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Of course I don't. The centuries old techniques are still the most effective.

The next poster walked into a bar.


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Sliska face didn't always look so fearful; that only happened after his first session at the GoatToucher Massage Parlor.


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The next poster's head isn't screwed on right.


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Now you're getting it.


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I almost forgot; start eating mint leaves every day to take care of that halitosis problem.


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I can work these 2 in now, but you will have to make appointments for the rest. Depending on the day, I can probably see maybe 3, unless an emergency comes up like that unicorn where some goblin snuck up and cut off its horn while it was distracted by the pretty princess.

Okay Claw, hop on this table and lets see how you are.

*Some 10 minutes of hm's and ah's later.
For the most part Claw is okay, but he does seem to have some anxiety issues that has raised his blood pressure. I recommend a week long vacation in the jungle. Let him relax by climbing trees and make sure he eats some leaves of the juniper trees. They are very relaxing.

Your turn Trillion.

*Some more hm's and ah's later.
You are still over weight. Have you been eating more than once a week? Three heads do not mean 3 meals.
You also need to run around after eating instead of lying down to sleep. Get the juices flowing.
I also noticed some brown spots on your teeth after I cleaned the blood off. Looks like you have a calcium deficiency. Easy fix. You need to drink fresh unpasteurized blue Bantha milk. You will need to drink 1 gallon a day for the next month and 2 gallons a week for the next 5 months.
This needs to come straight from the Bantha, so you will need to keep it alive and milk it.

Now if you will excuse me, I have to do a tonsillectomy on a giraffe.


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Someone called?


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*Comes up behind the Nasty Orc and taps on the head.

There, there.


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Or just ripping the limbs off his victims.
I learned a lot just watching him.

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The 12th Doctor already did that on a tank in medieval England.

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High Noun - Grammar school will never be the same.
The Shoutist - May the best hog caller win.
The Brain Robbers - The democrats take over the world by giving everyone a lobotomy.
True Grip - Free-style mountain climbing.
The Green Beets - A family of veggie farmers try to save their crops from the ravages of nature and a greedy land baron.
The Bar Wagon - Bootleggers try to avoid the police while taking their customers around the town.
Blond Alley - The dizziest neighborhood.


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*Comes up behind Nosferatu Fester Addams and rips his head off. Sticks it on top of the flag pole of Freedom Tower.
Rips off his arms. Puts one inside a termite mound in Africa and the other in a killer bee hive in South America.
Tears of his legs. Throws one in the Atlantic Ocean and the other in the Pacific.
Rips the heart out of his chest. Throws the chest into Mt Vesuvius and encases his heart in an unbreakable glass cube.

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I like Riri. She is one of my favorite new characters.


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Nosferatu Fester Addams wrote:
Yeah, I have no idea what you just said. So, I'm just going to keep eating you.

He said he is a connoisseur of modern art. Now stop eating him.


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*Bewildered look on face.
But..., but...I make terrible decisions.
That's how I got here in the first place.


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*Just now realizes decision making was part of the ring deal.
Tries to pull off the ring.

It won't come off!
What have you gotten me in to?

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Its not coming out for another 8 months!
Why do you torture us this way?
4 months notice would be better.

Edit:
I agree with Gleeful, Bestiaries should just be for enemies.
Have a special Player's Handbook maybe once a year with PC rules of Bestiary creatures.

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Hobzah!

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So Far 70,000+ signatures to keep Spidey with MCU

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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Charles Scholz wrote:

Seriously?

19 NEW playable species?
Isn't that a bit excessive?
How many did Pathfinder have by the end?

50, but less than 10 per Bestiary.


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Nosferatu Fester Addams wrote:

That's quite a lovely tune you are whistling, Schism.

Tell me, is it "My Heart is like a Rusty Accordion" by Dirty Hanukkah?

It was a new song - "The Past is Gone, But I'm still Getting Revenge" by Smarty Pants.

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Dora the Exploder - The secret life of an international serial bomber.


