paizo.com Recent Posts by Comte de Malodorpaizo.com Recent Posts by Comte de Malodor2024-03-25T22:23:38Z2024-03-25T22:23:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=687?Last-one-to-post-wins#343172024-03-25T22:30:47Z2024-03-25T22:23:37Z<p>I say, that's new!</p>I say, that's new!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2024-03-25T22:23:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=687?Last-one-to-post-wins#343152024-03-24T20:50:46Z2024-03-24T20:38:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mr. Grinch wrote:</div><blockquote> What’s your take on paradoxes then? </blockquote><p>The same as my take on regular doxies.Mr. Grinch wrote:What’s your take on paradoxes then?
The same as my take on regular doxies.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2024-03-24T20:38:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=683?Last-one-to-post-wins#341242024-01-01T22:40:57Z2024-01-01T22:31:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Oni Taiko-Drums In Your Closet wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>•Bum-Bum•
<br />
•Bum!-Bum!-Bum!•
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•BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!•</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-bigger>•BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!!!•</span></p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>•BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BU M-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!!!!!! •</span></b></p>
<p><span class=tiny>•clatter...!•</span> </blockquote><p>That's a very accurate summary of my weekend.Oni Taiko-Drums In Your Closet wrote:*Bum-Bum*
*Bum!-Bum!-Bum!*
*BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!*
*BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!!!*
*BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BU M-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM-BUM!!!!!! *
*clatter...!*
That's a very accurate summary of my weekend.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2024-01-01T22:31:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=683?Last-one-to-post-wins#341012023-12-23T21:11:08Z2023-12-23T21:04:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The when wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Rather than engaging in pointless acts of violence (That’s more the Grinch’s thing), The when offers the nice mime knitted jodhpurs to the Comte.</p>
<p>“I’m handing them over till them over via telekinesis. You just have to reach out and grab them, Count.” </blockquote><p>{Diddler durdur, diddler durder, diddler durdur, diddlerdur}
<p>I see those,
<br />
Personal trousers.
<br />
Something to warm your thighs, as well as the hair.</p>
<p>Reach out, touch pants.</p>The when wrote:Rather than engaging in pointless acts of violence (That’s more the Grinch’s thing), The when offers the nice mime knitted jodhpurs to the Comte.
“I’m handing them over till them over via telekinesis. You just have to reach out and grab them, Count.”
{Diddler durdur, diddler durder, diddler durdur, diddlerdur} I see those,
Personal trousers.
Something to warm your thighs, as well as the hair.
Reach out, touch pants.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-12-23T21:04:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=682?Last-one-to-post-wins#340962023-12-22T07:09:16Z2023-12-22T07:01:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The when wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Goblin Mime wrote:</div><blockquote> •Knits for The when, a pair of woollen trousers. That doesn't talk, or takes.• </blockquote>Pants knitted by a mime. Sure to be as comfortable as they are invisible. </blockquote><p>Hmm. Keep going. You have my attention.The when wrote:Goblin Mime wrote: *Knits for The when, a pair of woollen trousers. That doesn't talk, or takes.*
Pants knitted by a mime. Sure to be as comfortable as they are invisible. Hmm. Keep going. You have my attention.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-12-22T07:01:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=681?Last-one-to-post-wins#340112023-12-04T22:41:13Z2023-12-04T22:34:50Z<p>Of course I wanted his baguette to be hidden. I'm on a gluten-free diet, and must avoid temptation.</p>
<p>Same reason why Orange Hulk's pastry genitals should be concealed from view.</p>Of course I wanted his baguette to be hidden. I'm on a gluten-free diet, and must avoid temptation.
