paizo.com Recent Posts by Darren Al-Teipaizo.com Recent Posts by Darren Al-Tei2008-09-08T22:29:34Z2008-09-08T22:29:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I Miss Stupid, Pontless ThreadsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2kccm&page=2?I-Miss-Stupid-Pontless-Threads#562010-01-05T19:28:14Z2010-01-05T19:28:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Xabulba wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">David Fryer wrote:</div><blockquote> That's not what the poodles say. </blockquote>Never trust anything that would hump a cactus. </blockquote><p>Oh, like you've never ...!!!Xabulba wrote:David Fryer wrote: That's not what the poodles say.
Never trust anything that would hump a cactus. Oh, like you've never ...!!!Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2010-01-05T19:28:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Forums are Way Too Long!!!Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jm4r&page=29?Forums-are-Way-Too-Long#14012009-06-29T23:00:10Z2009-06-11T01:49:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mac Boyce wrote:</div><blockquote> POODLE FREE!!!!!! </blockquote><p>Ha!Mac Boyce wrote:POODLE FREE!!!!!!
Ha!Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2009-06-11T01:49:39ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Launch Poster RolledDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/products/btpy88ln/discuss&page=4?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Launch-Poster-Rolled#1512010-03-13T13:04:00Z2009-06-09T02:32:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vic Wertz wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Tarren Dei wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vic Wertz wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">taig wrote:</div><blockquote> Sorry, I was wrong. I'm looking for a kicked puppy. You know where I can get one of those? </blockquote>3.... 2... 1... </blockquote>Is that the countdown for a lock? </blockquote>That was the countdown for a kicked dog. Apparently he got scared away... </blockquote><p>Ah, sorry, I found a gold lamé bell-bottomed leg to hump. Got distracted.Vic Wertz wrote:Tarren Dei wrote: Vic Wertz wrote: taig wrote: Sorry, I was wrong. I'm looking for a kicked puppy. You know where I can get one of those?
3.... 2... 1... Is that the countdown for a lock? That was the countdown for a kicked dog. Apparently he got scared away... Ah, sorry, I found a gold lamé bell-bottomed leg to hump. Got distracted.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2009-06-09T02:32:33ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: More new avatar imagesDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2h2yh&page=6?More-new-avatar-images#2992010-05-21T21:08:31Z2009-04-02T22:59:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Cosmo wrote:</div><blockquote> The llamas whose responsibility it was to see that the llamas whose responsibility it was to see that the llamas responsible for this thread have been sacked, have been sacked. </blockquote><p>Dammit, they're <a href="http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj171/tarrendei/DSC02406.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">shaved alpacas</a> not llamas!! Get it right.Cosmo wrote:The llamas whose responsibility it was to see that the llamas whose responsibility it was to see that the llamas responsible for this thread have been sacked, have been sacked.
Dammit, they're shaved alpacas not llamas!! Get it right.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2009-04-02T22:59:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Free Speech & Political Correctness, or How I learned to never speak EVER, as someone might be offended.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jeor&page=5?Free-Speech-Political-Correctness-or-How-I#2212009-03-21T16:26:44Z2009-03-21T16:26:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> Coyotes are all whores. </blockquote><p>Stop staring at my tail, you perv.Heathansson wrote:Coyotes are all whores.
Stop staring at my tail, you perv.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2009-03-21T16:26:44ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Free Speech & Political Correctness, or How I learned to never speak EVER, as someone might be offended.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2jeor&page=5?Free-Speech-Political-Correctness-or-How-I#2172009-03-21T16:16:38Z2009-03-21T16:16:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">James Keegan wrote:</div><blockquote><p> My mother's family is from Vermont and they got coyotes and coydogs. I didn't think coyotes could mate with dogs, but there you go.•</p>
<p>•Please note that my incredulity at the prospect of coydogs does not, repeat, not infer that I have a problem with canine interspecies relations. </blockquote><p>Despite your objections, I am offended by the inference that such matings are somehow abnormal. I realize you weren't <i>implying</i> that but I <i>inferred</i> it and now blame you for my misunderstanding!!! How does this flag button work again???!!!James Keegan wrote:My mother's family is from Vermont and they got coyotes and coydogs. I didn't think coyotes could mate with dogs, but there you go.*
*Please note that my incredulity at the prospect of coydogs does not, repeat, not infer that I have a problem with canine interspecies relations.
