paizo.com Recent Posts by Avatar of Zon-Kuthonpaizo.com Recent Posts by Avatar of Zon-Kuthon2015-02-15T21:01:16Z2015-02-15T21:01:16ZRe: Forums: Off-Topic Discussions: Deep 6 FaWtLAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lusz&page=5385?Deep-6-FaWtL#2692492022-01-09T04:47:14Z2022-01-08T22:37:31Z<p>You and I should party more often, Urgathoa!</p>You and I should party more often, Urgathoa!Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2022-01-08T22:37:31ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=404?Last-one-to-post-wins#201822016-08-31T15:26:50Z2016-08-31T15:26:50Z<p>I apologise for my new character, he's quite the wild one and he meant hood not door.</p>I apologise for my new character, he's quite the wild one and he meant hood not door.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-31T15:26:50ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=404?Last-one-to-post-wins#201642016-08-29T23:21:12Z2016-08-29T23:21:12Z<p>Whoa, whoa, whoa! Listen, you NEVER want to be THAT guy! Because if you are THAT guy, then you can say bye, bye to being invited to all of the hottest parties and all the must see events. Why? Because everyone hates THAT guy!</p>Whoa, whoa, whoa! Listen, you NEVER want to be THAT guy! Because if you are THAT guy, then you can say bye, bye to being invited to all of the hottest parties and all the must see events. Why? Because everyone hates THAT guy!Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-29T23:21:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=404?Last-one-to-post-wins#201522016-08-27T13:07:54Z2016-08-27T13:07:54Z<p>No kidding!</p>No kidding!Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-27T13:07:54ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=403?Last-one-to-post-wins#201392016-08-26T15:05:07Z2016-08-26T15:05:07Z<p>I heard an explosion! Is everyone alright? Has the bulette stampede stopped? Why are there people screaming and clawing their eyes out?</p>I heard an explosion! Is everyone alright? Has the bulette stampede stopped? Why are there people screaming and clawing their eyes out?Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-26T15:05:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=403?Last-one-to-post-wins#201212016-08-23T14:20:55Z2016-08-23T14:20:55Z<p>Look out! The bulette stampede have eaten every last halfling and now they are starting to go after everyone else!</p>
<p>•Legs it to safety, hopefully.•</p>Look out! The bulette stampede have eaten every last halfling and now they are starting to go after everyone else!
*Legs it to safety, hopefully.*Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-23T14:20:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=403?Last-one-to-post-wins#201102016-08-22T16:44:14Z2016-08-22T16:44:14Z<p>Ah yes, there's a slight problem with that...</p>
<p>•Points to the right showing a massive amount of large creatures that seem to be sharks on legs.•</p>
<p>The bulette breeding programme at the local zoo was a complete success, too much of a success as a matter of fact, because every single bulette has escaped and eating every halfling in sight!</p>Ah yes, there's a slight problem with that...
*Points to the right showing a massive amount of large creatures that seem to be sharks on legs.*
The bulette breeding programme at the local zoo was a complete success, too much of a success as a matter of fact, because every single bulette has escaped and eating every halfling in sight!Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-22T16:44:14ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=403?Last-one-to-post-wins#201012016-08-20T14:14:12Z2016-08-20T14:14:12Z<p>Careful, your name sounds almost like a certain brand of chocolate.</p>Careful, your name sounds almost like a certain brand of chocolate.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-20T14:14:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=402?Last-one-to-post-wins#200932016-08-19T22:57:11Z2016-08-19T22:57:11Z<p>Absolutely! Particularly when you are playing 'catch' and one person has the shark launcher and the other one has a chainsaw! It's the best way to make sushi.</p>Absolutely! Particularly when you are playing 'catch' and one person has the shark launcher and the other one has a chainsaw! It's the best way to make sushi.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-19T22:57:11ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=110?False-factoids#54642016-08-19T22:54:28Z2016-08-19T22:54:28Z<p>Sissyl has forgotten that every time she hopes, she is set on fire by her 'hat'.</p>Sissyl has forgotten that every time she hopes, she is set on fire by her 'hat'.