Same reason why Orange Hulk's pastry genitals should be concealed from view.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-12-04T22:34:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=681?Last-one-to-post-wins#340092023-11-28T21:00:09Z2023-11-28T20:01:11Z<p>I'd be more relieved if they weren't MY trousers.</p>I'd be more relieved if they weren't MY trousers.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-11-28T20:01:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=680?Last-one-to-post-wins#339892023-11-23T22:51:17Z2023-11-23T22:50:01Z<p>I can't think of a good reason to put clothes ON!</p>I can't think of a good reason to put clothes ON!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-11-23T22:50:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=679?Last-one-to-post-wins#339402023-10-07T15:00:28Z2023-10-06T23:43:46Z<p>I'd help, but all my insides have been replaced with hand-carved wooden cutlery.</p>I'd help, but all my insides have been replaced with hand-carved wooden cutlery.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-10-06T23:43:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=679?Last-one-to-post-wins#339352023-10-04T21:06:05Z2023-10-04T20:56:45Z<p>I'd be surprised if we did miss you. Multi-barrelled Halfling launchers can cover a pretty wide area very comprehensively.</p>I'd be surprised if we did miss you. Multi-barrelled Halfling launchers can cover a pretty wide area very comprehensively.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-10-04T20:56:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=678?Last-one-to-post-wins#339002023-09-13T22:01:16Z2023-09-13T22:00:48Z<p>Pre-stained!</p>Pre-stained!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-09-13T22:00:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=678?Last-one-to-post-wins#338872023-08-29T21:43:30Z2023-08-29T21:37:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The when wrote:</div><blockquote> Yes. Made a burrito instead. </blockquote><p>Rather than having my mouth washed out with Pulg, I was eating that very burrito. 'Burritos don't look like Pulg!', you might say, but this was a vintage, cellar-aged, pork 'n' prawn burrito.The when wrote:Yes. Made a burrito instead.
Rather than having my mouth washed out with Pulg, I was eating that very burrito. 'Burritos don't look like Pulg!', you might say, but this was a vintage, cellar-aged, pork 'n' prawn burrito.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-08-29T21:37:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=678?Last-one-to-post-wins#338742023-08-09T20:38:53Z2023-08-08T21:40:21Z<p>I must say that your Porn Star Livertini was a bit of a masterstroke.</p>I must say that your Porn Star Livertini was a bit of a masterstroke.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-08-08T21:40:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=678?Last-one-to-post-wins#338622023-07-29T22:28:28Z2023-07-29T22:23:29Z<p>•••• ••• •••••. •• ••• ••• ••••? ••••!? ••• •• ••••• & •••••••••!!! •••• •••!</p>**** *** *****. ** *** *** ****? ****!? *** ** ***** & *********!!! **** ***!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-07-29T22:23:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=677?Last-one-to-post-wins#338422023-06-30T06:51:23Z2023-06-30T06:51:23Z<p>Hold on, so waiters don't normally have flaming backsides?</p>Hold on, so waiters don't normally have flaming backsides?Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-06-30T06:51:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=674?Last-one-to-post-wins#336632023-04-18T20:24:58Z2023-04-18T18:50:21Z<p>I say, the nurses here really are something else!</p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger><i>•BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!•</b></span></i></p>I say, the nurses here really are something else!
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-04-18T18:50:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=672?Last-one-to-post-wins#335752023-03-24T22:17:08Z2023-03-24T22:17:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Pulg wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote><p> No, "Deathtrap" Duncan was a notorious prankster known for his lethal and puzzling "jokes".</p>
<p>Hence why, he gave himself the nickname of "Deathtrap" (he was inspired by the infamous Deathtrap Dungeon). </p>
<p>While Forrest O'Doom (no connection to Darkwood Forest, the <i>actual</i> Forest of Doom) was a petty baron from Khul.</p>
<p>They have since died, Deathtrap Duncan met his end (ironically) in Deathtrap Dungeon.</p>
<p>And Forrest O'Doom was victim to a mine collapse whilst searching for gold to improve his status. </blockquote>What about the very well-upholstered Karen 'Settee' Porter-Trapps? </blockquote>Also no, as she was a well-known halfling "entertainer". She took her own life after taking Comte de Malodor as a client. </blockquote><p>Hey, that's not true! Having it off with the ammunition is a bit far out even for me.Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Pulg wrote: Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:No, "Deathtrap" Duncan was a notorious prankster known for his lethal and puzzling "jokes".
Hence why, he gave himself the nickname of "Deathtrap" (he was inspired by the infamous Deathtrap Dungeon).
While Forrest O'Doom (no connection to Darkwood Forest, the actual Forest of Doom) was a petty baron from Khul.