Despite your objections, I am offended by the inference that such matings are somehow abnormal. I realize you weren't implying that but I inferred it and now blame you for my misunderstanding!!!...Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2009-03-21T16:16:38ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Bad Gaming ExperienceDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ja5q?Bad-Gaming-Experience#322009-02-10T18:44:24Z2009-02-10T18:44:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Tarren Dei wrote:</div><blockquote>Maybe your cultists would cheer you up? </blockquote><p>•humps Tarren's leg•Tarren Dei wrote:Maybe your cultists would cheer you up?
*humps Tarren's leg*Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2009-02-10T18:44:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Please, Paizo, Please off the Poodle Avatar.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hxx1&page=2?Please-Paizo-Please-off-the-Poodle-Avatar#852009-01-16T19:13:32Z2009-01-16T19:13:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I saw a llama at the zoo last week taking a dump.</p>
<p>I knew it was an omen.</p>
<p>True story. </blockquote><p>Are you sure it wasn't a <a href="http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj171/tarrendei/DSC02406.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">shaved alpaca?</a>
<p>Because they're pretty freaky looking.</p>Heathansson wrote:I saw a llama at the zoo last week taking a dump.
I knew it was an omen.
True story.
Are you sure it wasn't a shaved alpaca? Because they're pretty freaky looking.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2009-01-16T19:13:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Down With All PoodlesDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ipb4?Down-With-All-Poodles#462009-01-10T18:40:35Z2009-01-10T18:40:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>It has happened. The Poodle Overlord has returned. I must inform the Lemmings.</i> </blockquote><p>What do lemmings taste like? Can we lick them?Kobold Cleaver wrote:It has happened. The Poodle Overlord has returned. I must inform the Lemmings.
What do lemmings taste like? Can we lick them?Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2009-01-10T18:40:35ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=10?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#4522009-01-09T21:35:40Z2009-01-09T21:35:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:</div><blockquote> Please Courtfool. I beg of you. Take the poodles back. They're on the brink of driving the Jacks to madness. </blockquote><p>•Humps Jack's Right Hand Man's leg•Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:Please Courtfool. I beg of you. Take the poodles back. They're on the brink of driving the Jacks to madness.
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YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2009-01-09T21:17:14ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Do | ObstacleDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2j66c?Do-Obstacle#62009-01-09T21:15:33Z2009-01-09T21:15:33Z<p>Welcome back CourtFool.</p>Welcome back CourtFool.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2009-01-09T21:15:33ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=9?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#4292008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-11-09T23:30:07Z<p>What do we do once we have found <a href="http://www.youmeetinatavern.com/index.php?action=profile;u=635;sa=showPosts" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">him?</a></p>What do we do once we have found him?Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-11-09T23:30:07ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: If you're going to be a fool ...Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iyr5?If-youre-going-to-be-a-fool#92008-11-09T05:07:00Z2008-11-09T05:06:59Z<p>Summon the master. Summon the Fool or ye shall know the wrath of a thousand poodles.</p>Summon the master. Summon the Fool or ye shall know the wrath of a thousand poodles.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-11-09T05:06:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Flame War II ImminentDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ivce&page=5?Flame-War-II-Imminent#2172010-08-06T02:11:40Z2008-10-18T02:21:10Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Ubermench wrote:</div><blockquote><p>.... poodles do like licking a##. ;)
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That's KICKING. Poodles KICK a##.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-10-18T02:21:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=8?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#3652008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-10-11T01:05:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dread Lord Poodle wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I'll sell you frogs to the Cajuns if you keep that up</p>
<p><i>Growls squeakily, then licks his nethers</i> </blockquote><p>Yumm, ... spicy frogs.Dread Lord Poodle wrote:I'll sell you frogs to the Cajuns if you keep that up
Growls squeakily, then licks his nethers
Yumm, ... spicy frogs.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-10-11T01:05:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=2?Frog-Pond#672010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-09-21T00:10:42Z<p>•runs in and pees on a lilypad•</p>*runs in and pees on a lilypad*Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-21T00:10:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=6?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2812008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-20T15:57:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Thief wrote:</div><blockquote> Ow! Ahem... that hurt </blockquote><p>•steals back squeaky toys•The Thief wrote:Ow! Ahem... that hurt
*steals back squeaky toys*Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:57:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=6?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2782008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-20T15:53:58Z<p>•Bites thief's bum•</p>*Bites thief's bum*Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:53:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=6?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2752008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-20T15:50:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Butterfrog wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •Casts Beefup the Froggies•</p>
<p>•The frogs turned into princes....•</p>
<p>Crap!!! Fumble fumble... where's that Remove Curse? </blockquote><p>You be gobbled!
