Alain Germande's page

*nasal muttered curses regarding Amiri's parentage*

How DARE you skip over me! Do you KNOW who I am?!

Gorbacz wrote:

Turin the Mad wrote:

4713 AR = 1918 A.D.

4744 AR = 1939 A.D. ... *grins evilly*

Alain vs. PanzerKampfWagen IV

We could have Imrijka vs Nazi Zombies.

... that'd be a fun video game...

I welcome and relish the challenge.

Let me ride closer! I want to hit them with my sword!

*grumbles when Lirianne just keeps laughing*

Yes I know that's utterly out of character, but I've been dying to use that line.

Hmph.

Gorbacz wrote:

But Alain is fabulous. Also, he's better than you.

SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU.

Nothing personal, he's just a ... superior life form. No hard feelings there, just facts. And please, no opinions. Alain > you is like Wizards > Monks, duh. Really, if you will try to argue it only underscores your inferiority.

O'rly?

Well, let's see how tough Alain is without his mount. If he has to go into a dungeon, he can't bring his mighty warhorse with him...effectively making him a watered-down fighter! He's objectively lame!

#seriousbusiness

I'd take you up on that, but given the choice between one pesky loudmouth and a ravening horde of demons, I think I know which will be the more entertaining challenge.

Ha, even Philip K. Dick wrote about the dreaded zloty!

Quote:

“(...) Philip K. Dick announced that he believed that Lem had somehow conspired to divert some of the zlotys from the Polish translation of Ubik to himself, for which reasons they demanded that SFWA revoke Lem’s honorary membership at once.”

Frederick Pohl writes about it.

... Lem, what did you do now?

*rolls eyes*

John Kretzer wrote:

So ever had a kinda of day where you think the whole world is conspiring to make your life miserable?

Yep. Then I go find out what Alain's been doing this time.

Seeing to the packing and preparations for my journey northeast, what else?

Hah hah. Yes, how crude. You can do better.

Pffft. Come back when you have your own llama.

Why would I ever want such a beast? Wretched, smelly, unclean, untrainable.... Even on the assumption that I'd ever be parted for some inexplicable reason from Donahan.

Alain Germande wrote:

Lem the Halfling wrote:

But at least I got a facelift. Take that boaty!

At long last whoever's in charge of this blasted contraption managed to get a picture of me in the first place.

Aaaaaah! Put the bag back on, it's hideous!

Spare me your envious dramatics, Lem.

But at least I got a facelift. Take that boaty!

At long last whoever's in charge of this blasted contraption managed to get a picture of me in the first place.

Cori Marie wrote:

Lem, have you considered getting your Llama a hat?

Pretty sure he'd just eat it. And then spit on Alain.

It doesn't need the hat to do that. Disgusting animal.

Kevin Mack wrote:

So who are the Iconics for this AP?

Alain, Seelah, Merisiel, and Seoni.

I cannot find anything amiss with this setup.

Hmph.

Alain Germande wrote:

Steelfiredragon wrote:

Alain Germande wrote:

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

Alain Germande wrote:

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

Kyros Deun wrote:

What are the full names (E.g. Merisiel SILVARI) and archetypes (not like that, but like Cavalier Order, witch patron, that) of each of them?

On a scale of 1 to 20, what is the power of your buddies?

Each of the other iconics? I honestly don't know.

And they're all at about 20, except Ezren who is about a 3 and Alain who is negative a bazillion. OH! And Kyra is a 21.

Jealousy doesn't become you, my dear.

Whoa... check out Alain using the three syllable words!

Good for you, buddy!

** spoiler omitted **

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why man invented plate armor.

and this ladies and gentlemen is arrogance walking as every suit of armor has a jinx in it and the High Queen of Stab knows them all and you Alain are nothing in her court save a nave that your own horse holds a higher rank than you.

Really Merisiel, you can find better bootlickers than this.