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-19T22:54:28ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=402?Last-one-to-post-wins#200812016-08-18T15:25:07Z2016-08-18T15:25:07Z<p>GoatToucher has a cream for EVERYTHING! And although you may not want his products, at least they work and easily obtainable (not to mention free).</p>GoatToucher has a cream for EVERYTHING! And although you may not want his products, at least they work and easily obtainable (not to mention free).Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-18T15:25:07ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Vark! Shazam! Weapon! Calamity! Ooo! Sirens! Yow! Snarf! The Regulars Are Coming! The Regulars Are Coming!Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2hoq4&page=3?Vark-Shazam-Weapon-Calamity-Ooo-Sirens-Yow#1022016-08-18T15:23:02Z2016-08-18T15:23:02Z<p>Typical! Dwarves really are so loud it's actually possible for anyone (not just elves) to shoot them in the dark.</p>Typical! Dwarves really are so loud it's actually possible for anyone (not just elves) to shoot them in the dark.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-18T15:23:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=402?Last-one-to-post-wins#200742016-08-16T23:09:58Z2016-08-16T23:09:58Z<p>Let me guess, Pulg, you have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of fox?</p>Let me guess, Pulg, you have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of fox?Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-16T23:09:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=402?Last-one-to-post-wins#200682016-08-16T15:58:47Z2016-08-16T15:58:47Z<p>If you have those things in play, then tell me: where on the map is 'play'?</p>If you have those things in play, then tell me: where on the map is 'play'?Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-16T15:58:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Knock-Knock!Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2tuhe?KnockKnock#42016-08-16T15:55:42Z2016-08-16T15:55:42Z<p>Joe have got to be kidding, only three people have posted thus far?</p>
<p>Knock-knock</p>
<p>Who's there?</p>
<p>Dude</p>
<p>Dude who?</p>Joe have got to be kidding, only three people have posted thus far?
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Dude
Dude who?Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-16T15:55:42ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=402?Last-one-to-post-wins#200612016-08-15T15:57:27Z2016-08-15T15:57:27Z<p>Activate my face down trap card: Termination of contract! Your old maid has been made redundant and sent packing!</p>
<p>•Draws a card from the deck.•</p>
<p>I play the spell card: four of a kind! Allowing me to summon for diamond tokens to the field!</p>Activate my face down trap card: Termination of contract! Your old maid has been made redundant and sent packing!
*Draws a card from the deck.*
I play the spell card: four of a kind! Allowing me to summon for diamond tokens to the field!Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-15T15:57:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=401?Last-one-to-post-wins#200412016-08-13T15:25:32Z2016-08-13T15:25:32Z<p>Impressive.</p>Impressive.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-13T15:25:32ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Wood Dragons and Plastic ElementalsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2th5f?Wood-Dragons-and-Plastic-Elementals#372016-08-13T15:23:55Z2016-08-13T15:23:55Z<p>Wood dragon: contrary to the name and appearance of this creature, it is not actually a dragon at all but instead a construct made of wood that sometimes serves as a protector of woodland (usually at the bidding of a long dead druid who made the construct in the first place). Despite possessing this knowledge, people often find that these 'golems in draconic form' actually act very similar to a real dragon (even going so far as to use breath weapons and mimicking the treasure hoarding habits that dragons are reputed for). A wood dragon is an elemental with the advanced dragon template and has the same CR as an adult to ancient dragon. Some wood dragons are in fact undead spirits of dragons given 'new life's in wooden bodies. These versions are much more dangerous and usually guard haunted forests or covens of evil forest dwelling witches. This type of wood dragon is treated as an undead creature with both the elemental and dragon advanced template with a CR that is five plus the normal wood dragon CR based on how old the creature is.</p>
