neodac wrote:
all hail the great and handsom cheif Rendwattle *bows and offers a shiny rock*
*grabs shiny rock*
This rock is almost as blinding my handsomeness. For such a gift, you are first advisory to my goblin kingdom. Go and bring me some bugs to eat!
The Goblin wrote:
Proper tribute must include ear wax nuggets, moist pocket lint and pickled hobbit bits worm! You have insulted our great leader! Beware he doesn't summon the saint Mac for he has the blood of the dragon and is the alpha!
Lord Chief Gutwad accepts these puny gifts and shall allow you to live, until further notice. You shall be the best goblin, next to me, go adventure and bring me more of this 'pocket lint' as you call it.
Waruko wrote:
One does not simply summon the Saint Mac.
Foolish Longshank! We will; show you what you simply do not do. With these offerings of pocket lint and shiny rocks, we will summon this one known as 'Saint Mac'. He shall bow down to Lord Commander Chief Rendwattle Gutwad!