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Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Jeez, of all the things I was expecting, that was definitely not one of them. Take all the time you need, man. Hope you get well soon!


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Fort Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 2 = 5

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (7) + 4 = 11

Carina, her stomach rolling, manages to get to the top of the mast for her watch, but the events of last night have made her tired, and she doesn't really see much of anything besides the sea.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Sense Motive: 1d20 ⇒ 8

Carina sighs. "I guess so. Don't see why we couldn't have just beat him to a pulp...we were winning!"


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Oh yeah, I always forget about Brawler. That might be even better.

Also, I think you made a mistake, my attack still should have gone off before the bugbear moved. I'm at the top of the initiative order, and since he was stunned he essentially lost a turn, which means that I had two attacks before he got un-stunned.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Man, I should really consider dipping for at least 1 level into Monk. I really want Carina to be this character who, no matter what the situation is or whatever she's carrying on her, she can kick your butt. Really think a level of monk could help with that. Even though my WIS is 10.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Carina grins at Raph as the two of them take turns slugging the bugbear in the head. "But it's not about bending to waves or anything, it's about sending a message to the others. And to this guy. We'll see, chances are I'll forget about it once we get our stuff back. Really just kind of mad at him for delaying us...want my knives back."

She punches the bugbear again.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (9) + 7 = 16
Nonlethal Damage: 1d2 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + (4) = 5


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Sadly, you can't coup de grace a stunned opponent without the feat Dastardly Finish. Which I think I'm actually going to get. I do get sneak attack against him now that he's stunned though.

Also Raph-thank you SO much for moving to flank. Honestly, I currently play 3 characters who can sneak attack and I can count on one hand the amount of times a teammate has helped me flank. So thanks for that!

Carina sighs. There's nothing around in the area to use. "Guess I gotta beat you up barehanded. Will have to come back later to cut off your hand."

She punches at the bugbear.

Attack: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (10) + 7 = 17
Nonlethal Damage: 1d2 + 1d6 ⇒ (1) + (1) = 2


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Carina looks around for anything she can use as an improvised shiv-a piece of wood, a long nail, anything. She grabs whatever's closest to her.

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 Oh boy


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Sure. Or to make him just kind of go away and forget we were ever there. Just make him pretend nothing happened...


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Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Carina's eyes narrow at the bugbear. "Tell you what-you tell Scourge and you wake up without a hand in the morning. Put up a fight now, I take both hands. Go back to bed and leave us alone, big guy."

Intimidate: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (17) + 3 = 20


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (7) + 16 = 23

Carina stumbles slightly, but still sounds pretty quiet while doing so. Or at least she hopes.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Welcome back, GM! Sorry I was a little late in posting, meant to do this yesterday but a few things came up and I had to postpone it.


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Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Carina nods at Sloog and follows him, gesturing for Gnaly and the others to follow.

Stealth: 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (18) + 16 = 34

God, I love goblins so much. Closest thing to invisibility at first level. +15 to anything at first level is absolutely ridiculous.
By far my favorite race ever.

EDIT: Make that +16, forgot I'm not wearing my armor right now.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Not sure what being up there during the night would do, Monkey Goblins don't get darkvision :P


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Holy crap we actually have a party face. Impressive, Gadoongo.

Carina looks at Raph and Sloog. "Ready to go? Let's get our stuff back. Want my cooking stuff."

If we do end up doing the whole Teamwork feats every 2 levels, we should absolutely get Stealth Synergy. It's stupidly good when used with multiple people.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Day 1-Daytime

By the end of the day, Carina's nearly crying from how bored she is.

Day 1-Night

Carina smiles grimly at Sloog. "I've been known to pick a few locks before. Let's go do this."


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Carina quickly turns her attention to the open sea, standing stock still on the mast as she stares forward without even blinking. She mutters to herself under her breath "That didn't go like I planned...just wanted distraction to get my stuff back. Crud. Now I gotta apologize to Mr Hugsy later."


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Carina's voice drifts down to the goblins on deck. "So BORED. UGH!!!"


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Please, anyone knows that a goblin with a CHA score over 10 is a freak of nature anyways. And besides, we're pirates now-don't need to be charismatic anymore!

After five minutes of scanning the open sea, Carina is on the verge of hurling herself off the mast. "I'm so FREAKING BORED!"