<p>New substance: dental plaque</p>Wood dragon: contrary to the name and appearance of this creature, it is not actually a dragon at all but instead a construct made of wood that sometimes serves as a protector of woodland (usually at the bidding of a long dead druid who made the construct in the first place). Despite possessing this knowledge, people often find that these 'golems in draconic form' actually act very similar to a real dragon (even going so far as to use breath weapons and mimicking the treasure hoarding habits...Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-13T15:23:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Wood Dragons and Plastic ElementalsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2th5f?Wood-Dragons-and-Plastic-Elementals#362016-08-13T15:08:01Z2016-08-13T15:08:01Z<p>Trap-Floor: A malevolent wood elemental originally designed by the most craftiest of wizards to protect their homes and possessions against would-be thieves. A Trap-Floor hides in wait, often right at the front door or a window, ready for an unsuspecting foot to step on them. A Trap-Floor will usually eats the intruder, but can be ordered to merely hold them in place if the homeowner wishes to interrogate the thief personally. Some Trap-Floors, however, through neglect or misuse often go rogue and devour the person whose house they were supposed to protect. Rogue Trap-Floors will then wait patiently, in the seemingly abandoned house, eager for a new victim. Despite having bouts of hunger, Trap-Floors cannot starve and as such, only be killed in the same fashion as any other wood elemental. Although fire is discouraged as people want to keep the house. To tell if a house is inhabited by Trap-Floors, either use a custom made 'false foot' to test the ground or look for panels that are much more wrinkled than usual.</p>
<p>New substance: forest/jungle wood</p>Trap-Floor: A malevolent wood elemental originally designed by the most craftiest of wizards to protect their homes and possessions against would-be thieves. A Trap-Floor hides in wait, often right at the front door or a window, ready for an unsuspecting foot to step on them. A Trap-Floor will usually eats the intruder, but can be ordered to merely hold them in place if the homeowner wishes to interrogate the thief personally. Some Trap-Floors, however, through neglect or misuse often go...Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-13T15:08:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=401?Last-one-to-post-wins#200382016-08-12T19:48:51Z2016-08-12T19:48:51Z<p>Is there any other threads that you can revive then, Postocles?</p>Is there any other threads that you can revive then, Postocles?Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-12T19:48:51ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=401?Last-one-to-post-wins#200342016-08-12T16:56:09Z2016-08-12T16:56:09Z<p>Don't ask me, Vick, GoatToucher is the one responsible for making my new bodies so go talk to him... if you dare.</p>Don't ask me, Vick, GoatToucher is the one responsible for making my new bodies so go talk to him... if you dare.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-12T16:56:09ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=401?Last-one-to-post-wins#200312016-08-12T15:04:02Z2016-08-12T15:04:02Z<p>•After regaining a new (and hopefully stable) body, sets up a debate contest.•</p>
<p>Excellent rebuttal, Pulg!</p>
<p>•Turns to IHIYC.•</p>
<p>IHIYC, you may now counter rebuttal!</p>*After regaining a new (and hopefully stable) body, sets up a debate contest.*
Excellent rebuttal, Pulg!
*Turns to IHIYC.*
IHIYC, you may now counter rebuttal!Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-12T15:04:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=401?Last-one-to-post-wins#200222016-08-11T17:01:02Z2016-08-11T17:01:02Z<p>Speaking of the winner, GoatToucher needs the Marshall badge and Jokey needs the sheriff badge (Marshalls rank higher than sheriffs). And I must admit I'm proud of GoatToucher, he excelled far beyond the expectations of all. I can't wait to find out what...</p>
<p>•Feels extreme internal pain.•</p>
<p>UGH!</p>
<p>•Buckles over and falls on to the floor clutching stomach.•</p>
<p>I... I think this body has become unstable, it's decomposing...</p>
<p>•Dies, body turns into horrid, green goo, spirit travels back to GoatToucher's lab.•</p>Speaking of the winner, GoatToucher needs the Marshall badge and Jokey needs the sheriff badge (Marshalls rank higher than sheriffs). And I must admit I'm proud of GoatToucher, he excelled far beyond the expectations of all. I can't wait to find out what...
*Feels extreme internal pain.*
UGH!
*Buckles over and falls on to the floor clutching stomach.*
I... I think this body has become unstable, it's decomposing...