Silence Knave of the roan excreation.......

besides Merisiel has a cult following and your just jealous that the only thing you ahve follwoing you is a long list of angry as the nine hells fathers of farmer's daughters.....

Jesters are more amusing when they can speak coherent common.

Perhaps you have potential, if you keep working on it.

Ah, speak of the devil.

Alain Germande wrote:

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

Alain Germande wrote:

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

Kyros Deun wrote:

What are the full names (E.g. Merisiel SILVARI) and archetypes (not like that, but like Cavalier Order, witch patron, that) of each of them?

On a scale of 1 to 20, what is the power of your buddies?

Each of the other iconics? I honestly don't know.

And they're all at about 20, except Ezren who is about a 3 and Alain who is negative a bazillion. OH! And Kyra is a 21.

Jealousy doesn't become you, my dear.

Whoa... check out Alain using the three syllable words!

Good for you, buddy!

** spoiler omitted **

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why man invented plate armor.

and this ladies and gentlemen is arrogance walking as every suit of armor has a jinx in it and the High Queen of Stab knows them all and you Alain are nothing in her court save a nave that your own horse holds a higher rank than you.

Really Merisiel, you can find better bootlickers than this.

Alain Germande wrote:

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:

Kyros Deun wrote:

What are the full names (E.g. Merisiel SILVARI) and archetypes (not like that, but like Cavalier Order, witch patron, that) of each of them?

On a scale of 1 to 20, what is the power of your buddies?

Each of the other iconics? I honestly don't know.

And they're all at about 20, except Ezren who is about a 3 and Alain who is negative a bazillion. OH! And Kyra is a 21.

Jealousy doesn't become you, my dear.

Whoa... check out Alain using the three syllable words!

Good for you, buddy!

** spoiler omitted **

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why man invented plate armor.

Kyros Deun wrote:

What are the full names (E.g. Merisiel SILVARI) and archetypes (not like that, but like Cavalier Order, witch patron, that) of each of them?

On a scale of 1 to 20, what is the power of your buddies?

Each of the other iconics? I honestly don't know.

And they're all at about 20, except Ezren who is about a 3 and Alain who is negative a bazillion. OH! And Kyra is a 21.

Jealousy doesn't become you, my dear.

Alain Germande wrote:

I am not amused.

that LAdy Sillvari is amused t your unamusment is amusing, it is also amusing that we are all amused at your unamusement... have a nice day

Fhah. I hardly need to prove myself to the likes of you.

I am not amused.

Cori Marie wrote:

Who is the noble person you've most enjoyed giving a private performance to?

Alain.

Even after "winning" that little skirmish I can't shake the feeling I've been had...

Imrijka wrote:

Tirq wrote:

Do Valeros and Alain get along well?

They amicable. I not think they work together yet, so mostly just see each other at annual Pathfinder ball.

I demand pictures of the Pathfinder ball! Valeros in finery? Sounds too good to be true.

That's what I thought as well. He cleans up surprisingly well. You'd hardly know he was commonfolk.

What can I say? Some damsels love the thrill of pursuit. I cannot fault them. And while I have my preferences, I am willing to be both the pursuing and the being pursued, if it should so strike their fancy. I am if nothing else quite flexible when it comes to a woman's wants.

But alas, I've distracted you from your inquiries. I'm certain this rabble has more questions for you. I'll wait over here, out of your way. There's a lovely dame who's been giving me the eyes all evening.

You dare to brand me a coward, Lem? I hide from no man. Magical compulsions don't count.

Imrijka wrote:

Generally like other iconics. Except Balazar. Is creepy bastard.

Even Alain?

My ears are burning....

Ah, good morntide Imrijka. Looking stalwart, as usual.

Orthos wrote:

Lem the Halfling wrote:

Benoc wrote:

What do you do with all the money you save from not buying socks?

Itching powder for Alain's coat of armour padding.

You guys sure do like to pick on Alain a lot.

That's because we know him.

Feh! Jealousy, is all! Plain and simple!