paizo.com Recent Posts by Charles Scholzpaizo.com Recent Posts by Charles Scholz2024-03-28T17:10:01Z2024-03-28T17:10:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=683?Last-one-to-post-wins#341302024-01-03T23:41:47Z2024-01-03T01:16:14Z<p>Here I am.</p>
<p><i>Examines Mr. Grinch</i>
<br />
Hmm.
<br />
Contusion on the head.
<br />
Some swelling.
<br />
Looks like a sub-dermal hematoma.
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I am going to have to extract the blood.
<br />
This may hurt.</p>
<p><i>Sticks needle into hematoma</i></p>
<p><i>Sluuurp</i></p>
<p>There.
<br />
Take one of these every 3 hours.</p>
<p><i>Gives Mr. Grinch pain medicine</i></p>
<p>Come see me in the morning.</p>Here I am.
Examines Mr. Grinch
Hmm.
Contusion on the head.
Some swelling.
Looks like a sub-dermal hematoma.
I am going to have to extract the blood.
This may hurt.
Sticks needle into hematoma
Sluuurp
There.
Take one of these every 3 hours.
Gives Mr. Grinch pain medicine
Come see me in the morning.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2024-01-03T01:16:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=683?Last-one-to-post-wins#341132023-12-28T22:53:51Z2023-12-28T13:37:34Z<p><i>Applies ice bag to Mr. Grinch's Boo-Boo</i>
<br />
There, there.
<br />
Everything will be fine.
<br />
Maxine chased the Bad Santa away.</p>Applies ice bag to Mr. Grinch's Boo-Boo
There, there.
Everything will be fine.
Maxine chased the Bad Santa away.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-12-28T13:37:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=683?Last-one-to-post-wins#341102023-12-27T17:19:41Z2023-12-26T23:31:51Z<p>Schism: Hey!
<br />
That wasn't nice.
<br />
Santa doesn't do things like that.
<br />
.
<br />
<i>Looks closely</i>
<br />
.
<br />
Wait!
<br />
You are not Santa.
<br />
You are Krampus, the Bad Santa.</p>
<p>Git him Maxine.</p>
<p>Maxine: GRRRR. <i>Chomp</i></p>
<p>Krampus: Yow! <i>Exits, limping badly</i></p>
<p>Schism: Good girl <i>Gives Maxine a pat on the head</i></p>Schism: Hey!
That wasn't nice.
Santa doesn't do things like that.
.
Looks closely
.
Wait!
You are not Santa.
You are Krampus, the Bad Santa.
Git him Maxine.
Maxine: GRRRR. Chomp
Krampus: Yow! Exits, limping badly
Schism: Good girl Gives Maxine a pat on the headSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-12-26T23:31:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=683?Last-one-to-post-wins#341082023-12-26T22:53:07Z2023-12-26T19:57:11Z<p><i>Yip</i>
<br />
What was that?</p>
<p><i>Yip Yip</i>
<br />
It's coming from the den.</p>
<p><i>Yip Yip</i>
<br />
A Puppy!</p>
<p><i>Yip Yip</i>
<br />
Oh, She looks just like Max.</p>
<p><i>Yip Yip</i>
<br />
Let me take you to Mr. Grinch.</p>
<p>Wake up Mr. Grinch.
<br />
Look what Santa brought you.</p>
<p><i>YIP YIP YIP</i>
<br />
Isn't she Cute?
<br />
What are you going to name her?</p>Yip
What was that?
Yip Yip
It's coming from the den.
Yip Yip
A Puppy!
Yip Yip
Oh, She looks just like Max.
Yip Yip
Let me take you to Mr. Grinch.
Wake up Mr. Grinch.
Look what Santa brought you.
YIP YIP YIP
Isn't she Cute?
What are you going to name her?Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-12-26T19:57:11ZRe: Forums: Video Games: 2023 Games of the YearCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43x13?2023-Games-of-the-Year#32023-12-21T21:59:16Z2023-12-21T21:54:01Z<p>Played about 8 hours, not very impressed.
<br />
Maybe it will grow on me the more I play.</p>Played about 8 hours, not very impressed.
Maybe it will grow on me the more I play.Charles Scholz2023-12-21T21:54:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=682?Last-one-to-post-wins#340932023-12-22T21:37:21Z2023-12-21T15:44:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Orange Hulk wrote:</div><blockquote> Me here to help Schism, have 4 postcards to deliver to everyone! </blockquote><p>What do they say!Orange Hulk wrote:Me here to help Schism, have 4 postcards to deliver to everyone!
What do they say!Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-12-21T15:44:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=682?Last-one-to-post-wins#340862023-12-20T23:33:04Z2023-12-20T22:48:24Z<p>Hm. There are sooty foot prints that come out of the fireplace, go to Max's bed and back to the fireplace.
<br />
Looks like there are cookie crumbs on the floor.
<br />
There are some long white hairs in the fireplace.
<br />
What does it all mean?</p>Hm. There are sooty foot prints that come out of the fireplace, go to Max's bed and back to the fireplace.
Looks like there are cookie crumbs on the floor.
There are some long white hairs in the fireplace.
What does it all mean?Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-12-20T22:48:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=682?Last-one-to-post-wins#340832023-12-20T23:33:01Z2023-12-19T23:53:14Z<p>Yikes!
<br />
Mr. Grinch is depressed!
<br />
<i>Searches den for clues to Max's disappearance.</i></p>Yikes!
Mr. Grinch is depressed!
Searches den for clues to Max's disappearance.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-12-19T23:53:14ZForums: Television: 15th DoctorCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43x3s?15th-Doctor#12023-12-19T18:20:57Z2023-12-19T18:19:49Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXgnqGTOXTE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>The Goblin Song - Doctor Who Style</b></a></p>The Goblin Song - Doctor Who StyleCharles Scholz2023-12-19T18:19:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=682?Last-one-to-post-wins#340582023-12-19T18:35:09Z2023-12-18T22:56:17Z<p>You mean I have been talking to a stuffed dog?
<br />
I wondered why he never left his dog-bed in your den?
<br />
But he wasn't there when I was looking for you.</p>You mean I have been talking to a stuffed dog?
I wondered why he never left his dog-bed in your den?
But he wasn't there when I was looking for you.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-12-18T22:56:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=682?Last-one-to-post-wins#340552023-12-18T21:00:58Z2023-12-18T20:59:58Z<p>The Witch is Dead!</p>The Witch is Dead!Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-12-18T20:59:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=682?Last-one-to-post-wins#340532023-12-18T22:34:09Z2023-12-18T13:27:54Z<p>Where are you Mr. Grinch?
<br />
It is almost Christmas, the Ramshackle Sleigh is ready, but no Mr. Grinch.
<br />
No Max either, for that matter.</p>Where are you Mr. Grinch?
It is almost Christmas, the Ramshackle Sleigh is ready, but no Mr. Grinch.
No Max either, for that matter.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-12-18T13:27:54ZForums: Video Games: 2023 Games of the YearCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43x13?2023-Games-of-the-Year#12023-12-13T22:12:54Z2023-12-13T14:51:48Z<p><b>The Game Awards 2023: Complete Winners List</b>
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Game of the Year - Baldur’s Gate 3 (Larian Studios)
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Best Game Direction - Alan Wake 2 (Remedy Entertainment/Epic Games Publishing)
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Best Adaptation - The Last of Us (PlayStation Productions/HBO)
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Best Narrative - Alan Wake 2 (Remedy Entertainment/Epic Games Publishing)
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Best Art Direction - Alan Wake 2 (Remedy Entertainment/Epic Games Publishing)
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Best Score and Music - Final Fantasy XVI, Composer Masayoshi Soken (Square Enix)
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Best Audio Design - Hi-Fi Rush (Tango Gameworks/Bethesda Softworks)
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Best Performance - Neil Newbon, Baldur’s Gate 3
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Innovation in Accessibility - Forza Motorsport (Turn 10 Studios/Xbox Game Studios)
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Games for Impact - Tchia (Awaceb/Kepler Interactive)
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Best Ongoing Game - Cyberpunk 2077 (CD Projekt Red)
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Best Community Support - Baldur’s Gate 3 (Larian Studios)
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Best Independent Game - Sea of Stars (Sabotage Studio)
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Best Debut Indie Game - Cocoon (Geometric Interactive/Annapurna Interactive)
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Best Mobile Game - Honkai: Star Rail (HoYoverse)
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Best VR/AR Game - Resident Evil Village VR Mode (Capcom)
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Best Action Game - Armored Core VI: Fires of Rubicon (FromSoftware/Bandai Namco)
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Best Action/Adventure Game - The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom (Nintendo EPD/Nintendo)
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Best RPG - Baldur’s Gate 3 (Larian Studios)
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Best Fighting Game - Street Fighter 6 (Capcom)
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Best Family Game - Super Mario Bros. Wonder (Nintendo EPD/Nintendo)
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Best Sim/Strategy Game - Pikmin 4 (Nintendo EPD/Nintendo)
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Best Sports/Racing - Forza Motorsport (Turn 10 Studios/Xbox Game Studios)
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Best Multiplayer Presented by Discord - Baldur’s Gate 3 (Larian Studios)
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Players’ Voice - Baldur’s Gate 3 (Larian Studios)
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Most Anticipated Game - Final Fantasy VII Rebirth (Square Enix)
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Content Creator of the Year - IronMouse
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Best Esports Game - Valorant (Riot Games)
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Best Esports Athlete - Lee “Faker” Sang-hyeok (League of Legends)
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Best Esports Team - JD Gaming (League of Legends)
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Best Esports Coach - Christine “potter” Chi (Evil Geniuses – Valorant)
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Best Esports Event - 2023 League of Legends World Championship</p>The Game Awards 2023: Complete Winners List
Game of the Year - Baldur’s Gate 3 (Larian Studios)
Best Game Direction - Alan Wake 2 (Remedy Entertainment/Epic Games Publishing)
Best Adaptation - The Last of Us (PlayStation Productions/HBO)
Best Narrative - Alan Wake 2 (Remedy Entertainment/Epic Games Publishing)
Best Art Direction - Alan Wake 2 (Remedy Entertainment/Epic Games Publishing)
Best Score and Music - Final Fantasy XVI, Composer Masayoshi Soken (Square Enix)
Best Audio Design - Hi-Fi...Charles Scholz2023-12-13T14:51:48ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#1002023-11-14T14:23:06Z2023-11-14T13:50:54Z<p>Gave up on Zelda.
<br />
Never got past opening Sky Island.
<br />
Can't get to 2nd Shrine and can't find 3rd - Or can't find 2nd and can't reach 3rd until I complete 2nd.</p>
<p>Anyway, D4 is more fun to play than Zelda.
<br />
I may take a break from D4 and try Baldur's Gate for a while.</p>Gave up on Zelda.
Never got past opening Sky Island.
Can't get to 2nd Shrine and can't find 3rd - Or can't find 2nd and can't reach 3rd until I complete 2nd.
Anyway, D4 is more fun to play than Zelda.
I may take a break from D4 and try Baldur's Gate for a while.Charles Scholz2023-11-14T13:50:54ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#982023-11-13T20:43:16Z2023-11-13T20:04:04Z<p>Wow! D4 got dissed.</p>
<p>Here's the full list of The Game Awards Game of the Year nominees for 2023.</p>
<p>Alan Wake 2
<br />
Baldur's Gate 3
<br />
Marvel's Spider-Man 2
<br />
Resident Evil 4
<br />
Super Mario Bros. Wonder
<br />
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom</p>Wow! D4 got dissed.
Here's the full list of The Game Awards Game of the Year nominees for 2023.
Alan Wake 2
Baldur's Gate 3
Marvel's Spider-Man 2
Resident Evil 4
Super Mario Bros. Wonder
The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the KingdomCharles Scholz2023-11-13T20:04:04ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#972023-11-13T13:42:15Z2023-11-13T13:38:15Z<p>Played this weekend.
<br />
There was an update.
<br />
Now I can't retake Fortresses.
<br />
Tried with both my characters, one eternal and the other seasonal.
<br />
Before update it could take a few tries, but I eventually accomplished it.
<br />
After update, I cant even make it to the final boss without dying.
<br />
There are now more higher level enemies to fight and less potions being dropped.</p>
<p>Speaking of boss fight, is there a way to defeat the Butcher?
<br />
He keeps showing up during dungeons and killing my @$$ and I can barely damage him and all the elites that show up with him.
<br />
Finally learned to just run away and he eventually goes back to Hell.</p>
<p>Also, why are minions tougher than the elites they follow?</p>
<p>Finally, why do treasure goblins always lead me to 20-30 elite and minions that I can't get through?
<br />
Not sure how many I have encountered so far, maybe 7 or 8, but I have only been able to take down 1.</p>
<p>Thanks for reading my rant.</p>Played this weekend.
There was an update.
Now I can't retake Fortresses.
Tried with both my characters, one eternal and the other seasonal.
Before update it could take a few tries, but I eventually accomplished it.
After update, I cant even make it to the final boss without dying.
There are now more higher level enemies to fight and less potions being dropped.
Speaking of boss fight, is there a way to defeat the Butcher?
He keeps showing up during dungeons and killing my @$$ and I can barely...Charles Scholz2023-11-13T13:38:15ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=53?Dice-rolling-thread#26322023-11-07T13:31:04Z2023-11-07T13:27:55Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Catching On:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 8 ⇒ (4) + 8 = 12</span></p>[dice=Catching On]1d20+8[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-11-07T13:27:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=53?Dice-rolling-thread#26302023-11-06T15:31:07Z2023-11-06T15:27:40Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>RoyGBiv:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">7d7 ⇒ (2, 7, 6, 5, 6, 1, 3) = 30</span></p>[dice=RoyGBiv]7d7[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-11-06T15:27:40ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#942023-11-02T14:31:01Z2023-11-02T14:26:18Z<p>Just saw season 2 was going to end in January.
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The way I'm going I won't finish it.
<br />
What is the point of playing seasonal?</p>Just saw season 2 was going to end in January.
The way I'm going I won't finish it.
What is the point of playing seasonal?Charles Scholz2023-11-02T14:26:18ZRe: Forums: Television: Richard Moll - R. I. P.Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43wb9?Richard-Moll-R-I-P#72023-10-30T19:32:58Z2023-10-30T19:31:07Z<p><b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y-7lcuFHDo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">???</a></b></p>???Charles Scholz2023-10-30T19:31:07ZRe: Forums: Movies: Richard Roundtree - R. I. P.Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43w9h?Richard-Roundtree-R-I-P#22023-10-25T23:42:40Z2023-10-25T23:41:38Z<p>I never saw any of the movies, but I loved the TV movies in the early 70's.
<br />
It was too bad there were only 7 episodes.
<br />
It was part of a weekly movie combo like Columbo, McCloud and McMillian and Wife - alternating between different characters.
<br />
Unfortunately, the show it was partnered with (according to IMDb) sucked and lead to its early demise.
<br />
I didn't even remember the other show.</p>
<p>Rest in Peace.</p>I never saw any of the movies, but I loved the TV movies in the early 70's.
It was too bad there were only 7 episodes.
It was part of a weekly movie combo like Columbo, McCloud and McMillian and Wife - alternating between different characters.
Unfortunately, the show it was partnered with (according to IMDb) sucked and lead to its early demise.
I didn't even remember the other show.
Rest in Peace.Charles Scholz2023-10-25T23:41:38ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#932023-10-24T13:01:05Z2023-10-24T12:54:02Z<p>My sorcerer uses both fire and ice.
<br />
Hitting them with fire then ice seems to take them down pretty quick.
<br />
I like how the flames reduce the bodies to skeletons or totally disintegrates them if they don't have a skeletal structure (even if I hit them with ice afterwards they still burn).</p>My sorcerer uses both fire and ice.
Hitting them with fire then ice seems to take them down pretty quick.
I like how the flames reduce the bodies to skeletons or totally disintegrates them if they don't have a skeletal structure (even if I hit them with ice afterwards they still burn).Charles Scholz2023-10-24T12:54:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=53?Dice-rolling-thread#26252023-11-04T14:04:26Z2023-10-24T12:20:34Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Number of Spy Cameras watching Mr. Grinch wearing my clothes:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">100d1000 ⇒ (166, 339, 757, 838, 233, 525, 440, 708, 439, 275, 709, 62, 461, 891, 730, 45, 225, 678, 96, 571, 124, 245, 579, 222, 444, 231, 755, 727, 525, 277, 947, 778, 228, 598, 14, 968, 416, 926, 57, 512, 541, 345, 920, 653, 886, 526, 817, 801, 342, 174, 575, 759, 340, 380, 604, 821, 817, 14, 103, 872, 542, 601, 693, 626, 46, 52, 759, 62, 254, 339, 496, 132, 333, 219, 122, 312, 956, 789, 492, 373, 243, 884, 617, 87, 516, 216, 695, 806, 936, 933, 699, 702, 429, 109, 158, 804, 345, 450, 246, 979) = 49103</span></p>[dice=Number of Spy Cameras watching Mr. Grinch wearing my clothes]100d1000[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-10-24T12:20:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=680?Last-one-to-post-wins#339552023-10-23T22:44:22Z2023-10-23T15:28:42Z<p>I prefer blood sausage and blood pie.</p>I prefer blood sausage and blood pie.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-10-23T15:28:42ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#912023-10-19T14:01:20Z2023-10-19T13:52:08Z<p>Signed on last night and an update started downloading immediately.
<br />
Took several minutes.
<br />
Knew they were updating to Season 2.
<br />
Just for fun, I started a new character (Sorcerer) and thought I would check it out.
<br />
After I hit click to start, it took several minutes before I finally got to the intro.
<br />
After the intro I was in a town.
<br />
I walked a few steps and saw a merchant and decided to check out his wares.
<br />
That was when the glitches started.</p>
<p>First, while I was walking I suddenly froze; after about 5 seconds my character suddenly skipped ahead to where I would have been at a normal walk.
<br />
Second, my character started walking backwards; not changing directions, actually moonwalking.
<br />
Finally when I got to the merchant I clicked to interact with him; I got his speech, but before he opened his wares I started moonwalking again.
<br />
After several tries and the same thing happening, I decided to give up and just play my rogue. </p>
<p>BTW - I'm playing my rogue on non-seasonal mode.
<br />
Couple of changes.
<br />
First, every shop now has your stash chest; that way you don't have to lug things everywhere when you want to use items.
<br />
Second, I had to transfer everything in my chest (which turns out was a season 1 chest) into the season 2 chest because the first time I opened the chest I got a notice that said if I didn't transfer my stuff it would disappear forever because the season 1 chest was going inactive.
<br />
All I had to do was click the item and it would automatically transfer.</p>Signed on last night and an update started downloading immediately.
Took several minutes.
Knew they were updating to Season 2.
Just for fun, I started a new character (Sorcerer) and thought I would check it out.
After I hit click to start, it took several minutes before I finally got to the intro.
After the intro I was in a town.
I walked a few steps and saw a merchant and decided to check out his wares.
That was when the glitches started.
First, while I was walking I suddenly froze; after...Charles Scholz2023-10-19T13:52:08ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#902023-10-17T19:19:03Z2023-10-17T19:16:54Z<p>Good to know when I get time to build another character.</p>Good to know when I get time to build another character.Charles Scholz2023-10-17T19:16:54ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#882023-10-16T14:53:05Z2023-10-16T14:50:54Z<p>Came upon a Flash Event yesterday that had already started.
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The foes of a player who was already there were immaterial to me.
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Couldn't touch them.</p>Came upon a Flash Event yesterday that had already started.
The foes of a player who was already there were immaterial to me.
Couldn't touch them.Charles Scholz2023-10-16T14:50:54ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#862023-10-14T15:01:22Z2023-10-14T14:52:42Z<p>Saw an article yesterday, but can't find it now to link it.
<br />
From what I remember, Season 2 is coming out because people wanted better live streaming and more PvP action.
<br />
Bah to both.</p>Saw an article yesterday, but can't find it now to link it.
From what I remember, Season 2 is coming out because people wanted better live streaming and more PvP action.
Bah to both.Charles Scholz2023-10-14T14:52:42ZRe: Forums: Comics: Keith Giffen - R. I. P.Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43w1x?Keith-Giffen-R-I-P#22023-10-14T16:39:18Z2023-10-13T17:09:57Z<p>I loved his early LSH artwork, but his writing and art for the 5 years later reboot wasn't to my liking.
<br />
I didn't like the plot at all.
<br />
I'm glad the art was toned down for JLI.</p>
<p>RIP!</p>I loved his early LSH artwork, but his writing and art for the 5 years later reboot wasn't to my liking.
I didn't like the plot at all.
I'm glad the art was toned down for JLI.
RIP!Charles Scholz2023-10-13T17:09:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Weird News StoriesCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2se2f&page=15?Weird-News-Stories#7442023-10-13T15:51:17Z2023-10-13T15:48:35Z<p>Doesn't count unless they throw the bottles into the ocean.</p>Doesn't count unless they throw the bottles into the ocean.Charles Scholz2023-10-13T15:48:35ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#852023-10-13T15:51:17Z2023-10-13T15:42:35Z<p>Got notified Season 1 was ending soon, and Season 2 would start.
<br />
D4 has only been out 4 months.
<br />
Can't they wait until the beginning of the year?
<br />
Not that I care since I'm not doing Multi-Player.</p>
<p>Observation: When exploring a dungeon, solo players don't interact with each other.
<br />
I was exploring the Asylum and another player came in.
<br />
He was fighting, but none of them were my foes.</p>Got notified Season 1 was ending soon, and Season 2 would start.
D4 has only been out 4 months.
Can't they wait until the beginning of the year?
Not that I care since I'm not doing Multi-Player.
Observation: When exploring a dungeon, solo players don't interact with each other.
I was exploring the Asylum and another player came in.
He was fighting, but none of them were my foes.Charles Scholz2023-10-13T15:42:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hidq&page=175?Oh-lookylook-Its-yet-another-musicbased-word#87322023-10-09T14:41:52Z2023-10-09T14:34:17Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Halloween Thread Jack</span></p>
<p><b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tg3m1N6V_fk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Goo Goo Muck</a></b></p>
<p>The Cramps</p>Halloween Thread Jack
Goo Goo Muck
The CrampsCharles Scholz2023-10-09T14:34:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=679?Last-one-to-post-wins#339452023-10-09T18:27:55Z2023-10-09T14:26:51Z<p>Dear Father,
<br />
Your last letter has me a little worried.
<br />
Hopefully this letter will make it to you.
<br />
Thank you for the vote of confidence.
<br />
Everything is running smoothly since a certain unmentionable someone isn't here to muck things up.
<br />
I'll try to acquire the Tanystropheus, but when I looked them up I found out they were on the protected species list.
<br />
Almost all of them have been caught and moved to a sanctuary park in order to protect them.
<br />
On the bright side, the sanctuary isn't large enough yet (not enough swampland) so capturing one in the wild shouldn't be a problem.
<br />
The only problem will be transportation.</p>
<p>I have expanded you property by buying the Axehandle Estate.
<br />
Old Mr. Axehandle was murdered by his nephew for the inheritance.
<br />
Although he protested his innocence, the murder knife was found in his bedroom closet.</p>
<p>That is all for now,</p>
<p>Your Daughter.</p>Dear Father,
Your last letter has me a little worried.
Hopefully this letter will make it to you.
Thank you for the vote of confidence.
Everything is running smoothly since a certain unmentionable someone isn't here to muck things up.
I'll try to acquire the Tanystropheus, but when I looked them up I found out they were on the protected species list.
Almost all of them have been caught and moved to a sanctuary park in order to protect them.
On the bright side, the sanctuary isn't large enough...Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-10-09T14:26:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=679?Last-one-to-post-wins#339392023-10-06T22:17:11Z2023-10-06T13:41:46Z<p>Gotta catch mating pair of each for Father's zoo.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Capture Hippopoceros Male:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (12) + 15 = 27</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Capture Hippopoceros Female:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Capture Esquilax Male:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Capture Esquilax Female:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Capture Columbian Mammoth Male:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Capture Columbian Mammoth Female:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (9) + 15 = 24</span></p>Gotta catch mating pair of each for Father's zoo.
[dice=Capture Hippopoceros Male]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Capture Hippopoceros Female]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Capture Esquilax Male]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Capture Esquilax Female]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Capture Columbian Mammoth Male]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Capture Columbian Mammoth Female]1d20+15[/dice]Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-10-06T13:41:46ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#832023-10-06T13:32:38Z2023-10-06T13:32:00Z<p>Been having trouble clearing dungeons lately.
<br />
Can't kill the bosses and there are too many elite minions that I can't kill them fast enough and die.
<br />
Finally figured out that once you get over level 10 you need special special attacks in order to clear dungeons.
<br />
So I'm going to kill everything in the dungeon then leave before the boss fight so I can level up and put points into special attacks.
<br />
I'll come back later and fight the whole dungeon again.</p>Been having trouble clearing dungeons lately.
Can't kill the bosses and there are too many elite minions that I can't kill them fast enough and die.
Finally figured out that once you get over level 10 you need special special attacks in order to clear dungeons.
So I'm going to kill everything in the dungeon then leave before the boss fight so I can level up and put points into special attacks.
I'll come back later and fight the whole dungeon again.Charles Scholz2023-10-06T13:32:00ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#812023-10-04T13:16:05Z2023-10-04T12:32:56Z<p>Had a flash mob event last night.
<br />
This was the second time for the same event.
<br />
Had to protect a caravan from the undead.
<br />
The first time I played it solo, there were 2 carts I had to protect.
<br />
This time, another player was also involved.
<br />
There were 3 carts and many more undead to fight.
<br />
The other player was a higher level than me, but it didn't look like they had an advantage over me.
<br />
We both killed about the same number of undead and took about the same number of blow to kill it (critical hits not withstanding).
<br />
After it was over and the chest appeared, the other player looted it at the same time I did.
<br />
I didn't loose a single item.
<br />
Looks like they had their own chest to loot.
<br />
Looks like D4 is running on multiple levels at the same time for different level players, and if they are teamed up or not.
<br />
That is some sophisticated programming.
<br />
Hat off to Blizzard.</p>
<p>BTW - Finally figured out the cheer. Didn't realize there were other wheels.</p>Had a flash mob event last night.
This was the second time for the same event.
Had to protect a caravan from the undead.
The first time I played it solo, there were 2 carts I had to protect.
This time, another player was also involved.
There were 3 carts and many more undead to fight.
The other player was a higher level than me, but it didn't look like they had an advantage over me.
We both killed about the same number of undead and took about the same number of blow to kill it (critical hits...Charles Scholz2023-10-04T12:32:56ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Weird News StoriesCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2se2f&page=15?Weird-News-Stories#7252023-10-04T23:21:10Z2023-10-02T18:19:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/09/29/emotional-support-alligator-Wally-Phillies/2001696007680/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Emotional support alligator barred from attending Phillies game</a> </blockquote><p>Heard the guy put a curse saying they will never win a World Series.Aberzombie wrote: Emotional support alligator barred from attending Phillies game
Heard the guy put a curse saying they will never win a World Series.Charles Scholz2023-10-02T18:19:11ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#792023-10-02T16:33:07Z2023-10-02T16:27:21Z<p>Finally started playing this weekend.
<br />
I chose to play the Rogue.
<br />
Played 2 sessions and hit level 11.
<br />
Walked into 2 dungeons and a few mini-dungeons.
<br />
Completed a couple of side quests.</p>
<p>A quest that is giving me troubles is I am supposed to cheer on some NPC Recruits.
<br />
I cant interact with them, so I can't cheer them on.
<br />
This is not a straight forward quest.</p>
<p>Have run across some other players.
<br />
I like solo playing, so I'm probably not going to interact.
<br />
One time I was out following a path and was passed by another player.
<br />
It was a while before I faced any monsters again.
<br />
Did they steal my XP?</p>Finally started playing this weekend.
I chose to play the Rogue.
Played 2 sessions and hit level 11.
Walked into 2 dungeons and a few mini-dungeons.
Completed a couple of side quests.
A quest that is giving me troubles is I am supposed to cheer on some NPC Recruits.
I cant interact with them, so I can't cheer them on.
This is not a straight forward quest.
Have run across some other players.
I like solo playing, so I'm probably not going to interact.
One time I was out following a path and...Charles Scholz2023-10-02T16:27:21ZRe: Forums: Television: David McCallum - R. I. P.Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43vtc?David-McCallum-R-I-P#32023-09-27T11:01:21Z2023-09-26T12:28:55Z<p>Loved him in 'The Great Escape', 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.', 'Sapphire and Steel', 'The Invisible Man', and NCIS.</p>
<p>Rest in Peace "Ducky".</p>Loved him in 'The Great Escape', 'The Man from U.N.C.L.E.', 'Sapphire and Steel', 'The Invisible Man', and NCIS.
Rest in Peace "Ducky".Charles Scholz2023-09-26T12:28:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Weird News StoriesCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2se2f&page=15?Weird-News-Stories#7182023-09-22T15:12:36Z2023-09-22T15:12:12Z<p><a href="https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-sets-fire-to-car-belonging-to-ex-girlfriend-who-also-happens-to-be-his-cousin-police-say" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Florida man sets fire to car belonging to ex-girlfriend who also happens to be his cousin, police say</a></p>Florida man sets fire to car belonging to ex-girlfriend who also happens to be his cousin, police sayCharles Scholz2023-09-22T15:12:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Weird News StoriesCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2se2f&page=15?Weird-News-Stories#7162023-09-21T14:03:01Z2023-09-21T14:00:15Z<p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/09/19/squirrels-three-power-outages-Missoula-Montana/8551695154082/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Squirrels cause 3 power outages in 2 days.</a></p>Squirrels cause 3 power outages in 2 days.Charles Scholz2023-09-21T14:00:15ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#752023-09-20T18:51:13Z2023-09-20T18:42:13Z<p>Got it. Thanks.</p>Got it. Thanks.Charles Scholz2023-09-20T18:42:13ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#732023-09-20T12:28:09Z2023-09-20T12:27:16Z<p>I was talking about the Weres and such.</p>I was talking about the Weres and such.Charles Scholz2023-09-20T12:27:16ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#712023-09-19T20:14:20Z2023-09-19T20:14:03Z<p>How many characters does this thing have?</p>How many characters does this thing have?Charles Scholz2023-09-19T20:14:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=679?Last-one-to-post-wins#339122023-09-18T12:24:41Z2023-09-18T12:24:07Z<p>Only officers.</p>Only officers.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-09-18T12:24:07ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#662023-09-15T15:31:03Z2023-09-15T15:24:12Z<p>Are you playing solo, team or multi-player?</p>Are you playing solo, team or multi-player?Charles Scholz2023-09-15T15:24:12ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Weird News StoriesCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2se2f&page=15?Weird-News-Stories#7082023-09-14T16:41:05Z2023-09-14T16:31:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2023/09/13/bear-breaks-in-raids-fridge-Sierra-Madre-California/4011694626233/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Bear breaks into California home, raids fridge</a> </blockquote><p>Again?Aberzombie wrote:Bear breaks into California home, raids fridge
Again?Charles Scholz2023-09-14T16:31:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Good New StoriesCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rt30&page=17?Good-New-Stories#8192023-09-14T16:31:05Z2023-09-14T16:29:51Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/lithium-discovery-in-crater-in-nevada-could-be-biggest-deposit-ever-found/" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Lithium Discovery in Crater in Nevada Could Be Biggest Deposit Ever Found</a> </blockquote><p>Wonder how they got by the Environmental Impact study.
</p>
That usually takes 15 years.
<br />
Also, didn't the Obama administration ban new strip mining?</p>Aberzombie wrote:Lithium Discovery in Crater in Nevada Could Be Biggest Deposit Ever Found
Wonder how they got by the Environmental Impact study.
That usually takes 15 years.
Also, didn't the Obama administration ban new strip mining?Charles Scholz2023-09-14T16:29:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hidq&page=175?Oh-lookylook-Its-yet-another-musicbased-word#87312023-09-14T12:31:09Z2023-09-14T12:23:37Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCyuq-ofnPc" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Ringo</b></a></p>
<p>Lorne Greene</p>Ringo
Lorne GreeneCharles Scholz2023-09-14T12:23:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=679?Last-one-to-post-wins#339032023-09-14T12:21:09Z2023-09-14T12:20:01Z<p>Can't get rid of the Stench of Stupidity.</p>Can't get rid of the Stench of Stupidity.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-09-14T12:20:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=678?Last-one-to-post-wins#338992023-09-13T12:17:03Z2023-09-13T12:16:21Z<p>Predetained.</p>Predetained.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-09-13T12:16:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=105?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#52082023-09-08T14:42:10Z2023-09-08T14:41:34Z<p>Ghost of Redbeard</p>Ghost of RedbeardOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-09-08T14:41:34ZRe: Forums/Licensed Products: General Discussion: Paizo Blog: Paizo And TabletopTown PartnershipCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo6siea?Paizo-And-TabletopTown-Partnership#42023-09-07T12:41:14Z2023-09-07T12:39:20Z<p>Is First Edition available or just 2nd?</p>Is First Edition available or just 2nd?Charles Scholz2023-09-07T12:39:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=678?Last-one-to-post-wins#338922023-09-05T12:41:07Z2023-09-05T12:36:00Z<p>I'm only 19.</p>I'm only 19.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-09-05T12:36:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Did you know...?Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxcj&page=134?Did-you-know#66622023-09-03T22:56:38Z2023-08-29T14:05:32Z<p>And DC went downhill from there.</p>And DC went downhill from there.Charles Scholz2023-08-29T14:05:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Weird News StoriesCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2se2f&page=14?Weird-News-Stories#6922023-09-07T16:03:55Z2023-08-29T14:04:16Z<p>I don't think 722 individual sandwiches lined up next to each other should count as a world record.</p>I don't think 722 individual sandwiches lined up next to each other should count as a world record.Charles Scholz2023-08-29T14:04:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=678?Last-one-to-post-wins#338862023-08-29T21:58:44Z2023-08-29T13:02:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dedrick, The Professor wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Ah, Schism, how fortunate that I found you! I could use your help.</p>
<p>If you should see your vampire self, give her this letter. It's from her father, the Count.</blockquote><p>Who is Vampire Schism?
<p>•Shrugs. Leaves letter on Mr. Grinch's workbench.•</p>Dedrick, The Professor wrote:Ah, Schism, how fortunate that I found you! I could use your help.
If you should see your vampire self, give her this letter. It's from her father, the Count.
Who is Vampire Schism? *Shrugs. Leaves letter on Mr. Grinch's workbench.*Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-08-29T13:02:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=678?Last-one-to-post-wins#338812023-08-28T16:51:54Z2023-08-28T16:51:24Z<p>You almost made it!</p>You almost made it!Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-08-28T16:51:24ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#572023-08-26T22:51:04Z2023-08-26T22:42:43Z<p>Noticed something about D2 when I was setting up a second character (hoping a tank may not die too easily).
<br />
The default setting is with the Lord of Terror expansion, you have to click an icon to play it pre-expansion.
<br />
This may make it easier.
<br />
For one thing, it is lighter and you can see your surroundings better.
<br />
I never played the expansion, so it being deadlier may be normal.</p>Noticed something about D2 when I was setting up a second character (hoping a tank may not die too easily).
The default setting is with the Lord of Terror expansion, you have to click an icon to play it pre-expansion.
This may make it easier.
For one thing, it is lighter and you can see your surroundings better.
I never played the expansion, so it being deadlier may be normal.Charles Scholz2023-08-26T22:42:43ZRe: Forums: Television: Bob Barker - R. I. P.Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43va1?Bob-Barker-R-I-P#32023-08-28T12:53:23Z2023-08-26T21:45:04Z<p>I grew up watching the show.
<br />
I was 9 when it first aired.
<br />
For me, the show went off the air when Bob retired.
<br />
He will be missed.</p>I grew up watching the show.
I was 9 when it first aired.
For me, the show went off the air when Bob retired.
He will be missed.Charles Scholz2023-08-26T21:45:04ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst&page=2?Diablo-4#552023-08-26T13:31:03Z2023-08-26T13:29:58Z<p>Decided to finally start playing Diablo IV.
<br />
I did not have my current laptop when I played Diablo III, and never loaded it on to it, so I had to install Battle.net first.
<br />
I was about to purchase D4 when I saw Diablo II: Resurrected.
<br />
Yay!, I like D2 better than D3.
<br />
Having limited funds, I purchased D2 and set out.
<br />
I think D2: Resurrected to deadlier than the original.
<br />
For Mission 3 you have to go thru the underground cave to advance.
<br />
<b>SIX TIMES</b> I died in that blasted cave.
<br />
This is only Act 1, I don't think I died more than 10 times in all acts last time.
<br />
(Of course that was back in the 90's, so I may be misremembering.)
<br />
Still, I am having fun.
<br />
Also, you can play D2 Online or Offline, but you have to have separate Online and Offline characters.</p>Decided to finally start playing Diablo IV.
I did not have my current laptop when I played Diablo III, and never loaded it on to it, so I had to install Battle.net first.
I was about to purchase D4 when I saw Diablo II: Resurrected.
Yay!, I like D2 better than D3.
Having limited funds, I purchased D2 and set out.
I think D2: Resurrected to deadlier than the original.
For Mission 3 you have to go thru the underground cave to advance.
SIX TIMES I died in that blasted cave.
This is only Act 1, I...Charles Scholz2023-08-26T13:29:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=265?BANNED#132142023-08-21T16:31:05Z2023-08-21T16:21:54Z<p>Banned because it has been 3 months since the last ban and the Ban Hammer was feeling neglected.</p>Banned because it has been 3 months since the last ban and the Ban Hammer was feeling neglected.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-08-21T16:21:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: For Laughs: Name that Goblin!Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ttek&page=2?For-Laughs-Name-that-Goblin#802023-08-21T16:21:12Z2023-08-21T16:20:07Z<p>Basher Whacker</p>Basher WhackerSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-08-21T16:20:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=678?Last-one-to-post-wins#338772023-08-21T16:21:12Z2023-08-21T16:19:02Z<p>Where Win?</p>Where Win?Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-08-21T16:19:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hidq&page=175?Oh-lookylook-Its-yet-another-musicbased-word#87302023-08-21T15:21:53Z2023-08-21T15:20:18Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnkD1cmyQj8" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Picking Strings</b></a></p>
<p>Ronald Hanmer</p>Picking Strings
Ronald HanmerCharles Scholz2023-08-21T15:20:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Wreck a Movie Title by Changing One Letter!Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2umqp&page=15?Wreck-a-Movie-Title-by-Changing-One-Letter#7162023-08-21T15:11:05Z2023-08-21T15:09:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Super Slaad? wrote:</div><blockquote> The Narbie Movie. </blockquote><p>Makes me want to upchuck as well.
<p>Stays - Dog learns to be a good boy.</p>Super Slaad? wrote:The Narbie Movie.
Makes me want to upchuck as well. Stays - Dog learns to be a good boy.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-08-21T15:09:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Did you know...?Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nxcj&page=133?Did-you-know#66462023-08-16T17:52:59Z2023-08-16T17:43:01Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Aberzombie wrote:</div><blockquote> "The Great Darkness Saga" is a five-issue American comic book story arc featuring the Legion of Super-Heroes. It was written by Paul Levitz, with art by Keith Giffen and Larry Mahlstedt. Published by DC Comics in 1982, the arc first appears in Legion of Super-Heroes vol. 2, #290–294. It is notable for featuring appearances by virtually every living past and present Legionnaire as of 1982, as well as most of the team's 30th-century allies, including the Legion of Substitute Heroes, the Wanderers, the Heroes of Lallor, and the 20th-century Kryptonian refugee Dev-Em. The heroes battle an immensely powerful being shrouded in darkness, ultimately revealed to be the ancient ruler of Apokolips, Darkseid. </blockquote><p>I read that story when it came out.
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Personally, I think it has been hyped up too much nowadays.
<br />
While not the first multi-issue story arc, it was a mini epic that lead to sagas like Crisis On Infinite Earths for DC and Secret Wars for Marvel.
<br />
That eventually lead to the Trade Paperback industry, which made more money for the publishers.
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Now, all stories are a minimum of 6 issues so they can re-print them in trade paperbacks, sometimes even 1 month after the story ended.
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The problem is that many of them are 40-50 pages of story material and 80+ pages of "filler".</p>Aberzombie wrote:"The Great Darkness Saga" is a five-issue American comic book story arc featuring the Legion of Super-Heroes. It was written by Paul Levitz, with art by Keith Giffen and Larry Mahlstedt. Published by DC Comics in 1982, the arc first appears in Legion of Super-Heroes vol. 2, #290–294. It is notable for featuring appearances by virtually every living past and present Legionnaire as of 1982, as well as most of the team's 30th-century allies, including the Legion of Substitute...Charles Scholz2023-08-16T17:43:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=53?Dice-rolling-thread#26212023-08-15T19:11:04Z2023-08-15T19:07:14Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice">5d5 ⇒ (5, 1, 3, 3, 1) = 13</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice">10d5 ⇒ (1, 2, 2, 1, 4, 1, 4, 4, 4, 1) = 24</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice">15d5 ⇒ (1, 3, 3, 1, 2, 2, 3, 5, 2, 4, 1, 5, 3, 4, 5) = 44</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice">20d5 ⇒ (5, 3, 3, 1, 5, 3, 2, 1, 5, 1, 3, 1, 4, 3, 1, 2, 3, 5, 2, 3) = 56</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice">25d5 ⇒ (4, 4, 3, 1, 3, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1, 3, 1, 3, 3, 4, 3, 5, 2, 4, 1, 1, 4, 3, 3, 5) = 66</span></p>[dice]5d5[/dice]
[dice]10d5[/dice]
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[dice]25d5[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-08-15T19:07:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hidq&page=175?Oh-lookylook-Its-yet-another-musicbased-word#87282023-08-10T21:41:35Z2023-08-10T21:34:32Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_USUP-4sadg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Fooling Yourself</b></a></p>
<p>Styx</p>Fooling Yourself
StyxCharles Scholz2023-08-10T21:34:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hidq&page=175?Oh-lookylook-Its-yet-another-musicbased-word#87262023-08-10T14:21:31Z2023-08-10T14:16:08Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtM3jjLP7AE" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>We Built This City</b></a></p>
<p>Starship</p>We Built This City
StarshipCharles Scholz2023-08-10T14:16:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=678?Last-one-to-post-wins#338752023-08-09T20:39:08Z2023-08-09T15:22:21Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mr. Grinch wrote:</div><blockquote> Seriously, you're only <i>now</i> taking a break? I gave you leave months ago! </blockquote><p>I was getting your "Back to School" prank ready.
</p>
I know you don't normally do that, but think of all the parents who would be celebrating instead have to scramble their schedules to accommodate kids still being at home.</p>Mr. Grinch wrote:Seriously, you're only now taking a break? I gave you leave months ago!
I was getting your "Back to School" prank ready.
I know you don't normally do that, but think of all the parents who would be celebrating instead have to scramble their schedules to accommodate kids still being at home.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-08-09T15:22:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=678?Last-one-to-post-wins#338712023-08-08T13:51:02Z2023-08-08T13:48:27Z<p>Sure.
<br />
Mr. Grinch is taking a break from the heat so I can take off for a little while.</p>Sure.
Mr. Grinch is taking a break from the heat so I can take off for a little while.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-08-08T13:48:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=678?Last-one-to-post-wins#338682023-08-02T10:42:16Z2023-08-01T16:10:31Z<p>Every store has a picture of him with a caption that says:
<br />
"DO NOT <span class=messageboard-bigger>EVER</span> SELL TO THIS PERSON."</p>Every store has a picture of him with a caption that says:
"DO NOT EVER SELL TO THIS PERSON."Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-08-01T16:10:31ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst?Diablo-4#232023-07-11T14:40:31Z2023-07-11T14:40:31Z<p>Rats!