They have since died, Deathtrap Duncan met his end (ironically) in Deathtrap Dungeon.
And Forrest O'Doom was...Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-03-24T22:17:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=671?Last-one-to-post-wins#335162023-03-11T16:41:43Z2023-03-10T23:27:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote><p> This is awkward... I only accept/use the currency of my homeland.</p>
<p>Fortunately, by amazing coincidence, Mortvania uses Great British Pounds.</p>
<p>And the bail is set to £10000, I recommend having a bake sale. </blockquote><p>Juliette, tell me again why you need <i>both</i> of my kidneys?Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:This is awkward... I only accept/use the currency of my homeland.
Fortunately, by amazing coincidence, Mortvania uses Great British Pounds.
And the bail is set to £10000, I recommend having a bake sale.
Juliette, tell me again why you need both of my kidneys?Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-03-10T23:27:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=669?Last-one-to-post-wins#334502023-02-25T21:37:26Z2023-02-25T21:37:26Z<p>Oh, it's pointed at her alright, and she's pretty big, but I still wouldn't be within 50 metres or so if you don't want to get SUDSEH.</p>Oh, it's pointed at her alright, and she's pretty big, but I still wouldn't be within 50 metres or so if you don't want to get SUDSEH.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-02-25T21:37:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=669?Last-one-to-post-wins#334472023-02-24T21:56:22Z2023-02-24T21:56:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dedrick, The Professor wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Comte de Malodor wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I had a vanlephant, so the best of both worlds.</p>
<p>However, I also have a multi-barrelled rocket launcher full of gigantic halfling-shaped bars of coal tar soap which is primed and ready to fire, so I'd get out of the way if I were you. </blockquote>Make sure that you get a good lock on Borvil, Alphonse, we can't let any soap go to waste! </blockquote><p>The whole point of a multiple-barrelled soap launcher is that you don't <i>have</i> to aim.
<p>And in reply to Grand Magus, certainly not. The witch will be cooked properly or not at all - raw witch is preferable to over-done.</p>Dedrick, The Professor wrote:Comte de Malodor wrote:I had a vanlephant, so the best of both worlds.
However, I also have a multi-barrelled rocket launcher full of gigantic halfling-shaped bars of coal tar soap which is primed and ready to fire, so I'd get out of the way if I were you.
Make sure that you get a good lock on Borvil, Alphonse, we can't let any soap go to waste! The whole point of a multiple-barrelled soap launcher is that you don't have to aim. And in reply to Grand Magus,...Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-02-24T21:56:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=669?Last-one-to-post-wins#334432023-02-24T07:58:25Z2023-02-24T07:58:25Z<p>I had a vanlephant, so the best of both worlds.</p>
<p>However, I also have a multi-barrelled rocket launcher full of gigantic halfling-shaped bars of coal tar soap which is primed and ready to fire, so I'd get out of the way if I were you.</p>I had a vanlephant, so the best of both worlds.
However, I also have a multi-barrelled rocket launcher full of gigantic halfling-shaped bars of coal tar soap which is primed and ready to fire, so I'd get out of the way if I were you.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-02-24T07:58:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=669?Last-one-to-post-wins#334132023-02-07T19:57:23Z2023-02-07T19:57:23Z<p>18. Me.</p>18. Me.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2023-02-07T19:57:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=664?Last-one-to-post-wins#331732022-12-04T21:56:54Z2022-12-04T21:17:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Good grief, that is such an unpleasant situation! But what happens to me and everyone else? Surely you gleaned some information about all of that? Please my friend, do not leave me in bewilderment, I must know the truth!</p>
<p>•• spoiler omitted •• </blockquote><p>You finally learn to tie your own shoelaces, Schism marries the immortal emperor of humanity (Harry Styles, painted silver and trapped in a lightbulb), The When is the new host of 'I'm An Inquisitor, Get Me Out Of Here!', and Jambi and GoatToucher have taken over Jim Bakker's show. Buckets for everybody!!!Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Good grief, that is such an unpleasant situation! But what happens to me and everyone else? Surely you gleaned some information about all of that? Please my friend, do not leave me in bewilderment, I must know the truth!