<p>[Spoiler omitted]</p>Butterfrog wrote:*Casts Beefup the Froggies*
*The frogs turned into princes....*
Crap!!! Fumble fumble... where's that Remove Curse?
You be gobbled! [Spoiler omitted]Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:50:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=6?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2722008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-20T15:45:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Kobold Cleaver wrote:</div><blockquote> I keep telling you poodles, you CAN'T have a raise! Don't make me set the lemmings on you all! </blockquote><p>"Do lemmings taste like chicken?"Kobold Cleaver wrote:I keep telling you poodles, you CAN'T have a raise! Don't make me set the lemmings on you all!
"Do lemmings taste like chicken?"Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:45:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=6?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2692008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-20T15:38:53Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Butterfrog wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Lets vandalize the poodle thread!!!!</p>
<p>•Lets loose hundres of tiny yapping chihuahas•</p>
<p>WHo let the dogs out...! </blockquote><p>•Munch Munch Munch•
<p>"Agggh!! CWM Chihuahua ... what are you doing here?"</p>Butterfrog wrote:Lets vandalize the poodle thread!!!!
*Lets loose hundres of tiny yapping chihuahas*
WHo let the dogs out...!
*Munch Munch Munch* "Agggh!! CWM Chihuahua ... what are you doing here?"Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:38:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=6?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2672008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-20T15:33:22Z<p>"You been chomped! Back to your swamp!!"</p>"You been chomped! Back to your swamp!!"Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:33:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx&page=2?Frog-Pond#542010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-09-20T15:30:02Z<p>•You froggies have very big eyes ... big swirling eyes!!•</p>*You froggies have very big eyes ... big swirling eyes!!*Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:30:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=6?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2652008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-20T15:28:57Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Frog Cultist wrote:</div><blockquote> Yeah, yeah, so takes dat pooldel! </blockquote><p>•Chomp Chomp•
<p>Stop flapping your wings!!</p>
<p>•Chomp•</p>
<p>Got him!!</p>Frog Cultist wrote:Yeah, yeah, so takes dat pooldel!
*Chomp Chomp* Stop flapping your wings!!
*Chomp*
Got him!!Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:28:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=6?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2612008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-20T15:22:26Z<p>•MUNCH•</p>
<p>"I got me froggie!!"</p>*MUNCH*
"I got me froggie!!"Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:22:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=6?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2592008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-20T15:20:54Z<p>•Snap Snap Snap•</p>
<p>"Missed!"</p>*Snap Snap Snap*
"Missed!"Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:20:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx?Frog-Pond#482010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-09-20T15:13:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Butterfrog wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Hey Poodlehead! You wanted us out of your thread and now you come to invade? Ruuuude...</p>
<p>•Sharpens poodle hairstyle-machine• </blockquote><p>"Me wanted bite-sized snacks and threadrules to allow munching. C'mon back for more chomping!"Butterfrog wrote:Hey Poodlehead! You wanted us out of your thread and now you come to invade? Ruuuude...
