Big- and little-thulhu

Those are the bomb.

Those are the bomb.

Which one is the bomb? Fat Man or Little Boy? Or is some other bomb the bomb?

They're Cthulhus, the bombs that keep on giving as they shamble across the landsape shattering the wills of the weak-minded masses ...

I thought they were Cthulhu statues because of the squat pose, but they're cool regardless.

They ARE Cthulhu statues, at 2" and 1" tall, respectively.

They look like a couple of harried chaperones trying to wrangle a bunch of sugar-crazed kids on a field trip.

Yanno, if the chaperones were elder gods, and the kids were their unholy spawn, and the field trip was the destruction of all that exists.