For My Best Customer

Wednesday, March 2, 2022

There you are, dearie. How’s my favorite customer in the world? Come sit here beneath the comfortable shade between the stalls of the Grand Bazaar. The sunlight is much too withering and revealing. Right here on this bench, sit, sit. Now, isn’t that better?


An ichor slinger dressed in a long red coat with their hair slicked back carrying a tray of brightly colored bottles

Ichor slinger from Pathfinder Book of the Dead by Carl Springer.

I’ve been looking for you everywhere. Honestly, these metropolises are just too big sometimes. City at the Center of the World? City at the Center of my Bunion more like!

But where was I? Oh, yes! I’ve been telling all my subscribers; new shipments came in! When? Oh, don’t get me started, shipping dates are so confusing… who needs ‘em, right dearie? Let’s just say they’re coming in the next two to three months… maybe four. But soon, dearie, very soon!

While we’re here, try my Tomb Juice™, it’s delicious! You‘ve no idea just how long it’s been in the family...

The important thing is that I have a few items to preview, just for you, my very best customer! Feast your eyes on what I have in store. You need never again have worry or care, for I will show you something marvelous and rare.



Pathfinder iconic Kyra driving back a skeleton with her symbol to Sarenrae A skeletal version of iconic witch, Feiya call forth fellow undead iconics to rise from their graves

Internal art from Pathfinder Book of the Dead by Mirco Paganessi and Kiki Moch Rizky.

I’ve managed to exhume these beautiful works of art, chapter headers from the Pathfinder Book of the Dead, at no small expense let me tell you! Geb is jealous man and guards his secrets well. Simply sign up for the Pathfinder Rulebook subscription, and it’s all yours!


Pathfinder Book of the Dead Special Edition

Look at this exquisite final cover of the Pathfinder Book of the Dead Special Edition Hardcover, dearie. You don’t find faux leather with metallic deboss cover elements and a bound-in ribbon bookmark just anywhere, do you? And a limited edition, too—perfect for the discerning collector like you! Sign up right here: Pathfinder Special Edition Rulebook.


A knight in shining armor reaches down to a child from the back of their horse while a battle rages around them

Internal art from Pathfinder Lost Omens Knights of Lastwall by Ainur Salimova.

Well, I don’t like to name drop, but I happen to know the prolific scribe Luis Loza—he’s one of the authors of Pathfinder Lost Omens: Knights of Lastwall. Well, he shared this sneak peak of the contents, and you don’t want to miss it. I also know his partner in cri— uh, I mean his Pathfinder Lost Omens coauthor Eleanor Ferron. Her schemes are everywhere in this book too, dearie. They both told me they’d love to see a renewing commitment from you, my best customer, specifically. They make it so easy, don’t they?


two travelers in space suits float outside of their ship that's crashed on an astroid floating near a bright rift in space

Internal art from Starfinder Drift Crisis by Laslo Ludrovan.

I know you have a taste for the latest thing. Well, you’re going to love this because it’s from the future! This image was labeled “After the Crash” from Starfinder Drift Crisis. We should put you down for a Starfinder Roleplaying Game subscription, too. That will be so drift!

What’s drift? Oh dearie, it is an adjective describing something fascinating and weird, likely never seen before or unique. I thought you knew. Moving on.

Pathfinder Strength of Thousands Adventure Path: Shadow's of the Ancients Pathfinder Adventure Path Question for the Frozen Flame: Burning Tundra

Cover art from Shadows of the Ancients by Setiawan Lee. Cover art from Burning Tundra by David Alvarez.

All these Adventures Path volumes… I’m afraid the port has made a tangled mess of the order. Pathfinder Adventure Path: Shadows of the Ancients (Strength of Thousands 6 of 6) is finally here after months of delay. But good things come to those wait, said the anadi to the sprite.

Starfinder Horizons of the Vast Adventure Path: Icebound Starfinde Horizons of the Vast Adventure Path: Allies Against The Eye

Cover art from Icebound and Allies Against the Eye by Rodrigo Gonzalez Toledo.