<br />
I was hoping solo play would be off line.
<br />
Haven't got it yet, but I'm a little put off by having other players being on screen when playing solo.
<br />
Sounds more like a MMORPG.</p>Rats!
I was hoping solo play would be off line.
Haven't got it yet, but I'm a little put off by having other players being on screen when playing solo.
Sounds more like a MMORPG.Charles Scholz2023-07-11T14:40:31ZRe: Forums: Video Games: Diablo 4Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs42tst?Diablo-4#202023-07-10T23:08:14Z2023-07-10T23:08:14Z<p>Quick question.
<br />
Do you have to go online when playing it on xbox or playstation?</p>Quick question.
Do you have to go online when playing it on xbox or playstation?Charles Scholz2023-07-10T23:08:14ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Good New StoriesCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rt30&page=16?Good-New-Stories#7592023-07-10T13:14:29Z2023-07-10T13:14:29Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDTvhw5nyFw" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Quad amputee Dayton Webber gets 4-bagger in Cornhole</a></p>Quad amputee Dayton Webber gets 4-bagger in CornholeCharles Scholz2023-07-10T13:14:29ZRe: Forums: Movies: Alan Arkin - R. I. P.Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs43u8a?Alan-Arkin-R-I-P#22023-06-30T17:56:25Z2023-06-30T17:56:03Z<p>Sad to hear.
<br />
I remember seeing him in several movies while growing up.
<br />
He was the foil in several of them, and played it straight. </p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Could someone correct the spelling on thread name?</span></p>Sad to hear.
I remember seeing him in several movies while growing up.
He was the foil in several of them, and played it straight.
Could someone correct the spelling on thread name?Charles Scholz2023-06-30T17:56:03ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Weird News StoriesCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2se2f&page=13?Weird-News-Stories#6082023-06-28T05:57:29Z2023-06-27T20:46:37Z<p>I'm surprised the Egyptian government hasn't demanded the return of Cleopatra's needles, among other things.
<br />
One sits in London, the other in New York.</p>I'm surprised the Egyptian government hasn't demanded the return of Cleopatra's needles, among other things.
One sits in London, the other in New York.Charles Scholz2023-06-27T20:46:37ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=53?Dice-rolling-thread#26172023-06-26T21:35:55Z2023-06-26T13:53:04Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Number of fireworks Mr. Grinch will set off illegally this year.:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">100d1000 + 100d1000 + 100d1000 + 100d1000 + 100d1000 + 100d1000 ⇒ (463, 686, 456, 595, 23, 674, 624, 249, 526, 342, 479, 326, 117, 778, 648, 775, 673, 600, 560, 249, 101, 959, 405, 35, 491, 830, 614, 527, 7, 725, 281, 919, 327, 959, 605, 852, 107, 653, 213, 913, 133, 740, 684, 86, 485, 318, 283, 129, 972, 286, 717, 878, 851, 597, 436, 943, 664, 65, 122, 975, 163, 341, 77, 929, 435, 452, 911, 206, 592, 727, 761, 562, 421, 262, 420, 960, 756, 59, 236, 852, 293, 282, 474, 478, 77, 925, 292, 679, 855, 179, 315, 883, 273, 832, 968, 967, 782, 408, 539, 564) + (251, 773, 666, 417, 640, 809, 787, 7, 934, 53, 583, 93, 839, 199, 298, 156, 758, 98, 675, 781, 100, 911, 628, 647, 724, 882, 254, 980, 484, 303, 429, 99, 392, 323, 835, 768, 677, 16, 812, 231, 822, 384, 166, 344, 334, 842, 706, 253, 620, 601, 475, 7, 700, 370, 842, 741, 863, 110, 100, 942, 705, 742, 585, 670, 403, 565, 785, 181, 293, 711, 964, 229, 266, 95, 342, 498, 143, 429, 38, 404, 89, 711, 218, 959, 722, 302, 713, 972, 832, 602, 196, 200, 842, 704, 338, 802, 352, 911, 758, 730) + (454, 642, 495, 493, 260, 647, 140, 117, 389, 974, 10, 125, 130, 606, 491, 875, 291, 865, 140, 230, 713, 464, 644, 238, 563, 913, 44, 514, 147, 516, 992, 181, 819, 909, 512, 26, 962, 684, 787, 327, 421, 337, 793, 222, 292, 474, 618, 997, 162, 47, 833, 591, 608, 484, 519, 332, 679, 741, 69, 115, 639, 537, 353, 680, 17, 21, 364, 321, 30, 922, 7, 506, 498, 656, 279, 136, 33, 193, 140, 459, 916, 994, 393, 460, 599, 596, 305, 318, 930, 457, 15, 793, 810, 762, 367, 801, 923, 765, 455, 645) + (869, 460, 220, 659, 65, 649, 930, 706, 158, 477, 587, 231, 419, 296, 499, 569, 771, 194, 422, 792, 81, 544, 415, 351, 486, 259, 21, 506, 238, 242, 540, 691, 331, 807, 270, 591, 596, 575, 692, 149, 231, 499, 85, 919, 38, 868, 185, 673, 176, 563, 562, 534, 983, 70, 272, 729, 737, 767, 720, 465, 661, 119, 640, 942, 356, 623, 113, 752, 922, 591, 209, 648, 503, 847, 989, 286, 463, 34, 424, 992, 610, 619, 122, 772, 64, 72, 103, 92, 853, 979, 554, 769, 957, 640, 318, 179, 36, 584, 810, 196) + (636, 307, 863, 620, 772, 653, 719, 143, 938, 327, 91, 163, 525, 534, 792, 798, 969, 745, 16, 108, 119, 155, 313, 165, 432, 673, 564, 685, 783, 726, 107, 198, 936, 681, 280, 592, 281, 432, 687, 568, 275, 422, 279, 766, 916, 144, 194, 888, 85, 653, 878, 852, 539, 331, 679, 403, 901, 694, 811, 313, 680, 332, 458, 97, 26, 276, 32, 758, 481, 429, 937, 884, 743, 91, 368, 476, 773, 348, 483, 518, 113, 576, 990, 681, 389, 159, 114, 326, 293, 164, 866, 419, 421, 767, 978, 587, 869, 689, 325, 674) + (26, 504, 897, 270, 393, 403, 425, 794, 427, 71, 127, 52, 872, 303, 787, 118, 153, 986, 109, 322, 574, 246, 75, 598, 185, 259, 599, 791, 109, 163, 641, 817, 854, 413, 180, 28, 134, 472, 903, 691, 353, 621, 770, 446, 966, 485, 755, 320, 283, 681, 940, 747, 12, 865, 107, 886, 751, 868, 406, 680, 871, 902, 88, 855, 90, 320, 213, 337, 425, 224, 550, 836, 525, 17, 729, 945, 464, 198, 552, 778, 159, 824, 444, 588, 466, 511, 573, 336, 964, 349, 569, 580, 838, 630, 224, 439, 107, 956, 384, 209) = 299578</span></p>[dice=Number of fireworks Mr. Grinch will set off illegally this year.] 100d1000+100d1000+100d1000+100d1000+100d1000+100d1000[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-06-26T13:53:04ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Weird News StoriesCharles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2se2f&page=13?Weird-News-Stories#6042023-06-26T13:41:23Z2023-06-26T13:41:23Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">BigNorseWolf wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="https://www.odditycentral.com/animals/fisherman-forms-touching-bond-with-4-meter-long-crocodile.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> </blockquote>Fisherman friends with 13 foot long <s>crocodile</s> adorable water puppy! </a></blockquote><p>Fixed itBigNorseWolf wrote:
Fisherman friends with 13 foot long crocodile adorable water puppy! Fixed itCharles Scholz2023-06-26T13:41:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Wreck a Movie Title by Changing One Letter!Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2umqp&page=15?Wreck-a-Movie-Title-by-Changing-One-Letter#7072023-06-23T12:52:54Z2023-06-23T12:52:54Z<p>Don Kirk: <span class=messageboard-ooc>Starfleet's protection racket in space.</span></p>Don Kirk: Starfleet's protection racket in space.Charles Scholz2023-06-23T12:52:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Oh looky-look! It's yet another music-based word game!Charles Scholzhttps://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hidq&page=175?Oh-lookylook-Its-yet-another-musicbased-word#87242023-06-23T12:48:22Z2023-06-23T12:48:22Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>I'll see your goofy video and raise you a weird video</span></p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkLjqFpBh84" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Cellophane</b></a></p>
<p>FKA twigs</p>I'll see your goofy video and raise you a weird video
Cellophane
FKA twigsCharles Scholz2023-06-23T12:48:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=677?Last-one-to-post-wins#338392023-06-20T21:21:16Z2023-06-20T16:43:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mr. Grinch wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •Baleful glaring at Schism.•</p>
<p>You're not teasing me, are you? </blockquote><p>No Sir!Mr. Grinch wrote:*Baleful glaring at Schism.*
You're not teasing me, are you?
No Sir!Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-06-20T16:43:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=677?Last-one-to-post-wins#338342023-06-19T12:24:12Z2023-06-19T12:24:12Z<p>OOH!
<br />
Mr. Grinch has a girlfriend.</p>OOH!
Mr. Grinch has a girlfriend.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-06-19T12:24:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=677?Last-one-to-post-wins#338212023-06-14T17:14:56Z2023-06-13T15:15:54Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •Writes out a letter to Vampire Schism (in red ink this time), during a brief interval.•</p>
<p>Fondest greetings, daughter, I trust all is well with you and that the castle is still in one piece.</p>
<p>•Chuckles at this, then realises how it could be interpreted.•</p>
<p>Hopefully, everything really is OK. As I have not heard from you in a while.</blockquote><p>Dear Father,
</p>
Unfortunately, not everything is OK; I'll address them individually.
<br />
Even with the Comptess's help, there is so much to do.
<br />
I really admire that you could do it all by yourself.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote><p>I have a few important tasks for you to do, so that everything can smoothly when I return.</p>
<p>1. Please send me a report on the apple cart, you should remember me saying that, in a previous letter, it is not to be upset under any circumstances. I do not wish to spend more money on expensive therapy sessions because of its overly sensitive nature.</blockquote><p>Some animal activist nuts broke into the zoo and freed many of the pets.
</p>
Luckily they weren't able to free the more dangerous as those pens had quadruple locking mechanisms.
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The freed pets upset the apple cart.
<br />
It got its revenge by backtracking the pets and running over and over and over the activists while they were still working on the first quadruple lock.
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It now has a contented smile on its face.
<br />
All the pets are back in their habitats and new security measures are now in place.
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Including quadruple locks for all, the activists are now the security guards after their minds were wiped and the proper personalities were implanted.</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote>2. Go to the castle library and research all books entitled "Where's Wally". I want you to familiarize yourself with everything, as I intend to go on another fantastic journey, this time with you.</blockquote><p>I am familiar with Sir Wallace, but it has been some time since I have read his adventure journals.
</p>
I went to the library, but they were not there; did you loan them out?</p>
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quote:</div><blockquote>3. Dedrick the professor is working on a project for me on the 3rd highest level of the castle. I'll explain everything when I return but, in the meantime, give him as much assistance as you can.</blockquote><p>Sorry to say I almost attacked the Professor when I saw him wandering around since no one knew he was here until then.
</p>
Luckily he gave the pass code before I could do him harm.
<br />
After he explained his needs I hired two assistants to aid him and assigned a maid to take care of their bedrooms and to make sure they get proper food and rest.
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The security troll makes sure no one enters or leaves the lab without the professor accompanying them and the security octopus does the cavity searches.</p>
<p>I look forward to your next missive.</p>
<p>Your daughter.</p>Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:*Writes out a letter to Vampire Schism (in red ink this time), during a brief interval.*
Fondest greetings, daughter, I trust all is well with you and that the castle is still in one piece.
*Chuckles at this, then realises how it could be interpreted.*
Hopefully, everything really is OK. As I have not heard from you in a while.
Dear Father,
Unfortunately, not everything is OK; I'll address them individually.
Even with the Comptess's help, there is so much to...Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-06-13T15:15:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=676?Last-one-to-post-wins#337652023-05-16T15:00:53Z2023-05-16T15:00:53Z<p>You are also lacking in the teeth department.</p>You are also lacking in the teeth department.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-05-16T15:00:53ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=53?Dice-rolling-thread#26152023-05-16T14:17:01Z2023-05-16T13:34:41Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Tasks left for Goblin Mime for total forgiveness:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d5 ⇒ 2</span></p>[dice=Tasks left for Goblin Mime for total forgiveness]1d5[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-05-16T13:34:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=53?Dice-rolling-thread#26132023-05-15T20:06:10Z2023-05-15T20:06:10Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d1 + 1d2 + 1d3 + 1d4 + 1d5 + 1d6 + 1d7 + 1d8 + 1d9 + 1d10 ⇒ (1) + (1) + (3) + (1) + (4) + (2) + (1) + (2) + (4) + (6) = 25</span></p>[dice]1d1+1d2+1d3+1d4+1d5+1d6+1d7+1d8+1d9+1d10[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-05-15T20:06:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=676?Last-one-to-post-wins#337562023-05-15T14:43:59Z2023-05-15T14:14:57Z<p>There is only one, Mr. Grinch.</p>There is only one, Mr. Grinch.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-05-15T14:14:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=675?Last-one-to-post-wins#337332023-05-09T12:36:43Z2023-05-09T12:36:43Z<p>I only have 2 bits.</p>I only have 2 bits.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-05-09T12:36:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=675?Last-one-to-post-wins#337132023-05-04T14:15:56Z2023-05-04T12:49:49Z<p>Father,
<br />
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote>Don't let Dowager Comtesse de Malodor eat anything from my personal larder, she'll get windy. </blockquote><p>Sorry about the delay. The letter was mislaid, so I'm afraid your warning about the Comtesse didn't arrive in time. The place looked like a tornado had gone through. Luckily you had the forethought to make sure all the expensive artwork was securely fastened or behind blast shields. Everything else has been set to right, repaired or replaced.
<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote>How are things at the castle? With the warmer weather on the way, certain creatures in the area begin to really come alive, I'll explain later. </blockquote><p>No need. With the warmer weather the ground is no longer frozen and the zombies and ghouls are able to come aboveground now. I have them patrolling the properties.Father,
Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Don't let Dowager Comtesse de Malodor eat anything from my personal larder, she'll get windy.
Sorry about the delay. The letter was mislaid, so I'm afraid your warning about the Comtesse didn't arrive in time. The place looked like a tornado had gone through. Luckily you had the forethought to make sure all the expensive artwork was securely fastened or behind blast shields. Everything else has been set to right, repaired or replaced. Count Reiner Heydrich...Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-05-04T12:49:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=675?Last-one-to-post-wins#337092023-05-03T19:45:14Z2023-05-03T19:45:14Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mr. Grinch wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •Goes up to Schism, holding a duck and a cover.•</p>
<p>Relax, it's taking place in the past, nothing bad is going to happen. </blockquote><p>Thanks boss.Mr. Grinch wrote:*Goes up to Schism, holding a duck and a cover.*
Relax, it's taking place in the past, nothing bad is going to happen.
Thanks boss.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-05-03T19:45:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=675?Last-one-to-post-wins#337062023-05-02T14:11:21Z2023-05-02T14:11:21Z<p>Duck and cover!</p>Duck and cover!Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-05-02T14:11:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=674?Last-one-to-post-wins#336972023-04-26T17:59:38Z2023-04-26T14:34:41Z<p>Dear Father,</p>
<p>Since you had never written to me before, you usually use telepathy, I did not know of your ink preference.
<br />
I went through your office and found bottles of Scarlet Red and Blood Crimson.
<br />
I figured one was for personal use and the other for professional.
<br />
I am sending 10 bottles of each overnight to the Transylvania 65000 drop.
<br />
They will probably have already arrived, since I know it takes longer for the mail to go through.</p>
<p>Your Daughter.</p>Dear Father,
Since you had never written to me before, you usually use telepathy, I did not know of your ink preference.
I went through your office and found bottles of Scarlet Red and Blood Crimson.
I figured one was for personal use and the other for professional.
I am sending 10 bottles of each overnight to the Transylvania 65000 drop.
They will probably have already arrived, since I know it takes longer for the mail to go through.
Your Daughter.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-04-26T14:34:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=674?Last-one-to-post-wins#336912023-04-25T18:07:21Z2023-04-25T18:07:21Z<p>Smoked Time really messes you up.</p>Smoked Time really messes you up.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-04-25T18:07:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=674?Last-one-to-post-wins#336622023-04-18T20:23:56Z2023-04-18T18:34:48Z<p><i>Reads letter</i></p>
<p>Dear Father,
<br />
Everything is going fine here. Dowager Comtesse de Malodor has been very helpful; I didn't realize all that went into running a castle.</p>
<p>A certain someone who shall not be named has somehow been sneaking into the female servant's quarters again. Good thing we installed that pervert alarm. I have learned several new curse words in multiple languages from the new servants, as well as some actual curses. He is now resting at the GoatToucher home for the afflicted.</p>
<p>If you stop at the post office at Transylvania 65000, I had a cardboard cutout of you painted. You can use it when you take pictures on your journey. One side has a serious look, while the other has touch of a smile. You can use whichever side you like.</p>
<p>Sincerely,
<br />
Your Daughter</p>Reads letter
Dear Father,
Everything is going fine here. Dowager Comtesse de Malodor has been very helpful; I didn't realize all that went into running a castle.
A certain someone who shall not be named has somehow been sneaking into the female servant's quarters again. Good thing we installed that pervert alarm. I have learned several new curse words in multiple languages from the new servants, as well as some actual curses. He is now resting at the GoatToucher home for the afflicted.
If...Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-04-18T18:34:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=673?Last-one-to-post-wins#336422023-04-10T22:44:54Z2023-04-10T20:28:27Z<p>Casts <i>all seeing eye</i>.
<br />
Wenda is behind the girl with pink pigtails.
<br />
Woof is next to the yellow tabby.
<br />
Wizard Whitebeard is next to the Man in the Yellow Hat.
<br />
Odlaw is next to one of the Beagle Boys.</p>Casts all seeing eye.
Wenda is behind the girl with pink pigtails.
Woof is next to the yellow tabby.
Wizard Whitebeard is next to the Man in the Yellow Hat.
Odlaw is next to one of the Beagle Boys.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-04-10T20:28:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=673?Last-one-to-post-wins#336402023-04-10T12:45:22Z2023-04-10T12:45:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The when wrote:</div><blockquote> Schism sent Schism the pipe bomb. Because Schism. </blockquote><p>We did not.
</p>
Even when we sometimes find fault with her, hurting her would be hurting ourselves.</p>The when wrote:Schism sent Schism the pipe bomb. Because Schism.
We did not.
Even when we sometimes find fault with her, hurting her would be hurting ourselves.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-04-10T12:45:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=673?Last-one-to-post-wins#336292023-04-07T19:26:51Z2023-04-07T16:14:01Z<p><i>Looks bashful.
<br />
Hands behind back.</i></p>
<p>I... lost it.</p>Looks bashful.
Hands behind back.
I... lost it.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-04-07T16:14:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=673?Last-one-to-post-wins#336272023-04-07T15:42:47Z2023-04-07T15:42:47Z<p>What pipe bomb?</p>What pipe bomb?Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-04-07T15:42:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=673?Last-one-to-post-wins#336142023-04-03T19:56:01Z2023-04-03T18:31:31Z<p><i>Opens the parcel the wrong way.</i>
<br />
Oh! A pipe bomb.</p>
<p><i>Looks everywhere</i>
<br />
But there is no card.
<br />
I don't know who to send a thankyou note to.</p>
<p><i>Looks at the postcards.</i>
<br />
I see Mr. Wally in all of them, and Mr. Heydrich in one of them.
<br />
I see many people I don't know in the rest of them.</p>Opens the parcel the wrong way.
Oh! A pipe bomb.
Looks everywhere
But there is no card.
I don't know who to send a thankyou note to.
Looks at the postcards.
I see Mr. Wally in all of them, and Mr. Heydrich in one of them.
I see many people I don't know in the rest of them.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-04-03T18:31:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=53?Dice-rolling-thread#26122023-04-03T14:13:26Z2023-04-03T14:13:26Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>People who fell for my pranks:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">100d1000 + 100d1000 + 100d1000 + 1 ⇒ (94, 859, 493, 680, 713, 47, 536, 787, 94, 355, 358, 500, 734, 637, 241, 644, 483, 325, 242, 963, 66, 88, 280, 647, 482, 561, 981, 766, 943, 320, 29, 516, 550, 255, 412, 536, 253, 959, 715, 25, 385, 266, 447, 902, 786, 913, 494, 794, 967, 629, 190, 806, 386, 882, 196, 33, 855, 464, 350, 643, 454, 579, 886, 903, 451, 771, 235, 422, 614, 222, 861, 120, 868, 584, 789, 822, 129, 141, 199, 691, 160, 549, 757, 761, 58, 158, 121, 359, 526, 864, 238, 240, 474, 137, 356, 239, 447, 504, 30, 542) + (898, 199, 602, 470, 284, 674, 324, 745, 184, 229, 247, 771, 436, 217, 873, 655, 838, 902, 962, 886, 572, 221, 729, 90, 280, 364, 491, 601, 590, 13, 769, 268, 564, 760, 92, 39, 797, 972, 208, 419, 633, 637, 506, 887, 837, 823, 16, 246, 754, 152, 811, 185, 557, 236, 339, 61, 914, 322, 912, 247, 638, 148, 744, 420, 232, 260, 265, 13, 466, 145, 229, 560, 578, 553, 245, 762, 71, 984, 180, 504, 787, 79, 225, 452, 972, 504, 392, 316, 742, 589, 70, 183, 121, 129, 846, 481, 874, 894, 997, 62) + (880, 589, 718, 355, 838, 77, 643, 704, 352, 330, 394, 273, 275, 951, 799, 404, 118, 366, 283, 709, 671, 667, 217, 460, 771, 25, 721, 96, 662, 668, 963, 142, 787, 494, 857, 537, 361, 405, 905, 829, 218, 337, 606, 895, 8, 675, 106, 916, 694, 177, 978, 282, 729, 231, 422, 91, 194, 111, 427, 277, 688, 489, 231, 255, 406, 477, 289, 495, 23, 965, 754, 654, 209, 608, 404, 972, 149, 89, 53, 360, 890, 886, 208, 968, 128, 476, 936, 55, 352, 288, 850, 244, 269, 529, 894, 583, 390, 801, 185, 710) + 1 = 145723</span></p>[dice=People who fell for my pranks]100d1000+100d1000+100d1000+1[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-04-03T14:13:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=673?Last-one-to-post-wins#336122023-04-03T17:22:25Z2023-04-03T14:11:43Z<p>Hee Hee Hee!
<br />
Boy, Mr. Grinch and I had so much fun this weekend.
<br />
No one escaped unscathed.
<br />
Of course, he is still did a whole lot more than me.</p>Hee Hee Hee!
Boy, Mr. Grinch and I had so much fun this weekend.
No one escaped unscathed.
Of course, he is still did a whole lot more than me.Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-04-03T14:11:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=673?Last-one-to-post-wins#336052023-03-31T19:01:01Z2023-03-31T13:07:04Z<p>That's what he gets for singing in G-Flat instead of A-Minor</p>That's what he gets for singing in G-Flat instead of A-MinorSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-31T13:07:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=265?BANNED#132092023-03-31T13:02:58Z2023-03-31T13:02:58Z<p>Banned for just cause.</p>Banned for just cause.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-31T13:02:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=672?Last-one-to-post-wins#335972023-03-28T20:39:29Z2023-03-28T15:13:10Z<p>Thank you for the title father.
<br />
I will wear it with pride.</p>
<p>Progress report.
<br />
The woodcrafters will be finished by noon.
<br />
All heating and air is being activated, all lights (both electric and gas) are ready for use, the water is running perfectly (cold, freezing, hot and boiling), and all electrical outlets have been rated so that multiple electrical torture devices can be used without blowing any circuit breakers.
<br />
The kitchen appliances, dining area furniture, bathroom fixtures, laundry (automatic and manual) and other sundry items are being installed today.
<br />
I decided to go with spartan easily stored bedroom furniture in case anyone wanted to decorate their room themselves (at their own expense).</p>
<p>Everything should be ready to move-in in the morning.
<br />
You can do the dedication first thing in the morning, then leave on your trip.</p>Thank you for the title father.
I will wear it with pride.
Progress report.
The woodcrafters will be finished by noon.
All heating and air is being activated, all lights (both electric and gas) are ready for use, the water is running perfectly (cold, freezing, hot and boiling), and all electrical outlets have been rated so that multiple electrical torture devices can be used without blowing any circuit breakers.
The kitchen appliances, dining area furniture, bathroom fixtures, laundry...Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-28T15:13:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=672?Last-one-to-post-wins#335882023-03-27T19:27:09Z2023-03-27T16:35:05Z<p>Progress report.
<br />
The masons will be finishing the third floor today.
<br />
The woodcrafters have started work on the ceilings and trim work.</p>
<p>Thank you for taking care of the cat for me father.
<br />
Sorry I missed your birthday, but I know you don't like people making a big fuss about it.</p>Progress report.
The masons will be finishing the third floor today.
The woodcrafters have started work on the ceilings and trim work.
Thank you for taking care of the cat for me father.
Sorry I missed your birthday, but I know you don't like people making a big fuss about it.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-27T16:35:05ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=53?Dice-rolling-thread#26082023-03-27T15:46:02Z2023-03-27T15:45:21Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice">6d666 ⇒ (71, 137, 158, 126, 466, 392) = 1350</span></p>[dice]6d666[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-27T15:45:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=672?Last-one-to-post-wins#335862023-03-27T12:59:31Z2023-03-27T12:57:40Z<p>Regret to announce the death of my daughter, Dusty, of old age at 18 years and 10 months.
<br />
She got the cuteness gene from her mother instead of the longevity gene from me.</p>Regret to announce the death of my daughter, Dusty, of old age at 18 years and 10 months.
She got the cuteness gene from her mother instead of the longevity gene from me.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-27T12:57:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=53?Dice-rolling-thread#26062023-03-24T23:14:35Z2023-03-24T20:07:59Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bounty on Goblin Mime:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">100d1000 + 100d1000 + 100d1000 + 1000 ⇒ (878, 707, 398, 141, 700, 292, 82, 36, 211, 77, 973, 918, 212, 156, 407, 184, 114, 98, 939, 229, 79, 641, 278, 5, 778, 705, 400, 301, 421, 390, 327, 322, 909, 362, 90, 51, 516, 83, 635, 755, 416, 288, 278, 960, 6, 341, 310, 811, 337, 960, 47, 732, 140, 968, 950, 953, 128, 138, 812, 162, 270, 511, 449, 509, 470, 933, 502, 89, 928, 687, 419, 49, 632, 356, 919, 287, 479, 946, 13, 266, 556, 604, 411, 821, 345, 207, 350, 661, 986, 77, 954, 47, 600, 268, 198, 380, 852, 39, 284, 11) + (983, 430, 37, 417, 885, 612, 867, 463, 955, 701, 952, 943, 574, 578, 484, 76, 226, 723, 764, 110, 740, 391, 725, 607, 151, 19, 433, 5, 674, 333, 984, 860, 75, 995, 711, 639, 285, 413, 750, 611, 589, 540, 883, 457, 451, 909, 589, 509, 443, 838, 499, 15, 634, 660, 146, 54, 502, 439, 29, 508, 607, 939, 719, 954, 178, 699, 604, 56, 484, 251, 757, 849, 98, 666, 907, 297, 215, 282, 474, 524, 544, 534, 383, 429, 545, 504, 765, 263, 602, 300, 848, 692, 4, 660, 780, 447, 406, 168, 296, 824) + (924, 617, 468, 916, 62, 779, 498, 109, 943, 149, 673, 301, 740, 206, 187, 691, 156, 910, 185, 752, 415, 254, 45, 241, 519, 965, 484, 873, 643, 832, 502, 969, 163, 852, 366, 255, 501, 811, 837, 393, 942, 737, 459, 428, 892, 882, 229, 758, 472, 475, 850, 659, 585, 561, 815, 616, 331, 961, 67, 146, 511, 829, 940, 962, 268, 576, 464, 295, 251, 703, 144, 168, 8, 515, 679, 901, 804, 335, 768, 104, 671, 714, 77, 846, 219, 194, 132, 300, 701, 206, 820, 431, 740, 733, 29, 484, 699, 344, 253, 993) + 1000 = 150193</span></p>[dice=Bounty on Goblin Mime]100d1000+100d1000+100d1000+1000[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-24T20:07:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=672?Last-one-to-post-wins#335742023-03-24T20:03:33Z2023-03-24T20:03:33Z<p>Progress Report.
<br />
All the gas and heating work has finished.
<br />
The inspector has arrived and approved everything.
<br />
The insulators have started.
<br />
Everything should be insulated by tonight.</p>
<p>The masons will start putting up the interior walls tomorrow.</p>
<p>Father, I have to be elsewhere tomorrow. Would you please make sure a live cat is entombed in one of the walls. Can't neglect the good luck talisman.</p>
<p>Also, when the contractor said it would take 14 days, I did not take into account them having Sundays off.
<br />
Thus the new wing will not be finished until Tuesday.</p>Progress Report.
All the gas and heating work has finished.
The inspector has arrived and approved everything.
The insulators have started.
Everything should be insulated by tonight.
The masons will start putting up the interior walls tomorrow.
Father, I have to be elsewhere tomorrow. Would you please make sure a live cat is entombed in one of the walls. Can't neglect the good luck talisman.
Also, when the contractor said it would take 14 days, I did not take into account them having...Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-24T20:03:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=672?Last-one-to-post-wins#335682023-03-23T12:49:10Z2023-03-23T12:49:10Z<p>I'll take the Baobhan Sith.
<br />
She will be a great guard in my vault.</p>
<p>Progress Report.
<br />
The electricians are finished.
<br />
The gas & heating and air crews finished the first floor and should wrap up everything tomorrow.
<br />
As soon as the building inspector gets here, the insulators will start.</p>I'll take the Baobhan Sith.
She will be a great guard in my vault.
Progress Report.
The electricians are finished.
The gas & heating and air crews finished the first floor and should wrap up everything tomorrow.
As soon as the building inspector gets here, the insulators will start.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-23T12:49:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=672?Last-one-to-post-wins#335642023-03-22T20:59:14Z2023-03-22T20:59:14Z<p>I'll pass on the undead.
<br />
They have a tendency to glitch.
<br />
They keep trying to do the same task over and over again, even when said task is completed.
<br />
Since I am so busy, I don't have time to keep an eye on it.</p>I'll pass on the undead.
They have a tendency to glitch.
They keep trying to do the same task over and over again, even when said task is completed.
Since I am so busy, I don't have time to keep an eye on it.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-22T20:59:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=672?Last-one-to-post-wins#335622023-03-22T12:43:11Z2023-03-22T12:43:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote><p>During my search of the forgotten levels of the crypt, I found <a href="https://fightingfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Imitator" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this</a> and <a href="https://fightingfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Chest_Creature" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">this</a>.</p>
<p>Because of there being so many of the latter, I will take most of them and give you one of the spares. </blockquote><p>Thank you.
<p>Progress Report.
<br />
The masons should finish today.
<br />
The electricians continue their work.
<br />
The gas & heating and air crews will be starting today.</p>Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:During my search of the forgotten levels of the crypt, I found this and this.
Because of there being so many of the latter, I will take most of them and give you one of the spares.
Thank you. Progress Report.
The masons should finish today.
The electricians continue their work.
The gas & heating and air crews will be starting today.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-22T12:43:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=672?Last-one-to-post-wins#335552023-03-21T13:27:45Z2023-03-21T13:27:45Z<p>Wait! Where did that come from?
<br />
That is not what I meant to say.
<br />
GRR!</p>
<p>Progress Report.
<br />
The roof is finished.
<br />
The masons continue on the outside.
<br />
The plumbers will finish today.
<br />
The electricians have started.</p>Wait! Where did that come from?
That is not what I meant to say.
GRR!
Progress Report.
The roof is finished.
The masons continue on the outside.
The plumbers will finish today.
The electricians have started.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-21T13:27:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=672?Last-one-to-post-wins#335522023-03-20T23:21:00Z2023-03-20T23:21:00Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> Magnificent! Tell me, what new "pet"/minion you would like to receive?</blockquote><p>How about something in the slime family?Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Magnificent! Tell me, what new "pet"/minion you would like to receive?
How about something in the slime family?Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-20T23:21:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=671?Last-one-to-post-wins#335492023-03-20T20:10:51Z2023-03-20T15:56:37Z<p>Sorry Father.
<br />
There was a mix up with the delivery and I was getting it cleared up.
<br />
They delivered shingles for the roof instead of slate.
<br />
The wretch who made the mistake is learning how to do things with his off hand.</p>
<p>Progress report.
<br />
Framing of the roof was finished on Saturday. The slates will be installed today.
<br />
The masons are starting to block the outside.
<br />
The plumbers are also starting today.</p>Sorry Father.
There was a mix up with the delivery and I was getting it cleared up.
They delivered shingles for the roof instead of slate.
The wretch who made the mistake is learning how to do things with his off hand.
Progress report.
Framing of the roof was finished on Saturday. The slates will be installed today.
The masons are starting to block the outside.
The plumbers are also starting today.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-20T15:56:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=671?Last-one-to-post-wins#335422023-03-17T12:40:51Z2023-03-17T12:40:51Z<p>I'll take the spider thing.</p>
<p>Progress report.
<br />
Second floor is finish, starting on third floor.
<br />
If weather permits, they may start on the roof.</p>I'll take the spider thing.
Progress report.
Second floor is finish, starting on third floor.
If weather permits, they may start on the roof.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-17T12:40:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=671?Last-one-to-post-wins#335392023-03-16T12:54:59Z2023-03-16T12:54:24Z<p>Progress report.
<br />
First floor framed, starting on the second floor.</p>Progress report.
First floor framed, starting on the second floor.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-16T12:54:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=671?Last-one-to-post-wins#335352023-03-15T20:40:28Z2023-03-15T20:40:28Z<p>Thank you father.</p>Thank you father.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-15T20:40:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=671?Last-one-to-post-wins#335332023-03-15T14:37:31Z2023-03-15T14:30:59Z<p>Progress Report.
<br />
The blocking is finished.
<br />
Today they are doing the steel floor joist and walls for the first floor.</p>Progress Report.
The blocking is finished.
Today they are doing the steel floor joist and walls for the first floor.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-15T14:30:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=671?Last-one-to-post-wins#335272023-03-14T13:33:05Z2023-03-14T13:33:05Z<p>Progress report.
<br />
The foundation has been poured and they are starting on the blocking.</p>Progress report.
The foundation has been poured and they are starting on the blocking.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-14T13:33:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=671?Last-one-to-post-wins#335142023-03-10T13:19:18Z2023-03-10T13:18:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> Excellent, I was hoping that it would start sooner but, progress is progress. </blockquote><p>Not just any stone would do.
</p>
I had to make sure the new stone would match the old stone so it wouldn't stand out.</p>Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Excellent, I was hoping that it would start sooner but, progress is progress.
Not just any stone would do.
I had to make sure the new stone would match the old stone so it wouldn't stand out.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-10T13:18:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=671?Last-one-to-post-wins#335052023-03-09T13:12:30Z2023-03-09T13:12:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote>And what of the extension? I was hoping to have a new servants quarters. </blockquote><p>The contractor starts on Monday.
</p>
Should be completed in 2 weeks.</p>Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:And what of the extension? I was hoping to have a new servants quarters.
The contractor starts on Monday.
Should be completed in 2 weeks.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-09T13:12:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=670?Last-one-to-post-wins#334962023-03-08T23:47:34Z2023-03-08T20:24:01Z<p>Thanks for the pets father.
<br />
Sorry I didn't thank you earlier, but there was a leak in the lionfish tank.
<br />
I had to transfer it to the swimming pool so the repairman can drain the tank and fix it.
<br />
I put a "Keep Out" sign in an out of the way place so no one goes swimming.</p>Thanks for the pets father.
Sorry I didn't thank you earlier, but there was a leak in the lionfish tank.
I had to transfer it to the swimming pool so the repairman can drain the tank and fix it.
I put a "Keep Out" sign in an out of the way place so no one goes swimming.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-08T20:24:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=670?Last-one-to-post-wins#334702023-03-02T13:22:17Z2023-03-02T13:22:17Z<p><i>Brings a box of curlers.</i>
<br />
Here you go father.</p>Brings a box of curlers.
Here you go father.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-02T13:22:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=670?Last-one-to-post-wins#334642023-03-01T18:00:07Z2023-03-01T18:00:07Z<p>Better not let my dumber half know about it.
<br />
She'll want to name it Liono.</p>Better not let my dumber half know about it.
She'll want to name it Liono.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-03-01T18:00:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=670?Last-one-to-post-wins#334612023-02-28T22:58:54Z2023-02-28T19:03:15Z<p><i>Lets Goblin Mime out of his invisible box.</i></p>
<p>There you go. Now, what were you saying?</p>Lets Goblin Mime out of his invisible box.
There you go. Now, what were you saying?Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-02-28T19:03:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=669?Last-one-to-post-wins#334362023-02-21T16:38:23Z2023-02-21T16:38:23Z<p>Send for the Huntsman!</p>Send for the Huntsman!Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-02-21T16:38:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=265?BANNED#132052023-02-20T20:10:38Z2023-02-20T14:33:52Z<p>Banned for stealing Schism's energy.</p>Banned for stealing Schism's energy.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-02-20T14:33:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=53?Dice-rolling-thread#26032023-02-17T13:26:19Z2023-02-17T13:25:42Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b><b>Perception:</b> Observing Gervase Goldhawk's attacks:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 ⇒ (19) + 10 = 29</span></p>[dice=Perception: Observing Gervase Goldhawk's attacks]1d20+10[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-02-17T13:25:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=669?Last-one-to-post-wins#334222023-02-09T16:17:52Z2023-02-09T16:17:52Z<p>Bow ties are so passé.</p>Bow ties are so passé.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-02-09T16:17:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=669?Last-one-to-post-wins#334142023-02-07T22:02:57Z2023-02-07T22:02:57Z<p>EW!</p>EW!Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-02-07T22:02:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=53?Dice-rolling-thread#26012023-02-07T21:56:02Z2023-02-07T21:55:30Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sauron of the Savage Land's intelligence before draining Schism's Life Force:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d100 ⇒ (97, 80) = 177</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sauron of the Savage Land's intelligence after draining Schism's Life Force:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">177 - 10d100 ⇒ 177 - (24, 30, 26, 64, 74, 80, 16, 64, 81, 4) = -286</span></p>[dice=Sauron of the Savage Land's intelligence before draining Schism's Life Force]2d100[/dice]
[dice=Sauron of the Savage Land's intelligence after draining Schism's Life Force]177-10d100[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-02-07T21:55:30ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25992023-02-06T13:52:58Z2023-02-06T13:52:58Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>The price of doing business:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 64</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>The price of not doing business:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 60</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>The price of ignoring business:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 4</span></p>[dice=The price of doing business]1d100[/dice]
[dice=The price of not doing business]1d100[/dice]
[dice=The price of ignoring business]1d100[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-02-06T13:52:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=668?Last-one-to-post-wins#333972023-02-01T17:23:53Z2023-02-01T17:23:53Z<p>:4
<br />
Chimera with only 2 heads.</p>:4
Chimera with only 2 heads.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-02-01T17:23:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=668?Last-one-to-post-wins#333892023-01-31T18:22:19Z2023-01-31T13:23:55Z<p>Joins ChuChu in harmony after putting a gag over Dukes of HUZZAH-RD.</p>Joins ChuChu in harmony after putting a gag over Dukes of HUZZAH-RD.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-31T13:23:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=264?BANNED#131982023-01-30T18:36:24Z2023-01-30T18:36:24Z<p>Banned for being the first person in almost 2 years to ban someone.</p>Banned for being the first person in almost 2 years to ban someone.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-30T18:36:24ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25982023-01-25T19:30:54Z2023-01-25T19:30:54Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Do:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 59</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Ra:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 16</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Mi:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 10</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Fa:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 27</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>So:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 88</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>La:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 9</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Ti:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 21</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Do:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 79</span></p>[dice=Do]1d100[/dice]
[dice=Ra]1d100[/dice]
[dice=Mi]1d100[/dice]
[dice=Fa]1d100[/dice]
[dice=So]1d100[/dice]
[dice=La]1d100[/dice]
[dice=Ti]1d100[/dice]
[dice=Do]1d100[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-25T19:30:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=668?Last-one-to-post-wins#333682023-01-25T19:07:18Z2023-01-25T15:01:51Z<p><i>Hiss!</i></p>
<p>Good thing I have GoatToucher SPF1000 Sun Screen<span class=tiny>(TM)</span></p>Hiss!
Good thing I have GoatToucher SPF1000 Sun Screen(TM)Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-25T15:01:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25952023-01-24T22:37:00Z2023-01-24T17:43:41Z<p><i>Wakes up for real. Sees Mr. Grinch</i></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sorry Boss:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 80</span></p>Wakes up for real. Sees Mr. Grinch
[dice=Sorry Boss]1d100[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-24T17:43:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=668?Last-one-to-post-wins#333642023-01-24T22:37:52Z2023-01-24T14:53:45Z<p>Should have used some GoatToucher Blood Preservative<span class=tiny>(TM)</span>.</p>Should have used some GoatToucher Blood Preservative(TM).Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-24T14:53:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=667?Last-one-to-post-wins#333412023-01-19T13:49:18Z2023-01-19T13:46:57Z<p>Is it the cheese shop where they lock you in the booth?</p>Is it the cheese shop where they lock you in the booth?Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-19T13:46:57ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25932023-01-12T16:39:50Z2023-01-12T16:39:50Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>GAH! - I'm awake:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d1 ⇒ 1</span></p>[dice=GAH! - I'm awake]1d1[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-12T16:39:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25912023-01-11T21:30:18Z2023-01-11T21:30:18Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Zzzzzz:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">100d100 ⇒ (53, 1, 24, 11, 69, 67, 68, 74, 65, 14, 86, 9, 10, 45, 4, 49, 89, 71, 99, 68, 99, 12, 32, 17, 77, 15, 26, 8, 12, 88, 50, 76, 74, 99, 75, 84, 5, 75, 64, 19, 68, 54, 87, 61, 39, 70, 55, 85, 27, 77, 18, 86, 3, 18, 25, 46, 3, 27, 38, 86, 100, 28, 61, 29, 49, 9, 70, 39, 46, 69, 59, 86, 98, 39, 90, 60, 59, 65, 42, 80, 89, 85, 79, 63, 91, 80, 44, 92, 11, 87, 53, 92, 93, 52, 54, 36, 52, 89, 79, 52) = 5507</span></p>[dice=Zzzzzz]100d100[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-11T21:30:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=667?Last-one-to-post-wins#333142023-01-10T19:09:03Z2023-01-10T16:53:47Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote><p>Wait, Partylf Sunev, I have somewhere else you can stay!</p>
<p>•Escorts Partylf Sunev out of the cold and into a warm and unused room.•</p>
<p>There we are, the old parlour room will be perfect for you! </blockquote><p>This feels nice.Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Wait, Partylf Sunev, I have somewhere else you can stay!
*Escorts Partylf Sunev out of the cold and into a warm and unused room.*
There we are, the old parlour room will be perfect for you!