** spoiler omitted **
You finally learn to tie your own shoelaces, Schism marries the immortal emperor of humanity (Harry Styles, painted silver and trapped in a lightbulb), The When is the new host of 'I'm An Inquisitor, Get Me Out Of Here!',...Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-12-04T21:17:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=664?Last-one-to-post-wins#331692022-12-03T21:37:49Z2022-12-03T21:37:49Z<p>It is the year 3552, the Blood War's still ongoing, Mummy's in trouble for snubbing Dagon at the Carol Service (Carol requires regular servicing, as I know only too well), 'Everything I Do, I Do It For You' by Bryan Adams is still at number one in the hit parade, and I have changed my underpants.</p>It is the year 3552, the Blood War's still ongoing, Mummy's in trouble for snubbing Dagon at the Carol Service (Carol requires regular servicing, as I know only too well), 'Everything I Do, I Do It For You' by Bryan Adams is still at number one in the hit parade, and I have changed my underpants.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-12-03T21:37:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=664?Last-one-to-post-wins#331632022-12-01T08:27:12Z2022-12-01T08:27:12Z<p>Well, somebody must. We can't afford to lose another regimental mascot, and I'm not filling in form 1068091/bc4 (Pies, mutton, loss of, non-combat incident, by officer of commissioned rank, naked, half, Marmite, smeared with) again. Took me six months last time.</p>Well, somebody must. We can't afford to lose another regimental mascot, and I'm not filling in form 1068091/bc4 (Pies, mutton, loss of, non-combat incident, by officer of commissioned rank, naked, half, Marmite, smeared with) again. Took me six months last time.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-12-01T08:27:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=664?Last-one-to-post-wins#331612022-11-30T22:43:24Z2022-11-30T22:21:56Z<p>Never mind that. Where's my mutton pie?!</p>Never mind that. Where's my mutton pie?!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-11-30T22:21:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=663?Last-one-to-post-wins#331422022-11-26T22:07:23Z2022-11-26T22:07:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Reiner's Dragon Head Fruit Tree wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •Catches up to Comte de Malodor and sets his trousers on fire.•</p>
<p>•Smugly lumbers off, back to the greenhouse.• </blockquote><p>Sergeant, let's not waste this opportunity. Stuff the Duke of Huzzah-rd into the howitzer, light the slow-match from the seat of my britches, then we'll see if we can't put him right in the middle of that platoon of pit fiends over there.Reiner's Dragon Head Fruit Tree wrote:*Catches up to Comte de Malodor and sets his trousers on fire.*
*Smugly lumbers off, back to the greenhouse.*
Sergeant, let's not waste this opportunity. Stuff the Duke of Huzzah-rd into the howitzer, light the slow-match from the seat of my britches, then we'll see if we can't put him right in the middle of that platoon of pit fiends over there.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-11-26T22:07:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=663?Last-one-to-post-wins#331382022-11-25T22:40:39Z2022-11-25T22:40:39Z<p>Phew. That's better. I knew bicarbonate of soda would sort me out eventually.</p>
<p>Now, you there with the keytar and ocarina. How do you fancy a job as a high-explosive 552mm artillery round?</p>Phew. That's better. I knew bicarbonate of soda would sort me out eventually.
Now, you there with the keytar and ocarina. How do you fancy a job as a high-explosive 552mm artillery round?Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-11-25T22:40:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Ask Uncle GoatToucher!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2v6ua&page=3?Ask-Uncle-GoatToucher#1082022-11-27T06:32:51Z2022-11-23T08:09:04Z<p>Dear Unkie Goatie Touchie,</p>
<p>I have been sampling from Grandpa's box of out-of-date 1950s geriatric medication.</p>
<p>I am exploding in approximately 15 different dimensions, many unknown to science.</p>
<p>I am being chased by a) a fire breathing tree, and b) a chimera with the heads of Barba Striesland, Bette Midler, and Carly Rae Jepson</p>
<p>I am simultaneously playing 'soggy biscuit' with Winnie the Pooh and God.</p>
<p>I also no longer have Parkinson's Disease.</p>
<p>My question to you is, how do you fancy Dorchester Town's chances against Weymouth FC this Sunday.</p>Dear Unkie Goatie Touchie,
I have been sampling from Grandpa's box of out-of-date 1950s geriatric medication.
