continue until Marketing improves.</p>The beatings will continue until Marketing improves.Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-07-09T14:59:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3862?Deep-6-FaWtL#1930932018-05-29T19:58:12Z2018-05-28T17:27:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> When flirting, biting your lower lip can be sexy. Biting your upper lip, however, is just plain weird. </blockquote><p><a href="http://www.strekinstinkt.com/Eng/4AM/comic/suave/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Biting the right lip</a>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> Camping is voluntary, temporary homelessness. </blockquote><p><a href="https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1987/08/10" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Camping builds character</a>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Limeylongears wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm sleeping in Gandalf. </blockquote><p>"I... I thought he smelt bad on the outside."gran rey de los mono wrote:When flirting, biting your lower lip can be sexy. Biting your upper lip, however, is just plain weird.
Biting the right lip gran rey de los mono wrote:Camping is voluntary, temporary homelessness.
Camping builds character Limeylongears wrote:I'm sleeping in Gandalf.
"I... I thought he smelt bad on the outside."Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-05-28T17:27:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Spam!Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v585?Spam#22018-05-14T22:39:41Z2018-05-14T17:42:04Z<p>Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and Farael; egg, bacon, and Farael; egg, bacon, sausage, and Farael; Farael, bacon, sausage, and Farael; Farael, egg, Farael, Farael, bacon, and Farael; Farael, sausage, Farael, Farael, bacon, Farael, tomato, and Farael...</p>Well, there's egg and bacon; egg, sausage, and bacon; egg and Farael; egg, bacon, and Farael; egg, bacon, sausage, and Farael; Farael, bacon, sausage, and Farael; Farael, egg, Farael, Farael, bacon, and Farael; Farael, sausage, Farael, Farael, bacon, Farael, tomato, and Farael...Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-05-14T17:42:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Get Off My Lawn - The "Official" Old-Timer Thread for Veterans of the Last Edition WarDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uy5u&page=3?Get-Off-My-Lawn-The-Official-OldTimer-Thread#1142018-04-08T16:28:44Z2018-04-07T23:30:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Thomas Seitz wrote:</div><blockquote> Right now I'm still holding off judging stuff until I see the first beta in my hands. </blockquote><p>Yeah, as angry as it gets now, just wait until they release the beta fish into the playtest threads. Many Grognards and Optimizers will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of a Dire Beta that day, I can tell you!Thomas Seitz wrote:Right now I'm still holding off judging stuff until I see the first beta in my hands.
Yeah, as angry as it gets now, just wait until they release the beta fish into the playtest threads. Many Grognards and Optimizers will know what it is to be roasted in the depths of a Dire Beta that day, I can tell you!Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-04-07T23:30:25ZRe: Forums: Pathfinder Playtest Prerelease Discussion: When is the next blog?Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v0hw?When-is-the-next-blog#142018-04-02T21:25:53Z2018-04-02T18:13:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cuttlefist wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">KuniUjito wrote:</div><blockquote> Anybody got a tranquilizer? We might need to put cuttlefist down for nappy time </blockquote><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAOYUTdkM-w" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">I’ll nappy when i’m Dead!</a> </blockquote><p>Yankovic-ifiedCuttlefist wrote:KuniUjito wrote: Anybody got a tranquilizer? We might need to put cuttlefist down for nappy time
I’ll nappy when i’m Dead! Yankovic-ifiedDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2018-04-02T18:13:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Blame *Cosmo* for ALL your problems hereDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ppag&page=126?Blame-Cosmo-for-ALL-your-problems-here#62892017-08-10T16:13:42Z2017-08-09T18:52:00Z<p><b>Inigo Limeytoya</b>: "You are wonderful."</p>
<p><b>Man in Period Costume</b>: "Thank you; I've worked hard to become so."</p>
<p><b>Inigo Limeytoya</b>: "I admit it, you are better than I am."</p>
<p><b>MiPC</b>: "Then why are you smiling?"</p>
<p><b>Inigo Limeytoya</b>: "Because I know something you don't know."</p>
<p><b>MiPC</b>: "And what is that?"</p>
<p><b>Inigo Limeytoya</b>: "I am not left-handed." {<i>switches sword to his right hand... and begins to yell in severe pain</i>}</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Apologies. I hope it's just a light sprain, Limey.</span></p>Inigo Limeytoya: "You are wonderful."
