The new GameMastery Module J1: Entombed with the Pharaohs has arrived in our office and is about to ship. In anticipation, I have decided to turn you all into terrible undead servants, forever bound to the tomb of the Four Pharaohs of Ascension. Are you ready? Great! Please look at the following four images:
There! Does your skin itch a bit? Do you have the urge to wrap yourself in linen bandages? Feel the need to go "Urrrrrrr?" Congratulations, you are now one of hundreds of terrible mummy guardians bound to the pyramid for all of time! Anyone who sees all four of these images is cursed and transformed into a horrible mummy. This, of course, includes any unfortunate player characters that dare to explore this ancient tomb.
Happy Halloween everybody. Now get out there and spread some undead menace—you don't even need your mummy's permission.