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"Me wanted bite-sized snacks and threadrules to allow munching. C'mon back for more chomping!"Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:13:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=6?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2562008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-20T15:03:47Z<p>"C'mon little froggies. I be hungry!"</p>"C'mon little froggies. I be hungry!"Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:03:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Frog PondDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2isrx?Frog-Pond#452010-01-29T18:46:53Z2008-09-20T15:02:22Z<p>•flanks froggie and attacks•</p>*flanks froggie and attacks*Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-20T15:02:22ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=6?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2512008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-19T23:25:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Frog Cultist wrote:</div><blockquote> Oskay! </blockquote><p>•Gobbles up frog•
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*Gobbles up frog* Proposed Threadrule:
[Spoiler omitted]Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-19T23:25:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=5?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2412008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-19T00:54:25Z<p>YipYipYipYip</p>YipYipYipYipDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-19T00:54:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Let's Straighten This Out...Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ismh&page=2?Lets-Straighten-This-Out#722008-09-18T23:48:42Z2008-09-18T23:48:42Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Joey Lafyatis wrote:</div><blockquote> Is that all cults represented? Speak now or forever hold your peace! </blockquote><p>The Eastern Branch of the Poodle Overlord would like to secede from the Poodle Cult and be considered. There have been some schisms in our interpretation of the Great Poodle's doctrine.
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The Eastern Branch of the Poodle Overlord would like to secede from the Poodle Cult and be considered. There have been some schisms in our interpretation of the Great Poodle's doctrine. Also:
[Spoiler omitted]Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-18T23:48:42ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=5?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2202008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-18T23:46:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Frog Cultist wrote:</div><blockquote> Heeeheeehee, ye hads a froggy ina ye' throat! </blockquote><p>Tastes like chicken.Frog Cultist wrote:Heeeheeehee, ye hads a froggy ina ye' throat!
Tastes like chicken.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-18T23:46:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=5?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#2182008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-18T23:44:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Frog Cultist wrote:</div><blockquote> •runs into the room, and throws a smoke bomb• Amphibian Supremacy!!! •quickly running out• </blockquote><p>"Not fast enough!"
</p>
•eats cute little froggy. ... gags•</p>Frog Cultist wrote:*runs into the room, and throws a smoke bomb* Amphibian Supremacy!!! *quickly running out*
"Not fast enough!"
*eats cute little froggy. ... gags*Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-18T23:44:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Let's Straighten This Out...Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ismh?Lets-Straighten-This-Out#482008-09-18T00:48:46Z2008-09-18T00:48:40Z<p>I am being Darren Al-Tei of the Eastern Branch of the Greater Poodle Lords.</p>I am being Darren Al-Tei of the Eastern Branch of the Greater Poodle Lords.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-18T00:48:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Signs You're A Paizo Messageboard AddictDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2irfy&page=5?Signs-Youre-A-Paizo-Messageboard-Addict#2112010-01-05T19:51:00Z2008-09-17T14:27:59Z<p>And it pays proper dues to the Poodle Overlord. You are permitted.</p>And it pays proper dues to the Poodle Overlord. You are permitted.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-17T14:27:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=4?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#1842008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-17T02:03:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Sharoth wrote:</div><blockquote><p> From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...</p>
<p>Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.</p>
<p></blockquote><p>You are assuming they have jobs ...Sharoth wrote:From this moment on, no one with the following in their name or on their avatar shall ever get a raise...
Llama, Poodle, Frog, Sebastian, Heath, Court, Fool, Cultist.
You are assuming they have jobs ...Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-17T02:03:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=4?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#1542008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-16T13:52:34Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">David Wickham wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">David Wickham wrote:</div><blockquote> I am both intrigued and disturbed by this Poodle Revolution...tell me more. </blockquote>Not going to reveal the secret workings of your hero worship/death cult? </blockquote><p>•hands David a poodle head, dripping in blood•
<p>"Not until you enter into our fold, initiate-b••&@."</p>David Wickham wrote:David Wickham wrote: I am both intrigued and disturbed by this Poodle Revolution...tell me more.
