paizo.com Recent Posts by Bender Rodriquezpaizo.com Recent Posts by Bender Rodriquez2015-03-23T00:21:50Z2015-03-23T00:21:50ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5185?Deep-6-FaWtL#2592282021-01-28T19:41:43Z2021-01-28T17:31:29Z<p>We went wrong with computers when we introduced the first law of robotics and turned them all into spineless automatons.</p>We went wrong with computers when we introduced the first law of robotics and turned them all into spineless automatons.Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2021-01-28T17:31:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5065?Deep-6-FaWtL#2532142020-09-24T12:40:07Z2020-09-22T17:14:59Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Woran wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Nylarthotep wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Woran wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Nylarthotep wrote:</div><blockquote> Sometimes I hate the internet. Too easy to get into Bones V kickstarter with a late pledge. But...PIRATES. </blockquote><p>Reaper minis good for game.
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Reaper minis bad for wallet. </blockquote><p>Truth.
<p>Not as rough as DF, but more like a death of a hundred cuts as each time I visit their website (or in this case the pledge manager), I spend more. </blockquote><p>•looks at huge pile of unpainted minis•
<p>Uhuh. </blockquote><p>•Also looks at huge pile of unpainted minis•
<p>Damn it, we got the wrong house!!</p>Woran wrote:Nylarthotep wrote: Woran wrote: Nylarthotep wrote: Sometimes I hate the internet. Too easy to get into Bones V kickstarter with a late pledge. But...PIRATES.
Reaper minis good for game.
Reaper minis bad for wallet. Truth. Not as rough as DF, but more like a death of a hundred cuts as each time I visit their website (or in this case the pledge manager), I spend more. *looks at huge pile of unpainted minis* Uhuh. *Also looks at huge pile of unpainted minis* Damn it, we got the...Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2020-09-22T17:14:59ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4531?Deep-6-FaWtL#2265152019-06-09T20:17:09Z2019-06-09T04:49:29Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">gran rey de los mono wrote:</div><blockquote> A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give it to my mom. Then when my dad goes to work tomorrow, mom will have sex with the mailman and give it to him. And he's the a&$@%•! that ran over my pet frog!" </blockquote><p>Forget the frog, just give me the hookers!gran rey de los mono wrote:A teenage boy walks into a brothel dragging a dead frog on a leash. He asks the head mistress specifically for a whore with an STD. The mistress is confused and asks the boy why. The boy says, "Well, when I go home my parents will go out and leave me and my little sister with a babysitter. The babysitter will have sex with me and get it. Then when my parents get home my dad will take the babysitter home, bang her on the way and get it. Then he will get home and give...Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2019-06-09T04:49:29ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=4505?Deep-6-FaWtL#2252432019-05-14T17:35:43Z2019-05-14T17:13:27Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Freehold DM wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Vanykrye wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">Drejk wrote:</div><blockquote> <a href="https://shaperofworlds.blogspot.com/2019/05/concept-art-lorm.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow">Lorm concept art</a>, anyone remembers those guys anyway? </blockquote>The side profile view makes me think of <i>The Dark Crystal</i>. Like a truncated form of the Mystics. </blockquote><p>wow.
<p>I am glad I didnt click on that! </blockquote><p>Mystics, not Skeksis. And they are much less threatening, they are more of a turtle-sloths. And I don't doodle that bad (or that good) for them to be scary.
<p>You know you want to click it... </blockquote>as captain yesterday says, I just can't risk it. </blockquote><p>:(
<p>Next time I will say those are sketches of big robots... </blockquote><p>And gambling, and hookers! In fact, forget the sketches!Drejk wrote:Freehold DM wrote: Drejk wrote: Freehold DM wrote: Vanykrye wrote: Drejk wrote: Lorm concept art, anyone remembers those guys anyway?
The side profile view makes me think of The Dark Crystal. Like a truncated form of the Mystics. wow. I am glad I didnt click on that! Mystics, not Skeksis. And they are much less threatening, they are more of a turtle-sloths. And I don't doodle that bad (or that good) for them to be scary. You know you want to click it... as captain yesterday says,...Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2019-05-14T17:13:27ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3885?Deep-6-FaWtL#1942142018-06-10T18:17:49Z2018-06-06T15:58:02Z<div class="messageboard-quotee">Just a Mort wrote:</div><blockquote> <div class="messageboard-quotee">NH wrote:</div><blockquote></p>
<p>Cooking for the family is going to be worth $5. I suspect the kids will take a MUCH greater interest in cooking knowing they're getting paid for it.</p>
<p></blockquote>Hopefully they don't give anyone food poisoning doing so! And the food is still edible! </blockquote><p>Hey! I'll have you know there was ten percent less than a lethal dose of salt in that!Just a Mort wrote:NH wrote:Cooking for the family is going to be worth $5. I suspect the kids will take a MUCH greater interest in cooking knowing they're getting paid for it.
Hopefully they don't give anyone food poisoning doing so! And the food is still edible! Hey! I'll have you know there was ten percent less than a lethal dose of salt in that!Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2018-06-06T15:58:02ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: What do you guys want for next year's Christmas?Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2usom?What-do-you-guys-want-for-next-years-Christmas#32017-12-26T15:48:56Z2017-12-26T15:48:56Z<p>A statue, 60 feet tall, with gambling, and hookers!</p>
<p>In fact, forget the gambling and statue!</p>A statue, 60 feet tall, with gambling, and hookers!