I am exploding in approximately 15 different dimensions, many unknown to science.
I am being chased by a) a fire breathing tree, and b) a chimera with the heads of Barba Striesland, Bette Midler, and Carly Rae Jepson
I am simultaneously playing 'soggy biscuit' with Winnie the Pooh and God.
I also no longer have Parkinson's Disease.
My question to you is, how do you fancy...Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-11-23T08:09:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=663?Last-one-to-post-wins#331312022-11-22T22:42:16Z2022-11-22T22:42:16Z<p>Help, help, I'm being chased by a fire-breathing tree!</p>Help, help, I'm being chased by a fire-breathing tree!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-11-22T22:42:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=663?Last-one-to-post-wins#331202022-11-20T10:41:39Z2022-11-20T00:44:53Z<p>OK. Those look very much like fruit to me. Roughly spherical, pendulous, and covered with fine hairs - couldn't be anything else!</p>OK. Those look very much like fruit to me. Roughly spherical, pendulous, and covered with fine hairs - couldn't be anything else!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-11-20T00:44:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=661?Last-one-to-post-wins#330032022-10-26T21:19:46Z2022-10-26T21:19:46Z<p>Whoopeeeeeee!!!!</p>Whoopeeeeeee!!!!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-10-26T21:19:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=660?Last-one-to-post-wins#329942022-10-26T06:58:32Z2022-10-26T06:58:32Z<p>Take it easy? Oh, that won't be a problem. I'm running down the road trying to loosen my load as we speak.</p>Take it easy? Oh, that won't be a problem. I'm running down the road trying to loosen my load as we speak.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-10-26T06:58:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=660?Last-one-to-post-wins#329792022-10-22T08:35:58Z2022-10-21T22:21:41Z<p>Have you been eating <i>my</i> dreams? Is that why you're being violently sick?</p>Have you been eating my dreams? Is that why you're being violently sick?Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-10-21T22:21:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=659?Last-one-to-post-wins#329392022-10-14T21:57:12Z2022-10-14T21:57:12Z<p>Hold on. Great-Aunt Hortense had a soul?!</p>Hold on. Great-Aunt Hortense had a soul?!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-10-14T21:57:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=659?Last-one-to-post-wins#329182022-10-11T06:56:11Z2022-10-11T06:56:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">GoatToucher wrote:</div><blockquote><p> :appears, his approach unnoticed, immediately behind the Comte:</p>
<p>Were you saying something, old boy?</p>
<p>:sips dark purple liqueur absently: </blockquote><p>I was a bit sceptical about your Miracle Weight Loss Programme at first, but what a transformation - those excess pounds have just melted away!GoatToucher wrote::appears, his approach unnoticed, immediately behind the Comte:
Were you saying something, old boy?