Not going to reveal the secret workings of your hero worship/death cult? *hands David a poodle head, dripping in blood* "Not until you enter into our fold, initiate-b#@#%."Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-16T13:52:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I think i need a different avatar...Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2irrx?I-think-i-need-a-different-avatar#232008-09-15T22:22:24Z2008-09-15T22:22:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">David Wickham wrote:</div><blockquote><p> considering the semi-humerous nature of my posts, i dont htink my Red Mantis avatar quite fits me any more...</p>
<p>any suggestions for a new (not the poodle) one? </blockquote><p>Have you considered a poodle?David Wickham wrote:considering the semi-humerous nature of my posts, i dont htink my Red Mantis avatar quite fits me any more...
any suggestions for a new (not the poodle) one?
Have you considered a poodle?Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-15T22:22:23ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=3?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#1472008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-15T20:03:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">CourtFool wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Rise my minions and poodle all edition war threads. Those knuckleheads brought this on themselves.</p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>Yap! Yap! Yap!</span></b> </blockquote><p>If it be they will, Poodle Overlord, it shall be done!CourtFool wrote:Rise my minions and poodle all edition war threads. Those knuckleheads brought this on themselves.
Yap! Yap! Yap!
If it be they will, Poodle Overlord, it shall be done!Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-15T20:03:33ZForums: 4th Edition: Some of my best friends play 4e ...Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2is5v?Some-of-my-best-friends-play-4e#12012-11-15T20:34:47Z2008-09-14T22:12:53Z<p>Okay, well, that is not strictly true. I don't have all that many friends. But if I did, and if they played 4e, I wouldn't insult them.</p>
<p>On another thread it was said that Paizo has become an unfriendly place for players of 4e. I hope that isn't true, but in case it has, I'd like to ask all Paizonians ... or, at least the important ones ... in taking the pledge below:</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I pledge not to attack you for your choice in editions or, for that matter, role-playing games. If I criticize your game, it is not a criticism of you. If I criticize you, it is for things you have done and said, not because of the game you play. Unless you play Hero System. Or are a poodle. Or both. </span></p>Okay, well, that is not strictly true. I don't have all that many friends. But if I did, and if they played 4e, I wouldn't insult them.
On another thread it was said that Paizo has become an unfriendly place for players of 4e. I hope that isn't true, but in case it has, I'd like to ask all Paizonians ... or, at least the important ones ... in taking the pledge below:
I pledge not to attack you for your choice in editions or, for that matter, role-playing games. If I criticize your game, it...Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-14T22:12:53ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: 4e Red Dragon S*@s On 4e CriticismsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2irxb&page=3?4e-Red-Dragon-Ss-On-4e-Criticisms#1312008-09-14T19:38:45Z2008-09-14T19:38:30Z<p>Yum. $mur<b>[/b]fs. Poodles love $mur[b]</b>fs.</p>Yum. $mur[/b]fs. Poodles love $mur[b]fs.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-14T19:38:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f&page=3?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#1282008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-13T15:31:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Callous Jack wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">David Fryer wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">kessukoofah wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher! </blockquote>I want a Chihuahua avatar myself. </blockquote>That may be worse than the poodle... </blockquote><p>•humps Callous Jack's leg•Callous Jack wrote:David Fryer wrote: kessukoofah wrote:And I second the shock collar avatar. or one of a dogcatcher!
I want a Chihuahua avatar myself. That may be worse than the poodle... *humps Callous Jack's leg*Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-13T15:31:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Paizo Community OTD Presidential CampaignDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2iqb1&page=4?Paizo-Community-OTD-Presidential-Campaign#1602008-10-09T20:46:02Z2008-09-12T16:23:23Z<p>ANSWER THE QUESTION ALREADY! DO YOU SUPPORT THE POODLE REVOLU ... </p>
<p>Oooh, look, a leg to hump.</p>ANSWER THE QUESTION ALREADY! DO YOU SUPPORT THE POODLE REVOLU ...