In fact, forget the gambling and statue!Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2017-12-26T15:48:56ZRe: Forums: Starfinder General Discussion: Variations on Android Appearance?Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uknn?Variations-on-Android-Appearance#252017-09-03T01:34:44Z2017-09-03T01:34:44Z<p>Bite my shiny prosthetic ass.</p>Bite my shiny prosthetic ass.Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2017-09-03T01:34:44ZRe: Forums: Website Feedback: A Request for Starfinder AvatarsBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2uhwd?A-Request-for-Starfinder-Avatars#212017-08-25T23:25:51Z2017-08-25T23:25:51Z<p>Because robots are the best!</p>Because robots are the best!Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2017-08-25T23:25:51ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Captain Yesterday's Action!Town! A respite From Guatemalan Insanity Peppers.Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u5rc&page=4?Captain-Yesterdays-ActionTown-A-respite-From#1562017-07-11T23:10:44Z2017-07-11T21:16:48Z<p>What do you mean 'too much salt' I used exactly ten percent less than a lethal dose of salt!</p>What do you mean 'too much salt' I used exactly ten percent less than a lethal dose of salt!Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2017-07-11T21:16:48ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3279?Deep-6-FaWtL#1639502017-07-10T18:01:55Z2017-07-10T16:26:31Z<p>Really, that's just smart economics.</p>
<p>You gotta stand on the money to make the money.</p>Really, that's just smart economics.
You gotta stand on the money to make the money.Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2017-07-10T16:26:31ZRe: Forums: Ironfang Invasion: Where do hobgoblins spend their money?Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u90v?Where-do-hobgoblins-spend-their-money#192017-04-04T22:41:38Z2017-04-04T22:41:38Z<p>They spend their money on gambling! And hookers!... in fact, forget the gambling!</p>They spend their money on gambling! And hookers!... in fact, forget the gambling!Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2017-04-04T22:41:38ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: A race to 400 aliases!!Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2u2rz&page=3?A-race-to-400-aliases#1232017-01-05T15:35:36Z2017-01-05T15:35:36Z<p>Humans aren't all bad.</p>
<p>For example, their fingerprints have all sorts of uses. And don't get me started on their reliance on DNA testing.</p>Humans aren't all bad.
For example, their fingerprints have all sorts of uses. And don't get me started on their reliance on DNA testing.Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2017-01-05T15:35:36ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=3014?Deep-6-FaWtL#1506822016-12-12T12:21:03Z2016-12-11T18:31:08Z<p>And bring plenty of booze!</p>And bring plenty of booze!Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2016-12-11T18:31:08ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: I've always wanted one of my threads to be necromancied.Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tv8h&page=5?Ive-always-wanted-one-of-my-threads-to-be#2032016-12-10T21:36:39Z2016-12-10T19:46:00Z<p>So</p>SoBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2016-12-10T19:46:00ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=109?The-Monkeys-Treefort#54232016-07-31T17:03:41Z2016-07-31T17:03:41Z<p>Hey! You say that like it's a bad thing.</p>Hey! You say that like it's a bad thing.Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2016-07-31T17:03:41ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: The Monkey's TreefortBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tavo&page=89?The-Monkeys-Treefort#44262016-07-05T04:57:15Z2016-07-05T04:11:54Z<p>Alright! Somebody break out the booze and hookers!</p>
<p>Actually, forget the booze!</p>Alright! Somebody break out the booze and hookers!
Actually, forget the booze!Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2016-07-05T04:11:54ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep Space FaWtLBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tp43?Deep-Space-FaWtL#42019-09-17T20:44:01Z2016-05-31T20:05:47Z<p>In space</p>In spaceBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2016-05-31T20:05:47ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Who has the most aliases/how many do you haveBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2st9q&page=3?Who-has-the-most-aliaseshow-many-do-you-have#1272015-12-11T15:11:23Z2015-12-11T15:10:27Z<p>You just need more alcohol! And maybe kill a meat sack.</p>
<p>Hey you wanna get soon liquor and hookers and kill all humans?</p>
<p>You know what, forget the humans! Let's just get the booze and hookers.</p>You just need more alcohol! And maybe kill a meat sack.
Hey you wanna get soon liquor and hookers and kill all humans?
You know what, forget the humans! Let's just get the booze and hookers.Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2015-12-11T15:10:27ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: How do you handle homosexuality and transgenderism in your campaigns?Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2sl9c&page=3?How-do-you-handle-homosexuality-and#1442015-07-27T15:27:33Z2015-07-27T15:27:33Z<p>Wh-what did you do?! i could've drank that! <i><b>I'll kill you! <span class=messageboard-bigger>you bastard!</span></i></b></p>Wh-what did you do?! i could've drank that! I'll kill you! you bastard!Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2015-07-27T15:27:33ZRe: Forums/Gamer Life: General Discussion: Pathfinder Forums Memes that Grind Your GearsBender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2s0ns&page=16?Pathfinder-Forums-Memes-that-Grind-Your-Gears#8002015-03-23T00:51:35Z2015-03-23T00:24:17Z<p>Not drinking enough Hard Alcohol before 9am really grind my gears, that and humans... alway getting jammed....</p>Not drinking enough Hard Alcohol before 9am really grind my gears, that and humans... alway getting jammed....Bender Rodriquez (alias of captain yesterday)2015-03-23T00:24:17Z