*A Frenchie forms with a bat in his hands* Oui! *Swings a bat at CDP*
*From the Abyss watching the fight eating popcorn* This is better than watching demon porn!
Bring it on, you french bastards! Looks like I'll be having frog legs for dinner tonight!
enters barbarian rage
continues the mauling
pauses for a second to piddle into the Abyss
pauses for a second to piddle into the Abyss
AAAHHHHHH!!!! You ^&*&&^%$#$$!!!!!!
*Shows the national flag of France(the white surrender flag) to CDP* *does no good and is mauled beyond recognition*
*Is getting torn to pieces* Sacre Bleu! I have never seen zees kind of violence from ze Poodle before! I must retreat and bring reeenforcements! *teleports out*
Wow CDP! I've never seen you enter a barbarian rage before. Look at the carnage!
{peeks down from hole in drop ceiling} Is ThuMo gone?
{peeks down from hole in drop ceiling} Is ThuMo gone?
I think so.....for now.
Why does CDP have such a beef with Thursdays? They never really bothered me.
Well, I like CaFriMo better than ThuMo or MoMo.
Why does CDP have such a beef with Thursdays? They never really bothered me.
I got no beef with Thursdays. But that rat bastard was a frenchie.
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Licks his poodle brethren.
piddles with excitement
Aww! The puppy is excited!
Is it my robe made out of congealed cream of chicken soup?
Yap.
licks the robe
Hmmm.....tastes like beef.
Licks his poodle brethren.
Yay! The master has returned home! *Humps Courtfool*
fap fap fap
*Humps Courtfool*
Oooo! Faster, big boy.
*From the Abyss* So, the leader of the Poodles has returned. Very good. Adding his valuable pelt to my collection will make me quite wealthy. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
*From the Abyss* So, the leader of the Poodles has returned. Very good. Adding his valuable pelt to my collection will make me quite wealthy. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hey, MoMo! How's life treating you down there, under Spotty?
*From the Abyss* So, the leader of the Poodles has returned. Very good. Adding his valuable pelt to my collection will make me quite wealthy. MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Hey, MoMo! How's life treating you down there, under Spotty?
I'm living in the ^%$#*$@ Abyss. How the *&^% do you think I'm doing?
Can't a dog try to be social and just make small talk? Did Sumo piddle in your Wheaties again?
Can't a dog try to be social and just make small talk? Did Sumo piddle in your Wheaties again?
He always piddles in my Wheaties, dammit.
I suggest French Toast Crunch. He won't go near it. It has 'French' in the name.
Don't pay attention to MoMo, Courtfool. He's just grouchy because we've been kicking his tail lately.
I suggest French Toast Crunch. He won't go near it. It has 'French' in the name.
Hmm. You may have something there.
Don't pay attention to MoMo, Courtfool. He's just grouchy because we've been kicking his tail lately.
He just needs some love. Did you guys try humping him?
Don't pay attention to MoMo, Courtfool. He's just grouchy because we've been kicking his tail lately.He just needs some love. Did you guys try humping him?
We try but he just punts us. He must have had a terrible childhood to be the way he is.
I suggest French Toast Crunch. He won't go near it. It has 'French' in the name.
Or I'll maul it beyond recognition. Could go either way.
We try but he just punts us. He must have had a terrible childhood to be the way he is.Don't pay attention to MoMo, Courtfool. He's just grouchy because we've been kicking his tail lately.He just needs some love. Did you guys try humping him?
I had a terrible childhood once.....
I had a terrible childhood once.....We try but he just punts us. He must have had a terrible childhood to be the way he is.Don't pay attention to MoMo, Courtfool. He's just grouchy because we've been kicking his tail lately.He just needs some love. Did you guys try humping him?
*Licks CDP*
Don't pay attention to MoMo, Courtfool. He's just grouchy because we've been kicking his tail lately.He just needs some love. Did you guys try humping him?
Ah yes, the bonobo conflict social system. Civilized animals, those bonobos.
piddles on the strangely talking human
Ah yes, the bonobo conflict social system. Civilized animals, those bonobos.
Take your filthy paw off me, you damn dirty ape! …and put it here!
Ah yes, the bonobo conflict social system. Civilized animals, those bonobos.Take your filthy paw off me, you damn dirty ape! …and put it here!
You know my feet also have opposable thumbs.
You know my feet also have opposable thumbs.Ah yes, the bonobo conflict social system. Civilized animals, those bonobos.Take your filthy paw off me, you damn dirty ape! …and put it here!
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!!!
licks the robe
Hmmm.....tastes like beef.
Oohoo! That tickles!
...
A little lower...
licks the robe
Hmmm.....tastes like beef.
Oohoo! That tickles!
...
A little lower...
*faints*
GAH!!!
*stops fapping*
What the heck IS that thing!?
A better question is why the spotty carpet you're standing on is so squishy?
The things I've seen. X_X
drops a landmine on the carpet
*Enters the clubhouse, notices the lawyer... leaves*
You sly dog you.
hubba hubba One Squirrel one cup...........Yes!