Man in Period Costume: "Thank you; I've worked hard to become so."
Inigo Limeytoya: "I admit it, you are better than I am."
MiPC: "Then why are you smiling?"
Inigo Limeytoya: "Because I know something you don't know."
MiPC: "And what is that?"
Inigo Limeytoya: "I am not left-handed." {switches sword to his right hand... and begins to yell in severe pain}
Apologies. I hope it's just a light sprain, Limey.Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-08-09T18:52:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: People on These Boards Tend to be a Little ContrarianDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u4x5&page=2?People-on-These-Boards-Tend-to-be-a-Little#812020-03-01T04:14:50Z2017-08-02T01:29:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">IDTheftVictim wrote:</div><blockquote> Wake up sheeple! </blockquote><p><a href="https://xkcd.com/1013/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Oh God, oh God, oh God, <i>why did you do that?!</i></a>IDTheftVictim wrote:Wake up sheeple!
Oh God, oh God, oh God, why did you do that?!Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-08-02T01:29:40ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Bringing Out the Big Guns in StarfinderDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ljwd?Bringing-Out-the-Big-Guns-in-Starfinder#42017-08-01T01:07:04Z2017-06-16T19:33:54Z<p>"Ooooo, guns, guns, guns! C'mon, Sal! The Starfinders are playing... tonight. I never miss a game."</p>"Ooooo, guns, guns, guns! C'mon, Sal! The Starfinders are playing... tonight. I never miss a game."Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-06-16T19:33:54ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: No longer enjoying the messageboards as much.Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2m4&page=6?No-longer-enjoying-the-messageboards-as-much#2512017-01-13T16:44:00Z2017-01-12T19:05:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm not even sick, I've had a bit of nasal congestion. </blockquote><p>Yes, you are — you'll be stone dead in a moment.captain yesterday wrote:I'm not even sick, I've had a bit of nasal congestion.
Yes, you are -- you'll be stone dead in a moment.Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-01-12T19:05:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Is there an afterlife? (Civility please?)Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u3kn&page=6?Is-there-an-afterlife#2962017-01-10T17:13:27Z2017-01-08T21:28:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Scythia wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">quibblemuch wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ambrosia Slaad wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">quibblemuch wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">thejeff wrote:</div><blockquote>Wouldn't give me much peace of mind to find out when I die that we're all characters in a overelaborate version of The Sims. :) </blockquote>You know... that <i>would</i> explain that time I was swimming and then the pool ladder disappeared and I couldn't get out and I had to swim around for hours until it reappeared in a totally different part of the pool... </blockquote><span class=messageboard-ooc>I knew I shouldn't had deleted my earlier "Cask of Amontillado" joke.</span> </blockquote>More evidence: About 85% of everything I hear or read sounds like Simlish these days... and that ratio is climbing steadily. </blockquote>Des graw esfredechez, nhooba des na. Eep badu. </blockquote><p>Bah-weep-Graaaaagnah wheep ni ni bong?Scythia wrote:quibblemuch wrote: Ambrosia Slaad wrote: quibblemuch wrote: thejeff wrote:Wouldn't give me much peace of mind to find out when I die that we're all characters in a overelaborate version of The Sims. :)
You know... that would explain that time I was swimming and then the pool ladder disappeared and I couldn't get out and I had to swim around for hours until it reappeared in a totally different part of the pool... I knew I shouldn't had deleted my earlier "Cask of Amontillado"...Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2017-01-08T21:28:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Kobold Publishing's Dice of Doom ContestDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2gv?Kobold-Publishings-Dice-of-Doom-Contest#62016-12-14T18:18:18Z2016-12-14T18:05:32Z<p>{<i>angrily</i>} <a href="https://i.makeagif.com/media/9-21-2015/K0w6A1.gif" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Newmann!</a></p>{angrily} Newmann!Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-12-14T18:05:32ZRe: Forums: Lost Omens Products: Paizo Blog: First World Preview—The PlacesDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5ljd8?First-World-Preview-The-Places#82016-12-13T01:42:16Z2016-12-08T21:53:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote>Cobyslarni</blockquote><p>That still only counts as one!Quote:Cobyslarni
That still only counts as one!Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-12-08T21:53:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2963?Deep-6-FaWtL#1481092016-10-20T13:43:41Z2016-10-18T23:43:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">captain yesterday wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I liked the first episode.</p>
<p>Better than the Ghost Rider movie. :-) </blockquote>you deserve to be naked for such apostasy. </blockquote><p>CY's two chief weapons are nakedness and apostasy... and a multitude of aliases. His <i>three</i> weapons are nakedness, apostasy, and a multitude of aliases... and an almost fanatical devotion to fluffing unboxed plush animals. His <i>four</i>...no... <i>Amongst</i> his weapons...Freehold DM wrote:captain yesterday wrote:I liked the first episode.