:sips dark purple liqueur absently:
I was a bit sceptical about your Miracle Weight Loss Programme at first, but what a transformation - those excess pounds have just melted away!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-10-11T06:56:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=659?Last-one-to-post-wins#329012022-10-08T20:05:36Z2022-10-08T20:05:36Z<p>Wow, thanks, I've been trying to get rid of those for ages.</p>Wow, thanks, I've been trying to get rid of those for ages.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-10-08T20:05:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=658?Last-one-to-post-wins#328972022-10-06T06:57:42Z2022-10-06T06:57:42Z<p>Play-doh is an extremely versatile substance.</p>Play-doh is an extremely versatile substance.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-10-06T06:57:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=657?Last-one-to-post-wins#328162022-09-09T21:08:02Z2022-09-09T21:08:02Z<p>Will he tamper with <i>my</i> biscuits?</p>Will he tamper with my biscuits?Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-09-09T21:08:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=657?Last-one-to-post-wins#328052022-09-06T21:39:53Z2022-09-06T21:39:53Z<p>Uncle Honore had.</p>Uncle Honore had.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-09-06T21:39:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=656?Last-one-to-post-wins#327852022-08-24T06:50:52Z2022-08-24T06:50:52Z<p>Gracious!</p>Gracious!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-08-24T06:50:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=656?Last-one-to-post-wins#327822022-08-23T19:19:12Z2022-08-23T19:19:12Z<p>Oo coo gosh baboosh yaroo!</p>Oo coo gosh baboosh yaroo!Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-08-23T19:19:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=656?Last-one-to-post-wins#327672022-08-17T07:41:56Z2022-08-16T21:42:12Z<p><i>Ba ba ba, ba babababa, bababa</i></p>
<p>Well, there's a statue-shaped dent in my bonce, and I still need to saw these manacles off, but let's see:</p>
<p>Swarfega
<br />
Rubber chaps
<br />
Quail's eggs
<br />
Canoe paddle
<br />
12 x scrolls of <i>Digby's Septuplar Throbber</i></p>
<p>Yes, I should say so. I just hope we can finish in time for the live broadcast of 'Challenge GoatToucher'</p>Ba ba ba, ba babababa, bababa
Well, there's a statue-shaped dent in my bonce, and I still need to saw these manacles off, but let's see:
Swarfega
Rubber chaps
Quail's eggs
Canoe paddle
12 x scrolls of Digby's Septuplar Throbber
Yes, I should say so. I just hope we can finish in time for the live broadcast of 'Challenge GoatToucher'Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-08-16T21:42:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=654?Last-one-to-post-wins#326782022-07-14T21:10:26Z2022-07-14T21:10:26Z<p>So what? We were all wearing masks, we mopped up after ourselves, and none of the pangolins were permanently harmed.</p>So what? We were all wearing masks, we mopped up after ourselves, and none of the pangolins were permanently harmed.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-07-14T21:10:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=654?Last-one-to-post-wins#326592022-07-09T20:50:04Z2022-07-09T19:41:43Z<p>Yes. It's a bit tight, and oddly sticky (and corrosive), but it'll be fine once it's worn in, and trust me, this will knock 'em dead when we have the battalion night out at 'Scandals' niteclub, City Of Brass.</p>Yes. It's a bit tight, and oddly sticky (and corrosive), but it'll be fine once it's worn in, and trust me, this will knock 'em dead when we have the battalion night out at 'Scandals' niteclub, City Of Brass.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-07-09T19:41:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=651?Last-one-to-post-wins#325062022-05-23T21:06:43Z2022-05-23T21:00:44Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Reiner's Blood Bowl Teams wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •Sees the bouncy ball, rushes to get it.•</p>
<p>•Many Halflings are injured, some are mysteriously taken away.•</p>
<p></blockquote><p>Ooh, free ammo.Reiner's Blood Bowl Teams wrote:*Sees the bouncy ball, rushes to get it.*
*Many Halflings are injured, some are mysteriously taken away.*
Ooh, free ammo.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-05-23T21:00:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=650?Last-one-to-post-wins#324552022-04-28T21:46:46Z2022-04-28T21:46:46Z<p>Demon kender eggs? Great! Same calibre as halflings, but far more annoying to the enemy.</p>Demon kender eggs? Great! Same calibre as halflings, but far more annoying to the enemy.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-04-28T21:46:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=650?Last-one-to-post-wins#324512022-04-28T08:06:26Z2022-04-27T21:23:24Z<p>Hold on. If •those• are the eggs, what, precisely, have I been squatting on?</p>Hold on. If *those* are the eggs, what, precisely, have I been squatting on?Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-04-27T21:23:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=649?Last-one-to-post-wins#324202022-04-21T09:10:11Z2022-04-20T21:32:40Z<p>Oh, there are probanly half a score or so cambions around the place with the distinctive Malodor Squint, but none of them will admit being mine.</p>Oh, there are probanly half a score or so cambions around the place with the distinctive Malodor Squint, but none of them will admit being mine.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-04-20T21:32:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsComte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=649?Last-one-to-post-wins#324162022-04-20T06:57:12Z2022-04-20T06:57:12Z<p>Maybe you're fussy.</p>Maybe you're fussy.Comte de Malodor (alias of Limeylongears)2022-04-20T06:57:12Z