This feels nice.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-10T16:53:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=667?Last-one-to-post-wins#333042023-01-06T20:43:59Z2023-01-06T20:43:10Z<p>I was trying to warm up.
<br />
It is so bitter cold outside and nicely warm in here.</p>
<p><i>Dejectedly walks out into the cold.</i></p>I was trying to warm up.
It is so bitter cold outside and nicely warm in here.
Dejectedly walks out into the cold.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-06T20:43:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=667?Last-one-to-post-wins#333022023-01-06T18:18:29Z2023-01-06T17:45:05Z<p>Dodges the Fruit Tree as it lights Danger Bear on fire.</p>Dodges the Fruit Tree as it lights Danger Bear on fire.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-06T17:45:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=666?Last-one-to-post-wins#332992023-01-05T13:16:48Z2023-01-05T13:16:48Z<p>Fire Bad!</p>Fire Bad!Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-05T13:16:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=666?Last-one-to-post-wins#332962023-01-04T13:23:46Z2023-01-04T13:23:46Z<p>Too much TV is bad for you.</p>Too much TV is bad for you.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2023-01-04T13:23:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25902022-12-30T15:55:10Z2022-12-30T15:54:38Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Hours of enjoyment so far from Mr. Grinch's present:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">6d24 ⇒ (24, 17, 6, 17, 6, 21) = 91</span></p>[dice=Hours of enjoyment so far from Mr. Grinch's present]6d24[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-30T15:54:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=666?Last-one-to-post-wins#332792022-12-30T18:53:36Z2022-12-30T15:52:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> Alright, alright, as you wish daughter. I'll be quiet. </blockquote><p>Talking to Orange Hulk, not you Father.Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Alright, alright, as you wish daughter. I'll be quiet.
Talking to Orange Hulk, not you Father.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-30T15:52:13ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25882022-12-29T18:26:19Z2022-12-29T17:11:25Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Christmas presents received from Mr. Grinch:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 ⇒ 1</span></p>[dice=Christmas presents received from Mr. Grinch]1d6[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-29T17:11:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=666?Last-one-to-post-wins#332752022-12-29T14:14:24Z2022-12-29T14:14:24Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> Be careful daughter, he is also called Solar Hulk because he is strengthened by the sun.</blockquote><p>Is he fighting on your orders? - <span class=messageboard-bigger>NO!</span>
</p>
Is is fighting to protect you and yours? - <span class=messageboard-bigger>NO!</span>
<br />
Is he fighting for his own pleasure? - <span class=messageboard-bigger>YES!</span>
<br />
Therefore, <b>be Quiet!</b></p>Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Be careful daughter, he is also called Solar Hulk because he is strengthened by the sun.
Is he fighting on your orders? - NO!
Is is fighting to protect you and yours? - NO!
Is he fighting for his own pleasure? - YES!
Therefore, be Quiet!Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-29T14:14:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=666?Last-one-to-post-wins#332692022-12-28T21:33:12Z2022-12-28T21:33:12Z<p><b>Quiet.</b> Some of us are trying to sleep.</p>Quiet. Some of us are trying to sleep.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-28T21:33:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=666?Last-one-to-post-wins#332652022-12-27T13:44:54Z2022-12-27T13:44:54Z<p>I am so tired.
<br />
Feels like I have been doing twice the work I usually do.
<br />
<i>ZZZ</i></p>I am so tired.
Feels like I have been doing twice the work I usually do.
ZZZSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-27T13:44:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=665?Last-one-to-post-wins#332502022-12-22T21:08:07Z2022-12-22T21:08:07Z<p>Make sure it is a type of fir or spruce tree.
<br />
No other type is acceptable.</p>Make sure it is a type of fir or spruce tree.
No other type is acceptable.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-22T21:08:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=665?Last-one-to-post-wins#332482022-12-22T20:44:27Z2022-12-22T20:43:44Z<p>I have been keeping an eye on things.
<br />
Almost everything is on schedule.
<br />
The only thing we still need is a 40 foot tree for the front hall, but since I have to keep watch over the minions I have not been able to look for one.</p>I have been keeping an eye on things.
Almost everything is on schedule.
The only thing we still need is a 40 foot tree for the front hall, but since I have to keep watch over the minions I have not been able to look for one.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-22T20:43:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=665?Last-one-to-post-wins#332422022-12-21T13:45:38Z2022-12-21T13:45:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Orange Hulk wrote:</div><blockquote><p> You really pale, you need more sun, get strong like me!</p>
<p>•Tries to gently tussle Vampire Schism's hair, but is a bit rough.• </blockquote><p>I like my paleness.
</p>
<i>Throws Orange Hulk across room for daring to touch me.</i></p>Orange Hulk wrote:You really pale, you need more sun, get strong like me!
*Tries to gently tussle Vampire Schism's hair, but is a bit rough.*
I like my paleness.
Throws Orange Hulk across room for daring to touch me.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-21T13:45:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=665?Last-one-to-post-wins#332382022-12-20T18:28:02Z2022-12-20T18:28:02Z<p>Not everything is photo synthetic.</p>Not everything is photo synthetic.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-20T18:28:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=129?The-Next-Poster#64492022-12-19T18:40:44Z2022-12-19T18:40:44Z<p>It starts in the underwater region of <b><s>REDACTED</s></b>. </p>
<p>The next poster has a once in a lifetime opportunity.</p>It starts in the underwater region of REDACTED.
The next poster has a once in a lifetime opportunity.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-19T18:40:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=665?Last-one-to-post-wins#332342022-12-19T21:35:03Z2022-12-19T13:16:35Z<p>I said the castle, not the inhabitants!
<br />
<i>Starts knocking a few heads together.</i></p>I said the castle, not the inhabitants!
Starts knocking a few heads together.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-19T13:16:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=665?Last-one-to-post-wins#332292022-12-16T20:06:42Z2022-12-16T20:06:42Z<p>Yes you are.
<br />
So why aren't you killing the vermin like you are suppose to be doing?</p>Yes you are.
So why aren't you killing the vermin like you are suppose to be doing?Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-16T20:06:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=665?Last-one-to-post-wins#332272022-12-16T19:35:58Z2022-12-16T16:50:37Z<p>Sorry about that.
<br />
I do hope you and your pet will forgive the minions for stealing her.
<br />
Good help is hard to find.</p>Sorry about that.
I do hope you and your pet will forgive the minions for stealing her.
Good help is hard to find.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-16T16:50:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=665?Last-one-to-post-wins#332252022-12-16T15:54:45Z2022-12-16T13:30:52Z<p><i><span class=messageboard-ooc>Inspects the moat monsters Group A brings back.</span></i>
<br />
Yes.
<br />
Yes.
<br />
Yes.
<br />
Too young, come back in 100 years.
<br />
Yes.
<br />
...
<br />
Why do you have a fish in a bowl?
<br />
<i><span class=messageboard-ooc>Listens</span></i>
<br />
So, a sea monster that swims around as a fish until someone takes the time to catch it, taking it out of the water.
<br />
Only then does it get angry and grows in size and attacks people.
<br />
What kind of lazy ass moat monster is that?
<br />
<b><span class=messageboard-bigger>REJECTED</span></b>
<br />
Just for that, you five get to dig the moat expansion.
<br />
Try not to get eaten while you are doing it.</p>Inspects the moat monsters Group A brings back.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Too young, come back in 100 years.
Yes.
...
Why do you have a fish in a bowl?
Listens
So, a sea monster that swims around as a fish until someone takes the time to catch it, taking it out of the water.
Only then does it get angry and grows in size and attacks people.
What kind of lazy ass moat monster is that?
REJECTED
Just for that, you five get to dig the moat expansion.
Try not to get eaten while you are doing it.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-16T13:30:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=665?Last-one-to-post-wins#332202022-12-14T21:17:12Z2022-12-14T21:16:53Z<p>Group D - The left side start exterminating the bad vermin. <i>(Shows them pictures of what to eliminate.)</i></p>
<p>The right side go to Castle Heydrich and start decorating it for Christmas.</p>Group D - The left side start exterminating the bad vermin. (Shows them pictures of what to eliminate.)
The right side go to Castle Heydrich and start decorating it for Christmas.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-14T21:16:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=665?Last-one-to-post-wins#332182022-12-14T14:32:39Z2022-12-14T14:32:39Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Excellent management skills, daughter, I just have two questions:</p>
<p>1. What about the vermin? I think that should be dealt with quickly.</p>
<p>2. Who are going to get to deal with all the lights, tinsel and other Christmas paraphernalia? </blockquote><p>1 - Do you want more or less vermin?
</p>
2 - I thought the Christmas elves were taking care of that.</p>Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Excellent management skills, daughter, I just have two questions:
1. What about the vermin? I think that should be dealt with quickly.
2. Who are going to get to deal with all the lights, tinsel and other Christmas paraphernalia?
1 - Do you want more or less vermin?
2 - I thought the Christmas elves were taking care of that.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-14T14:32:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25862022-12-14T16:46:55Z2022-12-14T13:24:51Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>You are so competitive boss:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d1 ⇒ 1</span></p>[dice=You are so competitive boss]1d1[/dice]Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-14T13:24:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=665?Last-one-to-post-wins#332152022-12-13T17:44:33Z2022-12-13T17:44:33Z<p>Group A - The moat around the castle needs to be more deadly, some new moat monsters should do it.
<br />
Group B - The mansion needs more cobwebs. Go capture a dozen large spiders in the Black Forest and bring them back.
<br />
Group C - Too many people have been successfully navigating the Hedge Maze unscathed, put in more traps.
<br />
Group D - You will be held in reserve.</p>Group A - The moat around the castle needs to be more deadly, some new moat monsters should do it.
Group B - The mansion needs more cobwebs. Go capture a dozen large spiders in the Black Forest and bring them back.
Group C - Too many people have been successfully navigating the Hedge Maze unscathed, put in more traps.
Group D - You will be held in reserve.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-13T17:44:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=664?Last-one-to-post-wins#331952022-12-09T20:25:28Z2022-12-09T20:25:28Z<p>A ghost?</p>A ghost?Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-09T20:25:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=664?Last-one-to-post-wins#331942022-12-09T20:18:19Z2022-12-09T20:18:19Z<p>Then who have I been talking to?</p>Then who have I been talking to?Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-09T20:18:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=664?Last-one-to-post-wins#331922022-12-09T17:29:03Z2022-12-09T17:29:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote>The South Wing of the Mortis Mansion is completely empty (make use of the lower levels too).</blockquote><p>When did the Mortis family cousins move out?
</p>
They were still 'living' there when you sent me on that last inter-dimensional mission.</p>
<p>I'll put the more unruly minions in the lower levels.</p>Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:The South Wing of the Mortis Mansion is completely empty (make use of the lower levels too).
When did the Mortis family cousins move out?
They were still 'living' there when you sent me on that last inter-dimensional mission.I'll put the more unruly minions in the lower levels.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-09T17:29:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=664?Last-one-to-post-wins#331872022-12-08T20:07:05Z2022-12-08T20:07:05Z<p>I'll try, but we are running low on rooms.
<br />
Even with 8 minions to a room, I may have to start doubling up our guests.</p>I'll try, but we are running low on rooms.
Even with 8 minions to a room, I may have to start doubling up our guests.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-12-08T20:07:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=663?Last-one-to-post-wins#331252022-11-22T08:41:21Z2022-11-21T16:42:17Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> Daughter, have you finished with the buffet yet?</blockquote><p><span class=messageboard-ooc><b>Blast!</b> Wrong alias</span>
<p>Yes father.</p>
<p>For appetizers I have:
<br />
Pig’s Blood Cakes
<br />
Blodplättar</p>
<p>For Soup, I have:
<br />
Pig’s Blood Curd Soup
<br />
Tiết Canh
<br />
Papas De Sarrabulho</p>
<p>For the entrée I have:
<br />
Blood Sausages
<br />
Jadoh Snam
<br />
Arroz de Cabidela
<br />
Coq au Vin
<br />
Sangre Encebollada
<br />
Dinuguan</p>
<p>To Drink, I have:
<br />
Blood Milk
<br />
Snake’s blood wine</p>
<p>For dessert I have:
<br />
Black Pudding
<br />
Pig Blood Ice Cream
<br />
Sanguinaccio Dolce</p>Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Daughter, have you finished with the buffet yet?
Blast! Wrong alias Yes father.
For appetizers I have:
Pig’s Blood Cakes
Blodplättar
For Soup, I have:
Pig’s Blood Curd Soup
Tiết Canh
Papas De Sarrabulho
For the entrée I have:
Blood Sausages
Jadoh Snam
Arroz de Cabidela
Coq au Vin
Sangre Encebollada
Dinuguan
To Drink, I have:
Blood Milk
Snake’s blood wine
For dessert I have:
Black Pudding
Pig Blood Ice Cream
Sanguinaccio DolceVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-11-21T16:42:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=663?Last-one-to-post-wins#331022022-11-16T13:18:00Z2022-11-16T13:18:00Z<p>The way your hair grows back, you could supply the whole industry for months until the fad goes away.</p>The way your hair grows back, you could supply the whole industry for months until the fad goes away.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-11-16T13:18:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=662?Last-one-to-post-wins#330972022-11-14T17:48:32Z2022-11-14T17:48:32Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
The Saltsucker was a gift from my wife (wife number 48 to be exact)</blockquote><p><i>starts mental calculating</i>
</p>
I don't think you mentioned that one before.
<br />
So far I only know of 20 (scattered numbers, not the first 20).</p>Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:The Saltsucker was a gift from my wife (wife number 48 to be exact)
starts mental calculating
I don't think you mentioned that one before.
So far I only know of 20 (scattered numbers, not the first 20).Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-11-14T17:48:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=662?Last-one-to-post-wins#330822022-11-11T21:39:06Z2022-11-11T15:53:55Z<p><i>annoyed glare</i>
<br />
You did this on purpose.
<br />
First, all your showers use saltwater.
<br />
Now the Saltsucker.</p>annoyed glare
You did this on purpose.
First, all your showers use saltwater.
Now the Saltsucker.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-11-11T15:53:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=662?Last-one-to-post-wins#330712022-11-08T13:22:26Z2022-11-08T13:22:26Z<p>Finally got out of there.
<br />
Here is my report.</p>
<p><i>Give Count Heydrich a salty report.</i></p>
<p>Now I need to take a mind bleach shower.</p>Finally got out of there.
Here is my report.
Give Count Heydrich a salty report.
Now I need to take a mind bleach shower.Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-11-08T13:22:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=662?Last-one-to-post-wins#330572022-11-04T12:17:30Z2022-11-04T12:17:30Z<p>It is the way you said witch.
<br />
You didn't show enough respect when you said it.</p>It is the way you said witch.
You didn't show enough respect when you said it.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-11-04T12:17:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=661?Last-one-to-post-wins#330412022-11-02T14:14:45Z2022-11-02T14:14:45Z<p>Didn't know someone could gain knowledge by eating books.</p>Didn't know someone could gain knowledge by eating books.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-11-02T14:14:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsVampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=661?Last-one-to-post-wins#330252022-10-31T23:03:28Z2022-10-31T12:25:40Z<p>FATHER!
<br />
Are you trying to drive me INSANE?</p>
<p>Talking mice, talking ducks, talking whatevers!
<br />
Not to mention an annoying kid waving a giant key around.
<br />
ARGH!</p>FATHER!
Are you trying to drive me INSANE?
Talking mice, talking ducks, talking whatevers!
Not to mention an annoying kid waving a giant key around.
ARGH!Vampire Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-31T12:25:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25622022-10-28T12:46:24Z2022-10-28T12:46:24Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Death by 1000 Teeth:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">10d1000 ⇒ (917, 976, 518, 316, 606, 713, 299, 966, 129, 834) = 6274</span></p>[dice=Death by 1000 Teeth]10d1000[/dice]Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-28T12:46:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=660?Last-one-to-post-wins#329902022-10-25T21:31:40Z2022-10-25T21:31:40Z<p>It may taste good, but it is the side effects I'm leery of.
<br />
That is why I try to avoid it.</p>It may taste good, but it is the side effects I'm leery of.
That is why I try to avoid it.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-25T21:31:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=660?Last-one-to-post-wins#329842022-10-24T12:27:36Z2022-10-24T12:27:36Z<p>Still waiting for my breakfast.</p>Still waiting for my breakfast.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-24T12:27:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=660?Last-one-to-post-wins#329732022-10-21T15:20:50Z2022-10-21T15:20:50Z<p>Each store with a different line of products.</p>Each store with a different line of products.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-21T15:20:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25602022-10-21T12:18:05Z2022-10-21T12:18:05Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Anarchy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 + 20 ⇒ (80) + 20 = 100</span></p>[dice=Anarchy]1d100+20[/dice]Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-21T12:18:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=660?Last-one-to-post-wins#329592022-10-19T16:30:46Z2022-10-19T16:30:46Z<p><i>Rahr</i>•</p>
<p>•Such a lovely song.</p>Rahr*
*Such a lovely song.Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-19T16:30:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=660?Last-one-to-post-wins#329582022-10-19T16:28:20Z2022-10-19T16:28:20Z<p><i>If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise
<br />
If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise
<br />
For every bear that ever there was
<br />
Will gather there for certain because
<br />
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic</p>
<p>Every teddy bear who's been good is sure of a treat today
<br />
There's lots of marvelous things to eat and wonderful games to play
<br />
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
<br />
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
<br />
That's the way the teddy bears have their picnic</p>
<p>Picnic time for teddy bears
<br />
The little teddy bears are having a lovely time today
<br />
Watch them, catch them unawares
<br />
And see them picnic on their holiday</p>
<p>See them gaily gad about
<br />
They love to play and shout
<br />
They never have any cares
<br />
At six o'clock their mummies and daddies
<br />
Will take them back home to bed
<br />
'Cause they're tired little teddy bears</p>
<p>If you go down in the woods today, you'd better not go alone
<br />
It's lovely down in the woods today, but safer to stay at home
<br />
For every bear that ever there was
<br />
Will gather there for certain because
<br />
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic</i></p>If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise
If you go down in the woods today, you'd better go in disguise
For every bear that ever there was
Will gather there for certain because
Today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic
Every teddy bear who's been good is sure of a treat today
There's lots of marvelous things to eat and wonderful games to play
Beneath the trees where nobody sees
They'll hide and seek as long as they please
That's the way the teddy bears have...Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-19T16:28:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=659?Last-one-to-post-wins#329342022-10-13T20:10:33Z2022-10-13T20:10:33Z<p>If she doesn't show up, I can take you home with ne.</p>If she doesn't show up, I can take you home with ne.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-13T20:10:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=659?Last-one-to-post-wins#329292022-10-12T12:44:49Z2022-10-12T12:44:49Z<p><i>GRR</i></p>GRRCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-12T12:44:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=659?Last-one-to-post-wins#329272022-10-12T12:45:53Z2022-10-12T12:44:29Z<p>Keep deluding yourself.
<br />
But ask yourself who is a mass of scar tissue, and who has a beautiful pristine body?</p>Keep deluding yourself.
But ask yourself who is a mass of scar tissue, and who has a beautiful pristine body?Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-12T12:44:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=659?Last-one-to-post-wins#329262022-10-12T12:42:54Z2022-10-12T12:42:54Z<p>Laugh it up furball.
<br />
You only took the eye because of chicanery.
<br />
The battle was a draw.</p>Laugh it up furball.
You only took the eye because of chicanery.
The battle was a draw.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-12T12:42:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=659?Last-one-to-post-wins#329252022-10-12T12:41:56Z2022-10-12T12:41:56Z<p>Ah the mangy Cluny.
<br />
Still haven't gotten that eye I ate replace yet, I see.
<br />
But you don't.
<br />
HA HA HA.</p>Ah the mangy Cluny.
Still haven't gotten that eye I ate replace yet, I see.
But you don't.
HA HA HA.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-12T12:41:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=659?Last-one-to-post-wins#329242022-10-12T12:40:27Z2022-10-12T12:40:27Z<p><i>smacks Kat's Eye on the head with a broom</i>
<br />
You will not eat one of my subordinates!</p>smacks Kat's Eye on the head with a broom
You will not eat one of my subordinates!Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-12T12:40:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=659?Last-one-to-post-wins#329232022-10-12T12:37:00Z2022-10-12T12:37:00Z<p><span class=messageboard-bigger>Breakfast has arrived!</span></p>Breakfast has arrived!Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-12T12:37:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=659?Last-one-to-post-wins#329072022-10-10T15:12:24Z2022-10-10T15:12:24Z<p><i>Slash
<br />
Cuts off Fish-Malkovich's flipper</i></p>Slash
Cuts off Fish-Malkovich's flipperCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-10T15:12:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=659?Last-one-to-post-wins#329052022-10-10T13:31:46Z2022-10-10T13:31:46Z<p>Not so fast.
<br />
John the Rat has been denied any personal time after being found guilty of felonious conduct.
<br />
Nobody steals from me!</p>Not so fast.
John the Rat has been denied any personal time after being found guilty of felonious conduct.
Nobody steals from me!Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-10T13:31:46ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25582022-10-07T21:57:19Z2022-10-07T12:27:43Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Absorption of kines:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">100d1000 + 100d1000 + 100d1000 + 60d1000 - 306 ⇒ (748, 242, 436, 706, 286, 759, 951, 58, 527, 585, 302, 85, 694, 278, 624, 507, 224, 335, 938, 527, 185, 401, 460, 742, 307, 565, 528, 497, 648, 342, 375, 246, 5, 722, 322, 624, 613, 962, 122, 582, 182, 196, 116, 65, 701, 632, 389, 679, 441, 447, 469, 53, 470, 311, 75, 474, 753, 979, 853, 350, 459, 999, 90, 81, 612, 17, 279, 384, 149, 52, 538, 258, 265, 254, 230, 409, 217, 161, 931, 243, 475, 695, 897, 696, 950, 246, 617, 702, 333, 715, 80, 353, 757, 331, 961, 742, 221, 836, 438, 94) + (913, 882, 363, 336, 899, 661, 215, 223, 951, 160, 543, 227, 152, 172, 777, 515, 84, 387, 130, 864, 186, 561, 500, 844, 611, 589, 240, 921, 588, 421, 388, 775, 606, 327, 745, 373, 528, 708, 403, 985, 666, 830, 886, 362, 30, 795, 121, 578, 717, 858, 882, 842, 884, 537, 110, 853, 713, 57, 891, 382, 773, 761, 68, 454, 96, 744, 904, 685, 500, 399, 583, 242, 335, 754, 890, 973, 312, 326, 502, 130, 5, 446, 884, 320, 311, 752, 617, 951, 843, 516, 565, 657, 693, 941, 10, 47, 771, 184, 235, 660) + (579, 297, 246, 318, 490, 213, 32, 8, 74, 978, 99, 749, 7, 699, 878, 160, 439, 880, 505, 319, 220, 762, 804, 93, 959, 683, 659, 958, 58, 348, 48, 933, 729, 448, 621, 602, 966, 70, 204, 615, 57, 244, 885, 849, 824, 910, 139, 420, 288, 206, 611, 839, 624, 414, 98, 487, 479, 857, 682, 688, 698, 407, 313, 605, 827, 527, 791, 960, 32, 903, 841, 454, 999, 526, 919, 274, 580, 51, 174, 337, 247, 471, 346, 517, 813, 373, 532, 995, 585, 297, 604, 768, 534, 990, 460, 728, 403, 362, 880, 391) + (964, 940, 413, 88, 546, 726, 541, 66, 414, 965, 764, 75, 999, 685, 379, 461, 53, 506, 695, 757, 33, 705, 300, 578, 763, 612, 419, 650, 967, 389, 397, 16, 470, 314, 275, 522, 804, 790, 748, 159, 507, 329, 890, 950, 628, 925, 961, 889, 845, 393, 349, 856, 67, 267, 239, 658, 405, 806, 827, 647) - 306 = 183993</span></p>
<p>Delicious. Thank you.</p>[dice=Absorption of kines]100d1000+100d1000+100d1000+60d1000-306[/dice]
Delicious. Thank you.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-07T12:27:43ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25562022-10-06T20:42:10Z2022-10-06T20:42:10Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Blood:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">0d1000 ⇒ (-) = 0</span></p>
<p>Sorry Count, no blood either.</p>[dice=Blood]0d1000[/dice]
Sorry Count, no blood either.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-06T20:42:10ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25542022-10-06T14:42:13Z2022-10-06T12:30:20Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Hearts:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">0d1 ⇒ (-) = 0</span></p>
<p>Sorry Count, no heart here.</p>[dice=Hearts]0d1[/dice]
Sorry Count, no heart here.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-06T12:30:20ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=52?Dice-rolling-thread#25522022-10-05T14:57:07Z2022-10-05T14:57:07Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>cares:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">0d1000 ⇒ (-) = 0</span></p>[dice=cares]0d1000[/dice]Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-05T14:57:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=658?Last-one-to-post-wins#328872022-10-04T22:18:43Z2022-10-04T20:44:58Z<p>All kinds, as long as it is good.
<br />
My favorite style is the sonnet.
<br />
That was starting to become popular when I got locked in the oubliette.</p>All kinds, as long as it is good.
My favorite style is the sonnet.
That was starting to become popular when I got locked in the oubliette.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-04T20:44:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=658?Last-one-to-post-wins#328852022-10-04T17:20:16Z2022-10-04T17:20:16Z<p>Sorry. Bad poetry puts me to sleep.</p>Sorry. Bad poetry puts me to sleep.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-04T17:20:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=51?Dice-rolling-thread#25502022-10-04T15:25:58Z2022-10-04T15:25:58Z<p>Eats the eggs. Gains <span class="messageboard-dice">100d1000 + 100d1000 + 100d1000 ⇒ (11, 101, 260, 27, 681, 723, 304, 440, 311, 676, 730, 892, 818, 404, 877, 451, 942, 118, 175, 495, 792, 84, 77, 86, 399, 785, 552, 442, 875, 405, 662, 337, 818, 744, 295, 261, 507, 986, 757, 998, 697, 278, 814, 419, 902, 263, 410, 880, 545, 291, 187, 657, 893, 444, 837, 341, 160, 269, 980, 950, 37, 602, 572, 684, 302, 640, 602, 217, 1, 315, 85, 71, 597, 654, 271, 606, 818, 293, 558, 362, 563, 119, 593, 8, 617, 504, 449, 97, 949, 226, 151, 440, 649, 755, 652, 245, 515, 193, 560, 180) + (735, 722, 970, 432, 784, 721, 169, 320, 723, 794, 405, 99, 937, 207, 757, 776, 447, 243, 502, 983, 747, 467, 476, 827, 340, 685, 16, 48, 78, 864, 230, 985, 121, 363, 218, 243, 726, 290, 231, 886, 334, 858, 315, 673, 534, 406, 186, 948, 242, 362, 942, 529, 893, 396, 24, 324, 218, 835, 46, 554, 411, 280, 584, 741, 107, 337, 160, 813, 210, 716, 374, 195, 701, 313, 829, 887, 623, 168, 598, 561, 472, 105, 750, 708, 183, 418, 351, 262, 399, 267, 600, 709, 540, 949, 978, 252, 633, 65, 704, 906) + (488, 214, 929, 516, 309, 106, 478, 560, 127, 793, 722, 306, 691, 124, 403, 164, 158, 792, 340, 510, 895, 255, 660, 286, 144, 484, 799, 617, 119, 432, 902, 295, 805, 185, 213, 396, 145, 450, 290, 978, 82, 86, 21, 44, 152, 878, 896, 854, 854, 242, 132, 264, 966, 772, 733, 305, 344, 384, 947, 240, 417, 615, 527, 166, 132, 99, 558, 728, 503, 221, 453, 744, 637, 594, 673, 410, 899, 836, 137, 548, 985, 677, 651, 783, 832, 982, 111, 907, 730, 669, 196, 718, 682, 989, 629, 308, 305, 143, 560, 91) = 147433</span> hp.</p>Eats the eggs. Gains [dice]100d1000+100d1000+100d1000[/dice] hp.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-04T15:25:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=658?Last-one-to-post-wins#328832022-10-04T12:35:47Z2022-10-04T12:35:29Z<p><i>yawn</i></p>yawnCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-10-04T12:35:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=51?Dice-rolling-thread#25452022-09-23T16:11:20Z2022-09-23T16:11:20Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Super Chomp:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">100d1000 ⇒ (122, 101, 93, 655, 505, 822, 452, 576, 615, 836, 923, 900, 939, 449, 772, 908, 505, 376, 996, 862, 856, 628, 584, 530, 297, 735, 737, 204, 100, 771, 248, 538, 581, 951, 84, 371, 483, 31, 520, 130, 41, 651, 282, 247, 806, 593, 654, 72, 687, 401, 433, 977, 516, 694, 641, 69, 503, 44, 786, 767, 216, 890, 603, 250, 486, 598, 495, 153, 697, 567, 24, 51, 371, 907, 854, 879, 325, 181, 188, 224, 277, 82, 755, 46, 236, 97, 888, 241, 278, 989, 633, 962, 683, 192, 198, 959, 650, 861, 754, 955) = 51345</span></p>[dice=Super Chomp]100d1000[/dice]Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-09-23T16:11:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=657?Last-one-to-post-wins#328402022-09-22T12:25:48Z2022-09-22T12:25:48Z<p>Makes a very nice tea.</p>Makes a very nice tea.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-09-22T12:25:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=656?Last-one-to-post-wins#327732022-08-19T13:44:32Z2022-08-19T13:44:32Z<p>But a cut in the right place makes all things possible.</p>But a cut in the right place makes all things possible.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-08-19T13:44:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=656?Last-one-to-post-wins#327542022-08-10T12:40:37Z2022-08-10T12:40:37Z<p>He creates BeanBombas of course.</p>He creates BeanBombas of course.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-08-10T12:40:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=655?Last-one-to-post-wins#327482022-08-08T12:39:47Z2022-08-08T12:39:47Z<p>Take 2 of these and call me in the morning.
<br />
<i>gives Fish-Malkovich 2 'somethings'</i></p>Take 2 of these and call me in the morning.
gives Fish-Malkovich 2 'somethings'Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-08-08T12:39:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=655?Last-one-to-post-wins#327352022-08-04T12:32:27Z2022-08-04T12:32:27Z<p>Personally, I think you use too much eye shadow.</p>Personally, I think you use too much eye shadow.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-08-04T12:32:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=654?Last-one-to-post-wins#326682022-07-13T12:34:54Z2022-07-13T12:34:54Z<p>I like how the orcs are filling the hole by throwing themselves in it.</p>I like how the orcs are filling the hole by throwing themselves in it.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-07-13T12:34:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=653?Last-one-to-post-wins#326422022-07-06T19:24:31Z2022-07-06T19:24:31Z<p><i>Cast </i>Mute<i> Hex on Chuck Les.</i></p>Cast Mute Hex on Chuck Les.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-07-06T19:24:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=653?Last-one-to-post-wins#326382022-07-05T12:28:35Z2022-07-05T12:28:35Z<p>Nobody knows the troubles I see.</p>Nobody knows the troubles I see.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-07-05T12:28:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=653?Last-one-to-post-wins#326202022-07-01T13:41:06Z2022-07-01T13:41:06Z<p>Did I just see a mongoose run out of the stands and onto the pitch?</p>Did I just see a mongoose run out of the stands and onto the pitch?Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-07-01T13:41:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=652?Last-one-to-post-wins#326002022-06-27T21:31:02Z2022-06-27T19:39:11Z<p>What makes you think Schism has another personality inside her?</p>What makes you think Schism has another personality inside her?Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-06-27T19:39:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=652?Last-one-to-post-wins#325852022-06-24T18:26:43Z2022-06-24T15:11:01Z<p>I'm a bass.
<br />
High notes are beyond my range.</p>I'm a bass.
High notes are beyond my range.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-06-24T15:11:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=652?Last-one-to-post-wins#325832022-06-24T13:03:41Z2022-06-24T12:40:45Z<p>duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.</p>duuuunnnn duun… duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-06-24T12:40:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=652?Last-one-to-post-wins#325772022-06-23T15:09:47Z2022-06-23T15:09:47Z<p>Kills and eats Wild Triceratops when it stops to take a drink of water.</p>Kills and eats Wild Triceratops when it stops to take a drink of water.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-06-23T15:09:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=651?Last-one-to-post-wins#325262022-06-07T14:12:45Z2022-06-06T19:39:37Z<p>What I want to know is why the call me Evil Queen?
<br />
I do have a name, Ceridwen.</p>What I want to know is why the call me Evil Queen?
I do have a name, Ceridwen.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-06-06T19:39:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=651?Last-one-to-post-wins#325192022-06-03T16:29:27Z2022-06-03T16:29:27Z<p>Did someone ask for kitteneses?</p>Did someone ask for kitteneses?Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-06-03T16:29:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=650?Last-one-to-post-wins#324972022-05-18T19:29:44Z2022-05-18T15:13:51Z<p>Thank you Count.</p>Thank you Count.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-05-18T15:13:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=650?Last-one-to-post-wins#324882022-05-11T13:35:59Z2022-05-11T13:35:59Z<p><span class=messageboard-bigger>Off with his head!</span></p>Off with his head!Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-05-11T13:35:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=650?Last-one-to-post-wins#324852022-05-10T15:18:08Z2022-05-10T15:18:08Z<p><i>Stares at the rug.</i></p>Stares at the rug.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-05-10T15:18:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=129?The-Next-Poster#64362022-05-02T14:30:50Z2022-05-02T14:30:50Z<p>....I'm completely dumbfounded.</p>
<p>The next poster has a nighttime job they would like to share.</p>....I'm completely dumbfounded.
The next poster has a nighttime job they would like to share.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-05-02T14:30:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=104?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#51912022-05-02T14:20:54Z2022-05-02T14:20:54Z<p>Fish food.</p>Fish food.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-05-02T14:20:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=650?Last-one-to-post-wins#324582022-04-29T13:45:17Z2022-04-29T13:45:17Z<p>25 on the Lightfoots.</p>25 on the Lightfoots.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-29T13:45:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=650?Last-one-to-post-wins#324542022-04-28T20:54:01Z2022-04-28T16:07:02Z<p><i>Puts the egg in the magic incubator to keep it warm.</i></p>Puts the egg in the magic incubator to keep it warm.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-28T16:07:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=649?Last-one-to-post-wins#324492022-04-27T19:15:16Z2022-04-27T19:15:16Z<p><i>Examines the eggs</i>
<br />
Hm. Better hurry Count, a few of them are getting dangerously close to being too cold to survive.</p>Examines the eggs
Hm. Better hurry Count, a few of them are getting dangerously close to being too cold to survive.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-27T19:15:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: For Laughs: Name that Goblin!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ttek&page=2?For-Laughs-Name-that-Goblin#752022-04-26T18:58:26Z2022-04-26T18:58:26Z<p>Goblin Longstalking</p>Goblin LongstalkingRanger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-26T18:58:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=649?Last-one-to-post-wins#324442022-04-26T18:55:40Z2022-04-26T18:55:40Z<p>I didn't know you were psychic Comtesse de Malodor?</p>I didn't know you were psychic Comtesse de Malodor?Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-26T18:55:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=649?Last-one-to-post-wins#324392022-04-25T17:17:31Z2022-04-25T17:17:31Z<p>It hasn't been that long since my rebirth, but even I know that you are going to regret any dealings with Senor GoatToucher, even when you come out ahead.</p>It hasn't been that long since my rebirth, but even I know that you are going to regret any dealings with Senor GoatToucher, even when you come out ahead.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-25T17:17:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=649?Last-one-to-post-wins#324292022-04-23T22:17:46Z2022-04-23T22:17:46Z<p><i>Sneaks in and steals one of the eggs. Gets away without anyone noticing.</i></p>Sneaks in and steals one of the eggs. Gets away without anyone noticing.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-23T22:17:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=649?Last-one-to-post-wins#324252022-04-21T18:13:21Z2022-04-21T18:13:21Z<p>I expected better of Rampagers. The Surfriders should not have scored a single touchdown.</p>I expected better of Rampagers. The Surfriders should not have scored a single touchdown.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-21T18:13:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=649?Last-one-to-post-wins#324182022-04-20T14:48:03Z2022-04-20T14:48:03Z<p>Who would want to admit him as a parent?</p>Who would want to admit him as a parent?Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-20T14:48:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=649?Last-one-to-post-wins#324122022-04-19T18:01:31Z2022-04-19T13:39:49Z<p>You snooze, you lose.</p>You snooze, you lose.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-19T13:39:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=649?Last-one-to-post-wins#324102022-04-18T14:40:03Z2022-04-18T14:40:03Z<p>I only eat GoatToucher meals on holidays.</p>I only eat GoatToucher meals on holidays.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-18T14:40:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=648?Last-one-to-post-wins#324002022-04-14T21:28:01Z2022-04-14T19:41:46Z<p><i>Restore Dr G House to rightful dimensions.[/dice]</p>
<p>There you go trusted colleague.</p>
<p>As for you, Pineapple...
<br />
[i]Pineapple the Clown turns into an inanimate mute pineapple.</i></p>Restore Dr G House to rightful dimensions.[/dice]
There you go trusted colleague.
As for you, Pineapple...
[i]Pineapple the Clown turns into an inanimate mute pineapple.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-14T19:41:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=648?Last-one-to-post-wins#323982022-04-14T16:43:36Z2022-04-14T14:35:23Z<p><i>examines the cutout</i>
<br />
He has been flattened.</p>examines the cutout
He has been flattened.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-14T14:35:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice.........Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rzet&page=2?Meanwhile-at-the-Hall-of-Justice#862022-04-12T16:44:12Z2022-04-12T16:41:44Z<p>Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...</p>
<p>Captain Marvel (the original) says Xasay Xyu's name is zapped by Johnny Thunder's Thunderbolt.</p>Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
Captain Marvel (the original) says Xasay Xyu's name is zapped by Johnny Thunder's Thunderbolt.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-12T16:41:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=647?Last-one-to-post-wins#323482022-04-04T17:17:45Z2022-04-04T16:48:03Z<p>A dirge band vs a marching band.
<br />
Please vote for your favorite.
<br />
Winner gets an all expense paid trip to perform at halftime during the bloodbowl quarter finals.</p>A dirge band vs a marching band.
Please vote for your favorite.
Winner gets an all expense paid trip to perform at halftime during the bloodbowl quarter finals.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-04-04T16:48:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Wreck a Movie Title by Changing One Letter!Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2umqp&page=13?Wreck-a-Movie-Title-by-Changing-One-Letter#6262022-03-31T14:52:17Z2022-03-31T14:52:17Z<p>Hats: Fedoras vs Stetsons</p>Hats: Fedoras vs StetsonsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-03-31T14:52:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=646?Last-one-to-post-wins#322712022-03-15T13:24:19Z2022-03-15T13:24:19Z<p>Shows everyone how the Piña Colada song is done.</p>Shows everyone how the Piña Colada song is done.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-03-15T13:24:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=104?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#51832022-03-09T17:09:14Z2022-03-09T17:09:14Z<p>Killer Klown from Outer Space</p>Killer Klown from Outer SpaceCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-03-09T17:09:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=645?Last-one-to-post-wins#322462022-03-09T15:46:08Z2022-03-09T15:45:49Z<p><i>CHOMP</i>
<br />
Nothing like Norwegian food to sate an apatite.</p>CHOMP
Nothing like Norwegian food to sate an apatite.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-03-09T15:45:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=645?Last-one-to-post-wins#322442022-03-09T14:14:23Z2022-03-09T14:14:23Z<p>Hey now. That is no way to talk to a Lady.</p>Hey now. That is no way to talk to a Lady.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-03-09T14:14:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=104?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#51812022-03-04T15:36:42Z2022-03-04T15:36:42Z<p>The man with x-ray eyes.</p>The man with x-ray eyes.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-03-04T15:36:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=645?Last-one-to-post-wins#322272022-03-04T15:21:24Z2022-03-04T15:21:24Z<p>To say goodbye.</p>To say goodbye.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-03-04T15:21:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=645?Last-one-to-post-wins#322042022-02-28T18:17:29Z2022-02-28T18:17:29Z<p>I got tickets for 3rd row mid-field.</p>I got tickets for 3rd row mid-field.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-02-28T18:17:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=645?Last-one-to-post-wins#322022022-02-28T14:34:14Z2022-02-28T14:34:14Z<p>He must be desperate.</p>He must be desperate.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-02-28T14:34:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=104?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#51762022-02-25T16:16:03Z2022-02-25T16:16:03Z<p>The Patsy.</p>The Patsy.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-02-25T16:16:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=643?Last-one-to-post-wins#321172022-02-14T18:59:43Z2022-02-14T18:56:10Z<p>Feathered Jaguars vs. Iron Anvils</p>
<p>Crimson Spikes vs. Durum's Destroyers</p>
<p>Howling-Hills Hellions vs. Dark Ark Serpents</p>Feathered Jaguars vs. Iron Anvils
Crimson Spikes vs. Durum's Destroyers
Howling-Hills Hellions vs. Dark Ark SerpentsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-02-14T18:56:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=643?Last-one-to-post-wins#321152022-02-14T18:04:53Z2022-02-14T18:04:53Z<p>Sorry Count.
<br />
The last time I used a microphone my cackles broke everyone's eardrums.</p>Sorry Count.
The last time I used a microphone my cackles broke everyone's eardrums.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-02-14T18:04:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=643?Last-one-to-post-wins#321132022-02-14T14:53:45Z2022-02-14T14:47:47Z<p>She is one of my special pets.
<br />
When happy she injects healing venom; when angry it is poison.</p>She is one of my special pets.
When happy she injects healing venom; when angry it is poison.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-02-14T14:47:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=129?The-Next-Poster#64242022-01-28T20:53:41Z2022-01-28T20:53:41Z<p>Beep Beep!</p>
<p>Beep Beep Beep Beep!</p>Beep Beep!
Beep Beep Beep Beep!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-01-28T20:53:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=640?Last-one-to-post-wins#319992022-01-21T14:09:47Z2022-01-21T14:09:47Z<p>Count, remember when the best music was played on a Sousexflooderhoofington?</p>Count, remember when the best music was played on a Sousexflooderhoofington?Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-01-21T14:09:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=640?Last-one-to-post-wins#319922022-01-20T13:49:55Z2022-01-20T13:49:55Z<p>Can't hardly blame her.
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She does take after her father.</p>Can't hardly blame her.
She does take after her father.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-01-20T13:49:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=640?Last-one-to-post-wins#319892022-01-19T21:41:27Z2022-01-19T21:41:27Z<p><i>Takes control of body the moment Count Reiner sinks his teeth.</i></p>
<p>Really Count, a hickey?</p>Takes control of body the moment Count Reiner sinks his teeth.
Really Count, a hickey?Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-01-19T21:41:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Wreck a Movie Title by Changing One Letter!Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2umqp&page=12?Wreck-a-Movie-Title-by-Changing-One-Letter#5942022-01-17T16:47:27Z2022-01-17T16:47:27Z<p>Jawz - Nap time for Baby Shark</p>Jawz - Nap time for Baby SharkBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-01-17T16:47:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=639?Last-one-to-post-wins#319382022-01-07T14:00:53Z2022-01-07T14:00:53Z<p><i>Turns away.</i>
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Artificially enhanced, of course.</p>Turns away.
Artificially enhanced, of course.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-01-07T14:00:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=639?Last-one-to-post-wins#319292022-01-04T23:25:07Z2022-01-04T23:23:50Z<p>Don't worry about it TDD.
<br />
I heard a rumor about them being in GoatToucher's playroom.
<br />
It wasn't pretty.</p>Don't worry about it TDD.