*Dies, body turns into horrid, green goo, spirit travels back to...Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-11T17:01:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: You should not rule this city!Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qxaj&page=16?You-should-not-rule-this-city#7622016-08-11T16:32:02Z2016-08-11T16:32:02Z<p>GoatToucher should not rule this city, since when did you find things unseemly?</p>GoatToucher should not rule this city, since when did you find things unseemly?Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-11T16:32:02ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=401?Last-one-to-post-wins#200152016-08-10T15:55:05Z2016-08-10T15:55:05Z<p>Oh, a handyman are you? Well perhaps you can help fix GoatToucher's workroom and lab they're not looking so good. And don't worry, GoatToucher always makes sure to pay people most handsomely.</p>Oh, a handyman are you? Well perhaps you can help fix GoatToucher's workroom and lab they're not looking so good. And don't worry, GoatToucher always makes sure to pay people most handsomely.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-10T15:55:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=401?Last-one-to-post-wins#200022016-08-08T21:26:44Z2016-08-08T21:26:44Z<p>•Picks up a brick and shows it to MBT.•</p>
<p>Look, MBT, the Magical Brick of Destiny!</p>
<p>•Hands the brick over.•</p>
<p>It's said that whoever hits themselves over the head with the brick will be granted great power to rule all of existence.</p>*Picks up a brick and shows it to MBT.*
Look, MBT, the Magical Brick of Destiny!
*Hands the brick over.*
It's said that whoever hits themselves over the head with the brick will be granted great power to rule all of existence.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-08T21:26:44ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=400?Last-one-to-post-wins#199952016-08-08T15:35:01Z2016-08-08T15:35:01Z<p>Look, if you don't care, then leave this thread. Although I recommend that you stay, because GoatToucher and Jokey have yet to resolve their showdown.</p>Look, if you don't care, then leave this thread. Although I recommend that you stay, because GoatToucher and Jokey have yet to resolve their showdown.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-08T15:35:01ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=400?Last-one-to-post-wins#199762016-08-06T14:58:34Z2016-08-06T14:58:34Z<p>Looks like we're going to have ourselves a classic show down folks!</p>
<p>•Sets up an old wild west town complete with the music and visual effects.•</p>
<p>Good, but something's missing... I know!</p>
<p>•Places cowboy on Jokey and GoatToucher. Then gives Pulg two badges.•</p>
<p>Whoever wins is the Marshall and the other is the sheriff.</p>
<p>•Promptly leaves.•</p>Looks like we're going to have ourselves a classic show down folks!
*Sets up an old wild west town complete with the music and visual effects.*
Good, but something's missing... I know!
*Places cowboy on Jokey and GoatToucher. Then gives Pulg two badges.*
Whoever wins is the Marshall and the other is the sheriff.
*Promptly leaves.*Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-06T14:58:34ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=400?Last-one-to-post-wins#199532016-08-04T15:50:40Z2016-08-04T15:50:40Z<p>It's rude to meddle with people's speeches. But it's also fun to do, so really, you just have to weigh the options of either being polite or being boring. Because, alas, you can't be both.</p>It's rude to meddle with people's speeches. But it's also fun to do, so really, you just have to weigh the options of either being polite or being boring. Because, alas, you can't be both.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-04T15:50:40ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=399?Last-one-to-post-wins#199422016-08-03T15:59:25Z2016-08-03T15:59:25Z<p>•Shrugs.•</p>*Shrugs.*Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-03T15:59:25ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=399?Last-one-to-post-wins#199242016-08-02T18:32:37Z2016-08-02T18:32:37Z<p>•As a horde of bees attack everyone else on this thread, I inspect my new body, as I didn't do it before.•</p>
<p>My skin...it feels so supple...</p>
<p>•Prods arm and a wave of sensation, both pleasant and not, washes through me.•</p>
<p>And so sensitive too.</p>
<p>•Leaves GoatToucher's lab and find everyone has dealt with the bees and that TFF and Shere Kahn fall into the classic Flintstone gag that happens at the end of every episode.•</p>*As a horde of bees attack everyone else on this thread, I inspect my new body, as I didn't do it before.*
My skin...it feels so supple...
*Prods arm and a wave of sensation, both pleasant and not, washes through me.*
And so sensitive too.
