One Last Hoorah

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Crystal: Oh, hey... I just figured out what smells so good. I think I'm in Wes' office.... but, there's a flying car parked outside!

Sara Marie: Please be careful! This is getting dangerous; they'll be back from Gen Con any minute now! Porcupine.

Crystal: I think when we got separated, I went to the future... This must be where Sarah got those covers from! Hedgehog.

Sara Marie: I'm getting kinda nervous about this... but if it's the future maybe you'll be safe...

Crystal: Don't you see, Sara? If leaking some bits of art makes us famous, then what happens if I leak entire future supplements! We'll be IMMORTAL! Hedgehog.

Sara Marie: If you think immortality is safe...

Crystal: Now, let's see.... "Classic Game Designers Revisited," "Flumphs of Golarion," "Adventure Path 12: Samurai Cowboys Ride Again".... Oh!

Sara Marie: Are you all right?

Crystal: More than just all right!... I think I just found the Bestiary 2! The whole thing, complete and bound!

Sara Marie: No way!

Crystal: We'll leak this and then the fans will... the fans will.... Uh oh...

Sara Marie: Crystal?...CRYSTAL!

Crystal: There's tripwires, Sara!

Sara Marie: Get out!

Crystal: Everywhere.

Sara Marie: GET OUT!!! (Carefully!)

Crystal: They're even on me!

Sara Marie: OK. Don't. Move.

Crystal: Oh, well played, Mr. Schneider. Well pl-

Sara Marie: Crystal? Hedgehog?

...

Sara Marie: do you read me

...

Sara Marie: Hedgehog!? Porcupine?! DO YOU READ ME?!!!

...

Sara Marie: HEEEEDGEHOG!!!!

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Dear Fans,

I apologize that we could not bring you the entire Bestiary II, however, I feel it is my duty as a fellow fan and adventurer to bring you one last piece of artwork, another Misfit Monster, snatched off of James Sutter's desk as I ran fleeing from the dungeon that is the Editorial Pit and Development offices.

Sara Marie

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Tags: Alchemists Corbies Damiel Iconics Pathfinder Campaign Setting Snagged From the Vault

Dire Corbies, when tengu take steroids, things can go horribly wrong.

Yipes! I think I'd be worried too like Damiel looks.

And beyond the art, a final thank you to Crystal and Sara Marie for risking life, limb and possible paradox to keep those of us unable to go to GenCon from going insane. You ladies were very entertaining with your antics and I know that I certainly hope that they let you out of the box you'll likely be put in now to make more blogs in the future!

Thanks again for making this fun ladies!


OK,

These posts were good for a laugh and helped to break up the work day. Thanks!


Pathfinder Companion Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

I hope Crystal is ok...

The Exchange

Thanks for the entertaining blog posts! Platypus.

Dark Archive

i think its just a clever ploy to not be seen here for anohter year....

Paizo Employee Customer Service & Community Manager

Hugo Solis wrote:
I hope Crystal is ok...

Crystal is fine. She re-spawned at the last save point :)


Hurrah! And I hope you both have more credits left for when the evil overlords return. :)

Scarab Sages

In my capacity of Spokesfowl for the Dire Corby Health, Education, and Defense Society, I would like to thank you for the PSA illuminating what a danger adventurers are in our rookeries. We must remember to flock and give them the whatfor, not run out singularly (although sending out a weak fledgeling or two to have them use up some of their fire power might be a good tack... hmmm). Anyway. Thank you for your contributions in helping get out the DiCHEADS word!

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

"Crystal! NNNOOOOooooooo......"

Thanks for keeping us entertained and educated guys.


Pathfinder Companion, Maps Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game Superscriber

Here is to SM and Crystal risking their lives to get us pictures. Remember there are always weekends and holidays...


Gavgoyle wrote:
In my capacity of Spokesfowl for the Dire Corby Health, Education, and Defense Society,

Oops, would have been better if I had used the right avatar... Oy.

Anyway, thanks for the updates, especially the Misfits!! I'm really looking forward to the product and I'm so glad you were able to feed us some tidbits!

Dark Archive

NO!!! HEDGEHOG!!!!!!

Curses, I wanted a leaked Bestiary 2, too. :(


Sara Marie wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
I hope Crystal is ok...
Crystal is fine. She re-spawned at the last save point :)

She didn't prepare dimension door this morning, huh?

Clearly she needs more wizard levels.

Dark Archive

Pathfinder Adventure Path, Rulebook, Starfinder Society Subscriber

I wanted to vote on the costume contest, but the comments link keeps taking me to this one.

Sovereign Court

Pathfinder Maps, Starfinder Maps Subscriber

Indeed Chris, methinks a link was altered by a ghost intern. I wanted to vote for Jean-Marc, loved the gloves!

Maybe the Paizo staff, weary and bleary from Gen Con, may notice our plaintive cries in this comment backwater on their Friday morning, and move our words of wisdom where they will be better treasured?

Thanks in advance


I was gonna vote for Jason as Damiel, the iconic alchemist but same as Chris above, the link kept going to this....hahaha are the little goblins still in play? This is another good one then.Hedgehog...Porcupine. hahaha...will miss those blogs, indeed.

Liberty's Edge

Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

Darned goblins messing with the links! (Not just the link is wonky, this blog entry has actually disappeared from the blog too).

Fantastic costumes all round, this will be a tough choice.

Dark Archive

I am voting for the witch (if this is the place to vote for the witch, which it may be... which witch is which?)

Dark Archive

Bad link! Link should go HERE.

RPG Superstar 2009 Top 32

Set wrote:

Bad link! Link should go HERE.

It is not a bad link.

What ever Paizo did works with Firefox but not with Internet Explorer.


Sara Marie wrote:
Hugo Solis wrote:
I hope Crystal is ok...
Crystal is fine. She re-spawned at the last save point :)

:)


Ok, I keep clicking on links and get back here. I vote for the Alchemist. It's all about the googles


It has been more than 24 hours. I still can't vote in the costume competition, as the link takes me here. Every link so far has gone to the wrong page.

Scarab Sages

Darkthorne68 wrote:
Ok, I keep clicking on links and get back here. I vote for the Alchemist. It's all about the googles

ditto, on both counts

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