I heard a rumor about them being in GoatToucher's playroom.
It wasn't pretty.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-01-04T23:23:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=28?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#13652022-01-04T16:51:00Z2022-01-04T16:51:00Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0HLAKm1_1Q" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Mighty Mouse</b></a></p>Mighty MouseKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2022-01-04T16:51:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A NEW World of Creation!Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs43jnw?A-NEW-World-of-Creation#32021-12-23T14:06:50Z2021-12-23T14:02:10Z<p>•Seeing what others are doing to the animals, the Rat God imbues all Rats with great intelligence and evolves them to their potential.
<br />
All Rats on the planet grow to over 6 feet tall.
<br />
They soon control an area over 10 million square miles of varying habitats.
<br />
While this is only 10% of the total land mass, it is on all 13 continents.
<br />
While mostly concentrated in their cities, they can be found in other cities as well holding many positions of power.</p>*Seeing what others are doing to the animals, the Rat God imbues all Rats with great intelligence and evolves them to their potential.
All Rats on the planet grow to over 6 feet tall.
They soon control an area over 10 million square miles of varying habitats.
While this is only 10% of the total land mass, it is on all 13 continents.
While mostly concentrated in their cities, they can be found in other cities as well holding many positions of power.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-12-23T14:02:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=637?Last-one-to-post-wins#318502021-12-20T14:53:50Z2021-12-20T14:53:50Z<p><i>BURP</i></p>
<p>Not anymore.</p>BURP
Not anymore.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-12-20T14:53:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=636?Last-one-to-post-wins#317852021-12-05T18:29:26Z2021-12-05T18:29:26Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKnR_z_KT-k" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>I Wear My Sunglasses at Night</b></a></p>I Wear My Sunglasses at NightSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-12-05T18:29:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=636?Last-one-to-post-wins#317722021-12-01T16:28:41Z2021-12-01T16:28:41Z<p>That is because they are playing in B-Flat instead of C-Minor.</p>That is because they are playing in B-Flat instead of C-Minor.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-12-01T16:28:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=635?Last-one-to-post-wins#317492021-11-23T19:31:33Z2021-11-23T19:31:33Z<p><i>Wracks memory.</i>
<br />
Thats right, she is my Aunt. Why did I forget that?</p>
<p><i>detect magic
<br />
detect poison</i></p>
<p>Hey! Someone spiked the drinks with GoatToucher's <i>patented</i> <b>forget me</b> juice.</p>Wracks memory.
Thats right, she is my Aunt. Why did I forget that?
detect magic
detect poison
Hey! Someone spiked the drinks with GoatToucher's patented forget me juice.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-11-23T19:31:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=143?False-factoids#71382021-11-23T19:25:45Z2021-11-23T19:25:45Z<p>.elbat s'kcidreD ta tnemniatretne eht sedivorp inaR laL ajicuL</p>.elbat s'kcidreD ta tnemniatretne eht sedivorp inaR laL ajicuLPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-11-23T19:25:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=635?Last-one-to-post-wins#317462021-11-23T16:24:30Z2021-11-23T16:24:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> Thank you, it <i>was</i> becoming quite noisy. It was giving your aunt Rita such a headache.</blockquote><p>I have an Aunt?Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Thank you, it was becoming quite noisy. It was giving your aunt Rita such a headache.
I have an Aunt?Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-11-23T16:24:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=635?Last-one-to-post-wins#317412021-11-22T19:34:51Z2021-11-22T19:34:51Z<p><i>Casts silence spells on all bongos</i></p>
<p>Enough of that.</p>Casts silence spells on all bongos
Enough of that.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-11-22T19:34:51ZRe: Forums: Movies: New DUNE movie greenlit from director of ARRIVAL and BLADE RUNNER 2049Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u5m5&page=10?New-DUNE-movie-greenlit-from-director-of#5002021-11-12T14:15:38Z2021-11-12T14:15:38Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Quark Blast wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Only 23 months to go!
</p>
<b>:D</b> </blockquote><p>What?
</p>
They didn't film it all at once.</p>
<p>HMPF.</p>Quark Blast wrote:Only 23 months to go!
:D
What?
They didn't film it all at once.HMPF.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-11-12T14:15:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=635?Last-one-to-post-wins#317142021-11-12T13:59:40Z2021-11-12T13:59:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mr. Grinch wrote:</div><blockquote><p> •Notices the fire go into other parts of the forum.•</p>
<p>Burn, baby, burn!</p>
<p>•Starts dancing merrily, then grabs Schism and dances with her.• </blockquote><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcua9XzKVas" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Disco Inferno</b></a>Mr. Grinch wrote:*Notices the fire go into other parts of the forum.*
Burn, baby, burn!
*Starts dancing merrily, then grabs Schism and dances with her.*
Disco InfernoSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-11-12T13:59:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=635?Last-one-to-post-wins#317122021-11-11T22:51:28Z2021-11-11T22:51:28Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9p3DzUwxI0o" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>I Didn't Start The Fire</b></a></p>I Didn't Start The FireSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-11-11T22:51:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=635?Last-one-to-post-wins#317022021-11-10T15:34:38Z2021-11-10T15:34:21Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTKR0xcB-o4" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Fire Down Below</a></p>Fire Down BelowSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-11-10T15:34:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=634?Last-one-to-post-wins#316752021-11-04T16:26:55Z2021-11-04T16:26:30Z<p>Don't believe Pulg, Mr. Grinch.
<br />
Ask him why he shaves before planting?</p>Don't believe Pulg, Mr. Grinch.
Ask him why he shaves before planting?Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-11-04T16:26:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=634?Last-one-to-post-wins#316512021-10-27T15:23:05Z2021-10-27T15:23:05Z<p>First someone stole her pets, then turned them into trombone.</p>First someone stole her pets, then turned them into trombone.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-10-27T15:23:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=633?Last-one-to-post-wins#316502021-10-27T15:22:09Z2021-10-27T15:22:09Z<p>Sister is not going to be pleased.</p>Sister is not going to be pleased.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-10-27T15:22:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=633?Last-one-to-post-wins#316092021-10-19T22:53:39Z2021-10-19T21:40:15Z<p>If he only has one, it is one too many.</p>If he only has one, it is one too many.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-10-19T21:40:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=633?Last-one-to-post-wins#316062021-10-19T14:02:22Z2021-10-19T14:02:22Z<p>I prefer Jupiter Juice myself.</p>I prefer Jupiter Juice myself.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-10-19T14:02:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Three CluesCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42te0&page=3?Three-Clues#1112021-10-05T20:34:41Z2021-10-05T20:34:09Z<p>Jimmy Durante and Karl Malden volunteering at the soup kitchen.</p>
<p>Who are you?
<br />
Where did you come from?
<br />
Why did I do this?</p>Jimmy Durante and Karl Malden volunteering at the soup kitchen.
Who are you?
Where did you come from?
Why did I do this?Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-10-05T20:34:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=631?Last-one-to-post-wins#315182021-09-14T00:18:41Z2021-09-13T16:38:22Z<p>Shut it down, kill them all and sell them as exotic food.</p>Shut it down, kill them all and sell them as exotic food.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-09-13T16:38:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=630?Last-one-to-post-wins#314832021-09-08T15:05:22Z2021-09-08T15:05:22Z<p>Goats on the menu boys!</p>Goats on the menu boys!Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-09-08T15:05:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=630?Last-one-to-post-wins#314602021-09-02T15:11:10Z2021-09-02T15:11:10Z<p>Not even enough for a mouthful.</p>Not even enough for a mouthful.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-09-02T15:11:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=629?Last-one-to-post-wins#314492021-08-30T21:15:22Z2021-08-30T12:31:11Z<p>Hey!
<br />
I patented that drug last year.
<br />
You stole my <s>poi</s> stuff.</p>Hey!
I patented that drug last year.
You stole my poi stuff.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-08-30T12:31:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsRanger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=629?Last-one-to-post-wins#314352021-08-25T15:22:41Z2021-08-25T13:58:19Z<p><i>Twang</i></p>
<p>Its dead now.</p>Twang
Its dead now.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-08-25T13:58:19ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=49?Dice-rolling-thread#24252021-08-18T19:55:46Z2021-08-18T17:52:50Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Withstand:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">100d20 + 40d6 + 782 ⇒ (14, 19, 1, 8, 13, 15, 4, 15, 10, 17, 12, 6, 9, 7, 11, 12, 8, 16, 10, 8, 1, 20, 16, 13, 2, 9, 1, 20, 3, 17, 10, 18, 9, 12, 13, 16, 18, 9, 3, 15, 12, 8, 13, 16, 15, 12, 19, 19, 4, 20, 2, 6, 19, 12, 2, 13, 6, 6, 8, 6, 18, 14, 13, 15, 19, 4, 14, 10, 6, 17, 8, 19, 11, 1, 14, 17, 17, 11, 19, 11, 4, 18, 2, 1, 18, 17, 4, 4, 7, 15, 15, 18, 8, 9, 1, 19, 16, 1, 9, 2) + (2, 1, 2, 1, 5, 3, 1, 1, 5, 4, 6, 5, 2, 6, 4, 2, 2, 2, 1, 2, 1, 1, 5, 2, 4, 5, 6, 5, 5, 6, 6, 3, 6, 3, 5, 4, 1, 6, 5, 3) + 782 = 2025</span></p>[dice=Withstand]100d20+40d6+782[/dice]Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-08-18T17:52:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=129?The-Next-Poster#64102021-08-17T12:32:58Z2021-08-17T12:32:58Z<p>You bet your sweet <span class=messageboard-bigger><b>[REDACTED]</b></span> I am.
<br />
Ever since <span class=messageboard-bigger><b>[REDACTED]</b></span></p>
<p>The next poster is blue.</p>You bet your sweet [REDACTED] I am.
Ever since [REDACTED]
The next poster is blue.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-08-17T12:32:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=628?Last-one-to-post-wins#313682021-08-11T21:30:48Z2021-08-11T21:30:48Z<p><i>Sing a song of peace
<br />
Sing a song of rest
<br />
Sing a song of calm
<br />
For that is best</i></p>Sing a song of peace
Sing a song of rest
Sing a song of calm
For that is bestSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-08-11T21:30:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=628?Last-one-to-post-wins#313642021-08-11T12:49:39Z2021-08-11T12:49:39Z<p>TMH - <i>hexes hair</i></p>TMH - hexes hairSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-08-11T12:49:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=628?Last-one-to-post-wins#313552021-08-10T19:19:40Z2021-08-10T19:19:40Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Pulg's Fairy Operatic Tenor wrote:</div><blockquote> <b><span class=messageboard-bigger>BUHORN FRRREEEE, AS FRREE AS THE WEEEND BLOWWWWS...</b></span> </blockquote><p><b><i>As free as the grass grows
</p>
Born free to follow your heart</i></b></p>Pulg's Fairy Operatic Tenor wrote:BUHORN FRRREEEE, AS FRREE AS THE WEEEND BLOWWWWS...
As free as the grass grows
Born free to follow your heartSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-08-10T19:19:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=627?Last-one-to-post-wins#313432021-08-09T17:40:44Z2021-08-09T17:40:44Z<p><i>ZAP!</i></p>
<p>One less creepy blue thing.</p>ZAP!
One less creepy blue thing.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-08-09T17:40:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=627?Last-one-to-post-wins#313312021-08-04T15:27:22Z2021-08-04T15:27:22Z<p>Food!</p>
<p><i>nom nom nom</i></p>Food!
nom nom nomPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-08-04T15:27:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=627?Last-one-to-post-wins#313012021-08-02T13:31:18Z2021-08-02T13:31:18Z<p>Has anyone seen my daughter? I have some fresh baked apple pies for her.</p>Has anyone seen my daughter? I have some fresh baked apple pies for her.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-08-02T13:31:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=626?Last-one-to-post-wins#312772021-07-29T23:11:04Z2021-07-29T21:05:26Z<p>No on can match you, so most of us don't even try.</p>No on can match you, so most of us don't even try.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-07-29T21:05:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=626?Last-one-to-post-wins#312752021-07-29T14:16:08Z2021-07-29T14:16:08Z<p>With pleasures.</p>
<p><i>Crack! Crack! Crack!</i></p>With pleasures.
Crack! Crack! Crack!Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-07-29T14:16:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=626?Last-one-to-post-wins#312702021-07-28T13:45:38Z2021-07-28T13:45:38Z<p><i>Starts singing outside the music hall before it opens.
<br />
Justin Bieber walks out to an empty room.</i></p>Starts singing outside the music hall before it opens.
Justin Bieber walks out to an empty room.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-07-28T13:45:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=626?Last-one-to-post-wins#312632021-07-27T12:46:26Z2021-07-27T12:45:47Z<p><i>hexes all the chickens so they all lay misshapen green eggs.</i></p>
<p><i>cackle cackle cackle</i></p>
<p>This is fun.</p>hexes all the chickens so they all lay misshapen green eggs.
cackle cackle cackle
This is fun.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-07-27T12:45:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=129?The-Next-Poster#64022021-07-22T16:38:47Z2021-07-22T16:38:47Z<p>They were Out Back.</p>
<p>The next poster decided to try something nobody else had ever done before.</p>They were Out Back.
The next poster decided to try something nobody else had ever done before.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-07-22T16:38:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=624?Last-one-to-post-wins#311952021-07-16T17:34:27Z2021-07-16T17:34:27Z<p>I thought those trombones sounded a little off.</p>I thought those trombones sounded a little off.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-07-16T17:34:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=128?The-Next-Poster#63902021-06-25T18:58:57Z2021-06-25T18:58:57Z<p>Virus detected... deleting.</p>
<p>The next poster studied post graduate nerdism.</p>Virus detected... deleting.
The next poster studied post graduate nerdism.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-06-25T18:58:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=620?Last-one-to-post-wins#309972021-06-08T12:49:01Z2021-06-08T12:49:01Z<p>Fleas have owls?</p>Fleas have owls?Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-06-08T12:49:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=620?Last-one-to-post-wins#309902021-06-07T17:20:10Z2021-06-07T17:20:10Z<p>Owls?</p>Owls?Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-06-07T17:20:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=618?Last-one-to-post-wins#308722021-05-13T12:50:51Z2021-05-13T12:50:51Z<p>Are you volunteering?</p>Are you volunteering?Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-05-13T12:50:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=618?Last-one-to-post-wins#308692021-05-11T12:26:55Z2021-05-11T12:26:55Z<p>My little cousins are hungry.</p>My little cousins are hungry.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-05-11T12:26:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Three CluesSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42te0&page=3?Three-Clues#1012021-05-04T15:11:41Z2021-05-04T15:08:08Z<p>My daughter.</p>
<p>Out with the old, in with the nude.
<br />
A watched cauldron never toils.
<br />
The Spanish mariner.</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Don't know why this posted twice. Tried to delete one but it didn't happen.</span></p>My daughter.
Out with the old, in with the nude.
A watched cauldron never toils.
The Spanish mariner.
Don't know why this posted twice. Tried to delete one but it didn't happen.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-05-04T15:08:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Three CluesSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42te0&page=3?Three-Clues#1022021-05-04T15:08:06Z2021-05-04T15:08:06Z<p>My daughter.</p>
<p>Out with the old, in with the nude.
<br />
A watched cauldron never toils.
<br />
The Spanish mariner.</p>My daughter.
Out with the old, in with the nude.
A watched cauldron never toils.
The Spanish mariner.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-05-04T15:08:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Derail this thread!!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ub49&page=5?Derail-this-thread#2122021-05-04T15:05:09Z2021-05-04T15:05:09Z<p>Beep?</p>Beep?Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-05-04T15:05:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=616?Last-one-to-post-wins#307972021-04-23T16:03:31Z2021-04-23T16:03:31Z<p>I know of several planets that have sliding instruments.</p>I know of several planets that have sliding instruments.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-23T16:03:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=264?BANNED#131912021-04-23T15:58:16Z2021-04-23T15:58:16Z<p>Laclale• is banned for being jealous.</p>Laclale* is banned for being jealous.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-23T15:58:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=616?Last-one-to-post-wins#307932021-04-22T23:30:10Z2021-04-22T22:35:34Z<p>I remember.
<br />
You me and that other guy were freshmen roommates at SpaceMed University.</p>
<p>I also remember the wild weekends we had.
<br />
Remember when we almost got expelled for putting the sigifuse's body in the dean's bed?
<br />
Or that time when we filled the lecture hall's air supply with inertron gas?</p>
<p>Wait a moment...
<br />
Every time we got in trouble it was because of one of your bizarre schemes.
<br />
Good thing I met my wife and moved out when we got married.</p>
<p>Whatever happened to the other guy?
<br />
I can't recall his name.
<br />
Gathar? No.
<br />
Gotchar? No.
<br />
Oh well. He quit for personal reasons during the third year.</p>I remember.
You me and that other guy were freshmen roommates at SpaceMed University.
I also remember the wild weekends we had.
Remember when we almost got expelled for putting the sigifuse's body in the dean's bed?
Or that time when we filled the lecture hall's air supply with inertron gas?
Wait a moment...
Every time we got in trouble it was because of one of your bizarre schemes.
Good thing I met my wife and moved out when we got married.
Whatever happened to the other guy?
I can't...Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-22T22:35:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=616?Last-one-to-post-wins#307902021-04-22T21:22:54Z2021-04-22T13:21:51Z<p>Lets see.</p>
<p>1) They are both ovoid shaped.
<br />
2) They both crack open when bouncing down a flight of stairs.
<br />
3) Both have juicy parts inside that can be eaten raw or cooked.
<br />
4) They both come multi-colored.</p>
<p>Not seeing much difference here.</p>Lets see.
1) They are both ovoid shaped.
2) They both crack open when bouncing down a flight of stairs.
3) Both have juicy parts inside that can be eaten raw or cooked.
4) They both come multi-colored.
Not seeing much difference here.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-22T13:21:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=616?Last-one-to-post-wins#307862021-04-21T19:02:21Z2021-04-21T19:02:21Z<p>Hopefully the eggs are fresh.</p>Hopefully the eggs are fresh.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-21T19:02:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=616?Last-one-to-post-wins#307612021-04-16T20:23:38Z2021-04-16T20:23:38Z<p>Beep Beep!</p>
<p><i>plop</i></p>Beep Beep!
plopBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-16T20:23:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=616?Last-one-to-post-wins#307572021-04-16T21:21:48Z2021-04-16T14:44:02Z<p>Thank you Count.</p>Thank you Count.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-16T14:44:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice.........Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rzet&page=2?Meanwhile-at-the-Hall-of-Justice#822021-04-15T14:49:07Z2021-04-15T14:49:07Z<p>Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...</p>
<p>Batman mistook IHIYK for the Joker and hauled him off to Arkham Asylum.</p>Meanwhile, at the Hall of Justice...
Batman mistook IHIYK for the Joker and hauled him off to Arkham Asylum.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-15T14:49:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=616?Last-one-to-post-wins#307542021-04-15T14:32:59Z2021-04-15T14:32:59Z<p>Not even close.</p>Not even close.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-15T14:32:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=615?Last-one-to-post-wins#307492021-04-13T12:27:15Z2021-04-13T12:27:15Z<p>You're just saying that so you can win the next Hairiest Contest.</p>You're just saying that so you can win the next Hairiest Contest.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-13T12:27:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=615?Last-one-to-post-wins#307432021-04-12T16:48:15Z2021-04-12T16:48:15Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVwiixXViT0" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Hale to the Mayor</b></a></p>Hale to the MayorSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-12T16:48:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=615?Last-one-to-post-wins#307292021-04-08T14:27:39Z2021-04-08T14:27:39Z<p>I think those several centuries in the oubliette may have driven me a little insane.
<br />
Or it could be Schism is having an influence on me.</p>I think those several centuries in the oubliette may have driven me a little insane.
Or it could be Schism is having an influence on me.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-08T14:27:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=615?Last-one-to-post-wins#307242021-04-07T20:41:28Z2021-04-07T20:41:28Z<p>Squishy Squishy husband sauce.</p>Squishy Squishy husband sauce.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-07T20:41:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=615?Last-one-to-post-wins#307202021-04-07T12:55:19Z2021-04-07T12:55:19Z<p>Beep?</p>Beep?Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-04-07T12:55:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=614?Last-one-to-post-wins#306722021-03-24T12:51:20Z2021-03-24T12:51:20Z<p><i>Beep Beep</i></p>Beep BeepBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-03-24T12:51:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word per postCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjw4&page=24?One-word-per-post#11892021-03-23T13:43:03Z2021-03-23T13:43:03Z<p>All</p>AllCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-03-23T13:43:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=614?Last-one-to-post-wins#306652021-03-23T13:37:11Z2021-03-23T13:37:11Z<p><b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2gc7Wwiqs8" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Safety Dance Mix</a></b></p>Safety Dance MixSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-03-23T13:37:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=614?Last-one-to-post-wins#306582021-03-22T20:17:15Z2021-03-22T20:17:15Z<p>Why would you think that?
<br />
I was on tour and out of the country for half it.</p>Why would you think that?
I was on tour and out of the country for half it.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-03-22T20:17:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=614?Last-one-to-post-wins#306562021-03-22T15:05:13Z2021-03-22T15:05:13Z<p>Disco isn't dead!</p>Disco isn't dead!Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-03-22T15:05:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: One word per postCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hjw4&page=24?One-word-per-post#11852021-03-22T15:03:03Z2021-03-22T15:03:03Z<p>Blaster</p>BlasterCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-03-22T15:03:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=612?Last-one-to-post-wins#305942021-03-11T17:08:55Z2021-03-11T17:08:55Z<p>Since a vampire can't digest regular food it comes out just as hot as it went in.</p>Since a vampire can't digest regular food it comes out just as hot as it went in.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-03-11T17:08:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: For Laughs: Name that Goblin!Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ttek&page=2?For-Laughs-Name-that-Goblin#672021-03-02T15:35:53Z2021-03-02T15:35:53Z<p>Let sleeping Goblins lie.</p>Let sleeping Goblins lie.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-03-02T15:35:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=611?Last-one-to-post-wins#305152021-02-25T17:35:35Z2021-02-25T17:35:35Z<p>???</p>???Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-02-25T17:35:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=610?Last-one-to-post-wins#304912021-02-19T17:15:43Z2021-02-19T17:15:43Z<p>Elvis did not have a beard as magnificent as yours.</p>Elvis did not have a beard as magnificent as yours.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-02-19T17:15:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=610?Last-one-to-post-wins#304782021-02-17T16:01:30Z2021-02-17T16:01:30Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Mr. Grinch wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Actually, that's just ash from the Rover when Dedrick went and blew it up!</p>
<p>Hang on, what are you doing on Mars? Get back here this instant! </blockquote><p>Mars needs women.Mr. Grinch wrote:Actually, that's just ash from the Rover when Dedrick went and blew it up!
Hang on, what are you doing on Mars? Get back here this instant!
Mars needs women.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-02-17T16:01:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=610?Last-one-to-post-wins#304692021-02-15T21:18:34Z2021-02-15T21:18:34Z<p>Beep Beep!</p>Beep Beep!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-02-15T21:18:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=610?Last-one-to-post-wins#304542021-02-12T14:48:13Z2021-02-12T14:48:13Z<p>Beep Beep</p>
<p><i>•Zoom</i></p>Beep Beep
*ZoomBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-02-12T14:48:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=609?Last-one-to-post-wins#304272021-02-05T13:28:20Z2021-02-05T13:28:20Z<p>Not now.</p>Not now.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-02-05T13:28:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=609?Last-one-to-post-wins#304232021-02-04T20:48:12Z2021-02-04T20:48:12Z<p>I prefer the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1YAUeOk2Hk" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Muppetphone </b></a>myself, though I would prefer to use peasants.</p>I prefer the Muppetphone myself, though I would prefer to use peasants.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-02-04T20:48:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=128?The-Next-Poster#63872021-01-27T13:25:28Z2021-01-27T13:25:28Z<p>INdiana is the perfect place to be. Several natural caves to explore.</p>
<p>The next poster is about to get a lot of snow.</p>INdiana is the perfect place to be. Several natural caves to explore.
The next poster is about to get a lot of snow.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-01-27T13:25:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=606?Last-one-to-post-wins#302782021-01-07T20:38:37Z2021-01-07T20:38:37Z<p>Are they any relation to the Blue Meanies?</p>Are they any relation to the Blue Meanies?Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-01-07T20:38:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=606?Last-one-to-post-wins#302722021-01-06T14:05:00Z2021-01-06T14:05:00Z<p>What the heck is a smurf?
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I can't find it in any medical journal.</p>What the heck is a smurf?
I can't find it in any medical journal.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2021-01-06T14:05:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=605?Last-one-to-post-wins#302382020-12-30T14:05:11Z2020-12-30T14:05:11Z<p>Ah, to sleep. Perchance to dream.</p>Ah, to sleep. Perchance to dream.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-12-30T14:05:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=605?Last-one-to-post-wins#302312020-12-28T17:19:04Z2020-12-28T17:19:04Z<p>Bleh! Give me food that is live and kicking.</p>Bleh! Give me food that is live and kicking.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-12-28T17:19:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=604?Last-one-to-post-wins#301992020-12-21T17:29:08Z2020-12-21T17:29:08Z<p>How about "Yes Virginia, there is a Satan Claus"?</p>How about "Yes Virginia, there is a Satan Claus"?Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-12-21T17:29:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=604?Last-one-to-post-wins#301872020-12-15T00:53:03Z2020-12-15T00:53:03Z<p>Unless it was industrial strength it won't hold more than a minute.</p>Unless it was industrial strength it won't hold more than a minute.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-12-15T00:53:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=604?Last-one-to-post-wins#301672020-12-08T14:34:11Z2020-12-08T14:34:11Z<p><span class=messageboard-bigger>Torture, Torture Torture.</span>
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That is all you care about.
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Even when you are not doing it yourself, you enjoy it.</p>Torture, Torture Torture.
That is all you care about.
Even when you are not doing it yourself, you enjoy it.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-12-08T14:34:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=46?Dice-rolling-thread#22872020-12-03T13:42:06Z2020-12-03T13:42:06Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Secrets:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d100 ⇒ (29, 2) = 31</span></p>[dice=Secrets]2d100[/dice]Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-12-03T13:42:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=603?Last-one-to-post-wins#301392020-12-01T18:55:04Z2020-12-01T18:55:04Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xso3q8nc-5Q" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>I feel inspired.</b></a></p>I feel inspired.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-12-01T18:55:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=603?Last-one-to-post-wins#301112020-11-24T18:22:10Z2020-11-24T18:22:10Z<p>Casts <i>permancy</i> on Comte's britches.</p>Casts permancy on Comte's britches.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-11-24T18:22:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=602?Last-one-to-post-wins#300842020-11-19T18:02:17Z2020-11-19T18:02:17Z<p>If Those Deadly Owls attack me, I may accidently drop the egg on the ground.
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Why don't we just call a truce and go our separate ways?</p>If Those Deadly Owls attack me, I may accidently drop the egg on the ground.
Why don't we just call a truce and go our separate ways?Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-11-19T18:02:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=602?Last-one-to-post-wins#300802020-11-18T17:21:30Z2020-11-18T17:21:30Z<p><i>Holds up an ovoid shape.</i></p>
<p>Look what I found in a nearby nest, a Deadly Owl egg.</p>
<p>Whatever shall I do with it?</p>Holds up an ovoid shape.
Look what I found in a nearby nest, a Deadly Owl egg.
Whatever shall I do with it?Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-11-18T17:21:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=602?Last-one-to-post-wins#300752020-11-17T14:05:25Z2020-11-17T14:05:25Z<p>Definitely the latter.</p>Definitely the latter.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-11-17T14:05:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=264?BANNED#131892020-11-16T22:19:39Z2020-11-16T22:19:39Z<p>Porto the Monster Recruiter is banned for hiring a guppy on the side.</p>Porto the Monster Recruiter is banned for hiring a guppy on the side.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-11-16T22:19:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice.........Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rzet&page=2?Meanwhile-at-the-Hall-of-Justice#802020-11-17T13:46:42Z2020-11-16T22:17:57Z<p>Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...</p>
<p>Jurassic Bard was told to [ooc][/ooc] it.</p>Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...
Jurassic Bard was told to [ooc][/ooc] it.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-11-16T22:17:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=602?Last-one-to-post-wins#300692020-11-16T16:10:28Z2020-11-16T14:09:59Z<p>Fun for GoatToucher, not so much everyone else.</p>Fun for GoatToucher, not so much everyone else.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-11-16T14:09:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=602?Last-one-to-post-wins#300572020-11-11T19:03:12Z2020-11-11T19:03:12Z<p><i>Starts chewing on Fish-Malkovich's leg</i></p>
<p>I love Fish Sticks.</p>Starts chewing on Fish-Malkovich's leg
I love Fish Sticks.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-11-11T19:03:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=601?Last-one-to-post-wins#300472020-11-10T19:54:57Z2020-11-10T19:54:29Z<p>That is what I have always liked about Lady Blackmoor.
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She gives such statements with so serious a tone that nobody knows if she is kidding or not.
<br />
You are her latest victim Count.</p>That is what I have always liked about Lady Blackmoor.
She gives such statements with so serious a tone that nobody knows if she is kidding or not.
You are her latest victim Count.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-11-10T19:54:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=601?Last-one-to-post-wins#300372020-11-09T15:00:39Z2020-11-09T15:00:39Z<p><i>Bites off Fish-Malkovich's arm up to elbow along with bowl of soup.</i></p>
<p>Very delicious. Love the meat.</p>Bites off Fish-Malkovich's arm up to elbow along with bowl of soup.
Very delicious. Love the meat.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-11-09T15:00:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=600?Last-one-to-post-wins#299892020-10-27T21:02:05Z2020-10-27T21:01:31Z<p>So realistic.</p>So realistic.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-10-27T21:01:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=600?Last-one-to-post-wins#299792020-10-26T17:09:20Z2020-10-26T17:09:20Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> Oh yes, Angelique, such a beautiful name for a beautiful lady. Definitely was the purer of the two of you. As far as killing me goes, not only was I already dead (being a vampire), but I have been killed MANY times before now and I always come back to life. </blockquote><p>You mean unlife.
</p>
Hmm. Seems I have my work cut out for me.</p>Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Oh yes, Angelique, such a beautiful name for a beautiful lady. Definitely was the purer of the two of you. As far as killing me goes, not only was I already dead (being a vampire), but I have been killed MANY times before now and I always come back to life.
You mean unlife.
Hmm. Seems I have my work cut out for me.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-10-26T17:09:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=600?Last-one-to-post-wins#299632020-10-22T18:28:03Z2020-10-22T18:25:20Z<p>Just like a man. Out of sight, out of mind.
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Her name was Angelique.
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As for our 'dispute', that will only end with your death.</p>Just like a man. Out of sight, out of mind.
Her name was Angelique.
As for our 'dispute', that will only end with your death.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-10-22T18:25:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCountess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=600?Last-one-to-post-wins#299612020-10-22T18:02:38Z2020-10-22T17:22:44Z<p>I was Countess Clarissia von Antwerp.
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That blood was a trap I set for you while I was in the oubliette, but you never came back for a drink.
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Thanks to that doctor finding my body and the cursed blood, I thought I finally had a chance at revenge.
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But no, he was careless enough to leave his bag unattended and that silly girl drank my blood instead of you.
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Thanks to her unique heritage, I found myself resurrected as one of her personalities.</p>
<p>You may now call me Countess von Schism.</p>I was Countess Clarissia von Antwerp.
That blood was a trap I set for you while I was in the oubliette, but you never came back for a drink.
Thanks to that doctor finding my body and the cursed blood, I thought I finally had a chance at revenge.
But no, he was careless enough to leave his bag unattended and that silly girl drank my blood instead of you.
Thanks to her unique heritage, I found myself resurrected as one of her personalities.
You may now call me Countess von Schism.Countess Clarissia von Schism (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-10-22T17:22:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reader's DigestCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs435rk&page=2?Readers-Digest#512020-10-12T16:47:27Z2020-10-12T16:47:27Z<p>Bagelon 5</p>Bagelon 5Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-10-12T16:47:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=128?The-Next-Poster#63812020-10-12T16:38:23Z2020-10-12T16:38:23Z<p>I do, but I don't go there for obvious reasons.</p>
<p>The next poster is an escaped prisoner.</p>I do, but I don't go there for obvious reasons.
The next poster is an escaped prisoner.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-10-12T16:38:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: For Laughs: Name that Goblin!Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ttek&page=2?For-Laughs-Name-that-Goblin#622020-10-12T16:36:40Z2020-10-12T16:35:51Z<p>Titas.</p>Titas.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-10-12T16:35:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=264?BANNED#131842020-10-12T16:35:01Z2020-10-12T16:35:01Z<p>Pulg is banned for hiding in plain sight.</p>Pulg is banned for hiding in plain sight.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-10-12T16:35:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice.........Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rzet&page=2?Meanwhile-at-the-Hall-of-Justice#752020-10-01T16:25:00Z2020-10-01T16:25:00Z<p>Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...
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Phillip Gastone was being lectured by Batman about etiquette.</p>Meanwhile at the Hall of Justice...
Phillip Gastone was being lectured by Batman about etiquette.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-10-01T16:25:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=598?Last-one-to-post-wins#298562020-10-01T15:52:50Z2020-10-01T15:52:50Z<p><i>•Falls asleep.
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Immediately turns into Vampire Schism.</i></p>*Falls asleep.
Immediately turns into Vampire Schism.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-10-01T15:52:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=598?Last-one-to-post-wins#298542020-09-30T19:52:52Z2020-09-30T19:51:14Z<p>I have a nice potato gun I can sell you.
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<i>It really belongs to Schism, so don't tell her.</i></p>I have a nice potato gun I can sell you.
It really belongs to Schism, so don't tell her.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-09-30T19:51:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=597?Last-one-to-post-wins#298472020-09-29T19:00:43Z2020-09-29T19:00:43Z<p>Which is more upsetting?
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The body itself or that every valuable has been looted?
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<i>Including all magic components.</i></p>Which is more upsetting?
The body itself or that every valuable has been looted?
Including all magic components.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-09-29T19:00:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=264?BANNED#131812020-09-25T15:35:14Z2020-09-25T15:35:14Z<p>JTDV is banned for replying to a Bot Spammer.</p>JTDV is banned for replying to a Bot Spammer.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-09-25T15:35:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Wreck a Movie Title by Changing One Letter!Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2umqp&page=11?Wreck-a-Movie-Title-by-Changing-One-Letter#5212020-09-23T15:50:10Z2020-09-23T15:50:10Z<p>The Toys from Brazil - Secret plot to take over the Island of Misfit Toys.</p>The Toys from Brazil - Secret plot to take over the Island of Misfit Toys.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-09-23T15:50:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=597?Last-one-to-post-wins#298112020-09-16T20:45:59Z2020-09-16T16:03:22Z<p>Crabese was an elective at Hag High.</p>Crabese was an elective at Hag High.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-09-16T16:03:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=597?Last-one-to-post-wins#298062020-09-16T11:27:00Z2020-09-16T00:01:57Z<p><a href="https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BZmRhMjBhOTEtODU1OC00YjkyLWFkNzYtNTcwMmI0NTkwNjY5XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDQxNjcxNQ@@._V1_.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Oh, You mean Aunt Rita. She is from my Mother's side.</b></a></p>Oh, You mean Aunt Rita. She is from my Mother's side.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-09-16T00:01:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=597?Last-one-to-post-wins#298022020-09-15T19:54:34Z2020-09-15T17:43:45Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> True, but you still know your Power Rangers stuff (which is more than me). Also, just between us Vidmaster7, don't you think Schism Hag looks like Rita Repulsa? </blockquote><p><a href="https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/0/0a/Lady_Rita_Repulsa.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20180908000003" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>I think we may be cousins on my Father's side.</b></a>Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:True, but you still know your Power Rangers stuff (which is more than me). Also, just between us Vidmaster7, don't you think Schism Hag looks like Rita Repulsa?
I think we may be cousins on my Father's side.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-09-15T17:43:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=143?False-factoids#71032020-09-11T18:48:55Z2020-09-11T18:48:55Z<p>KahnyaGnorc almost married Nectanebo's sister.</p>KahnyaGnorc almost married Nectanebo's sister.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-09-11T18:48:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=596?Last-one-to-post-wins#297592020-09-01T16:02:34Z2020-09-01T16:02:34Z<p>Sissyl, Sissyl?
<br />
Wherefore art thou Sissyl?</p>Sissyl, Sissyl?
Wherefore art thou Sissyl?Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-09-01T16:02:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=28?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#13562020-08-20T17:42:22Z2020-08-20T17:42:22Z<p>stopping to read this stupid thread.</p>stopping to read this stupid thread.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-20T17:42:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=594?Last-one-to-post-wins#296852020-08-17T18:17:11Z2020-08-17T18:17:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> Rule 602 of the universe: a woman NEVER forgives and nor does she forget. </blockquote><p>Rule 601 - "A mother will always forgive her child."Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Rule 602 of the universe: a woman NEVER forgives and nor does she forget.
Rule 601 - "A mother will always forgive her child."Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-17T18:17:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=594?Last-one-to-post-wins#296722020-08-14T18:46:00Z2020-08-14T16:07:10Z<p>She will forgive me. That was how father died.</p>She will forgive me. That was how father died.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-14T16:07:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=594?Last-one-to-post-wins#296692020-08-14T18:45:23Z2020-08-14T01:05:44Z<p><span class=messageboard-bigger><b><i>•CHOMP!</i></b></span></p>
<p>Your head was getting too big for your shoulders, so I got rid of it for you.</p>*CHOMP!
Your head was getting too big for your shoulders, so I got rid of it for you.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-14T01:05:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=594?Last-one-to-post-wins#296632020-08-12T20:52:17Z2020-08-12T20:52:17Z<p>Beep Beep!</p>Beep Beep!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-12T20:52:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=593?Last-one-to-post-wins#296502020-08-10T12:43:19Z2020-08-10T12:42:56Z<p>Vidmaster Seven
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Is like a gust of warm air
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That comes from a dump.</p>Vidmaster Seven
Is like a gust of warm air
That comes from a dump.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-10T12:42:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=593?Last-one-to-post-wins#296242020-08-06T14:36:28Z2020-08-06T14:36:28Z<p>I have a remedy for that.
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<i>•Hands Dedrick a potion.</i></p>I have a remedy for that.
*Hands Dedrick a potion.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-06T14:36:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=142?False-factoids#70892020-08-05T17:18:04Z2020-08-05T17:18:04Z<p>Pulg once shaved his mustache.</p>Pulg once shaved his mustache.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-05T17:18:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=593?Last-one-to-post-wins#296192020-08-05T17:16:24Z2020-08-05T17:16:24Z<p>I say "Long Live the Queen."</p>I say "Long Live the Queen."Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-05T17:16:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=593?Last-one-to-post-wins#296182020-08-05T17:15:27Z2020-08-05T17:15:27Z<p>I like catnip that tastes like wintergreen.</p>I like catnip that tastes like wintergreen.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-05T17:15:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=593?Last-one-to-post-wins#296122020-08-04T13:15:00Z2020-08-04T13:15:00Z<p>You are all has beens!</p>You are all has beens!Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-04T13:15:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=264?BANNED#131712020-08-04T13:06:38Z2020-08-04T13:06:38Z<p>YawarFiesta is banned for being caught dipping into the till.</p>YawarFiesta is banned for being caught dipping into the till.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-04T13:06:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=592?Last-one-to-post-wins#295972020-08-03T16:52:24Z2020-08-03T16:52:24Z<p>I know.
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Keeps everyone guessing.</p>I know.
Keeps everyone guessing.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-03T16:52:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=592?Last-one-to-post-wins#295952020-08-03T12:30:15Z2020-08-03T12:30:15Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Fish-Malkovich wrote:</div><blockquote> My smile is better than yours. </blockquote><p>I don't smile, just a hungry grin.Fish-Malkovich wrote:My smile is better than yours.
I don't smile, just a hungry grin.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-08-03T12:30:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=592?Last-one-to-post-wins#295832020-07-31T18:30:11Z2020-07-31T18:30:11Z<p>He always takes the scraps others leave behind.</p>He always takes the scraps others leave behind.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-31T18:30:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=592?Last-one-to-post-wins#295752020-07-28T19:29:00Z2020-07-28T19:28:34Z<p><i>groan</i></p>groanAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-28T19:28:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=45?Dice-rolling-thread#22042020-07-28T17:59:56Z2020-07-28T17:59:56Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Mice:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d39 ⇒ 7</span></p>[dice=Mice]1d39[/dice]Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-28T17:59:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=142?False-factoids#70812020-07-28T14:54:14Z2020-07-28T14:54:14Z<p>Jezebel Gemblade is banned for not rhyming the last line.</p>Jezebel Gemblade is banned for not rhyming the last line.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-28T14:54:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=592?Last-one-to-post-wins#295702020-07-28T14:53:02Z2020-07-28T14:50:15Z<p>With his beard's unknown powers, nothing is ruled out.</p>With his beard's unknown powers, nothing is ruled out.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-28T14:50:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=142?False-factoids#70732020-07-27T20:57:46Z2020-07-27T20:57:46Z<p>YawarFiesta always sleeps on the job.</p>YawarFiesta always sleeps on the job.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-27T20:57:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=264?BANNED#131682020-07-27T20:49:35Z2020-07-27T20:49:35Z<p>Head Machinist Sparkflux is banned for not locking his door.</p>Head Machinist Sparkflux is banned for not locking his door.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-27T20:49:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=591?Last-one-to-post-wins#295412020-07-21T16:18:48Z2020-07-21T14:37:46Z<p>Is he to make sure your goldfish stays in his bowl?</p>Is he to make sure your goldfish stays in his bowl?Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-21T14:37:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=264?BANNED#131632020-07-20T17:32:50Z2020-07-20T16:21:37Z<p>Dr Wily is banned for... you know, I can't remember the reason I wanted to ban him.
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Banned for some reason I'll remember 5 minutes after it is too late to edit this post.</p>Dr Wily is banned for... you know, I can't remember the reason I wanted to ban him.
Banned for some reason I'll remember 5 minutes after it is too late to edit this post.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-20T16:21:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=591?Last-one-to-post-wins#295162020-07-17T19:20:37Z2020-07-17T19:10:26Z<p>That was his music teacher hoping to pound some talent into his head.</p>That was his music teacher hoping to pound some talent into his head.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-17T19:10:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=45?Dice-rolling-thread#22012020-07-15T17:15:00Z2020-07-15T17:15:00Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Red flowers avoided:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">5d20 ⇒ (6, 11, 20, 4, 17) = 58</span></p>[dice=Red flowers avoided]5d20[/dice]Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-15T17:15:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=591?Last-one-to-post-wins#295122020-07-14T20:27:19Z2020-07-14T20:27:19Z<p>They passed thru once and didn't learn their lesson.
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I don't think a second trip will make much of a difference.</p>They passed thru once and didn't learn their lesson.
I don't think a second trip will make much of a difference.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-14T20:27:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=591?Last-one-to-post-wins#295102020-07-14T19:33:12Z2020-07-14T19:33:12Z<p>I hear GoatToucher is looking for new lab assistants.
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You could volunteer them.</p>I hear GoatToucher is looking for new lab assistants.
You could volunteer them.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-14T19:33:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=591?Last-one-to-post-wins#295072020-07-14T15:14:57Z2020-07-14T15:14:57Z<p>Actually he caught something by standing too close to Comte and had to burn everything, including body hair.</p>Actually he caught something by standing too close to Comte and had to burn everything, including body hair.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-14T15:14:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=590?Last-one-to-post-wins#294602020-07-09T14:39:05Z2020-07-07T20:03:48Z<p>Should have asked someone who knows how to write them.</p>
<p>W H Y <i>Enter</i></p>Should have asked someone who knows how to write them.