But wait, there’s yet more! Pathfinder Adventure Path: Burning Tundra (Quest for the Frozen Flame 3 of 3), Starfinder Adventure Path volumes Icebound (Horizons of the Vast 4 of 6), Allies Against the Eye (Horizons of the Vast 5 of 6), and The Culling Shadow (Horizons of the Vast 6 of 6) are all inbound. Meanwhile, Pathfinder Adventure Path #178: Punks in a Powderkeg (Outlaws of Alkenstar 1 of 3) and Cradle of Quartz (Outlaws of Alkenstar 2 of 3) are closer than you think!

So, let’s just sign you up for them all, shall we? That way you won’t miss a thing! Find them here: Starfinder Adventure Path, and here: Pathfinder Adventure Path. A simple and elegant transaction—a bargain, just like me, dearie.

Well, all this talk of shadows and culling has me famished. So, I won’t take any more of your time. Just… before I go… don’t forget the advantage of having multiple subscriptions. Here’s a handy list: Pathfinder Society, Starfinder Society, Pathfinder Accessories, Starfinder Accessories, Pathfinder Maps, and Starfinder Maps. Why not get them all? You deserve it, dearie.

What’s that? Something not on the list? More Tomb Juice? Ah, of course you can have some… You also want more subscriptions? Well, I’ve heard whispers of changes, dearie. Exciting new options. I’ll talk to my sources. Can’t make any promises, mind you, but I aim to please my best customer!

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Paizo Employee Organized Play Coordinator

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I love her.


Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Ichor slinger, you say...


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This is the best ad. Reminds me of the Hellraiser merch ad vhs.

Paizo Employee Marketing & Media Manager

:)

Liberty's Edge

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I literally asked about the missing Strengths of Thousands book a few hours ago :) Love the ad, the ichor slinger and the info, Aaaron!


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Fun presentation. Thank you.

Paizo Employee Pathfinder Society Developer

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I lost it at "City at the Center of my Bunion more like!"

Sovereign Court

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I'm sorry do you have any Diet Tomb Juice™?

Paizo Employee Marketing & Media Manager

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I hear her voice as Alfre Woodard.

Silver Crusade

Linnorm?!

Liberty's Edge

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"Said the anadi to the sprite."

:-P


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The Raven Black wrote:

"Said the anadi to the sprite."

:-P

I like that this implies you should be worried if you have both in the same party.


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Now I want to team up with someone for an antagonistic odd-couple pairing of anadi and sprite PFS agents.

Shadow Lodge

Do Seoni's rune tattoos still work in that picture? Also I love Fumbus's tombstone.


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Partner in cri....cket? :D
I never knew Paizo had an internation cricket team. Kurgess guide you in your games. ^^

Silver Crusade

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thistledown wrote:
Do Seoni's rune tattoos still work in that picture? Also I love Fumbus's tombstone.

That's Feiya!

Liberty's Edge

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The knight pic has a definite "Come with me if you want to live" feel IMO.

Wayfinders Contributor

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Oh I love this. I hope we get more sales presentations from her!

Shadow Lodge

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Cori Marie wrote:
thistledown wrote:
Do Seoni's rune tattoos still work in that picture? Also I love Fumbus's tombstone.
That's Feiya!

Wow I was tired. Even recognized the fox but still thought... Yeah, obvious now.

Silver Crusade

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OMG! Seelah (I think) as a mounted warrior! Even if she might be a ghost.

Oh, I didn't think I could get more hyped for the Knights of Lastwall book. Apparently that was untrue.


Pathfinder Adventure Path, Starfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

I updated my credit card information but the system wont let me re attempt the charge for the orders that were declined.


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Drendin Amicathra wrote:
I updated my credit card information but the system wont let me re attempt the charge for the orders that were declined.

You should probably email customer service. The address is at the bottom of this page.


Love this..just picked up my starfinder core rule book.

Paizo Employee Marketing & Media Manager

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GM Ash wrote:
Love this..just picked up my starfinder core rule book.

I just wrote 2 more preview blogs, one in the voice of this character and one full of excerpts. I can 't wait to share them with you all.

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