Oooh, look, a leg to hump.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-12T16:23:23ZRe: Forums: General Discussion (Prerelease): Paizo Pathfinder Bestiary: The Great Monster Debate!Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2irrf?Paizo-Pathfinder-Bestiary-The-Great-Monster#322009-06-02T09:10:22Z2008-09-12T11:14:59Z<p>Make elementals interesting. Don't make them seem like T-Shirts that can be ordered in any size from Small to Huge but are otherwise the same.</p>
<p>Delver? No.
<br />
Tojanida? Not as drawn.
<br />
Tendriculos? Stupid name.</p>
<p>Poodle Overlords? Definitely.</p>Make elementals interesting. Don't make them seem like T-Shirts that can be ordered in any size from Small to Huge but are otherwise the same.
Delver? No.
Tojanida? Not as drawn.
Tendriculos? Stupid name.
Poodle Overlords? Definitely.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-12T11:14:59ZRe: Forums: 4th Edition: The Red Dragon's InterviewDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2irh2&page=2?The-Red-Dragons-Interview#682008-09-11T22:14:02Z2008-09-11T22:14:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Heathansson wrote:</div><blockquote> I watched it again, and it still wasn't funny. It's unfunnier than The Donny and Marie Show. Purple socks.....ahahahaha! </blockquote><p>I don't want to ever ... EVER hear you insult Donny or Marie EVER again! Got that puppy?Heathansson wrote:I watched it again, and it still wasn't funny. It's unfunnier than The Donny and Marie Show. Purple socks.....ahahahaha!
I don't want to ever ... EVER hear you insult Donny or Marie EVER again! Got that puppy?Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-11T22:14:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Terms On The Boards You Don't UnderstandDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2irp1&page=2?Terms-On-The-Boards-You-Dont-Understand#922010-01-01T14:52:45Z2008-09-11T19:32:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Llamafrog wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">kessukoofah wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
PÜ-dul (Noun)
<br />
1) Infuriating, small creature of the canine family, known for yapping and peeing on upholstery.
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2)Infuriating, small ego-ed internet creature of the canine family, known for yapping and peeing on message boards.</blockquote><p>3) Member of the Poodlevolution who seeks to praise those Web dinosaurs whoe deserve it and bother the rest not-so-funny guys who don't want to let their inner poodle out
<p>) Yap Yap Grrrr... psssssssssst (pissing on this post). </blockquote><p>I thought we were still in the secret phase of the revolution. No one tells me anything!Llamafrog wrote:kessukoofah wrote:
PÜ-dul (Noun)
1) Infuriating, small creature of the canine family, known for yapping and peeing on upholstery.
2)Infuriating, small ego-ed internet creature of the canine family, known for yapping and peeing on message boards.
3) Member of the Poodlevolution who seeks to praise those Web dinosaurs whoe deserve it and bother the rest not-so-funny guys who don't want to let their inner poodle out ) Yap Yap Grrrr... psssssssssst (pissing on this post). I...Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-11T19:32:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#432008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-09T15:04:09Z<p>All hail the Poodle Overlord! CourtFool is in the house.</p>All hail the Poodle Overlord! CourtFool is in the house.Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-09T15:04:09ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Raise of the Poodle LordsDarren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ir9f?Raise-of-the-Poodle-Lords#372008-12-30T20:17:54Z2008-09-09T14:39:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">EileenProphetofIstus wrote:</div><blockquote> I slap a leash around the poodle and take him for a walk around the block. If he misteps, barks, yaps, or pulls away, well......lets just say we divert our path and go straight to the pound. </blockquote><p>•whimpers and licks Eileen's feet•EileenProphetofIstus wrote:I slap a leash around the poodle and take him for a walk around the block. If he misteps, barks, yaps, or pulls away, well......lets just say we divert our path and go straight to the pound.
*whimpers and licks Eileen's feet*Darren Al-Tei (alias of Tarren Dei, RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)2008-09-09T14:39:24Z