W H Y EnterSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-07T20:03:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=590?Last-one-to-post-wins#294522020-07-07T15:02:46Z2020-07-07T15:02:46Z<p>Casts <i>fly</i> on self.</p>Casts fly on self.Schism Hag (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-07T15:02:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=589?Last-one-to-post-wins#294372020-07-03T15:53:03Z2020-07-03T15:53:03Z<p>Did we truly escape, or were we release since we were at a (pardon the expression) dead end?</p>Did we truly escape, or were we release since we were at a (pardon the expression) dead end?Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-03T15:53:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=589?Last-one-to-post-wins#294332020-07-01T20:18:23Z2020-07-01T20:18:23Z<p>Full name.</p>Full name.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-01T20:18:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=589?Last-one-to-post-wins#294312020-07-01T16:06:36Z2020-07-01T16:06:36Z<p>They are taking on a new junior partner, Mr Li Bel.</p>They are taking on a new junior partner, Mr Li Bel.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-07-01T16:06:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=589?Last-one-to-post-wins#294292020-06-30T18:23:08Z2020-06-30T18:23:08Z<p>I heard he skipped town.</p>I heard he skipped town.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-06-30T18:23:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=44?Dice-rolling-thread#21942020-06-30T18:21:09Z2020-06-30T18:21:09Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Eyes Collected:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 ⇒ 13</span></p>[dice=Eyes Collected]1d20[/dice]Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-06-30T18:21:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=128?The-Next-Poster#63672020-06-29T18:30:30Z2020-06-29T18:29:39Z<p>Get what?</p>
<p>The next poster will provide me with a fresh fish every day for the next year.</p>Get what?
The next poster will provide me with a fresh fish every day for the next year.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-06-29T18:29:39ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=44?Dice-rolling-thread#21912020-06-25T13:08:59Z2020-06-25T13:08:59Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Speed in km:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 21</span></p>[dice=Speed in km]1d100[/dice]Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-06-25T13:08:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=44?Dice-rolling-thread#21892020-06-24T20:57:35Z2020-06-24T20:57:35Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Inverse ratio to the number of mice available vs how hungry I am. :</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 21</span></p>[dice=Inverse ratio to the number of mice available vs how hungry I am. ]1d100[/dice]Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-06-24T20:57:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=587?Last-one-to-post-wins#293272020-07-11T05:54:25Z2020-06-15T20:10:19Z<p><i>•Looks at the body</i>
<br />
He's dead, Jim.</p>*Looks at the body
He's dead, Jim.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-06-15T20:10:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=587?Last-one-to-post-wins#293252020-06-15T19:09:44Z2020-06-15T19:09:07Z<p><i>•Suddenly appears out of nowhere.</i></p>
<p>I was told there was an emergency here.
<br />
Someone needs their stomach pumped?</p>*Suddenly appears out of nowhere.
I was told there was an emergency here.
Someone needs their stomach pumped?Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-06-15T19:09:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=586?Last-one-to-post-wins#292542020-06-04T18:53:22Z2020-06-04T18:53:22Z<p>Your opinion doesn't count since you are biased.</p>Your opinion doesn't count since you are biased.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-06-04T18:53:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=586?Last-one-to-post-wins#292512020-06-04T16:12:06Z2020-06-04T16:12:06Z<p>Who has the better smile, Fish-Malkovich or me?</p>Who has the better smile, Fish-Malkovich or me?Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-06-04T16:12:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=584?Last-one-to-post-wins#291952020-05-27T21:16:29Z2020-05-27T13:23:55Z<p><i>•Nom Nom Nom</i></p>*Nom Nom NomAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-05-27T13:23:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=584?Last-one-to-post-wins#291892020-05-26T21:03:24Z2020-05-26T21:03:24Z<p>RAAHHHRRRRRR!</p>RAAHHHRRRRRR!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-05-26T21:03:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=27?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#13352020-05-14T15:19:11Z2020-05-14T15:19:11Z<p>The Plague.</p>The Plague.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-05-14T15:19:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=583?Last-one-to-post-wins#291272020-05-13T14:16:49Z2020-05-13T14:16:49Z<p>No, that is Hairy Beast.</p>No, that is Hairy Beast.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-05-13T14:16:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=583?Last-one-to-post-wins#291192020-05-11T12:35:42Z2020-05-11T12:35:42Z<p>What makes you think it's alive?</p>What makes you think it's alive?Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-05-11T12:35:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=264?BANNED#131582020-05-08T17:27:11Z2020-05-08T17:27:11Z<p>Banned for keeping this running tooth gag going.</p>Banned for keeping this running tooth gag going.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-05-08T17:27:11ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=44?Dice-rolling-thread#21672020-05-08T13:15:20Z2020-05-08T13:15:20Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Days of Boredom:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d7 + 28 ⇒ (6) + 28 = 34</span></p>[dice=Days of Boredom]1d7+28[/dice]Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-05-08T13:15:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=104?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#51632020-05-05T17:28:36Z2020-05-05T17:28:36Z<p>One of the Killer Klowns From Outer Space.</p>One of the Killer Klowns From Outer Space.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-05-05T17:28:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=128?The-Next-Poster#63522020-05-05T17:08:04Z2020-05-05T17:08:04Z<p>It is called the Belphephone. Only playable by ethereal beings.</p>
<p>The next poster lost something.</p>It is called the Belphephone. Only playable by ethereal beings.
The next poster lost something.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-05-05T17:08:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=582?Last-one-to-post-wins#290822020-04-28T12:50:26Z2020-04-28T12:50:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> Absolutely not! Coconuts kill more people than great white sharks! </blockquote><p>I resent that remark.Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Absolutely not! Coconuts kill more people than great white sharks!
I resent that remark.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-28T12:50:26ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=44?Dice-rolling-thread#21632020-04-28T12:41:39Z2020-04-28T12:41:09Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Days of boredom:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d7 + 21 ⇒ (7) + 21 = 28</span></p>[dice=Days of boredom]1d7+21[/dice]Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-28T12:41:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=127?The-Next-Poster#63482020-04-28T03:03:06Z2020-04-28T03:03:06Z<p>Move to Siberia and leave the windows open.</p>
<p>The next poster has a secret they will now share.</p>Move to Siberia and leave the windows open.
The next poster has a secret they will now share.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-28T03:03:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=582?Last-one-to-post-wins#290782024-03-27T05:54:07Z2020-04-27T15:10:29Z<p>I'm a coconut, he's a coconut.
<br />
Wouldn't you like to be a coconut too?</p>I'm a coconut, he's a coconut.
Wouldn't you like to be a coconut too?Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-27T15:10:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=582?Last-one-to-post-wins#290652020-04-22T03:17:05Z2020-04-22T03:17:05Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Knowledge History:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (18) + 20 = 38</span></p>
<p>Didn't the Romans occupy Britain for almost 400 Years?</p>[dice=Knowledge History]1d20+20[/dice]
Didn't the Romans occupy Britain for almost 400 Years?Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-22T03:17:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=581?Last-one-to-post-wins#290452020-04-16T21:45:35Z2020-04-16T21:45:04Z<p><b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEM_9uxe_sY" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Forbidden</a></b></p>ForbiddenSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-16T21:45:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=581?Last-one-to-post-wins#290342020-04-14T12:57:51Z2020-04-14T12:57:51Z<p>Excuse me while I warm up.</p>
<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J$$2YRbrCwg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"> Mi Mi Mi</a></p>Excuse me while I warm up.
Mi Mi MiSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-14T12:57:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=44?Dice-rolling-thread#21532020-04-14T12:53:47Z2020-04-14T12:53:47Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Days of boredom:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d7 + 20 ⇒ (1) + 20 = 21</span></p>[dice=Days of boredom]1d7+20[/dice]Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-14T12:53:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=581?Last-one-to-post-wins#290292020-04-13T17:18:53Z2020-04-13T17:13:17Z<p>Good thing I have backup.</p>
<p>•Gets ready for... something.</p>Good thing I have backup.
*Gets ready for... something.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-13T17:13:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=43?Dice-rolling-thread#21482020-04-08T15:02:18Z2020-04-08T15:01:32Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Days of Boredom so far:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d7 ⇒ (7, 7, 3, 3) = 20</span></p>[dice=Days of Boredom so far]4d7[/dice]Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-08T15:01:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: I rolled a natural 1Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oul4&page=2?I-rolled-a-natural-1#662020-04-07T17:13:20Z2020-04-07T17:13:20Z<p>on my fortitude check, now I'm a ghost.</p>on my fortitude check, now I'm a ghost.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-07T17:13:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Promotion!Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uo8y&page=2?Promotion#832020-04-08T09:58:35Z2020-04-07T16:18:20Z<p>IHIYC is promoted for one year of hiding.</p>IHIYC is promoted for one year of hiding.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-07T16:18:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=580?Last-one-to-post-wins#289952020-04-06T19:27:29Z2020-04-06T19:19:45Z<p>Bardic Knowledge has its uses.</p>Bardic Knowledge has its uses.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-06T19:19:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=580?Last-one-to-post-wins#289932020-04-06T14:05:31Z2020-04-06T14:05:31Z<p>I'm sure you can't just find it.
<br />
You would have to go on a quest.
<br />
It doesn't really matter anyway.
<br />
What is found in Jumanji stays in Jumanji.</p>I'm sure you can't just find it.
You would have to go on a quest.
It doesn't really matter anyway.
What is found in Jumanji stays in Jumanji.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-04-06T14:05:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=580?Last-one-to-post-wins#289752020-03-31T17:41:02Z2020-03-31T17:39:50Z<p>Talk to Dr. Sigmund.
<br />
He will help you.</p>Talk to Dr. Sigmund.
He will help you.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-03-31T17:39:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=579?Last-one-to-post-wins#289472020-03-25T13:25:38Z2020-03-25T13:25:38Z<p><i>Sings a song of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kihZUsADQTQ" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b> cooperation </b></a>to Comte</i></p>Sings a song of cooperation to ComteSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-03-25T13:25:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=577?Last-one-to-post-wins#288502020-03-06T13:28:52Z2020-03-06T13:28:52Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEEuzUGEWws" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Beans</b></a></p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Sorry, couldn't resist.</span></p>Beans
Sorry, couldn't resist.Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-03-06T13:28:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=577?Last-one-to-post-wins#288142020-02-27T17:31:40Z2020-02-27T17:31:40Z<p>Such nice lyrics.
<br />
Mind if I put them into song?</p>Such nice lyrics.
Mind if I put them into song?Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-27T17:31:40ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=43?Dice-rolling-thread#21272020-02-26T19:39:50Z2020-02-26T19:39:50Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Stealth:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30</span></p>[dice=Stealth]1d20+15[/dice]Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-26T19:39:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=576?Last-one-to-post-wins#287932020-02-24T20:36:22Z2020-02-24T20:36:22Z<p>Single fin in my case.</p>Single fin in my case.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-24T20:36:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=576?Last-one-to-post-wins#287912020-02-24T18:08:26Z2020-02-24T17:30:37Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> Of the things I expected to encounter in the jungle a shark was not one of them. </blockquote><p>This is Jumanji. Expect the unexpected.Vidmaster7 wrote:Of the things I expected to encounter in the jungle a shark was not one of them.
This is Jumanji. Expect the unexpected.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-24T17:30:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=576?Last-one-to-post-wins#287712020-02-21T20:09:10Z2020-02-21T20:09:10Z<p>I'm using adaptions of the <i>water breathing</i> and <i>fly</i> spells.</p>I'm using adaptions of the water breathing and fly spells.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-21T20:09:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=576?Last-one-to-post-wins#287692020-02-21T16:03:10Z2020-02-21T16:02:44Z<p>I grew too big for the salt-water lake and the Shark God was jealous.</p>I grew too big for the salt-water lake and the Shark God was jealous.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-21T16:02:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=576?Last-one-to-post-wins#287672020-02-21T15:47:28Z2020-02-21T15:42:32Z<p>duunnn dunnn...
<br />
duuuunnnn duun...
<br />
duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn. </p>
<p>Ah! Good to come home for a visit.</p>duunnn dunnn...
duuuunnnn duun...
duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn.
Ah! Good to come home for a visit.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-21T15:42:32ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=43?Dice-rolling-thread#21252020-02-21T15:36:26Z2020-02-21T15:36:26Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Cheese!:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 38</span></p>[dice=Cheese!]1d100[/dice]Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-21T15:36:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: TestOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hxvn?Test#192020-02-18T13:49:15Z2020-02-18T13:49:15Z<p>Wow, a 11+ year old revival.
<br />
I think that may be a record.
<br />
Someone has too much time on their hands.</p>Wow, a 11+ year old revival.
I think that may be a record.
Someone has too much time on their hands.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-18T13:49:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=575?Last-one-to-post-wins#287422020-02-18T13:37:25Z2020-02-18T13:37:25Z<p>Alright you scurvy dogs.
<br />
I want this ship put in order or you will be hung from the highest spar facing the sun until I decide to release you or the birds peck your blind eyes out, whichever comes first.</p>Alright you scurvy dogs.
I want this ship put in order or you will be hung from the highest spar facing the sun until I decide to release you or the birds peck your blind eyes out, whichever comes first.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-18T13:37:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=575?Last-one-to-post-wins#287412020-02-18T13:32:52Z2020-02-18T13:32:52Z<p>Attennshun!
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The Captain will now speak.</p>Attennshun!
The Captain will now speak.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-18T13:32:52ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=43?Dice-rolling-thread#21232020-02-15T22:06:14Z2020-02-15T22:06:14Z<p><b><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Songs I will Sing:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 47</span></b></p>[dice=Songs I will Sing]1d100[/dice]Schism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-15T22:06:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=127?The-Next-Poster#63362020-02-14T20:37:18Z2020-02-14T20:37:18Z<p>I submitted it to MGM the day before Pixels came out. I haven't heard back from them yet.</p>
<p>The next poster was seen combing the beech.</p>I submitted it to MGM the day before Pixels came out. I haven't heard back from them yet.
The next poster was seen combing the beech.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-14T20:37:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=575?Last-one-to-post-wins#287012020-02-12T20:55:45Z2020-02-12T20:55:45Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNA9ru2Ox5o" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Tip Toe</a></p>Tip ToeSchism Spice (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-12T20:55:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=574?Last-one-to-post-wins#286602020-02-07T18:54:02Z2020-02-07T18:54:02Z<p><i>•Comes out of the giant ant nest.</i>
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I think you misinterpreted what you saw. I lured your puppy into the the nest by pretending to be afraid of it.
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Although if I must be honest, the ants in there were a little bigger than I thought they would be.</p>*Comes out of the giant ant nest.
I think you misinterpreted what you saw. I lured your puppy into the the nest by pretending to be afraid of it.
Although if I must be honest, the ants in there were a little bigger than I thought they would be.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-07T18:54:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=149?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#74032020-02-07T18:45:40Z2020-02-07T18:45:40Z<p>Hey, don't make accusations you can't prove.</p>Hey, don't make accusations you can't prove.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-07T18:45:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=574?Last-one-to-post-wins#286522020-02-06T20:47:11Z2020-02-06T20:43:44Z<p>Nothing for cats? I see how it is.</p>
<p><i>Brings sign out of nowhere (ala Looney Tunes)</i></p>
<p><b>Trader Slick hates cats.</b></p>
<p>I am starting a protest and asking everyone to boycott this establishment.</p>Nothing for cats? I see how it is.
Brings sign out of nowhere (ala Looney Tunes)
Trader Slick hates cats.
I am starting a protest and asking everyone to boycott this establishment.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-06T20:43:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=148?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#74002020-02-06T15:36:22Z2020-02-06T15:36:22Z<p>MMMM! Pickled Trout!</p>MMMM! Pickled Trout!Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-06T15:36:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=127?The-Next-Poster#63312020-02-03T17:55:55Z2020-02-03T17:55:55Z<p>Beep Beep!</p>
<p>Beep Beep!</p>Beep Beep!
Beep Beep!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-02-03T17:55:55ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=43?Dice-rolling-thread#21172020-01-30T16:32:22Z2020-01-30T16:31:55Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Lost days at work due to flu:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 19</span></p>[dice=Lost days at work due to flu]1d100[/dice]Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-01-30T16:31:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=264?BANNED#131542020-01-29T17:56:20Z2020-01-29T17:56:20Z<p>JTDV is banned for stealing all the dental floss.</p>JTDV is banned for stealing all the dental floss.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-01-29T17:56:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=572?Last-one-to-post-wins#285852020-01-22T18:53:15Z2020-01-22T18:53:15Z<p>I am male, I'll have you know.</p>I am male, I'll have you know.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-01-22T18:53:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=264?BANNED#131522020-01-22T15:45:11Z2020-01-22T15:44:50Z<p>Banned because I am first and you are not.</p>Banned because I am first and you are not.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-01-22T15:44:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=572?Last-one-to-post-wins#285712020-01-20T15:27:46Z2020-01-20T15:27:21Z<p>Nothing much, just Schism, Vampire Schism, Schism Hag and Schism Spice having a conversation earlier.</p>
<p>Oh, and me winning.</p>Nothing much, just Schism, Vampire Schism, Schism Hag and Schism Spice having a conversation earlier.
Oh, and me winning.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-01-20T15:27:21ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=43?Dice-rolling-thread#21072020-01-16T15:16:40Z2020-01-16T15:16:40Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Flies on the wall:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 ⇒ 17</span></p>[dice=Flies on the wall]1d20[/dice]Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-01-16T15:16:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=570?Last-one-to-post-wins#284562020-01-07T13:25:24Z2020-01-07T13:25:24Z<p>Its the smurfiest.</p>Its the smurfiest.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2020-01-07T13:25:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=263?BANNED#131492019-12-30T17:01:12Z2019-12-30T17:01:12Z<p>Banned, because it is the end of the year.</p>Banned, because it is the end of the year.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-12-30T17:01:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=568?Last-one-to-post-wins#283912019-12-24T14:09:18Z2019-12-24T14:09:18Z<p>I did.
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Wanna make something of it?</p>I did.
Wanna make something of it?Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-12-24T14:09:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Three CluesCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42te0?Three-Clues#282019-12-13T18:17:49Z2019-12-13T18:17:49Z<p>The last Prima Stratagy Guide.</p>
<p>Jingle
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Jangle
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Jungle</p>The last Prima Stratagy Guide.
Jingle
Jangle
JungleCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-12-13T18:17:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=148?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#73952019-12-11T14:16:44Z2019-12-11T14:16:44Z<p>I have only have third hand accounts, but supposedly Schism was born under an Odd Star.
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She was always had a split personality, but the Count's bite seems to have had an unexpected side effect.
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It looks like all her personalities can now manifest if given the proper stimulus, which will be very dangerous if a couple of them are ever brought out.</p>I have only have third hand accounts, but supposedly Schism was born under an Odd Star.
She was always had a split personality, but the Count's bite seems to have had an unexpected side effect.
It looks like all her personalities can now manifest if given the proper stimulus, which will be very dangerous if a couple of them are ever brought out.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-12-11T14:16:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=148?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#73932019-12-10T23:46:10Z2019-12-10T18:00:39Z<p>And yet here you are, being drained of all your magic.
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Be bold, but make sure you won't die because of a miscalculation.</p>And yet here you are, being drained of all your magic.
Be bold, but make sure you won't die because of a miscalculation.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-12-10T18:00:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=148?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#73912019-12-10T01:10:25Z2019-12-09T22:55:32Z<p>Didn't your master teach you about checking for other magical effects before casting because they may have adverse reactions?</p>Didn't your master teach you about checking for other magical effects before casting because they may have adverse reactions?Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-12-09T22:55:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=148?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#73892019-12-10T01:10:22Z2019-12-07T20:11:17Z<p>No need for insults.
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I was going to offer you a restorative potion, but I changed my mind.</p>No need for insults.
I was going to offer you a restorative potion, but I changed my mind.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-12-07T20:11:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=148?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#73872019-12-10T01:10:21Z2019-12-06T17:32:41Z<p>You are wasting your time.
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I can see the connection between them.
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It is something so ancient that it is beyond the laws of any universe.
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If the orc hadn't intervened and revived her, Schism would have revived on her own.
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Unless you want to drain all your magic on something that will never happen, you should stop now.</p>You are wasting your time.
I can see the connection between them.
It is something so ancient that it is beyond the laws of any universe.
If the orc hadn't intervened and revived her, Schism would have revived on her own.
Unless you want to drain all your magic on something that will never happen, you should stop now.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-12-06T17:32:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=263?BANNED#131462019-11-05T22:26:57Z2019-11-05T22:26:57Z<p>Sliska is banned for escaping the magic mirror.</p>Sliska is banned for escaping the magic mirror.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-11-05T22:26:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=565?Last-one-to-post-wins#282482019-10-31T16:25:28Z2019-10-31T16:25:28Z<p>Nothing funny about Vid's beard.</p>Nothing funny about Vid's beard.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-10-31T16:25:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=263?BANNED#131442019-10-21T17:35:08Z2019-10-21T17:35:08Z<p>Sasithorn is banned because it was the right time to do it.</p>Sasithorn is banned because it was the right time to do it.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-10-21T17:35:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=127?The-Next-Poster#63152019-10-17T20:32:33Z2019-10-17T17:24:17Z<p>Of course I don't. The centuries old techniques are still the most effective.</p>
<p>The next poster walked into a bar.</p>Of course I don't. The centuries old techniques are still the most effective.
The next poster walked into a bar.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-10-17T17:24:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=141?False-factoids#70462019-10-17T14:29:40Z2019-10-17T13:52:16Z<p>Sliska face didn't always look so fearful; that only happened after his first session at the GoatToucher Massage Parlor.</p>Sliska face didn't always look so fearful; that only happened after his first session at the GoatToucher Massage Parlor.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-10-17T13:52:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=565?Last-one-to-post-wins#282162019-10-14T16:00:27Z2019-10-14T16:00:27Z<p>I think GoatToucher is just trying to discover what powers that wonderful beard of yours.</p>I think GoatToucher is just trying to discover what powers that wonderful beard of yours.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-10-14T16:00:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=564?Last-one-to-post-wins#281962019-10-15T20:34:56Z2019-10-03T18:47:47Z<p>Now you're getting it.</p>Now you're getting it.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-10-03T18:47:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=263?BANNED#131402019-10-03T18:46:47Z2019-10-03T18:45:46Z<p>IHIYC is banned for rooting for the trolls from the sidelines, instead of helping them.</p>IHIYC is banned for rooting for the trolls from the sidelines, instead of helping them.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-10-03T18:45:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=141?False-factoids#70402019-10-03T13:51:34Z2019-10-03T13:51:34Z<p>IHIYC sat on the egg for 6 months.</p>IHIYC sat on the egg for 6 months.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-10-03T13:51:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=564?Last-one-to-post-wins#281922019-10-02T20:14:48Z2019-10-02T20:14:48Z<p>Okay, you have met GoatToucher.</p>Okay, you have met GoatToucher.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-10-02T20:14:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=263?BANNED#131352019-09-30T17:48:35Z2019-09-30T17:48:35Z<p>Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep!</p>Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-30T17:48:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=564?Last-one-to-post-wins#281772019-09-30T17:30:35Z2019-09-30T17:30:35Z<p>Come and give me a hug.</p>Come and give me a hug.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-30T17:30:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=564?Last-one-to-post-wins#281692019-09-27T20:49:01Z2019-09-27T20:49:01Z<p>Are you sure you have met the actual GoatToucher?</p>Are you sure you have met the actual GoatToucher?Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-27T20:49:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=564?Last-one-to-post-wins#281542019-09-23T18:31:58Z2019-09-23T18:31:58Z<p>If you mean your <span class=tiny>•little problem</span>, there is nothing to be done.</p>If you mean your *little problem, there is nothing to be done.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-23T18:31:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=564?Last-one-to-post-wins#281522019-09-24T00:32:45Z2019-09-23T15:34:15Z<p>I almost forgot; start eating mint leaves every day to take care of that halitosis problem.</p>I almost forgot; start eating mint leaves every day to take care of that halitosis problem.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-23T15:34:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=141?False-factoids#70272019-09-19T20:54:33Z2019-09-19T20:54:33Z<p>KahnyaGnorc is just trying to obscure his guilt with inanity.</p>KahnyaGnorc is just trying to obscure his guilt with inanity.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-19T20:54:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=563?Last-one-to-post-wins#281482019-09-19T20:11:00Z2019-09-19T20:03:16Z<p>I can work these 2 in now, but you will have to make appointments for the rest. Depending on the day, I can probably see maybe 3, unless an emergency comes up like that unicorn where some goblin snuck up and cut off its horn while it was distracted by the pretty princess.</p>
<p>Okay Claw, hop on this table and lets see how you are.</p>
<p><i>•Some 10 minutes of hm's and ah's later.</i>
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For the most part Claw is okay, but he does seem to have some anxiety issues that has raised his blood pressure. I recommend a week long vacation in the jungle. Let him relax by climbing trees and make sure he eats some leaves of the juniper trees. They are very relaxing.</p>
<p>Your turn Trillion.</p>
<p><i>•Some more hm's and ah's later.</i>
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You are still over weight. Have you been eating more than once a week? Three heads do not mean 3 meals.
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You also need to run around after eating instead of lying down to sleep. Get the juices flowing.
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I also noticed some brown spots on your teeth after I cleaned the blood off. Looks like you have a calcium deficiency. Easy fix. You need to drink fresh unpasteurized blue Bantha milk. You will need to drink 1 gallon a day for the next month and 2 gallons a week for the next 5 months.
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This needs to come straight from the Bantha, so you will need to keep it alive and milk it.</p>
<p>Now if you will excuse me, I have to do a tonsillectomy on a giraffe.</p>I can work these 2 in now, but you will have to make appointments for the rest. Depending on the day, I can probably see maybe 3, unless an emergency comes up like that unicorn where some goblin snuck up and cut off its horn while it was distracted by the pretty princess.
Okay Claw, hop on this table and lets see how you are.
*Some 10 minutes of hm's and ah's later.
For the most part Claw is okay, but he does seem to have some anxiety issues that has raised his blood pressure. I recommend a...Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-19T20:03:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=141?False-factoids#70232019-09-19T14:02:25Z2019-09-19T13:59:13Z<p>KahnyaGnorc was last seen at the house of a certain political contributor having his [censor]<i>Redacted</i>[/censor].</p>KahnyaGnorc was last seen at the house of a certain political contributor having his [censor]Redacted[/censor].Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-19T13:59:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=563?Last-one-to-post-wins#281462019-09-19T13:56:17Z2019-09-19T13:58:33Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dedrick, The Professor wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Ah, Dr G House, thank goodness you're here! Yes, I called you.</p>
<p>•Points to Schism, Pulg and Vidmaster7.•</p>
<p>Those three need emergency lobotomies right away! </blockquote><p>Sorry, but Pulg is all hair, Vidmaster 7 has that regeneration going on, and Schism never had a brain to begin with.Dedrick, The Professor wrote:Ah, Dr G House, thank goodness you're here! Yes, I called you.
*Points to Schism, Pulg and Vidmaster7.*
Those three need emergency lobotomies right away!
Sorry, but Pulg is all hair, Vidmaster 7 has that regeneration going on, and Schism never had a brain to begin with.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-19T13:58:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=563?Last-one-to-post-wins#281422019-09-18T21:08:55Z2019-09-18T18:24:28Z<p>Someone called?</p>Someone called?Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-18T18:24:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=147?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#73422019-09-16T21:30:25Z2019-09-16T21:21:30Z<p><i>•Comes up behind the Nasty Orc and taps on the head.</i></p>
<p>There, there.</p>*Comes up behind the Nasty Orc and taps on the head.
There, there.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-16T21:21:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Six Word Short Stories: The HolidaysBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42efj?Six-Word-Short-Stories-The-Holidays#192019-09-16T14:53:56Z2019-09-16T14:53:56Z<p>The man who would become Santa.</p>The man who would become Santa.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-16T14:53:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=562?Last-one-to-post-wins#280592019-09-03T21:50:51Z2019-09-03T21:50:51Z<p>Beep Beep!</p>Beep Beep!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-09-03T21:50:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Things that D stroy the game or gameworldDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t3wt&page=7?Things-that-D-stroy-the-game-or-gameworld#3312019-08-28T14:52:07Z2019-08-28T14:52:07Z<p>386. The Plague.</p>386. The Plague.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-08-28T14:52:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=126?The-Next-Poster#63002019-08-26T20:26:48Z2019-08-26T20:26:48Z<p>It helps keep my breath fresh.</p>
<p>The next poster had an overnight in IHIYC's closet.</p>It helps keep my breath fresh.
The next poster had an overnight in IHIYC's closet.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-08-26T20:26:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=126?The-Next-Poster#62792019-08-05T19:22:55Z2019-08-05T19:22:55Z<p>Can you tell me how to get to the Crab Nebula? I have a emergency C-Section to perform.</p>
<p>The next poster's stress levels are through the roof.</p>Can you tell me how to get to the Crab Nebula? I have a emergency C-Section to perform.
The next poster's stress levels are through the roof.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-08-05T19:22:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=559?Last-one-to-post-wins#279402019-08-05T17:05:59Z2019-08-05T17:05:59Z<p>By patience, he means waiting a couple of hours at the hair-dresser while they wash it.</p>By patience, he means waiting a couple of hours at the hair-dresser while they wash it.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-08-05T17:05:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=559?Last-one-to-post-wins#279312019-08-01T13:23:11Z2019-08-01T13:23:11Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Skiron wrote:</div><blockquote> I...<i>•heeheeheehee•</i>...hear you have <i>•titter•</i> vacancies among your chemistry, astronomy <i>•IA!•</i>, <i>•CH-CH-CH-CH/ah-ah-ah-ah•</i> culinary arts, and <i>•fhfhfhfhfh•</i> medical psychology departments??? </blockquote><p>The medical department is under my control.Skiron wrote:I...*heeheeheehee*...hear you have *titter* vacancies among your chemistry, astronomy *IA!*, *CH-CH-CH-CH/ah-ah-ah-ah* culinary arts, and *fhfhfhfhfh* medical psychology departments???
The medical department is under my control.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-08-01T13:23:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=558?Last-one-to-post-wins#278992019-07-29T13:05:12Z2019-07-29T13:03:27Z<p>Mickey is a wimp!</p>Mickey is a wimp!Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-07-29T13:03:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=263?BANNED#131232019-07-26T17:14:39Z2019-07-26T17:14:39Z<p>JTDV is banned because it is my <s>birth</s> deathday!</p>JTDV is banned because it is my birth deathday!Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-07-26T17:14:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=141?False-factoids#70092019-07-26T16:20:37Z2019-07-26T16:20:37Z<p>KG got kicked out of culinary school not for poisoning the faculty, but for <b>[Redacted]</b>. I was one of the first-respoders, so I know what I am talking about.</p>KG got kicked out of culinary school not for poisoning the faculty, but for [Redacted]. I was one of the first-respoders, so I know what I am talking about.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-07-26T16:20:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=558?Last-one-to-post-wins#278522019-07-19T21:28:17Z2019-07-19T21:28:17Z<p>Guess you didn't hear that participants have to ride bareback.
<br />
They can't even use a harness to steer the animals (who were captured from the wild the day before).
<br />
The most important rule is all participants must be nude.</p>Guess you didn't hear that participants have to ride bareback.
They can't even use a harness to steer the animals (who were captured from the wild the day before).
The most important rule is all participants must be nude.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-07-19T21:28:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=557?Last-one-to-post-wins#278502019-07-19T17:41:38Z2019-07-19T17:41:38Z<p>I'll send my daughter over there.
<br />
If she can clean up after those pesky dwarfs, your place shouldn't be too much of a strain.</p>I'll send my daughter over there.
If she can clean up after those pesky dwarfs, your place shouldn't be too much of a strain.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-07-19T17:41:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=140?False-factoids#69892019-06-10T22:24:48Z2019-06-10T22:22:44Z<p>KahnyaGnorc was the <b><a href="http://monstersvault.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/c25f3c7bed22d2d0e701f6c14a600a5b.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Head Librarian.</a></b></p>KahnyaGnorc was the Head Librarian.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-06-10T22:22:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=140?False-factoids#69862019-06-10T17:05:20Z2019-06-10T17:05:20Z<p>IHIYC learned his craft while he was GoatToucher's college roommate.</p>IHIYC learned his craft while he was GoatToucher's college roommate.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-06-10T17:05:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=263?BANNED#131212019-06-07T16:34:54Z2019-06-07T16:33:40Z<p>Poog is banned for wearing clothes covered in hairballs.</p>Poog is banned for wearing clothes covered in hairballs.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-06-07T16:33:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=555?Last-one-to-post-wins#277232019-06-07T16:29:49Z2019-06-07T16:29:49Z<p>I'm hungry. Who would like to feed me?</p>I'm hungry. Who would like to feed me?Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-06-07T16:29:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=140?False-factoids#69832019-06-07T16:27:47Z2019-06-07T16:27:47Z<p>JTDV bought the scarf because it was made from Pulg's hair.</p>JTDV bought the scarf because it was made from Pulg's hair.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-06-07T16:27:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=555?Last-one-to-post-wins#277132019-06-04T13:47:29Z2019-06-04T13:47:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The CLAW wrote:</div><blockquote> <i>•gags on hairball•</i> </blockquote><p>Wasn't mine. I deposit all of mine in Poog's laundry basket.The CLAW wrote:*gags on hairball*
Wasn't mine. I deposit all of mine in Poog's laundry basket.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-06-04T13:47:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=140?False-factoids#69662019-05-22T14:31:01Z2019-05-22T14:31:01Z<p>That is because Sirius Sa'luk sprays everything with silver paint.</p>That is because Sirius Sa'luk sprays everything with silver paint.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-05-22T14:31:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=40?Dice-rolling-thread#19852019-05-22T12:59:23Z2019-05-22T12:59:23Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Patient not killed today:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 98</span></p>[dice=Patient not killed today]1d100[/dice]Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-05-22T12:59:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=553?Last-one-to-post-wins#276022019-05-01T14:15:43Z2019-05-01T13:16:53Z<p>You need to be eaten for that pun!</p>You need to be eaten for that pun!Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-05-01T13:16:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=263?BANNED#131182019-05-01T13:14:42Z2019-05-01T13:14:16Z<p>JTDV is banned for getting there first.</p>JTDV is banned for getting there first.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-05-01T13:14:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=552?Last-one-to-post-wins#275962019-04-29T19:51:18Z2019-04-29T19:51:18Z<p>It was only on during my nap time, so I never saw it.</p>It was only on during my nap time, so I never saw it.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-29T19:51:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=263?BANNED#131162019-04-29T19:14:51Z2019-04-29T19:12:42Z<p>Nasty Orc is banned for being so late to the party.</p>Nasty Orc is banned for being so late to the party.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-29T19:12:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=552?Last-one-to-post-wins#275932019-04-29T19:08:24Z2019-04-29T19:08:24Z<p>You don't look much like a cat to me.</p>You don't look much like a cat to me.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-29T19:08:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=552?Last-one-to-post-wins#275912019-04-30T21:53:11Z2019-04-29T17:33:11Z<p>Thank you Count, the darn stuff was giving me an upset stomach.</p>Thank you Count, the darn stuff was giving me an upset stomach.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-29T17:33:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=552?Last-one-to-post-wins#275892019-04-29T14:49:31Z2019-04-29T14:49:31Z<p><i>So
<br />
He went to Holmes and Watson
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To play a game
<br />
Of illogical deduction</i></p>So
He went to Holmes and Watson
To play a game
Of illogical deductionPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-29T14:49:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=552?Last-one-to-post-wins#275832019-04-25T19:23:17Z2019-04-25T19:23:17Z<p>Eye am!</p>Eye am!Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-25T19:23:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=139?False-factoids#69412019-04-24T19:27:11Z2019-04-24T19:27:11Z<p>Pulg is part Sasquatch, on his mother's side.</p>Pulg is part Sasquatch, on his mother's side.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-24T19:27:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=552?Last-one-to-post-wins#275802019-04-24T19:25:21Z2019-04-24T19:25:21Z<p>Shouldn't that be de-wormed?</p>Shouldn't that be de-wormed?Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-24T19:25:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=263?BANNED#131132019-04-17T15:14:01Z2019-04-17T15:14:01Z<p>Laser Clown is banned for being out of time.</p>Laser Clown is banned for being out of time.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-17T15:14:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=552?Last-one-to-post-wins#275542019-04-16T14:32:31Z2019-04-16T14:32:31Z<p>I tried eating a vampire once - ONCE!</p>I tried eating a vampire once - ONCE!Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-16T14:32:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=551?Last-one-to-post-wins#275442019-04-12T13:05:24Z2019-04-12T13:05:24Z<p>Who sits on the empty throne?</p>Who sits on the empty throne?Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-12T13:05:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=139?False-factoids#69212019-04-11T19:54:58Z2019-04-11T19:54:58Z<p>KahnyaGnorc is the unacknowledged love child of the Invisible Man.</p>KahnyaGnorc is the unacknowledged love child of the Invisible Man.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-11T19:54:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=551?Last-one-to-post-wins#275392019-04-11T14:23:03Z2019-04-11T14:23:03Z<p>That would be me.</p>That would be me.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-11T14:23:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=139?False-factoids#69152019-04-09T17:46:15Z2019-04-09T17:46:15Z<p>Panther Flauclaws never uses a litterbox.</p>Panther Flauclaws never uses a litterbox.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-09T17:46:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=139?False-factoids#69102019-04-09T04:48:37Z2019-04-08T14:04:41Z<p>The Clown Prince of Closets makes the cheese in his secret laboratory.</p>The Clown Prince of Closets makes the cheese in his secret laboratory.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-08T14:04:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=551?Last-one-to-post-wins#275242019-04-08T13:44:18Z2019-04-08T13:44:18Z<p>ATTENSHUN!!</p>ATTENSHUN!!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-08T13:44:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=551?Last-one-to-post-wins#275192019-04-04T18:50:33Z2019-04-04T18:50:33Z<p><i>•Beep Beep!</i></p>*Beep Beep!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-04T18:50:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=551?Last-one-to-post-wins#275172019-04-04T00:01:54Z2019-04-03T21:11:28Z<p>That must be what happened to my face.
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I was walking along and suddenly it felt like I was hit by a ray of <i>searing light</i></p>That must be what happened to my face.
I was walking along and suddenly it felt like I was hit by a ray of searing lightCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-03T21:11:28ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=40?Dice-rolling-thread#19782019-04-03T12:43:39Z2019-04-03T12:43:39Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Cats I need to whip into shape today:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 ⇒ 11</span></p>[dice=Cats I need to whip into shape today]1d20[/dice]Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-03T12:43:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Cuddle of Goblins (and Other Pathfinder Collective Nouns)Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sq7z&page=10?A-Cuddle-of-Goblins#4982019-04-02T14:36:00Z2019-04-02T14:36:00Z<p>A glare of ruby-eyed demon-idols.</p>
<p>A ______ of giant devil rays.</p>A glare of ruby-eyed demon-idols.
A ______ of giant devil rays.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-02T14:36:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=263?BANNED#131092019-04-01T13:45:48Z2019-04-01T13:45:48Z<p>JTDV is banned for cruelty to goblins.</p>JTDV is banned for cruelty to goblins.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-04-01T13:45:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=550?Last-one-to-post-wins#274832019-03-27T17:31:58Z2019-03-27T17:31:58Z<p>I have filled those Demands to perfection My Lady.</p>
<p>Aduro, See above.</p>I have filled those Demands to perfection My Lady.
Aduro, See above.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-03-27T17:31:58ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=40?Dice-rolling-thread#19742019-03-27T12:55:36Z2019-03-27T12:55:14Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Flies for Breakfast:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 ⇒ 4</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Flies for Lunch:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d12 ⇒ 8</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Flies for Dinner:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 ⇒ 17</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Flies for Midnight Snack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 ⇒ 6</span></p>[dice=Flies for Breakfast]1d6[/dice]
[dice=Flies for Lunch]1d12[/dice]
[dice=Flies for Dinner]1d20[/dice]
[dice=Flies for Midnight Snack]1d6[/dice]Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-03-27T12:55:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=138?False-factoids#68912019-03-27T12:43:10Z2019-03-27T12:39:24Z<p>Pulg tried to sneak on to the Detective Picachu movie set disguised as a Ursaring.</p>Pulg tried to sneak on to the Detective Picachu movie set disguised as a Ursaring.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-03-27T12:39:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=550?Last-one-to-post-wins#274802019-03-27T12:35:46Z2019-03-27T12:35:18Z<p>I'd go with the DR 5/-.
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The invincible ones have too many demands.</p>I'd go with the DR 5/-.
The invincible ones have too many demands.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-03-27T12:35:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Promotion!Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uo8y&page=2?Promotion#792019-03-25T20:12:00Z2019-03-25T20:12:00Z<p>Gremlins from the Kremlin has been promoted to Chief of the Overbite Police.</p>Gremlins from the Kremlin has been promoted to Chief of the Overbite Police.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-03-25T20:12:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=138?False-factoids#68832019-03-25T20:07:56Z2019-03-25T20:07:56Z<p>Ivan the Teary Bull only watches chick flicks.</p>Ivan the Teary Bull only watches chick flicks.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-03-25T20:07:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Promotion!Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uo8y&page=2?Promotion#772019-03-21T14:29:05Z2019-03-21T14:29:05Z<p>Alexis has been promoted to head up the Bureau of Odd Facial Expressions.</p>Alexis has been promoted to head up the Bureau of Odd Facial Expressions.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-03-21T14:29:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=549?Last-one-to-post-wins#274192019-03-15T15:41:23Z2019-03-15T15:41:23Z<p>About that. There have been some complaints they are more eye candy for the men than practical armor for the erinyes air corps.</p>About that. There have been some complaints they are more eye candy for the men than practical armor for the erinyes air corps.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-03-15T15:41:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=138?False-factoids#68772019-03-12T17:27:39Z2019-03-12T17:27:39Z<p>GeneSlealer only plays one on TV.</p>GeneSlealer only plays one on TV.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-03-12T17:27:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=263?BANNED#131022019-03-12T17:14:48Z2019-03-12T17:14:48Z<p>George Carlin is banned for wearing that stupid hat.</p>George Carlin is banned for wearing that stupid hat.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-03-12T17:14:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsRanger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=548?Last-one-to-post-wins#273972019-03-11T20:08:19Z2019-03-11T13:37:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> Ranger Alissa?! I thought I had soundly defeated (and subsequently killed) you along with that wretched bear of yours when you refused to pay the rent you owe me (you were six months overdue, now the amount has increased significantly). </blockquote><p>I told you, I gave it to one of your lackeys while you were out.
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<i>•Shows receipt.•</i>
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Just because you killed the lackey in a fit of rage before he could give it to you is not an excuse to extort more money out of me.</p>
<p>And if you know what is good for you, my father the lich keeps an eye on on me at all times.</p>Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:Ranger Alissa?! I thought I had soundly defeated (and subsequently killed) you along with that wretched bear of yours when you refused to pay the rent you owe me (you were six months overdue, now the amount has increased significantly).
I told you, I gave it to one of your lackeys while you were out.
