Excuse Your Sins with Trump Here!

I know, I know, I really shouldn't be making yet another apology/blame thread for this subforum. And I know we already have a lot of political threads. It's just...things have been really rough right now. With Trump being president, and all.

I really need to post more frequently on my PbPs. It's just really stressful, because whenever I start to write, "The cleric gets coup de graced," I remember who's president right now.

I'm sorry I haven't been that funny lately, guys. My sense of humor is just shot with Drumpf as our commander-in-chief.

I really shouldn't be eating berry crisp for breakfast, but damn it, I need comfort food right now. Have you seen our president?

This thread is meant entirely in fun, referencing a joke Lindsay Ellis made on Twitter about how much time she's planning to spend at Disneyland. :P

Damn it, I'm double-posting again. I just can't muster the energy to click the "Edit" button. We're in the middle of a Trump presidency.

*offers hugs*

Hey, now. We don't go for any of that "touching gestures of sympathy" s**% here. This is solely a thread for b~$&~ing and avoiding responsibility. Maybe I didn't explain that well enough, but frankly, I'm surprised I can still string cogent a together sentence with Donald Trump in charge of the nuclear codes.

As a slaad, I suppose I should be making pro-Chaos quips and propaganda about these Trumpian times, but... I'm really not feeling it.

Kobold, I really empathize with what you want to accomplish here stress relief-wise, but I don't feel that this thread is entirely appropriate for paizo.com. If you want to try again with a less partisan premise, you are more than welcome.