Better than the Ghost Rider movie. :-)
you deserve to be naked for such apostasy. CY's two chief weapons are nakedness and apostasy... and a multitude of aliases. His three weapons are nakedness, apostasy, and a multitude of aliases... and an almost fanatical devotion to fluffing unboxed plush animals. His four...no... Amongst his weapons...Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-10-18T23:43:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Exit the koboldDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iqkb&page=3?Exit-the-kobold#1182016-10-04T23:38:56Z2016-10-04T19:48:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">DungeonmasterCal wrote:</div><blockquote> Well, dang. Gonna miss ya around here. </blockquote>Check the dates. </blockquote><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qIMTA4_YdU" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">"Bad dates"</a>Drejk wrote:DungeonmasterCal wrote: Well, dang. Gonna miss ya around here.
Check the dates. "Bad dates"Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-10-04T19:48:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2912?Deep-6-FaWtL#1455772016-08-22T00:00:42Z2016-08-21T22:53:43Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Babou wrote:</div><blockquote> Meow! </blockquote><p>Sepentine, Babou! SERPENTINE!Babou wrote:Meow!
Sepentine, Babou! SERPENTINE!Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-08-21T22:53:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Philadelphia DNC 2016Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tsrf&page=5?Philadelphia-DNC-2016#2452016-07-26T17:53:08Z2016-07-26T17:53:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Conservative Anklebiter wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •Looks in again, takes a shot of Dr. Pepper, laughs, writes this•</p>
<p>You guys are funny to watch. </blockquote><p>"Whaddaya mean we're funny? Funny how? Like funny 'ha ha' or funny strange?"Conservative Anklebiter wrote:*Looks in again, takes a shot of Dr. Pepper, laughs, writes this*
You guys are funny to watch.
"Whaddaya mean we're funny? Funny how? Like funny 'ha ha' or funny strange?"Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-07-26T17:53:08ZRe: Forums: Television: New Star Trek Series Premieres January 2017Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t2mj&page=4?New-Star-Trek-Series-Premieres-January-2017#1582016-07-27T20:35:07Z2016-07-26T17:46:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">JoelF847 wrote:</div><blockquote> If it's set after Undiscovered Country, I hope they find a way to have a good Captain Sulu cameo. </blockquote><p>.
<p><b>Captain Hikaru Sulu</b>: "In range?"
<br />
<b>Helmsman Lojur</b>: "Not yet sir."
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<b>Sulu</b>: "Come on, come on."
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<b>Helmsman</b>: "She'll fly apart!"
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<b>Sulu</b>: "<i>Fly her apart then!</i>"</p>JoelF847 wrote:If it's set after Undiscovered Country, I hope they find a way to have a good Captain Sulu cameo.
. Captain Hikaru Sulu: "In range?"
Helmsman Lojur: "Not yet sir."
Sulu: "Come on, come on."
Helmsman: "She'll fly apart!"
Sulu: "Fly her apart then!"Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-07-26T17:46:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who now owns Facebook?Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tpm6?Who-now-owns-Facebook#232016-06-08T14:58:40Z2016-06-08T14:58:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Lab_Rat wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Goth Guru wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
5. Mark Zuckerburg is the CEO of Facebook, but whoever owns a controlling share of the stock may be controlling the company. Somebody hacked Mark's other accounts, but I had nothing to do with that. If Anonymous had found anything explaining Facebook's weird behaviour, he or she would have made some kind of announcement.</blockquote>Zuckerberg owns 4 million Facebook Class A shares (1 vote per share) and 468 million Class B shares (10 votes per share), giving him overall voting power of 60% of total voting stock. Zuckerberg controls Facebook. </blockquote><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1L8wftRFLX0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL!</a> </blockquote><p>Freehold DM wrote:Lab_Rat wrote: Goth Guru wrote:
5. Mark Zuckerburg is the CEO of Facebook, but whoever owns a controlling share of the stock may be controlling the company. Somebody hacked Mark's other accounts, but I had nothing to do with that. If Anonymous had found anything explaining Facebook's weird behaviour, he or she would have made some kind of announcement.