*Leaves GoatToucher's lab and find everyone has dealt with the bees and that TFF and Shere Kahn fall into the classic Flintstone gag that happens at the end of every episode.*Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-08-02T18:32:37ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=398?Last-one-to-post-wins#198882016-07-28T21:40:22Z2016-07-28T21:40:22Z<p>•Snigger•</p>
<p>Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!</p>
<p>•Dies from laughing too much, awakens back in GoatToucher's lab.•</p>
<p>Oh, I'm here again, am I?</p>*Snigger*
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
*Dies from laughing too much, awakens back in GoatToucher's lab.*
Oh, I'm here again, am I?Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-28T21:40:22ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=397?Last-one-to-post-wins#198502016-07-25T22:03:36Z2016-07-25T22:03:36Z<p>Call Fred 'Fuzzbutt' at your own peril, MBT.</p>Call Fred 'Fuzzbutt' at your own peril, MBT.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-25T22:03:36ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=397?Last-one-to-post-wins#198212016-07-22T23:42:27Z2016-07-22T23:42:27Z<p>•Emerges from a large container, dripping with a strange, green liquid.•</p>
<p>Where am I?</p>
<p>•A machine in the ceiling drops a black silk cloak to cover myself as I look around the dark, ominous room that looks an awful lot like Shang Tsung's flesh pits only the bodies in the other containers are also me (or rather lifeless clones of me) that's when I spot a desk in the middle of the room.•</p>
<p>What do we have here?</p>
<p>•I read the paperwork on the desk and discover that GoatToucher is using his own flesh to resurrect me. I drop the paperwork in shock and the last page remains face up with the following words, written in GoatToucher's own handwriting: "the experiments have been successful, Zon-Kuthon will be eternal, the avatars must be mass produced. Luckily, I have plenty of flesh (and 'volunteers') to achieve this.•</p>*Emerges from a large container, dripping with a strange, green liquid.*
Where am I?
*A machine in the ceiling drops a black silk cloak to cover myself as I look around the dark, ominous room that looks an awful lot like Shang Tsung's flesh pits only the bodies in the other containers are also me (or rather lifeless clones of me) that's when I spot a desk in the middle of the room.*
What do we have here?
*I read the paperwork on the desk and discover that GoatToucher is using his own...Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-22T23:42:27ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=396?Last-one-to-post-wins#197642016-07-20T13:51:47Z2016-07-20T13:51:47Z<p>Oh, I don't like the way he's looking do you folks? I think I will instead find out what is behind this door.</p>
<p>•Opens the door and sees Jokey dancing and singing to the song "I should be so lucky" and shoots self in the head because of it. After a while, MBT walks by, he looks at my dead body and then into the room with Jokey still singing and dancing before picking up my gun and killing himself... probably for the hell of it.•</p>Oh, I don't like the way he's looking do you folks? I think I will instead find out what is behind this door.
*Opens the door and sees Jokey dancing and singing to the song "I should be so lucky" and shoots self in the head because of it. After a while, MBT walks by, he looks at my dead body and then into the room with Jokey still singing and dancing before picking up my gun and killing himself... probably for the hell of it.*Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-20T13:51:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=395?Last-one-to-post-wins#197322016-07-19T14:49:20Z2016-07-19T14:49:20Z<p>Wow, I repost and a chain reaction occurs. Talk about having the gift to get the ball rolling again!</p>Wow, I repost and a chain reaction occurs. Talk about having the gift to get the ball rolling again!Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-19T14:49:20ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=394?Last-one-to-post-wins#196852016-07-18T14:25:35Z2016-07-18T14:25:35Z<p>A new week, a new win!</p>A new week, a new win!Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-18T14:25:35ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=106?False-factoids#52552016-07-18T02:07:01Z2016-07-17T23:15:45Z<p>Molten Dragon doesn't relax, he finds it quite tiring and stressful.</p>Molten Dragon doesn't relax, he finds it quite tiring and stressful.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-17T23:15:45ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=394?Last-one-to-post-wins#196732016-07-15T15:09:52Z2016-07-15T15:09:52Z<p>•Still being violently ill.•</p>*Still being violently ill.*Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-15T15:09:52ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: The answers to your questions are ...Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2qrsu&page=8?The-answers-to-your-questions-are#3912016-07-15T15:07:55Z2016-07-15T15:07:55Z<p>Questions:</p>
<p>1) Hello doctor? It's Mahatma. Mahatma Gandhi. How many Mahatmas do you know?</p>
<p>2) How many times did you have to be vaccinated to prevent being targeted by GoatToucher?</p>
<p>3) I just saw some red balloons go by. How many did you release again?</p>
<p>Next poster, here's your answers:</p>
<p>1) Not a very good memory boys and girls, not a very good doctor either, but he is local.</p>
<p>2) Well I'm sitting in a hotel in Morgan City, looking at a crooked picture on the wall. The TV don't work, I've got a headache and the woman that I'm waiting for, she didn't call at all.</p>
<p>3) And THAT is why Bleached Otyugh will NEVER eat GoatToucher for as long as either of them live.</p>Questions:
1) Hello doctor? It's Mahatma. Mahatma Gandhi. How many Mahatmas do you know?
