To the tune of On Top of Ole Smoky:
Cecil's bit of tail.
The heroes of Sandpoint
All covered in blood
Killed all the goblins
Now laying in mud
After looting some corpses
And needing to sell
Found a guy named Vin Vendor
Bargaining started out well
But the shopkeepers daughter
She caught our gnomes eye
Made off to the basement
And laid down with a sigh
A few minutes later
Our haggling was done
Some gold for our plunder
While the gnome had his fun
Vin Vendor was startled
As he went for our gold
His randy young daughter
Not sixteen years old
On top of young Nikki
Shagging her hard
Was a strapping young gnome buck
Named Cecil the Bard
The merchant was angry
It caused quite a scene
He threw him then cursed her
His Sweet girl just Fifteen
The gnome split the party
He split the girl too
And the steaming mad father
Had to be held back by our crew
Get out of here this instant
Or I'll yell the guards name
Cecil grabbed the girls knickers
He has little shame
Father Kharhik and Cinderfoot,
Lush and the gnome
The heroes of Sandpoint
Many miles from their homes
Stay tuned to our story
Our mad little dash
You simply must find out
Does the gnome have a rash?
Chris Vores