*Shows receipt.*
Just because you killed the lackey in a fit of rage before he could give it to you is not an excuse to extort more money out of me.And if you know...Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-03-11T13:37:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsRanger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=548?Last-one-to-post-wins#273802019-03-05T14:56:23Z2019-03-05T14:56:23Z<p>Hey, be respectful when talking about Rangers you mangy excuse for a mop.</p>Hey, be respectful when talking about Rangers you mangy excuse for a mop.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-03-05T14:56:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=548?Last-one-to-post-wins#273542019-02-25T16:19:03Z2019-02-25T16:19:03Z<p>Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!</p>Here, kitty, kitty, kitty!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-02-25T16:19:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=547?Last-one-to-post-wins#273012019-02-12T13:54:59Z2019-02-12T13:54:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I'm Hiding In Your embassy's Closet...and it's about damned time I was allowed to SEE A DOCTOR!</p>
<p><i>•idly ruffles through the clothes•</i></p>
<p>Heyyy, look at all these chic vests! Yellow is just totally not my color, though.... </blockquote><p>Sorry I'm late, I had to perform emergency surgery on a dire walrus with a toothache.
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Now, what seems to be the problem?</p>I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:I'm Hiding In Your embassy's Closet...and it's about damned time I was allowed to SEE A DOCTOR!
*idly ruffles through the clothes*
Heyyy, look at all these chic vests! Yellow is just totally not my color, though....
Sorry I'm late, I had to perform emergency surgery on a dire walrus with a toothache.
Now, what seems to be the problem?Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-02-12T13:54:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=546?Last-one-to-post-wins#273002019-02-12T13:50:13Z2019-02-12T13:50:13Z<p>I have a cure for that.</p>I have a cure for that.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-02-12T13:50:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=262?BANNED#130982019-02-11T17:55:02Z2019-02-11T17:55:02Z<p>The closet jester is banned for backing out of his ban.</p>The closet jester is banned for backing out of his ban.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-02-11T17:55:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=546?Last-one-to-post-wins#272912019-02-11T17:06:11Z2019-02-11T17:03:43Z<p>Why did you have me turn Comte into a cadet if you were just going to kill him?
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Waste of a perfectly good spell, if you ask me.</p>Why did you have me turn Comte into a cadet if you were just going to kill him?
Waste of a perfectly good spell, if you ask me.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-02-11T17:03:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=546?Last-one-to-post-wins#272762019-02-08T19:18:16Z2019-02-08T19:18:16Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dowager Comtesse de Malodor wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Belphegor wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Dowager Comtesse de Malodor wrote:</div><blockquote> Oh, by the blistered bell-end of Belphegor, Alphonse, NO NUNS! Go to your room without any housemaids! </blockquote><p>You called my Dear Lady?
<p><i>•Bows and kisses her hand.</i>
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</blockquote><p>Duke! How delightful to see you!
<p>After you've finished transforming Gruumash into a lemure, we need to talk Blood War. I think a spell of military discipline would do my wretched son no end of good. </blockquote><p>Sorry my Lady, Gruumash's awesomeness is too mighty, but I can help you with your son.
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<b><i> U-Alphonse, manje usu-cadet.</i></b></p>Dowager Comtesse de Malodor wrote:Belphegor wrote: Dowager Comtesse de Malodor wrote: Oh, by the blistered bell-end of Belphegor, Alphonse, NO NUNS! Go to your room without any housemaids!
You called my Dear Lady? *Bows and kisses her hand.
Duke! How delightful to see you! After you've finished transforming Gruumash into a lemure, we need to talk Blood War. I think a spell of military discipline would do my wretched son no end of good. Sorry my Lady, Gruumash's awesomeness is too mighty, but...Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-02-08T19:18:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=546?Last-one-to-post-wins#272722019-02-14T00:14:03Z2019-02-07T22:24:48Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Dowager Comtesse de Malodor wrote:</div><blockquote> Oh, by the blistered bell-end of Belphegor, Alphonse, NO NUNS! Go to your room without any housemaids! </blockquote><p>You called my Dear Lady?
<p><i>•Bows and kisses her hand.</i></p>Dowager Comtesse de Malodor wrote:Oh, by the blistered bell-end of Belphegor, Alphonse, NO NUNS! Go to your room without any housemaids!
You called my Dear Lady? *Bows and kisses her hand.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-02-07T22:24:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=40?Dice-rolling-thread#19542019-02-07T19:18:25Z2019-02-07T19:18:25Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Beep Beep:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d2 + 1d2 ⇒ (2) + (1) = 3</span></p>[dice=Beep Beep]1d2+1d2[/dice]Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-02-07T19:18:25ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=40?Dice-rolling-thread#19522019-01-30T15:45:47Z2019-01-30T15:45:47Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Mice to play with.:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d100 ⇒ 26</span></p>[dice=Mice to play with.]1d100[/dice]Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-01-30T15:45:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=545?Last-one-to-post-wins#272292019-01-30T15:42:51Z2019-01-30T15:42:51Z<p>She just sheds her skin to get clean.</p>She just sheds her skin to get clean.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-01-30T15:42:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=545?Last-one-to-post-wins#272062019-01-24T17:55:59Z2019-01-24T17:55:59Z<p>I believe I can fly.</p>I believe I can fly.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-01-24T17:55:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=545?Last-one-to-post-wins#272042019-01-24T14:38:33Z2019-01-24T14:38:33Z<p>Bark Bark Bark Bark BARK!
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Bark Bark Bark.
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Bark Bark.</p>Bark Bark Bark Bark BARK!
Bark Bark Bark.
Bark Bark.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-01-24T14:38:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=262?BANNED#130952019-01-22T15:34:13Z2019-01-22T15:34:13Z<p>Monica is banned for using an odd number of W's.</p>Monica is banned for using an odd number of W's.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-01-22T15:34:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=262?BANNED#130922019-01-21T19:51:29Z2019-01-18T19:07:31Z<p>GG is banned for hiding the ban thread so he can make that statement.</p>GG is banned for hiding the ban thread so he can make that statement.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-01-18T19:07:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=544?Last-one-to-post-wins#271682019-01-14T15:30:17Z2019-01-14T15:30:17Z<p><a href="https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GtSlck1Q7MY/V6Nqz-bXoCI/AAAAAAAAdP4/ZhozlG3hI342yLdFTnwNfC8iZAzF4FJBACLcB/s640/11410.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow"><b>Spike</b></a></p>SpikeSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2019-01-14T15:30:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=542?Last-one-to-post-wins#270832018-12-13T14:11:43Z2018-12-13T14:11:43Z<p>Go ahead and put it out of its misery.
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It has been suffering ever since it was cut down and glued back together.</p>Go ahead and put it out of its misery.
It has been suffering ever since it was cut down and glued back together.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-12-13T14:11:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=542?Last-one-to-post-wins#270772018-12-11T23:29:38Z2018-12-11T23:29:38Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d122 ⇒ 60</span></p>
<p>Doomskull the King of Fear </p>
<p><i>•I glare at Doomskull and it backs down.</i></p>[dice]1d122[/dice]
Doomskull the King of Fear
*I glare at Doomskull and it backs down.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-12-11T23:29:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Six Word Short Stories: The HolidaysCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42efj?Six-Word-Short-Stories-The-Holidays#42018-12-11T23:24:04Z2018-12-11T23:24:04Z<p>We are out of Egg-Nog (hic).</p>We are out of Egg-Nog (hic).Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-12-11T23:24:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=541?Last-one-to-post-wins#270402018-12-05T14:34:48Z2018-12-05T14:34:48Z<p>Chocoholic, but it needs to be pure chocolate - no nuts.</p>Chocoholic, but it needs to be pure chocolate - no nuts.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-12-05T14:34:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=541?Last-one-to-post-wins#270182018-12-01T01:53:26Z2018-11-30T23:20:38Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UijhbHvxWrA" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Just a flesh would.</a></p>Just a flesh would.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-11-30T23:20:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=541?Last-one-to-post-wins#270132018-11-30T21:26:55Z2018-11-30T15:18:50Z<p>Fluffy meat!
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My favorite.</p>Fluffy meat!
My favorite.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-11-30T15:18:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=39?Dice-rolling-thread#19422018-11-27T19:39:10Z2018-11-27T19:39:10Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Profession Sailor:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 ⇒ (11) + 12 = 23</span></p>
<p>Stormy seas ahead.</p>[dice=Profession Sailor]1d20+12[/dice]
Stormy seas ahead.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-11-27T19:39:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=539?Last-one-to-post-wins#269262018-11-14T16:09:27Z2018-11-14T16:09:27Z<p>That would be my 6th cousin on my mother's side.
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Better not, don't want to upset that side of the family.</p>That would be my 6th cousin on my mother's side.
Better not, don't want to upset that side of the family.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-11-14T16:09:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=539?Last-one-to-post-wins#269242018-11-14T16:10:52Z2018-11-14T15:58:41Z<p>Lets see.
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<span class="messageboard-dice">1d118 ⇒ 2</span> Sepron the Sea Serpent</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Pulls out magical talking device.</span>
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Hey, Midgard Serpent. I found a relative of yours.
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Should I kill it?</p>Lets see.
[dice]1d118[/dice] Sepron the Sea Serpent
Pulls out magical talking device.
Hey, Midgard Serpent. I found a relative of yours.
Should I kill it?Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-11-14T15:58:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=538?Last-one-to-post-wins#268572018-11-08T19:33:07Z2018-11-08T19:33:07Z<p>•Snub</p>*SnubPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-11-08T19:33:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=538?Last-one-to-post-wins#268532018-11-07T14:52:26Z2018-11-07T14:52:26Z<p>You no good lying piece of !$$T$##@$#^U$#%#%/!
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The Irish are the most gentile of people!</p>You no good lying piece of !$$T$##@$#^U$#%#%/!
The Irish are the most gentile of people!Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-11-07T14:52:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Wreck a Movie Title by Changing One Letter!Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2umqp&page=7?Wreck-a-Movie-Title-by-Changing-One-Letter#3332018-10-30T13:26:29Z2018-10-30T13:26:29Z<p>Cat's Aye - <span class=messageboard-ooc>High seas adventure with Captain Kit.</span></p>Cat's Aye - High seas adventure with Captain Kit.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-10-30T13:26:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=537?Last-one-to-post-wins#268182018-10-30T13:24:12Z2018-10-30T13:24:12Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Pulg wrote:</div><blockquote> An elf with a demented reindeer up her backside, and all-you-can-eat waffles. </blockquote><p>Ninja'd :(Pulg wrote:An elf with a demented reindeer up her backside, and all-you-can-eat waffles.
Ninja'd :(Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-10-30T13:24:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=537?Last-one-to-post-wins#268152018-10-29T17:45:30Z2018-10-29T17:45:30Z<p>Everything.</p>Everything.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-10-29T17:45:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=536?Last-one-to-post-wins#267992018-10-25T13:37:37Z2018-10-25T13:29:09Z<p>Oh, sure, take your beasts to the quack instead of someone who studied for years to make sure they stay healthy and strong.</p>Oh, sure, take your beasts to the quack instead of someone who studied for years to make sure they stay healthy and strong.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-10-25T13:29:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=536?Last-one-to-post-wins#267942018-10-23T13:12:48Z2018-10-23T13:13:02Z<p>Beep Beep?
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:o</p>Beep Beep?
:oBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-10-23T13:13:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=536?Last-one-to-post-wins#267902018-10-22T18:45:53Z2018-10-22T18:45:53Z<p>BEEP BEEP ????</p>BEEP BEEP ????Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-10-22T18:45:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=138?False-factoids#68592018-10-22T15:42:14Z2018-10-22T15:42:14Z<p>Malvel only plays with children.</p>Malvel only plays with children.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-10-22T15:42:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=536?Last-one-to-post-wins#267872018-10-22T15:28:57Z2018-10-22T15:28:57Z<p>Beep Beep!
<br />
;)</p>Beep Beep!
;)Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-10-22T15:28:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=534?Last-one-to-post-wins#266622018-10-03T13:41:50Z2018-10-03T13:41:50Z<p>Luck high G.</p>Luck high G.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-10-03T13:41:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=534?Last-one-to-post-wins#266572018-10-02T14:04:56Z2018-10-02T14:04:36Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Pulg wrote:</div><blockquote> Isn't that a film starring a koala in a tuxedo? </blockquote><p>Isn't that the one where <a href="https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6f/27/fa/6f27facc8cc13f3896b6a781679c89d7.jpg" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Kwicky Koala</a> was trying blend in with the penguins while stranded in Antarctica?Pulg wrote:Isn't that a film starring a koala in a tuxedo?
Isn't that the one where Kwicky Koala was trying blend in with the penguins while stranded in Antarctica?Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-10-02T14:04:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=262?BANNED#130882018-10-02T13:56:53Z2018-10-02T13:56:53Z<p>Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis is banned for trying to give ocean dwellers a bad name.</p>Tvashtri Abdul-Khasis is banned for trying to give ocean dwellers a bad name.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-10-02T13:56:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=262?BANNED#130862018-10-01T18:03:37Z2018-10-01T18:03:37Z<p>Sirius Sa'luk is banned for swimming in bleach.</p>Sirius Sa'luk is banned for swimming in bleach.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-10-01T18:03:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=533?Last-one-to-post-wins#266142018-09-28T13:54:58Z2018-09-28T13:54:58Z<p>Death</p>DeathBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-09-28T13:54:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=531?Last-one-to-post-wins#265292018-09-19T21:11:03Z2018-09-19T15:50:25Z<p>25 OR 6 TO 4?</p>25 OR 6 TO 4?Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-09-19T15:50:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=531?Last-one-to-post-wins#265132018-09-17T19:18:58Z2018-09-17T19:18:58Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Comte de Malodor wrote:</div><blockquote> I got Great-Grandpa to possess ours. Belphegor takes over when he has to go to the clinic or pick up his infernal pension. </blockquote><p>It helps relieve the headaches.Comte de Malodor wrote:I got Great-Grandpa to possess ours. Belphegor takes over when he has to go to the clinic or pick up his infernal pension.
It helps relieve the headaches.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-09-17T19:18:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=530?Last-one-to-post-wins#264942018-09-14T23:59:54Z2018-09-14T15:42:27Z<p>Since none of them have their internal organs anymore, I'm afraid your only option is animated objects.</p>Since none of them have their internal organs anymore, I'm afraid your only option is animated objects.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-09-14T15:42:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=530?Last-one-to-post-wins#264712018-09-13T22:31:08Z2018-09-11T14:54:31Z<p>He is the black snake of the family.</p>He is the black snake of the family.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-09-11T14:54:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=528?Last-one-to-post-wins#263652018-08-29T15:43:33Z2018-08-29T15:43:33Z<p>Now was that very nice?</p>Now was that very nice?Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-08-29T15:43:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=527?Last-one-to-post-wins#263472018-08-24T20:57:20Z2018-08-24T20:57:20Z<p><i>•Yawn•</i>
<br />
What a nice cat nap.
<br />
Oh, how did I get in the back of the line?</p>*Yawn*
What a nice cat nap.
Oh, how did I get in the back of the line?Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-08-24T20:57:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=527?Last-one-to-post-wins#263402018-08-17T14:05:51Z2018-08-17T14:05:51Z<p>I'm a doctor.</p>I'm a doctor.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-08-17T14:05:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=527?Last-one-to-post-wins#263342018-08-16T12:46:46Z2018-08-16T12:46:46Z<p>Fang Thang.</p>Fang Thang.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-08-16T12:46:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=527?Last-one-to-post-wins#263202018-08-13T19:52:50Z2018-08-13T19:52:50Z<p>Down Clown!</p>Down Clown!Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-08-13T19:52:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=527?Last-one-to-post-wins#263172018-08-13T15:25:26Z2018-08-13T15:25:26Z<p>Shouty Pouty :(</p>Shouty Pouty :(Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-08-13T15:25:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=124?The-Next-Poster#61942018-08-07T17:32:21Z2018-08-07T17:32:21Z<p>My sweaty First Mate's tan.</p>
<p>The next poster was lost at sea.</p>My sweaty First Mate's tan.
The next poster was lost at sea.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-08-07T17:32:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=526?Last-one-to-post-wins#262772018-08-06T12:31:20Z2018-08-06T12:31:20Z<p>Beep Beep!</p>Beep Beep!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-08-06T12:31:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=526?Last-one-to-post-wins#262682018-08-03T12:25:37Z2018-08-03T12:25:37Z<p>Is that the same oil you use to keep your hair shiny and full?</p>Is that the same oil you use to keep your hair shiny and full?Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-08-03T12:25:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=526?Last-one-to-post-wins#262622018-08-02T14:41:24Z2018-08-02T14:41:24Z<p>How long have you had this fear of water?</p>How long have you had this fear of water?Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-08-02T14:41:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=523?Last-one-to-post-wins#261122018-07-13T13:32:29Z2018-07-13T13:32:29Z<p>Beep Beep!</p>Beep Beep!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-07-13T13:32:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=523?Last-one-to-post-wins#261052018-07-12T15:32:31Z2018-07-12T15:32:31Z<p>The Saladin will see you now.</p>The Saladin will see you now.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-07-12T15:32:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=522?Last-one-to-post-wins#260932018-07-11T18:29:50Z2018-07-11T18:29:50Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nosferatu Fester Addams wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Very well.</p>
<p>•Puts both hands under the ultra-violet light, waits 10 minutes, then pulls them out.•</p>
<p>Amazing! Not only are my nails neatly trimmed, they are also brilliantly polished to absolute perfection! Thank you, Dr G House, how much money do I owe you? </blockquote><p>Not much. Just a pint of your blood.Nosferatu Fester Addams wrote:Very well.
*Puts both hands under the ultra-violet light, waits 10 minutes, then pulls them out.*
Amazing! Not only are my nails neatly trimmed, they are also brilliantly polished to absolute perfection! Thank you, Dr G House, how much money do I owe you?
Not much. Just a pint of your blood.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-07-11T18:29:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=522?Last-one-to-post-wins#260892018-07-11T14:00:45Z2018-07-11T14:00:45Z<p>I have a treatment for that.
<br />
Just put your hand under this ultra-violet light for 10 minutes and your problem will be gone.</p>I have a treatment for that.
Just put your hand under this ultra-violet light for 10 minutes and your problem will be gone.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-07-11T14:00:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=522?Last-one-to-post-wins#260852018-07-10T14:35:47Z2018-07-10T14:35:47Z<p>No, that is my patented fungal scalp treatment.</p>No, that is my patented fungal scalp treatment.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-07-10T14:35:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsRanger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=137?False-factoids#68162018-07-06T15:50:11Z2018-07-06T15:02:29Z<p>IHIYC was the real reason for Leeroy Jenkins.</p>IHIYC was the real reason for Leeroy Jenkins.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-07-06T15:02:29ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Paizo Blog: Art of the PlanesRanger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lkw8?Art-of-the-Planes#22018-07-05T23:19:16Z2018-07-05T23:19:16Z<p>Is this trip really necessary?</p>Is this trip really necessary?Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-07-05T23:19:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=521?Last-one-to-post-wins#260242018-06-28T16:41:25Z2018-06-28T16:41:25Z<p>BEEP BEEP!</p>BEEP BEEP!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-06-28T16:41:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=136?False-factoids#67992018-06-25T15:27:08Z2018-06-25T15:27:08Z<p>Count Reiner tried to boogie down, but found it too lively.</p>Count Reiner tried to boogie down, but found it too lively.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-06-25T15:27:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=521?Last-one-to-post-wins#260122018-06-25T13:11:32Z2018-06-25T13:11:32Z<p>Come in. Come in.</p>
<p>Now what seems to be the problem?</p>Come in. Come in.
Now what seems to be the problem?Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-06-25T13:11:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=520?Last-one-to-post-wins#259942018-06-22T13:30:43Z2018-06-22T13:30:43Z<p>I hate the red flower.</p>I hate the red flower.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-06-22T13:30:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=520?Last-one-to-post-wins#259752018-06-19T18:09:33Z2018-06-19T18:09:33Z<p>Sorry, Humanoids only.</p>Sorry, Humanoids only.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-06-19T18:09:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=520?Last-one-to-post-wins#259692018-06-18T13:49:58Z2018-06-18T13:49:58Z<p>Spare the rod, spoil the child.</p>Spare the rod, spoil the child.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-06-18T13:49:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=520?Last-one-to-post-wins#259582018-06-15T14:20:51Z2018-06-15T14:20:51Z<p>They'll never take me alive..., oh, wait.</p>They'll never take me alive..., oh, wait.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-06-15T14:20:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=519?Last-one-to-post-wins#259222018-06-07T12:43:51Z2018-06-07T12:43:51Z<p><b>Sneaky Snake Song</b></p>
<p>Boys and girls take warning
<br />
If you go near the lake
<br />
Keep your eyes wide open
<br />
And look for sneaky snake</p>
<p>Now, maybe you won't see him
<br />
And maybe you won't hear
<br />
But he'll sneak up behind you
<br />
And drink all your root beer</p>
<p>And then sneak snake goes dancing
<br />
Wiggling and a-hissing
<br />
Sneaky snake goes dancing
<br />
A-giggling and a-kissing
<br />
I don't like old sneaky snake
<br />
He laughs too much you see
<br />
When he goes wiggling through the grass
<br />
It tickles his underneath</p>
<p>Well sneaky snake drinks root beer
<br />
And he just makes me sick
<br />
When he is not dancing
<br />
He looks just like stick</p>
<p>Now he doesn't have any arms or legs
<br />
You cannot see his ears
<br />
And while we are not looking
<br />
He's stealing all of our beer</p>
<p>And then sneak snake goes dancing
<br />
Wiggling and a-hissing
<br />
Sneaky snake goes dancing
<br />
A-giggling and a-kissing
<br />
I don't like old sneaky snake
<br />
He laughs too much you see
<br />
When he goes wiggling through the grass
<br />
It tickles his underneath</p>Sneaky Snake Song
Boys and girls take warning
If you go near the lake
Keep your eyes wide open
And look for sneaky snake
Now, maybe you won't see him
And maybe you won't hear
But he'll sneak up behind you
And drink all your root beer
And then sneak snake goes dancing
Wiggling and a-hissing
Sneaky snake goes dancing
A-giggling and a-kissing
I don't like old sneaky snake
He laughs too much you see
When he goes wiggling through the grass
It tickles his underneath
Well sneaky snake drinks...Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-06-07T12:43:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=519?Last-one-to-post-wins#259052018-06-05T18:08:26Z2018-06-05T18:08:26Z<p>The Fiendish Bureau of Indifference.</p>The Fiendish Bureau of Indifference.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-06-05T18:08:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=518?Last-one-to-post-wins#259002018-06-05T13:30:38Z2018-06-05T13:30:38Z<p>IHIYC and GoatToucher are going into business together.</p>IHIYC and GoatToucher are going into business together.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-06-05T13:30:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=518?Last-one-to-post-wins#258562018-06-01T14:26:50Z2018-06-01T14:26:50Z<p>Hey, Nightrat.
<br />
You need to check the spelling of your name.
<br />
Since this is only your second post, you should be able to correct it.</p>
<p>We rats must look out for each other.
<br />
<span class=messageboard-ooc>(Yes I know you are technically not a rat, but you took rat as part of your name.)</span></p>Hey, Nightrat.
You need to check the spelling of your name.
Since this is only your second post, you should be able to correct it.
We rats must look out for each other.
(Yes I know you are technically not a rat, but you took rat as part of your name.)Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-06-01T14:26:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=124?The-Next-Poster#61852018-05-31T22:31:36Z2018-05-31T22:31:36Z<p>I am a direct descendant of the great Puss-In-Boots.</p>
<p>The next poster wants to be reincarnated as a parrot.</p>I am a direct descendant of the great Puss-In-Boots.
The next poster wants to be reincarnated as a parrot.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-31T22:31:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=517?Last-one-to-post-wins#258472018-05-31T14:57:31Z2018-05-31T14:40:37Z<p>What a nice compliment.</p>What a nice compliment.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-31T14:40:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=136?False-factoids#67892018-05-24T21:34:32Z2018-05-24T21:34:32Z<p>Grand Magus dies her roots.</p>Grand Magus dies her roots.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-24T21:34:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=262?BANNED#130792018-05-24T20:18:55Z2018-05-24T20:18:55Z<p>Burning Straw man is banned for burning the evidence.</p>Burning Straw man is banned for burning the evidence.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-24T20:18:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=515?Last-one-to-post-wins#257052018-05-22T20:07:35Z2018-05-22T20:07:35Z<p>What, you never once ate a mouseburger with cheese?</p>What, you never once ate a mouseburger with cheese?Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-22T20:07:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=514?Last-one-to-post-wins#257002018-05-22T16:12:48Z2018-05-22T16:12:48Z<p>Lunch Time!</p>
<p><i>Pounces on The Game Hamster.</i></p>Lunch Time!
Pounces on The Game Hamster.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-22T16:12:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=136?False-factoids#67842018-05-17T14:37:44Z2018-05-17T14:37:44Z<p>Dr. Zephyrus Vitruvian studies flatulence up close and personal.</p>Dr. Zephyrus Vitruvian studies flatulence up close and personal.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-17T14:37:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=104?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#51542018-05-17T14:35:18Z2018-05-17T14:35:18Z<p>The not so happy elf.</p>The not so happy elf.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-17T14:35:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=514?Last-one-to-post-wins#256642018-05-15T15:33:26Z2018-05-15T15:33:26Z<p><a href="http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMDU0/z/lDcAAMXQVERSwNS4/$_57.JPG?set_id=880000500F" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Something like this?</a></p>Something like this?Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-15T15:33:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Promotion!Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uo8y&page=2?Promotion#672018-05-08T00:01:13Z2018-05-08T00:00:39Z<p>Mercutio was promoted to corpse by Tybalt.</p>Mercutio was promoted to corpse by Tybalt.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-08T00:00:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=136?False-factoids#67752018-05-07T23:43:57Z2018-05-07T23:43:57Z<p>Xavante coloring reflects his mood. He is very sad right now.</p>Xavante coloring reflects his mood. He is very sad right now.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-07T23:43:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=513?Last-one-to-post-wins#256282018-05-07T23:41:42Z2018-05-07T23:41:42Z<p>RRRRAAAAWWWWWRRRRR RRAWWRRR•
<br />
•Don't know why I agreed to this, but here is the bag of gems I was caring for.
<br />
The Count asked me to give them to you.</p>
<p><i>Leaves the clinic.</i></p>RRRRAAAAWWWWWRRRRR RRAWWRRR*
*Don't know why I agreed to this, but here is the bag of gems I was caring for.
The Count asked me to give them to you.
Leaves the clinic.Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-07T23:41:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=513?Last-one-to-post-wins#256252018-05-07T21:29:52Z2018-05-07T21:29:52Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Iron Federation Drone wrote:</div><blockquote> <b>Mush</b> too poorly executed.</blockquote><p>What do I look like to you, a sled dog?Iron Federation Drone wrote:Mush too poorly executed.
What do I look like to you, a sled dog?Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-07T21:29:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=513?Last-one-to-post-wins#256072018-05-04T19:57:44Z2018-05-04T19:57:44Z<p><b>RRRRAAAAWWWRRRR</b>•</p>
<p><i>•No pummeling the bears!</i></p>RRRRAAAAWWWRRRR*
*No pummeling the bears!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-04T19:57:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=513?Last-one-to-post-wins#256032018-05-04T14:59:25Z2018-05-04T14:59:25Z<p>Since this is a pan-galactic tour, will you be bringing any Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters?</p>Since this is a pan-galactic tour, will you be bringing any Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters?Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-04T14:59:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=512?Last-one-to-post-wins#255922018-05-02T19:32:00Z2018-05-02T19:31:13Z<p>That's okay. Grandpa has a dozen more, one from each grandkid.</p>That's okay. Grandpa has a dozen more, one from each grandkid.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-02T19:31:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=512?Last-one-to-post-wins#255882018-05-01T13:58:08Z2018-05-01T13:58:08Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Vidmaster7 wrote:</div><blockquote> Beep </blockquote><p><i>Beep Beep</i>Vidmaster7 wrote:Beep
Beep BeepBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-05-01T13:58:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=511?Last-one-to-post-wins#255462018-04-23T16:31:56Z2018-04-23T16:31:56Z<p>Got out of there just in time.
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Wonder what they served instead of sushi.</p>Got out of there just in time.
Wonder what they served instead of sushi.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-04-23T16:31:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=511?Last-one-to-post-wins#255432018-04-23T12:48:25Z2018-04-23T12:48:25Z<p>Brine it on!</p>Brine it on!Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-04-23T12:48:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=511?Last-one-to-post-wins#255372018-04-20T21:06:16Z2018-04-20T21:05:57Z<p>Filled with my finest hairball hacks, thank you very much.</p>Filled with my finest hairball hacks, thank you very much.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-04-20T21:05:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=136?False-factoids#67652018-04-19T21:23:18Z2018-04-19T21:23:18Z<p>The count is a party animal.</p>The count is a party animal.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-04-19T21:23:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=511?Last-one-to-post-wins#255192018-04-18T18:57:09Z2018-04-18T18:56:43Z<p>I used to be average until I got a beauty treatment.
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Now I am BEAUTIFUL!</p>I used to be average until I got a beauty treatment.
Now I am BEAUTIFUL!Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-04-18T18:56:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Promotion!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uo8y&page=2?Promotion#582018-04-16T20:23:00Z2018-04-16T20:13:35Z<p>Toucher of Goats was promoted because he has all the blackmail photos.</p>Toucher of Goats was promoted because he has all the blackmail photos.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-04-16T20:13:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsRanger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=510?Last-one-to-post-wins#254672018-04-06T21:07:31Z2018-04-06T21:07:31Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Pulg wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Count Reiner Heydrich wrote:</div><blockquote> Normally, if you can't change it when you find it, you're supposed to drop it and leave it alone for fear it will sneak up on you in the middle of the night and do GoatToucher style things to you. </blockquote>Wasn't GoatToucher Style a novelty dance smash hit about three or four years ago, with accompanying dance routine, or was that just a beautiful dream I had? </blockquote><p>Not a dream, more a nightmare.Pulg wrote:Count Reiner Heydrich wrote: Normally, if you can't change it when you find it, you're supposed to drop it and leave it alone for fear it will sneak up on you in the middle of the night and do GoatToucher style things to you.
Wasn't GoatToucher Style a novelty dance smash hit about three or four years ago, with accompanying dance routine, or was that just a beautiful dream I had? Not a dream, more a nightmare.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-04-06T21:07:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsRanger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=510?Last-one-to-post-wins#254622018-04-05T13:03:56Z2018-04-05T13:03:56Z<p><i>shivers</i></p>shiversRanger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-04-05T13:03:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsRanger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=510?Last-one-to-post-wins#254602018-04-04T16:26:04Z2018-04-04T16:26:04Z<p>You have to keep it since it was too late to change it when you found it.</p>You have to keep it since it was too late to change it when you found it.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-04-04T16:26:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=135?False-factoids#67212018-04-02T21:51:14Z2018-04-02T21:51:14Z<p>GoatToucher only has one use for Colombian coffee.</p>GoatToucher only has one use for Colombian coffee.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-04-02T21:51:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=262?BANNED#130762018-04-02T21:46:57Z2018-04-02T21:46:57Z<p>Monica is banned for orchestrating the whole thing.</p>Monica is banned for orchestrating the whole thing.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-04-02T21:46:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=510?Last-one-to-post-wins#254552018-03-30T18:36:23Z2018-03-30T18:36:23Z<p><i>•Beep Beep•</i></p>*Beep Beep*Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-03-30T18:36:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=262?BANNED#130722018-03-30T18:24:07Z2018-03-30T18:24:07Z<p>Angry Little Guy is banned for making me snort my drink out my nose.</p>Angry Little Guy is banned for making me snort my drink out my nose.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-03-30T18:24:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=135?False-factoids#67132018-03-28T20:19:50Z2018-03-28T20:19:50Z<p>The count is actually a ketchup bottle drinker.</p>The count is actually a ketchup bottle drinker.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-03-28T20:19:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=262?BANNED#130682018-03-23T20:24:37Z2018-03-23T20:24:37Z<p>Dr. Sigmund is banned for that cheesy handlebar mustache; also the ruffles which are so last year.</p>Dr. Sigmund is banned for that cheesy handlebar mustache; also the ruffles which are so last year.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-03-23T20:24:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=509?Last-one-to-post-wins#254262018-03-23T16:02:40Z2018-03-23T16:01:47Z<p><i>Look into my eyes.</i></p>Look into my eyes.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-03-23T16:01:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=509?Last-one-to-post-wins#254192018-03-20T16:03:10Z2018-03-20T16:03:10Z<p>Quit while you are ahead.</p>Quit while you are ahead.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-03-20T16:03:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBelphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=509?Last-one-to-post-wins#254102018-03-16T19:47:17Z2018-03-16T19:47:17Z<p>The only problem that I find with the revival is she now flash fries them.</p>The only problem that I find with the revival is she now flash fries them.Belphegor (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-03-16T19:47:17ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Gruumash, Why are you so Awesome?Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2nr5v&page=16?Gruumash-Why-are-you-so-Awesome#7522018-03-14T14:19:14Z2018-03-14T14:19:14Z<p>Viva el Gruumash!</p>Viva el Gruumash!Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-03-14T14:19:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=509?Last-one-to-post-wins#254072018-03-13T23:02:49Z2018-03-13T23:02:49Z<p><b>Beep Beep</b>
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•Runs away at 88 MPH.•</p>Beep Beep
*Runs away at 88 MPH.*Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-03-13T23:02:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=509?Last-one-to-post-wins#254042018-03-13T14:40:00Z2018-03-13T14:40:00Z<p><i>Beep Beep</i></p>Beep BeepBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-03-13T14:40:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=506?Last-one-to-post-wins#252852018-02-20T17:17:38Z2018-02-20T17:17:38Z<p>Someone has a brass deficiency.</p>Someone has a brass deficiency.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-02-20T17:17:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=503?Last-one-to-post-wins#251412018-01-25T17:33:50Z2018-01-25T17:33:50Z<p>Thanks for the lunch.</p>
<p>Nom Nom Nom!</p>Thanks for the lunch.
Nom Nom Nom!Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2018-01-25T17:33:50ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Paizo Blog: It's a Dangerous WorldShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/community/blog/v5748dyo5lk94?Its-a-Dangerous-World#102017-11-13T23:10:40Z2017-11-13T17:03:16Z<p>Don't do it Droogami. You will only regret it.</p>Don't do it Droogami. You will only regret it.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-11-13T17:03:16ZRe: Forums: Movies: R.I.P Haruo NakajimaMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ui5l?RIP-Haruo-Nakajima#22017-08-11T00:09:27Z2017-08-07T21:38:14Z<p><b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLs4yidfy1M" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Roar</a></b></p>RoarMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-08-07T21:38:14ZRe: Forums: Movies: Thor: Ragnarok trailerMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua90&page=3?Thor-Ragnarok-trailer#1492017-07-28T18:54:03Z2017-07-28T18:54:03Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The ə! wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Midgard Serpent wrote:</div><blockquote><p> I better be in it, or someone at Marvel will be eater!•
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</blockquote><p>•• spoiler omitted ••
<p>If you're looking for suggestions, I'd recommend Joe Quesada and Ike Perlmutter. </blockquote><p>•Eaten. Stupid spell check.The ə! wrote:Midgard Serpent wrote:I better be in it, or someone at Marvel will be eater!*
** spoiler omitted ** If you're looking for suggestions, I'd recommend Joe Quesada and Ike Perlmutter. *Eaten. Stupid spell check.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-07-28T18:54:03ZRe: Forums: Movies: Thor: Ragnarok trailerMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ua90&page=3?Thor-Ragnarok-trailer#1472017-07-29T01:15:23Z2017-07-28T14:55:38Z<p>I better be in it, or someone at Marvel will be eater!</p>I better be in it, or someone at Marvel will be eater!Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-07-28T14:55:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=471?Last-one-to-post-wins#235382017-07-11T20:46:50Z2017-07-11T20:46:50Z<p>with a side of Mowgli on the uh... side.</p>with a side of Mowgli on the uh... side.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-07-11T20:46:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=469?Last-one-to-post-wins#234042017-06-28T21:05:36Z2017-06-28T21:05:36Z<p>Puny rodent.</p>Puny rodent.Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-06-28T21:05:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=468?Last-one-to-post-wins#233762017-06-23T21:22:29Z2017-06-23T21:22:29Z<p>Lunch is served. And some reading material to boot.</p>Lunch is served. And some reading material to boot.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-06-23T21:22:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=33?Dice-rolling-thread#16372017-06-22T16:25:44Z2017-06-22T16:25:44Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bluff:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 ⇒ (20) + 10 = 30</span></p>[dice=Bluff]1d20+10[/dice]Cluny the Scourge (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-06-22T16:25:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=259?BANNED#129242017-05-26T17:15:34Z2017-05-26T17:15:34Z<p>A Saliva Colonizer is banned for drooling.</p>A Saliva Colonizer is banned for drooling.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-05-26T17:15:34ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=33?Dice-rolling-thread#16122017-05-24T22:08:17Z2017-05-24T22:08:01Z<p>Not even a mouthful.
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Limbs stuck between teeth:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d5 - 1 ⇒ (3) - 1 = 2</span></p>Not even a mouthful.
[dice=Limbs stuck between teeth]1d5-1[/dice]Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-05-24T22:08:01ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=33?Dice-rolling-thread#16102017-05-23T23:03:38Z2017-05-23T23:02:14Z<p>1 Bite attack for each row of teeth.
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 25 ⇒ (16) + 25 = 41</span><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Chomp:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">8d12 + 24 ⇒ (4, 2, 2, 5, 11, 10, 7, 6) + 24 = 71</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 25 ⇒ (10) + 25 = 35</span><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Chomp:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">8d12 + 24 ⇒ (11, 10, 9, 1, 1, 8, 6, 12) + 24 = 82</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 25 ⇒ (15) + 25 = 40</span><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Chomp:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">8d12 + 24 ⇒ (9, 12, 9, 11, 2, 5, 9, 1) + 24 = 82</span></p>1 Bite attack for each row of teeth.
[dice=Bite]1d20+25[/dice][dice=Chomp]8d12+24[/dice]
[dice=Bite]1d20+25[/dice][dice=Chomp]8d12+24[/dice]
[dice=Bite]1d20+25[/dice][dice=Chomp]8d12+24[/dice]Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-05-23T23:02:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=464?Last-one-to-post-wins#231862017-05-22T21:54:47Z2017-05-22T21:54:47Z<p>Hmph! Not enough meat on their bones. And who wants frostbite?</p>
<p><i>•Swims away</i></p>Hmph! Not enough meat on their bones. And who wants frostbite?
*Swims awayBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-05-22T21:54:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Minion MisunderstandingSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uaz6&page=3?Minion-Misunderstanding#1282017-05-22T21:52:08Z2017-05-22T21:52:08Z<p>Yes master. One Volga on the rocks coming up.</p>
<p>Minions, sing me to sleep.</p>Yes master. One Volga on the rocks coming up.
Minions, sing me to sleep.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-05-22T21:52:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=464?Last-one-to-post-wins#231842017-05-22T21:24:11Z2017-05-22T21:24:11Z<p>Du-Dum. Du-Dum.</p>Du-Dum. Du-Dum.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2017-05-22T21:24:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=101?The-Next-Poster#50292016-11-18T17:45:20Z2016-11-18T17:45:20Z<p>True, but if I showed it to you, I would have to eat you.</p>
<p>The next poster is a semaphore.</p>True, but if I showed it to you, I would have to eat you.
The next poster is a semaphore.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-11-18T17:45:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=101?The-Next-Poster#50082016-10-24T16:25:11Z2016-10-24T16:25:11Z<p>I went as a mouse trap.</p>
<p>The next poster likes a weird food.</p>I went as a mouse trap.
The next poster likes a weird food.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-24T16:25:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=115?False-factoids#57502016-10-21T17:29:54Z2016-10-21T17:29:54Z<p>Ventnor bought the first autographed copy.</p>Ventnor bought the first autographed copy.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-21T17:29:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=412?Last-one-to-post-wins#205752016-10-21T14:44:03Z2016-10-21T14:44:03Z<p>I remember when they used to use to use fresh blood. It just seems too tame now-a-days.</p>I remember when they used to use to use fresh blood. It just seems too tame now-a-days.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-21T14:44:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=257?BANNED#128242016-10-21T14:23:05Z2016-10-21T14:23:05Z<p>JYAC is banned for being afraid to say the word banned.</p>JYAC is banned for being afraid to say the word banned.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-21T14:23:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=100?The-Next-Poster#49862016-10-18T21:53:36Z2016-10-18T21:53:36Z<p>RRRAAAWWWRRR•</p>
<p>•He's my boyfriend.</p>
<p>RAAAWWRRRRR!•</p>
<p>•The next poster is jealous.</p>RRRAAAWWWRRR*
*He's my boyfriend.
RAAAWWRRRRR!*
*The next poster is jealous.Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-18T21:53:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsKat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=115?False-factoids#57252016-10-18T21:32:06Z2016-10-18T21:32:06Z<p>Pulg waxes his scalp.</p>Pulg waxes his scalp.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-18T21:32:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=412?Last-one-to-post-wins#205572016-10-18T21:29:32Z2016-10-18T21:29:32Z<p>Snack Time.</p>Snack Time.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-18T21:29:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=24?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#11722016-10-18T21:28:16Z2016-10-18T21:28:16Z<p>...Agent 96</p>...Agent 96Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-18T21:28:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=257?BANNED#128152016-10-17T22:39:29Z2016-10-17T22:39:29Z<p>Banned for posting anonymously.</p>Banned for posting anonymously.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-17T22:39:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=411?Last-one-to-post-wins#205092016-10-12T21:15:10Z2016-10-12T21:15:10Z<p>I'm making my special apple pie.</p>I'm making my special apple pie.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-12T21:15:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=89?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#44322016-10-12T14:11:12Z2016-10-12T14:11:12Z<p>The inspiration for all the creepy clowns across America.</p>The inspiration for all the creepy clowns across America.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-12T14:11:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=411?Last-one-to-post-wins#205062016-10-12T14:07:22Z2016-10-12T14:07:22Z<p>Why me?</p>Why me?Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-12T14:07:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=23?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#11422016-10-12T14:06:28Z2016-10-12T14:06:28Z<p>...Thor!</p>...Thor!Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-10-12T14:06:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=409?Last-one-to-post-wins#204092016-09-28T16:16:36Z2016-09-28T16:16:36Z<p>Beep</p>BeepBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-28T16:16:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=409?Last-one-to-post-wins#204052016-09-28T14:04:00Z2016-09-28T14:04:00Z<p>Beep Beep!</p>Beep Beep!Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-28T14:04:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=408?Last-one-to-post-wins#203782016-09-23T20:58:39Z2016-09-23T20:58:39Z<p>Thank you.</p>
<p><i>nom nom nom</i></p>Thank you.
nom nom nomBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-23T20:58:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=408?Last-one-to-post-wins#203742016-09-23T20:24:15Z2016-09-23T20:24:15Z<p>Without letting me getting a bite first?</p>Without letting me getting a bite first?Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-23T20:24:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=23?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#11242016-09-20T14:29:08Z2016-09-20T14:29:08Z<p>...<a href="https://fractalenlightenment.com/32075/life/the-fifth-horseman-of-the-apocalypse-providence" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">The Fifth Horseman</a></p>...The Fifth HorsemanMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-20T14:29:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=407?Last-one-to-post-wins#203372016-09-20T14:09:25Z2016-09-20T14:09:25Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Uncle Teddy's Bear, Fred wrote:</div><blockquote> Are things getting dire? </blockquote><p>RRRAAAHHHHRRRR!!•
<p>•Yep!</p>Uncle Teddy's Bear, Fred wrote:Are things getting dire?
RRRAAAHHHHRRRR!!* *Yep!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-20T14:09:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=407?Last-one-to-post-wins#203142016-09-15T14:04:51Z2016-09-15T14:04:51Z<p>No, that was last year's special.
