His Mighty Girthness Chief Rendwattle Gutwad

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4 posts. Alias of Justin Tanner.


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Goblinworks Executive Founder

The Goblin wrote:
Words in stone are very dangerous, they corrupt you through your eyes and steal your soul. Sent it to me immediately so I can dispose of it by putting it on top of my desk for your safety!

Who dares bring bad mojo such as written word into this sanctum! Any that do shall be exiled and known as Scribbleface!

Goblinworks Executive Founder

neodac wrote:
all hail the great and handsom cheif Rendwattle *bows and offers a shiny rock*

*grabs shiny rock*

This rock is almost as blinding my handsomeness. For such a gift, you are first advisory to my goblin kingdom. Go and bring me some bugs to eat!

The Goblin wrote:
Proper tribute must include ear wax nuggets, moist pocket lint and pickled hobbit bits worm! You have insulted our great leader! Beware he doesn't summon the saint Mac for he has the blood of the dragon and is the alpha!

Lord Chief Gutwad accepts these puny gifts and shall allow you to live, until further notice. You shall be the best goblin, next to me, go adventure and bring me more of this 'pocket lint' as you call it.

Waruko wrote:
One does not simply summon the Saint Mac.

Foolish Longshank! We will; show you what you simply do not do. With these offerings of pocket lint and shiny rocks, we will summon this one known as 'Saint Mac'. He shall bow down to Lord Commander Chief Rendwattle Gutwad!

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Waruko wrote:
I didn't think it was possible to get uglier. I stand corrected.

You know no greatness when you see it! Bow down to my perfect face of perfection!

*one of his warts pops*

It has spoken!

Goblinworks Executive Founder

The Goblin wrote:
Go to your profile and create an alias. I just figured it out he other day. Then make a goblin alias like goblin Pete or the crusty the goblin

All bow to the Licktoad's Leader! I shall control you all under my reign as supreme goblin leader!