Raise of the Poodle Lords


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Isn't there a St. Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh's in Cornwall?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
AAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

It's ok, CDP. I don't think the kitten's French.


Cockapoo wrote:
It's ok, CDP. I don't think the kitten's French.

She might be. Is her name Penelope Pussycat?


Grrrr.........


Poodle puntin' time!!! *looks around* Where are you cowards hiding?


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Moo? I iz a cow. There are no poodles or cats here. Er, I mean, moo. Moo, moo, MOO.


Miss Kitty wrote:
Moo? I iz a cow. There are no poodles or cats here. Er, I mean, moo. Moo, moo, MOO.

Hiya Miss Kitty! *Punt* Bye Miss Kitty!


Here MoMo MoMo MoMo MoMo...

*Grabs sum' baby oil*


Llamafrog wrote:

Here MoMo MoMo MoMo MoMo...

*Grabs sum' baby oil*

You vile disgusting creature. I don't know who's worse, you or Snarky. *PUNT!*


It's a tough call!


Snarky Poodle wrote:
It's a tough call!

Whatever! *PUNT*

Scarab Sages

scampers around the thread


Aberzombie wrote:
scampers around the thread

Ooh! It's been awhile since I've had some hot zombie luvin'! *Humps 'zombie*


shuffles across thread


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
shuffles across thread

*Tasers CDP* I got you now creeminal. Chirac will pay me well for your capture.


Sorry, I no longer consider you to be real. My doctor said you're just a figment of my imagination.


*begins to fade* What's going on? *disappears*


*from the Abyss* *looks nervous* Uh-oh!


Wait, is this like Tinkerbell? Should we applaud? {claps paws}


What are you *&^&%@# Poodles doing just sitting there! You *&^%$%^&^ need to start applauding before I disappear! Follow Miss Kitty's lead! Miss Kitty, you were always my favorite Poodle, er, Kitty, er whatever the ^%$% you are!


Sorry MoMo, clapping isn't going to help. It's all on CDP's state of mind.


I don't clap for douchebags.


Snarky Poodle wrote:
I don't clap for douchebags.

What? Didn't I always punt you in that special place that you liked?


{stops clapping} So, clapping means he lives? Curses! No wonder that b~~!$ Tinkerbell survived.


What's a MoMo?


AAAHHHHH!!!!!! *fades away*


*shows up wearing a flowery muumuu*

I'm glad that Monday Monster went away. We were wearing the same thing, and that is simply too embarrassing.


wakes up lying half under the couch

Huh? Wuzzat?

humps the couch


*Throws bacon covered cats into the thread.*


Why bother? I'd probably choke on them.......


*sneaks in, leaves fake (but tasty) land mines laced with rum (Captain Morgan Parrot Bay)*


leaves his own landmines


I can't remember what day it is.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
I can't remember what day it is.

*reforms* Let me give you a reminder. *powerhumps CDP*


I had to fill out some forms once......

In triplicate......

I can't even write......


*reforms in the Abyss* Ha! CDP reopened the doorway. I'm back!


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:

I had to fill out some forms once......

In triplicate......

I can't even write......

Hard to write without opposable thumbs. Yap! Yap!


The Monday Monster wrote:
*reforms in the Abyss* Ha! CDP reopened the doorway. I'm back!

Did someone say something?


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
The Monday Monster wrote:
*reforms in the Abyss* Ha! CDP reopened the doorway. I'm back!
Did someone say something?

You sonuva .... *blinks out of existence*


humps the lamp

Yap!


Hmmm...

{whispers:} MoMojuice...


MoMojuice...


MoMojuice!


*reappears in the Abyss* How did I get back here?


Probably something to do with the frenchies. You should totally kick their asses.


Clinically Depressed Poodle wrote:
Probably something to do with the frenchies. You should totally kick their asses.

Bonjour, Sumo! *signals his henchmen to start a beatdown on CDP*


Go f@*# yourself. Goddamn frenchies!

foams at the mouth

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

attacks


Help! Get heem off me! *mauled*


*punts CDP* I learned zat from Ze Monday Monster!


*realizes that some odd occurance may have destroyed the Poodle Clubhouse and starts planning a party to celebrate*

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