<br />
This year's is about GoatToucher stranded on rubber raft adrift at sea surrounded by sharks.</p>No, that was last year's special.
This year's is about GoatToucher stranded on rubber raft adrift at sea surrounded by sharks.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-15T14:04:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=407?Last-one-to-post-wins#203092016-09-14T21:21:29Z2016-09-14T21:21:29Z<p>There is no competition. I have already won.</p>There is no competition. I have already won.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-14T21:21:29ZRe: Forums: Product Discussion: Pathfinder Roleplaying Game: Bestiary 6 (PFRPG)Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/products/btpy9r1y/discuss&page=12?Pathfinder-Roleplaying-Game-Bestiary-6#5922016-09-12T21:23:17Z2016-09-12T16:25:14Z<p>I wonder if I am in this one?
<br />
They gave that silly <a href="http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/bestiary2/jabberwock.html#jabberwock" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Jabberwock</a> his own entry. So it is my turn now.</p>I wonder if I am in this one?
They gave that silly Jabberwock his own entry. So it is my turn now.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-12T16:25:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=23?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#11142016-09-09T13:32:29Z2016-09-09T13:32:29Z<p>...Sharknado.</p>...Sharknado.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-09T13:32:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=89?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#44102023-08-29T20:17:22Z2016-09-08T14:05:29Z<p>Laser Clown's pet.</p>Laser Clown's pet.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-08T14:05:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=406?Last-one-to-post-wins#202682016-09-08T14:04:29Z2016-09-08T14:04:29Z<p>At least it wasn't the Relaxing Couch.</p>At least it wasn't the Relaxing Couch.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-08T14:04:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=406?Last-one-to-post-wins#202512016-09-07T23:24:03Z2016-09-07T21:19:38Z<p>•Driving train.</p>
<p><i>Beep Beep</i></p>*Driving train.
Beep BeepBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-07T21:19:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: A Cuddle of Goblins (and Other Pathfinder Collective Nouns)Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sq7z&page=9?A-Cuddle-of-Goblins#4492016-09-07T16:38:02Z2016-09-07T16:38:02Z<p><i>Beep Beep</i><b>•</b>
<br />
•A flop of Big Bad Wolves of Karazhan.</p>
<p><i>Beep Beep</i><b>•</b>
<br />
•A _________ of Abyssal Stalkers.</p>Beep Beep*
*A flop of Big Bad Wolves of Karazhan.
Beep Beep*
*A _________ of Abyssal Stalkers.Beep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-07T16:38:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=405?Last-one-to-post-wins#202452016-09-07T16:34:22Z2016-09-07T16:34:22Z<p><i>Beep Beep</i>
<br />
<b><i>•ZOOM</i></b></p>Beep Beep
*ZOOMBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-07T16:34:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=111?False-factoids#55412016-09-07T15:43:12Z2016-09-07T15:43:12Z<p>Molten Dragon is a firm believer in burning fan fiction.</p>Molten Dragon is a firm believer in burning fan fiction.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-07T15:43:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=405?Last-one-to-post-wins#202432016-09-07T19:19:06Z2016-09-07T15:24:13Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Molten Dragon wrote:</div><blockquote> •Attempts to roll boulder on the hiding Pulg. Naturally it rolls back on to me. Holds up sign that reads "Doh!"• </blockquote><p><i>Beep Beep</i>Molten Dragon wrote:*Attempts to roll boulder on the hiding Pulg. Naturally it rolls back on to me. Holds up sign that reads "Doh!"*
Beep BeepBeep Beep (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-07T15:24:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=88?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#43632016-09-01T16:05:55Z2016-09-01T16:05:55Z<p>Mr. Too much lighter fluid.</p>Mr. Too much lighter fluid.Kat's Eye (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-09-01T16:05:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=404?Last-one-to-post-wins#201622016-08-29T19:08:49Z2016-08-29T19:08:49Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Anonymous Warrior wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
<b>I AM THAT GUY!</b></blockquote><p>Any relation to <b><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zoh1LGADKI8" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">That Girl?</a></b>Anonymous Warrior wrote:I AM THAT GUY!
Any relation to That Girl?Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-08-29T19:08:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=110?False-factoids#54932016-08-29T21:22:53Z2016-08-29T18:26:53Z<p>That is because Molten Dragon melts all his modern computers whenever he gets a new one.</p>That is because Molten Dragon melts all his modern computers whenever he gets a new one.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-08-29T18:26:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=23?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#11062016-08-26T19:35:50Z2016-08-26T19:35:50Z<p>...the giggles.</p>...the giggles.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-08-26T19:35:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=257?BANNED#128062016-08-26T19:12:44Z2016-08-26T19:12:44Z<p>Banned because it its Friday.</p>Banned because it its Friday.Bigger Shark (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-08-26T19:12:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=403?Last-one-to-post-wins#201442016-08-26T18:56:29Z2016-08-26T18:56:29Z<p><b>RRRRRAAAAWWWWWHHHHRRRRR</b></p>RRRRRAAAAWWWWWHHHHRRRRRAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-08-26T18:56:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=397?Last-one-to-post-wins#198402016-07-25T14:53:11Z2016-07-25T14:53:11Z<p>DOH!</p>DOH!Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-25T14:53:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=397?Last-one-to-post-wins#198122016-07-22T14:37:07Z2016-07-22T14:37:07Z<p>Belay that recruit.</p>Belay that recruit.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-22T14:37:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=396?Last-one-to-post-wins#197942016-07-21T17:32:32Z2016-07-21T17:32:32Z<p>You were a little longer, 13 minutes.</p>You were a little longer, 13 minutes.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-21T17:32:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=396?Last-one-to-post-wins#197742016-07-20T15:56:33Z2016-07-20T15:56:33Z<p>If I took any more, I would have killed him.</p>If I took any more, I would have killed him.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-20T15:56:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=396?Last-one-to-post-wins#197702016-07-20T15:20:02Z2016-07-20T15:20:02Z<p>He mistakenly came into my lobotomy clinic instead of my dental clinic.</p>He mistakenly came into my lobotomy clinic instead of my dental clinic.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-20T15:20:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=395?Last-one-to-post-wins#197452016-07-19T20:13:43Z2016-07-19T20:13:43Z<p>•Throws him into the wood chipper for good measure.•</p>
<p>He did ask for that after all.</p>*Throws him into the wood chipper for good measure.*
He did ask for that after all.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-19T20:13:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=394?Last-one-to-post-wins#196672016-07-15T13:43:11Z2016-07-15T13:43:11Z<p>That was only a trick.</p>That was only a trick.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-15T13:43:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Paladin fell because...Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t0f3&page=15?The-Paladin-fell-because#7182016-07-14T16:53:23Z2016-07-14T16:53:23Z<p>The Paladin fell because the Antipaladin was the better cheat.</p>
<p>The Paladin went to the King's Castle.</p>The Paladin fell because the Antipaladin was the better cheat.
The Paladin went to the King's Castle.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-14T16:53:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=393?Last-one-to-post-wins#196392016-07-13T21:04:16Z2016-07-13T21:04:16Z<p>YUM, Minty!</p>YUM, Minty!Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-13T21:04:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=393?Last-one-to-post-wins#196372016-07-13T20:22:38Z2016-07-13T20:22:38Z<p>So HUNGRY!</p>So HUNGRY!Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-13T20:22:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=86?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#42732016-07-13T13:48:43Z2016-07-13T13:48:43Z<p>Breakfast!</p>Breakfast!Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-13T13:48:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=393?Last-one-to-post-wins#196302016-07-13T13:47:49Z2016-07-13T13:47:49Z<p><i>•Eats KK when he tries to take frond.</i></p>*Eats KK when he tries to take frond.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-13T13:47:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=393?Last-one-to-post-wins#196282016-07-13T13:43:37Z2016-07-13T13:43:37Z<p>You can use one of my fronds to blow your nose. Just come over here and I will help you out.</p>You can use one of my fronds to blow your nose. Just come over here and I will help you out.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-13T13:43:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=393?Last-one-to-post-wins#196152016-07-12T20:14:24Z2016-07-12T20:14:24Z<p>Too bad, now the win will never come to you.</p>Too bad, now the win will never come to you.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-12T20:14:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=86?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#42692016-07-12T20:13:39Z2016-07-12T20:13:39Z<p>Sulfur bomb.</p>Sulfur bomb.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-12T20:13:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=105?False-factoids#52372016-07-12T20:12:36Z2016-07-12T20:12:36Z<p>KK is the ultimate party crasher.</p>KK is the ultimate party crasher.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-12T20:12:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=255?BANNED#127232016-07-12T14:31:38Z2016-07-12T14:31:38Z<p>KK is banned for giving alcohol to miners.</p>KK is banned for giving alcohol to miners.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-12T14:31:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The answers to your questions are ...Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qrsu&page=8?The-answers-to-your-questions-are#3832016-07-11T18:48:30Z2016-07-11T18:48:30Z<p>Questions:</p>
<p>1. I hear you crashed landed into GoatToucher's playroom. What would you say of your experience?
<br />
2. I hear he offered you permanent membership in his club?
<br />
3. What happened to the stuff you were taking to the Bake Sale?</p>
<p>Answers:</p>
<p>1. The opposite of maybe.
<br />
2. Around the bend.
<br />
3. The Bird.</p>Questions:
1. I hear you crashed landed into GoatToucher's playroom. What would you say of your experience?
2. I hear he offered you permanent membership in his club?
3. What happened to the stuff you were taking to the Bake Sale?
Answers:
1. The opposite of maybe.
2. Around the bend.
3. The Bird.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-11T18:48:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=392?Last-one-to-post-wins#195902016-07-11T17:17:01Z2016-07-11T17:17:01Z<p><i>•Hsss</i></p>*HsssMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-11T17:17:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=19?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#9422016-07-11T17:16:00Z2016-07-11T17:16:00Z<p><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2091256/?ref_=nv_sr_6" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">...Captain Underpants</a></p>...Captain UnderpantsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-11T17:16:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=392?Last-one-to-post-wins#195592016-07-08T19:08:02Z2016-07-08T19:08:02Z<p>Trooper, get in there and fight. Or are you yeller?</p>Trooper, get in there and fight. Or are you yeller?Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-08T19:08:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=391?Last-one-to-post-wins#195402016-07-07T16:29:19Z2016-07-07T16:29:19Z<p>Sure, I transplant his old one onto you.</p>Sure, I transplant his old one onto you.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-07T16:29:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=98?The-Next-Poster#48562016-07-07T16:28:22Z2016-07-07T16:28:22Z<p>I could have sworn I just saw a... Nah, must have been my imagination.</p>
<p>The next poster has a vivid sense of self.</p>I could have sworn I just saw a... Nah, must have been my imagination.
The next poster has a vivid sense of self.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-07T16:28:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=391?Last-one-to-post-wins#195382016-07-07T16:26:17Z2016-07-07T16:26:17Z<p>I can give him a new one.</p>I can give him a new one.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-07T16:26:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=104?False-factoids#51692016-07-06T16:42:15Z2016-07-06T16:42:15Z<p>KenderKin is a door to door salesman of mixers, power tools and fireworks.</p>KenderKin is a door to door salesman of mixers, power tools and fireworks.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-06T16:42:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=391?Last-one-to-post-wins#195302016-07-06T13:28:27Z2016-07-06T13:28:27Z<p>ATTENSHUN!</p>ATTENSHUN!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-07-06T13:28:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=28?Dice-rolling-thread#13752016-06-30T22:30:19Z2016-06-30T22:30:19Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Squirrelshades wrote:</div><blockquote><p> Still a bust. A failure like the rest of us.</p>
<p>By the way when you roll the suit you should go by order of value. I went alternating colors 1: diamonds, 2: clubs, 3: hearts, 4: spades. Alternatively its 1 clubs, 2 diamonds, 3 hearts and 4 spades </blockquote><p>I always goes hearts, spades, diamonds and clubs because that is the way it was set up in early computer card games.Squirrelshades wrote:Still a bust. A failure like the rest of us.
By the way when you roll the suit you should go by order of value. I went alternating colors 1: diamonds, 2: clubs, 3: hearts, 4: spades. Alternatively its 1 clubs, 2 diamonds, 3 hearts and 4 spades
I always goes hearts, spades, diamonds and clubs because that is the way it was set up in early computer card games.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-30T22:30:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=390?Last-one-to-post-wins#194732016-06-30T14:49:26Z2016-06-30T14:49:26Z<p>Supper Time... I mean Winning.</p>Supper Time... I mean Winning.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-30T14:49:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=103?False-factoids#51102016-06-29T19:18:27Z2016-06-29T19:18:27Z<p>KenderKin was eaten, but spit back out after leaving a bad taste in the mouth.</p>KenderKin was eaten, but spit back out after leaving a bad taste in the mouth.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-29T19:18:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=28?Dice-rolling-thread#13722016-06-29T17:26:06Z2016-06-29T17:26:06Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Rennaivx wrote:</div><blockquote><p> 1d13; 1d4
</p>
1d13; 1d4</p>
<p>6 of diamonds and 8 of hearts for 14...hit me!</p>
<p>1d13; 1d4</p>
<p>12 of diamonds for 26...about as busted as it gets. ;) </blockquote><p>That would be Queen of Diamonds (10) for 24.Rennaivx wrote:1d13; 1d4
1d13; 1d46 of diamonds and 8 of hearts for 14...hit me!
1d13; 1d4
12 of diamonds for 26...about as busted as it gets. ;)
That would be Queen of Diamonds (10) for 24.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-29T17:26:06ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=28?Dice-rolling-thread#13682016-06-29T13:40:55Z2016-06-29T13:40:55Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d13 ⇒ 1</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 1</span> Ace of Hearts
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice">1d13 ⇒ 5</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 3</span> Five of Diamonds
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6 or 16
<br />
Hit me.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d13 ⇒ 8</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 2</span> Eight of Spades
<br />
14
<br />
Hit me.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d13 ⇒ 10</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 ⇒ 3</span> 10 of Diamonds.
<br />
24
<br />
Busted!</p>[dice]1d13[/dice] [dice]1d4[/dice] Ace of Hearts
[dice]1d13[/dice] [dice]1d4[/dice] Five of Diamonds
6 or 16
Hit me.
[dice]1d13[/dice] [dice]1d4[/dice] Eight of Spades
14
Hit me.
[dice]1d13[/dice] [dice]1d4[/dice] 10 of Diamonds.
24
Busted!Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-29T13:40:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=390?Last-one-to-post-wins#194562016-06-28T16:10:28Z2016-06-28T16:10:28Z<p>You can't handle a pony.</p>You can't handle a pony.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-28T16:10:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=102?False-factoids#50972016-06-28T15:05:46Z2016-06-28T15:05:46Z<p>Molten Dragon was rated 4F.</p>Molten Dragon was rated 4F.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-28T15:05:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=102?False-factoids#50922016-06-27T22:09:23Z2016-06-27T22:09:23Z<p>Molten Dragon played the prank that got the feud started.</p>Molten Dragon played the prank that got the feud started.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-27T22:09:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=389?Last-one-to-post-wins#194192016-06-22T16:12:56Z2016-06-22T16:12:56Z<p>Shouldn't that be ankles?</p>Shouldn't that be ankles?Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-22T16:12:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=389?Last-one-to-post-wins#194162016-06-22T15:18:21Z2016-06-22T15:18:21Z<p>There's not much damage 20 zombies who are only 2" tall can do.</p>There's not much damage 20 zombies who are only 2" tall can do.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-22T15:18:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=389?Last-one-to-post-wins#194042016-06-21T20:47:46Z2016-06-21T20:47:46Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">ADD Dog wrote:</div><blockquote> I'm sorry I ate your house shoes and peed on your bed. </blockquote><p>Alright recruit. Its the collar of shame for you.ADD Dog wrote:I'm sorry I ate your house shoes and peed on your bed.
Alright recruit. Its the collar of shame for you.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-21T20:47:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=387?Last-one-to-post-wins#193492016-06-17T19:16:48Z2016-06-17T19:16:48Z<p>You are a disgrace to the corps.</p>You are a disgrace to the corps.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-17T19:16:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=387?Last-one-to-post-wins#193472016-06-17T18:56:21Z2016-06-17T18:56:21Z<p>Raw Steak...
<br />
NO! Must resist.</p>Raw Steak...
NO! Must resist.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-17T18:56:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=387?Last-one-to-post-wins#193452016-06-17T18:39:23Z2016-06-17T18:39:23Z<p>I do not take orders from you.</p>I do not take orders from you.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-17T18:39:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=387?Last-one-to-post-wins#193432016-06-17T18:16:47Z2016-06-17T18:16:47Z<p>AAATENNNNSHUN!</p>
<p>Cease and desist that howling NOW!</p>
<p>You will only howl when ordered to!</p>AAATENNNNSHUN!
Cease and desist that howling NOW!
You will only howl when ordered to!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-17T18:16:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Comically misspelled spellsRanger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2oul8&page=4?Comically-misspelled-spells#1552018-11-29T00:35:54Z2016-06-17T13:11:05Z<p>Abort Face</p>Abort FaceRanger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-17T13:11:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=101?False-factoids#50012016-06-17T13:04:07Z2016-06-17T13:04:07Z<p>Pulg is a spokesperson for the Hair for men club.</p>Pulg is a spokesperson for the Hair for men club.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-17T13:04:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=254?BANNED#126882016-06-17T12:52:53Z2016-06-17T12:52:53Z<p>Poog is banned, just on general causes.</p>Poog is banned, just on general causes.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-17T12:52:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=387?Last-one-to-post-wins#193322016-06-16T22:38:45Z2016-06-16T22:38:45Z<p>Tellypens?</p>Tellypens?Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-16T22:38:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=100?False-factoids#49932016-06-16T19:41:56Z2016-06-16T18:43:51Z<p>And Ventnor has the wounds to prove it.</p>And Ventnor has the wounds to prove it.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-16T18:43:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=86?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#42512016-06-13T13:40:37Z2016-06-13T13:40:37Z<p>Party line adherer.</p>Party line adherer.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-13T13:40:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=386?Last-one-to-post-wins#192962016-06-10T20:35:26Z2016-06-10T20:35:26Z<p>Of course. We have a mounted cavalry.</p>Of course. We have a mounted cavalry.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-10T20:35:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=99?False-factoids#49272016-06-10T16:50:39Z2016-06-10T16:50:39Z<p>KK faxed me the secret original recipe.</p>KK faxed me the secret original recipe.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-10T16:50:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=386?Last-one-to-post-wins#192892016-06-10T16:48:32Z2016-06-10T16:48:32Z<p>FIRE!</p>FIRE!Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-10T16:48:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=386?Last-one-to-post-wins#192862016-06-10T16:31:03Z2016-06-10T16:31:03Z<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>You want the squirrel? You can't handle the squirrel!</span></b></p>You want the squirrel? You can't handle the squirrel!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-10T16:31:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=99?False-factoids#49172016-06-09T23:20:53Z2016-06-09T23:20:53Z<p>KenderKin eats three round meals a day.</p>KenderKin eats three round meals a day.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-09T23:20:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=386?Last-one-to-post-wins#192752016-06-09T23:19:29Z2016-06-09T23:19:29Z<p>Forgive me master. I did not here you come in.</p>Forgive me master. I did not here you come in.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-09T23:19:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=386?Last-one-to-post-wins#192722016-06-09T23:11:04Z2016-06-09T23:11:04Z<p>All right recruits. Sound off.</p>All right recruits. Sound off.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-09T23:11:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=386?Last-one-to-post-wins#192612016-06-09T21:04:29Z2016-06-09T21:04:29Z<p>You are PATHETIC, recruit. Drop and give me 10!</p>You are PATHETIC, recruit. Drop and give me 10!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-09T21:04:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=386?Last-one-to-post-wins#192592016-06-09T21:01:06Z2016-06-09T21:01:06Z<p>If you are going to bark, BARK like you mean it.</p>
<p><b><span class=messageboard-bigger>BARK!!! BARK!!! BARK!!!</span></b></p>If you are going to bark, BARK like you mean it.
BARK!!! BARK!!! BARK!!!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-09T21:01:06ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=17?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#8482016-06-09T20:41:59Z2016-06-09T20:41:59Z<p>NEVER! dis the Academy!</p>
<p>...Having to edit my posts.</p>NEVER! dis the Academy!
...Having to edit my posts.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-09T20:41:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=386?Last-one-to-post-wins#192572016-06-09T20:40:32Z2016-06-09T20:40:32Z<p>You listen to me pup, and one day you will be a real dog.</p>You listen to me pup, and one day you will be a real dog.Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-09T20:40:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=386?Last-one-to-post-wins#192532016-06-09T20:22:18Z2016-06-09T20:22:18Z<p>ATTEN-HUT!</p>ATTEN-HUT!Sergeant Baskerville (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-09T20:22:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=385?Last-one-to-post-wins#192402016-06-09T13:08:40Z2016-06-09T13:08:40Z<p>Dinner!</p>Dinner!Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-09T13:08:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=98?False-factoids#49002016-06-08T19:09:54Z2016-06-08T19:09:54Z<p>Dingleberries are KenderKin's favorite comfort food.</p>Dingleberries are KenderKin's favorite comfort food.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-08T19:09:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=16?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#7962016-06-02T16:27:20Z2016-06-02T16:27:20Z<p>...Scooby Snacks.</p>...Scooby Snacks.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-02T16:27:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=140?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69792016-06-01T17:37:05Z2016-06-01T17:37:05Z<p>Open it up Trapdodger.</p>Open it up Trapdodger.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-06-01T17:37:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=16?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#7712016-05-27T20:32:56Z2016-05-27T20:32:56Z<p>...Dogs and Suds.</p>...Dogs and Suds.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-27T20:32:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Paladin fell because...Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2t0f3&page=13?The-Paladin-fell-because#6282016-05-26T16:01:59Z2016-05-26T16:01:59Z<p>The Paladin fell because it was a lightning storm and he was wearing fullplate.</p>
<p>The Paladin went for a walk.</p>The Paladin fell because it was a lightning storm and he was wearing fullplate.
The Paladin went for a walk.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-26T16:01:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=140?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69712016-05-24T13:12:34Z2016-05-24T13:12:34Z<p>Only if you worship the same god Jenny does.</p>Only if you worship the same god Jenny does.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-24T13:12:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=95?False-factoids#47162016-05-20T14:21:11Z2016-05-20T14:21:11Z<p>KenderKin doesn't really have any kin.</p>KenderKin doesn't really have any kin.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-20T14:21:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=380?Last-one-to-post-wins#189642016-05-20T14:15:38Z2016-05-20T14:15:38Z<p>Here I am.</p>Here I am.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-20T14:15:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=14?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#6852016-05-18T15:20:07Z2016-05-18T15:20:07Z<p>...Mort Walker</p>...Mort WalkerCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-18T15:20:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=140?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69622016-05-16T20:48:43Z2016-05-16T20:48:43Z<p>Little blue vermin.</p>
<p>KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT! </p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>KILL IT!:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (11) + 15 = 26</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 2 + 1 + 1 = 7</span><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sneak Attack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 ⇒ (2, 6, 4, 5) = 17</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>KILL IT!:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 2 + 1 + 1 = 8</span><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sneak Attack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 ⇒ (5, 2, 5, 6) = 18</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>KILL IT!:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (17) + 15 = 32</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 2 + 1 + 1 = 9</span><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sneak Attack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 ⇒ (6, 1, 5, 3) = 15</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Critical:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 2 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 2 + 1 + 1 = 10</span></p>Little blue vermin.
KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!
[dice=KILL IT!]1d20+15[/dice] [dice]1d8+2+1+1[/dice][dice=Sneak Attack]4d6[/dice]
[dice=KILL IT!]1d20+15[/dice] [dice]1d8+2+1+1[/dice][dice=Sneak Attack]4d6[/dice]
[dice=KILL IT!]1d20+15[/dice] [dice]1d8+2+1+1[/dice][dice=Sneak Attack]4d6[/dice]
[dice=Critical]1d20+15[/dice] [dice]1d8+2+1+1[/dice]Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-16T20:48:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsDr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=379?Last-one-to-post-wins#189082016-05-16T17:06:46Z2016-05-16T17:06:46Z<p>I say, that is not cricket.</p>I say, that is not cricket.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-16T17:06:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=14?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#6702016-05-16T16:44:51Z2016-05-16T16:44:51Z<p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eja-popojUo" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">...Betty Davis Eyes</a></p>...Betty Davis EyesCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-16T16:44:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=377?Last-one-to-post-wins#188152016-05-13T13:27:52Z2016-05-13T13:27:52Z<p>Gobble up any who oppose my claiming the win.</p>Gobble up any who oppose my claiming the win.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-13T13:27:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=140?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69592016-05-12T15:53:32Z2016-05-12T15:53:32Z<p>Bear usually prefers red meat. The only other time she ate seafood she transformed into her current form...? Hey, don't you dare.</p>Bear usually prefers red meat. The only other time she ate seafood she transformed into her current form...? Hey, don't you dare.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-12T15:53:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=14?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#6562016-05-11T16:53:11Z2016-05-11T16:53:11Z<p>...Those <b><Censored></b> dwarves.</p>...Those dwarves.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-11T16:53:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=140?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69572016-05-09T21:09:35Z2016-05-09T21:09:35Z<p>RRAAAWWWHHHRRR!!!•</p>
<p>•Dibs on the oyster meat.</p>RRAAAWWWHHHRRR!!!*
*Dibs on the oyster meat.Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-09T21:09:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=139?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69492016-05-06T19:44:28Z2016-05-06T19:44:28Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Reflex Save:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34</span></p>[dice=Reflex Save]1d20+15[/dice]Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-06T19:44:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=139?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69452016-05-06T15:40:42Z2016-05-06T15:40:42Z<p>Hold it.
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Knowledge Nature:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22</span></p>
<p>All you need to do is tickle it, and it will open.</p>
<p><i>•Tickles appropriate spot.•</i></p>Hold it.
[dice=Knowledge Nature]1d20+15[/dice]
All you need to do is tickle it, and it will open.
*Tickles appropriate spot.*Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-06T15:40:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=13?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#6182016-05-04T16:47:39Z2016-05-04T16:47:39Z<p>...Solar powered night lights.</p>...Solar powered night lights.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-04T16:47:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=139?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69382016-05-04T14:37:18Z2016-05-04T14:37:18Z<p>•YAWN• - Hunh, what?</p>
<p>•Heads to white stuff.•</p>
<p>What do we have here?</p>*YAWN* - Hunh, what?
*Heads to white stuff.*
What do we have here?Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-04T14:37:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=374?Last-one-to-post-wins#186812016-05-03T16:22:40Z2016-05-03T16:22:40Z<p>Sorry, that is you hallucinating after getting a whiff of my breath.</p>Sorry, that is you hallucinating after getting a whiff of my breath.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-03T16:22:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=374?Last-one-to-post-wins#186792016-05-03T16:17:05Z2016-05-03T16:17:05Z<p>I'm good. Just a little indigestion from eating Mexican Gods.</p>I'm good. Just a little indigestion from eating Mexican Gods.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-03T16:17:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=374?Last-one-to-post-wins#186772016-05-03T15:49:30Z2016-05-03T15:49:30Z<p>Hey, little sister.
<br />
What are you up to?</p>Hey, little sister.
What are you up to?Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-05-03T15:49:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=139?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69262016-04-20T21:10:01Z2016-04-20T21:10:01Z<p>We are not here for you to look for a new boyfriend.</p>We are not here for you to look for a new boyfriend.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-20T21:10:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=89?False-factoids#44142016-04-19T16:01:18Z2016-04-19T16:01:18Z<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>Laughed throughout the book.</span></p>
<p>Molten Dragon gets regular lava injections to keep his youthful figure.</p>Laughed throughout the book.
Molten Dragon gets regular lava injections to keep his youthful figure.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-19T16:01:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: (Silly) I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't be for...Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rk55&page=11?-I-would-have-gotten-away-with-it-too-if-it#5412016-04-19T14:15:27Z2016-04-19T14:15:27Z<p>...RRRAAAAWWWHHHHRRRR! :(</p>...RRRAAAAWWWHHHHRRRR! :(Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-19T14:15:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=89?False-factoids#44122016-04-19T14:13:52Z2016-04-19T14:13:52Z<p>Pulg once worked as a masseuse at Madam Troubadour's.</p>Pulg once worked as a masseuse at Madam Troubadour's.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-19T14:13:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=252?BANNED#125702016-04-15T15:34:14Z2016-04-15T15:34:14Z<p>Molten Dragon is banned for accusing me of wearing a mask.</p>Molten Dragon is banned for accusing me of wearing a mask.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-15T15:34:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=370?Last-one-to-post-wins#184572016-04-15T15:33:14Z2016-04-15T15:33:14Z<p>Poor message board troll.
<br />
Too bad he was too eager.</p>Poor message board troll.
Too bad he was too eager.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-15T15:33:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=369?Last-one-to-post-wins#184392016-04-14T23:26:49Z2016-04-14T23:26:49Z<p>Now, Now. We will have none of that.
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You can all stand with your noses in the corner until you learn proper manner.</p>Now, Now. We will have none of that.
You can all stand with your noses in the corner until you learn proper manner.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-14T23:26:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=252?BANNED#125682016-04-14T23:23:57Z2016-04-14T23:23:57Z<p>Molten Dragon was born in the 80's. Thus, Banned.</p>Molten Dragon was born in the 80's. Thus, Banned.Dr G House MD, DDS, DVM (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-14T23:23:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=139?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69152016-04-13T19:40:01Z2016-04-13T19:40:01Z<p>Wait a moment. We just climbed out of nasty water (Not you Nasty), now we have to wade thru more of the stuff?</p>Wait a moment. We just climbed out of nasty water (Not you Nasty), now we have to wade thru more of the stuff?Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-13T19:40:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=139?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69092016-04-13T14:59:32Z2016-04-13T14:59:32Z<p>Climb the stairs.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Balance vs algae covered steps:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20</span></p>Climb the stairs.
[dice=Balance vs algae covered steps]1d20+15[/dice]Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-13T14:59:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=139?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#69062016-04-12T15:12:00Z2016-04-12T15:12:00Z<p>We go <span class="messageboard-dice">1d2 ⇒ 2</span> to the right.</p>We go [dice]1d2[/dice] to the right.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-12T15:12:00ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=252?BANNED#125592016-04-08T14:26:31Z2016-04-08T14:26:31Z<p>Captain Kuro is banned for being a bureaucrat.</p>Captain Kuro is banned for being a bureaucrat.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-08T14:26:31ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=25?Dice-rolling-thread#12242016-04-01T17:49:43Z2016-04-01T17:49:43Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice">2d4 + 2 ⇒ (1, 2) + 2 = 5</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice">3d4 + 3 ⇒ (3, 1, 1) + 3 = 8</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice">4d4 + 4 ⇒ (4, 2, 3, 1) + 4 = 14</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice">5d4 + 5 ⇒ (1, 2, 3, 3, 2) + 5 = 16</span></p>[dice]1d4+1[/dice]
[dice]2d4+2[/dice]
[dice]3d4+3[/dice]
[dice]4d4+4[/dice]
[dice]5d4+5[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-01T17:49:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Three Word Game, Anybody?Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2g396&page=179?Three-Word-Game-Anybody#89422016-04-01T17:45:46Z2016-04-01T17:45:46Z<p>the Seven Deadly</p>the Seven DeadlyMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-01T17:45:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=138?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68942016-04-01T17:29:53Z2016-04-01T17:29:53Z<p>She says she gets the one she skilled to herself.</p>She says she gets the one she skilled to herself.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-01T17:29:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=138?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68932016-04-01T17:29:18Z2016-04-01T17:29:18Z<p>RRRAAAWWWWHHHRRR!</p>RRRAAAWWWWHHHRRR!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-01T17:29:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=138?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68912016-04-01T15:13:50Z2016-04-01T15:13:50Z<p>Hey, we just saved his life. He was about to be bitten by a shark that has 4d6 sneak attack damage.</p>Hey, we just saved his life. He was about to be bitten by a shark that has 4d6 sneak attack damage.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-04-01T15:13:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=138?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68892016-03-31T19:57:23Z2016-03-31T19:57:23Z<p><i>TRUE STRIKE</i>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shoots the shark under AMH 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">20 + 15 + 1 = 36</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sushi 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (5) + 1 + 1 = 7</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Crit Damage 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 = 4</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shoots the shark under AMH 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">20 + 15 + 1 = 36</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sushi 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 = 4</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Crit Damage 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shoots the shark under AMH 3:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">20 + 15 + 1 = 36</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Sushi 3:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (2) + 1 + 1 = 4</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Crit Damage 3:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 1 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 1 + 1 = 3</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Total Damage =:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">25 = 25</span></p>
<p>I need a <i>maximize damage</i> feat.</p>TRUE STRIKE
[dice=Shoots the shark under AMH 1]20+15+1[/dice] [dice=Sushi 1]1d8+1+1[/dice] [dice=Crit Damage 1]1d8+1+1[/dice]
[dice=Shoots the shark under AMH 2]20+15+1[/dice] [dice=Sushi 2]1d8+1+1[/dice] [dice=Crit Damage 2]1d8+1+1[/dice]
[dice=Shoots the shark under AMH 3]20+15+1[/dice] [dice=Sushi 3]1d8+1+1[/dice] [dice=Crit Damage 3]1d8+1+1[/dice]
[dice=Total Damage =]25[/dice]
I need a maximize damage feat.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-31T19:57:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=366?Last-one-to-post-wins#182922016-03-30T20:38:56Z2016-03-30T20:38:56Z<p>RAAAWWWHHRRR!!!•</p>
<p>•"George is my friend."</p>RAAAWWWHHRRR!!!*
*"George is my friend."Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-30T20:38:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=138?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68772016-03-29T20:30:48Z2016-03-29T20:30:48Z<p>•Bear grows to full size. Ready to attack if the fins get too close.•</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Nom:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Slash 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Slice:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 5) + 10 = 20</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Slash 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>N'Dice:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 2) + 10 = 16</span></p>*Bear grows to full size. Ready to attack if the fins get too close.*
[dice=Bite]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Nom]1d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Slash 1]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Slice]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Slash 2]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=N'Dice]2d6+10[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-29T20:30:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=138?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68762016-03-29T20:26:23Z2016-03-29T20:26:23Z<p>%$#@</p>
<p>BEAR!</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Once:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Plonk 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 4 + 1 = 6</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Twice:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (18) + 15 = 33</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Plonk 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 4 + 1 = 8</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Three Times a Ranger:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Plonk 3:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d8 + 4 + 1 ⇒ (8) + 4 + 1 = 13</span></p>%$#@
BEAR!
[dice=Once]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Plonk 1]1d8+4+1[/dice]
[dice=Twice]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Plonk 2]1d8+4+1[/dice]
[dice=Three Times a Ranger]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Plonk 3]1d8+4+1[/dice]Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-29T20:26:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=138?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68742016-03-29T18:49:03Z2016-03-29T18:49:03Z<p>So, AM?
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What are you doing?</p>So, AM?
What are you doing?Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-29T18:49:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=365?Last-one-to-post-wins#182502016-03-22T20:11:05Z2016-03-22T20:11:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Nigel Tufnel, Guitar Wizard wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Ventnor wrote:</div><blockquote> I thought we outlawed Tuesday? </blockquote>Tuesday's gone with the wind. </blockquote><p>Today is Untuesday.Nigel Tufnel, Guitar Wizard wrote:Ventnor wrote: I thought we outlawed Tuesday?
Tuesday's gone with the wind. Today is Untuesday.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-22T20:11:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=85?False-factoids#42402016-03-21T16:09:56Z2016-03-21T16:09:56Z<p>WITB likes to test whether a rolling stone gathers no moss.</p>WITB likes to test whether a rolling stone gathers no moss.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-21T16:09:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=138?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68672016-03-18T20:48:27Z2016-03-18T20:48:27Z<p>Sorry about that, not feeling like myself today.</p>Sorry about that, not feeling like myself today.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-18T20:48:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=138?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68612016-03-17T21:44:16Z2016-03-17T21:44:16Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Perception:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31</span>
<br />
I just heard water rushing on the other side of the door.
<br />
Lets go see what AM Healer has gotten himself into.</p>[dice=Perception]1d20+15[/dice]
I just heard water rushing on the other side of the door.
Lets go see what AM Healer has gotten himself into.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-17T21:44:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=138?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68582016-03-17T19:04:49Z2016-03-17T19:04:49Z<p>Has anyone seen AM Healer?</p>Has anyone seen AM Healer?Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-17T19:04:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68502016-03-14T15:19:42Z2016-03-14T15:19:42Z<p>Well, dodging traps is your specialty.</p>Well, dodging traps is your specialty.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-14T15:19:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=84?False-factoids#41682016-03-11T15:29:02Z2016-03-11T15:29:02Z<p>GM_B serves beer to all his players so he can TPK the party when they make drunken mistakes.</p>GM_B serves beer to all his players so he can TPK the party when they make drunken mistakes.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-11T15:29:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68482016-03-11T15:27:08Z2016-03-11T15:27:08Z<p>Why don't you just open up the face and take the powder that is left in there?</p>Why don't you just open up the face and take the powder that is left in there?Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-11T15:27:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=363?Last-one-to-post-wins#181382016-03-09T16:07:12Z2016-03-09T16:07:12Z<p>What makes you think he is sleeping?</p>What makes you think he is sleeping?Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-09T16:07:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68442016-03-07T19:30:36Z2016-03-07T19:30:36Z<p>TAK, do you think you could duplicate that in one of your toys.
<br />
If we can find the source of the dust, that is.</p>TAK, do you think you could duplicate that in one of your toys.
If we can find the source of the dust, that is.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-07T19:30:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=83?False-factoids#41222016-03-07T19:17:18Z2016-03-07T19:17:18Z<p>Pulg keeps his coat nice and shiny by bathing nightly in salad dressing.
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He chooses different types depending whether he wants his coat to be straight, curly or frizzy.</p>Pulg keeps his coat nice and shiny by bathing nightly in salad dressing.
He chooses different types depending whether he wants his coat to be straight, curly or frizzy.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-07T19:17:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=362?Last-one-to-post-wins#180922016-03-02T17:26:47Z2016-03-02T17:26:47Z<p>Don't drag him into this.</p>Don't drag him into this.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-02T17:26:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68402016-03-01T21:02:52Z2016-03-01T21:02:52Z<p>Good thing you stopped eating and joined us Nasty.</p>Good thing you stopped eating and joined us Nasty.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-01T21:02:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68372016-03-01T17:46:41Z2016-03-01T17:46:41Z<p>You just had to say that out loud, didn't you?</p>You just had to say that out loud, didn't you?Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-03-01T17:46:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=81?False-factoids#40462016-02-26T21:46:43Z2016-02-26T21:46:43Z<p>Molten Dragon isn't really molten, just liquefied crust.</p>Molten Dragon isn't really molten, just liquefied crust.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-26T21:46:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68252016-02-26T21:43:54Z2016-02-26T21:43:54Z<p>•Looks at the strange mechanism.•</p>
<p>TAK, I think this might be more suited to you.</p>*Looks at the strange mechanism.*
TAK, I think this might be more suited to you.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-26T21:43:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68222016-02-26T21:22:34Z2016-02-26T21:22:34Z<p>Sorry, Wasn't feeling myself in the above post.</p>Sorry, Wasn't feeling myself in the above post.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-26T21:22:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68192016-02-26T15:33:12Z2016-02-26T15:33:12Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>What do I see when I look thru the eyes?:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22</span></p>[dice=What do I see when I look thru the eyes?]1d20+15[/dice]Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-26T15:33:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68152016-02-25T17:55:11Z2016-02-25T17:55:11Z<p>YIKES! That was close.</p>
<p>•Looks down into the pit.•</p>YIKES! That was close.
*Looks down into the pit.*Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-25T17:55:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68132016-02-25T16:25:45Z2016-02-25T16:25:45Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Search for hidden doors:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30</span></p>[dice=Search for hidden doors]1d20+15[/dice]Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-25T16:25:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68112016-02-25T15:01:26Z2016-02-25T15:01:26Z<p>Maybe they didn't have a rogue as good as you!</p>Maybe they didn't have a rogue as good as you!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-25T15:01:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=137?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#68012016-02-23T23:33:25Z2016-02-23T23:33:25Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Examines the Face:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30</span></p>[dice=Examines the Face]1d20+15[/dice]Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-23T23:33:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=361?Last-one-to-post-wins#180342016-02-22T17:14:30Z2016-02-22T17:14:30Z<p>No. Entropy radiates outward, not inward. Entropy is subject to order.</p>No. Entropy radiates outward, not inward. Entropy is subject to order.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-22T17:14:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67932016-02-19T22:05:50Z2016-02-19T22:05:50Z<p>Wahoo, Good loot.</p>Wahoo, Good loot.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-19T22:05:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67912016-02-18T23:30:54Z2016-02-18T23:30:54Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Searching the room:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17</span></p>[dice=Searching the room]1d20+15[/dice]Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-18T23:30:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=250?BANNED#124592016-02-18T19:10:53Z2016-02-18T19:10:53Z<p>GM_Beernorg is banned for getting ninja'd by I'm Hiding In Your Closet.</p>
<p>I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for what he does while in the closet.</p>GM_Beernorg is banned for getting ninja'd by I'm Hiding In Your Closet.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet is banned for what he does while in the closet.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-18T19:10:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=250?BANNED#124562016-02-18T15:03:43Z2016-02-18T15:03:43Z<p>Banned because I have a tooth ache and it is your fault.</p>Banned because I have a tooth ache and it is your fault.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-18T15:03:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=361?Last-one-to-post-wins#180232016-02-18T15:02:46Z2016-02-18T15:02:46Z<p>I thought that was a piece of meat stuck between my teeth.</p>I thought that was a piece of meat stuck between my teeth.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-18T15:02:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=80?False-factoids#39642016-02-17T17:21:51Z2016-02-17T17:21:51Z<p>Molten Dragon secretly wants a nose job.</p>Molten Dragon secretly wants a nose job.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-17T17:21:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=85?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#42342016-02-17T17:20:34Z2016-02-17T17:20:34Z<p>Rhinoplasty candidate.</p>Rhinoplasty candidate.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-17T17:20:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Haiku GameAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2khtp&page=80?The-Haiku-Game#39652016-02-15T18:28:29Z2016-02-15T18:28:29Z<p>RAAAAAWWWRRR
<br />
RAAAAAWWWWHHHHRRRRR
<br />
RAAAAAWWWHHHRRR•</p>
<p>•Stalk and kill a bear
<br />
Never going to happen
<br />
Because the nose knows.</p>RAAAAAWWWRRR
RAAAAAWWWWHHHHRRRRR
RAAAAAWWWHHHRRR*
*Stalk and kill a bear
Never going to happen
Because the nose knows.Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-15T18:28:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsPartylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=79?False-factoids#39392016-02-15T18:25:40Z2016-02-15T18:25:40Z<p>Pulg is the person inside Barney the Dinosaur.</p>Pulg is the person inside Barney the Dinosaur.Partylf Sunev (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-15T18:25:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67882016-02-15T17:32:05Z2016-02-15T17:32:05Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">AM HEALER wrote:</div><blockquote> You've been spending too much time around your sadistic companions. </blockquote><p>Your bad influence is rubbing off on me.AM HEALER wrote:You've been spending too much time around your sadistic companions.
Your bad influence is rubbing off on me.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-15T17:32:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67842016-02-12T22:10:53Z2016-02-12T22:10:53Z<p>OOOH, Dead Things!</p>
<p><span class=messageboard-ooc>(Did I just say that out loud?)</span></p>OOOH, Dead Things!