Zuckerberg owns 4 million Facebook Class A shares (1 vote per share) and 468 million Class B shares (10 votes per share),...Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-08T14:58:40ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: What authors do we want to see writing the AP and back matter articles?Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tp1p?What-authors-do-we-want-to-see-writing-the-AP#62016-06-01T06:22:05Z2016-06-01T04:07:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vic Wertz wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Steve Geddes wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm hoping it will lure Erik Mona back into AP writing. He's written some of my group's favorite adventures. </blockquote>Who? </blockquote><p>{<i>disappointed</i>} Star-Mona, man! The legendary publisher? Guys?Vic Wertz wrote:Steve Geddes wrote: I'm hoping it will lure Erik Mona back into AP writing. He's written some of my group's favorite adventures.
Who? {disappointed} Star-Mona, man! The legendary publisher? Guys?Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-06-01T04:07:49ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2832?Deep-6-FaWtL#1415992016-05-22T03:01:12Z2016-05-22T00:49:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">General Buck Turgidson wrote:</div><blockquote><span class=tiny>• Edit: Yeah, I know this is a Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper reference/line, but I'm trying to avoid creating a third <i>Strangelove</i> alias.</span> </blockquote><p>You could have used me. But no, you keep forgetting I even exist. {<i><a href="https://youtu.be/rccD1EWenio?t=4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">walks off slowly and alone</a></i>}General Buck Turgidson wrote:* Edit: Yeah, I know this is a Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper reference/line, but I'm trying to avoid creating a third Strangelove alias.
You could have used me. But no, you keep forgetting I even exist. {walks off slowly and alone}Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-05-22T00:49:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Flame War!Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kbiw&page=15?The-Flame-War#7332016-04-28T17:41:33Z2016-04-28T17:41:33Z<p>{<i>sings (badly)</i>:} ♪ ♫
<br />
"The only one who could ever reach me
<br />
Was the son of a silly person..." ♩ ♬</p>{sings (badly):} ♪ ♫
"The only one who could ever reach me
Was the son of a silly person..." ♩ ♬Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2016-04-28T17:41:33ZRe: Forums: Movies: Captain America Civil WarDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sujc?Captain-America-Civil-War#352015-11-27T02:04:18Z2015-11-26T17:10:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Whedonverse wrote:</div><blockquote> Since the Whedonverse escaped television, nothing can escape from It's overly contrived <b>clutches</b>. </blockquote><p>{<i>in William Conrad narrator voice</i>:} Will Freeholdy the Squirrelly Drow and Yesterday J. Moose escape from Boris Whedon's dastardly cinematic clutches?
<p>Tune in next time for:</p>
<p>"Grind 'Em If You Can't Find 'Em"</p>
<p>- or -</p>
<p>"Clutches Cargocult"</p>The Whedonverse wrote:Since the Whedonverse escaped television, nothing can escape from It's overly contrived clutches.
{in William Conrad narrator voice:} Will Freeholdy the Squirrelly Drow and Yesterday J. Moose escape from Boris Whedon's dastardly cinematic clutches? Tune in next time for:
"Grind 'Em If You Can't Find 'Em"
- or -
"Clutches Cargocult"Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-11-26T17:10:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLDire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=2590?Deep-6-FaWtL#1294622015-11-04T02:56:24Z2015-11-03T18:34:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Treppa wrote:</div><blockquote> It's 75 today, but we are supposed to get SNOW! on Thursday! :D :D :D </blockquote><p>{<i>shouting angrily</i>} "Freehold DM was able to build a blizzard in a cave! With a box of scraps!"Treppa wrote:It's 75 today, but we are supposed to get SNOW! on Thursday! :D :D :D
{shouting angrily} "Freehold DM was able to build a blizzard in a cave! With a box of scraps!"Dire Quote Mangler (alias of Ambrosia Slaad)2015-11-03T18:34:37Z