2) How many times did you have to be vaccinated to prevent being targeted by GoatToucher?
3) I just saw some red balloons go by. How many did you release again?
Next poster, here's your answers:
1) Not a very good memory boys and girls, not a very good doctor either, but he is local.
2) Well I'm sitting in a hotel in Morgan City, looking at a crooked picture on the wall. The TV don't work, I've got...Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-15T15:07:55ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=394?Last-one-to-post-wins#196532016-07-14T14:11:41Z2016-07-14T14:11:41Z<p>And GoatToucher doesn't even remove the fins, he lightly simmers the shark in warm water and then sucks the fins dry!</p>
<p>•Goes pale green.•</p>
<p>Excuse me for a moment...</p>
<p>•Vomit sounds.•</p>And GoatToucher doesn't even remove the fins, he lightly simmers the shark in warm water and then sucks the fins dry!
*Goes pale green.*
Excuse me for a moment...
*Vomit sounds.*Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-14T14:11:41ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=393?Last-one-to-post-wins#196202016-07-12T23:09:05Z2016-07-12T23:09:05Z<p>How sweet! :-)</p>How sweet! :-)Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-12T23:09:05ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=105?False-factoids#52152016-07-11T14:45:12Z2016-07-11T14:45:12Z<p>KenderKin has a secret agent grandma!</p>KenderKin has a secret agent grandma!Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-11T14:45:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=392?Last-one-to-post-wins#195832016-07-11T14:43:21Z2016-07-11T14:43:21Z<p>Do you care about anything at all?</p>Do you care about anything at all?Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-11T14:43:21ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=104?False-factoids#51622016-07-05T13:59:29Z2016-07-05T13:59:29Z<p>KenderKin has disturbed the dirt.</p>KenderKin has disturbed the dirt.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-05T13:59:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=391?Last-one-to-post-wins#195172016-07-03T21:48:47Z2016-07-03T21:48:47Z<p>Gorilla Grodd needs to take a break, it's my time now.</p>Gorilla Grodd needs to take a break, it's my time now.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-03T21:48:47ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=103?False-factoids#51442016-07-03T14:25:12Z2016-07-03T14:25:12Z<p>The resulting confusion caused KenderKin to laugh so hard, that his older self 50 years in the future broke wind.</p>The resulting confusion caused KenderKin to laugh so hard, that his older self 50 years in the future broke wind.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-03T14:25:12ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=391?Last-one-to-post-wins#195112016-07-02T13:34:29Z2016-07-02T13:34:29Z<p>What are we going to do? Besides entertaining ourselves with trying to obtain the Win and doing what we want when we have it of course.</p>What are we going to do? Besides entertaining ourselves with trying to obtain the Win and doing what we want when we have it of course.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-02T13:34:29ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: Last one to post winsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2lt9f&page=390?Last-one-to-post-wins#194972016-07-01T15:20:58Z2016-07-01T15:20:58Z<p>Uh, why did I just get the blame? All of this nonsense happened regardless of MY involvement. On a tangent, Cronby is still down that well.</p>Uh, why did I just get the blame? All of this nonsense happened regardless of MY involvement. On a tangent, Cronby is still down that well.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-01T15:20:58ZRe: Forums: Forum Games: False factoidsAvatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)https://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pax5&page=103?False-factoids#51232016-07-06T21:47:02Z2016-07-01T15:15:44Z<p>Uncle Teddy is the voice of Charlie Brown and his bear, Fred, is the voice of Snoopy.</p>Uncle Teddy is the voice of Charlie Brown and his bear, Fred, is the voice of Snoopy.Avatar of Zon-Kuthon (alias of Jurassic Bard)2016-07-01T15:15:44Z