(Did I just say that out loud?)Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-12T22:10:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=361?Last-one-to-post-wins#180042016-02-12T16:34:16Z2016-02-12T16:34:16Z<p><i>•BURP</i>
<br />
Haven't seen her.</p>*BURP
Haven't seen her.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-12T16:34:16ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67802016-02-12T15:37:43Z2016-02-12T15:37:43Z<p>We don't care about your watch.</p>We don't care about your watch.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-12T15:37:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67782016-02-11T18:43:09Z2016-02-11T18:43:09Z<p>We already have the ring, we are trying to destroy it.</p>
<p>TDB, check the south door for traps.</p>We already have the ring, we are trying to destroy it.
TDB, check the south door for traps.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-11T18:43:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67742016-02-10T16:27:50Z2016-02-10T16:27:50Z<p>We have a ring to destroy. Lets get going.</p>We have a ring to destroy. Lets get going.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-10T16:27:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=136?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67652016-02-08T15:46:13Z2016-02-08T15:46:13Z<p>I worship the great goddess Death.
<br />
It is hard to do otherwise when your father is a lich.</p>I worship the great goddess Death.
It is hard to do otherwise when your father is a lich.Ranger Alissa (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-08T15:46:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=77?False-factoids#38492016-02-05T15:22:29Z2016-02-05T15:22:29Z<p>Ventnor was hire by the opposition to keep people away.</p>Ventnor was hire by the opposition to keep people away.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-05T15:22:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Dice rolling threadCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2k0pq&page=23?Dice-rolling-thread#11092016-02-04T23:52:07Z2016-02-04T23:52:07Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Str:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 - 1 ⇒ (4, 2, 5, 1) - 1 = 11</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Dex:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 - 1 ⇒ (5, 4, 4, 1) - 1 = 13</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Con:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 - 2 ⇒ (6, 4, 3, 2) - 2 = 13</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Int:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 - 1 ⇒ (1, 4, 2, 3) - 1 = 9</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Wis:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 - 2 ⇒ (3, 6, 2, 4) - 2 = 13</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Cha:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 - 1 ⇒ (3, 1, 6, 5) - 1 = 14</span></p>[dice=Str]4d6-1[/dice]
[dice=Dex]4d6-1[/dice]
[dice=Con]4d6-2[/dice]
[dice=Int]4d6-1[/dice]
[dice=Wis]4d6-2[/dice]
[dice=Cha]4d6-1[/dice]Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-04T23:52:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=135?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67382016-02-03T22:48:49Z2016-02-03T22:48:49Z<p>RRAAHHRRRR!</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Right Claw:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (10) + 15 = 25</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Right Slash:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 6) + 10 = 20</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Left Claw:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (18) + 15 = 33</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Left Slash:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 2) + 10 = 17</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rend:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 3, 4, 5) + 10 = 27</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (15) + 15 = 30</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Nice and Chewy:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15</span></p>RRAAHHRRRR!
[dice=Right Claw]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Right Slash]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Left Claw]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Left Slash]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Rend]4d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Bite]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Nice and Chewy]1d6+10[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-03T22:48:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=135?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67302016-02-02T19:57:35Z2016-02-02T19:57:35Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Slice:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (1, 3) + 10 = 14</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Dice:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 6) + 10 = 19</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Nom Nom:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rend:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 6, 3, 3) + 10 = 27</span></p>[dice=Claw 1]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Slice]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Claw 2]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Dice]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Bite]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Nom Nom]1d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Rend]4d6+10[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-02-02T19:57:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The answers to your questions are ...Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qrsu&page=7?The-answers-to-your-questions-are#3482016-01-29T18:08:34Z2016-01-29T18:08:34Z<p>Your questions:
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1. What is often heard the morning after a party at Good King Wenceslas' castle.
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2. I heard you won a great door prize?
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3. Are these sugar plum fairies?</p>
<p>Your answers:
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1. Cupid
<br />
2. Heart shaped arrow.
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3. Love is in the air.</p>Your questions:
1. What is often heard the morning after a party at Good King Wenceslas' castle.
2. I heard you won a great door prize?
3. Are these sugar plum fairies?
Your answers:
1. Cupid
2. Heart shaped arrow.
3. Love is in the air.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-01-29T18:08:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=135?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#67252016-01-29T17:02:51Z2016-01-29T17:02:51Z<p>RRAAAWWWHHHRRRRR!!!!</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Hack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 1) + 10 = 16</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Slash:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 1) + 10 = 14</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Roll to Confirm:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Confirmed:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 4) + 10 = 16</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rend?:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 6, 4, 1) + 10 = 24</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Chomp:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11</span></p>RRAAAWWWHHHRRRRR!!!!
[dice=Claw 1]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Hack]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Claw 2]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Slash]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Roll to Confirm]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Confirmed]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Rend?]4d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Bite]1d20+15[/dice] [dice=Chomp]1d6+10[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-01-29T17:02:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=76?False-factoids#37932016-01-28T17:55:37Z2016-01-28T17:55:37Z<p>GM_Beernorg is GoatToucher's half brother once removed on his mother's side.</p>GM_Beernorg is GoatToucher's half brother once removed on his mother's side.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-01-28T17:55:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=359?Last-one-to-post-wins#179352016-01-28T17:53:55Z2016-01-28T17:53:55Z<p>RRRRRAAAAHHHHRRRRR!!!!•</p>
<p><i>•Don't worry about it. Safety Bear can't really do anything.</i></p>RRRRRAAAAHHHHRRRRR!!!!*
*Don't worry about it. Safety Bear can't really do anything.Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-01-28T17:53:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=249?BANNED#124112016-01-28T17:51:17Z2016-01-28T17:51:17Z<p>Ultrageek is banned for being a ninja wannabe.</p>Ultrageek is banned for being a ninja wannabe.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-01-28T17:51:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Reasons why we can't have nice things...Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ryzy&page=7?Reasons-why-we-cant-have-nice-things#3302016-01-13T17:04:20Z2016-01-13T17:04:20Z<p>384. Because someone left my cake out in the rain
<br />
I don't think that I can take it
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'Cause it took so long to make it
<br />
And I'll never have that recipe again, oh, no</p>384. Because someone left my cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to make it
And I'll never have that recipe again, oh, noSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-01-13T17:04:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=75?False-factoids#37252016-01-13T16:59:15Z2016-01-13T16:59:15Z<p>Ventnor organized a sit in because the PETA would not share.</p>Ventnor organized a sit in because the PETA would not share.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2016-01-13T16:59:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=247?BANNED#123142015-12-02T21:51:43Z2015-12-02T21:51:43Z<p>GM_Berrnorg is banned for revealing too much information about things he knows nothing about.</p>GM_Berrnorg is banned for revealing too much information about things he knows nothing about.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-12-02T21:51:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=247?BANNED#123122018-10-01T13:02:28Z2015-12-02T20:52:20Z<p>Travis is banned for his fear of the unknown.</p>Travis is banned for his fear of the unknown.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-12-02T20:52:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=351?Last-one-to-post-wins#175112015-11-20T17:48:02Z2015-11-20T17:48:02Z<p>Why not, indeed.</p>Why not, indeed.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-11-20T17:48:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=246?BANNED#122832015-11-18T15:28:47Z2015-11-18T15:28:47Z<p>Monica Bellucci is banned for being so delectable, but not willing to be eaten.</p>Monica Bellucci is banned for being so delectable, but not willing to be eaten.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-11-18T15:28:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=132?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#65902015-11-17T20:39:49Z2015-11-17T20:39:49Z<p>RRRAAAWWWWRRRR!!!
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 2) + 10 = 16</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (2) + 15 = 17</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 3) + 10 = 19</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 20</span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rend?:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 + 10 ⇒ (1, 5, 2, 3) + 10 = 21</span></p>RRRAAAWWWWRRRR!!!
[dice=Claw 1]1d20+15[/dice] [dice]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Claw 2]1d20+15[/dice] [dice]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Bite]1d20+15[/dice] [dice]1d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Rend?]4d6+10[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-11-17T20:39:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=350?Last-one-to-post-wins#174922015-11-17T17:52:49Z2015-11-17T17:52:49Z<p>Seeing is believing.</p>Seeing is believing.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-11-17T17:52:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=350?Last-one-to-post-wins#174902015-11-17T17:13:18Z2015-11-17T17:13:18Z<p>I'm sure I am.</p>I'm sure I am.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-11-17T17:13:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=350?Last-one-to-post-wins#174872015-11-17T16:20:49Z2015-11-17T16:20:49Z<p>Thank you.</p>
<p>I am winning.</p>Thank you.
I am winning.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-11-17T16:20:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=350?Last-one-to-post-wins#174852015-11-17T14:36:26Z2015-11-17T14:36:26Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote:</div><blockquote> Really? So do I! Mind you, if I'm going to burn someone alive in something to torture them horridly, I prefer the brazen bull. </blockquote><p>Read that book a month ago. It was great.
<p>Is it okay to say that I am winning?</p>Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote:Really? So do I! Mind you, if I'm going to burn someone alive in something to torture them horridly, I prefer the brazen bull.
Read that book a month ago. It was great. Is it okay to say that I am winning?Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-11-17T14:36:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=246?BANNED#122782015-11-16T16:31:08Z2015-11-16T16:31:08Z<p>Banned for not sharing the shark sushi.</p>Banned for not sharing the shark sushi.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-11-16T16:31:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=348?Last-one-to-post-wins#173762015-11-04T16:30:13Z2015-11-04T16:30:13Z<p>Been there, done that.</p>Been there, done that.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-11-04T16:30:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=67?False-factoids#33132015-10-30T20:55:52Z2015-10-30T20:55:52Z<p>Ventnor once possessed the tablet, until I surgically removed it from... some place.</p>Ventnor once possessed the tablet, until I surgically removed it from... some place.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-10-30T20:55:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=346?Last-one-to-post-wins#172982015-10-27T18:52:37Z2015-10-27T18:52:37Z<p>Only fair, since it was stolen in the first place.</p>Only fair, since it was stolen in the first place.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-10-27T18:52:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsCaptain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=346?Last-one-to-post-wins#172962015-10-27T17:04:39Z2015-10-27T17:04:39Z<p>That was a proper story, the pirate was a villain and loses to the hero.</p>That was a proper story, the pirate was a villain and loses to the hero.Captain Spalding (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-10-27T17:04:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=346?Last-one-to-post-wins#172872015-10-26T17:09:19Z2015-10-26T17:09:19Z<p>Ah the good old days, when people like that were locked away for their own safety.</p>Ah the good old days, when people like that were locked away for their own safety.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-10-26T17:09:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=345?Last-one-to-post-wins#172282015-10-21T14:15:43Z2015-10-21T14:15:43Z<p>I thought it was a flower.</p>I thought it was a flower.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-10-21T14:15:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=246?BANNED#122572015-10-11T16:40:44Z2015-10-11T16:40:44Z<p>The Fiend is banned for forgetting I only eat celestial beings.</p>The Fiend is banned for forgetting I only eat celestial beings.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-10-11T16:40:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=246?BANNED#122552015-10-09T18:58:25Z2015-10-09T18:58:25Z<p>MD is banned for supplying the flame.</p>MD is banned for supplying the flame.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-10-09T18:58:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=344?Last-one-to-post-wins#171532015-10-07T22:37:46Z2015-10-07T13:20:48Z<p>Sorry about that. Can't hold my liquor. <i>>hic<</i></p>Sorry about that. Can't hold my liquor. >hicMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-10-07T13:20:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=92?The-Next-Poster#45862015-10-05T16:10:53Z2015-10-05T16:10:53Z<p>Supposedly it contains the secret of the Red Flower.</p>
<p>The next poster once hosted a tea party and in which Sir Hiss, Nagaina, Kaa, Asmodeus Poisonteeth and Nagini were the guests.</p>Supposedly it contains the secret of the Red Flower.
The next poster once hosted a tea party and in which Sir Hiss, Nagaina, Kaa, Asmodeus Poisonteeth and Nagini were the guests.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-10-05T16:10:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=129?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#64242015-09-30T14:00:48Z2015-09-30T14:00:48Z<p>RRRAAAWWWRRRR???</p>RRRAAAWWWRRRR???Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-09-30T14:00:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=245?BANNED#122062015-09-24T21:40:05Z2015-09-24T21:40:05Z<p>Dr. Sigmund is banned for starting the riot at last year's medical convention.</p>Dr. Sigmund is banned for starting the riot at last year's medical convention.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-09-24T21:40:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=128?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#63652015-09-23T13:39:40Z2015-09-23T13:39:40Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>On Lookout:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28</span></p>[dice=On Lookout]1d20+15[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-09-23T13:39:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=342?Last-one-to-post-wins#170692015-09-22T21:25:37Z2015-09-22T21:25:37Z<p>I hate mustaches.</p>I hate mustaches.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-09-22T21:25:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=340?Last-one-to-post-wins#169662015-08-28T16:06:41Z2015-08-28T16:06:41Z<p>I am released.</p>I am released.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-08-28T16:06:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=339?Last-one-to-post-wins#169472015-08-27T15:38:58Z2015-08-27T15:38:58Z<p>Goat Toucher: So awesome at losing.</p>Goat Toucher: So awesome at losing.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-08-27T15:38:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=90?The-Next-Poster#44852015-08-27T15:28:54Z2015-08-27T15:28:54Z<p>My favorite food is gods, but they are so hard to come by anymore.</p>
<p>The next poster was an extra in a movie, once.</p>My favorite food is gods, but they are so hard to come by anymore.
The next poster was an extra in a movie, once.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-08-27T15:28:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=339?Last-one-to-post-wins#169072015-08-24T18:54:23Z2015-08-24T18:54:23Z<p>Off with his head.</p>Off with his head.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-08-24T18:54:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=338?Last-one-to-post-wins#168862015-08-20T18:59:41Z2015-08-20T18:59:41Z<p>Ouch.</p>Ouch.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-08-20T18:59:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=338?Last-one-to-post-wins#168842015-08-20T15:32:50Z2015-08-20T15:32:50Z<p>What is the protocol for posting in the wrong thread?</p>What is the protocol for posting in the wrong thread?Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-08-20T15:32:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=127?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#63022015-08-20T14:57:32Z2015-08-20T14:57:32Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bear assists:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (5) + 20 = 25</span></p>
<p>•Starts drooling as she smells boiled crab and is a little distracted.•</p>[dice=Bear assists]1d20+20[/dice]
*Starts drooling as she smells boiled crab and is a little distracted.*Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-08-20T14:57:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=338?Last-one-to-post-wins#168722015-08-19T13:43:05Z2015-08-19T13:43:05Z<p>Off with their heads.</p>Off with their heads.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-08-19T13:43:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=59?False-factoids#29322015-08-06T19:11:27Z2015-08-06T18:48:43Z<p>Molten Dragon tried out for the roll of the pet, but was refused because only his head would fit in the van.</p>Molten Dragon tried out for the roll of the pet, but was refused because only his head would fit in the van.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-08-06T18:48:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=59?False-factoids#29202015-08-05T15:02:32Z2015-08-05T15:02:32Z<p>Ventnor isn't really a dragon. He was jealous of Molten Dragon and shapeshifted.</p>Ventnor isn't really a dragon. He was jealous of Molten Dragon and shapeshifted.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-08-05T15:02:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=337?Last-one-to-post-wins#168172015-08-05T14:16:10Z2015-08-05T14:16:10Z<p>Been there, done that.</p>Been there, done that.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-08-05T14:16:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=59?False-factoids#29172015-08-04T16:47:31Z2015-08-04T16:47:31Z<p>lucky7 only throws snake-eyes when playing craps.</p>lucky7 only throws snake-eyes when playing craps.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-08-04T16:47:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=59?False-factoids#29102015-07-30T22:58:38Z2015-07-30T22:58:38Z<p>KahnyaGorc placed the first order.</p>KahnyaGorc placed the first order.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-07-30T22:58:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=336?Last-one-to-post-wins#167862015-07-29T14:34:35Z2015-07-29T14:34:35Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">The Fiend Fantastic wrote:</div><blockquote><br />
<br />
Don't you have apples to poison? </blockquote><p>Working on a new spell. This one will let me poison all the apples on a tree.
</p>
Having partial success at the moment. Only 1 out of 10 apples come out poisoned. </p>
<p>While disappointed with the success rate, I am enjoying watching the trees play their version of Russian Roulette.</p>The Fiend Fantastic wrote:Don't you have apples to poison?
Working on a new spell. This one will let me poison all the apples on a tree.
Having partial success at the moment. Only 1 out of 10 apples come out poisoned. While disappointed with the success rate, I am enjoying watching the trees play their version of Russian Roulette.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-07-29T14:34:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=336?Last-one-to-post-wins#167822015-07-28T18:16:18Z2015-07-28T18:16:18Z<p>Isn't that where you reside?</p>Isn't that where you reside?Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-07-28T18:16:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=58?False-factoids#28902015-07-24T16:59:54Z2015-07-24T16:59:54Z<p>What Molten Dragon didn't say was that he slipped while trying to get the Vaseline on that one spot on his back he can't reach.</p>What Molten Dragon didn't say was that he slipped while trying to get the Vaseline on that one spot on his back he can't reach.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-07-24T16:59:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=336?Last-one-to-post-wins#167692015-07-24T01:10:56Z2015-07-24T01:10:56Z<p>Why does that upstart queen always get credit for saying that.
<br />
WE ROYALS have been saying it for centuries.</p>Why does that upstart queen always get credit for saying that.
WE ROYALS have been saying it for centuries.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-07-24T01:10:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsSnow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=336?Last-one-to-post-wins#167672015-07-23T22:44:12Z2015-07-23T22:44:12Z<p>Off with their heads.</p>Off with their heads.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-07-23T22:44:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=336?Last-one-to-post-wins#167592015-07-22T20:15:26Z2015-07-22T20:15:26Z<p>Come on. Its been over 5 hours. Time for someone else to win.</p>Come on. Its been over 5 hours. Time for someone else to win.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-07-22T20:15:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=335?Last-one-to-post-wins#167492015-07-21T20:34:10Z2015-07-21T20:34:10Z<p>This one is made from cow gut.</p>This one is made from cow gut.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-07-21T20:34:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=335?Last-one-to-post-wins#167472015-07-21T20:04:33Z2015-07-21T20:04:33Z<p>Does you tummy ache? Here, drink this and you will feel so much better.</p>
<p>•Gives him a 5 gallon bucked of bicarbonate liquid alum.•</p>Does you tummy ache? Here, drink this and you will feel so much better.
*Gives him a 5 gallon bucked of bicarbonate liquid alum.*Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-07-21T20:04:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=58?False-factoids#28722015-07-21T17:02:41Z2015-07-21T17:02:41Z<p>Pulg once went to see a dermatologist about some hairy growth on his chin.</p>Pulg once went to see a dermatologist about some hairy growth on his chin.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-07-21T17:02:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=334?Last-one-to-post-wins#166732015-07-02T16:01:41Z2015-07-02T16:01:41Z<p>You are right, nothing is complicated when I am winning.</p>You are right, nothing is complicated when I am winning.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-07-02T16:01:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=123?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#61322015-07-01T16:27:24Z2015-07-01T16:27:24Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Will Save:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10</span></p>[dice=Will Save]1d20+5[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-07-01T16:27:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=56?False-factoids#27542015-06-24T17:16:41Z2015-06-24T17:16:41Z<p>KG wishes IHIYC would hide in his closet.</p>KG wishes IHIYC would hide in his closet.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-24T17:16:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=333?Last-one-to-post-wins#166282015-06-24T17:09:27Z2015-06-24T17:09:27Z<p>I ate most of them, but a few of the smaller ones escaped my notice.</p>I ate most of them, but a few of the smaller ones escaped my notice.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-24T17:09:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=333?Last-one-to-post-wins#166142015-06-22T22:19:38Z2015-06-22T22:19:38Z<p>Horde smord. The win can only go to one, and I am going to win it.</p>Horde smord. The win can only go to one, and I am going to win it.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-22T22:19:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=242?BANNED#120782015-06-22T18:45:54Z2015-06-22T18:45:54Z<p>RRRRAAAAWWWWWHHHRRRR!!!!•</p>
<p>•Banned for associating with GT.</p>RRRRAAAAWWWWWHHHRRRR!!!!*
*Banned for associating with GT.Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-22T18:45:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=242?BANNED#120582015-06-17T21:49:09Z2015-06-17T21:49:09Z<p>The Seamstress is banned because black is the new yellow.</p>The Seamstress is banned because black is the new yellow.Snow White's Mother (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-17T21:49:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=121?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#60412015-06-10T13:38:34Z2015-06-10T13:38:34Z<p>RRRAAWWWWHHHRRRRR!!!!
<br />
Going after the goon that has Alick in the net.</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (3) + 15 = 18</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Slash 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (1, 6) + 10 = 17</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Slash 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 4) + 10 = 16</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Nom Nom:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rend:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 2, 5, 4) + 10 = 25</span></p>RRRAAWWWWHHHRRRRR!!!!
Going after the goon that has Alick in the net.
[dice=Claw 1]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Claw 2]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Bite]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Slash 1]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Slash 2]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Nom Nom]1d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Rend]4d6+10[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-10T13:38:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=332?Last-one-to-post-wins#165632015-06-09T15:44:37Z2015-06-09T15:44:37Z<p>My breath is a WMD.</p>My breath is a WMD.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-09T15:44:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=121?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#60362015-06-08T20:45:19Z2015-06-08T20:45:19Z<p>RRRAAAWWWWHHHHRRRRR!!!!</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rip 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 2) + 10 = 14</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (20) + 15 = 35</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rip 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 1) + 10 = 14</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Gnaw:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 10 ⇒ (6) + 10 = 16</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rend:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 2, 1, 3) + 10 = 19</span></p>RRRAAAWWWWHHHHRRRRR!!!!
[dice=Claw 1]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Rip 1]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Claw 2]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Rip 2]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Bite]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Gnaw]1d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Rend]4d6+10[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-08T20:45:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=332?Last-one-to-post-wins#165602015-06-04T23:01:23Z2015-06-04T23:01:23Z<p>Hope you have a new blade for your shanking. The one you used on my tough hide bent.</p>Hope you have a new blade for your shanking. The one you used on my tough hide bent.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-04T23:01:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=332?Last-one-to-post-wins#165552015-06-03T19:48:33Z2015-06-03T19:48:33Z<p>Who's There?</p>Who's There?Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-03T19:48:33ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=84?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#41962015-06-02T14:36:24Z2015-06-02T14:36:24Z<p>Scarlet Pumpernickle</p>Scarlet PumpernickleMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-02T14:36:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=240?BANNED#119822015-06-02T13:16:21Z2015-06-02T13:16:21Z<p>Banned for hiding your age.</p>Banned for hiding your age.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-02T13:16:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=89?The-Next-Poster#44022015-08-03T16:35:08Z2015-06-01T19:28:49Z<p>And Vega will become the most powerful Solar System in the galaxy.</p>
<p>The next poster has already fallen to our mighty army.</p>And Vega will become the most powerful Solar System in the galaxy.
The next poster has already fallen to our mighty army.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-01T19:28:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=84?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#41942015-06-01T19:19:21Z2015-06-01T19:19:21Z<p>RRRAAAWWWHHHRRRRRR!!!</p>
<p>[Translation: Tagalong!]</p>RRRAAAWWWHHHRRRRRR!!!
[Translation: Tagalong!]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-06-01T19:19:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=330?Last-one-to-post-wins#164982015-05-28T19:30:59Z2015-05-28T19:30:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Uncle Teddy's Bear, Fred wrote:</div><blockquote><p> <i>• turns around and sticks tongue out at Alissa's Bear •</i></p>
<p>Grrawr Rawr Roar Grrr</p>
<p>(Translation: Hey I know what to do to get the best treats.) </blockquote><p>•Peaks out from normal resting place.•
<p>RRRAAWWWHHHRRR???
<br />
[Translation: Do you?]</p>Uncle Teddy's Bear, Fred wrote:* turns around and sticks tongue out at Alissa's Bear *
Grrawr Rawr Roar Grrr
(Translation: Hey I know what to do to get the best treats.)
*Peaks out from normal resting place.* RRRAAWWWHHHRRR???
[Translation: Do you?]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-05-28T19:30:59ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=53?False-factoids#26282015-05-28T16:05:49Z2015-05-28T16:05:49Z<p>MD invented spicy Volcano Chips</p>MD invented spicy Volcano ChipsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-05-28T16:05:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=330?Last-one-to-post-wins#164922015-05-28T16:04:01Z2015-05-28T16:04:01Z<p>RRRRAAAWWWWHHHRRRR!</p>
<p>•Translation: Suckup•</p>RRRRAAAWWWWHHHRRRR!
*Translation: Suckup*Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-05-28T16:04:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=84?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#41792015-05-26T16:26:04Z2015-05-26T16:26:04Z<p>The Phantom of the Opera Jr.</p>The Phantom of the Opera Jr.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-05-26T16:26:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=329?Last-one-to-post-wins#164212015-05-20T13:44:15Z2015-05-20T13:44:15Z<p>RRRRRAAAWWWHHHRRRR!</p>RRRRRAAAWWWHHHRRRR!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-05-20T13:44:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=328?Last-one-to-post-wins#163552015-05-13T14:43:12Z2015-05-13T14:43:12Z<p>RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!</p>RRRRAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-05-13T14:43:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=52?False-factoids#25972015-05-12T20:01:48Z2015-05-12T20:01:48Z<p>Pulg's facial hair is really a compost heap.</p>Pulg's facial hair is really a compost heap.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-05-12T20:01:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=116?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#57732015-05-05T20:20:54Z2015-05-05T20:20:54Z<p>•Lets out a mighty Roar.•
<br />
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Will Save vs Intimidate DC:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 20 ⇒ (6) + 20 = 26</span></p>*Lets out a mighty Roar.*
RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
[dice=Will Save vs Intimidate DC]1d20+20[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-05-05T20:20:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=116?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#57642015-05-05T17:09:43Z2015-05-05T17:09:43Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Next Victim:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Once More With Feeling:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Going For It:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>First Claw:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 2) + 10 = 14</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Second Claw:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 3) + 10 = 19</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Gnashy Time:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 10 ⇒ (2) + 10 = 12</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rend:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 1, 4, 3) + 10 = 22</span></p>[dice=Next Victim]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Once More With Feeling]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Going For It]1d20+10[/dice]
[dice=First Claw]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Second Claw]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Gnashy Time]1d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Rend]4d6+10[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-05-05T17:09:43ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=115?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#57462015-05-05T13:45:24Z2015-05-05T13:45:24Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (10) + 15 = 25</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 16</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shred 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (1, 4) + 10 = 15</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shred 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 5) + 10 = 17</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Gnaw:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 10 ⇒ (1) + 10 = 11</span>
<br />
<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rend:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 + 10 ⇒ (5, 3, 4, 4) + 10 = 26</span></p>[dice=Claw 1]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Claw 2]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Bite]1d20+10[/dice]
[dice=Shred 1]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Shred 2]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Gnaw]1d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Rend]4d6+10[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-05-05T13:45:24ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=326?Last-one-to-post-wins#162902015-05-04T15:00:08Z2015-05-04T15:00:08Z<p>•Examines the troll with one of his tentacle sensors.•</p>
<p>He'll live. Just knocked himself sensless.</p>*Examines the troll with one of his tentacle sensors.*
He'll live. Just knocked himself sensless.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-05-04T15:00:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=326?Last-one-to-post-wins#162562015-04-28T16:00:23Z2015-04-28T16:00:23Z<p>Ain't that the truth.</p>Ain't that the truth.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-04-28T16:00:23ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Corrupt the WishOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2m7oa&page=69?Corrupt-the-Wish#34252015-04-28T14:41:57Z2015-04-28T14:41:57Z<p>Granted, he now only eats gnolls.</p>
<p>I wish I had a photographic memory.</p>Granted, he now only eats gnolls.
I wish I had a photographic memory.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-04-28T14:41:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=87?The-Next-Poster#43262015-04-28T14:32:56Z2015-04-28T14:32:56Z<p>RAAAWWWHHHHRRRR!</p>
<p>RRRRRRAAAWWWHHHHHRRRRRR?</p>RAAAWWWHHHHRRRR!
RRRRRRAAAWWWHHHHHRRRRRR?Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-04-28T14:32:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=50?False-factoids#24942015-04-20T20:09:51Z2015-04-20T20:09:51Z<p>Molten Dragon is a shortened version of his real name: Moldynarius Dragonandonandon.</p>Molten Dragon is a shortened version of his real name: Moldynarius Dragonandonandon.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-04-20T20:09:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=112?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#55752015-04-06T17:35:15Z2015-04-06T17:35:15Z<p>RRAAWWWHHHRRR!!!</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (12) + 15 = 27</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shread 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (4, 3) + 10 = 17</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (19) + 15 = 34</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shread 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 3) + 10 = 19</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 ⇒ (11) + 10 = 21</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>NomNom:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15</span></p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>1000 lb Ball of Furry Fury:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 ⇒ (5) + 10 = 15</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Splat:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">3d6 + 20 ⇒ (1, 5, 3) + 20 = 29</span></p>RRAAWWWHHHRRR!!!
[dice=Claw 1]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Shread 1]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Claw 2]1d20+15[/dice]
[dice=Shread 2]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Bite]1d20+10[/dice]
[dice=NomNom]1d6+10[/dice]
[dice=1000 lb Ball of Furry Fury]1d20+10[/dice]
[dice=Splat]3d6+20[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-04-06T17:35:15ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=318?Last-one-to-post-wins#158802015-03-27T19:03:29Z2015-03-27T19:03:29Z<p>Someone call a doctor about hearing loss?</p>Someone call a doctor about hearing loss?Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-03-27T19:03:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=110?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#54642015-03-27T15:39:08Z2015-03-27T15:39:08Z<p>RAAWWWWRRRRR!!!</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>The Claw:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 12 + 5 = 20</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rip:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 12 + 5 ⇒ (5, 6) + 12 + 5 = 28</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>The Other Claw:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 + 5 ⇒ (14) + 12 + 5 = 31</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Shread:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 12 + 5 ⇒ (4, 5) + 12 + 5 = 26</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 10 + 5 ⇒ (17) + 10 + 5 = 32</span> <span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Gnash:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 10 + 5 ⇒ (6) + 10 + 5 = 21</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>If Both Claws Hit:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">4d6 + 12 + 5 ⇒ (2, 3, 5, 2) + 12 + 5 = 29</span></p>RAAWWWWRRRRR!!!
[dice=The Claw]1d20+12+5[/dice] [dice=Rip]2d6+12+5[/dice]
[dice=The Other Claw]1d20+12+5[/dice] [dice=Shread]2d6+12+5[/dice]
[dice=Bite]1d20+10+5[/dice] [dice=Gnash]1d6+10+5[/dice]
[dice=If Both Claws Hit]4d6+12+5[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-03-27T15:39:08ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=316?Last-one-to-post-wins#157782015-03-24T14:28:34Z2015-03-24T14:28:34Z<p>Shh. The adults are winning.</p>Shh. The adults are winning.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-03-24T14:28:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=109?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#54362015-03-24T14:21:26Z2015-03-24T14:21:26Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Scent:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 15 ⇒ (16) + 15 = 31</span></p>[dice=Scent]1d20+15[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-03-24T14:21:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=316?Last-one-to-post-wins#157652015-03-23T22:30:11Z2015-03-23T22:30:11Z<p>•Whack BL out of the winner's circle.•</p>*Whack BL out of the winner's circle.*Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-03-23T22:30:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsOld Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=314?Last-one-to-post-wins#156542015-03-20T15:03:34Z2015-03-20T15:03:34Z<p>Say nothing or your laryngitis will get worse.</p>Say nothing or your laryngitis will get worse.Old Doc Flumph (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-03-20T15:03:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=235?BANNED#117502015-03-11T20:19:39Z2015-03-11T20:19:39Z<p>Banned because I am at the bottom of the page.</p>Banned because I am at the bottom of the page.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-03-11T20:19:39ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=235?BANNED#117442015-03-10T16:47:48Z2015-03-10T16:47:48Z<p>Banned for being too skinny to eat.</p>Banned for being too skinny to eat.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-03-10T16:47:48ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=235?BANNED#117422015-03-10T16:28:26Z2015-03-10T16:28:26Z<p>Banned because no one has banned since Sunday.</p>Banned because no one has banned since Sunday.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-03-10T16:28:26ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=310?Last-one-to-post-wins#154752015-03-06T20:39:57Z2015-03-06T20:39:57Z<p>You are too busy being annoying to win, so I will take it off your hands.</p>You are too busy being annoying to win, so I will take it off your hands.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-03-06T20:39:57ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=235?BANNED#117152015-03-03T19:39:49Z2015-03-03T19:39:49Z<p>Banned for pretending to be the Kung Fu Panda.</p>Banned for pretending to be the Kung Fu Panda.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-03-03T19:39:49ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=104?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#51772015-02-23T15:31:54Z2015-02-23T15:31:54Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Survival:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 25 ⇒ (15) + 25 = 40</span></p>[dice=Survival]1d20+25[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-23T15:31:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=233?BANNED#116232015-02-17T17:52:51Z2015-02-17T17:52:51Z<p>Banned for being too small to even be an appetizer.</p>Banned for being too small to even be an appetizer.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-17T17:52:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=103?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#51142015-02-16T15:26:32Z2015-02-16T15:26:32Z<p>rrraahhhrr</p>rrraahhhrrAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-16T15:26:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=103?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#51052015-02-15T21:56:17Z2015-02-15T21:56:17Z<p>Burp</p>BurpAlissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-15T21:56:17ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=302?Last-one-to-post-wins#150852015-02-12T16:54:22Z2015-02-12T16:54:22Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Jurassic Bard wrote:</div><blockquote> You still haven't answered the question. </blockquote><p>Since Khan means King, you have to ask.Jurassic Bard wrote:You still haven't answered the question.
Since Khan means King, you have to ask.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-12T16:54:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=232?BANNED#115812015-02-12T16:47:22Z2015-02-12T16:47:22Z<p>The cultist is banned for worshiping the wrong pantheon.</p>The cultist is banned for worshiping the wrong pantheon.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-12T16:47:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=302?Last-one-to-post-wins#150752015-02-11T21:45:19Z2015-02-11T21:45:19Z<p>Another tasty morsel.</p>Another tasty morsel.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-11T21:45:19ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=302?Last-one-to-post-wins#150732015-02-11T21:18:30Z2015-02-11T21:18:30Z<p>100% Carnivore.</p>100% Carnivore.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-11T21:18:30ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=302?Last-one-to-post-wins#150712015-02-11T21:07:28Z2015-02-11T21:07:28Z<p>I am a big cat, and the answer is NO.</p>I am a big cat, and the answer is NO.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-11T21:07:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=302?Last-one-to-post-wins#150522015-02-10T16:04:03Z2015-02-10T16:04:03Z<p>I am not Humanity, and glad of it.</p>I am not Humanity, and glad of it.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-10T16:04:03ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=299?Last-one-to-post-wins#149352015-02-02T21:30:44Z2015-02-02T21:30:44Z<p>•Runs into Grodd's treehouse and flicks the red flower off tale.•
<br />
•Takes win as compensation for indignity inflicted by said gorilla.•</p>*Runs into Grodd's treehouse and flicks the red flower off tale.*
*Takes win as compensation for indignity inflicted by said gorilla.*Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-02T21:30:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=299?Last-one-to-post-wins#149332015-02-02T20:06:20Z2015-02-02T20:06:20Z<p>Never too busy to take the win.</p>Never too busy to take the win.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-02T20:06:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=299?Last-one-to-post-wins#149312015-02-02T19:17:05Z2015-02-02T19:17:05Z<p>Blackbird pie. Sounds yummy.</p>Blackbird pie. Sounds yummy.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-02-02T19:17:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=296?Last-one-to-post-wins#147512015-01-20T15:41:18Z2015-01-20T15:41:18Z<p>Puny dragon, the win is mine.</p>Puny dragon, the win is mine.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-01-20T15:41:18ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=78?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#38622015-01-19T21:54:05Z2015-01-19T21:54:05Z<p>Phlegm Breath</p>Phlegm BreathMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-01-19T21:54:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=295?Last-one-to-post-wins#147092015-01-14T22:39:05Z2015-01-14T22:39:05Z<p>Kills the poog for having the red flower.</p>Kills the poog for having the red flower.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2015-01-14T22:39:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=78?The-Next-Poster#38712014-12-15T18:10:11Z2014-12-15T18:10:11Z<p>Lots of good food on the trails.</p>
<p>The next poster got lost on the lost trail.</p>Lots of good food on the trails.
The next poster got lost on the lost trail.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-12-15T18:10:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: BANNED!Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l84v&page=226?BANNED#112712014-12-12T13:44:10Z2014-12-12T13:44:10Z<p>Poog is banned for sleeping in said closet.</p>Poog is banned for sleeping in said closet.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-12-12T13:44:10ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=78?The-Next-Poster#38612014-12-11T15:11:31Z2014-12-11T15:11:31Z<p>I ate a fat pink baby once, made me hungry for more.</p>
<p>The next poster is a poster child for the wee willie winkies.</p>I ate a fat pink baby once, made me hungry for more.
The next poster is a poster child for the wee willie winkies.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-12-11T15:11:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsMidgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=284?Last-one-to-post-wins#141512014-12-05T22:44:04Z2014-12-05T22:44:04Z<p>Go away little troll.
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The grownups are here.</p>Go away little troll.
The grownups are here.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-12-05T22:44:04ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=95?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#47162014-11-26T21:04:14Z2014-11-26T21:04:14Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Reflex Save:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 ⇒ (14) + 12 = 26</span></p>[dice=Reflex Save]1d20+12[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-11-26T21:04:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=95?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#47112014-11-26T17:20:13Z2014-11-26T17:20:13Z<p>•Goes over to protect his friend.•
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Attack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 9 ⇒ (6) + 9 = 15</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 6 ⇒ (6) + 6 = 12</span></p>*Goes over to protect his friend.*
[dice=Attack]1d20+9[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d6+6[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-11-26T17:20:13ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=95?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#47052014-11-26T16:45:53Z2014-11-26T16:45:53Z<p>No damage.</p>No damage.Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-11-26T16:45:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=94?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#46972014-11-25T22:18:56Z2014-11-25T22:18:56Z<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Charge Attack:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 2 + 9 ⇒ (17) + 2 + 9 = 28</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Damage:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 6 ⇒ (2) + 6 = 8</span></p>[dice=Charge Attack]1d20+2+9[/dice]
[dice=Damage]1d6+6[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-11-25T22:18:56ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=77?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#38412014-11-17T22:13:05Z2014-11-17T22:13:05Z<p>The clown who is scared of children.</p>The clown who is scared of children.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-11-17T22:13:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=275?Last-one-to-post-wins#137412014-11-17T22:11:29Z2014-11-17T22:11:29Z<p>Seconded.</p>Seconded.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-11-17T22:11:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=93?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#46332014-11-10T17:31:41Z2014-11-10T17:31:41Z<p>RRAAAAHHHWWWRRR!!</p>
<p>Full Attack next Horc
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Confirm Bite:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Claw 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Tear:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 5 ⇒ (3) + 5 = 8</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Tear Crit:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d4 + 5 ⇒ (1) + 5 = 6</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Slash 1:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Slash 2:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 5 ⇒ (5) + 5 = 10</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rend:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (2, 3) + 10 = 15</span></p>RRAAAAHHHWWWRRR!!
Full Attack next Horc
[dice=Bite]1d20+12[/dice]
[dice=Confirm Bite]1d20+12[/dice]
[dice=Claw 1]1d20+12[/dice]
[dice=Claw 2]1d20+12[/dice]
[dice=Tear]1d4+5[/dice]
[dice=Tear Crit]1d4+5[/dice]
[dice=Slash 1][1d6+5[/dice]
[dice=Slash 2]1d6+5[/dice]
[dice=Rend]2d6+10[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-11-10T17:31:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Time for the Tomb of Borrors!Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2q1dy&page=93?Time-for-the-Tomb-of-Borrors#46292014-11-10T16:17:02Z2014-11-10T16:17:02Z<p>RAAHHHRRR!</p>
<p>•Grabs Tbashtri by his sleeve and drags him back to AM H.•</p>
<p><span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Charges the nearest Horc - First Claw:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (13) + 12 + 2 = 27</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Second Claw:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 + 2 ⇒ (20) + 12 + 2 = 34</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Confirm Critical:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Frist Claw:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">1d6 + 5 ⇒ (2) + 5 = 7</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Second Claw:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (3, 3) + 10 = 16</span>
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<span class="messageboard-dice"><b>Rend:</b></span> <span class="messageboard-dice">2d6 + 10 ⇒ (6, 5) + 10 = 21</span></p>RAAHHHRRR!
*Grabs Tbashtri by his sleeve and drags him back to AM H.*
[dice=Charges the nearest Horc - First Claw]1d20+12+2[/dice]
[dice=Second Claw]1d20+12+2[/dice]
[dice=Confirm Critical]1d20+12[/dice]
[dice=Frist Claw]1d6+5[/dice]
[dice=Second Claw]2d6+10[/dice]
[dice=Rend]2d6+10[/dice]Alissa's Bear (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-11-10T16:17:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=73?The-Next-Poster#36332014-10-24T21:31:20Z2014-10-24T21:31:20Z<p>This one had a glorious tiger head instead of a paultry lion head.</p>
<p>The next poster spent time in the foreign legion.</p>This one had a glorious tiger head instead of a paultry lion head.
The next poster spent time in the foreign legion.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-10-24T21:31:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=73?The-Next-Poster#36272014-10-24T16:03:03Z2014-10-24T15:39:53Z<p>I eat a bowl of them with milk for breakfast every morning.</p>
<p>The next poster is a thing of beauty.</p>I eat a bowl of them with milk for breakfast every morning.
The next poster is a thing of beauty.Midgard Serpent (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-10-24T15:39:53ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Give the person above you a nickname.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2n80q&page=76?Give-the-person-above-you-a-nickname#37962014-10-24T14:04:45Z2014-10-24T14:04:45Z<p>Carnage Jr.</p>Carnage Jr.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-10-24T14:04:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The Next Poster...Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2l5cf&page=73?The-Next-Poster#36092014-10-21T19:24:46Z2014-10-21T19:24:46Z<p>I ate a trail of children I found in the woods, led me right out.</p>
<p>The next poster was supposed to be on that field trip, but wasn't.</p>I ate a trail of children I found in the woods, led me right out.
The next poster was supposed to be on that field trip, but wasn't.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-10-21T19:24:46ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The wrong alias...Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhzd&page=3?The-wrong-alias#1072014-10-02T13:53:09Z2014-10-02T13:53:09Z<p>Did someone call for the great Shere?</p>Did someone call for the great Shere?Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-10-02T13:53:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=270?Last-one-to-post-wins#134702014-10-01T13:32:11Z2014-10-01T13:32:11Z<p>•Rips the bag open with very sharp claws. Takes the WIN when it falls out.•</p>*Rips the bag open with very sharp claws. Takes the WIN when it falls out.*Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-10-01T13:32:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The wrong alias...Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2rhzd&page=2?The-wrong-alias#812014-09-23T18:28:38Z2014-09-23T18:28:38Z<p>Hiss!</p>Hiss!Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-09-23T18:28:38ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsShere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=269?Last-one-to-post-wins#134082014-09-22T16:33:54Z2014-09-22T16:33:54Z<p>I did say that.</p>I did say that.Shere Khan (alias of Charles Scholz)2014-09-22T16:33:54Z