She sees a few of the others squaring off down below her. She shouts down, "Fight! Fight! Fight! Hahahahahaha!" She's not really paying attention to anything besides Sloog, Scruug, Kraleck and Raph. To be fair though, five minutes of uninterrupted attentiveness is a new record for her.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Carina sits on the top of the mast (Was there a sailor-y word for that bit of wood? She decided to find out later) and kicks her feet back and forth while she whistles to herself. "Huh. All things considered...this isn't too bad. Nice day, warm out, nice little breeze up here. This is gonna suck during a storm though."

She scans the horizon slowly, trying to do her job. She's taking it seriously, for now. Who knows how long that'll last?

Perception: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (12) + 4 = 16


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

"The name's Carina! Aye aye, sir!"

She then mutters to herself "Not like he'd catch me up here sleeping, the idiot can't even hear us talking up here. Hope he realizes I can't see in the dark."


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

"Seems like we all need stuff to really be able to do things. I heard the guy at the bottom of the master complaining about a spellbook earlier, too. So maybe we make finding our things our first priority, then go from there?"


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

"Sorry, no food on me. But if you can find my stuff, I had a waffle iron there. You ever had a waffle? It's like bread that's sweet and made of squares. I used to be a cook on land, maybe I could whip something up if we can find any scraps."


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Carina perches off to the side of the mast, making a bit of room for anyone else to come up next to her. She yells back down at the female goblin.

"Not too bad-unless you don't like not seeing land anywhere, in which case the view sucks. Nice to meet you, by the way-I'm Carina."


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Really glad your kid's okay, GM :)


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

No problem!

Climb: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (16) + 11 = 27
Climb: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19
Climb: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (9) + 11 = 20
Climb: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (8) + 11 = 19
Climb: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (11) + 11 = 22


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Carina cracks her knuckles, stretches a bit, and is up the rope in seconds. "Come on, slowpokes! Lovely view up here!" she cackles, dangling from a rope without a care in the world.

I have a 30 ft climb speed, and a +11 to climb. Do I need to roll?


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Oh geez, take all the time you need. Family absolutely comes first. I hope everything goes well for you guys.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Carina sighs. "Always the crazies. Why do I always get crazies?" she mutters to herself.

Focusing back on the other goblin, she levels a glare at him. "Don't know what you plan on doing with your arms out like that...am not a hugger. And dont let these other guys see you doing that. We on pirate ship. Don't think they'll appreciate touchy-feely stuff. Even less than I do."


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Profile's updated (I could've sworn I did it over the weekend, guess I forgot to hit submit) and I'm all posted. Let's get this show on the road, eh?


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Carina blearily opens her eyes, then shuts them again. Oof. Light hurts. That guy looking at me not making it any better. This gonna suck.

Kn. Local: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (11) + 5 = 16
Intelligence: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (12) + 1 = 13

Events of the night rush back to her, and she smacks her head on the back of the wall in frustration. Damn, damn, damn. This is really happening. Not Harrigan, anyone but him...

Carina opens her eyes faintly again. It's less painful this time. The other goblin's still staring at her, mouth agape. "Draw a picture, bud. It'll last longer..."


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Heh. In my all-kobold S&S game, the GM gives us a teamwork feat every even level. It works scarily well, actually.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Huh. Scruug, this could actually work out fairly well. I'm working towards doing a lot of disarming (since then I get free sneak attack damage when I smack them with a waffle iron) so then we could do something where I disarm them, you run up and hug them while I shiv them in the back a few times.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Yeah, I'm definitely okay with that-like I said, I'm totally cool with the affection thing, but I just don't want to die from it accidentally.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)
Scruug wrote:
Kraleck wrote:
Kraleck is glad he does not have to experience Scruug's 'affections'.

He is actually being affectionit, the catch is... Just take a look at the defensive talent of fire kineticists.

** spoiler omitted **

Ok, I'm not actually sure if I'm cool with that, to be perfectly honest. Like, I was ok with the whole affectionate thing as long as it didn't get too weird, but I'd rather not have to heal every time you decide to hug me. Really not trying to be a jerk, but I'm just not comfortable with that.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Scruug, hope you don't mind Carrie being a little hard to get. She gets a little...bottle smashy when she's startled or uncomfortable.


Female Monkey Goblin Unchained Rogue (Makeshift Scrapper) 1 | HP 11/11 | AC 18 Touch 15 FF 14 | Fort +2 Ref +6 Will +0 | CMD 13 | Init +4 | Perc +4 (Low-Light Vision)

Oh man, this is gonna be...interesting. Glad to be here, can't wait to get this show on the road!