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*casts comprehend languages

Yeah, Fester. A mummy without it's feet to shamble with is like a werewolf that can't howl.

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Vidmaster7 wrote:
So Ewoks are obviously carnivorous right? What do they eat? I didn't see any animals for them to hunt on their planet. Its a society of cannibals!

You obviously didn't see the Ewok movies

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If you edit out half of the Finn-Poe-Rose plot, it is a decent movie.


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You will never be as great as King Friday the XIII!

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Ajax and Makkari (Macary above) are going to be female in the movie instead of male as in the comic.
I hope they get the personalities right.
Ajax was serious when needed and casual when he wasn't carrying out Zuras' orders.
Makkari was always had a laid back attitude, similar to a 70's surfer dude who didn't care much for authority figures.
As for Thena and Sersi, Thena is the older of the two and more of a closet rebel. She does some things her father, Zuras, probably wouldn't approve of, but she keeps it secret from everyone. Her public persona is that of a dutiful daughter. Sersi was always the more fun one in the beginning, but later comics made her more serious.

Edit: Just noticed Lia McHugh playing Sprite - another male in the comic being played by a female in the movie.

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A shake of rattlebacks.

A _______ of terrorbeasts.


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He's only been around for almost 6 decades. He has a lot to learn about himself.


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Yowch! Watch where you are aiming!

*walks over and waves a piece of pickled herring under Nasty's nose.

That should do it.


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Oh sure, invite me over then serve leftovers. :~(

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Huzzah!

Love the whistle!

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DeathQuaker wrote:
And speaking of the old Birds of Prey TV show, the evil blonde lady you see in the trailer is a villain called Alice (of the "Alice in Wonderland" gang, so I wonder if she is a successor to Mad Hatter) and is played by Rachel Skarsten, who played Dinah in the old BoP show.

I thought she might be White Rabbit from the comics.

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New Batwoman Trailer


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The Nasty Orc wrote:
"Necklace? I don't remember getting a a necklace ... Schism did I get a necklace? Maybe I ate it?"

No, you gave me the monster repelling necklace because you didn't want to risk a snack running away from you.

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Four of our favorite Marvel actors versus an Avengers: Endgame themed escape room.

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Do her tattoos change to match elemental colors?


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You need to be eaten for that pun!


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Nasty Orc is banned for being so late to the party.


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Careful, I hear Malvel uses alum for flea powder.
That stuff will shrink your mouth, tongue and stomach.


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Thank you Count, the darn stuff was giving me an upset stomach.


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I thought you would be more like a kid in a candy store?
Learned something new - Nasty likes presents.

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Tectorman wrote:
Episode 8, however, is where things get underwhelming. Apparently, the Resistance base wasn't the only base we saw, but the only base, period. They evacuate in the only three ships they have, period. And by the end of the movie, the Resistance's entire list of military assets is the Millenium Falcon and its personnel, across the entire galaxy, has been reduced to the Falcon's standing room only. And while we're not similarly told that the First Order fleet pursuing them has all of the ships the First Order possesses, one tends to judge a combatant by their opposition. Three ships' worth of Resistance assets is apparently a challenge for the First Order, so how underwhelming must they be?

Actually, Leia asked for help from other resistance leaders but they didn't come.


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It did, but AM HEALER could do more damage with a mace than a spell at low levels. He than promptly forgot the spell.

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Star Wars: The Rest of Skywalker - Luke's hand is back, and it is pissed.

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Dark Empire and Timothy Zahn's Heir to the Force came out at the same time in 1991.
They were the first new Star Wars book since 1983 and first comic since 1986.

Dark Empire was the first time the Emperor had clones.

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Is it me, or does the Monad look like the invisible creature from Johnny Quest?

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OMG! - That was Spectacular!
Loved Lando back in the Falcon!

archmagi1 wrote:
Palpatine is back!?!?!

Probably a Force Ghost.

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Film Clip


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The Clown Prince of Closets makes the cheese in his secret laboratory.

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